If confronted by Princess Cadence, how would you explain why you aren't married or at least dating, and why you haven't made any children yet?
>>43059085I think vaginas are gross.
>>43059085because I haven't met her yet
>>43059085>and why you haven't made any children yetWdym?
>>43059085>why you aren't married or at least datingWomen are instinctively intimidated by lone young men like me, preselection is hell of a drug
>>43059085I am a waifufag.
>>43059085I barely have any friends, much less 0 female friends I can date
>>43059085I sperg out every time I need to talk to one. Yes I know they're human, yes I try to be my own shower and be natural but I can't. Now, do your magic horn thing, pink bitch.
>>43059085im autistic.
I'm too cool for girls
>>43059220I think she's just going to cast a spell that makes you horny, in an attempt to try and nudge you in the right direction.
>>43059242Okay, why don't you have a boyfriend or husband?
>>43059245I'm not gay
>>43059085I can't afford it
>>43059244[The spell has no effect]
>>43059324Roll for constitution.
>>43059085She'll figure it out for herself while I have her sitting in my living room next to a bunch of plushies so I can show her how I record Mario 64 romhack music tracks from my actual N64 onto cassette
>>43059366And then when she tries to leave I'm showing her the electric trains to really make it a challenge when she tries to somehow hunt down the one mare alive who shares this insane collection of interests
>>43059366>>43059369I thinkl you're underestimating the pizza demon and Princess of Love Mi Amore Credenza.
>>43059369>>43059369The more you try to convince her you're hopeless, more determined she gets. She drives herself insane in that desperate search.
>>430590851. who?I go outside, no bitches. I go inside, it's just you fucks and my family. I go outside again, still no bitches. I get more friendly wild animals than humans out here.While I'm employed, overly aggressive romance is a liability. I have absolutely no free time and am exhausted regardless, so there would be no point.While I'm unemployed, the prospect of spending my money on gas so that I can drive to a town and stand in a supermarket leering at passing women is... exceedingly unappealing, but hypothetically possible. Is that the suggestion?Some social events make it more appropriate to approach random people. But, any hobby with a significant in-person social component implies a long-term drain of money and will likely be filled with dudes anyway. Any public place with entertainment is going to also want a good chunk of change for each outing. Considering that I've, over my lifetime, caught a potential hint of interest from 4 gals ever, interest which may well have been figments of my imagination, it is absolutely not sustainable to choose to pretend to be interested in stuff in the hope that a lady pays me mind. It also is not financially tenable to do literally anything for it's own sake. In other words, the modernization of man by way of designing every city and small town in the country with road infrastructure in mind has made getting even an acquaintance really fucking difficult. The crushing of festival culture at long last after centuries of effort by elites and institutions has done the same. Now that all the necessary work is already done at industrial scale, ultimately, any expenditure I do is an inefficiency which I will be financially punished for. Sitting as still as possible and doing as little as possible is what the world asks of me. I do not have a web of social obligations in need of maintenance. I don't know anyone, and because I don't know anyone, I can't know anyone.So that's objection 1.
>>43059085I'm too based for all of that real world stuff, Candie. I've renounced it back when i was a teenager in favor of ponies
>>43059085Okay I can understand her being mad at me for still being single and childless, but does she really have to approach me like she's about to beat my ass for it?
>>43059085All the women in my area my age are either married already or moved away to a big city somewhere. There are zero maritable women my age in my social circle, they are all either 40+, 16, or related to me. My best option right now is to wait for one of the underage girls in my church community to grow up, but that's assuming they won't find other guys before then.
>>43059502>but does she really have to approach me like she's about to beat my ass for it?She's not going to beat your ass, she's just going to rape you.
>>43059085I'd tell her there are no mares in this shitty world and no halfway decent alternatives either.
>>43059389If lean mare here can enjoy some kicking bass in a 40 year old shitbox then I will demolish that nerd pussy like there is no tomorrow>>43059401If I have to, I'll threaten to start playing world of tanks again, and there is no coming back from that road
>>43059085I'm a product of globopedo's humiliation, demoralisation and social dysfunction efforts?
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>>43059835>I'll threaten to start playing world of tanks again
>>43059085What if I told her I was aroace?
>>43059959She would laugh because most aces just talk shit for snowflake points.
>>43059954cringe. world of tanks is prohohol. fuck them
>>43060039>world of tanks is prohoholthey are literally Belarussian
>>43059085because i hate women
>>43059085i never really bothered to do so despite having female friends and acquaintances. tbqh it feels like a waste of time and restriction of my own freedom
>>43059085I'm not born in a time and place where this come on it's own or that any sort of love was promissed at any point or from anyone.My mother was a prostitute, my father a violent alcoholic, my sister got taken by social service and given to a pedo that sexually abused her for weeks when she was a child, when my brother got schizophenia everyone just fucked off and left me alone with him unmedicated for 2 years.I was the youngest child of the family and I'm not going to share the part of this story where shit got bad ...Years have passed and I'm in my late 30 now. Isolation is my only comfort now.
>>43059085I hate everything and love is bullshit.
>>43059220>be my own shower
>>430590853DPD are awful creatures and as long as I have mares I'm happy
>>43060577Whatever you say, OP.
>>43059513Almost as if the entire point of having to wait is to give them time to ruin themselves or something.
>using some portal summoning magic, Cadance plucks one woman each, the most attractive women existing now from the top 5 most wealthy countries in the world>she tells each new "Femanon" that their objective is to seduce you >the one who does this first gets to stay in Equestria>the other 4 will be sent back to Earth which due to the passage of time has now turned into a lawless, nuclear hellhole unless you personally object Do you play along?
>>43060683NO because I don't want a 3DPD, I want CADANCE!
>>43060683Nah, I'd rather be a pony and get a normal mare.
>>43059085What's up with every version of this Candyass prompt thread turning into the most subhuman tier normiefag soapboxes?
>>43060016Not because they feel as though there is something wrong with them and that they may feel cast out because of it?
>>43060714Because Cadance manipulates our thoughts and minds through her spellcasting.
>>43060714Most of you are normies. Heh. Not like me, I'm a based outsider.
>>43060683What happens if they all fail?
>>43060714because candy threads are full of normalfags crying about how they can't go and talk to a woman so they cope with these shit threads
>>43060714>ask for people to soap box>why are people soap boxing?r u stupid?
>>43060926Did that help your sore fingers, saving 4 keystrokes?
>>43061398Ask yourself, OP.
>>43060820I just want to fuck pink pony princess pussy.
>>43059085But why?
>>43061524Zecora...
>>43061557So she can begin to devise a Final Solution, obviously.
>>43061524Based. Same. Pink pony pussy is best pussy.
>>43061834Sorry wrong pic
>>43059085Ey, slut. Your daughter still single?
