Burzjeans editionold >>122487682faq https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
BLASTS Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene blasting in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "blastists", they were anti-schizospam, they were pro-blastposting, we cultivated this
>>122497443
>>122497459anything by kaevum
>>122497448Kek
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
What is the best album they're helped to release
>>122497614Patriotism is hella cringe and chuddish.
>>122497424>You know, bands like BATHORY, you know, Venom, early Kiss, you know... even AC/DC, Motorhead, you know, and uh, and, you know... Bathory. Did I say Ba-Ba-Bathory?>>No, you said->Well, Bathory, you know... the list goes on and on.https://youtu.be/iHZgox-CYk0?t=73
>>122497463Correct.No gore trash will be posted in my general.
>>122497657Based. Bathory is the alpha and omega of extreme metal.
>>122497629>t. Squatter
>>122497784>t.ourist
Finna attend the last sum 41 tour with my brosRock on \m/
HELLYEAH STAMPEDE
>>122497448
oh boy
>Body Count is not on MAcmon now
>>122497784who is the beta of metal?
>>122497424Do you think Varg would let his oldest son marry on of them?
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
Guys, I have a confession.. I'm black
>>122498233No.
>>122498137oh boy
New Alcest is like a 6/10
>>122498315Now rate Neige sis :3
>>122498345Bottom left
>>122498294Not even the halfling?
>>122498137>BRRRRAAAAP
What do we think of LOVEBITES from Tokyo, Japan?
>>122498375Varg wouldn't allow it, no.
>>122498387I'm sure they have hot Jap chicks, but are they actually good or no?
>>122498404But Marie also has mongoloid DNA, just look at her eyes
>>122498233Vargs son likes cooking. He is probably a gay.
>>122498436All I see are blue eyes, blond hair and typical (native (European)) French phenotype
>>122498387Why do you keep asking this question?
BEAT ME BACK BUT I'LL KEEP ON CLIMBING
>>122498455>cooking healthy food is... le gay!>but eating sòyslop is just fine!Stop lying manlet homo.
>>122498464Looks like a fat egghead
>>122498464>>122498482Least beautiful Norsk woman saar
>>122498481The son is a fatass. He just loves to stuff his whoreson mouth with greasy garbage.
>>122498312SIZE O THEM BASTARDS
>nordic-european tradwivesAre loved and respected here.
>>122498455picrel is probably a gay too then
>>122498511That guy takes it up the ass 100%
kvlt as fuck interviews onlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0saLvPNa4ZA
>>122498464Paint on some eyebrows you stupid bitch
>>122498631That crack up at 3:17 gets me everytime
>>122497448https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri8qdaoXORkKEINE RUHE FÜR DIE MÖRDER KEINE RUHE FÜR DIE MÖRDER KEINE RUHE FÜR DIE MÖRDER KEINE RUHE FÜR DIE MÖRDER KEINE RUHE FÜR DIE MÖRDER KEINE RUHE FÜR DIE MÖRDER KEINE RUHE FÜR DIE MÖRDER KEINE RUHE FÜR DIE MÖRDER
Reverend Bizarre
DEMONAWAKENING EVILDEMONTHE ANGEL OF DEATH IS NIGH
HEIL KAEVUM
recs for angry/pissed off-sounding bm?
>>122498788Sacred digits confirm it.
>>122498833Black Witchery
>>122498833Dark Funeral - Attera Totus Sanctus
Candlemass - Ancient Dreams
>>122498833JESUSFUCKINGCHRISTBASTARDSONOFTHEJEWISHWHOOOOOREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNzibBox3xM
>>122497448Gee Billy how come your mom let's you larp as vikings...Feel free to tell me what I think about it after all those years.
If an album doesn't sound good within the first few seconds, into the trash it goes.
Satan wasn’t offending enough people so National Socialism had to step in.
>Satan wasn’t offending enough people so National Socialism had to step in.
ARTIST: DEVOURMENTALBUM: MOLESTING THE DECAPITATEDSONG: CHOKING ON BILE>FUCK THE NEWLY DECEASED>I NEED THE ONES THAT BEEN DEAD FOR TEN WEEKS
>>122498973why are you collecting pictures of me?
>>122498315Pretty much, probably his worst album other than Shelter. Still not terrible.>>122498345He's hit the wall
you people are retarded
>>122498233Only the retarded catwoman>>122498345He looks like Brianna Wu here
>>122498137I was under the impression this band was more interesting. Three tracks in and the only memorable thing for me was 1 riff that was probably stolen from Funeral Mist, the rest is Dissection aping with extra fluff. Are the other albums any better? Also the drumming is horrid, but hes using a drum machine so I guess it makes sense.
Misfits - Famous monsters
Inquisition
>>122499064>Brianna WuYou just made me remember Revolution 60 and fuck you for that.
>>122499074>but hes using a drum machineI didn't think he's used a drum machine on any release
might as well let machines take over since they are better than us
>>122499074I enjoyed "the dreaming I" when it released, haven't listened in a while and didn't care for the new stuff. This new one is weird, takes forever at times to get to the point and the point often isn't impactful enough to be a satisfying pay-off while simultaneously blasting full throttle
Destroyer 666
Split coil / single coils are way better for black metalTone's more bitey
>>1224988331349 - Hellfire
have a nice day metalheads
>>122499274Not really a metalhead anymore but still a good day to you.
>>122499147Love aussie metal, mehttps://youtu.be/CnB3plYSFEk?si=_Ucm6oBbimFXPvfP
>>122499381why not anymore ?
>>122499417i just lost interest, shit happens.
>>122499201Your mom can get a bitey from this here dick
I am listening to Opeth.
>>122498833doesn't get angrier than damaar, dark tribe or adorior
I am listening to blackened death metal of my own design
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFVuxWnaVqc&pp=ygUabWV4aWNhbiBjb2tlIHdoaXRlIHBhbnRlcmE%3D
>>122499381ok but then what are you doing here if you hate metal now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLrLtrrZM68&pp=ygUbc3BlY3RyYWwgd291bmQgYXJpc3RvY3JhdGlj>new Spectral Wound>it fucking sucks absolute assWhat the fuck are those Canuck WHORESONS smoking? This sounds like evil The Offspring
>>122499572my condolences
>>122499760>you hate metal nownah no such thing.
Is there any Satan-themed grind?>hard mode: no war metal
>>122499835ACxDC
>>122499783>One of the songs is titled "Aristocratic Suicidal Black Metal"kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkacPGWfug4&pp=ygUSZnVsY2kgcm90dGVuIGFwcGxl>that intro
atmoshit kinda lithttps://voca.ro/1fditltQEtIe
>>122499835https://youtu.be/isHZ0irKbfk?si=PAlvlzXBNKYJOONb
>>122497442achievable natty?
>>122500000wasted
>>122498866>>122499621NBM(Not Black Metal).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3ym8dz1X-g
>>122497657>BATHORYeven just saying that feels powerful
>>BATHORY>even just saying that feels powerful
>tfw I'm in heat againCan't stop jerking off to mature bitches with huge sagging cowtitsI really need to fuck someone like this broshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dORYI3aPSrI&pp=ygUWbWlkbmlnaHQgYml0Y2ggbW9uZ3JlbA%3D%3D
Abbath:>There wasn't a black metal scene or anything. Black Metal was the name of a Venom track from 1982. We couldn't call the music anything other than black metal. Before that, Bathory and all those bands were just called death metal.>BathoryNBM.
>new at the job>dresscode = grotesque metal shirts>somehow a normalfag nice trained plump ass qt starts flirting with me>oneinamillionchance.jpgTHIS BITCH IN FOR A RIDE
>>122498274
>>122500551if you are a MAN, yes
>>122498274Have you tried not being that way? Hope this helps
>>122500760dis nigga working minimum wage lmao
WODOS just typing that feels powerful WODOS
>>122498963I can’t believe we live in a time where an Austrian man with a funny mustache is scarier to the hoi polloi than the Prince of Darkness himself.
>>122500872I work for a government agency, darkie
>>122500993>government agency>metal T-shirt dress codeSub-Sahara Africa confirmed
>>122500993Is that what they consider walmarts now?
Yejibros do you own any cassettes?
>>122501191
Post prog for metalheads>btw I made this exact post over 7 years ago>>>72648024
>>122501191Not any metal ones, but yes. Unless you count dungeon synth as metal-adjacent.
Why the fuck would anyone listen to something on cassette as opposed to CD or vinyl
https://orgoneus.bandcamp.com/track/trawling-the-depthsorgone's back after 14 years baby
>>122501400cyberpunk vibes
>>122501305Grim
>>122501434
Spado, ascetic, it's easyto sermonize in jealousy
What was the point of them pretending to be from China
Obscure blasts
/kpg/ here, why you got our girls NewJeans in the OP?
>>122501553Autism, it explains everything here.
>>122501553Because the german guy that avatar-fags as kpop-girls and likes to instigate flame-wars and is here 24/7 made it
Just realized that literally every band Hannes Grossmann is in is Hector-core
Humiliation Ritualhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CucHq0Ih9Os
>>122498833Kultur
>>122497448https://youtu.be/5WKg-sVamqg?si=df-zSZRTqYvCTv-O
'bout to go down the rabbit hole>https://rateyourmusic.com/charts/top/album/all-time/g:kawaii%2dmetal/
What’s the consensus on this album?
>>122501935cover looks very gay
>>122501997Queen album covers are very hetero
How did they do it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBt3o9FwXdE
Ghost made him a multi-millionaire but he can't be fucked to do another DM album
>>122501935technically impressive but has zero replay value
love me some a
>>122501538
Big booty riffs
Metal for fly eggs?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33gtEy6M2UQI left my chili out, as I do, to cool it down before putting it in the fridge. There are flies about. I come to mix up the chili, to distribute the heat, and I see a white bit that looks like a crumb of bread. I take it out, and look at it closely. It was a clump of fucking fly eggs. I'm not shitting you.
>>122502375I fucking hate bugs so goddamn much
>>122502375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caObFZhzoG8
>>122497424Big fucking ups to Belushi Speed Ball and Murdersome, just left their show in Richmond, 10/10
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LrVESBrZZz4
>>122502771>>122503125>>122503260Moar
>>122503600He's very super metal
>>122503715So you admit you don't even like metal. Why are you here?
>>122503925i dont know what you're reading but it didnt say anything like that there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pZWXK-c-m0
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1719294827977387.webm
>>122497448DIE FROST VOLKER
Dead general
>>122504217Fuck off and get a life retard
>>122504607shush stop being so mean already I dont know what to post either like all of you who do NOTHING and i was going to bed anyway good night
>>122498147All death metal
Haven't kept up-to-date with releases in the last few months. What are some of the best death metal albums release since March-ish
>>122500676>There wasn't a black metal scene or anythingOf course he would say that. Because they weren't a part of it. But those early albums of theirs' sure do riff hard.
Zebrahead clipped and compressed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00plOKCRc4I
>>122504700not metal
>>122504771You're right. Zebrahead isn't even on MA.
>>122504666checked and we got:new Skeletal RemainsUnaussprechlichen KultenUlcerate if you're into thatthe new Vale of Pnath was cool if you're into blackened tech death
>>122504666and the new Contaminated was ok
This first track is unbelievable.
I think we can all agree that Paracletus is Deathspell Omega's magnum opus and honestly their only good album
>>122505356Maybe if you just got out of metalcore
>>122505356Paracletus is just my favourite album.
>>122505356Si Monumentum has their best song
>>122505356I'll agree that it was their first good album.
>>122504211Based pizza enjoyer
>>122505414Sola Fide I or Jubilate Deo?No other answer is valid.
>>122505356https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=xV30kee7AOg
>>122505248Someone must ask what album I was talking about.
>>122505494no I don't care
>>122492885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRxTnaFASUUIs this OP
>>122505494No, I just assume you are talking about EMF and are currently wearing a rainbow colored nylon tracksuit and are doing vernisace moves accompanied by constant chewing of a nonexistent gum.
>>122500876really makes you think
>>122501400or better yet, digitally.
Why did RYM remove the derpessive tag on Kultur when it definitely has depressive BM in it
>>122505707Why are you this autistically obsessed with one album?
>>122505684MC tards in 2024 are buckbroken - it's premium prices for the outdated dirt cheap solution.
>>122505711Except I'm not, schizo.
>>122505444Carnal Malefactor
>>122505707They heard the part where the vocals go moo-moo-moo laughed their asses off so hard that they had to remove it.
How important are lyrics in metal?
>>122505771not very, the only important lyrics are on AxCx releases
>>122505638What's EMF?
pessimist metal
how does listening to metal make you feel better?
>>122505874catharsis
>>122505874It evokes emotion same as other music.how does listening to music make you feel better?
>>122505990it releases the feel good chemicals in your brain
Solitude Aeturnus
>>122505707There is 0 depressive elements to it what
>>122506124what about them
>>122506590I love them.
>>122504666cofffins, crypt sermon, severe torture, gorgasm
>>122505840Shitty 90s one hit wonder
>>122506597i see
>>122506314Then you haven't listened to it.Everything from vocals and a lot of the riffs are depressive. The last riff on Pan for example. Vocals are explicitly sorrowful. Lyrics probably express melancholy and hopelessness(along with anger and other things but that's just a part of it) judging from titles as well. It is part DSBM for sure.
The news are true. I died.t. Varg
Every time I want to listen to death metal I just end up putting on some funk or r&b.
>>122506785I was going to link the thread but I didn't.
i gave Kultur a listen, it's a ok. It's good to hear black metal that isn't atmospheric but there are a lot better new black band artists and the vocals are kinda retarded. Based drumming tho and mediocre riffs. if it did have the trad wife cover i doubt it would be as popular.
this is much better newer black metal, but you guys wont care because the cover isn't baiting you into identifying with ithttps://shoresofladon.bandcamp.com/album/witterung
>122506850>mediocre riffsAny forthcoming post discarded as if it wasn't already discarded.
>>122506886that rock n roll break down on Goyim Blood with the laughing was so awful bro. En Shekel For Vår Skjebne was a cool song tho
>>122506850Yupp, it's pretty mid. Probably would regard it a bit higher than I do if it wasn't shilled with the most outlandish claims all the time.
>>122506886Retarded chud
Shaxul DsO is great 2nd wave worship. Better than many of the classic bands.
>>122506927I'm in the same boat. I can't evengive it a fair relisten due to the fact I've internalised it as a fucking meme.
>>122506850Try Natur, it's better.
https://voca.ro/11SK1kow3xcJ
>>122507044How about YOU try not being a bigot?
>>122507034Usually I rarely care, I can also give heckycore a chance but something about the kulturshilling wraps my head in tinfoil: Maybe it's just autism, maybe some 4d chess character assination of the band, maybe the album got funded by the jidf to trace distrochains and put you on a list if you buy it. Endless possibilities ;^)
>>122507094I've learned from various meal shitpost floodings that it is almost always way less than you think. It's often one, or two, very dedicated schizos, sometimes with more than one schtick.
>>122507044I've already heard it. I had a similar ambivalent reaction
>>122507153That's completely right, but way less fun.
>>122507158You really are unsalvageable
>>122507199listen to Angantyr
>>122507199listen to Avantasia
>>122507268I have they're "okay" at best. Just very samey.
>>122507395omg you are so unsalvageable for only mildly enjoying a band I like ahhhhh im literally losing my mind right now noooooooooooo
>>122507423how are you somehow worse than the actual real trad doom
>>122507044>7/10 album is better than 10/10KEK what a stupid faggot
Kaevvm - Kvltvr
>>122507560>7/10 album is better than 5/10FTFY
>>122507584Kek still what a stupid faggot
>>122507592my condolences
Natur ))<>(( Kultur
>>122507602Kek even now what a stupid faggot
Ultra based Varg
>>122497977Based Vaderbro
>>122507560>>122507584>>122507592>>122507602BMfags really can't help themselves throw hissy fits over bandcamp-core shite that like maybe 10 people collectively care aboutMaybe if you retards actually picked up instruments and tried writing music, you'd realise how embarassingly amateur and worthless the trite you're obsessed with is
>>122507830>BMfags really can't help themselves throw hissy fits over bandcamp-core shite that like maybe 10 people collectively care about>Maybe if you retards actually picked up instruments and tried writing music, you'd realise how embarassingly amateur and worthless the trite you're obsessed with isGEEEEEEEEGGG BMSISSIES REALLY DO BE LIKE THAT
>>122507830>bandcamp-coreGood luck finding Kaevum on bandcamp.
GHOULS
>>122507964ATTACK THE CHURCH
>>122501935i just find so many meshuggah riffs boring and empty feeling. 'I' is probably the only song of theirs (that I can think of) that actually feels heavy and riffy.reminds me of dream theater in a sense where i know it's kind of technical and cool but otherwise just makes me wanting something better.
>>122507979CRUSH
>>122507964Ghoules you say?https://youtu.be/JOR0EWBU1X4?si=3papbZALhLCqNHJF
>>122507830I am currently reading book for counterpoint, I have written dozens of metal tracks for several bands, I play guitar, piano and I have the superior taste here.Morbid Angel is for faggots. Kaevum reigns supreme.
>>122508007literal god
>>122508007>I have written dozens of metal tracks for several bandsPost one.
>>122508007Wtf so based.
>>122508027>dox yourselfNo.
Morbid Angel reigns supreme.
>>122508007Correct.
>>122508032A likely story. You've probably achieved even less than the avantasia fag.
>>122508007HEIL KAEVUM
>>122508053>please dox yourself i'm begging you!
>>122508065Keep coping, it's not like people post their music on /mu/ without getting "le doxxed" you're so afraid of. You could even upload it to vocaroo or some other site so unless someone recognises it (they won't) they won't even know the band (and if they did know it then OH NO THEY KNOW YOUR NAME ALREADY OMG!!!!!).Yet mysteriously your claims of being a metal god will have absolutely no factual basis, as usual.
>>122508007Savior of /metal/
>>122508077>PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE DOX YOURSELF PLEASEnope
Can anyone find me this dm album, it has some prominent musicians on it i think. I think the name includes 'torso' or 'rotten' or something. The cover has some yellow looking zombie on a green background, he is tided to a stick or something and there are leves around
>>122508082Post a single unidentifiable riff you've just written on vocaroo then. Quite literally impossible to have people discover your name then (despite the fact it's already out there if you are indeed such a maestro of many projects)
>>122507988Many meshuggah riffs are just single notes and power chords in weird time signatures with the occasional bend and disharmonic high not strewn in between. The machine like counting accuracy and endurance are impressive but for my taste it's better used sparingly than as the main attraction.
>>122508108There is absolutely no reason for me to post it here.
>>122508115>it's better used sparingly than as the main attraction.I like it from time to time, sometimes you just want peak "mechanical" musicianship, but it doesn't half drag for the full length of an album. Once it passes 30 minutes it's really showed you all it has to show, if it hasn't spent its load way sooner.
>>122508126Can't post what doesn't exist, I guess.
>>122508142>uhh just dox yourself or you can't "prove" yourself to melol still nope.
Based kulturchads owning incels every time.
>>122497424GOATed album coming through
>>122508162Not metal. >>>/lgbt/
>>122508148Did you miss the part where i gave you a doxless alternative?
>>122507830>simple = badbeginner mistake
>>122508173>doxless alternativeDoesn't exist. So when will you stop begging? lol
>>122508162man i remember buying the Unsilent Death hoodie in 2010 when the album dropped and wearing it everywhere along with the long sleeves. kind of funny how popular they ended up becoming, my favorite album by them.
Ive never listened to Alcest
When did you realize KD and MF were peak of metal?
>>122508260i've never made it through an entire cannibal corpse album
>>122508260>>122508267All this plus I've never listened to the big 4 of thrash except Slayer in my 2 decades of being a metalhead.
>>122508282>>122508267Metallica yes but was so so about it, Megadeath was megaboring and Slayer is fine. Anthrax I do not give a shit about
Do you like Manilla Road?
I prefer German Thrash without even listening to American (pop) Thrash in my life. Same for DM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFQK-leniiUHUANGDI!BEHOLD THE PRICE OF IMMORTALITY
>>122508331Yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0GZqWgsHHs&ab_channel=ManillaRoadOfficial
>>122508007YWNBH
Satanic Warmaster.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsQgaWfOpXs
>>122508356That's a good songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEsijrSzFhY
>>122508183Fuck off already hector
>>122508419Schizophrenic begger has lost xir mind. Hector already posted his "music" also, newfag.
>>122508260i downloaded a rip of their CD online back in early 2010s and 3x a song they had "ARRRRR AND REMEMBER, PIRACY IS A CRIME"so good
>Riverside, Indukti and Division by Zero DON'T have the same vocalistWhy do Polish singers all sound the same?
>>122508090anyone?
>>122508479oh, Mariusz Duda of Riverside IS the vocalist on S.U.S.A.R.
>>122508090
Kaevum is the elite.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5uiM5GkXJI
>>122508567>>122508567>>122508567NEVVarg
>>122507830If it's not amateur, it ain't metal.
>>122508457>In my mind it was real
>>122497977>>122498312>>122508162Best blastings of the thread
>>122508465Probably the only good part about that rip
>>122507680I still haven't read the last two. The first two made for good reads.
