Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshellOne thousand nine hundred and seventy-twoThat's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blewNot really realizing the prize that's been begot to herThe bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopherGenius with a penis the few the proud the meI liked me so much I had to buy the companySoul for sale sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luckI'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at StarbucksThank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorizedIdolized or despised bet I'm gettin' recognizedMount Rushmore it? No ignore it can't rock with no big headHalf of the people want me half of the people want me deadI am the Angel of Def with my rhymes against humanityTeeter-tottering between brilliance and insanityThe one part the Fuehrer the one part the PopeIt's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope
>>121549376>Dicked around like Frankie Goes To HollywoodWhat did he mean by this?
Caught youSniffing my boxersWho the fuck does thatAt Red Lobster?CreepyLike when Tom Cruise laughsThat's how your fingerFelt in my assThe wayYour kisses tastedSkeeve me the hell outLike shitting nakedWhy wouldI wanna stay friends?Rather get raped byClowns again
Yeah, this shit is bad.
better lyrics than kendrick
Fuck Guns 'N' Roses without SlashA real man never uses hair product unless he's blackToilet paper is for queersGargling after a blowjob is how they make light beerYou can't have no fun with an unloaded gunMy dad says that's for pussiesAin't gonna lift the seat to whizzJust 'cause it's called men's gymnastics doesn't mean it isThis Fairtrade coffee tastes like gayNow seems like a good time to out Matthew McConaugheyLibraries, back-up parachutes and the Versailles TreatySeatbelts, hurricane warnings and anti-freezeRogaine, helmets, CPR and Kenny GWheelchairs, Ghandi, rehab, braille and harmoniesJohn Wayne would never use a surge protector
>>121549470Umm Excuse me ?
MY LOVE FOR HER DIED QUICKER THAN A BATCH OF SEA MONKEYSEARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM, SPREAD YOUR LEGS OR SPREAD THE WORDSO WHAT IF I’M NOT THE SMARTEST PEANUT IN THE TURD?I’M WHITE, WHICH GOES WITH EVERYTHING BUT I CAN COME IN ANY COLORAND I’M LOOKING FOR THE KINDA GIRL THAT REMINDS ME OF MY MOTHER
If I want to be repeatedly shit on I'll go make Dutch pornWhen roughly translated even your naked truth means squat and what's moreI'm missing you like a hijacked flight on September 11thI don't know who got on you but I'm not wrong in thanking them since itAin't my job to fuck you on your birthdayAin't my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
>>121549376Unironically a top 5 lyricist
