Circus edition.Old>>122480305
>>122487682First for Avantasia.
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>122487682just abysmal dogshit
Justin Horval about the Early Thall Scene gathering in Ohio(direct quotation): > And get rid of that terrrrrrible looking broccoli hair. I just want to take a razor blade to it
Shit didn't know there was a new thread but I'll be a piece of shit and post this again.Not a metal head but what do on your opinions on the metal band "Graveland" and it's bands singer?
>>122487801Never heard of them.
>>122487801Thousand Swords is a decent Black metal album. Haven't listened to their Viking era but that should be more accessible for a non-metalhead. I'd suggest try Bathory - Nordland.>singerNo idea.
>>122487700yuck
>>122487682https://www.reddit.com/r/metalgirls/
BLASTING
>>what does metal and classical have in common?>pseudo-intellectual attachmenti'm right
>>122487889metal is puhsood
>>122487883
>>122487883sorry for not metal.
>>122487941No need for such music, turn your sadness into anger. Time to blast some androgenic riffs like picrel
>>122487862Disgusting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTaRYwBAZpk
>>122487987>androgenic riffsULTRA BASEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-tNSt3do9M
SymPHONIES of ICKness
>>122488063oh my fauci
First for synth punk
Modern Enslaved is the softest """""black metal"""" in existence
>>122487987American iv isn't all sad songs, Johnny did a good depeche mode cover>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3QDDlWmR9Q
>>122488008BASED
>>122487883https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnqggsmeVr0KEINE RUHE FÜR DIE MÖRDER KEINE RUHE FÜR DIE MÖRDERKEINE RUHE FÜR DIE MÖRDERKEINE RUHE FÜR DIE MÖRDERKEINE RUHE FÜR DIE MÖRDERKEINE RUHE FÜR DIE MÖRDER
>>122488101Join the androgen session instead
First for modern, sophisticated riffing
>androgynous riffsBASED
>>122488170on EMG pickups
>>122488172You rang?
>>122487701Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>122488238HEIL
>>122488179Imagine knowing what that meansThis is why metal is dead, it's full of fucking nerds like you
>>122488253EMG makes active pickups for a sooper smooth sound perfect for stars of saturn wankery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWa077iLGH8
Redneck hard rock >>>>> y'all
>>122488390The skullett on this bassist mogshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J9lPtZUJyY
>>122488188You would not believe the look on my face when I played this and it was not metal. I don't think i've ever felt so viscerally disappointed in a minute
>>122488422Aftre reading your post I listened to it INSTANTLY. oh myGODI LOVE it!@
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHDE8s35U_QIt sounds just like The POstal Service.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfRNi7zYozM
JDAWG SENDS HIS REGARDS.ALL NON-DM BLASTERS WILL BE EXECUTED THIS FRIDAY.BEST OF LUCK.
>>122488514don't come to /meal/ on Friday, got it
>>122488514who reads the last rights? I watched this the other day. Verner Herzog BROKE a man by asking him about sqvirrlz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRC1fkPoa8o
Drinking red wine is the cheapest option to getting drunk but it makes me shit my guts out over and over again after the 4th glass, metalbros, how do I cure this?
>>122488687Just sip.
>>122488687I've only ever regularly drank beer enough to get a gauge on the money I spent, is it really that much more? I was never much of a wine guy, and rarely ever spent money on hard liquor, even then it was usually pre-mixed tall cans of shit.I've also been sober for a handful of years, not because I had a problem or anything, but just health related shit put it on pause and I just haven't gotten much better lol. Nothing would go better after cutting the lawn than a cold lemon sour, but my stomach would hate me for it.
>>122488514I don't remember last time I listened to DM. It's all just BM now. Once BM really fucking clicks there's no turning back. It's over.
>>122488687listen to more Cradle of Filth
>>122488726>I just haven't gotten much better lol.Bummer. Anyway here a regular beer barely costs less than 0.7l of some shitty bottled red wine. You do the math.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2Kk0kbeTeE
12 million viewskys
>>122488905yuros love powerslop
>>122480313
Power Metal Hoosierhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zpntgsb6pg
>45 minutes since the last real post not made by me>peak hours on a sundayMetal is dead.
>>122489265
>>122489265>>peak hours on a sundayMill is always dead on sundays, my Tyrant.
>>122487883autistic prog thrash reigns supreme.
awoohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RprdH-T_g8A
>>122487883this is well composed
>>122487883I love this lil nigga like you wouldnt believe
>>122487883Black Metal peaked here and it was all down hill from there.
i have not been on this general for over a year now, has anything funny happened? whats your aoty for 2023? whats your aoty so far for this year?
>>122489912>whats your aoty for 2023?latest clandestine blaze was nice
>>122489912Bongman sings
>>122489912>has anything funny happened?Lots of schizo meltdowns but those are the norm
>>122489912>whats your aoty for 2023?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C1gMR6XxpA
>>122490015goat
>>122489968found it, damn hes not bad>>122490004which was the best
nonsensical silly black metal
>>122490015Album of the Millennium, more like
I love this band.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWXS8zLeJ1o
even in porn BM is a joke
>>122490419kek
>>122490419What about that one Asian porn whore?
>>122490119Most recent one was doom metal guy spamming youtube links because someone didn't agree with him, that was funny.
>>122487801He used to be cool and trve to the scene but has been cashing out the project for well over a decade now and doing his best to try and "sellout", but it seems to be going poorly as is to be expected with an underground black metal band. His latest endeavor seems to be shilling out AI art.
>>122490419And which group of people manufacture professional pornography anon?
>>122488687White wine is typically stronger anon
I'm looking for an album with a 10 headed beast on a cave, also remember it was red cover art
This isn’t as good as people make it out to be
Sup nigs
>>122491073Howdy fellow White Neighborhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CJdk-UZjAE&ab_channel=CenturyMediaRecords
>>122488878Mumford and Sons were more like very early '10s weren't they?
>>1224910882010 on the dot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOnqgxaZ6kc
>>122490632Rae Lil Black? I bought a Mayhem shirt because of her. Wouldn't have considered it otherwise
>>122490015>Gold mit uns"Gott mit uns" was the battlecry of the German armies for a century.I wish I could understand the lyrics to figure out if they're saying that Jews worship and fight for money, or if society in general has become hyper-materialistic and basically worships money.I suspect this album actually has a lot to say but it's impossible to make out what the lyrics are
any PxDx bumpers
>>122491259You bought a shirt cuz of some hoe? Gay anon gay
>>122491625Yeah
>>122491006This almost rings a bell for me. Is it a hydra or a chimera of sorts? Is it perhaps like an old school painting?
>>122491014Some albums have historical clout, that's one of them. But it's still pretty good
>>122488687Who else fucks
>>122491709Paracletus
DEAD MEMORIES IN MY HEEEEEAAAAAARRTT
>pull up at a gas station at midnight>get out of car>some random slav yells out "ABOUT THE FUCKING TIME!">lol_wut.jpg>look towards his way>"Oh shit no, a thousand sorries you are not who I wait for... BLYAT!">he stumbles off>go inside, grab some muchies, pay for gas, come back out>slavfag still out there>notice he has a Blizzard of Oz shirt on I didn't recognize at first>"Cool Ozzy shirt, bro">"AUSSIE FOOTY SUCKS YOU QUEER ASSHOLE NOW LEAVE ME!">spits at megood talk
Holy fuck
>>122491782I tried listening to this once not that long ago and thought it was crap, but I didn't give it much of a chance. I'm gonna give it another go, wish me luck.
i like this https://youtu.be/2KpldlQTY1E?si=8FECHPo6xH10-jWngive me some more black metal you think i would like
Kreator are actually good shit
>>122491833>UNDER THE GUILLOTINE
>>122490419shalom
>>122491827>give me more bm I may like>VothanaCan't help ya bud.
>>122491833For me, it's Terrible Certainty.
>>122488514Seethe, bm reigns supreme
>Pleasure to Kill+Flag of Hate>Terrible Certainty+Out of the DarkFffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkk offfffffffffffffff
>>122491773fugg anon don't remind me
>FRANTIC TICK TICK TICK TOCK>HEAVIEST BREAKDOWN EVER RECORDED How did they do it?
>>122491904St. Anger is a masterpiece from start to finish and one of the biggest pleb filters of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsN5CJytQ8A
>>122491916It is its own thing, at first i was like nah but then hell yeah
for me, it's their best album
>>122491916>>122491938
>>122491904KEEEEEEEEEEEP SEAAAARCHIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNKEEEP ON SEARCHIIAIAAAANNNN
mald cope seethinator
>>122492097one of the shittiest meme bands ever to existI can just click 2x speed on YouTube if I want to hear something go sanic speed
AS I CLOSE MY EYESI FEEL IT ALL SLIPPING AWAY(I CAN'T TOUCH YOU) WE ALL GOT LEFT BEHINDWE LET IT ALL SLIP AWAY(I IGNORE YOU)AS I CLOSE MY EYESI FEEL IT ALL SLIPPING AWAY(I CAN'T TOUCH YOU) WE ALL GOT LEFT BEHINDWE LET IT ALL SLIP AWAY
>>122492128filtered
>>122492097they actually write songs unlike a lot of tech bands. but the vocalist is overrated imo. sure he's fast but the growls sound weak also he wears flatbrims on stage!
>>122492204>flatbrimsWhat a canoe!
>>122492204>flatbrimsMegabased!
>>122492128hehey look who malded, coped, and seethed
>>122492241>canoeA forced yet rather amusing meme.
>>122492299Not really forced, just a j-dawg mannerism that caught on
>>122492314I wouldn't know, I've probably watched all of 5 seconds of the 'Dawg
>>122492337He did a really good interview with the vocalist from Dismember recently
>>122489912>aoty for 2023?
>>122490401good album
>>122492477Idfc
>>122487883real NWOBHM hours
Symbolic is a post-hardcore/emo album, it's similar to Rites of Spring
>>122492573Rude
>>122492598Symbolic is probably the most overrated dm album ever. It's not even close to being Death's best.
Are there any tracks which will make me feel like I'm being questioned by a Nazi interrogator? I want the full ASMR experience.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vJsICuJRRZM
>>122492695Der Stürmer - Adolf Der Grosse
>>122492664"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene.
>>122492705I think I am gay for German men.
Guy Picciotto about the Emotional Hardcore Scene gathering in Washington, D.C.(direct quotation):
FysgfhagdhaushrsjyfgdjsekcsjvddhkvsydbDEATHISYOURSAVIOURRRRRR
>>122492762coping
>>122489847I used to work with a guy who did guest vox on one of the hell albums. He was pretty talented
>>122492824kek
>>122488156there are like a thousand bands named aborrent or abhorrence and it's really hard to keep track
>>122492891
>>122488170First for darkness and depression
>>122492950Kvarforth is a such a pussy lmao
>>122491827
chiming in with my favorite abhorrent/abhorrence
Post songs/albums that make you lose your shit
Another midnight breakfast, another 3/4 pounds of bacon and 6 eggs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYD83nCDxmY
>>122492990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO2V6tFR9pE&ab_channel=Speedtrap-Topic
>>122493005Based keto chad
>>122492990>make you lose your shitSo you instantly shoot out poops while listening to Sharted for Mankringe, grandpa?
>>122493005based fukken Jornhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k4rdVjIO7A&ab_channel=AlessandroRossi
>>122493046I LOVE the way eggs lead me to feel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv82_BvKjw0
>>122492990https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QhbfhhKGfg&ab_channel=Bathory
Average batlord tourist fanboys be like
>>122493146too much of a chad for vidya gaymes
>>122493166Such a fine twink
>>122493166hair on the tummy EW FUCKING EW
>>122493187it's called a happy trail, faggot
>>122493194nothing happy about it also im straight
DINOSAURS ARE MY BEST FRIENDSTHROUGH THICK AND THIN TO THE VERY END
>>122493187I have hair exactly like that. The only difference is I have a number of circular scars in that area from the cystic zits that have spawned and healed as a result of leaving my cum on my chest after I masturbate. The band of my boxers squeezes the raw cum in to my pores.
>>122493213https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaCv761Bgis
>>122493179He purses his lips like Tobias Sammet.
>>122493213average archspire hater
We're so fucking lucky that Kultur exists.
>>122487883actually kinda good
>>122492990TO HIERON
>>122488083Enslaved were always boring tards obsessed with power chords, there's nothing "progressive" about them, only a slightly better version of Bathory. Only their first 2 are worth a damn.
>>122493243who's we? only u. stop advertising ur own shit and samefagging
>>122493268Shalom schizo
>>122493268based
>>122488083They've been like that since 2000 bro
for me dsbm and other "suicidal" metal doesn't hold a candle to shit like october tide and early katatonia
>>122493307Nyktalgia fucks them both sideways, although Katatonia is nice.
I think I'm gay for German men. I want to be tortured by Nazis.I'm listening to this and it's terrible so far:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX-24qClWRc&list=OLAK5uy_lNULSRN0le9UjQ4ffZUKdlHbBjSiEtaNQ&index=1
>>122493267they'll have like one really good song per album and the rest of their songs are just "ok"i remember Below the Lights being good but it had this same issue
>>122493314I mean I'll try it but damn they better have more than like 3 total riffs per 10 minute song
>>122493334she killed millions...
>>122493356No not a woman; I want a man; With a thick German accent.
>>122493353If you don't like repetitive stuff you won't like DSBM
>>122493363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_ZdA8aWWgg&ab_channel=RammWiki
>>122493391yeah I don'tit's like cheating. the same reason that tape music makes people feel emotional, lazy lazy lazy
Aussie accents are metal (as well as the sexiest)
>>122493407>the same reason that tape music makes people feel emotional,?
>>122493402Rammstein is more stupid than I thought.
>>122493416https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfwvj7DkPek
>>122493416Aussie accents are indeed metal, but Italian accents are the sexiest
>>122493421drowsy repetition is a cheap trick to make people sad. even if it does work I'd prefer to be sad thru a more diverse song
DSBM is only good because of the catharsis.
Hard German accent is the most metal accent.
>>122493442>cheap trickWeird choice of words.Repetition at midtempo melancholic riffs sets the atmosphere like nothing else. If you want diversity you can just listen to Rachmaninoffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyPDWagv1sE
i don't think all dsbm is necessarily really repetitive though. that gris album is structured enough even if people do call it what they call it
>>122493450DSBM is distorted circus music with gay yelping on top
>>122493503No wonder why I love it.
I just heard some really weird animal sounds outside and i dont know what that was
>>122493536It was me
>>122493536The burning eyes of the werewolf are behind you.
Grand Belial's Key
>>122493548how tf are you making these noises bro (crank it to 10)https://vocaroo.com/135dlPVhqckp
>>122493628Do you live in a swamp bro?
>be Mayhem>release 1 (one) EP>forever fail to release a studio album better than ithow?
What's some 100 IQ metal
>>122493697metalcorehttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nBlS0jtXkFS-K56imzcSvrlAneWQLFC08
>>122493691I'm listening to this for the first time. It's terrible and doesn't even sound norweigan (burzum-like).
>>122493662worse, Iowa
>>122493662Anywhere outside at night sounds like that. Way to out yourself as someone who never leaves their basement.
taking an actual paid IQ test for proof that I'm a genius so I can jerk off and sell my sperm to lesbiansmetal for this feel?
>>122493796Most intelligent bowel movements fan
>>122493817I fantasize about how in the future I will take an IQ test and I will get 150 and I will tell all the retards who have misunderstood me online they are stupid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TljXxso4Jq8
>>122493817couldn't you just pretend to be a university student and get their psychologist to do it that way? Save some money
>>122493847I only need 115>>122493860already a college graduate (albeit a worthless meme degree)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBAM1W3P9II&ab_channel=CannibalCorpse-Topic
Digging into early Mayhem demos tonight
>>122493284calling out faggotry is le jewish
I've always thought Mayhem fucking sucked. Burzum is only trve.
>>122493691>how?You lack intelligence to listen to anything beyond 3 chord "riffs" that's how you imbecilic faggot.De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas objectibely mogs and rapes deathcrush into dirt. Everything is better: the riffs, songwriting, vocals, sound, drumming, etc.Same goes for Esoteric Warfare, Daemon and Wolf's Lair Abyss. All shit over touristcrush.
>>122488878stomp clap hey is terrible, yet it's still better than all other pop music from at the time and since
>>122493919atilla sounds terrible
>>122493697>>122493817caveman riffs for this feel?
>>122491155>there's a runescape video for every single song in existence
>>122493970e-thots playing Runescape and getting more than from simps than from selling nudes will never not be funny
>>122493954https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsVs6sPYfaY
I have a gift for you fags: https://www [dot]mediafire[dot]com/file/b07zsh5n3aycyeq/Mayhem_%2528vomit_from_helvete%2529_%252811-86_rehearsal%2529[dot]zip/file
>>122493999>dolphin pornt-thanks
>>122493919Wrong, DMDS sucks
>>122494283No. You are just a faggot.
>>122494292DMDS enjoyers are the biggest faggots of all though, objectively. So try again sweetie.
Rec me some good driving music /meal/
>>122494318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKuuHfMx3CQ&ab_channel=JudasPriestVEVO
>>122494297>no u!I accept your concession, faggot.
>>122494318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUxhXUiZg2Y
>>122494355"no u" beats "uhhhhhhh ur gay!" any day, queerboy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYpH6q3OCvkAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>122494318https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCvRT2sy5FE
>ARE YOU ON THE SQUARE? >ARE YOU ON THE LEVEL? >ARE YOU READY TO SWEAR RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW>FOR THE DEVIL?
>>122494385>yfw ywn be a big tiddy lesbian college student having a sexy sleepover with your coedsmetal for this feel?
>>122494385>all that shit on the wallGod I love women so much.
>>122494362>still seething>still no uingBack to plebbit, fag.
>>122494448Pretty sure plebbit would fucking adore DMDS.
>>122494318
>>122494533No more than Deathcrush, reddit faggot
>>122494535OG metal waifu
>>122494540Fucking cope, one google search shows them all slurping up DMDS as an album that "changed their life".Think you might be more suited over there, pleb. Then you can circle jerk over your entry-level 6/10 album.
Blasphemer-era Mayhem reigns supreme.
Imagine being such a boring normalfag that an album put out by a bunch of edgy trust fund kids "changes your life"
>>122490015It's so funny, that this album is called Kultur. Nazis contrasted Aryan Zivilisation with (degenerate) Kultur.Like lmao, you don't even know basic things about the ideology you are endorsing.
>>122492494how the fuck anyone enjoyed that Corona Mortis album is beyond me, I was basically forgetting everything about it even while it was still playing
>>122494573Could be worse, imagine then shilling said album constantly on 4chan
>>122494558>google>redditLmfao. Stay there, plebbit faggot.
>>122494283Nope. It's cool as fuck and I enjoy it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3RfBqycTDg
https://youtu.be/D8ALJqA6CP8?si=HT_ocPms0vQBgwvF
>Deathcrush>DotBH>DMDSYup, that's all you need.
>>122494691Is this the Gotsu Totsu Kotsu bassist?
Post unintentionally redpilled songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVW5rjA5O7U&ab_channel=Gripen
>>122489093Nice. Respect to my Slovak brothers.
Varg is gay and has AIDS
>>122494908Correct
Marie Cachet has 5 6 black guys in her every night
>>122494960Correct
Listen to Dark Funeral
>>122493796>metal is basically sneeden up rockholy shit
Do you think there is natural opposition between trad Heavy metal like Iron Maiden and black metal?I was reading the lyrics of Maiden's Fear of the dark and it talks about this man walking alone being afraid of these bogeymen in the night etc. themesbut black metal, bands like Satanic Warmaster, they seem to Worship the dark, embrace it?so they are like polar opposite of each other? or am I missing something here?
when is the remix of Born Again due for?
>>122494599tracks 2-4 were goodim just happy you didn't trash talk me over the Ov Sulfur, Earthside or Worm
>>122495206I can't trash talk the kind of chad who has Scáth Na Déithe and Torture Rack on there. Both were on mine too.
Dm for being scorched under summer sun?
>>122495343Nile
>>122495343
Do you think there is natural opposition between trad Heavy metal like Iron Maiden and black metal?I was reading the lyrics of Maiden's Fear of the dark and it talks about this man walking alone being afraid of these evil bogeymen in the night etc. themesbut black metal, bands like Satanic Warmaster, they seem to Worship the dark, embrace it?so they are like polar opposite of each other? or am I missing something here ?
>>122495496We hate Sodomic Cocksucker here.
>>122495496what is "natural opposition" according to you?
kpoopsistas...
>>122487682What prompted the OP? did caverncorechads bully one of the bmcels too hard again?
>>122495602ULTRA BASED
>>122495602HEIL VIKERNES
>>122491709Yep, it's the 10 headed dragon from the apocalipse, but can't remember for shit what band it was
I'm out of money and I want to get drunk, I should rob a liquor storehttps://youtu.be/Mt4esvHuS_w?si=YBDeZF7qBXYY2Ueu
>>122495740Is it similar to this?
Or maybe other anon was right and it is paracletus?
>>122495786Yes, that's the red cover with a 10 headed beast on a cave. Thanks!
>>122494592>don't even know basic things about the ideology That's one of the things that makes pointing out "their" idiocy so fun and easy.
>>122495810glad to help out
>>122495833Shalom
>>122495740It has 7 heads and 10 horns"I stood on the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea. Het had seven heads and ten horns, and on his horns ten crowns, and on his heads the name of blasphemy"
JDAWG REPORTING IN.THALL WILL BE DETHRONED SOON ENOUGH.PUCKER UP, LADIES.
Thall abd djent never reigned
>>122496660>groove metal is supposed to make me do that>makes me do this instead
>>122495602correct
>>122492990especially the outrohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xDUqYJ97xw
>PUSSY TIGHT>TONIGHT
>wonder why my alfredo sauce chicken meal tastes fluffy and gay instead of hardy and robust >the chicken is actually tofucold blooded murders have been committed for less evilsmetal for this feel?
>>122497007Carnivore
fukc you mods
>>122497062I love Big Pete and those other Brooklyn boyz, but no, not even Carnivore will help me this timeI need slow roasted Mammoth thigh caveman riffs
>>122497106Blasphamagoatachrist?
>>122497007Tofu is better than chicken on every level
>>122495602>GaeulêanPerspectiveWould Varg condone this?
>>122497350Why do they always look like they have to think way too hard about their next dance move
>new Spectral Wound soonBlack metal is saved.
>>122497424>>122497424>>122497424NEW
what is the gayest metal song you know
>>122487883>>122487939>>122487941>>122487987>>122491833>>122492990Best blastings of the threadAlso mods are gay
