are there any musicians you're too old for?
Based is how you feel inside
is this real
>>121548872you only listen to age appropriate music, right?
>>121548834wth is that design idea
>>121548834yes but my stiff cock and 2 balls filled and ready to cum say olivia is not one of them
>>121548834OP how old are you?
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>>121548834>paying to get insulted like thisKEK
>>121548834Is this real?
>>121548872Yes, how else would he have the screenshot?
>>121549028do you not trust your own eyes?>>121549026they really are this pathetic
>>121548834Welp, guess it's time to cancel my spotify subscription and download soulseek instead
>>121549028Bruh no artist is going to limit possible streams and set an "age cap". Use your brainStreams = money
>>121548834I went to her concert and Olivia pointed me out as a “mature.” Not sure what she meant by it.
>>121549365>music is about money not mind control and humiliationGLOW
Good idea, but it should go a step further and have your phone electrocute you when you listen to teenybopper shit
>>121548834wtf is this real?
>>121548834pretty much any current wave screamo band. i dont think ive seen a single person above 16 in their live vids
I felt this way going to my first Death Grips concert and everybody was under 20
>>121549427Mind control and manipulation is a side effect
>>121550735no
>>121548834
singles fee whenbiometric penis inspection day when
>>121548834>>121548872>>121549028>>121549063>>121549364Top fucking jejOkay I take it back, Spotify is based sometimes. They should take it a step further and ask why you’re listening to a talentless plagiarist.
>>121548834Yes, but I still listen to it.
The real based thing to do is to automatically redirect you to the discographies of Paramore, Avril Lavigne, and everyone else she ripped off to boost her pathetic excuse of a career so she could hand out abortion pills to minors.
>>121548872One time I was trying to get into a Lana Del Ray concert that I went to alone with tickets I bought directly from the vendor. Right before I was about to get my ticket scanned a huge guard asked me if I was alone and I said yes. Right after that he took me aside and asked to see my ID which I thought they were doing to check my age for alcohol but when he saw my age the guard gave a face and told me my tickets wouldn't be valid for the event. Then he walked me out and waited by the door until I got far enough away from the venue. I was 24 years old.It's tough out there
>>121551709For real? I'm all for gatekeeping adults from children's music but a woman in her 30s should not get away with crypto pedo shit like this.
>>121549365Except when old people start listening to a young person artist its over for them
Imagine your grandpa listening to Fall Out Boy and try not to cringe. Same thing here.
>>121551843he's 89 and has alzheimers. he's earned listening to what the fuck he wants
Bet this only comes up for men
>>121551890they've stopped doing gender specific ones because their skynet wizardry would habitually misgender transpeople
I WANNA SEE OLIVIA’s RODRIGO
>>121551709>no singles policy applying to concerts nowit's overi didn't even get to see oppenheimer in theaters
>>121551740>I'm all for gatekeeping adults from children's musicwhat exactly is children's music?
I refuse to believe anything written in this thread is real
>>121552194It's not so bad. At my local place they let you stay in the designated incel cage. It can be a bit hard to see through the bars but at least you get to hear the show.
>>121549365>Streams = moneyKek not when spotify pays you literal cents
>>121551709wish I could get into her fat asshole
>>121552139Plagiarist with incredibly mid body
I’m 26 and the last couple years I’ve found myself listening exclusively to classic folk and ambient. You youngsters can enjoy your hippity hop and shoe gazing. I’m too old to care anymore
>>121552411I’m the same age and I just listen to all the post hardcore and emo bands I listened to in high school. It’s hard to give a shit about new music anymore. Maybe because I’m getting older but also because the music industry is so trash now.
>>121548834The person who wrote and produced her shitty album was a 39 year old Jewish guy from a failed hipster band.
>>121552411>>121552431im not sure it's normal to shut off from new music in your mid 20s, at least in the pastmy dad was 27 when White Pony came out and i found out about Deftones from my dad because he listened to that album a lot
>>121552431Maybe we’re just a couple of geezers; but I agree with you on the state of the industry being absolutely piss-poor. It’s like they’ve given up
>>121552462Christgau was 27 when he started reviewing albums. However it's interesting that he said Alice Cooper was really a children's musical act and he as an adult found his live show boring and gimmicky.
>>121552468no. it's not you. not even 15 year olds listens to recent pop music. it's that lame, yes.
Uh...the last song I listened to was from 1948 and I was never told I had to be 90 years old for that.
>>121548834I’m too old for Steve Albini
>>121552411>classic folk and ambienti'm this way but with classical, metal, and ambient at 23
>>121552509>>121550127are you the faggot who posted this thread? if so go fuck yourself.
>>121548834Wait why did she go to the White House and pose with an 80 year old pedophile?
>>121552243what exactly is is?
>>121552264cents are literally money
what is with the millennial / gen z obsession where they seemingly think that the moment you're 25 you either have to larp as someone's grandma and take up crocheting and talk like a character from a 50s tv show or live in a perpetual state of childhood nostalgia? it's like theres no in between... is it a cover for a massive anxiety over ageing? half of those generations are renting studios or living in their parents house and yet they seem to think that as soon as you're in your mid 20s you have to completely give up anything and become a hollow replica of what they think their grandparents were like in their 20s
>>121548834Spotify should delete your account and uninstall itself when you attempt to listen to rap.
>>121552766i noticed this too dawg. my armchair explanation is because we've sort of been conditioned to expect great things by our early 20s since a lot of our millennial predecessors struck gold with youtube / early social media, and we kinda grew up looking up to them. that and our retard boomer parents were none the wiser and rarely cultivated our interests but instead shoved school down our throats leading us to expect more from our "work". i'm definitely projecting to some extent, but that's probably it. also twink death since most of gen z are fags and don't want to age by any margin because they have come to accept how disposable their vain existence is.tldr- we're just bitching over nothing
>>121550761Grave house is a classic same w hundred acre wrist and anything made around then. post rb2 slop is all retarded but you should probably stop listening to sematary if you're over 20
>>121552766>is it a cover for a massive anxiety over ageing?yeah especially with internet discourse over anything being taken over by anyone 14-18 on TikTok
>>121553027thistoo many kids in my damn internet
>>121553054>too many kids in my damn internetdo you i2p or gopher ever be a feasible alternative internet for talking to likeminded individuals
>>121552561Trump lost.
>>121552766i can't wait to see zoomers hit 30 and realize nothing about their lives has improved or changed. it's going to be a meltdown like you can't imagine and they will record all of it on tiktok
>>121553682>i can't wait to see zoomers hit 30 and realize nothing about their lives has improved or changedi really, really don't want that to be me
>>121552766they live in fear of criticism and struggle with forming authentic personal identities as any break with "public consensus" on social media websites puts them at risk of being made fun of by strangers. they don't have the agency or initiative to do what they want. they need rules to feel secure and as of right now there aren't any. their parents were grown and independent by 18. they envy that and can't live up to that standard. the visible displays of insecurity are what really makes it pathetic. i blame the schools.