It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Previous thread:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40956492
>>41074696>taxescongratulations. you found the one way i could grow to dislike the sunhorse
>>41074893this is one of the weakest things Ive ever read
Pretty sunnybutt
>>41074696Celestia abolished taxes several hundred years ago, much to Luna's dismay when she came back and found out.
is celestia happy or sad on mother's day?
>>41075852She is either sad about the passing of her children, or sad that she has yet to be a mother, no other way to see it i believe unless she is already numb to the feeling
>>41074692oh my princess
>>41077542
>see pic related>like pic related>decide to check out some pic related versions of Celestia>none of them are even remotely as good as pic relatedHow the fuck did this happen? Celestia and dragoness should be a natural mix. I went in expecting to find Dragonlestias with beauty, grace, and nobility, and instead I find horrors beyond my comprehension.0/10 no big mom energy
>>41074696i dont care who the IRS sends; i am NOT paying taxes
>>41076891As the princess of the sun, Celestia births stars. Every last twinkle in the Equestrian sky came from Celly's loins.
>>41077768That sounds painful.
>>41077768>Celestia births starsAnon, those are kidney stones.
>>41077768they are where she has opened portals to relieve her gas through, when the mass becomes large enough to begin fusing she moves the portal to another spotsupernovas happen when she has too much buttercream icingdon't get overheard sharing these facts or you'll be taken and banished to h
>>41074692She has no shoes on! CELESTIA'S BARE HOOVES!
>>41078772Natural beauty.
>>41078772
>>41079646Now this is hoers.
>>41079646She's so pretty.
What happens when Celestia's birthday doesn't land on a Sunday?
>>41075852Happy because the three mares she birthed (I made her pregnant) made adorable little mothers day presents in school for today and we are all going to celebrate as a loving family.
>>41080644She makes it sunday, and no one can stop her
>>41080790This is amazing
>>41079646Imagine breath play with this
>>41081097You mean sharing breath, right?
>>41079646Would.
>>41079646Absolutely would, without question. Simply beautiful.
>>41079646Hot
>>41082174
>>41082174One of the top hoof images.
>>41082174would hold for hours on end
>>41077382>Celestia using old as an argument>As a 1000+ years old alicornNot the best choice to be honest.
>Sun on 10Not today.
>>41074893
Her cake fueled farts.
How much time does Celestia spend working?
>>41085349Being a pretty princess is a full time job
>>41085352But also damn rewarding.
>>41086663Damn, I read that in the voice of Alumx.
>>41086663What would it be like to cuddle two Celestias at once?
>>41087064All legs and wings
>>41087064Impossible. Unless...
>>41074692Would Celly be more open to anal sex? Or Luna,
>>41087280I bet Celly has a glorious ponut.
>>41087280>Implying the sisters wouldn't continuously try to one up each other to prove they're more into anal
>>41087280No, she's as untouched as virgin snow because in thousands of years she's only ever been treated as a mother figure, and you wouldn't let your mother be exposed to vulgar material, would you?
How good is Celestia at chess?
I like to think she's so bad that the ICBM opening works on her every game, but then she turns around and masterfully manipulates politics and government the rest of the time, she just never draws a connection between the two skills.
Sun?
Sunfags, is this not true?
>>41088290How am I supposed to read this? What the fuck does a sadism level mean? Is 1 high or low? How do you guarantee confidence? Where were the samples collected from? These are just meaningless fucking numbers Anon.
>>41088340It says that sunfags are by far the least sadistic.
>>41087280No, kys degenerate americuck/germoid
>>41088340>sadism levelself-reported sadism of the interviewee>thin/thickness amount of people at each sadism level>namefavorite pony>red bracket box thingIQR
>>41088290I guess? why is trixie that high?
>>41088782I don't know>>41088764>IQRand some another anon said it was sd.They are confidence intervals.
>>41088812ah i see, thanks for the clarification
>>41088782only sadists tolerate her voice
>>41088290i bust fat loads to celesita on the daily
>>41086663>Celestia is managing record levels of diplomacy on the daily because there are a number of her about at any given moment>Each clone has but a fraction of her physical and mental capabilities from when she is a single whole, but each inferior copy still surpasses the average pony in strength and wisdom without so much as a sweat>The amount of cake required to efficiently run Equestria has notably spiked in recent times, however
>>41088873Really? I thought Trixie sounded pretty hot.
>>41090048she does sound pretty hot, anon is just a faggot
>>41089762they will run out of cake one of these days
>>41090515what are the consequences of a cake shortage?
>>41090890The princess starts shrinking.
>>41088290I am only sadistic towards those who deserve it
>>41091535And that would be?
Sunnybumps.
>>41091083Cute!https://files.catbox.moe/1774su.gif
>>41090890War
As much as I like the idea of picking ponies up, I also like the idea of having a big ol' 1200 pound powerhouse horsewife.
>>41094262imagine the warmth of a 1200 pound sunhorse’s pussy
Does Celestia own a tea business?
>>41094262This. The princess is meant to be tall.
>>41093468>>41094106Strangely hot
>>41094262she can do both thankfully, let you ride her and use a spell so you are able to lift her
>>41094902She owns a country???
>>41095311Is it true that Princess Celestia keeps an aurora borealis localized entirely within her kitchen?
>>41096419No! It's the kitchen that keeps an aurora borealis localized entirely within it's Celestia!
why is she looking at me like that bros?
>>41096486Enticement. In such a position objects will slide down her throat with much greater ease.
What flavor is Celestia's magic?
>>41096486Anin, the sun horse is so majestic I just can't handle it.
I want to be the Royal Cock and be pampered all day long by Celestia's servants until she needs a Royal Fucking.
>>41096922It taste like metal (you are being irradiated).
>>41096922the same as her horse pussy (because that's the last thing her magic was touching)
>>41098158Doesn't she ever wash her magic when she's done? Or does she get off on that sort of thing?
>>41098158Sounds like a bonus.
>>41098158Hot
>>41097763Still would.
Praise her glorious divinity, tiny mortals.
>>41099565God fucking damnit.
>>41099570why is she so angry?
>>41099565
>>41099578Because those tiny ponies are so fucking cutehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cute_aggression
>>41088290Give me a fucking break. This is just astrology with extra steps.
>>41099983what would she do if suddenly smooched on the snoot?
>>41100936Look surprised if nothing else. Especially if it's done in public.
What does Celestia like to think about before bed?
>>41100541This is meant to look sexy, but it ends up looking adorable instead.
>>41100936Blush
>>41100936Act surprised, smile and then return it ten fold
>>41101099pondering the name of the foal you just put in her oven
>>41102431Gotta think at least of two. One for the colt and one for a filly.
>>41095311My Goddess is a thoughtful GoddessOr she's just a kinky bitch who wants to feel like being a helpless filly in a human's arms
>>41102431>foalsftfy im aiming for twins
How big are her celesticles?
What is Celestia doing right now?
>>41103281sleeping, she needs 10 hours of sleep to function
>>41103281making breakfast for (you)
>>41103281Busy not being real
>>41103530I would love to make breakfast for her but she would probably get up earlier and make it for both
>>41103647Slander.
>>41103281Trying to see how long she can keep her sleeping sister right on the verge of orgasm without waking Moonbutt up, bringing her off, or both. It's been one of her favorite past-times since before Luna was ever banished.
>>41104841Luna knows
>>41104841That's oddly specific.
>>41101561I dunno I think I could bust a nut to it
>>41107122A boop to save the mood.
>>41103281Destroying the toilet.
What is your relationship with Celestia like?
>>41103511Just like me!
>>41107408Ideally? Or realistically?
What is Celestia's favorite position? What is Golden Feather's favorite position?
>>41096486Because she caught a severe case of Alumx.
It's Sunday! What do you think she's planning for today?
>>41107122
>>41109285I wouldn't be able to survive that
>>41108619celestia is very vanilla, so probably doggystyle for her and goldie. the fun part is you get to show her the pleasures of missionary which probably would only be compatible with a human
>>41110003>missionary which probably would only be compatible with a humanWhat makes you say that?
>>41110003>DoggystyleNo. Horsiestyle.>Verification not required.
>>41103647take that back
>>41103647Who could be behind such a post?
Celestia and Luna visited me in my dream once. But only once, and I never saw them again.
>>41110696Did they reveal any deep, cosmic truths, or did they just point and call you a faggot before peace-ing out?
>>41110723There was some story in that dream but I don't remember it anymore(it was over 10 years ago). It was a simple task/errand for Celestia which was completed successfully. They were nice and thanked me, but I do remember being inadequate or somewhat undeserving of even looking at them and I left. The dream made it work perfectly. I regret not remembering it better. I wish they would visit me again anon.
>>41110723Those are not mutually exclusive.
>>41111136A man with taste.
>>41111136Her pancakes must be so fucking buttery
Butter churned from Celestia's milk?
>>41111433>Uses her own milk in the pancake dough>Uses her own milk for the butter>Uses her own milk for drinkingThere's literally no getting away from it is there?
>objectively the best waifu, the picture of innocence, beauty and femininity>all 6 elements incarnate>would provide you with a massive castle to live in, all of the food and servitude you could ever want>also the tightest gripping and hottest horse pussy in the landhow is she so OP, sunbros?
>>41112288You literally just wrote why she's so OP, anon.But you forgot.>Makes you pancakes every morning
Sun and her purple cat
>>41112333Once she puts her shoes on I'm gonna make out with the inside of one of her slippers
>>41112592She doesn't like that, anon.>>41077392
>>41112288>would provide you with a massive castle to live in, all of the food and servitude you could ever wantHonestly the least important point of them all. I like her for the mare she is, not for the material wealth or power she has at her disposal.
>>41112288For me, it's because beneath the preternatural grace and royal poise, she's a complete troll and shitposter extraordinaire, and so is her pet.
>>41113327I would love to brush her mane. Probably, you would need some sort of level 5, or higher, enchanted brush.
>>41112793it’s just a side benefit, you couldn’t possibly hope to bring anything to the table that is better than that so might as well see it for what it is
>>41112288Don't forget the best winghugs
>>41111438>tfw you wake up and she's nursing you>tfw you look over and Luna's on the other teat>she looks the same way you feel right now
>>41113327What would it be like to be in Celestia-hair land?
>>41113670Warmth and the scent of morning dew on a spring field
>>41113327
>>41113707>After you've introduced Celestia to the disco hairstyle
Sunny bumps.
>>41112611She doesn't like mares doing it, she loves when I do it
>>41113670>”not again!”>”get out of my hair anonymous! right now!”
>>41113670You get a helium voice.
>>41116404Anon's POV
What was Celestia like when she was younger?Personally I imagine her having been somewhere between Pinkie and Dash. Not quite as hyper as the former, not quite as brash as the latter.
>>41116625A combination of Twilight, Pinkie and Rainbow. The nerdiness of Twilight, the prankster attitude of Rainbow, and the giggly nature of Pinkie.
>>41116523>Impying that's a bad thing
>>41116673I didn't imply that at all
>>41116625I imagine she wasn't actually that different, just more energetic and less motherly.
>>41116853I actually want to see that now.
Praise the sun!
I want it to be sunday alreadyor saturday, saturday is cool too
>>41117927Almost there
>>41116658>the piggy nature of Pinkie.Agreed
>>41116404love that mare
>>41118330Cute Celly pic.
>>41118330>lipstick on ponesI can't help it, but this always looks a bit weird to me.
I am now remembering that autist several years back who measured the size of the planet ponies live on based on the map of Equestria and how many days it appeared to take to travel between locations in certain episodes, and concluded it was approximately 4x the size of Earth.Celestia may not be the princess of gravity, but is there anything she could do to prevent your body from collapsing in on itself or you not being able to move?
>>41118853The size of the planet doesn't determine its gravity, its mass does. From how quickly objects fall, we can say it has roughly earth's gravity, so the planet must be pretty hollow.
>>41118876That sounds like sinkhole hell.
>>41118833I’ve always thought it looked incredibly cute
>>41118330That lipstick is cute!
>>41118853>>41118876That sounds awesome.
>>41109285The pony tongue thread just died ;_;
>>41118876Hollow equestria, where Aryanne lives.
>>41119784>tongue threadwhat
>>41120258Thread filled with ponies sticking out their cute pony tongues, like that Celestia gif earlier.
>>41120389I bring a gift from the tongue thread (which wasn't much of a thread, really: >>41115883)
>>41120493god i wish that were me
>>41120802Does Celestia prefer these flashy days of fancy public appearances or the average day to day around the castle?
>>41121373She seems to enjoy purposefully causing trouble at the gala
>>41120493What was the green this pic inspired?
>>41121403Yeah but at the Gala she's just standing around doing nothing for several hours.
>>41121412I like to think she used to do crazy shit every year, but as the centuries passed, she started getting a kick out of inviting zany characters to the gala so they would cause mayhem instead.
>>41074692>survived the week thinking about celestia>got barely any work today and got invited to playtest a new gamejust great, i love her
>>41121770what game?
>>41121794 a volvo one
>>41121608new headcanon acquired, method called "clownmax" added to the list of methods that will lay path to forbidden spell section of the Canterlot archives
>>41121799Make us proud, anon.>"Now you're thinking with ponies."it's been 17 years already, fuck.
>9
>>41122403>ihavespecialeyes.gif
>>41120493that must be uncomfortable but kind of hot
I love Celestia.
>>41123743I THINK CELESTIA SUCKS
I want to spank her fat fucking ass and sprint away before the guards even realize what's happening
>>41123818She'll chase you and bite down on her shoulder, lifting you up like a ragdoll before tossing you 15 feet away and kicking you.
>>41123821Nah, I'd win. And I'd grope her massive mare milkers too.
>>41123808And swallows!
>>41123821worth it and i would do it again
>>41121408Went looking for the pic in the archives, found this: https://ponepaste.org/3584
