Alien Fucker editionold >>122708587fag https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
Darkthrone is queer
>be bald>make it a personality trait for the rest of your lifemost people just have hair
Reminder if you listen to this kind of music you have nonexistent testosterone levels and should probably just go ahead and transition to female
And death upon the holy manWho hails a Canadian
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Colin Marston is so kawaii
>>122712570Nothing wrong with söy whatsoever.I have been a plant-based chad for a while and rather eat a nicely seasoned block of organic tofu than some artery-clogging, fatty ribeye steak that will give me cancer and heart disease.
>browsing /mu/ archives>think you found the page you were looking for from the other day>it was actually from two months ago but it's the same shit
>>122712593Is this just a goofy soi boi lanklet or a man larping as a female?
>>122712597I thought this guy was from a band, it turns out he writes chinese pedo cartoons. I can't believe hector is a weeb.
>>122712524Who is this sermon demon?
>>122712620He’s a washed up game dev who made the shitty reboot of Ninja Gaiden and some tiddy games.
20 year anniversary
More scat please, bring me the diapers and leave them
>>122712627Karina
BLASTING
Bros where do i start with Krallice?
>>122712669Diotima
>>122712654Good choice
>>122712669>go be forgotten >diotima >years past matterin that order
>>122712619both, its the gorguts bassist. he's consumed so much so-y that he is currently somewhere in between genders right now
The official /metal/ rite of passage film. ST below.>Popol Vuh - Kha-White Structures>Burzum - Tomhet>Dimmu Borgir - Det Nye Riket>Dimmu Borgir - In Death's Embrace>Dimmu Borgir - Alt lys er svunnet hen>Dimmu Borgir - Stormblast>Old Man's Child - ...Og Jeg Iakttok Dødsrikets Inntog>Dimmu Borgir - Entrance>Brian Eno - From the Same Hill>Dimmu Borgir - Raabjørn Speiler Draugheimens Skodde>Burzum - Ansuzgardaraiwô>Burzum - Hermoðr á helferð>Morbid Angel - Desolate Ways>Popol Vuh - Morgengruß>Popol Vuh - The Christ Is Near>Popol Vuh - Kleiner Krieger>Burzum - Frijôs goldene Tränen>Judas Priest - Caviar and Meths>Melissa Auf der Maur - Awasakwa>Queens of the Stone Age - Spiders and Vinegaroons
>>122712707Their 2nd album just came out, and it's pretty basic meloblack: listening to the debut it is a lot more interesting, lots of cool riffs. I wonder if they had a line-up change.
Anybody know if there are any good scat metal bands?
>>122712593Who is this semon demon?
>>122712760Blut Aus Nord
>>122712654It's the one melodic death metal album I actually like
>>122712619Yes
be kind to your cat guys dont take it out on them even if you've had a bad daythey dont know nothing
>>122712663Nice
>band is not from Sweden, Finland or DenmarkSorry, but not listening! Wish you the best!
>>122712823I thought everyone hated that genre here
>>122712858Why do you leave out Norway
>>122712879>t. lurk-deprived
>>122712597This, but wholly and unironically. >>122712620>cartoonsWho?
Video games are more embarrassing than cartoons.
>>122712929The ones you play probably are. Can you imagine tranypopers taste? We know borderlands, probably also normalfag trash like tony skater or mmos
>>122712524early thread and off-topic OP
video games are inherently metal
Edguy
>
>>122712990No and we hate those childish wastes of time here.
What is it like wearing kpop merch to metal shows?
why is tranypoper so rude to jector anyways, you guys talk about each other all the time. just be kinder
the one melodic death metal album I actually like mentioned
>>122712760Intestinal Disgorge, Autopsy, Impaled
>>122713001just get good bro
>>122712995Correct.
I have never heard "melodeath" that actually had good melodies. It all sounds about as shallow as this garbage:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOHmfq2AUaU
>>122713023>just get good bro
>>122713040Here you go, brother.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-o1hP5C02k
>>122713040Amon Amarth
>>122713006Tsudere, poor ugly femcel has been acting out ever since I rejected her. I told that secretary to just ask mohammed to fill in for me as thats a prime German past time, but apparently not even the roaming sand people want her.
>>122712570Correct.
Does /metal/ still rep SW?
>>122713100What can I say? He is the peak of black metal.
>>122713057Oh man, I remember when I'd see this album cover or the spurdo edit like every day here.>>122713071I can't remember a single riff/melody from AA except that obnoxious one from Pursuit of Vikings.
do you think this music is schizo? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfmi0v5vIGo
>>1227131252015 /meal/ was peak
>>122712570Don't care what you think diaper faggot. Still listening to DSO
>>122713167DiaperSmegma Omegamale is peak bald
>>122712870
>>122713040there just straight up isn't any lmaothe death metal with the best melody is not called 'melodeath'
>>122713052utterly crushing. ugly retards exist and like things too therefore i am wrong. that gimp in your mugshot also likes to breathe air and drink water, how are you gonna cope with this knowledge?
>>122713190Watch out, hes gonna greentext this post with a selfie
>>122713190>utterly crushing. ugly retards exist and like things too therefore i am wrong.If you play with children's toys like videogames you are not better than him>that gimp in your mugshot also likes to breathe air and drink water, how are you gonna cope with this knowledge?He breathes polluted air and fart-smelling air from his basement room and drinks only energy drinks and leaded water, which causes his video gaym addiction.
>>122712654
Metal is for children
>>122712589Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>122712589>>122713240INHERENTLY
kaevvum kvvltur
>>122712968Ok and?
>>122713188So it would seem. Gaythenburg popularized the trend of boring pedal point riffs, where the top layer of "melody" is about as exciting as Mary Had a Little Lamb in E minor. Perfect example here:https://youtu.be/R_GwkkgSJHY?si=LdN1KdNV0q8m9rGB&t=29
>>122713264>>122713265Correct.
I want to learn more about fugues
>>122713040>>122713188>>122713282Correct.Death metal is inherently a shitty genre with nothing remotely memorable about it. However the melodeath isn't that bad.Black metal utterly mogs.
>>122713313>However the melodeath isn't that bad.That's the opposite of what I'm saying retard
>Correct.>Death metal is inherently a shitty genre with nothing remotely memorable about it. However the melodeath isn't that bad.>Black metal utterly mogs.
>>122713216okay but none of this changes video games and metal going hand in hand. so metal would also be childish to a default (it is) but i don't see how it matters since you're the only one seeming to bring up children and toys for no reason kek
>>122712570Unfathomably based post. Fuck dissofags.
>video games and metal going hand in handWhen you consider Heavysaurus metal maybe.Lots of cope over being called a manchild.
>>122713240Proof?
>>122713357only trannypoper ever posts about that band as if anyone else knows them but you already knew it was a tranypoper post
>>122712570100% true.
>>122713368just for those who dont know
>>122713364didn't you tell me "Nah no need" >>122710485
>>122712570what's the band below DsO
héctor killed himself because first fagment sucks>>122712760deathspell omega
Chthe'ilist sucks
>>122712879We love melodeath here
>>122713415DsO isn't even on the image, that random picture has no confirmed connection with the band.However the band you are asking about is Ehnahre (pic related), and we love them here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQXUiBcrU-Y
>>122713332This is basically the same as posting soijaks but doing that getd u banned
I like and enjoy all metal genres except for nu-"metal" and anything -core. There really needs to be more metalheads like me
Silencer rules>captcha: kyms
trannypoopeeer
>This is basically the same as posting soijaks but doing that getd u banned
>>122712654Some very mediocre DSBM I randomly downloaded.
>>122713509i look like that and say that
>never been drunk or high in my life>love stoner metal
>>122713010One of my top 5 albums of all time.
>>122713525>>never been drunkhow old are you
Cross-board tourists should be banned if they don’t assimilate
>>12271354334 year old boomer
Seeing the battered housewives that are In Flames fanboys try to define a cutoff for their discog is hilarious and inane. "Bro they were great until Colony!" "No dude, they were good until Clayman!" As though there is any appreciable difference between their 20 emo xylophone albums besides quality of the cover art.
>>122713467kill your-my-self?
emo xylophone albums reign supreme
>>122713458true
>>122713554I'm not ashamed to admit that Colony got me into meloshit
>>122712570*Sips* Chocolate Java Mint Frappuccino with extra sòymilk
>>122713550Cringe, drink alcohol and take drugs now
>>122713550how come you has never been drunk, my nigga?
>>122713598I'm a muslim.
>>122713589>>122713598I'm straight edge
>>122713571meloshit is one of the few genres where I don't like the albums that got me into it anymore.For me it was Soilwork.
>>122713623>not being a Huwhite Mormon
>>122713422is that who i was replying to? xhey didn't add any kpop images so it was hard to tell
>I'm straight edge
>>122713571For sure, I'm not that tightly wound that I think there's no place for 'entry' bands. But most of the time, those bands "fall off" when the listener finishes puberty.
>>122713661U poop seamen bro
>is a pedo that shits cum>mocks straight edgeThere's a high horse I never thought I'd see.
Transypopper shits cvm dats why he posts the kpop picture
>shits cumwhat is this meme, sorry last time i browsed this thread was like three months ago
>>122713720jennypedo is "cumshitter" from another retarded containment general
>>122713735EVERY HUMAN BEINGTHAT'S GOING AGAINST THE EXTREME LIMITIS THE SERVANT OR THE ENEMY OF MAN
>>122713706how awful
>>122713795Sad state of affairs when the schizos turn on their own.
They say that Speed is not a real genreWell I say that only speed is real
>>122713753>ass-spreadcheck>shameful-exertion-facecheck>hole expanding checkyep, it's ripping time
>>122713795It was /co/ not /soc/, get it right tranniepooper
Top five black metal post-20001. Deathspell Omega - Paracletus2. Inquisition - Ominous Doctrines3. Avzhia - The Key of Throne4. Aosoth - Arrow in Heart5. Ruins of Beverast - Unlock the ShrineHonorable mention: Synarchy
>>122713786what is it with your kind and talking about pedophilia all day, real freudian vibes honestly
Don't care about your /gg/ay drama
So I have a splendid idea.I'm going to post /metal/ screenshots with AI voice on tiktok under Grausamkeit tag. The newfags who are into Grausamkeit will be immediatelly attracted to 4chan, a place of freedom and HVTE. I will keep doing this until each one of you is replaced by a trve kvlt Grausamkeit/raw Black Metal fans(there will be a massive influx)/metal/ can finally redeem itself from poserdom. Poser grausamkeit fans will be offended/filtered and leave as soon as they arriveINHERENLY will become a legit motto for every trve black metaller across the mediaUndergrovnd elitism will be brought back.
>>122713858o shit it's Ugg Lee
>>122713863okay tourist poser
>>122713863Holy KEK this sounds like a great idea anon, I'm with you.
>>122713871>>122713853Pedo samefag coping badly with being exposed.
I miss Radio Fenriz
>>122713871Well it kinda does cos tranniepoper always gets a couple replies with everything she posts
>>122713863lmfao
>I miss Radio Fenriz
>>122713863You're not going to do anything.
>>122713863>I'm gonna fill this place with braindead retards with no taste!So... nothing changes
>>122713837Kinda based
>>122713863If this stops the general from devolving even further into the same 5 retards circlejerking themselves every day I'm all for it.
>>122713837Doedskvad mogs all
>>122713909>here's your trad wife, bro
>>122713863Only way to save /metal/
>>122713914this
This thread's last.fm metalhead user selection
>>122713976Could be worse.
Carcass? More like cacas
>>122713976brutally mogged
>>122713976If only this general's taste was this good
>>122713976I mog him
we'll meet someday, trust me.
>>122713976>Grave>not GraveDangerawful taste
>>122714013You've never seen a vagina IRL
>>122714013>gone from VERY HIGH to LOW with meSad.
>>122714031Not even I listen to Godspeed You! Black Emperor
>I SEE THE FEAR YOU HAVE INSIDE YOU CAN RUN BUT NEVER HIDE>I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB>NOTHING SHALL REMAIN NOT YOUR MEMORY, YOUR NAME>IT WILL BE AS THOUGH YOU NEVER, EVER LIVEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2az2Vxl0hjE
>>122714059Why not they're decent enough if overratedCan't be any worse than Charli XCX of all chuffing things
>>122714071Choli's new album is AOTYSF
>>122714081
>>122714093
>>122714013>been here for literal years>highest play is 400>of a band with 3 minute long songshector is right, you don't listen to music
>>122714102Unlike Hector, I listen to more than 12 bands
>>122714102>>122714101>>122714081>>122714059>>122714013Daily reminder that trannypopper yearly is less than the average poster's monthy. One "play" is a single song from an album btw. The most played album on this chart is filled with 3 second long meme "songs" btw. A literal no-music larper.
Name the vocalist:https://vocaroo.com/1mCK3GdqDM4a
>>122714102She has a life or something (her life is spamming here 24/7 lmaoo)
>>122714002dw bro I got you, peak taste coming through
Why do most metal musicians act like this?
>>122713752cuete
>>122714173Don't ever fucking reply to me again
>>122714187I just did, now what
>>122714192Watch your back motherfucker
122714156Damn, that was great year for music.Time to blast a 9 minute EPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da2UJpzbT0o&pp=ygURZGlyZWN0IHRocmVhdCBzL3Q%3D
>>122713412No
Fact: I am the only one ITT who actually likes riffsFact: this proves that I am a heterosexual
>>122714173>doomgazerBased but you won’t get any love here
>>122714198You won't do shit, nerd
>>122714211Facts
>>122714212>but you won’t get any love hereNearly every band there were recs from /mu/ or /metal/ like 10-13 years ago. I had my fill.Only exception I think is Anaal Nathrakh which came from a friend.
Why are all you metalheads so fucking ugly?
>>122714246
>>122714246We still get the big tiddy goth girls
>>122714256Damn, what a balding poopeater
>>122714256His face looks like ass. An incel most likely.
>>122714256nice double chin, fatty
>>122714234Back in 2007 it was Burzum memes and pitchfork metal That was literally it. Overtime things have gradually gotten better even though it doesn’t appear so
>>122714306>Overtime things have gradually gotten betterlol
I think some chick on the subway wanted me to fuck her. Looks like I'm a chad. Later virgins, I reject metal now.
Are these any good?
>>122714375You're still a virgin you can stay
>>122714367Imagine being me and wanting to talk about metal but all your threads 404 if they weren’t sunbather, wittr, alcest, dso, or mastodon type slop
>>122714444Imagine wasting quads on Reddit posting couldn't be me
>>122714394Nah that is irrelevant. Now I'm a volcel cuz I didn't go up to her.
Such a good album. Such a gay shitty cover.
>>122714462They're German so it's ok
>>122714060Based. Most chad metal band
>>122714462>Such a good album.Incorrect.>Such a gay shitty cover.Correct.
>>122714459
>>122714502>including 'Roll for X' imagesthose are the best kind of charts
I'm listening to Inquisition - Obscure verses for the multiverse.
First two Avantasia are masterpieces.
Death Metal > Black Metal
>>122714547go back to watching gay furry porn
>>122714547I prefer Kickassia
>>122714538Not their best era but still good
blackies really see nothing wrong with dressing like thisautism confirmed
>>122714462It only looks gay if you are gay or bi and get turned on by hairy man legs. To normal men it just looks manly
>>122714581Could be worse.
>>122714596This is based though
>>122714390yeah, they're worth a listen
>>122714604Is this based too?
>>122714581
>>122714623nah it's cringeChristmas colors > B&W
>>122714645So this is better?
>>122714651Yes
>>122714651unironically yesit is more rebellious and goes more against the grain than BM doesit causes more seethe than BM doesit's also stunning, brave, and heckin' valid
>>122714665>it is more rebellious and goes more against the grain than BM doesBut BM has the highest rate of trannies which is about as rebellious and anticulture as it gets for the genre.
If you dont like this, you will never be trv3
Black metal bands may be cringe, but they are nowhere near the levels of Emperor cringe.
>>122714651what's his favorite metal band
>>122714670Are they actual trannies, reverse traps, crossdressers, or hermaphrodites?
No one will ever top the king of cringe, Varg.
How does the ultimate fusion of metal and the sleazecore aesthetic look like?
>>122714682First Fragment
>>122714701I went to a Punk/grind/powerviolence/hardcore concert yesterday and 60% looked like sleazecore hipsters
>>122714691All of the above.
>>122714701Probably this guy with a PRS playing Dissection staircase riffs
>>122714715Why would you go to that
>>122714691All are valid
>>122714670Name 25. Should be extremely easy for you. Do not include Americans. Europeans only.
>>122714742All the bands were good except for the opener which was just terrible
>>122714748Why exclude the preeminent BM nationality though?
>>122714748Can literally turn that around for any other genre.
>>122714759Who performed
>>122714670Being trans is metal
>hasn't written a review text file in 3 weeksBros...
Nile released a new single. It's a barn burnerhttps://youtu.be/a2N5TjIS7bw?si=3UamNBC_98jnnOIG
>>122714784Yes
>>122714769pre-eminently transexual
>>122714701
>>122714857HNNNGGG
>>122714805BIB,Saufknast,Brain Tourniquet + Deliriant Nerve
Black metal is for trannies. homosexuals, bullied rejects and autists. No real man listen to that shit
>>122714875buy this book you dumb coomer
>>122714912Is buy it but they have tattoos
>>122714912Books are for retards
>>122712524Is being a metal fag yet ANOTHER one of your personalities???
>>122714906I like black metal
JUDAS PRIEST IN A FEW DAYGONNA FUCK ALL THE YOUNG BITCHES
>>122714969There wasnt a single young hot woman in the crowd when I saw them
>want to wear my dropdead or siege long sleeve at a festival to mog the plebs>it will be 40 fucking degreesffffffuuuuuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MTNE0XBagw
>>122715008gay
Now that the dust has settled how does Moonblood stack up in the second wave?https://youtu.be/lStDbxU-E5E?si=UyYzhWVRjrkPfSw4
Lordi
I’d rather have hectorposting than you cretins. Some of the worst posting I’ve seen yet
can these fuckers release another album already
>>122714969The youngest thing you'll see there will be their wheelchairs
>>122715055god I hope soThat album is too fucking fun
>>122715001Dropdead and Siege are pretty entry level. I see tons of people wearing the former's stuff.
>>122714998When I saw them there were bunches of young hot metal chicks but they were all with someone, which made me really jealous because I don't understand where the hell guys find these metal chicks at
>>122715055Reminder that Bongman took drumming lessons from their drummer
>>122715090Reminder that Bongman had sex and abandoned this general
>>122715021they were good but inconsistent, The Evil Rules was their only release where I liked every song. the studio albums sucked but TOGS was better than Blut & Krieg.
>>122714969>no Downing or Tipton>Judas Priest
>>122715074Nigga in this country everyone wears the same ultra normalfag shit you can buy at Walmart or whatever. Said bands are like mega underground here.
>>122715125Must be a total doodoocrap country with cacapeepee on it lol
>>122714158holy fuck when did this leak?
>>122715123>released two good albums back to back as geriatric fucks>Halford still has an acceptable voice after doing falsetto screeching for 50 yearsYes.I just want to see Rob before he croaks.
>>122715080Even the guy in zebra pants had one. Where can I find me a metal chick
>>122715123DowningSymptome and Titdong suck
>>122715161He'll be croaking all through the show without his studio Pro Tools to cover him
>>122715080>young hot metal chicksI don't believe you
>>122715144Uhhh excuse me despite being the poorest country in the EU according to a recent study we are still... something something the study was rigged anyway and uhhh Soros and Brussels and uhhh....
>>122715166Based glamchad
>>122715112They had flash in the pan syndrome and by the time they released a full length their best days were behind them
he's restless. something's troubling him.
>>122715189He did really good when I saw them this year
Why is Nails doing Speediaper now
>>122715314I have no idea. Nails sounding "fun" just feels wrong. I like the new vocal style tho.
>>122715166The women is ugly and fat
Real women don't listen to metal
>>122715397Metal is appaling music and so are it's smelly fans
>>122715236they were just better at Bathory worship than Darkthrone worship
Moonblood is a word for a woman's period
metal bands be like >4 cavemen white dudes wearing big black shirts and cargo shorts
IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING FELL OFF MY DICK DURING THE WAR
Anyone else hate people who wear bad metal shirts like from Sabaton and stuff
>>122715540Hate on a fellow metalbro? Never.
>>122715550Us metaltards deserve hate and punches
>>122712524>Makes all faggots seethe
More like makes people into faggots
>>122715540Nah, I'm ok with any metal band shirt. What I hate are posers who show up to metal shows wearing false metal or nu-"metal" shirts like Slipknot, Disturbed, Tool, etc.
>>122715569>>122715569>>122715569nueve threadoso
>love Synarchy>have to see it get memed to death every day>can never mention it again because of hectorite allegationsI suffer.
>>122715080dating sites probably. you'll never see a half-decent looking woman who's single at a metal show; there's a reason they're there in the first place, and it isn't the music.
>>122715577Ima keep posting DSO because its kino, fuck hector for ruining for us metal chads.
