I bought lead studded horseshoes
To keep myself tethered to the magic I might lose
Celestia said to slow downYou must make your own horseshoesStop listening to Chrysalis dancing in a happy moodKeeping my horn on (boo dobee bop snap 2x)
But do you get da cool shoe shine?
There's a monkey in the basementFapping to Vapor TrailCaught up in the magicBetween her flanks and her tail
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>>41033095And with cums elimination Then we got nothing to lose Please repeat the message It’s the mares that we choose Keeping my hoof on (bee bedobee bop x2 snap)
>>41033731>vehicle suddenly swerves onto a freeway exit instead of “to the royal palace”>queue Celestia flying behind the vehicle and blasting magic beams. >a nearby apple plantation is blown up and barrels of apples crash on the road. >swerving to avoid apples >queue music lyrics once the vehicle avoids all the crashing barrels and Celestia >Get the cool! >Get the cool snow!>Get the cool! (In background) >Get the cool snowpity! >Get the cool! >repeat for a couple of times.
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Great thread
I can't let this die
>>41033016Instead of boo dobee bop (assuming this is 'they do the bump' in 19-2000) maybe 'I'll go and bump' or 'I'll just go bump' or 'all I do is bump' kinda like the last one best
I ain't happy I'm feeling glad I've got ponies in a bag I'm useless but not for long the future is coming on
>>41035060I’m happy I’m feeling glad I got ponies in a bag, I’m useless but not for long the future is coming on The future is coming on (is coming on is coming on to echo fade) (Discord’s laughter once the echo fade cuts out) Ayyhhh, Yeah. Finally someone let me out of my cage Now stone is nothing for me I’m counting my age No I couldn’t be there, you shouldn’t be scared! I’m good at affairs, and under my mares! It’s tangible, didn’t think so I command you to. Panoramic view, Look I’ll make it all mare to you! Pick and choose and lose it all these different mares for you. Colts and Fillies who you really think is picking tune? Picture you getting down with a mare or two, like you lit the fuse! Fictional, Mystical, maybe! Spiritual, Heroical, what appears to clear your view when you’re too crazy. Mareless to know what the definition for mare is, Priceless so you get (indiscernible) get a picture on the high shit. You like it? Gonn’ pet it righteous for one stallion. (indiscernible) (start chorus of “I’m happy, I’m feeling glad” again)
Some of us will never sleep again
I didn't mean to do it (Po-ny, Po-ny)I loved ponies in my head (Po-ny, Po-ny)I tried to be a brony, (Po-ny, Po-ny)But I got a bit mareschizo instead (Po-ny, Po-ny)
It gets me upIt gets me upIt gets me upIt gets me upIt gets me upIt's mare
It's ponified songs thread now.Changeling drones from Chrysalis try to steal your love's denotationAnd little colts from Cloudsdale dream of rainbow rays creationAnd if you want these kind of dreams it's AlicornicationIt's the edge of the Equestria and all of Pony civilizationThe sun will rise with Princess's help and settled in it's final locationIt's understood that Princesshood sells AlicornicationPay your zebra voodoo mage to break the spell of agingSnowpity gleam, is this your dream, or that's nightmare you're waging?First born unicornFrom wings to hornDream of AlicornicationDream of AlicornicationDream of AlicornicationDream of AlicornicationMarry me, mare, be my waifu to the world, be my very own constellationA teenage filly with a foal inside getting swell on life creationAnd buy me a star from the Lunas lair, it's AlicornicationMoon may be the final frontier but it's made in a Canterlot basementAnd Sapphire can you hear the Ponytunes singing songs off celebration to celebration?And Countess not far away, it's AlicornicationBorn and raised by those who praise control of populationWell, everypony's been there and I don't mean on vacationFirst born unicornFrom wings to hornDream of AlicornicationDream of AlicornicationDream of AlicornicationDream of AlicornicationFriendship leads to a very rough road but it breeds strong bonds fondationAnd villians are to the elements war, they're just another test before transformationAnd canon deniers couldn't save the world from AlicornicationPay your zebra voodoo mage to break the spell of agingBeing the best, place in princesses nest, but this is what you're craving?First born unicornFrom wings to hornDream of AlicornicationDream of AlicornicationDream of AlicornicationDream of Alicornication
>>41035585OH
Welcome to EquestriaHave a look aroundAnything that brain of yours can think of can be foundWe've got hundreds of poniesSome better, some worseIf none of them can interest you, you'd be the firstWelcome to Equestria Stay here for weekend Would you like to eat some candies or to make another friend?There's no need to panicThis isn't a test, silly, hahaJust nod or shake my hoof and I'll do the restWelcome to EquestriaWhat would you prefer?Would you like to fight an evil guy or ride a princess with white fur?Be happyBe sillyNo need to be saaadI've got a million different ways to make you be gladWelcome to Equestria Put your cares asideHere's a tip for making cupcakesHere's a farmer who don't lieWe got chandlings, and griffins, and heartwarming songsAnd a bunch of colored pencil drawingsOf all the different creatures from all across of a world having fun all together Welcome to EquestriaDon't start horseplay'Cause a random mare just kindly wished you to have good dayShe's all smiling and politelyShe just wave at youDon't hide, I saw it, your smile just grew!See a colt behaving Shake his hoof and pet his maneShow us pictures from your planetTell us everything againBuy perfume, become a groomerOr send a letter to a GrubberOr start date a mare and woo herTell a joke and show good humor senceHere's a healthy breakfast optionYou should call your momHere's why friends will never leave youHere's old story from sitcomWhat kind of cake would like you?Take this quirky quizCelestia and Luna sent their love to apply their ponies needsCould I interest you in everything?All of the time?A little bit of everythingAll of the timeSadness is a tragedyAnd loneliness is a crimeAnything and everythingAll of the timeCould I be with you in everything?All of the time?A little bit in ol' friendshipAll of the timeSadness is a tragedyAnd loneliness is a crimeAt anything in everythingAll of the time
(start drum beat with accordion instrument?) Everybody's here with meGot no pony to seeDon't think I'm all in this worldThe ponies won't let me goThe mares doesn't love our soulThe royalty won't let me goYeah, yeah, yeah, I'll pay (yeah, yeah)When tomorrow, tomorrow comes todayMares, I want it onIt's taken me far too longDon't think I'm all in this worldI don't think I'll be here too longI don't think I'll be here too longI don't think I'll be here too longYeah, yeah, yeah, I'll payWhen tomorrow, tomorrow comes today
Boop boop, hey, beep beepBoop boop, hey, beep beepBoop boop, hey, beep beepBoop boop, hey, beep beepBad maresTalking 'bout the sad maresSad maresTalking 'bout bad mares, yeahSee them out on the street at night (trottin')Picking up on all kinds of stallionsIf the price is rightYou can't score if your bits are lightBut you want a good timeYou ask yourself who they areLike everypony else, they come from near and far(Bad mares, yeah)Bad mares (bad mares)Talking about the sad mares (sad mares), yeahThe sad mares (sad mares)Talking about bad mares, yeahFriday night and Ponyville is hot (hot)Sun's gone down and they're out to trot (out trottin')Spirit's high and flanks look hotDo you wanna get down?Now, don't you ask yourself who they are?Like everypony else, they wanna be a starYeah, yeah, there comesBad mare, sad mareYou're such a naughty bad mare, beep beepUh-huhYou're bad mare, you're sad mareYou're such a naughty bad mare, beep beep (beep beep)Uh-huhNow you and me, we're both the same (both the same)But you call yourself by different names (different names)Now your mama won't like it when she finds out (finds out)Mare is out at nightBoop boop, hey, beep beepBoop boop, hey, beep beepBoop boop, hey, beep beepBoop boop, hey, beep beepHey Anon, have you got a bit?Anon, do you want to spend some time, oh yeahI got what you want, you got what I needI'll be your pony, come and spend it on meHey Anon, I'll spend some time with youWith you, you got it, with youBad mares, they're just bad maresTalkin' about sad mares, yeahSad maresHey, hey Anon, got a bit?Boop boop, hey, beep beepBoop boop, hey, beep beepBoop boop, hey, beep beepBoop boop, hey, beep beep
Relevanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a41EyUDQD8
