topless in the woods editionAncient: >>122650008FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
BLASTING
jlj
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
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>>122656698>>122656699
>>122656706INHERENTLY
>By the way, the frontman of the band is a Nazi, just to make it known as I've seen very few people commenting on this.
>>122656698can someone get the dawg to track down these icelandic faggots and reissue their shit already
>>122656698Easily one of the best metal releases of last yearNot a single bad song on the album
>>122656706>and destruction upon the redditor>who hails a cuck
>>122656785doubt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B23QAOHCpU
>>122656741>haha yeah hail satan! Hail evil!>wait no you can't hate a group of people that's evilhttps://youtu.be/6jIpZhLYyVE?si=DhhwuOLv9NCazTxO
>>122656706>>122656734this one post killed darkthrone postersverification not required
I'm going to see Deicide and Krisiun and don't have any cool shirts to wear and I can't order online. Someone in the last thread was suggesting I go shirtless instead and get like a back tattoo of an upside down cross or pentagram. I don't really want to go completely shirtless because I don't have the most amazing physique, but I'm thinking what if I wore like a black wife beater and got the tattoo on my arm or shoulder? Also, do you think the cross or pentagram would look cooler?
MY NEGROE, PLEASE.
>>122656831>shilling his own post no one cares aboutlollmao even
>>122656785Saw them a few days ago and they were suprisingly good.The guitar player is a qt as well
>>122656849you are not happy
>>122656698Kaevum!
why do you care so much of what other people think?
>>122656899if other people in my clique don't like the same bands i like then how can i increase my social cred, you fucking poser?
I'm going to see these guys playing with Haunt soon but I'm really worried about getting a boner watching their set. Anybody seen them play live before?
>>122656899because my takes are objectively correct and true, and you all must be informed of your inferiority
>>122656935>heavy metalI'd worry more about falling asleep
>>122656935No, only Haunt. I think we talked about that before.
>>122656935>>122656948Haunt is one of the most mid bands I've ever had the misfortune of listening toNot a single redeeming quality whatsoever
>>122656698BEATS TO SHARPEN TOOLS TO / SET UP CAMP TO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJmE4kMlS54https://www.celticwebmerchant.com/en/viking-spectacle-helmet-with-chainmail-148864954.html
>>122656838something like this on your shoulder would look legit
Eurobros, how about a non-poser /meal/ meeting in Prague?
>>122656698>>122656824why is frank so basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2GqJSCQmPU
>>122656954>Not a single redeeming quality whatsoeverThe chick, unless you're gay
>>122656975Haunt doesn't have a chick, that's Savage Master.Haunt only has a guy who kinda looks like a chick.
>>122656975yeah but she's in Savage Master
>>122656965Looks like those press-on fake tattoos I'd find in chips when I was a kid lmao
>>122656986>>122656987My bad. Ok then no redeeming quality
>>122657009based retard coomer
>>122656954One of the more entertaining nwothm bands imo. Songs are catchy as hell and guitar playing is really cool. Wish the singer was a little more tuneful but it's still passable, their only real flaw
I miss Satan's Hallowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu4FPeenyTU&ab_channel=NWOTHMFullAlbums
>>122657030The Night Eternal mogs them to oblivion
besides bolt thrower, are there any metal bands worth listening to with a female member? sure is hard to think of any.
Reminder of the derangement of this individual(He’s talking about himself)
>>122657048Darkspace
>>122657048Liturgy
>>122657048VMO
>>122657062kek
>>122657048>bolt thrower>worth listening tokek
>>122657073realm of chaos mogs
>>122657009based
>>122657048jex thoth
>>122657100more like Sexo Thot amirite
>>122657041Meh, their vocalist is even less tuneful, and he's African American, which I just can't get past as a white racist satanist
>>122657048Why does it matter even if there is one they don’t do any songwriting
>>122657111>as a white racist satanist
>>122656965That looks expensive. What if I just did the upside down cross? Would that look good enough for a death metal concert
>>122657117I know they're only there because one of the band members is either porking them or are related to them (or both), but it's interesting to think about notable metal bands who can still come up with good material with such a creative/performative hitch.
>>122656935o fukk she really is hot>tfw no metal dom mommy gf
>>122656935Men in executioner's hoods are your fetish? OK.
>>122657160I don’t knowThe chances of them being a competent musician, being into metal, and being fuckable/not a lesbian seem really low
>>122657176>wanting to be dominated by a womanLet me guess, you listen to black metal?
>>122657211nah BM sucks lmao
>>122657205impossibly low. nobody has even come up with a decent example.
>>122657221youre still a fag
>>122657225I just remembered this band, but never bothered listening to themhttps://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Mythic/3117
>>122657254agreed, sex with females is gay as hell
>>122657255if you want to be bored senseless, go ahead
>>122656935I've seen them live before. She's a very theatrical frontmam in the style of GG Allin. The show I attended she stripped her clothes off and defecated on stage. Then later in the set she threw it into the audience and the crowd response reminded me of that time Alice Cooper threw a live chicken into the audience. If you're boner-prone you should probably skip this one.
>>122657130..!
>On May 29, 2024, in Warsaw, at a non-public hearing in the case of Krzysztof Drabikowski v. Bartłomiej Krysiuk for the protection of personal rights in the field of advertising or promotion, for the protection of copyright, and in the case of a counterclaim by Bartłomiej Krysiuk v. Krzysztof Drabikowski for the protection of personal rights in the field of advertising or promotion, prevention and combating unfair competition, for infringement of the right to registration of a European Union trademark, the court ruled in the main claim Prohibits Bartłomiej Krysiuk, without the consent of Krzysztof Drabikowski:>"- 1 from using the name "Batushka or БATЮШКA" in his musical activities including marking with this name musical recordings and audiovisual recordings containing musical recordings;>"- 2 Prohibits the defendant Bartłomiej Krysiuk from disseminating information that he has exclusive rights to the name "Batushka or БATЮШКA", and that Krzysztof Drabikowski does not have rights to this name."why the FUCK does this meme band get so much attention and why the FUCK are the rights to the name such a big deal to these fags?
>>122656935Is that a chud tattoo on his arm kek
>>122657314Name another band with the same gimmick
>>122657130Who’s this fat maniac butcher ripoff
What's the most high-T metal genre?
>>122657300Based, sounds like my kind of show. I want to get on my knees and eat it.
>>122657466Hardcore
>>122657468A tiny nugget landed on my leather jacket when she flung it. I picked it off and put it in my mouth and let it dissolve while I watched the remainder of their set. It was a magical night
>>122657530Based fellow scatchad. Would be epic if she bit off a mouse's head on stage as well.
>>122657478not metal
>>122656698just-a-bunch-of-dudes-on-the-cover-core
>>122657566
>>122657466There is no high-T genre, there are high-T bands.One such is Destroyer 666
Black memetal fags be like>THIS IS NOT METALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g_Fwqpw0BE>...BUT THIS IShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-JKWRkNoV4>>122657582>gets beaten up for being a chud and just takes it like a bitch>high tMaybe if the t stands for turd
>>122657566This was so incredibly disappointing after how good their first album was, I even bought this as soon as it came out
>>122657582We choke out chuds who listen to racist metal here
>>122657466i'd say uspm and death meal which also happen to be the best 2 metal genres. what a coincidence
>>122657599None of them are metal. But the latter has made metal before, unlike the former.
>>122657617Bongman...no
>>122657466I dunno but I feel my T levels rising looking at these images >>122657176>>122656935
My dog doesn't respect me anymore now that I wear glasses four-eyed metal for this feel?
>>122656698It's good, metal or not
>THEY DON'T SEEK REFUGE IN THE FINNISH DM SCENE.A GRAVE MISTAKE.
>>122657599>>122657617Ok but cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFs5nqPX3OA&ab_channel=DeadMadGirl
Australia is underrated in metal
Seeing UDO in September. Anyone seen him recently and does he still put on a good show?
>>122657176moar
>>122657731Extremely low testosterone "metal."
>>122657771Saw him a few months ago.Came on stage wearing a diaper that was obviously completely overflowing with human waste. Sang a few lines of "Balls to the Wall" until he collapsed and was carried off by security. The $300 I spent on that concert were worth it for the oppurtunity to see a metal legend live in person.
>>122657759
>>122657048darkened northern slaughtercult
>>122657787How often do you think about testicles on average
>>122657791
>>122657803Not as much as the average Voivod listener
>>122657808
>>122657782she's chubby with fat tits now
>>122657820
>>122657830Oh no, how terrible
>>122657838>you are now...............................
>>122657048Have you never heard of BATTLE BEAST?? Fucking christ
>>122657885>worth listening to
>>122657885Ugly bitch
>>122657885the "female" is more manlier looking than the men
Whoever rec'd this to me: go fuck yourself you stupid craft beer drinking söyboy Redditor
>>122657954Sounds like a you problem
>>122657954>he fell for the epic/traditional doom metal meme
>>122657954Anon... they literally wear fedoras
>>122657913>>122657920Nah, those are the kind of strong white aryan genes you need to get chad offspring
Solitude Aeturnus
>>122657830>>122657885BOOBA
>>122658020https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbxJUTAnMVY&ab_channel=SolitudeAeturnus-Topic
>>122657988Kek bald too
women don't like metal. they are doing it for attention.
>>122657885NORDIC WOMEN ARE A HIT OR MISS.BUT, OH BOY. DO THEY *HIT* WHEN THEY HIT.
>>122658057yeah, hit the wall LMAO
>>122658057>>122658000Nordic women might be the most overrated bitches on the planet
Deep Purple doomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDZQ5eqwrO0&list=OLAK5uy_nLQo7K8FEML-zPxkGFUBrhLYvyl4qHRAo&index=2&ab_channel=DemonEye-Topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdwZqIJIXMw
>most insufferable /metal/ posterGO
>>122658067
>>122658039This is why we love and cherish passing trans women in metal
>>122658112Big H
>>122656838Just wear a black t shirt.
>>122658096I have "trouble" listening to this dogshit music
>>122658118This
>>122658141Good one, Hector.
>>122658112Hector embodies everything detestable about the average 4chan poster.
>>122658112HectorCat SpammerBug Posterbdm GuyAnime Faggot
>>122657048Arkona is one of the greatest bands and Goi Rode Goi is top 10 metal albums of all time. Most of it was written by a Masha (>>122657117)
>>122657954>covered DMDSmy sides
>>122658176wtf
>>122656698https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKOF7NaWv1A:D
>>122658162The worst example possible. Terrible slavshit clownery.
My new hobby is finding female YouTubers with a low subscriber count and searching for breakdown videos where they call themselves a failure and cry about not being able to afford their bills
Aäkon Këëtrëh - The Dark Winter
>>122658196Metal
>>122658208That's fucked up.......Post some?
WHO KNEW A PUTRID GARBAGE WOULD HAVE THE QUEEN OF /MEAL/ AS A SINGER.LIFE TEACHES YOU A LESSON.
>>122658198Thread's biggest trollpost yet
>>122658250Queen of meal because she eats too much?
Venom - Welcome to Hell
>>122658250Our queens are Babymetal and Hanabie.
Fat women aren’t attractive, no matter how many posts brown people make claiming otherwise. Metal for this observation?
>>122657885Nuclear Blast and Napalm have nothing but Power and Symphonic bands with female lead singers. Metal is dead.
>>122658208Post 1 (one)
>>122658277https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd8kXNuIrn4&ab_channel=surferboi123
Daily reminder that Venom is shit and early Bathory sounds nothing like Venom.
get lost simps
Venom created thrash.
>>122658300>Venom is shit>early Bathory sounds nothing like Venom.You just contradicted yourself, because Bathory is shit too
>>122656935Are they a Mentors tribute band or something?
>>122658271and yeji
>>122658249>>122658282This shit brings me IMMENSE joyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zB_Axk4iqw&ab_channel=ColleenWelschhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQLVWficcwc
not metal
>>122658264Stop simping for a 3/10.
>>122657707Opus was their only decent album desu
Jag Panzer - Ample Destruction
>>122657885basedcore
>>122658387best post ITT so far
>>122658370Stop trolling on 10/10
NSBMbros...
>>122658421legitimately thought she was 9 before I saw the tattoo
>>122656698Not really blasting but finally got around to listening to it. Not sure if I like.Any news if these faggots are actually gonna put out a new vbe album or was victonik just fucking around?
>>122658431She is like 30
>>122657988The fuck is Matt Damon doing?
Please stop posting mad fucking ugly moonfaced gook chicks in my /metal/ general thanks
>>122658323If they are I hope they let me join their Sandwich of Love
>>122658544Better than the usual Varg spam.
>>122658544
>>122658572Uncanny looking.
Varg is metal. gook chicks are not.
>>122658421She is like every aspect of /metal/ turned into a person
>>122658544>He doesn't like east Asian chicksOdds are he's a chink himself
Scandinavian Metal Attack
>>122658596I want my children to be pure.
melodeath sucks
>>122658609Pure as in pure faggots? Very likely with you as a father.
>>122656698Can't decide if I like this or Failures for Gods better.
>>122658580Vargposting is barely metal
Burzum
what are you trying to accomplish here?
Heavy, power, and thrash are the worst subgenres
>>122658653what are the best subgenres?
>>122658652Metal.
WITH ROTTING WAYS COMES DESTINY.FEEL THE SOUL TAKING OVER.BLEED.CHOPPED IN HALF.
>>122658679Wigger slam
>>122658679Death and black. Thrash to me is the most "You've heard one, you've heard 'em all" genre to me. Every thrash band is either trying to rip off Metallica, Voivod, or just trying to play as fast as possible which results in really sloppy music.
Why do people pretend Bathory's debut album isn't pure Venom worship? Is it the Scandinavian inferiority complex?
>>122656698>>122658626The production on Failures for Gods is complete ass. It's enough to make me wish they would just rerecord it. Great band though
>>122658740>The production on Failures for Gods is complete assYou don't like the tennis ball bass drums?
>>122658725For the record, Quorthon is full of shit>"I know for a fact I heard a Venom album first time just after the release of the first Bathory album. It was because of our debut album released [...] through Tyfon Records, that Neat Records recognized Tyfon to be a potential distributor of Neat albums in Scandinavia. Hence a promotion package was delivered including [...] the first and second Venom album. I picked all of those Neat albums up at the office one day and had a listen. It must have been in early December 1984. I can’t remember what I thought about it. But it certainly didn’t effect the Bathory material at that time, with the exception I might have been encouraged to deepen the Satanic element more than had been the case with our debut."
>>122658725Who cares? Bathory's debut and everything Venom has ever made is shit.
>>122658740I Stockholm Syndrome'd myself into liking the plastic drums, the riffs are way too good to pass. I think I actually do like it better than Here in After desu.
>>122658725It's like saying Sepultura ripped off Slayer. Yes they did, but managed to have a unique sound and riffing despite the "worship".t. not a nordcuck
>>122656698Now that the dust has settled, do we suffosisters agree that this is their best post 90's album?
Just Listened to Kultur again. It’s still the greatest album of all time
>>122658832Best since Blood Oath at least
>>122658835This is true btw
golden age of metal lasted between
2016-now
>>122658884'82 to '93
>>122658835I don’t get these musicians who make horror movies their entire shtick.
>>122656689don't trust any metal bands that try to be hardcore or "old fashioned" that have fat members
Listen to Brutal Cock
>>122658918metal causes more obesity than candy bars and soda
fat metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjCtHgNEcV0
>>122658975fatter metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVET0PvbCo&ab_channel=ShitstainKnobknocker
>>122656859I can't comment on this picture without getting banned
Nothing wrong with fat guys in metal, somebody has to play the bass.
>Dan Seagrave
>>122658802I never got sepultura. Always sounded generic and boring to me, and the German bands were earlier. What was so unique about them
>fat, bald, and uglyit's over
>>122659046Not metal
>>122659009I miss wifebeater poster so much bros
>>122658725Early Bathory is fucking boring just like Venom. They are both in the middle of Speed/Thrash Metal where melodic vocals elevate heavy guitars, and Black Metal where guitars are the main drive of melody. Meanwhile Bathory and Venom fail at being either and produce power chord slop only fit for a midwit tourist.At least Bathory improved after Blood Fire Death. I also thought it was "epic" when I was a child discovering metal, then I listened to Black Metal.
>>122659046
what is a bathory?
>>122659009THIS IS MY HOUSETHESE ARE MY RULES
If the song has more than 100k views on youtube, it's not real metal.
>>122659081A Hungarian countess that bathed in the blood of virgin girls.
>>122659096gosh that's so fucking hot
>>122659096more
>>122659103I too want to stick my dick in crazy
>Name is Bathory>known for bathing in bloodlol
>>122659071Ok, you now have my attention
>>122657885I was sitting on the grass with a bro at a festival and this chick walked near us. She was wearing gigantic fucking platform shoes and took her like 5 minutes to walk 100 meters.
bros, the Taco Bell is ravaging my insides and I'm afraid to make slight movements, otherwise my ass will open the bomb bay doors and let loose metal for this feel?
>>122659151Autopsy - Shitfun
There’s probably some low budget porno film about Elizabeth Báthory from the 70’s that was made in Italy or Spain.
>>122659151please keep your scat fetish to yourself.
>>122659151Anal Vomit
>no good new DSBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSeGVSXeoMs
The whole legend is bullshit. It was a witch hunt to convict her as a way to destroy her family's influence because she was seen as a threat to the hadsburg empire, along with other rich families in the region. All the people who pressed the charges and spread the "evidence" were political enemies.
>>122659220Apparently there was a new Xasthur out yesterday, haven't listened yet though. It's probably not even metal
history is determined by the victor
She was never even put on trial, they just imprisoned her in her castle.
post slavic metal
Seems like Serbschizo is back
>>122659258imagine being a NEET in a castle
>>122659226>>122659258You can stop reciting the wikipedia page now
>>122659270
So how about that Vlad Tepes? He’s pretty metal.
SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU, KIDDOS.A SECOND INFESTER ISN'T COMING. YES, I KNOW.
>>122659296>died in battlea real G
>>122659270https://youtu.be/ihYyBmV3W4U?si=gGQF6UXv2BaSnAXu
>>122659300they're riffless garbage for tryhard year two listening tourists anyway
>>122659241Xasthur never did much for me anyway.Inevitably Dark was okay but also way too fucking long.
>>122656698Smellas is this INHERENT enough for you?
>>122659284Her servants confessed under TORTURE. They had their fingers removed with hot pincers. You'd "confess" to any bullshit under that duress just to get it to end.
>>122659320Incorrect.
>>122659151https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoqtCN1lAHw&ab_channel=breack182
>>122659327Suit yourself I guess. His earlier stuff mogs https://youtu.be/wXoSWqWQdpA?si=QAHnkAbqmidyV7jD
holy shit the misogyny in this thread...do some self reflection
>>122659387we love women hereespecially their bodies
>>122659383I've only really checked out Telepathic With The Deceased and Subliminal Genocide. Both are decent but don't exactly make me pop a boner.
>>122659387https://youtu.be/GEo1z0H1yR4?si=QeVj0M4Kui2yQVRe
>>122659409What's your favorite DSBM?
>>122659435
>DSBM band has a sophomore release
>>122659512Shining has been going since 1998.
>>122659387I will reflect while listening to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgPzvTvj6qA
>>122659562ANDSHELIKEDIT
Gaysöyer 666 is the worst shit ever
>>122659585>t. liked it
>>122659592Liked it when Blasphemy beat him up yes
>>122659585We should bring back the guillotine for you.
So are picrel actually the only melodic death metal band to never sellout and change their style into nu-metal/metalcore?
>>122659637>the only melodic death metal band to never sellout and change their style into nu-metal/metalcore?What logic is that? Even mainstream melodeath bands like Insomnium may have streamlined but didn't change into either of those things. Then there's bands like Mors Principium Est who stayed pretty consistent.
Melodeath mogs black metal
>>122659665https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRUUXvbu7CQCORRECT.
>>122659652Never heard of those bands. I stopped listening to and completely dissociated from anything called "melodic death metal" around 2000 after in flames, dark tranquility, at the gates, soilwork, etc. all sold out and changed to nu-metal
>>122659398>>122659423>>122659562>>122659578you can't even look women in the eye you incelsimagine if your mother saw these posts
>>122659738Right so you know fuck all outside of the very obvious bands, and made a sweeping assumption, gotcha.>never heard of InsomniumThat's actually kind of impressive levels of unawareness.
>>122657048
>>122656698i haven't really ever gotten into this band but god damn i'm starting to learn why people consider them so good
>>122659825Check out the rest of their earlier discog, it's all good and everyone has a different favourite (their later album Kohanic is weak but still fine).Kosherat is one of my favourite albums ever, not just for GBK.Shame they're basically a meme band now so you can't really talk about them seriously without shitflinging happening.
>>122659825Chudgarbage
>>122659603>keeps bringing up the same shit over and over>no other "argument"lmaoRattled
>>122659764If every single originator of a musical genre sells out in such a big and humiliating way then that tells you there was something fundamentally wrong with the genre to start with. Truth is, melodic death metal is a genre for wimps and pussies who are too soft to listen to real metal. Same reason I don't listen to "thrash" metal. Both melodic death metal and "thrash" metal are fake poser genres that only fake poser bitches listen too because they can't handle real metal. And I just listened to one of the bands you named and it sounds like angsty mallcore. Just admit you're a poser and not a true metalhead already
>>122659879Yeah but he got BTFO and even soiled himself
>so um... it's like a witch... but instead of a broom... she rides a mans face..
>>122659888>knows nothing about a genre>"Y-Y-Y-YOU'RE THE POSER"lol actually unpresented levels of copeYeah modern Insomnium sounds like mallcore, but they don't sound like nu-metal or metalcore which is what you claimed though. That or if you think MPE is mallcore then you're a midwit.
>>122659898>starts making shit upLike clockwork
>>122659903If she used the cock as a control stick it would have been based
>>122659855i've listened to kohanic charmers and mocking the philanthropist but i think kosherat might be my favorite. most nsbm is kind of meme tier but black metal communities are insufferable anyway so best to stay away from it all and just listen to the music
>>122659637what band is this ?
>>122659940She might be. Or maybe the balls?
>>122659972Arghoslent
>>122659637Does anyone know the actual context of this image?
>>122658421>no mind controlled NSBM gf..
>>122659888>melodeath fake poser genrelay off the deathcore brainrotted protogook
>>122659903>>122659940
grindcore
>>122660079The peak of metal
>>122660079death metal + grindcore
>>122660079isn't metal
>>122659989No it's not actually a band
>>122660125gee whiz anon, you don't say
>>122660138>>122660138>>122660138NEW
>>122660131It is a band genius
>>122658725Early Bathory sounds nothing like Venom. Seethe more.
>>122659043Shut up idiot
>>122659043Keep speaking KING
