>Be me>Never had a relationship>Realize it>Every time I listen to a love song I have to turn it off now because I can't relate>Stop listening to any song that mentions a relationshipIt's so Joever
>>121568413https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKNxeF4KMsY
>>121568413One day, OP, we'll make the bitches pay
there's an artist made just for you
>>121568413Shouldn't have bought Cardano...!
>>121568413Is this what caused you to start pretending to enjoy Trout Mask Replica and various shitty 2000s Rock Bands? Do you believe this behavior will eventually get you laid?
>>121568413Soon you become dead to this feeling. The gloss leaves your eyes. Cheeks disperse any colour. Until then, enjoy feeling things.
>>121569178I Know It's Joever
>>121568413Overrated. Love isn’t real. It’s only a biological mechanism for getting you to release your seed into someone. Everything in the songs, movies and media, while nice is just idealization. It doesn’t exist. U missed out on a bunch of awkwardness then kissing and sex, thank god you didn’t knock up a ho too. Yeah that broke 20 yr old with a baby sure did have a love story.
>>121569819Explain the song "Love is Real" by obscure 1967 psychedelic rock band "art" off their debut and only album that I forget the name of then. Checkmate libtard.
>>121568413>>121569819Unironically she probably didn't but also telling yourself this is an obvious coping mechanism for missing out on life.
>>121569278I was only looking for a friend...
>>121569929How the hell does one “miss out” on life? Am I not alive? Am I not here?
>>121569971>*Starts singing in the deepest most Chris Chan coded voice you have ever heard*>"BOCHI AND CHUNGUS!!! SKIBBIDI FUNGUS!!! IN NEW YORK WE....MOLLY ROCK....MOLLY ROCK....WOMEN ARE EVIL BECAUSE THEY WONT SUCK MY COCK!">*Random banging noises out of tune and out of time*
>>121569819You can only call it overrated if you've experienced it
>>121569819pick up the phone. rick and morty just called. they want their edgy surface-level philosophical take back.
>>121569990Ultra Literal idiot interpretation. >>121570050This. Also describes a lot or the shitty /mu/core albums that don't really stand up on their own musical merritt.
>>121570003what the fuck did I just read. What the fuck is wrong with this board. We have to go back
>>121570089This is what I (Nico Sperg) view Trout Mask Replica to be like. Also most work by Beefheart and Zappa tbqh.
>>121568413It's fine if you just accept that you are meant to be miserable in life instead of self-pitying, then you can enjoy it
>>121570089>>121570129>>121570003People think they're high iq for liking it because le odd time signatures and le weird tones but it's clearly unintentional and doesn't work so in practice that just means it is out of time and out of tune. Soft Machine,The Velvet Underground,The Moody Blues,Jimi Hendrix,or various British Progressive Rock Groups did all these ideas better.
>>121569819God is realGod is loveergo, Love is realQ.E.D
>>121570129right...you have any hobbies? Besides being autistic on 4chan? Thought not. Jesus christ this website has fallen from grace....
I meant derbies too not deepest.
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>>121570210I play in a band lmao. Keep coping though. I garuntee you have none or it's some cringe gay shit like anime complying.
>>121570233Retarded fit throwing won't change anything. I'm glad that a lot of you stopped pretending/larping like you actually like half this crap though. I know that took a lot of maturity and courage.
>>121570237oh, right. you play in a band. Look at the artist, woah real artist coming through here! What you think that's something to brag about? >Oh look at me, yet another pretentious asshole who's 18 and just discovered the freakin' VU and shrooms maan and I'm in a freakin band maan and we make totally original artistic music with depth and we're just inventing ourselves through our music maaan.I've known snobby retards like you before your mom was born.
>>121569819biological mechanisms are real
>>121570050Yeah, you’re seething because you know it’s true. Love when you normie fags get flustered.
>>121570079You’re a twat to tell someone they don’t know what life is or haven’t lived it. Imagine gatekeeping LIFE. Get a grip fag.
>>121570631Low IQ response to think I was doing this. >>121570386Late 20s. I've been playing for several years and you think being an alcoholic is cool because of anime memes.
>>121570386Also you're describing the average person who pretends to like Trout Mask Replica. I've known who The VU were since childhood since my parents used to play them. They're just genuinely good. I'm not denying that Lou Reed was a massive snow either but always always liked them more than The Beatles. Same with Jimi. Probably same with CAN or at least since my teen years.
>>121569990>>121570631>"I'm going to be a snobby retard about everything and rehash my dimwitted mid 2010s teenaged /mu/ takes because I'm too retarded to think for myself and also because I've never had sex or interacted for other people so I mistakenly believe other people actually like this crap"Yeah many such cases,don't think that I'm the one being pretentious.
