>Reduces Glimmer to his obsessed personal cocksleeve and gets to be with her foreverHe FUARKING won so hardHow does he do it???
>>41027695wizardry
>>41027695his small penis that glimmy obsesses over
>>41027699>gets cutie mark>leaves childhood friend>remains a virgin for 30 years>childhood friend salivates for his cockIt's really that simple.
>>41027709Glimmer's entire run as a villain was all spawned from her need for NERD cock. Wow!
how do i chadburstmaxx bros?
>>41027714Genuine answer is to have many autistic interests to bond with other people over.
>>41027695Mares love his uncircumcised cock
>>41027709As someone who's been in similar situation, I can confirm that step 4 doesn't happen IRL. At best you'll just get screamed at for talking after an unreasonably long break.
>>41027723That would work with ponies or men but not women who have shitty interests.
>>41027724Stellar Flare seems like the kind of mom to get her sons cut for no damn reason.
>>41027761Why do women have such shit interests?Unless they’re autistic they are never really into anything fun. Sure they might have hobbies (many don’t even have that) but it’s never at an autistic level where they can discuss it beyond a surface level.You talk cars, boats, guns, trains, dinosaurs, history, electronics etc with a guy there’s a significant chance they know an autistic amount about any of them but almost never women.Do they just go home and watch YouTube/Netflix then go to sleep?
>>41027723sis thinks she's on the team
>>41028358Unironically yesWomen spend their entire day hanging out in cafes, bars and clubs and go shopping in-between or browse social mediaI can't wait for someone to call me a chud for this, but even chads openly admit that women are incredibly boring to be around
>>41027713say what you want but glimmy is cute as hell
