IS THIS THE RIZZ LIFE? IS THIS JUST SKIBIDI?CAUGHT IN A BACKROOMNO ESCAPE FROM LIMINALITY
>>121556255STICK OUT YOUR GYATTTAKE FANUM TAXAND SEEEEEEEE
>>121556255I AM JUST A BABY GRONKNO BODY RIZZES ME
HE'S JUST A BABY GRONK FROM A RIZZLESS FAMILY
>>121556255kek
>>121556255BECAUSE I'M EASY GOON, EASY COOM, LITTLE HIGH, LITTLE BRO
>>121556619ANY WAY THE SUSSY BLOWS DOESNT REALLY FANUM TAX TO ME
>>121556255I appreciate you opWe should have more song parody threads
MAMA JUST RATIO'D A MAN
MAMAAAI'M A SIGMA MAAALEONLYFANS THOTS GIVE ME HEADLIKE TOP G MY 'GATTI IS BLACK
MAMAAATHOT DAUGHTER OR GAY SONBUT NOW I'M GONNA CHOOSE "MEN GOING THEIR OWN WAY"
MAMAAAAI ZOOOOOMGONNA LEAVE THE 'TOK BEHIND AND FACE THE TUUUUBE
I realize now that I fucked up, my bad
>>121556753MAMAAAAI ZOOOOOMHALF THE SCREEN IS FAMILY GUYIF I DON'T, CAN'T CONCENTRATE FOR MY HOMEWORKSCROLL SOME MORE, SCROLL SOME MOREAS IF NOTHING'S REALLY POGGERS
TOO LAAAATE, MY STREAM HAS COOOMESEES XQC DOWN MY CHAT, 'BODY'S POGGING ALL THE TIME
SPEED, KAI, CASEOH'S BODYI'VE GOT TO GOGONNA LEAVE THE 'TOK BEHIND AND FACE THE TUUUUBE
TOO LATE MY COOM HAS COMESENDS HEART EMOJIS ON THE PIC OF HER SPINEMY BOD ACHED FOR ALLLL THE COOMSGOODBYE EVERYBINARY IVE GOTTA GOFINNA LEAVE THE SENPAI AND NOT CAP NO MO
MAMA, I TROOOOONI DON'T WANNA DIEI SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL
>>121557480MAMAAAAI ALSO BOOOOOMIM GUNNA DIEI ALWAYS WISH MY TROON SONS WERENT BORN AT ALLL
I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MANTHAT'S A BULGE! THAT'S A BULGE!WILL YOU DO THE FOUR-ONE THO?
LIMINAL AND BACKROOMS VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME
>>121556682lmao
>>121557631kek
>>121556255https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__94DOuC4WY
best thread on this board in 100 years
IN OHIOIN OHIOIN OHIOIN OHIOIN OHIO KIA BOYSMOM DOESN'T KNOW!
I'M JUST AN E-BOY, NOBODY MOGS MEHE'S JUST AN E-BOY FROM AN IRL STREAMENDANGER HIS LIFE, DONO ON TEXT-TO-SPEECH
FREDDY FAZBEAR DEEP LORE, WILL YOU VAPE MANGO?HASBULLA NO!WE WELL NOT VAPE MANGO (BUT Y THO?)
GOTH GF BOOBA, GF BOOBAGF BOOBA, SHEESH ON GODA WHOLE ASS MOOD, WHEN DA SIS DONE SPILLED ALL OF HER TEA, HER TEA HER TEEEEEEEAA
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN ICK ME AND RIZZ MY BAESO YOU THINK YOU CAN MOG ME AND FIT CHECK ME, YIKESBRO BASIC, CAUGHT IN 4K BEING ZESTYJUST GOTTA TOUCH GRASS, YOU'RE GONNA GLOW-UP KINDA MID YO
OOFOOF, DED, OOF, DEDBLUD'S BUSSY IMMACULATE, IN MY HEAD RENT FREEBLUD'S BUSSY IMMACULATE, FR
goated thread fr fr no skibidi
>>121559069I think this is why Jesus ain't coming back fr
Personal opinion but IMHO these would match the original meter better like this:>>121556448>TAKE FANUM TAXPAY THE FANUM TAX>>121556516>I AM JUST A BABY GRONKI'M JUST A BABY GRONK>>121556619>BECAUSE I'M EASY GOON, EASY COOM, LITTLE HIGH, LITTLE BROBECAUSE I'M EASY COOM, EASY GOON, LITTLE HIGH, LIL STEPBRO>>121556658>ANY WAY THE SUSSY BLOWS DOESNT REALLY FANUM TAX TO MEANY WAY THE SUS BLOWS DOESN'T REALLY FANUM TAX ME>>121557151>SEES XQC DOWN MY CHATXQC DOWN MY CHAT
I spitted my coffee during my office hours fuck you guys
Include me in the screenshot
edit: thanks for the gold
posting in epic thread. well done.
Le epic samefaggery
wow
Good fucking lord
fun thread ruined by transphobia
>>121561453ummmmmmmmm yikes!
mama, i just chucked a sneed
whoever doesn't have an internal voice is missing out from this gem
Fun thread. You guys are funny.
>>121563222take meds
>>121561453Rewrote them just for you>>121557480MAMA, I MEWI AM NOT A CHADI SOME TIMES WISH I DIDN'T HAVE JAWS AT ALL>>121557601I SEE A LITTLE CRINGE NPC TRYNA FLEXLET HIM COOK, LET HIM COOKHE GOT TINY DICK ENERGY THO
>>121558867The fact that these could be rap lyrics and I'd have no idea is concerning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2_oFE9ovNk
>>121556516I'M JUST A BABY GRONKI MAKE FACE FILTER MEMES
>>121556679Say it louder for the people in the back.A parody general would slap ong
>>121561302nahreally? you think so?
the song that united humanity back :)
>>121561453based
>>121561453transphobia is a virtue
>>121556448>>121556516>>121556658>>121556682what the fuck does any of this mean
>>121574038Gyatt means nice ass (from black people saying "god damn" as "gyatt dayum")Rizz comes from the word charisma and basically means "game" or seduction.A rizzler is therefore someone who's good at getting women.Fanum is a guy who appears in the Twitch streams of popular streamer Kai Cenat, and regularly steals his food in a practice he calls "fanum tax".Baby Gronk is a child famous for somehow being the mini version of famous football player Rob Gronkowski.Sus is short for suspicious. Comes from the game Among Us or from African American slang for being suspected of being gay.You get ratio'd when you post something on Twitter and there are more replies than likes or retweets, meaning that people don't like your tweet. Or maybe it means that someone's rebuttal to your tweet is more popular than your original tweet, idk I don't use Twitter.
>>121556255best thread on this board since maybe 5 years
>>121557631EMPTY MALL AND OFFICE VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME
>>121575918
>>121574175based translator
>>121574175>Sus is short for suspicious. Comes from the game Among Us It was revived by Among Us, but predates it by decades
amazing
>>121556255i kekked out loud, great threadput me in the 'cap
>>121577069this
>>121556255>Zoomers thought this passed for humor Big oof
>>121556658KHABY LAME LOWKEY GOAT, I DON'T REALLY FUCK WITH MR. BEAST
>>121574038>look at me bro i don't know any of this lingo haha this is just TOO weird!there's a reason why milliennials are named the "me! me!" generation
>>121577069Yes, and "Deez nuts" didn't start with the retarded guy on the phone but more people will associate it with him than a Dr Dre skit
How many times are you gonna samefag your pathetic, desperate thread? Do you think everyone just suddenly forgot they removed the post count or something?
Milliennial's eternal seethe over zoomers will never cease to make me laugh.
>>121581414>without the counter i don't know if there's samefagging or not, so I decide that there isLegit schizoposting
>>121561453Transphobia is funny and based
>>121557151COOMBAIT, THIS TIME MY MOMSENDS SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE, HER BODY, DANCING LIKE A TEEN
now make suno slop(Verse 1)Is this the rizz life?Is this just skibidi?Caught in a backroom,No escape from liminality.Stick out your gyatt,Take Fanum tax,And seeeeeeee!I am just a Baby Gronk,Nobody rizzes me.He's just a Baby Gronk from a rizzless familyBecause I'm easy goon, easy coom, little high, little broAny way the sussy blows doesn't really Fanum tax to me.(Chorus)Mama just ratio'd a man,MAMAAAA,I'm a Sigma Maaale,OnlyFans thots give me head,Like Top G, my 'Gatti is black.MAMAAAA,Thot daughter or gay son?But now I'm gonna choose "Men Going Their Own Way."MAMAAAA,I ZOOOOM,Gonna leave the 'Tok behind and face the TUUUUBE.MAMAAAA,I ZOOOOM,Half the screen is Family Guy.If I don't, can't concentrate for my homework,Scroll some more, scroll some more,As if nothing's really poggers.(Verse 2)Too late, my stream has coooome,Sees xQc down my chat, 'body's pogging all the time.Speed, Kai, Caseoh's body,I've got to go,Gonna leave the 'Tok behind and face the TUUUUBE.Too late, my coom has come,Sends heart emojis on the pic of her spine,My bod ached for alllll the cooms.(Chorus)Goodbye everybinary, I've gotta go,Finna leave the Senpai and not cap no mo'.IN OHIO,IN OHIO,IN OHIO,IN OHIO,IN OHIO, Kia boys,Mom doesn't know!Freddy Fazbear deep lore, will you vape mango?Hasbulla NO!We well not vape mango (but y tho?).I'm just an E-boy, nobody mogs me,He's just an E-boy from an IRL stream,Endanger his life, dono on text-to-speech.(Bridge)So you think you can ick me and rizz my bae?So you think you can mog me and fit check me, yikes.Bro basic, caught in 4K being zesty,Just gotta touch grass, you're gonna glow-up kinda mid, yo.(Outro)Deez nuts!
>>121581566Better:>SENDS SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE, HER BODY, DANCING LIKE A TEENSENDS SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE, WHY'S SHE DANCING LIKE A TEEN?
>>121581631literally 21st century art
>>121581631You copied them all wrong and there are missing parts what are you doing
Is this the rizz life?Is this just skibidi?Caught in a backroomNo escape from liminalityStick out your gyattPay the fanum tax and seeI'm just a baby GronkI make face filter memesBecause I'm easy coom, easy goonLittle high, lil stepbroKhaby Lame lowkey goatI don't really fuck with Mr. Beast (or xQc)MamaI'm a sigma maleOnlyfans thots give me headLike Top G my 'gatti is blackMamaThot daughter or gay sonBut now I'm gonna choose "Men going their own way"MamaI zoomHalf the screen is Family GuyIf I don't, can't concentrate for my homeworkScroll some more, scroll some moreAs if nothing's really poggersCoombait, this time my momSends shivers down my spineWhy's she dancing like a teen?Speed, Kai, Caseoh's bodyI've got to goGonna leave the 'tok behind and face the tubeMama, I mewI am not a chadI some times wish I didn't have jaws at allI see a little cringe NPC tryna flexLet him cook, let him cookHe got tiny dick energy thoEmpty mall and office very very frightening meIn OhioIn OhioIn OhioIn OhioIn Ohio Kia BoysMom doesn't know!I'm just an E-boy, nobody mogs meHe's just an E-boy from an IRL streamEndanger his life, dono on text-to-speechFreddy Fazbear deep lore, will you vape mango?Hasbulla no!We well not vape mango (but y tho?)Goth gf booba, gf boobaGf booba, sheesh on GodA whole ass mood, when da sis done spilled all of her tea, her tea, her teaSo you think you can ick me and rizz my baeSo you think you can mog me and fit check me, yikesBro basic, caught in 4K being zestyJust gotta touch grass, you're gonna glow-up kinda mid yoOofOof, ded, oof, dedBlud's bussy immaculate, in my head rent freeBlud's bussy immaculateBlud's bussy immaculate, fr(Khaby Lame lowkey goat)
>>121582071>Blud's bussy immaculateI read everything with a straight face until this line.
>>121582071if I put this in suno, what do I specify?
>>121581974wah wah faggot monkeyhttps://suno.com/song/74810609-25b9-48f3-aadd-dcc0e4794be4Kino
>>121582071alpha gem
Why can none of you faggots count syllables?
>>121583145they're prog fans, of course they can't count
>>121583145It has to:>match the original meter>rhyme with the original lyric>be a sentence that makes sense>be about the song's theme>be funnyIt's not going to be perfect every time, and if you have to compromise, having to fit a longer word by shifting it by a 16th or something is better than compromising on it being funny.
Absolute gemerald thread.>>121582071Minor fixes>I'm a Baby Gronkor>I'm just a Bab' Gronk>I'm a sigma>OF thots, they give me head>Like Top G, my 'gatti's black>But now I'm a man going his own way>So you think you can ick me and rizz on my bae
>>121583525These fit better syllable-wise but imo sacrifice on the meaning or humor. I prefer the original ones.All the current ones that don't fit with the original meter can still work musically by shifting the pauses a little, and it still sounds just as good pretty much every time.
Butters stares at the table jpgNo no… pukes in the pit jpg
>>121556255This is what happens after a serious overload of prog. I was there in the 70s, it was progged up to the max, every guitar solo was a fucking math equation. It was heavy, I tell you! HEAVY!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM0Nu_WkfRQ
>>121582071Zoomerian Rhapsody
>>121583583Alright, I can accept the first one. "A man going his own way" is a slight turn of phrase that's clear enough in meaning but looks clever. I hold to the rest.>All the current ones that don't fit with the original meter can still work musically by shifting the pauses a littleIn that case, I'd also suggest sounding out "liminality" as "lim'nality"
>>121585655I initially wrote MGTOW, since it's how the movement is usually referred to, but thought that people who don't already know it might not get it, so I wrote the full name in quotes to denote that it's a specific thing, so that it's not only immediately read correctly, but it's also explicitly about that movement.Your reasoning about making it clever is great for normal lyrics that have layers and things "to get", but this is a silly parody song, and if you have to "get" a reference it detracts from the humor, which has to be pretty much instant, as the listener would have to get it as they hear the line, before the next one.Also, sound-wise I think the old one fits better with how the syllables are emphasized. See pic related for how I would say it (with "their own" said in a single beat, almost like "th-ron").>In that case, I'd also suggest sounding out "liminality" as "lim'nality"Yes, that's how I say it, since it matches the emphasis on the same syllables in the original lyrics.re-a-li-tyli(mi)-na-li-tyObviously this is just my opinion, but I write a lot of these parodies (usually just a little snippet, very rarely full songs like this) and this is how I tend to prefer to do it.I'm not even the OP so you're just as free to make your own version lol
>>121582071posting in legendary and hilarious thread
>>121574038kys boomer
>>121584009it's gen alpha actually
zoomalphian gyattskibi
>>121589303Really? I hear zoomers say all these things all the time.Only Skibidi Toilet is genuinely enjoyed by gen alpha children, but it's the zoomers who make memes about it.
Bumping waiting for an anon to do a vocaroo of this song
Light bump because I am working on this, gonna take a while because shit makes me laugh too much
>>121593913Anon who wrote most of it here.I might do a shitty one later just so it's clear how it's supposed to be read when the syllables don't match perfectly.
>>121582071ok this is basedalso /qa/ won
ongezellig won btw
>>121585973>but this is a silly parody songThis is true. Maybe it's also a personal preference, but I think going an extra step is what really sets things over the top. Normally threads like this either go nowhere or there's a load of half-baked unfunny / irrelevant / clunky jokes. While maybe not the best example, what this reminds me most of is something Rivers Cuomo regarding Say It Ain't So>Pat actually helped write the first line. I asked him what was a two syllable word for “refrigerator”, not expecting a reply, and he immediately said “icebox!”Have you ever heard "icebox" used in daily speech? Maybe but I haven't. So in place of a more commonly accepted term it's instead swapped for something that goes well alongside "cold" and "chill". But since we're just internet tismos fine tuning a meme, I imagine you'd only find people who understand everything, including that "a man going his own way" means the MGTOW movement, or those who see it as complete nonsense
>>121597670I don't disagree with anything, but I thing that saying the full name is funnier than the admittedly cooler "a man going his own way"Honestly there are other things in the current lyrics that bug me as well, for example>Little high, lil stepbroThat little high isn't really funny and should be something related to the cooming/stepbro thing. Maybe "help I'm stuck" or something, but it doesn't really sound good and it's not that funny.>Half the screen is Family Guy>If I don't, can't concentrate for my homeworkIt's more correct to say "if it's not" but then it sounds worse.Tbh I initially wrote "I watch family guy, if I don't" because I misremembered and thought the original lyric at that point was "I don't wanna die" lol.>Speed, Kai, Caseoh's body>I've got to go>Gonna leave the 'tok behind and face the tubeThis is about leaving TikTok for YouTube, but the names are all streamers, not TikTokers.>I some times wish I didn't have jaws at allMight be better as "I sometimes wish I never had jaws at all", since it more closely matches the original line, but I don't like the additional "time" quality that's implied with the word "never", and if this was a regular sentence and not a song I'd say the "didn't" version.I'm 50/50 on this one desu.>Just gotta touch grass, you're gonna glow-up kinda mid yoIt would sound so much better if it said "just gonna glow up", but it detracts too much from the direct insult to the interlocutor's look/appearance.>He got tiny dick energy thoSaying "small" instead of tiny would make it match the syllable count better, but it would shift the emphatic syllables back, so the rest no longer match.Originally it's:>wi do fan dan goWith "small" it's more like:>he sma en gy thoCurrently it's:>he ti di ner thoBetween the two compromised I chose "tiny" because it sounds less bad than "small".+ some other minor things1/2
>>121597670Everything considered I'm pretty happy with how it turned out.Because of the list of requirements here >>121583414 you can't always get it perfectly right, so you have to compromise on one aspect or another, and which one you prioritize is in good part subjective, so there are inevitably going to be things that to some people sound better if done one way, and others that would prefer them done differently.2/2
>>121597670Another one:>I see a little cringe NPC tryna flexIt doesn't really sound right, and saying "NPC cringe" would rhyme a lot better, but it kinda changes the sentence and makes it worse meaning-wise.Also I can't pronounce "cringe tryna" fast lol.
I'm considering a remix of the boys are back in town but it's the femboys are back in town, if enough pile onto the thread it should be peak kek
>>121596287I did a test recording but cringed too hard and now I'm in the hospital. Sorry.
https://vocaroo.com/1fR62sceGcQQCould be a lot better but I'm no Freddie Mercury + AI voices aren't too great (especially the harmonies which I actually found an AI model of) but anyway fr fr no cap
>>121598260Jfc that intro is the most demonic thing I've ever heard
>>121598289Yeah thought so too, prob gonna remove that part and let "Freddie" just sing
>>121598260LMAOOOO
>>121598260you tried
>>121598260What accent is this?
>>121561453its not a phobia, no one is scared of trannies, they're just disgusting freaks
>>121574175A corruption of the word "God" has come to mean ass.I agree with Schwab. Billions must die
>>121601687phobia can mean both fear and aversion
>>121597994Some of these you listed definitely bothered me too>If I don't, can't concentrate for my homework>I sometimes wish I didn't have jaws at allI think the long story here is, Weird Al deserves all the praise he gets for his craft. And yes, FOOD!! is a really basic topic...but that also makes it a lot easier to work with. Oh and while we're at >Like Top G, my 'gatti's blackDoesn't rhyme, and it's not even true. I checked and found it's orange. To avoid any attempted forced rhymes there, we can go for a much easier fix>A Top G, my 'gatti's red
>>121604511>Weird AlYep.But like every musician knows it's not always a matter of delivering a masterpiece every time, but to work on a large volume of pieces and throw away the unavoidable bottom N% while keeping the best for release and whatnot.Especially when it comes to parodies where you're often working with strict limitations and it's not necessarily your fault if you can't come up with a banger.>black>redFUCK what a blunder lmao. I'm considering sudoku for rhyming head with black instead of red.Thanks I guess lol
>>121604511I like "Like Top G" because it implies that the narrator bought into the Sigma meme and is actively trying to be like Tate (which he idolizes and calls the "Top G"). "A Top G" also kind of implies it but not as much. Maybe "Pure Top G" could work (and it alliterates with the original "pulled"), but it has the same problem.IMO the inaccuracy is less of a problem than the alternative.What do you think?The red thing definitely warrants an update, so I'm also changing a couple things- "little high" into "little sus" (since the reference to sus was removed, and it makes more sense for the phrase).- "If I don't" into "If it's not"- "didn't have jaws" into "never had jaws"
>>121604511Alternatively:>half the screen is family guy>or i can't pay attention for my homework
Bump for audio
>>121598120Guess it's shaved so that's not gayThem one-eyed boas, feminine and prettyHaven't changed, still fully straightBut man, I still think them catboys crazyThey were askin' if you were aroundYour pronouns, where you could be foundI told 'em you now live in greektownDrivin' all the old men crazyFemboys are back in town (femboys are back in town)I said (femboys are back in town)(Femboys are back in town)Femboys are back in town(Femboys are back in town)Femboys are back in town(Femboys are back in town)
Is this the rizz life?Is this just Skibidi?Caught in a backroomNo escape from liminalityStick out your gyattNo cap, Fanum tax is litI'm just a baby GronkI make face filter memesBecause I'm easy coom, easy goonLittle sus, lil step-broKhaby Lame low-key GOATI don't really fuck with Mr. Beast (or xQc)MamaI'm a sigma maleOnlyFans thots give me headLike Top G, my 'gatti is redMamaThot daughter or gay sonBut now I'm gonna choose "Men going their own way"MamaI zoomHalf the screen is Family GuyOr I can't pay attention for my homeworkScroll some more, scroll some moreAs if nothing's really poggersCoombait, this time my momSends shivers down my spineWhy's she dancing like a teen?Speed, Kai, CaseOh's bodyI've got to goGonna leave the 'tok behind and face the tubeMama, I mewI am not a ChadI some times wish I never had jaws at allI see a little cringe NPC tryna flexLet him cook, let him cookHe got tiny dick energy thoEmpty mall and office very very frightening meIn OhioIn OhioIn OhioIn OhioIn Ohio Kia BoysMom doesn't know!I'm just an E-boy, nobody mogs meHe's just an E-boy from an IRL streamEndanger his life, dono on text-to-speechFreddy Fazbear deep lore, will you vape mango?Hasbulla no!We will not vape mango (but y tho?)Hasbulla!We will not vape mango (but y tho?)Hasbulla!We will not vape mango (but y tho?)Will not vape mango (but y tho?)Will not vape mango (but y tho?)Never, never, never, never vape mangoNo, no, no, no, no, no, noGoth GF booba, GF boobaGF booba, sheesh on GodA whole ass mood, when da sis done spilled all of her tea, her tea, her teaSo you think you can ick me and rizz my baeSo you think you can mog me and fit-check me, yikesBro basic, caught in 4K being zestyJust gotta touch grass, you're gonna glow-up kinda mid yoOofOof, ded, oof, dedBlud's bussy immaculate, in my head rent-freeBlud's bussy immaculateBlud's bussy immaculate, fr(Khaby Lame low-key GOAT)