Burz-Education edition.Varg Vikernes about his education (direct quotation):>did you know that I am, along with my brother, the only norwegian child ever, to go to public Iraqi schoolEducational FAQ: https://burzum.org/eng/news.shtml
Det Som Engang Varg: >>122634786
>>122644675>and destruction upon the redditor>who hails a cuck
BLASTING
>>122644710FUCKING BLASTING
A project featuring Trey, Varg, Brian Eno.
Filosofem is more effective than ambien
Solitude Aeturnus
>>122644710BLAST OF THE WEEK: https://youtu.be/IED_S7rEFos?t=414YOU SPEW-OUT THE SOUR SECRETIONSKEEP IT FOR ME TO DIGEST.THROWING-UP YOUR STOMACH LININGAUTODIGEST YOUR GREASY INTESTINESROTTING AWAY INTERNALLYPRODUCING INFERNAL FERMENTATIONBLEEDING THROUGH YOUR NOSE AND MOUTHREGURGITATE VOMITUS GORE
The Mechanix (No life til leather) > The four horsemen (Kill em all) > mechanix (kimb)Simple as
you enjoy posting the same shit over again?
>>122644823are you ever going to post images of these bands/albums instead of just typing them out you autistic faggot
>>122644835tsmt
>>122644854Correct.
Do you fucking loser ever sleep?
>>122644869thanks for the recognition
Immolation - Here in After
>>122644941>Here in Afterwhat the fuck does this even mean
>>122644906>Do you fucking loser ever sleep?do you ever stop scooping handfuls of rancid curry and flakes of your own shit into your disgusting hindugger jaw you fucking pajeet
my grandma can come up with better metal than you
>>122644971Holy shit the hue is seeking kek
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>122645009I fucked her
>>122645039youre late faggot
Does Varg lurk this general?
>>122645071
>>122644710I think Ive come to like the plastic drums
>>122644831eternal suffering is top tier bdm
>>122645157here
>look at that weirdo over there listening to metal
>>122645134what metal does she listen to?
>>122645134its the stubble and unibrow for me
>>122644831all this bdm is driving you crazy
>>122645180judging by the posters, glam and black
>>122645180>she
>>122645201We respect pronouns here.
claim a suffocation songthrones of blood
>>122645180>shewell "she" has a neckbeard
>>122645214pierced from within
>>122645039Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>122645205This
>>122645205>>122645267so true xisters...
>>122645214Liege of Inveracity
does gay metal exist?
>>122645291its called nu metal
>>122644971whats worse?>everything I don’t like is a shitskinor >everything I don’t like is a tranny
>>122645291
>>122645309shitskinned tranny
>>122645291Gay = death metalTrans = black metal
>>122645291https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_metal
>>122645309I'd rather be brown than a tranny
>>122645291Judas Priest
>>122645291korn
>>122645291hector is working on that one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvQScbVNenwMILIARDY KŁÓW MASZ, WŚCIEKŁAZĘBAMI CHCESZ WYCIĄĆ NA RAZSTALOWE MURY I MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCA PRZEZNACZENIA TO NOC
>>122644675I miss thrash OP
Top 10 metal bands that are acutally good1-metallica2-megadeth3-thats it
>>122645214Infecting the crypts, the rest fucking SUUUUCKS brah brah
You guys think rob halford is a top or a bottom
>>122645428He’s absolutely switch
>>122645401i miss when /metal/ wasnt secretly controlled entirely by hector
>>122645463Mindbroken and mentally dominated.
>>122645401Cranking some Voivod rn :)
>>122645518hello hectormotorhead will never be black metal
>>122645214human waste
>>122644835Idk man hetfield’s demo vocals were rough. He was doing the worst King Diamond impression during those days, what we ended up with was 100x better. On the Power Metal demo his vocals were decent thoughI think the definitive version of the song is when they performed it in Toronto ‘86
>>122645537If Venom is """black metal""" then so is Motorhead.
>>122645614name a single motorhead song that mentions satan
>>122645614venom was never true black metal you fucking retardthe only thing they have in common with black metal is satanic lyrics and imagery
>>122644710
the hectarian sliding is happening again......
What's the first death metal album?
>>122645690theres no contest
>>122645690Seven Churches
>>122645700>>122645701Okay, now what's the first GOOD death metal album?
>>122645710Hasn't happened yet
Varg is a whoreson
>>122645710Leprosy
>>122645607yeah the vocals suck but mustaine's solo in the end was perfect
>>122645710
>>122645714Faggot
>>122645719Mustaine had the best solo of the options this is true, Kirk didn’t do anything of note until RTL he was just along for the ride in the first year after they kicked out Dave
>>122645214Catatonia
>>122645714Kek. this.
>>122645463>>122645518>>122645537>>122645614>>122645651>>122645667>>122645685kys hector
>>122645721For me, it's Mutilation.
>>122645793All me
Hector is a shared delusion.
>>122645463>>122645518>>122645537>>122645614>>122645651>>122645667>>122645685>>122645793>>122645814>>122645821hector > darkcuck > fagernes
Emperor and Deathspell Omega are the only good black metal bands.
>>122645854>no motorheadhecsister...
I am going to END Chris Barnes.
>>122645673The PEAK of metal
>>122645821This is what I've been saying.
>>122645710the correct answer is Onwards to Golgotha
>>122645651>lyrics = genreNGMI Iass.>>122645667>venom was never true black metalCorrect, neither was Bathory.
we used to call 'first wave' bands devil thrash
>>122645214Buddy Unholly
>>122644950After the fall
>>122645854Obtained Enslavement is better than both.
>>122645918>Correct, neither was Bathory.yes
>>122645939nobody believes this
>>122645924Now we just call them trash
Jesus Wept
>>122645939everybody believes this
>>122645951Venom isn't trash... trash is something that was once good
hector is kicking the samefagging to overdrive
Hector is unironically all of us and we are all ironically hector unironically
Hector is ironically none of us and we are all unironically hector ironically
>>122644710really good second wave worship
Deathspell Omega:Their newest seems like a really good idea, aesthetically, and hopefully someone with an understanding of melody will take that concept and frame from it a newer type of music. Thinking along the ideas of aesthetics allows some highly creative people to make something brilliant from what was once garbage; examples are all the bands inspired by Venom, which was garbage, who nonetheless made great music by trying to sound like Venom. Darkthrone, in cloning Bathory, came up with something new and better; Burzum was in part inspired by Von, which is trivial blather, but from the concept of simple undulating riffs dropped to the lee side of the initiatory beat of a cadence, in part made something great. I think Deathspell Omega will be the same way with their newest, which is aesthetically one of the most ambitious things to come out of black metal since 1997, but still lacks some of the compositional and intellectual depth and clarity that made, for example, Emperor's "In the Nightside Eclipse," Enslaved's "Vikinglgr Veldi" and Immortal's "Pure Holocaust" so distinctive and enduring.
>>122645071I don't *spits*
>>122646083>cadencewhy does Pozzak abuse this poor word so
>>122646083>intellectual depth and clarity >Imortal's "Pure HolocaustHAHAHAHHAHAHA, man whenever I need a good laugh the DMU crowd always provide ample jokes.
>2024>I am forgottenEXIT.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoqV-2MDmrY
Daily reminder that if you think being gay or trans is wrong you aren't trve and you should suck odin's cock and bend over for christ
>>122646414Mortician's Jannetty.
>>122646414Things that suck tend to be easily forgotten
>>122644675true or false??
>>122645710Abominations of Desolation
>>122646533I only listen to RABM. I always pay for my RABM albums, at least $10 a pop. If it isn't RABM, into the trash it goes.
>>122646590Trve and non-poseurish.
>>122646414based
>>122646418>if you think being gay or trans is wrong>then you aren't gayyour terms are acceptable
>>122646533if this is true, I gotta buy more black metal records
>>122646664Being false is EXTREMELY gay.
>>122646713there is nothing more false than pretending to be the false gender
>>122646735Being false is trve. Lies are satanic
>>122646742well then I guess we agree
>>122646735False gender is the one they transitioned away from
>>122646842nobody actually believes this
>>122646842everyone actually believes this
I just had a big meal and Im eepymetal for this feel?
>>122646842A statistically insignificant percentage of people believe this
PUNK ROCK REIGNS SUPREMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfY8YwyhSMY
>>122646948it was always an issue of self-expression and the personal freedom to be a degenerate pervert. Same as the "born this way" campaign that the gays went along with 50 years ago
>>122646948it was never an issue of self-expression and the personal freedom to be a degenerate pervert. the exact opposite of the "born this way" campaign that the gays went along with 50 years ago
Saw Sabbat todayIt was basedYes I saw his ugly old chink ass
like metalheads fighting herehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1720218504831874.webm
>>122647127>the exact opposite of the "born this way" campaign that the gays went along with 50 years ago
>>122646961just go and have a nice nap
>>122647184how many cocks did you suck?
>>122647030>t.ultra based, shitters are seething
>>122647030>>122647283Not metal. >>>/lgbt/
>>122647301Seethe, baby.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wbz0SMubXg
Stop posting fat women
>>122647382Not metal. >>>/lgbt/
keep posting fat women
>>122647382PLUMPY CUNT. GOTTA LOVE 'EM PORKY.
>>122647398>>122647411*heems you with riffs*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuHs_mhg9Nk
what do i have to do to become a true hectorian?I am already gay
>s(h)a(r)tanismNot metal
>>122647522unbelievably BASED
quick 'n' dirty cringe edit9
>>122647576hate it
I need more metal that sounds like THIS
LET'S ROCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibSkQIELfQc
>>122646961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfHhW3v1BIA
>>122647622Huff a tank of helium and do a basic impression of Mickey Mouse telling a ghost story
>>122647622the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWkMYO9V_-k
Haha le cat funneh
This is a KING generalThis is also a kot general
>>122647030>>122647283>>122647382>>122647448>>122647627slit your throat faggot
>>122647752Cuck Shitmouth is despised here.
>>122647706>>122647752>le reddit chungus 100 heckin chonkerkys
>>122647622New song from some King Diamond ripoffhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=dxCdDMsFoLk
King Diamond triggers numales
>>122647779Triggers them into defending him and supporting his godawful whoreson screeching.
>>122647765>getting mad at chubby blonde girls with huge booba>>122647772>getting mad at the greatest vocalist in metal>>122647775>getting mad at catsLet me guess, anime makes you mad too
>Tranime manchild enjoys King SoiscreechNo suprises here
>>122647798>faggot trys to force his reddit dogma and has a hissy fit when it gets rejectedleave the hall
Any Norwegian BM vocalist sounds way more soi than KD.
>>122647765This boy do be seething.BITCH MONGRELhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dORYI3aPSrI
>>122647842sigurd wongraven demolishes your entire point you autistic tranny
>release the best thrash song as a single>kill yourselfthis is true fucking metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syQlbI9QLEM
>>122647777That's already on the chart, and it's not anymore a ripoff than every band with death and black metal vocals are ripoffs of the first death and black metal bands
>>122647878Not really, no.
If I'm feeling doomy it's gottta be Pentagramhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCzYvhvqbOg
>>122647928for me, its candlemass
>>122647899Dead Heat mogs Pooper Trap
>sigurd wongravenActual transwoman.
Satyricon has generic goblin vocals
>>122647971>t.ranny
Shartpeereecum is the Mercyful Fate of black metal: Just a joke band with horrible vocals that you only listen to to laugh.
King Diamond is for real heavy metal chads with biceps and hairy chests. Black metal is for twinks and trannies
>>122648012>KDicksucker voices xheir opinionmy sides
>>122647928>>122647958For me, it's this
Do any neoclassical groove metal bands exist?
>King Diamond is for real heavy metal chads with biceps and hairy chests. Black metal is for twinks and trannies
>>122647971she actually passes really well O_O
>>122648031Black Pantera
Black metal is a freaking joke.
>>122648030the vnholy trinity ov doom metal
>>122648025How do you interpret that post as pro-King Diamond when it’s clearly shitting on his vocals? Are you brown or blind?
>AIslophave some self respect
>>122648045There are no white black metal fans.
>>122648056Brown it is.
>>122648056We don't tolerated that racist language around here. Stop it or face the consequences.
>>122648030Fuck Gaynt Shitus, what awful poopy garbage "music"
>L-look I'm saying the hecking n-word, I'm cool and edgy like Dimebag or idubbbz
>>122648079It's not an insult, it's simply a statement of a fact.
>>122648098nice selfie
>>122648100i accept your concession
>>122648122Go mow my lawn, Paquito.
King Diamond wins again.
>>122648128you say that like you dont pick more cotton than a fucking harvester
Jidf soldier reporting for dutyIs it time to post pictures of coloureds with burzum shirts?
>>122648175Nothing wrong with mocking swarthoids for having bad taste in music.
>>122647878Satyricon fuckin sucks
Finna heem pasty white elmers glue lookin niggas
"We make sure only the right people play blackmetal. Its not just some fashion that will go away. If they're not right, we'll use whatever means necessary to get them to stop devaluing blackmetal. It is our way of life."Fenriz
>>122647622Try this and also Portrait
Whats your favorite King Diamond Album (Mercyful Fate Included)? For me, its Conspiracy
>>122648231>didn't stop Satyr from playing BMso he wasn't that serious
>>122648231INHERENTLY.
>>122648231HAIL
>>122648231Söythrone were shitty trendhoppers since day one. Now ted and fenriz are the alternative lifestyle romantic life partner commandeers of a mob of ironic torch wielding söyboys who claim to be all about CULT, OLDSCHOOL METAL even though they only just discovered Agent Steel and Manilla Road in the last 5 yearsIt must suck only being remembered for Transilvanian Hunger and Under a Funeral Moon, which are just shitty imitations of BurzumSöyside Journey: generic Swedish style DM album #928192819A Blaze in the Söythern Sky: "now we're kvlt black metal because Euronymous said black metal is cool!!!! nevermind the songs are still basically death metal riff salads that happen to have some Mayhem ripoff riffs tossed in!"Under a Söyneral Moon: MUH ICY GUITAR. it's SUPPOSED to sound thin and weak! that's the point!Söysilvanian Hunger: wow, it's like Burzum, except without any of the dynamics or songwriting or interesting use of feedback and distortion! And the first pressing has a REALLY EDGY message in the liner notes haha but don't worry they weren't serious!!!!! they were kidding around!!! (Fenriz needs non-white people's money too!)Panzersöy: the "we're out of ideas" albumAll the pure BM albums after that are even more uninspired than the C-rate Darkthrone clones coming out around the same time like Craft and Katharsis.truly pathetic.Then they went comedy rock, and that's where they remain today.Fuck fenjizz. Fuck Cockturnal Culto. Fuck söythrone.
Thoughts?
>>122648233
>>122648290Ok but what does that have to do with onions
>>122648233Abigail was the second metal album I ever purchased and it's still one of my all time faves
>>122648316BASED
>>122648290based
>>122645291polyphia
Anyone here seen Goatwhore live? They're coming to my small town that rarely gets metal bands. I like em well enough to pay $25 to get drunk and thrash about if they' put on a good show..
>>122648233Melissa and/or Abigail, i like both of them.
>>122648310Sweet they un-broke up
>>122648387Yeah bitchin shows
>>122648433SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>122648403Nice. I can probably convince my friend to come out too. Shows alone aren't my favorite.
whats the best jute gyte album
>>122648387I was wondering same thing. They're coming to Pensacola, FL. I think I'll check em out
>>122648132wins at sucking cock
>>122648584if that's what you call your mom's enlarged clit, then sure
>>122648616youd know a lot about your mothers clit, you inbred cousin fucker
>>122648433remove the africans coward
seven churches > every death album
>>122648622Only what king diamond told me. He banged my mom too. But he said yours was a dirty whore who tongued his anus all night while he screamed out high pitched falsettos under a full moon
>>122648676True
>>122648686>king diamond is a submissive faggot who lets himself get dominated by womenchecks out
How come Death was never cancelled for this?
>>122648725>friendly fire will not be tolerated
>>122648710>virgin thinks putting a dirty whore in her place by making her tongue your anus like a nigger isn't an act of dominance
>>122648773correct, you are a low-test faggot and you need to slit your wrists asap
>>122644710Another round with this fantastic split, seriously one hell of a hidden gem I found. https://youtu.be/_ONZpPlhAQI?t=1007>>122648515Depends on what style you are looking for. Gun to my head.... probably Ship of Theseus.
Any of you guys planning on going to this? The lineup is pretty cool so far.
>>122648290all true
all false
>>122648840I still have my hair, so no.
>>122647030>rock>in metal general??
>>122648940>anon learns of mental retardation
Fuck it lets post breakcore
no
>>122648976no
Summer girl, lalala, lalalaSet me on fire, set me on fire, set me on fire, summer girl ooohhhhhhhhhhh
>why can’t we all just be nice to each other?-Varg Vikernes
>>122648825>correct, you are a low-test faggot and you need to slit your wrists asap
What age did you grow out of metal?
>>12264907620 minutes from now
It's actually not that bad
>>122649076When I died 9 years ago
>>122649167Get well soon Anon
I like spiritbox.
>>122648086faggot
Anybody know why this album was released March 1st but can't be found on youtube or spotify?
>>122648840>be a newer band looking to promote>use unreadable scribble logothey will never learn
Favorite Obituary album that's not one of their first 3?
Any thoughts on Tower?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvqG-19tMcQ
>>122648840You know what? That's a good lineup, I would see that
>>122648840Metal bands in charge of making their logo look inspired:
>>122649338Inked in Blood
>>122649338none, one of the most unimpressive OSDM bands
>>122648515Not listening to jute gyte
>>122648840Nah, nobody worth spending a weekend in Baltimore for
>>122649313>be a newer band looking to promote>use unreadable scribble logo>they will never learn
>>122649338Frozen in Time cuz it has Redneck Stomp on it
>>122644710My CD still isn't here almost a week later, fuuuuuck. It's only shipping from one province over idk why the fuck it's taken this long. Even IF Monday was Canada Day.
>>122648840Check out my band
Skeletonwitch are past due for a new album.
>>122649612Aw hell yeah I love bird poop they're my favorite band
>>122648840Every time I've been to mdf they have awful scheduling where two bands I really want to see are playing at the same time.Got to see watain fight dri that one year though, that was cool
>>122649628kek
>>122648840Marylard Gayfest
>>122649642Damn...
>>122649630How can two bands play at same time? Wouldn't their music blend together and sound like shit
>>122649673They have like four different stages, have you never been to a festival?
>>122649673There are different stages
Festivals sound like a terrible experience. Also I couldn't stand being around that many sweaty Americans.
>>122649715US festivals always look depressing compared to based Europe
>>122649685>>122649688But if it's outside can't you still hear the other stages? Every metal show I've been to was loud as hell. When Iron maiden was playing in Houston i could still hear them at the mall down the street
HEIL KULTURHEIL NATURHEIL VARG
>>122649742They're really far apart, it takes place in this huge ass park and then they rent out a couple of bars in downtown too.
>>122649742There are some indoor stages and some outdoor.
>>122649761If I go, it will be my first time there. Is it easily walkable between the stages in the park and the bars?
Adam Kalmbach (Jute Gyte)
NEW: >>122644030NEW: >>122644030NEW: >>122644030NEW: >>122644030
>>122649776I mean I say far, it's like a mile. It's really not bad. Just sneak in your own water because they'll charge you out the ass for it inside the gates. Typically they group bands on stages based on genre so if you're not there for everyone you can typically stay put
>>122634786NEVVarg
>>122649786The KING of filtration
>>122648686kek
>>122649338Darkest Day
>>122649791>>122649806>>122649823but why
REAL NEW>>122650008>>122650008>>122650008
Recommend music and bands so I can stop being a shitty poser.
