Friday, October the 9th, 9am Pacific, Noon Eastern, at the usual place.The week-long celebration of all things pony, bring yourself, bring your friends. Get drunk and have a great time. Drink calls are sips, don't die.>FAQ>What's the schedule?The schedule is an emergent property created by the chaotic interactions between the wills of the jannies.>I don't like this.Good. Pain is a reminder that you're alive.>Are you playing pony life?ITS A SWEET LIFE>Timezones are hardhttps://pink.horse/countdown>Why not on the 10th?Lurk moar>Where's it at?https://pink.horse/stream>Are you playing tamers, brandon, jonah, poomping, ah ke ga luu, and autistic unfunny shit only the afterparty server circlejerk finds funny?If you insist.>We will we be watching LOTR before the event?I guess this has become a tradition now too?>Last UnicornPer tradition will be the last thing played before the event begins.>Should I make quality food for the event now so I'm not eating garbage the whole week?Probably. Lets discuss food strategies.
How do I cook? I don't eat veggies btw
>>43564128>get meat>apply heatwa-la, food cooked
>>43564128>put egg in bowl>add rice>heat from egg cooks the rice
>>43564128Eat some fucking vegetables you fucking fatass.
>>43564138Vegetables are nasty and gay
>>43564138The only good vegetables are mushrooms and they aren't even vegetables.
>>43564123i'm not ready
>>43564147
>>43564140You're nasty and gay.>>43564146I'll grant you that mushrooms are based but how can you not include peas, green beans or cauliflower.
We are so close bros.What are you all planning to do for food for the week?Going to make a few american salads, a big pot of leek soup, and a big pot of beef roast and vegtables to serve over rice.
>>43564146>not liking potato or broccoliFound the tastelet.
>>43564154What the fuck is an American salad?
>>43564169so imagine a burger
>>43564171What the fuck is a burger?
>>43564157>potatoacceptable in certain forms>broccoliactually disgusting
>>43564123>Lets discuss food strategiesI was thinking of buying dozens of chorizos (sausages, but good), grilling them and freezing them, so that every day in the following weeks I'll have at least one and my meat cravings will be taken care of.Then I can survive pretty well with omelettes and waterI'll probably make homemade potato gnocchi and freeze them too, so I'll have some ready for when I'm feeling really lazy, since you can throw them straight into boiling water while they're still frozen (actually, you have to, it's not really optional)Also thinking about buying donuts for Friday or Saturday, it started like a joke in my head but now I really want some
>>43564175Stay mad, tastelet
>>43564157I forgot about potatoes and broccoli. Both good vegetables.>>43564175Imagine not liking broccoli fatass,
>THE MAGIC OFFRIENDSHIP GROWS >THE MAGIC OFFRIENDSHIP GROWS >THE MAGIC OFFRIENDSHIP GROWS >THE MAGIC OFFRIENDSHIP GROWS >THE MAGIC OFFRIENDSHIP GROWS >THE MAGIC OFFRIENDSHIP GROWS >THE MAGIC OFFRIENDSHIP GROWS >THE MAGIC OFFRIENDSHIP GROWS >THE MAGIC OFFRIENDSHIP GROWS >THE MAGIC OFFRIENDSHIP GROWS >THE MAGIC OFFRIENDSHIP GROWS >THE MAGIC OFFRIENDSHIP GROWS
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>43564295
>>43564295IM NOT READY FOR THIS SONG YET
Can we cease the dice rolling this *this* thread?No need to just mindlessly throw shit at a wall.
>>43564321>thinking offboarders will listenheh
>>43564325Well, I'd hope anons here wouldn't feed namefags. Bare minimum you know.
>>43564201>Lets discuss food strategiesI work full time, so Friday night I was just gonna grab some frozen food I can air fry between episodes, Tendys, Fries, Jalapeno Popers, meatballs and grab some appleton estate rum, some apple cider, maybe a case of beer and not leave the house all weekend if I can help it
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Rolled 27 (1d100)dubs and this is Pinkie Pie thread.
>>43564346>Rolled 27 (1d100)Too bad.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>43564325>>thinking offboarders will listen>projection
>>43564345>>43564346Fuck off with this shit please.In the other thread it didn't matter since it was already at the bump limit and sliding to doom anyway. But this is a fresh thread and I'd prefer not to have to make a third before the event because you artificially pushed the post count up for mindless shitposts.
>>43564356Who are (You) and why do you smell like the circlejerk?
>>43564356>In the other thread it didn't matter since it was already at the bump limit and sliding to doom anywayWe got to bump limit because of the namefag. You'd almost think this was intentionally done to try and slide the thread off the board because of some petty rivalry with Xaekai.
>>43564359>Who are (You) and why do you smell like the circlejerk?>projection
>>43564362He's pissed because he doesn't get to participate in the anni
>>43564354>>projectionThis. He doesn't know about the "roll for pony wife" threads. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37162330/#37166692
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>43564384>Mind reading the OP post again and telling me if this thread is one of those "roll for waifu" threads?>Go make your own thread with blackjack and hookers if you wish but quit flooding these ones.Go make your own website with DMs and image embeds where you can talk about the anni... since the event that this thread is about doesn't even take place on 4chan.org.
>>43564295please don't remind me of the inevitablelet me enjoy the moment
Rolled 286 (1d1000)>>43564388>Go make your own website with DMs and image embeds where you can talk about the anni... Oh SHIT! I forgot... (You) already have that! cytube.So.... What are (You) doing here again?
Rolled 888 (1d1000)>>43564393Fuck (You) if dubs kill yourself immediately.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>43564396>Rolls tripsomgRolling to dodge.
>>43564393You're delusional. I'm not who you think I am.End of the day you're a net negative on board quality and strive to be the loudest retard in the room. If you got any alternatives on where an anniversary stream of the show can be hosted here then we're all ears.Side note: You're being too obvious with which posts are yours even if you remove your name, amateur.
>>43564388I'm adding you to my list of people I don't LIKESo far we have:My__Little__PonyXaekaiNisibaLabrisSubatomicAnonGoohsBeeznutsand KekarotAnd last but not least, I think this anni is AWESOME, way cooler than that mare fair!
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>43564400>dubs>dubs in post number as wellI DODGED
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>43564402>talking to the permabanned retardLet him spam. This is what he gets. Karma.
>>43564396Holy fucking trips
Rolled 846 (1d1000)>>43564408>I DODGEDOh no (You) don't (You) fucking retard. I ROLLED TRIPS. Now (You) gotta roll to dodge WITH TRIPS.
>>43564403Rood.What did I ever do to you? Jerk.
>>43564414>Oh no (You) don't (You) fucking retard.>I ROLLED TRIPS. Now (You) gotta roll to dodge WITH TRIPS.Actually m'non there is >>43564321 and >>43564356 who have kindly asked us to cease with the dice rolling. So I'm afraid I'm going to have to put a raincheck on this! Thank you kind stranger!
>>43564417>
Rolled 371 (1d1000)>>43564417>>43564420Alright smartass:
>>43564423Sorry, I rolled double dubs to dodge, it's a genuine fact and (You) can scroll up to see for yourself. Now stop spamming (You) dicerollnigger.
We reach season 3 finale a week after the start right?What will be the second week?
>Multiple annoying namefagsThis is the worst part of the anni.
>>43564433>We reach season 3 finale a week after the start right?That sounds about right. Maybe less.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>43564435>>Multiple annoying namefags>This is the worst part of the anni.At least that stupid glimmernigger got BTFO'd, kek.
>>43564444
Rolled 13 (1d100)>this entire thread
>>43564450It's because of these goddamn namefags, I wish they'd have gotten aborted. GOD-DAMN YOU SUBATOMICANON YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Yeah Nisaba just do us a favor and keep this newfag banned.
My grandmother just diedHow am I supposed to keep up with and participate in the stream these next few weeks
>>43564463Watch stream to make yourself feel better. Or you could do whatever normal people do to mourn.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)>>43564460>Yeah Nisaba just do us a favor and keep this newfag banned.
I had this really cool idea for an edit/mini PMV that will only be relevant this year but I probably won't have time to make it. Oh well
>>43564123I miss my dad.
>>43564466but I'm going to have to go to a funeral...
>>43564463It's sad, but your grandmother wanted you to be happy. It's not a betrayal of someone to compartmentalise the grief you feel for them. You can give it a few days of course. But by enjoying poniponiponi with us, you're fulfilling her wishes. Hang in there anon, allow yourself to be happy in her memory.
>>43564495but I can't poniponiponi if I have to go to a funeral
>>43564504A week long funeral?
>>43564518Maybe he has to attend 7 one-day funerals?
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>43564321Sorry Anon we need to roll for filler-or-not-anniversary!(Roll is percentage of the content that should be filler in between seasons)
>>43564520>69% of 81 hours (total length of FiM)so that is approximately 55 hours of filler.
>>43564522>so that is approximately 55 hours of filler.>5 days left until the AnniIt was meant to be.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>43564480>Lynched that namefagging nyxgger
Rolled 688 (1d1000)>>43564529>Lynched that namefagging nyxggerHad to do it to 'em, and all that...
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>43564534
>>43564534>88 dubs
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>43564534
I fucking hate all of you.
Rolled 12 (1d100)McSweezy WON
>>43564541>
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>43564541
>>43564541>McSweezy WONAnon take (your) meds.
Rolled 182 (1d1000)>>43564553>Anon take (your) meds.BITCH-
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>43564555boi I checked those trips but rolling on me (You)'ll be DOA (dead.on.arrival) so check THAT!
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>43564564*steps on (You)*McSweezy won.
>>43564568>
A problem I run into is that I want to be able to use the anni as nostalgia for the fandom and revisit stuff I loved back then but a lot of the brony creators I liked were (justifiably) cancelled
Rolled 19 (1d100)I hate this fucking thread-Nisaba, make a new one.
>>43564385filly!
>>43564579Eat shit (yourself) you're probably Subatomic
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>43564585>Eat shit (yourself) you're probably Subatomic
Rolled 775 (1d10000)>>43564587
>>43564579>>43564587>mean donkeyunf
Rolled 6335 (1d10000)>>43564592why are we just rolling (EVEN BIGGER) dice?!!And I'm not SubatomicAnon, I swear
>>43564601
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>43564601McSweezy won.Repeat that, and you're free to go.
>Whatever bullshit is aboveHoly shit, can you two shut up already?To get back on topic, what's the call on longer form content such as turnabout storm and tamers? Watch party after G5?
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>43564604>McSweezy won.>Repeat that, and you're free to go.I don't fucking think so.Just kill me.
>>43564615Meant for >>43564610
>>43564658
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>43564368
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Rolled 53 (1d100)>>43564667
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>43564671AWOOOGA UNF UNF UNF LINKY SWEATY STINKY MARE HOOFA HOLDING WITH CUTE SHOESHINE UNNFF PLAP PLAP PLAP UNFFF PLAP PLAP GET PREGANT!!! UNFF PLAP!!
Rolled 16 (1d100)Why are we rolling dice in this thread?
>>43564678>Rolled 99 (1d100)Looks like (You) won anon!
Rolled 95 (1d100)
Only a matter of time, until SubatomicAnon made it to the anni thread I guess.Still, I wish he would stop.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>43564356
>>43564528>>so that is approximately 55 hours of filler.>>5 days left until the Anni>It was meant to be.FILLY?! FILLER FOR FILLY?!
Rolled 24 (1d100)This really was one of the threads of all time.
MARENIGGERS
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>43564700https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTg5G9xLuGs
>>43564703Checked.
Rolled 67 (1d100)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM
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Rolled 99 (1d100)>>43564707>>43564709>67
>>43564711Sub...
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>43564712>Sub...Nah, just a shitposter. Don't mind me!
>>43564714>Nah, just a shitposter. Don't mind me!I'm not saying (You) shouldn't have put your address in Secret Santa for 2023 but...
>>43564715>I'm not saying (You) shouldn't have put your address in Secret Santa for 2023 but...I'm not SubatomicAnon, seriously...
>>43564717>stupid zoomer brainrot meme>diceroll-spamSUUURE.
>>43564718>>stupid zoomer brainrot meme>>diceroll-spamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGABh-9-zEo
>>43564720>doesn't even deny it
Rolled 64 (1d100)
Rolled 23 (1d100)Why the jannies (4chan.org) haven't banned this absolute cocksucker is beyond me. What a wasted thread. Fucking triple digit 8s and he didn't kill himself? FAGGOT CONFIRMED.Anyways, I guess the only good side of this is that we won't have to deal with him at all while we abandon the board for the anni for a few weeks. Wait... I hope he doesn't make a MESS any BIGGER than he already has!!!
>>43564727>Wait... I hope he doesn't make a MESS any BIGGER than he already has!!!If you're implying it'd be better to have him on cytube (where we can "presumably" keep an eye on him) you're wrong.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>43564732>If you're implying it'd be better to have him on cytube (where we can "presumably" keep an eye on him) you're wrong.Yes, I realize now what that would mean. An unban means the spammers win. It means everybody would believe they are free to cause disruptions and use resources that don't belong to them slovenly.
Rolled 944 (1d1000)>>43564738dubs confirmKEEP THAT MOTHERFUCKER BANNED!!!
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>43564740>Rolled 944 (1d1000)
>>43564123>https://pink.horse/countdownIs this a countdown to a pre-event, or to the anni proper (start of S1E1)?Just asking so I know if I have to make arrangements to cancel some appointments.
>>43564738He's not even banned on Cytube. The retard just forgot his login details.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>43564420>Wait a fucking second...
>>43564742Start of S1E1
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>43564743>He's not even banned on Cytube. The retard just forgot his login details.Oh, he's banned. Double-dubs confirms it.
>>43564743>The retard just forgot his login details.Or did (You) do what you always do and change his password?
>>43564749He's most definitely not banned. I checked the CyTube syslogs. He's not even _attempted_ to login. And both his accounts have associated recovery emails.
>>43564612Lurk moar, but I'll spoonfeed you anyway. Tamers will not be shown during the anni although a group consensus will be required if there are any new releases to be shown during the event. A watch party may be held afterwards.
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>43564743>>43564754This, I can still login.>>43564753Sorry anon but you am/are retarded.
Rolled 610 (1d1000)>>43564759Just watch as a guest>inb4 'muh special username'Pic related.
>>43564759>Just watch as a guestYEP!
>>43564612>>43564755It's impossible to reasonably play Tamers at this point. There's so much content that even just a 'greatest hits' would be hours worth.
>>43564761Meant for >>43564760
>>43564763>>Just watch as a guestAnd don't spam or else we'll kill (You).
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>43564765 What the buck did you just say about me you little lizard? I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class in Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns. I've been involved on numerous friendship missions and have over 9000 confirmed friends. I am trained in Princess cutie mark switching and I'm the top magician in the whole of Equestria, you little faggot. You are nothing to me but a little spiked colt, you understand me? I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Equestria. Think again, fucker. As we speak I am preparing a spell to contact Twilight Sparkle to give you a very long time out and maybe even a spanking, buddy. The spanking that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your life. I can teleport anywhere, anytime, and I can befriend you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in noncontact hugging and cuddling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" racism against zebras was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you Celestia damned moron. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Rolled 3 (1d10)Alright, he's just fucking with us.Ignore his posts and any dicerolling posts (except MINE)
>>43564769>Rolled 3 (1d10)Aww, shit...
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>43564769>Alright, he's just fucking with us.This is what I told (You) not to do with me, and look where (You) are now.
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>43564772
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>43564773https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oleifT80h7s
>>43564776Okay I'm done playing with (You) SUB
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>43564777>Okay I'm done playing with (You) SUB>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJGzVGMsh_M
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>43564778okay 9 is easy to beat. I'mma clap those cheeks.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>I'mma clap those cheeks
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>43564782>Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>43564123Goddammit, what is happening?I turn 30 tomorrow. This show is over 15 years old, now.Jesus Christ
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>43564782>Rolled 5 (1d100)Your biscuits are being buttered as we speak, Sub.
>>43564788>>43564792>double 88 dubsOhh noo haha lol i am being raped
>>43564788>I turn 30 tomorrow. This show is over 15 years old, now.Jesus ChristBro i know.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>43564795
>>4356478834 herepony is the way and the lightyou can bet your ass next year a 35 year old will be sitting his worthless ass in this chair excited for ponies again
>>43564615
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>43564806