Nachzehrer edition.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2fcqi9OaWUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJMBL5znuX4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdjPEj9Uk3cOld: >>122693533FAQ:https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
>>122700356First for real metal
What is real metal?
>>122700377Anything that doesn't have any of the following:>synths>amp sims>keyboard>instruments other than guitar, bass and drums>women>harsh vocals>blast beats
>>122700390>cello>not metalcringe and fake metal fan
The official /metal/ rite of passage film. ST below.>Popol Vuh - Kha-White Structures>Burzum - Tomhet>Dimmu Borgir - Det Nye Riket>Dimmu Borgir - In Death's Embrace>Dimmu Borgir - Alt lys er svunnet hen>Dimmu Borgir - Stormblast>Old Man's Child - ...Og Jeg Iakttok Dødsrikets Inntog>Dimmu Borgir - Entrance>Brian Eno - From the Same Hill>Dimmu Borgir - Raabjørn Speiler Draugheimens Skodde>Burzum - Ansuzgardaraiwô>Burzum - Hermoðr á helferð>Morbid Angel - Desolate Ways>Popol Vuh - Morgengruß>Popol Vuh - The Christ Is Near>Popol Vuh - Kleiner Krieger>Burzum - Frijôs goldene Tränen>Judas Priest - Caviar and Meths>Melissa Auf der Maur - Awasakwa>Queens of the Stone Age - Spiders and Vinegaroons
>>122700377TRUE METAL
Why do zoomer artists never release albums?
>>122700401>t. sissydom wew, lad.
>>122700400Popol Vuh more like poo-poo uh oh!
>>122700415Leave the hall
>>122700411Albums don't sell anymore in the age of SpotifyIt's all about releasing a song as fast as possible to get people listening to it
>>122700433Seems like we’ve gone back to the 30’s in that regard.
>>122700436Who's gonna be the Bing Crosby of metal?
>>122700436at least there's still an (artistic) incentive to put out studio albums. live albums have almost disappeared.
>>122700377Anything that has at least most of the following:>synths>amp sims/real amps with crunchy raw tones>keyboard/folk instruments>even more instruments other than guitar, bass and drums>both women and men>harsh vocals>blast beats
>>122700453Even if a band releases a live album, it might be from a decades old show like the latest Exodus release
i love this album
>>122700399>Muh disney musicKys
>>122700471It's great but soooo quiet
I will kill this idiot eventually, in a game of his choice.
Can y'all recommend me some more sòycore similar to these bands? I don't like stuff like Obituary, Morbid Angel, and Cannibal Corpse. They have too much hair, their lyrics scare me, and you can tell they're all really high-T. As a zoomer with a badly receding hairline and low T levels because I'm allergic to meat and dairy and have to drink lots of sòymilk for my protein, I can't relate to high-T music. I need something that hits softer and has at least one balding manlet band member. I like my metal avant-garde, post-, and experimental. And if it's christian then that's even better! Basically I need something I can listen to while hanging out with my friends at Starbucks drinking a Chocolate Java Mint Frappuccino with extra sòymilk. Any recommendations will be greatly appreciated. Thanks y'all!
>>122700485Jute Gyte
>>122700478Nothing more disney than metal
>>122700485You might wanna talk to our resident faggot Hector
>>122700485What's wrong with Gorguts and DSO unironically
>In 1979, one of Arden's successes, Black Sabbath, sacked their vocalist Ozzy Osbourne. Sharon entered a relationship with Osbourne, and took over his management from her father. Arden was livid. Reportedly, the next time Sharon visited Don, his vicious pet dogs savaged her. She was pregnant at the time and lost the child.
>>122700480the 90s remaster is pretty good despite being ont he louder side
>>122700480>>122700505yngwies stuff is even worse
post shitty covershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRlKD1-QALY&ab_channel=SeasonofMist
>>122700390Correct.
>""""they"""" listen to music >music>released after 1999wew, """laddies""".
>>122700527https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AzY6vFLiuYI love seeing classic metal turned into generic 21st century slop
>>122700538instruments are ok but Corey Taylor is a huge faggot
>>122700527https://youtu.be/aH-D2AayD08?si=zcDF-ICBTQ5BGGd8I don't "hate" the cover, but it's odd to take a song with such a focus on vocals and then do such one-note vocals.That and the d-beat second verse is kinda funny.
>>122700300You explained that noise is not melodic, but you did not explain how you cannot have melody and noise. In other words you have utterly failed to prove your point.
he doesn't need video games or listen to metal to be happy
>>122700595His brain is smaller than my nutsac
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>122700368You mean Black Sabbat, Iron Maiden, Dio...
why are zoomers afraid of empty rooms? does it also happen to zoomer metalheads?
>>122700649The zoomers who cry when they think about being somewhere serene and peaceful in the wilderness concerns me more
>>122700491Oh does he like Fist Fagment too? Maybe he can be my new friend. Or gay lover
>>122700485Demilich
>>122700673Hector would gladly appreciate your male form since he hates big tiddies and phat butts, calling them unaesthetic
>>122700621Cats originated in Africa
>>122700715wtf Andrew Lloyd Webber is a colonial?
>>122700595Nobody is happy listening to metal
>>122700485Bottom right isn't even confirmed as DsO.
>>122700769DsO doesn't even have a confirmed human drummer>inb4 that rehearsal videodoesn't prove anything
>>122700495Nothing, just diaper faggots seething at their superiority
ITT: based album covers only
>>122700804They said in an interview they have a human drummer for every release except one I think.
>>122700846>they made a claimnot proof
Would an instrumental black metal project be cringe?
>>122700860There's also 0 proof they program the drums.
>>122700485>bottom leftThis is what they actually look like btw
>>122700879might as well be Angelo Sasso
>>122700905The drummer for DsO is actually Lars Ulrich
I need my metal to be melodic. The chorus needs to give me goosebumps in order for me to like it.
>>122700918impossible, Lars can't even make trash can lids sound goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2Rk_06DpLc&ab_channel=BigFatPanda
>>122700485i saw obituary recently and one thing they all had lots of was hair. it was also one of the most testosterone fueled shows i've ever seen. you would have literally shit your little soi pants if you were there
>>122700933https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhb8pRGrpx0&ab_channel=BlindGuardian-Topic
>>122700485>top rightOld pic, this is the current drummer for Gorguts. The baldcuck is out, also you didn't include Kevin Hufnagel.
>>122700401Correct
>>122700583>You explained that noise is not melodicNo. I explained that industrial noise has no harmony.
>>122700979>>122700485Kevin Hufnagel for reference
>>122701006>SSS Stratbased alert
>>122700867yeah, black metal is always cringe
never forget what they took from you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybQnFhTr2I8
Why is this allowed>https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Astronoid/3540395237
>>122701077Wow, they even have a Walmart brand version of Neige
>>122701077>dream thrash
>>122701077>Astronoid claimed to have invented the genre and term "dream thrash" in 2016, but Eliminator used it four years before in 2012.You know it's bad when even MA will call you out on shit like that.Have you tried their albums?You won't be able to know this just by looking, but their albums are actually... shit!
>>122701122https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb3RjfOvXBA>This is literally awesome. Thrash, Shoegaze, fucking quasars, pulsars, and motherfucking supernovas.This is unironically reddit: the metal band, lol
>>122700485ULTRA BASED
>>122700867No but it would lack something very essential, which are obviously the high-pitched nazgul vocals. Of course it could still be very good, as long as the instrumentation is good.Besides, you can find a decent vocalist easily, either through the local metal scene, or via social media(e.g. local metalhead facebook groups OR someone abroad can record&send you vocals as well). You can also meet some people at the local met festivals, unless you're too autistic to talk with people.So I really don't see the issue here. If you have the instrumental part(which is the hardest, recording mixing etc), it's up to your taste.
>>122701160Is this the official soundtrack to "I Fucking Love Science"
Savatage fucking SUCKS
>>122701160Try the track Up And Atom. I don't mind some soishit, but that one is one of the worst fucking things I've ever heard.Air is a terrible album in general. I tried the self-titled and it still wasn't good but was a lot less "offensively bad"
What an absolute banger
>>122701181ur a faget https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBEC45C4w-Y&ab_channel=Savatage-Topic
>>122701181>Savatage fucking RULESfify
>>122701190>Nashville, Tennessee
>>122701190>dissection staircase riffs + C-tier Jrock melodiesPass
>>122701220>dissection staircase riffswhat hot new meme did I miss
>>122700629INHERENTLY
DID COUNCIL ME SO WISELY THEN I FEARED TO WALK ALONE AGAIN AND ASKED IF SHE WOULD STAY
>>122701165I get what you're saying. It feels like I've been in bands before but I always disliked having to compromise when it came to musical ideas and I want something where I have total musical control. I also thought about trying to rent a practice space or something to learn how to do vocals in there but all the ones that aren't complete shit where I live are unavailable and I don't want to have to share with other people.I'm just gonna go for it and try to keep it interesting musically for now.
>>122700708Who is that hottie
For me, it's Grot
>>122700867I know of only one project that does that and they're so musically bland it's not a good sign.https://youtu.be/t480tYpHdss?si=WLQohgGqpdqaWMMGIt's not bad, just a bit boring.
>>122701192A top 5 metal album for me
>>122701266Maria Brinkher dump truck ass and thicc thighs drive me insane
If it wouldn’t work as a jingle for an ice cream truck it’s not a riff. Simple as
>>122701290based and same
>>122700485Lmao, trying to b8 hector this badly. No wonder the faggot doesn't ever shut up
you can't make this shit up
>>122701313>that sweat stain
>>122701263You don't have to share, you can ask vocalist to sing how you want, with your own lyrics. It'll probably be harder to find a vocalist like that however. I guess I'm lucky I have friends who can do harsh vocals anytime
>>122701288I think the problem with stuff like this is that it's written just like a track that would have vocals. It's exact same riffing as a normal black metal band. If you added more distinct musical themes like a melody or some sort of riff leitmotif, and developed those over the course of the song you would probably have something much more interesting.Kind of like trying to mix metal with a classical approach to composition.
>>122700485The 3rd guy in the Gorguts photo looks like Israel Zagwill
>>122701332It's why it's better when you have bands where they have 1 or 2 instrumental tracks on an album, as they usually write them especially for it and it works better.
>>122701186It sounds like a shittier version of Baroness to me in parts with the weird, drawn out vocals and the major tonality
>>122700485>hits softerCheck>one balding manlet band memberClose enough>avant-garde, post-, and experimental.So avant-garde its not on metal archives!>And if it's christian CheckEnjoy your Chocolate Java Mint Frappuccino with extra sòymilk while listening to these super BasedBoys!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHLY-27xNNA
>>122701357Do NOT be fucking mean to P.O.D. They are certified bangers.
>>122701357These guys are goddamn killers compared to today's shoegaze coffeshop nerds whose entire wardrobe consists of soft pastel colors
IF YOU WANT AN SUVWE'LL HAVE TO KILL SOME CHILDREN
>>122701077>its American>1 of them is named SchwartzLOLLMAO even
>>122701190a quality sausage
>>122701460needs more mash, mate
>>122701282for me, it's Climaxia
>>122701359>>122701371>*Sips* Chocolate Java Mint Frappuccino
Phil's trailer trash ex-wife was hot
>>122701313What so-ycore band is this
>>122701442>>122701313I bet he's the guy on the right
>>122701357That's rap though
>>122701569It's officially classified as an American Christian nu metal band.
>>122701181>>122701203FATNESS REEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGNSIN THE HALL OF THE BURGER KING
It is now July 2024 and Kultur still hasn't been topped
>>122701610my dream supergroup has Jon Oliva, Nick Barker, Karl Sanders, and the bassist from Carpathian Forest. It's called simply HEAVY.
>>122701638Kultur is once in a decade record
>>122701638Still topping you too because you dickride it to this day
>>122700629>>122701247Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
> stands in your way
>>122701736>bald>nu-male beard>skinny fat>dresses like a middle schoolerISHYGDDT
>>122701594>nu metalMuch closer to rap than any kind of metal
>>122701736Which soi-core band is he in
>>122701002So you explained noise has no harmony, but you did not explain how you cannot have harmony and noise. In other words you have utterly failed to prove your point.>uhh actually noise isn't harmony!!!So playing static noise while art of fugue is played means there is no harmony anymore? This is objectively false, the harmony still exist with or without the static noise. You have no argument.
>>122701610I thought i heard that Savatage was working on a new album a year or two ago. What happened to that
>>122701809It's written on his shirt
>>122701638>doesnt even top their own discogYawn.
>>122701736>crusty undies weedheaded wimpy -coretard versus>bushy goatee>norsecore walrus 'stache>sides buzzcut, top kept short to present both vril and thought>resolute gazewhat went wrong?
>>122701826>how you cannot have harmony and noiseNever said this.
>>122701988>hurr durrOk faggot so then how about you give your argument for why you cannot have industrial or noise in a Fugue.
so would these guys be considered so-y core?
Thoughts on progressive metal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu-_kyU4dWk
>>122702018Your original statement read>please make a fugue with industrial and noise elements.... please....My response was that you cannot create fugue out of industrial noise.
>>122702034proge ≠ prog metal
>>122700401Based. Eric Adams can sing his fucking ass off
>>122702044They are described as progressive metal though
>>122702062I don't give a fuck, it's not prog metalTHIS is prog metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8V1GlJ9gDc&ab_channel=xXpenguinassasinXx
>>122700673>Fist Fagmentgiant KEK
>>122701181they don't suck but Mountain King is the most overrated uspm album
>>122702076Why do you think anybody cares about your incorrect opinions lmaoIt's progressive metal
>>122702088djent is not progressive metal you humongous Reddit spacing faggot
>>122702100neither is a fucking white collar heavy metal band like Crimson Glory
>>122702100You're a faggot? Why are you bringing that up in this thread?
*mogs your favourite album*
>>122700485Fuck you asshole. I actually like these bands and I'm neither bald nor do I eat or drink s oy. I eat dairy and eggs, and I've been on hormones since I was 18 so I have a beautiful, full head of hair.
>>122702114>Sarasota, Florida>white collaranon...
>>122702085Come on now. There's not a single weak song on that entire album.
>>122700401FEEL THE POWER OF THE WHEELSLET'S DRINK TO RIDING STEEL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoLTZkpW3RE
>>122702061BROTHERS EVERYWHERE
I say it's the best since End Complete
>>122702282that's not really saying much.
>>122702282Why is the sun in front of a mountain...
>>122700485Lmao, deathspell omega should change their name to deathspell alpha, since they make soo many diaper faggots seethe. Here is a rec either way
>>122702235RAISE YOUR HANDS INTO THE AIR WE ARE WARRIORS, WARRIORS OF THE WORLD
Bad rec
I still think people who like Obituary brute-forced themselves into liking it for whatever reason or they never heard any other US death metal
>>122702366I think it's just because they were earlyPretty much every American DM band that put out an album by 1989 went on to be big
This fall I'm seeing:DeicideKrisiunThe Black Dahlia MurderDying FetusGoatwhoreVitriol Soulfly ExodusHavokCan't wait.
>>122702400>This fall I'm seeing:Good.>DeicideGood.>KrisiunBin.>The Black Dahlia MurderKill yourself.>Dying FetusGood.>GoatwhoreGood.>VitriolBin.>SoulflyKill yourself.>ExodusEh.>HavokBin.>Can't wait.Eh.
>>122702400All trash. American't metal.
>>122702366How do you not like Obituary?? John Tardy has the most menacing and sinister voice in all of DM, their songs and riffs are always memorable, they don't have a single bad album, and their sound is absolutely fucking huge and crushing live. Best overall DM band imo
>>122702439>The Black Dahlia Murder>Kill yourself.read the room
TBDM is the only genuinely worthwhile band in your shitty bait of a post.
Is it worthwhile listening to the five dozen BAN releases after MoRT? I've already heard the MV trilogy
>he doesn't know
be nice to each other guys
>>122702400Havok needs to release a new album already
>>122702542only for Memoria Vetusta II
>>122702542why are you here if you won't listen to music?
BLASTING?
>>122702498Not bait. I already got my tickets to all but 2 of them and I'll take a pic and show you if you don't believe me. And I'm not really familiar with TBDM. I'm going for Dying Fetus
>>122702542>BaN past their first two
>>122702580
>>122702571why indeed would someone ask for a rec in a shitpost general
>>122702169White Witch, but whatever. the entire album has an annoying try-hard vibe, like they hated playing those songs but did it anyway, overrehearsing them
>>122702582It's not that I don't believe you, it's just laughable to fit great band such as TBDM along with the rest of that mediocrity.
>>122702589MV3 is way better than the first 2 albums, if solely by virtue of not having a drum machine
>>122702439I don't really like Soulfly even if their more recent albums are actually metal. I really just enjoy going to shows. And what's wrong with Krisiun? I'm not too familiar with them but the little I've heard sounded pretty good
today on our last.fm boomer highlight
>>122702313>Procession of the dead clownsReddit's favorite track
>>122702624>And what's wrong with Krisiun?dude's shitposting, the debut and CoA are stone cold classics
>>122702619lollmao
Posting my spotify stats so you all can call me a fag for using spotify and insult my taste in music
>Krisiun>All three members Moyses, Max, and Alex are brothers.Neat.
>>122702775>3k minutes of LordiDare I say, based?
>>122702775You mog 90% of the blackies and hectorians ITT
>>122702775>#1: Lordidare I say based
>>122702785>mfw I don't have any brothers to create a satanic death metal band with
>>122702775>Bloodboundholy shit, I've never heard them mentioned here before
>>122702874It's funny how you can tell it's EUPM from the album covers instantly
>>122702874Unholy Cross is the album to listen to. Some real bangers on that one
>>122702775Very untrve, mine is better
>>122702580only 10/10 albums this evil & satanic night
>gorenoise is not metal.... because. .. .. . it hurts my ears bro !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>122703023elmocore
>>122703023This one's a 10 imo
>>122703073As a one time Sesame Street fan I'm ok with this. Elmocore is based
>>122703084I can't sing for shit-core
>>122702036And my original statement that you are directly quoting does not say to create a fugue out of industrial noise. So what was the fucking point of all this you black gorilla bicycle collector?
>trapped in baritone hell>can't sing Elmocore>can't sing Petrus Steele bass notes >can't even get a career doing VO/VA because it's all going to be AIslop
>>122702023Indubitably
>close friend got a job as a sound ""engineer"" you're all I have left, bros.
>>122702400Pretty based. I'd love to see some of those bands
>>122703084the Toccata brings it down a notch
>>122702775>Deicide>lordi>ghost>all that reddit boomer metalHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>122702615I've heard Black Dahlia Murder before but don't remember being impressed. What songs do you suggest I check out to reassess?
>>122702775superb taste (ghost fucking sucks though, i hate it)
>>122702644
>>122702128I'm trying to ween myself off of ironic dissonance
>>122703224>t. söycore enjoyer
>>122702128Oops, posted the wrong pic
>another day of hectoid diaperposting and sock puppeting about Paracletusyawn
Whats up with all the gay shit being posted here today?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af4_8l7So-w
>>122700838
>>122703354based
>>122703289Funny, a lot of those bands still have their hair, meanwhile the millennials in picrel...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAPtrX6meLgIt's out.
>>122702128babby's first dissoshit>>122703339babby's second dissoshit
>>122703289>obituaryyou'll wish you had hair like this when you get old zoom zoom
>>122703450He's on hormones. He won't lose her hair
>>122703450having a beard is cringe
>>122703224it probably is his first year listening to "metal"
>>122703474So is posting here
Hello me
>>122703400god I hate basedcore
>>122703571You mean onionscore?
imagine a world without Dragonforce
he's getting paid, isn't he?
>>122703600You mean post-2007?
>>122703600i like power metal but i hate Fagonforce
>>122703400Already refuted >>122700769 >>122700900 >>122700979 >>122701006 Meanwhile pic related is the reddit boomer hairline
YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS.
10 SECONDS TO DROP YOUR PANTS SO I CAN SUCK YOUR COCK
>>122703627What about this>>122698241
>>122703627So you're saying 57 yr old Glen Benton still has more hair on his head than the balding millenials in söycore bands? Point taken lmfao
>>122700390>blast beats>harsh vocals>not metalNo one likes your faggot euro power metal
>>122703627I LIKE HOW GLENN HAS THOSE LIVER SPOTS JUST LIKE MISTER BURNS
>>122703669>entirely rooted in audience manipulationNon argument, all music is "audience manipulation". Everything from DMU is idiotic nonsense made to manipulate their low intelligence audience into believing something is actually being said.
>>122703706some manipulation is disingenuous though
>barely suppressed disgusted head tiltoof.
>>122703722who decides
Why did they name their best album after something that never happened?
>>122703682>more hairWhere?
I don't really come here often, is the /gg/ schizo someone from /metal/?
>>122703739jews merely co opted the word which existed long before, much like they did with the word gay and of course the rainbow.
>>122703753yes
>>122703722>>122703728For example, meandering song that promise a conclusion but don't deliver which
>>122703822is the problem I've always had with DsO
>>122703723Diagnosis? Brazilian.
Hector i know you like to shit on this band but you don't understand its history or the influence it had on the underground scene back in the day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgmSBReBtzs
>Look in the /core/ thread that guy made>Everyone is being relatively nice and enjoying sharing music
>>122703751>but but... not everyone in the band is bald!Yeah neither are they in Deicide. Difference is that the söycore band's 36 yr old frontman has a worse hairline than 57 yr old Glen Benton and everyone in that band looks like they consume copious amounts of söy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkOC4RzhTCIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkOC4RzhTCIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkOC4RzhTCI
>>122703967>be girl>playing guitar on youtube isn't enough>being half naked isn't enough>boob has to actually be bouncing on guitar
the guy that provides youtube booba in the meal thread is one of our most cherished
Here's a rec for you unwashed slobshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lChCYQlxOjI
>>122704074I listened to this today. I swear I'm living in a goddamn simulation
metal for reading the brothers karamazov?
>>122704096This band has reformed and spit out a few albums lately that I haven't listened to yet. I know them from this excellent demo they released in the 90's
>>122704101grand belial's key
>>122704179this is still the best thing they did, imo. Their debut album seems to have been botched in terms of recording quality and release, not emerging officially for 20 years. Shame, because I like their style of melodeth more than the Gothenburg style.
>>122703289fify
>>122703739The same could be said for emperor.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNUDzA-_CYs
>>122703822Correct.
>>122704313kek based
>>122703928>Yeah neither are they in Deicide.AHGHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>122704313btfo
>>122704414btfo
>>122704414I could effortlessly heem these methhead lookin jabronis.
consuming pineapple is proven to keep the hairline intact
Hector on suicide watch now. will we ever see him again
>>122704313
>>122704458Kek it really is the same thing going on
>july 2024>i am forgotten
>>122704414>four for four either fully or 3/4 baldBaldcuck bros... its over....
>>122704482Forgot image even
>>122704500Varg really needs to make a new metal album and abandon the gay dungeons and dragons synth music.
>>122704414Look like crackhead junkies shooting up in alleyways, so much for the high t lol
>>122704458Baldcucks can't create anything new, only spam dead buzzwords like "soi" and then make no u images after getting angry over being mocked. Nothing new.
I don't want to hear about high t from liturgy worshippers.
>>122703722Yeah DMU is is certainly disingenuous in manipulating their retard userbase into thinking they have said anything of worth.
>>122704458Ironic considering Obituary and Deicide are more right wing than the so-y cuck shit. and Fist Fagment is much funnier than simply shopping a bunch of death metal band logos on a stock bald guy image. Kys retarded so-y cuck
>>122704581>Kys retarded so-y cuck
>>122704581very true considering his derision towards facebook memes when they were arrayed against him in sagas past
>>122704414>hector was rightwtf?
>>122704592Your favorite søycore bands have millennials more bald than that old fart on his death bead LMFAO
>>122704637No, you weren’t >>122703450
>>122704660I have DsO records at 2/10.
Aren't you guys forgetting about someone
>>122704581Correct.
>>122704554>>122704458>nothing new>posts same old boring diaper/baldcuck images in every thread>pretends his favorite so-y metal bands aren't even more bald than legendary metal bands
>>122704675>>122704653>Still got it bros!
>>122703685bro, wtf you talking about, euro has keyboards, synths, instruments, and women galore
>Nooo see when I post ripoff diaper memes they're hilarious and original "OC"Pathetic
holy shit, soiboi cucks getting btfo hard in this thread
the good news is these Hamelin sonatas will be sublime companion to my sessions of dostoyevsky reading. for that I salute thee.
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Kek haven't seen boomers this angry in a while
>>122701417>>122704353Best blastings of the thread
>>122704733Posts boomers with better hairlines than s০ycuck band members. Inadvertently btfo self. Wtf
>>122704847>3 baldcucks and a mexican with hair>btfo!Lmao, baldcucks are losing their minds (and hair)
>>122703739Immortal have always been pussy fencesitters.>oh I'm gonna invent this magical land of darkness and evil for my fantasy lyrics to take place in because saying the word satan is scary :(>what the guy who I introduced to black metal torched some christcuck churches?>uhhh we were never actually part of the scene, we're good boys please buy our album :)
>>122704860>3 bald cucks>literally 3 have great hair for age and even the shaved one looks like he has a better hairline than the millennial so-y cuck in picrel
>>122704997>norwood 5>still have great hair!JEJ. Your pic related literally has more hair than them btw.
>>122702542I enjoyed that disharmonium nahab album so clearly you will too. I also look at the toilet paper after every time I wipe
