>You wakes up in Equestria>Ponies are afraid at first, thinking you're a monster>Eventually you demonstrate your peaceful nature and earn their trust>Now they are all fascinated by you>Especially Rarity>She believes that making the only human in the universe her boyfriend will make her more popular>Now you live in Equestria, and Rarity has taken you in>She puts a lot of effort into seducing you, while also pampering you
wake*Goddamn it
>>41065351>puts a lot of effort into seducing youShe really doesn't need to.
>>41065351>while also pampering youI'd rather pamper her
>>41065351So you're telling me, I can fuck Rarity, make her popular, and I don't even have to try, I can just be the same faggot I've always been?Yeah, why would I do any of that?Well, go ahead, write the green, draw the draw. Whatever it is, I'm there. You have until Monday to deliver. I wish you luck, fren!
>>41065589Who the fuck are you
>>41065351>HIEshitthread hidden
>>41065351It would already be ruined for me. Due to the fact that I would have to prove I'm not a monster. I'd prove that I'm not, but I'll make sure that they understand how I see them afterwords: As xenophobic pieces of shit.
>>41065665>tftrannyAnd nothing of value was lost.
>>41065665>HiEkinoWatching with interest, as a hetero.
>>41065351idk her only being interested in me for the sake of her popularity would sorta hurt.
>>41065351what hppens if it doean't boost her popularity?
>>41067040>>41067342You guys are fucking fags to be honest. The point is that you get to fuck Rarity for doing nothing. But whatever here's pt. 2 the lovey dovey faggot version>You quickly agree to become Rarity's boyfriend>You feel slightly objectified, but she was your fictional crush back home>She tries to stuff you into a strict schedule of business trips to Canterlot and whatnot>Almost treating you like a pet>Lots of arguments ensue>Ultimately, all the attention still lands on you. Rarity only becomes more popular as "The Human's Marefriend", not Rarity>She gives up and just lets you do whatever you want>Still lets you have your room due to her generous nature and being used to you>Now you can start to talk for real and get to know each other>Rarity starts to fall for you>"Darling, it's as if we've known each other for 14 years..." she says
>>41067607wait actually i like the first one better.
>>41067607But wht if rarity isn't my crush?
>>41068141she is now
>>41068141>rarity isn't my crush
>>41068141Then you must be a faggot. Shes literally the hottest female character in the entire franchise
>>41068279>THE hottestI dunno she has a lot of competition for that
