tfw you weren't born as a woman so your guitar youtube channel will never blow up
Is that an actual goal you had though
>>121578030asians always cover their face til they can afford plastic surgery
>>121578030Just become a woman then, estrogen exists ya knowKeep hustlin
>>121578030the nipples? whewre are they????
>>121578030>tfw you weren't born as a woman so your guitar youtube channel will never blow upit goes further than that
>>121578088i tried playing covers on youtube until i realized that is wasn't good enough to make it and that i didn't have the tits to make it. it's very demoralizing, watching these female musicians get insane views purely because of their bodies. i've come across some insanely talented guitarists on youtube that get a couple hundred views when some whore with her titties out plays wonderwall and gets over a million views. my hatred of women and simps grows by the day.
>>121578030You could always turn yourself into a woman.
>>121578106>>121578341FUCK OFF YWNBAW
>>121578335There is nothing "talented" about playing covers and uploading it to YouTube. There's a reason no one watches them. There are millions of uninspired, awful "musicians" who post those. That's why no one is watching yours.The reason people watch the other ones is the sex appeal and they masturbate to it or are pathetic losers who think they'll get e-pussy.Those women who do that are whoring themselves out and are losing any respect as a musician. No one cares about their music. If they're doing it honestly, it must be a devastating feeling. The fact that you'd be willing to whore yourself out proves that you're a fucking retard who doesn't even care about the music. You are even more retarded than those "women and simps", because you think you're better than them, but you fail to gain awareness of your retardation.tl;dr: you are incredibly retarded
>>121578350You just need to look cute, anon. Get yourself some estrogen but keep telling yourself and everyone that you're a man.
>>121578367trust me buddy i came to terms with my lack of musical talent a long time ago. >The fact that you'd be willing to whore yourself out proves that you're a fucking retard who doesn't even care about the musicnobody gets good at an instrument without caring about music, what a retarded thing to argue. if i could play some mediocre shit anonymously with a mask on and get more money in 5 videos than i could in my entire life waging, you bet your ass i would do it with no hesitation. she sure as hell would never give up her privileged position to be a dude
I do find it funny that a lot of women complain about guitar being a man's world, when you can actually become successful as a woman if you're barely even mediocre at it.But you'll get yelled at for saying that. "You wouldn't say that if I was a man!", probably not, because you would never have been noticed in any way if you were.There are thousands and thousands of musicians who should be successful if it all came down to merit.But if you're non-ugly woman, then you're free to pick any "man's world" interest and become successful even if you're barely mediocre.
>>121578367every guitar cover channel where its some chick playing gets 100k+ views consistentlyyou're retardedstop defending w*men privilege simpoid, she won't fuck you
>>121578030But then she's not blowing up for the reason you wanted to. This implies you had a dream of being a guitar-themed pornstar.
Shows how shallow the male audience is
>>121578341is that actually a tranny
>>121578335It's the same for average/ugly women though. Such is life. Kim Deal might be a better musician than Taylor Swift, but a modern day Breeders would never sell 10 million tour tickets without sex/aesthetic appeal. Guitar channels seem pointless to me, like gaming channels. They've got it all backwards - become a successful/working musician first and then set up a channel. Who wants to watch bedroom players pumping out covers of other people's work?
>>121581070Hands are the giveaway (also wide face, widely spaced eyes, pouty hair to cover those man shoulders and barrel chest
>>121578115wait is that real
>>121581159That and the voice
>>121581159you cannot be serious how close are you looking
>>121581163No she hasn’t gone that far yet but she is borderline/straight up naked at this point in her videos and some of the thumbnails are basically softcore pornography at this point
>>121581201Not that guy, but look at his posture.
>>121581159>Hands are the giveaway (also wide face, widely spaced eyes, pouty hair to cover those man shoulders and barrel chestNone of these things are inherently male. Meds
>>121581369NTA but it’s a bit hard not to think about them when they force their way into every facet of life and are as loud and obnoxious as humanly possible
>>121578030be the change you want to see in the world
>>121581070Yes, it's painfully obvious. He plays guitar like a man. Women have an inherent weakness in their finger muscles and no matter how good they are they always struggle to get flawless bends, even though they may sound fine, you can always see the resistance from the fingers. This chubby man knocks out those dimebag licks like it's nothing. He's 100% a dude.
>>121578115The feet being paywalled is the icing on top.
>>121580797You are indeed so retarded that you don't even possess the basic levels of reading comprehension to understand simple thoughts.
>>121581439>NTA but it’s a bit hard not to think about them when they force their way into every facet of life and are as loud and obnoxious as humanly possible
This is cope, OP. Check out the kid ripping it:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YMSQkwUW69I
>>121581733Are female bodybuilders a fiction as well? Females can't develop muscles or train to improve strength? what a ridiculous concept
>>121581819>thread discussion topic: women guitarists>doesnt go 3 posts without troons mentionedhe's right and you're gaslighting him
>>121578335>i didn't have the tits to make it. it's very demoralizingThe solution: don't view women as peopleThey are more like resources for malesIt is therefore only worth comparing yourself to males
>>121578115The issue was wearing tight clothing in the first place.
>>121578030THREAD THEMEhttps://suno.com/song/857d44eb-0fc1-42da-aef6-228b456f4960
>>121578030Being a woman fucking sucks, and I don't mean socially. Just biologically. Bleeding everywhere, wild hormones, pissing yourself randomly, hard time peeing standing up, expected to shave your entire body routinely, paint your face like a pig, generally weaker, etc.So they can have this, it's fine with me. Because I'd never trade places.
>>121582040I would be more sympathetic if 100% of them didn't go along with being whores
>>121581955Building major muscles is way different from building finger muscles, in either case there are limits that are bound by genetics. I've taught dozens of girls over the years and this is the one flaw that most girls have when it comes to playing rock music (or anything with bends). There's a reason why most of the world's greatest female guitarists play Classical or Jazz. Sorry you don't pass Kayla. You will never have the genuine delicate fingers of a woman.
>wide face, widely spaced eyes>man shouldersMy problem with this line of thinking is that most masculine/feminine traits are just tendencies. Like men tend to have bigger hands. But some men will have smaller hands. If a dude has small hands, is he automatically a female? Of course not. Maybe 90/100 women will have narrow shoulders, but 10 will have wide shoulders. So narrow shoulders are a "feminine trait" because that's just the average. Your "average female" has narrow shoulders. But the wide shouldered are still female. They just diverge from the norm.
>>121581868this is fucking insufferable. every video is the same
>>121582239A woman might have big hands or wide shoulders or some other masculine trait, but not all of them.
>>121578030and who likes to look at boobs more
>>121581733Bending has nothing to do with strength, you don't have muscles in your fingers, they're all in your forearm and attribute nothing to the wrist rotation needed for bending. Your flexors hardly help at all. It's 100% technique, 6 yr old chinese babies 2 tone bend all day. But yes it is a tranny.
>>121581159>>121581184>>121581304>>121581733>>121581955>>121582239You’re all fucking morons. You can tell it’s a guy by just looking at the face, not this feminine fingers/shoulders/arms/whatever. Why split hairs over a bunch of tiny stuff when the smoking gun is right in front of you?
>>121578115>panpianowhat the fuck are these thumbnails lmao. This bitch got almost 4 million subs
>>121582868I still want to see the penis just to make sure
>>121578030There is a work-around, brothers
>>121581819what does this image mean lol
>>121578367There are some dudes who mostly do covers that get a ton of views but when they're not selling a visual aspect they have to be incredibly talented and usually transformative with the covers rather than just playing a basic cover like a million other kids in their bedrooms Also look how hard dude is working to game the algorithm with his vid ideas when he can't just slap a hot pic on the thumbnail lol
>>121586838I do say, good chap, but that appears to be a gentleman rather poorly disguised as a member of the opposite sex. Pray, do you have an explanation for this rather obtuse scene?
>>121587089>hot >shreds (like for real, not the girl version of shred)I don't care I would absolute rawdog her on our wedding night
>>121578030you can get away with crossdressing or faking it easilyor just become a woman, don't let the bastards grind you down yk
you can be a dude that doesn't even show his face and get millions of views. you are just coping
>>121588933that was old youtube
>>121578335>tried playing covers on youtubeWhy though?
>>121589150Cope more
>>121581369"obsessed" doesn't really work as an insult when you have been using this same image in at least 9 threads today responding to anyone and everyone who seems even slightly opposed to transgenderism. NINE threads, and thats just what i've seen so far. at this point put down your sword and shield, the crusade is over.
just be yourself bro
>tfw not qt metal head muslim girl
>>121587032Charles is the best solo bassist since Victor Wooten, I'm glad he's blown up. Meanwhile Davie504 has like 15 times the amount of subs and all he does is react to literal reddit memes like PewDiePie.
>>121594169stop hating on Davie, he's more of an hybrid entertainer than a pure musician and that's ok
>>121588933>18 years ago
>>121586406>"It can't really be that bad">25 mins ago
>>121581238thanks, subscribed
>>121578030There is this guy named matty makes music who reached 100k subs just from covers. Thing is only females really subscribed to him because he is "cute" I've checked out his channel and while his orginal song is decent it's no reason to get a whole ass plaque....it works both ways
>>121596244I have to wonder how she feels about doing this. Like is she okay with whoring herself out to get views and to make a living or does it kill her inside whenever she uploads a new video?
>>121597535>Like is she okay with whoring herself outshe's a woman. you should know the answer.
>>121586838>obvious tranny>onlyfans>sponsored by fishmani hate this clown world.
>>121587032i'm so sick of this fag. >I PUT BASS STRINGS ON A BASS AND IT SOUNDED EPIC!!!!>WOW YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE HOW COOL THIS BASS SOUNDS WHEN YOU PLAY IT LIKE A BASS>GUITAR STRINGS ON A BASS!?!?! WAAAAAOOOWW!>HECKIN EPIC SLAP SOLO
>>121597614For me, it’s the English guy who pronounced it as BAAZE
>>121587128>hotNah
>>121597614>i'm so sick of this fag.just hide the channel dude, not that hard
>>121597614You could always not watch it. You have the power.
>>121578030Thing is, if you're a woman and you blow up it might not be because you're good like >>121578115 but if you're a man and you blow up you can be sure its because of skill.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEQf5lcnj_ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn9r0avp0fY
>>121598156>>121598129>like let people heckin enjoy thingsEat lead, reddit
>>121581955>Are female bodybuilders a fiction as wellYes, if they were real bodybuilders they'd just be called bodybuilders
I think I could be a good coach for dude youtubers.Most of you are putting in less effort than titty girls.
>>121598156>>121598129you mad that i don't like your onionsface buttbuddy?
>>121598209>female>guitar mush tits>viewsYou could be the greatest coach it wouldnt matter unless they have tits
>>121586406holy fuck thats fucking hilarious. you cant even hate on her from how sheerly ridiculous those are>>121597535people like that get off on it. its a kind of exhibitionism. similar to how some guys send random dick pics
>>121598630>You could be the greatest coach it wouldnt matter unless they have titsHard disagree, I watch a lot and dudes and thetly are not putting in effort.One example: Stop sitting down and noodling/shredding, nobody wants to see that shit unless you have tits.There's a thing called showmanship and if you don't have tits you need to do something besides just sitting down and noodling.
>>121598780I mean think of one of the most popular guitar shredders of all time, that dude was not sitting down playing(probably)
>>121597535I doubt she cares as much as the incels here.
>>121578030all you have to do is sing along and play wonderwall
>>121581868damn, he made Creed worse
>>121586406>>121578115
>>121581868are zoomers into creed now or what?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNp2SRn_4hQ
