The legendary Firebird X™ edition
See what I mean?
what do we think about these?
I write better when I dip on a zyn. Anybody else love nicotine when writing?
https://voca.ro/14BhE977Kr9m
https://voca.ro/1gr2gAJehcgplets rock out I'm druk
>>121525341stop drinking alone bro
>>121525268>>121525341i didn't open either one because i don't care. no one does. literally all i had to do was highlight the link and open it in a new tab to listen to it and i couldn't be bothered. how does that make you feel?
>>121525456It doesn't matter much to me
>>121525456Based. Same
>>121525056Ask for close up pics of the frets first.
>>121525341Work on your singing, start by copying other people's timbre so you learn how to change your vowel shapes. Start with yarling and sing along to stp and pearl jam. You're singing through your nose and not in a good way like a country singer. Americans speak through their noses generally so it's to be expected but you should learn to resonate and where to feel the resonance. When you're singing at a higher pitch you should focus it at the top front of your mouth and push out through the diaphragm not the lungs and let yourself have some undertones in your chest.
>>121525488If it's from the 80s he probably needs to have it refretted and replace the nut anyway.
Gibson bros... Mark got the "my own prison" Les Paul back...
>>121525456Delighted that I got any response at all desu, how you doin.
>>121525524https://vocaroo.com/1bdFW13DIy0Jmore like this? I appreciate advice.
Please use my tele for next thread thanksI decided to call it ButterscotchIsn't it an insane name
>>121525634Nice Tele, Anon. What model is it?
>>121525634Here you go bro I sharpened that image more for you
>>121525341https://voca.ro/16XJMZF2W46s
Primetones > your pick
>>121525667It's a classic 70's model. I think it was sold only in Japan.>>121525696Can you sharpen it more
>>121525729My pick is on the big screenYour pick went straight to DVD
>>121525696That sofa is fucking trippy dude
>>121525755theatres are dead, gramps.my pick is on netflix.
>>121525634What an ugly piece of shit. >1" thick urethane finishLooks like a toy made for a child and not a real instrument.
>>121525729i like these
>Never practices>Doesn't touch a guitar until he's recording or onstage>Doesn't know how to read music>Doesn't even know how to read fucking tabs>still plays better than 90% of you shitsWhat's your excuse?
>>121525740>I think it was sold only in Japan.Sweet. They unironically keep the best ones in-country. I've got a TL52-88TX, which was one of their 52 reissues.
>>121525794a tad bit more?
>>121525865Looks cool as well, can you see the wood grain on yours?
>>121525818this. friendly reminder: if you can't feel your guitar's woodgrain through the finish then you don't own a real guitar
>>121525634A lot of people dislike these cause its when CBS bought them and they started doing poly finishes but I really like 70's style strats and teles with the natural finish. The vintage ones look can practically brand new cause the finish doesn't wear and it made boomers hate them
>>121525818>Looks like a toy made for a childYeah it's a toy made for me, a manchildGlad we sorted this out anon.
>>121525901Maybe 35%. Mine is off-white blonde, so kind of translucent.
>>121525908Everyone knows this is true for acoustics but does it really apply to electrics? Seems like solid body guitars wouldn't need such a thin expertly applied expensive finish to let the guitar resonate.
>>121525908>>121525961If you can feel your guitars wood grain through the finish its because they used a grain filler, not because they used poly instead of lacquer
>>121525961>t. never played a 1950s fenderlol it's even more important for electric guitars than it is for acoustic ones>>121525997uh.. no, idiot. lol
>>121526017that's a refin.enjoy getting swindled.
>>121525908>if you can't feel your guitar's woodgrain through the finish then you don't own a real guitarAt true today as it ever was
>>121525997A grain filler would make the finish smooth, stupid.
Is gig work as easy as joining a cover band? I've never made instrument from playing this instrument
>>121525849>being impressed by 0s and 1s on a drop A string guitarFor me, it's the sound of my refrigerator's compressor running.
I can take a shower with my poly coated guitar and it will be just fine, your pathetic nitro finish would run and get tacky.
8s turned out to be too thingoing back to 9s
>>121525794do you think this is sharp? Cmon give me real fucking sharp anon
>>121525818It's funny you should mention that, recently Fender Japan started releasing their guitars in a "sandblasted" finish because everyone was complaining about how shitty their poly finishes felt.
>>121525946nice. Post a pic when you have time. I pondered getting a off-white blonde but this one was just too cheap for me to pass on.
https://youtu.be/ujRNm3hmF3g?si=Dv7u8NJMCtraevUf&t=55
>>121526111>I can take a shower with my poly coated guitar and it will be just fine, your pathetic nitro finish would run and get tacky
>>121526111>>121526213punk-rock
>>121526111based and plastic pilled
Post your guitars bros
>>121526213Here in Brazil we only shower when it rains, we do not have running water.
>>121526191>the poly actually killed the tonekek chink shitplanks btfo
>>121526103Play a Slipknot song and Vocaroo it if it's so easy
>>121526191the pink really brightened up the tone a lot
>>121526147Here she is. Can't really see the grain too well in this pic tho.
>>121526191I wonder if there are people that can't hear the difference in this video? I just listened to it on my phone and there's an obvious change in sound after it was painted, it got dryer/stiffer sounding.
>>121526304I don't know the song rick
>>121526304No thanks; I'm already gay.
>>121526191sounds better painted, the paint must contain the tone
>>121525849lol slipknot? more like slipfag amirite
>>121526304https://voca.ro/1bv8Xb8DgCam
>>121526191How will natural finish fags ever recover?
>>121525908
>>121526404>https://voca.ro/1bv8Xb8DgCamstolenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK-XNWdrF5o
>>121526453nope thats me
>>121526453>>121526461>favela countrychecks out
>>121526493sam is dead but his legacy lives on with the gg schizo
>>121526518by transcending his physical form he has become more powerful than ever thought imaginable.
>>121526191Both suckI hate guitars
any good guitar movies?i am watching crossroads
>>121526722Sweet and Lowdown.
>>121526722anyone else make a deal with the devil to get good at guitar?
>>121526244I pretty much just play the epiphone.
What's it like to own an authentic ES335?
>>121525794this is smooth as fuck dude
>>121526867Do you have those vibrato arms in the right guitars?
>>121526896Idk they're only there so I don't lose them. The jazzmaster is always locked and the strat has 2 extra springs in the back
>>121526913I'm pretty sure the longer one is for the JM.
>>121526945that makes sense, offset players prefer longer wangs
>>121526945Well I don't play them anyway. My amps are all in a storage unit. I just play the 00. The only time I play them is at night dry so as not to wake anybody up.
>>121526808Maybe not quite a deal with the devil, but maybe Pick of Destiny?
>>121527014>Maybe not quite a deal with the devil, but maybe Pick of Destiny?
>>121527113Man I was imagining what faggot response would get, but lol. Don’t dox yourself w/ that image my nigga
>>121526304remember that Rocksmith game? remember the cheap midi guitar? about 15 years ago I played before I forget upside down (I am left handed) on rocksmith using a cheap midi button guitar on the first try. Slipknot is actually some of the easiest music out there. Some of the riffs on All Hope is Gone go hard af though dont care if you believe me, and I wont downtune my prestige with a floating bridge to appease you. but yeah Nu Metal is extremely easy.
>>121525908are you the dude who bought the SG with the shit paintjob? still coping huh?
>>121527218fucking Biz
>>121527218Almost all these guys are retiring soon. Gibson is going the way of harley. Both overpriced and uncool to all the young people. Young people want a ducati cafe or a yamaha crotch rocket not a harley. And they want fender offsets and shred guitars like ibanez not gibson.
>>121527218>CNC
>>121527274Cncs are also piss easy to run. I learned solid works and how to run a cnc router, laser engraver, and plasma cutter table in high school drafting class.
>>121527218all these guys look scary. i think i'll stick with ibanez and fender uwu
>>121526867for the price of those two mexican shitplanks you couldve bought a nice guitar, its sad really
>>121527338when will poorfags realize that having 1 great guitar is better than having a room full of various shitplanks? like I can tell by looking at those spiccasters a single semitone move of the vibrato bar would throw the entire thing out of tune and make it unplayable. at the end of the day though, they arent serious guitarists. they are probably just strumming nirvana songs through a 10 watt amp or 2005 macbook
>>121527338I paid $450 for the jazzmaster on craigslist back in like 2012. It goes for $1000 on reverb now. My next guitar will be one of those epiphone masterbilt archtops that I can abuse like this 00 parlour. I have zero interest in electric guitar anymore. I want to learn to play melody, chords, and bass like this and pick up a lot more voicings.https://youtu.be/vpsIjFGkO_4?si=aHzx4t_rwBybmvAAMy current writing sounds like this. I want to get a lot more chord knowedge and get better at key changes. I'm to the point with diatonic that I add in the diminished to progressions with ease and have inversions and some borrowed chords.https://voca.ro/1aySQZZNaiZ9
what is this thing attached to the tuning post, I'm too poor to have ever seen one before
>>121527429>50s disk string treepost the whole guitar you idiot what are you looking at
>>121527451the green circled thing ya dingus
What kind of acoustic strings do I get? The new Martin ones suck shit
>>121527451
>>121527429>>121527493Nevermind, an AI answered my question (I still hate the Antichrist)>Fender Stealth String Retainer>Prevent string buzz on your bass guitar with a genuine, easy-to-install Fender Stealth Bass String Retainer. This chrome-plated retainer increases the break angle from the tuning key to the nut, providing greater tension, a more secure fit and greater stability. The retainer also replaces the washer on the tuning machine for your B, E or A string, alleviating the need for additional mounting hardware.
>>121527493lol it has to be an additional string tree since it's on the a string>fenders are so badly designed that their headstocks require correction in order to function
>>121527548I guess. It only appears on their Ultras which I was eyefucking because internet can't gatekeep me. I'd never seen one before, just the normal trees which I understand
>>121527299Yeah, I know, I'm a CNC programmer.
>>121527417>and pick up a lot more voicingsso one thing that has been really taking my helping my studies has been the following workflow1. make a really cool unusual chord voicing without thinking about the notes, just focus on how cool it sounds2. learn the entire chord scale using that particular voicing3. repeat over and over4. notice symmetry (hey this chord is the same shape as this X, but if I play it in this context it actually is Y)its hard to explain but the guitar itself will teach you if you let it.
>>121527565lmao if they fixed that shit and properly angled their headstocks (so string trees wouldnt be required to correct the break angle) the 3rd world monkeys would chimp out world wide because they'd drop them and the headstocks would snap off
ya im thinkin my rig>ur rig
>>121527677Are you gay? This looks like a gay man's rig.
>>121527646I usually just learn songs and then play around the circle of fifths and let my hands go naturally based on what I want to hear next. Learning bossa nova and r&b songs gives context to the chords and where to do chromatic walks. This is another progression I made up although these words are made up on the spot. I mostly was thinking about ok here's the V here's how to come back to the I, here's where I can repeat or walk chromaticshttps://voca.ro/1lmdyzDFihSE
>>121527698>replying to the resident pedophileNewfag
>>121527698shut up >>121527713why are you always talking about bossa nova is it even that good
>>121527724It will trach you things like M13s, M7 m7, 6/9, 7s, 9s, etc and how to use them musically in a pleasant way. Gets you out of the vi IV I V bullshit where you're stuck repeating the same things constantly
>>121527749fair enoughany recs?
>>121527758Nara, ellis and tom
>>121527749>>121527765Stop replying to the pedophile anon
>elevator music>elevator music brazil
See what you got for replying to it? Ignore the pedophile
>power chords>over age 20
>>121527791>>121527775>>121527721
i'm just drinking my 13thg beer and playing my motherfucking YAMAHA acoustic, wish i was hanging out with young milla jovovich having intercourse though
>>121526111Nitro finish is the worst finish.Poly for shitplanks.French polish for good instruments.
Go Troubadour.
>>121527799>jazz chords>under 30
>>121527393Stop sucking gibson’s dick
aniline dye for color then shellac and polish.
>"""jazz chords"""
>>121527852fucking love my yamaha acoustic cheershttps://voca.ro/1halUPrXmBIq
>>121527883I didnt mention Gibson. I play an Ibanez. Is this the GDS I am already hearing about? Where is the zookeeper? Gibson chad, please post some ai monkeys so these macacos stop stinking up the thread with their poor seethe
Solid colors are to hide inferior woods.
https://voca.ro/14ZLjKWFk4eu
>>121527923>already*always. Anyways, zookeeper, please bully the poorfags
https://voca.ro/1nnMmp7QOaoX
>>121527923>pic kek we've seen it happen time and time again
>>121527924What you call inferior is based purely on visual aesthetics.
>>121527970not him but he's rightugly wood makes ugly soundevery master luthier knows thismy credentials? MIT and harvard double doctor in guitar wood
>>121527982>monkey reads this >starts screeching and posting glenn fricker atheist rants while they pull their micro peckersit must be hell being a thirdie
>>121527982Holding several doctorates in credential confirmation, I can attest to this anon's conclusion.
just how fucking good is Matteo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx3OkHNLfp4
>>121528079pretty good but why isn't he wearing blues clothes like the rest of the band?
>>121528093he is italian
>>121527993Post outlet with timestamp
>>121528079It was sick thanks for posting
*monkey rattles cage* where is the zookeeper?
>>121526244based Gibson and Novo Chad. good taste in colors. still need an es-335 though
>>121526334I like it. Can see a bit of the grain.Cool, anon. I feel happy with me tele too.
>>121526442heard these weigh like 14 lbs
>>121528333yes they are heavy but it does look pretty cool
>>121526244
>>121525130this goofy ass nigga had them guitars rather destroyed by driving an excavator over them than giving them for charity.
>>121528366/gg/ood.
>>121528366Only Gibson is good enough, but not everything is good enough for Gibson.
>>121528366>for charitygood. fuck poorfag nigglets in nashville. they deserve to suffer with no firebird x's to play for free provided by working white men
Ok no more joking aroundwhat is your highest level of education?I unironically have a PhD in quantum physicsyour turn, gege
>>121528469MS in CS but thinking about dropping out. Computers eat away at the soul and are a vessel for the antichrist.
>>121528469I have a theoretical degree in physics.
>>121526244>>121526867>>121528353did you guys plan your guitar colors to match so well together?
>>121528552The daughter of my wife's boyfriend chose the colors for me
>>121528469didn't even graduate high schoolnot a nerd
>>121528576>offset in every photothis comment didn't make it any clearer which photo was yours
>>121526244I want a Novo Serus J so fucking bad, but they don't offer some of the options I want, like the control plate being the same as the pickguard (they used to offer this).They also only use that new horrible angular maestro arm instead of the usual one. Would suck paying that much and waiting for a year and then still having to buy some shit second hand. I hope they offer some it again at some point.
>>121528530They do indeed.>>121528545Nice. Do you work with something physics related? Most people get the degree and just work excell sheets all day.>>121528651Based bully
>>121528677just buy a squier jazzmaster and spend the rest on domestic beer
>>121528690It was supposed to be a joke, bud.>theoretical degree in physics
>>121528693I have a Fano JM6 already. I'd just like a Novo too. I really like the stuff Dennis Fano designs. The 335 looking Rivolta looks cool too. I'd consider that for sure if I was looking for a budget 335 style.
>>121528707You know none of the posters in /gg/ speak fluent English, right?
>>121528722Yeah, a fool I am and shall always remain.
>>121528711>I have a Fano JM6 already. I'd just like a Novo too.ok but how many beers do you have leftwhat does a fano cost? 2000? minus 300 for a squier jm, that's 1700 beers give or takewhich you will enjoy much more
>>121528761>soiim>enjoying beer
>>121527871
>>121528707I didn't even know you were joking. Many guitarists have advanced degrees for no reason
>>121528469I dropped out of school at 13 so I could pursue a career washing dishes
>>121528812list of good educated guitarists:Brian Maythat's itevery other great guitar player is a dumbass like SRV, Hendrix, EVH, Angus Young the list goes onif you want to be GOOD you better drop out right fuckin now
>>121528761I don't drink, so I'll take the guitar instead
>>121528842>I don't drinklist of good guitar players that don't drink:
>>121528822take the aircraft pilot pill
>>121528849Ted Nugent
>>121528849list of good guitar players that don't drink:Angus Young
>>121528822>if you want to be GOOD you better drop out right fuckin nowi definitely wiill. computers are ruining my life, i've been in school way too long i don't even like it ahhhh
>>121528849Frank Zappa
>>121528849Me
>>121528860doesn't count because Malcom and Bon Scott drank enough to make up for him. Angus is good, but if it weren't for Malcom and Bon being keyed drinkers you never would have heard of him. He would have been a tour guide at a crocodile farm like every other boring australian dude
https://voca.ro/1gVbrfdQPuL8
>>121528849Randy Rhoads didn't drink, at least not much. He was an avid smoker though
>>121528972rr gets a pass for smoking cigaretteseric clapton had him and SRV killed btw
>>121528677I prefer the metal control plate on this one specific color but I agree it doesn’t look as great on nearly every other color they offer. And they should just offer matching options at this price point. It’s too much money to not get exactly what you want. Totally agree with the new arm design. Glad I got one of the older models before they switched. I’d say it’s the overall best guitar I own, although that Les Paul is up there for sure. The build quality is insane, zero issues with Gibson QC on that. But the Serus just plays so effortlessly, Fano is a genius when it comes to playable necks.
>>121528992>eric clapton had him and SRV killed btwnow this is the type of schizo shit I come here for
Should I get a Fano? Is it worth having a gay shaped guitar if the neck is really good? I currently have 2 teles, 1 strat, a vintage melody maker, a teisco vn2 27 inch baritone, a peavey generation tele, a yamaha revstar, a yamaha rgx, a red label yamaha fg75, a yamaha ll 16 (the acoustic vocaroos you heard). a squier vmjm, a squier classic vibe strat with prs style bridge installed, blender wiring and lace sensors, a mim p bass, a 5 string american jazz bass, an unknown year single pickup vox, a 1990s reissue yamaha sg, a yamaha pacifica 112, a carvin custom with kahler and two dimarzio super distortions set neck superstrat, a gibson sg gothic with moon inlay
Trogly posts on this forumt. knower
>>121529053trogly is getting better at guitar. i respect trogly's hustle, he's pretty bad like a lot of guitartubers (phil mcknight, the redhead offset guy) but i have watched trogly for a few years and he is improvingthe other guys haven't got any betterPhil mcknight is now the prime example of guitar youtuber who can't play his way out of a wet paper bag
post your favorite guitar solo RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>121529089also guitar max, rhett shull, musiciswin, KDH, and six string tv
>>121527677cute
>>121529102the last half of this song, it's not the best techinically. but a prime example of Bi-Corg. and it continues after the last chorus https://youtu.be/NjBR9tus5d8?t=161
>>121529112honestly musiciswin can play. he's gay and annoying but he's real. KDH sucks but he is above average. rhett shull is pretty decent. never heard of the other twobut Phil and Trogly literally are worse than me when i was 12 and i started playing at 11
>>121529049Yeah. It will eviscerate every single one of those
well i just looked at the fano website it looks like they only make hipster guitarsif im spending that kind of money i will go for a Suhr strat or tele copy
>>121529127>honestly musiciswin can playhttps://youtu.be/lx1RvU42Bwk?si=1qW9bkE2b5H4yOE2&t=1693
>>121529169he definitely goofed there but i've seen him shred in his videos before. look, i'm not a fan i think he's a big faggot but i can't say in good faith that he can't play guitari will 100 percent say phil mcknight and the redhead offset guy can't play thoughand i actually like both of their channels, they just suck at playingand that's ok
>>121529116based bi-corg enjoyer and pisces iscariot knower
>>121529164It’s funny because they make hipster looking guitars that hipsters cannot afford at all. not a single young indie rock kid owns one, they are all stuck playing squiers or mexis
>>121529181he doest seem like a solid musician to me. Like he understands basic harmony but he can't execute in a live setting. It's hard to make $10k worth of equipment sound that bad. I can't in good faith call him a good guitarist, like even Rick Beato would stomp his shit in both in a real battle and a guitar battle - and guitar is just a means to an end for RickTyler Larsen is the epitome of someone who had no real musical talent and compensated by being a fart sniffing tone snobbeing a tone snob is fine, if you are a studio guitarist
>>121529254>Rick Beato would stomp his shit in both in a real battle and a guitar battledude be real though, for as gay as Beato as is he's really fuckin good at guitar and music
honestly, always thought Chris Poland's solos for Megadeth were underwhelming.After listening to Ohm and the New Yorkers, I realize Chris was never a good fit for Megadeth. Dude should have been playing for Chick Corea or Zappa or something. He is really fucking good https://youtu.be/HCoCe0f4j0g?si=57GF1yKAE0wcIOSS>>121529269true, but my point stands. Until Tyler redeems himself on Little Wing I cannot respect him. It is like getting knocked out in a boxing match. He has to win the trilogy for me to respect him.
beato and musiciswin are music school guys, they are pretty good at guitar man. they might not be to your taste, i know that video of musiciswin is embarrassing, but either one of those guys would cut you in a guitar battle and you know itI'm pretty good but I would say both of those guys could cut me because i only know rock music, zero education in jazz/classical type shitthat being said, in that live scenario where musiciswin fucked up, i would have done better just playing simple shit, being taller than 6 foot and having played in a touring band for 11 years when i was young and knowing how to look good on stage
>>121529116I dig a good noise solo, this is pretty high energy. bet it kills live
>>121529309yeah rick stomps my shit in, but I would heem Tyler in real life and a guitar battle and I would bet my life on it. I have played plenty of gigs, Ive improvised a ton of solos with my old group. If I showed up sounding like Larsen I would have been kicked out of the groupI once had a black guy come up to me and say I fucked his ear pussy. Has anyone ever said that to Tyler?
>>121529325when i was a kid i was playing a Hamer explorer through a dual rectifier, sex pistols/chuck berry style shit and two old black dudes wearing suits/ties and hats like blues guys gave me props and it was the peak of my career
>>121529410based
https://voca.ro/1hPRJ7uooe8S
>>121529635Nicehttps://voca.ro/1blSwZ8cyyYH
>>121528707>>121528722You can get an experimental degree in physics you buffoons
>>121529804WHY IS IT SO LOUD BRO
>>121529856Ok gramps
>>121529839>You know none of the posters in /gg/ speak fluent English, right?
>>121529883>t-the order makes different it just.... Because makes ok???Ok gaylord
>>121529016Yeah the metal control plate looks good with that finish. It blends in and doesn't get too busy.It would get in the way of the one I'm saving for because the rest of the guitar would be very visually busy. Having the control plate the same as the pickguard would balance it out.I basically want a Serus J version of the Suhr Jazzmaster on the bottom row. Mermaid sparkle, matching headstock, bound neck, pearl block inlays, white pickguard/plastics. But I'd also like TV Jones T-armonds as the pickups, which I'd also have to get myself since they don't offer any "off menu" items.My Fano JM6 is back from when he was building them. It's my best playing and most versatile guitar (even if the neck is a bit slimmer than I normally prefer). I just play better when I use that guitar.I've been a big fan of his work and eye for design. Would absolutely love to own a Novo too.
welp, i drank 23 beers and there's one cold one left. i am driving to the gas station to buy a 12 pack to keep it going. it's gonna be warm that's why i'm leaving the last one. if i get 1-3, budweiser4-7 corona8-0 stellathese are the options at the gas station by me that i would be down with.fuck novo btw
>>121529920>You know none of the posters in /gg/ speak fluent English, right?
>>121529985Ok, take care
>>121530059>>121529985I MADE IT BACKand if you don't believe that i drink hard as fuck here is me singing the chorus from run to the h8lls the only words in the song i knowhttps://voca.ro/1atlzoKXfjCk
>>121530076https://voca.ro/1htYNWx7Tjwt
>>121530127https://voca.ro/15lF6fAS18UL
>>121530127>https://voca.ro/15lF6fAS18ULbased i fuckin listening to iron maiden for the rest of my conciousness
>>121530139https://voca.ro/1dL0ie2YBmy7
>>121527218gee thanks a lot jeff rentfro. the fretwork on my gibsons is fucking abysmal. chinese guitars have better frets these days than gibson
>>121529035
>>121530076My brother in christ you need to do head voice not falsetto
>>121525849he's the rhythm guitarrist lmao, his job is literally to play open strings and easy base chords. Mick is the one who does the solos and the technical stuff like pinch harmonics and effects. Not like Slipknot has ever had any complicated guitar parts in the first place.
>>121531603>technical stuff like pinch harmonics and effects
>>121525849what is even the point of a 'jazzmaster' with an hh setup and fixed string thru bridge band none of the volume or tone controls? just buy a different guitar at that point instead of massacring one
>>121529410>>121529310>omgyassss blaggpipo wtf
>>121531758You wouldn't get it, goober...
>>121531758Like a lot of Nu Metal kids, Jim Root "grew up" and tried to transition into your stereotypical Basedboy Hipster. The Jazzmaster is just an extension of that. I would excuse him and say that the Jazzmaster body shape is comfortable to play sitting down, but he even got rid of the contours.
>>121531758honestly, it's the only jazzmaster configuration that i would consider buying
>>121527429>>121527493>fendershits having to put random pieces of metal on their headstock to prevent string buzz (plot twist, it still happens)>meanwhile actual quality instruments (for a fraction of the prize) have figured out the superior way of preventing ANY buzzing at allb-but at least it s-says FENDUH on the headstock, goy
>>121528366Those were props. You got suckered.>>121528469I am the CEO of the advanced PhD department at a quantum physics university.
>>121532005>sirelmao aren't those the rebranded aliepxress shitters?
>>121532017they may just well be, and yet they still buzz a thousand times less than your magical made-in-america (by mexicans and blacks) fenduh
>>121529053Trogly, if you read this, review a Gretsch Country Club so we know it's you.
>>121532023If you can't afford a Fender just say that
>>121531947The jazzmaster is comfortable and has a wider neck with a flatter radius than the strat or tele which makes chords a lot easier. But slipknot just chugs power chords so that doesn't matter. Maybe he was just a little embarassed by normal metal guitar shapes
>>121531947>Jim Roothis guitar collection video is fucking insane.dude has like two million dollars worth of guitars just laying around in his basement and he doesn't even remember half of them, even has some gibson he never took out of the box and leaves it there un-opened like a funko-pop.wild what playing open strings for two decades in Slipknot can net you.
>>121532169it's funny how the more guitars a person has the shittier they are. all the best players have one, maybe two guitars at most.
https://www.musikding.de/docs/musikding/kay/kay_schalt.pdfFirst pedal build. When the effect is engaged the signal is boosted, with a bit of overdrive. Could that be because of an error in the wiring, or is it intrinsic to the circuit?
>>121525130Warren loves his F-bird
>>121532383>derp
I'm the smartest, strongest, most handsome, kindest, most thoughtful, humble, creative, understanding poster in this thread. I just have nothing in common with you guys...
>>121532383All hand scalloped as well.
He's right, bros...
>>121529963Yeah novo has the best mermaid sparkle out there. If they ever offer a miris with Jazzmaster pickups I’d get one of those. That’s another issue I have with novo is that you can’t get jazzmaster pups in any of these guitars now. What pickups does the JM6 have?
>>121529963Also why are the Fano’s so much cheaper? That’s crazy that you can get one for under $2K. I might sell some stuff and grab one of those if I can find one built by DF himself. Do you know around what year he stopped building them personally?
simple as
>>121532169Its not that insane. The only truly amazing thing in the vid is his vintage 335. Other than that, nah. Watch any Tele collector and you truly know what rare means.
>>121533575Get rid of the Lego set kids guitar and you're good. The only squire I have is the Bronco bass. And it's the best 4 string bass I have ever owned.
>watch jazzmaster vs strat vs tele shootouts online >every comment section full of brainwashed normies getting absolutely mindfucked by the based JM>”I’ve been a strat player my entire life but that jazzmaster sounds amazing!”>”why do I prefer the jazzmaster??”>”I went into this thinking the strat would win easily but i keep going back to the jazzmaster…”>”ok I need to buy a jazzmaster asap”Maybe Leo was RIGHT but simply ahead of his time the way most geniuses are. Have any of you terminally online telefags and stratniggers ever considered that? of course not…
>>121533711I could shred Leo into next tuesday. And I've earned the right to say that. At least Les Paul knew a few chords.
>>121533711It's the microplastic in the water. People just weren't as gay back then.
>>121532604>>121532649yeah those guys are garbage. thanks for proving my point.
>>121533575>squirepronounced s-queer fyi
>>121533776
>>121533776They hated him because he told the truth
>>121525130Has a woman ever had a good guitar solo before or are they just not able to for some reason?
>>121534520Do composed solos count?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVcl0Iw3fs8
>>121529116>>121529189based corganheads
>>121533730>At least Les Paul knew a few chords.Most over-rated guitar "legend" of all time. Literal scam artist. Sped-up YouTube video tier player.
>>121528266Thanks, Anon. I like your natty one, too. What are your thoughts on the pickups? Have you looked under the control plate to see the wiring?
>>121534520https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_irK1Dit_T0
>>121534991>picrel off-white blonde
i really dont get the obsession with aftermarket pickups, even my shitty ibanez stock ones with a decent amp sound good enough to my ears
>>121534991>>121535061i saw her on the cover of a magazine at the publix checkout line last week. she has that weird mustache-like hyperpigmentation around her upper lip. i bet her pussy is very hairy. i like sex and i will have sex with almost any woman. i want to have with her.anyway i really like my tele. mine is a butterscotch blackguard vintage spec kind.feels good to be on the right side of the telecaster supremacy debate.
You can only have one:>single coils>humbuckers>P90sWhat do you choose?I’ve been a single coil guy for a long time but I’m slowly beginning to lean P90.
>>121535607Humbuckers
>>121535607Humbuckers, they don't sound as good as single coils for clean/crunch tones but they'll get the job done. I like P90's but most are overwound to the point of being obnoxiously noisy
>>121531947I grew up loving Television and Sonic Youth and Dinosaur Jr and all those guys used Jazzmasters so I worked my butt off for a summer and bought an MIJ Jazzmaster. Then they became the hipster cool kid guitar and I hated being lumped into the same group of Jazzmaster guys who would get together at local jams so I traded it off for a Strat specifically because Strats are the most boring unassuming Fender guitar and because those gay hipster cool kids stopped thinking I was cool when I went to a Strat. Once offset body guitars like Jazzmasters and Jaguars became the de facto guitar for queer hipsters they died to me. It’s one thing to choose a guitar because YOU think it’s cool, but to choose a guitar so that other people think you’re cool is lame.
>>121535607my first guitar was a strat with single coils. wasn't even mine and i hated it.second guitar was humbucker les paul. eventually began to hate it. so muddy.then i got a p90 les paul. much prefered the p90's. but then i wanted even more of that single coil sound.now i have a single coil tele.
>>121535607Filtertrons
>>121535722>choosing an inferior guitar because a few completely random people play the superior guitar
>gave them plenty of time>nobody disagreedWell... I guess that settles it. I'm most handsome/smart /gg/ member. >verification not required3dhh9
https://voca.ro/13KA07zgFGJMindie folk
>>121535417>a butterscotch blackguard vintage spec kind.based
the jstrat sounds like a strat to me even though its hshmake it make sense
>>121535607humbuckersWITH A COIL SPLITcheckmate /gg/ays
>>121532649I wish Trogly would go down to Miami for a month and go through Yngwie's collection and document the different guitars and see if there's a story for each one. It's probably the case that he bought most of them just because he could and there isn't a story for each individual one but it would be cool to get a couple of videos of the highlights of his collection. I count around 50 guitars in this pic alone though, it would be a bit of an undertaking especially if Trog documented the amps too.
>>121537693Do you think Yngwie just reaches (between bouts of crack cocaine and choc-mint pop tarts) for a guitar sticking out of a comically large box of identical guitars, tunes them by ear and run scales for half an hour?I like to imagine he does
>>121537765>pop tartsu mean donuts
>>121533682>Bronco bassLMAO you aight whyboi
>>121537842Ah yes, Mr. Bowie. He is a user of the Stylophone synth. Featured on songs such as "Space Odyssey". Stylophone pairs nicely with the Bronco bass. I like to do two handed tapping on the Bronco while using my mouth to operate the Stylophone stylus. Much like Chuck Close used a paintbrush with his mouth.
>>121537915I like the bronco/mustang bass
>>121537915You made me buy oneHow do you feel about it
>>121537927Never played the mustang. I like the Bronco and it's short scale. Good for bass solos. >>121537940I liked that another person got a Stylophone. I like them alot. Very useful and a good sound. Stylophone also makes a drum machine that I am interested in.
>>121537817>donutshis favorite
>>121537999stylophone? stylophone dude? what they make fucking cups from?
>>121538075You are thinking of polystyrene, also known as Styrofoam to laymen. Even though Stylophone is just a type of polystyrene. Not all polystyrene is Styrofoam.
duo sonic > music master > bronco > mustang
I'm outta here you guys are fucking NERDS
Why am I retarded? I just got a new compressor pedal in the mail today to try out and this is literally everything I've been missing in my rig for 18 fucking years without realizing it.
Ok bros I like my voiceI really like it nowHow do I know if I'm bandcamp ready?
>>121538453sing this on a vocaroohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybhNZqEnkYQ&pp=ygULbnVuY2EgcXVpc2U%3D
>>121538566cool songDon't wanna sing it thoueverestmaybe this onehttps://voca.ro/1lWwtIKKdMpb
>>121538673You're not even ready for singing on a camp trip with your drunk friends dude...work way, way harder.
>>121525130>Firebird XWhere can I buy one?
>>121537030I had one of my buddies who was a guitar tech convert an HH tele to a single bridge humbucker with master vol/tone and coil splithe set it all up, went above and beyond, perfect action perfect everything all for free. i basically paid for the pickup (duncan distortion)it was my favorite guitar for a long time. but that guitar was how i found out i liked single coils more. i kept it split almost all the time unless i was using distortionit sounded so much cleaner and bright in single coil modeRIP Joe, he died a few years ago on accidental overdose, i'm assuming fentanyl in street drugs but it's not like i asked his widow the details
>>121538888The Internet, presumably
Learning F as my first barre chord. When changing from F to C do you keep your third finger down as an anchor or lift it? I know anchor fingers are useful but this one feels really awkward since you have to re-position your first finger so much
>>121539277That depends. Do you want that subtle pull-off sound or not?
>>121539277Never thought about it before but yeah I think I do Your fingers aren't used to moving at all yet, it'll get easier
*new thread*>>121539957
>>121525175if you want a pointy guitar or something with an evertune, they seems pretty solid for the price
>>121531314who would win?