>You know what I want from you partner. Question is are you going to give it to me?
>>42811241Yes.>Unzips dick
Sorry, I don't really feel like making apple pie.
No tummy rubs for you today.
>>42811241No.
>>42811241Whenever I see these screenshots from S5-S9 which I don't recognize I like to imagine S1 quality episodes and superior. I like to imagine peering into the AU of MLP where the nepotistic jewish executives didn't take over for 9 years and instead MLP turned into Venture Bros where seasonal rot does not exist it instead gets better as the seasons go on.
>>42811266Are you sure?
>>42811276>from S5-S9That's fron s4e7, anon
>>42811283Like he said, it's better to imagine a better episode.
>>42811241If you mean sex, then no thanks. You're the least fuckable out of the Mane Six.
>>42811241It's my last apple, get your own.
>>42811313Bro she only gets beat out by Twilight for fuckability, and she's tied with RarityYou have dogshit taste
>>42811317Where'd you get the apple from, huh?
>>42811326There's nothing hot I find about her, really. I understand you, faggots, are into farmgirls, but that's just not my thing. I'm not into tomboys in general but at least Dash has some deep, hidden girly side and it works with her to the point it's cute along with her sometimes childish behavior. Applejack has none of it. Freckles and southern accent? Please... She's too serious and too normal. Also, unlike the rest of Mane 6 she's not completely naked as she's wearing a fucking hat all the time. Though, I have to admit that without that hat she looks even worse.
>>42811341>Also, unlike the rest of Mane 6 she's not completely naked as she's wearing a fucking hat all the timeAh, that explains it. You never played Team Fortress 2 so you don't have an intrinsic attraction to hats.
>>42811241Fine.>hands over the juicy apple i wanted to eat
>>42811341I like country girls because they are hard working ordinary, I'm a machine weird guy slacker. Our union is completely taboo borderline unholy but i still want her to reverse cowgirl ride me like one of her horses
>>42811327The next town over.