Master of Puppers editionPrevious >>128483564
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
AIslop edition
>>128518813AI music is the purest form of music
>>128518791>>128518840SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Delete this shit op
>>128518913Feel free to start a poll, I'll delete if the results say so
Better than a simp thread even if it's dumb
>>128511105
Terrible edition.
>>128518941https://strawpoll.com/eJnvVAkLknvDelete the AIslop OP and start over?
>>128519061Too late now sorry
Interesting to note...>thread with random girl as the OP took 2 and a half days to reach post limit>thread with metal related OP reached post limit in 14 hoursA good OP is actually vital to the success of the threads.
this would be a classic without the retarded jock vocals
Blasting
>>128519104Last thread was also 50% spam and completely worthless
>>128519104we're at the complete mercy of the four schizos and when they decide to start their spam
>>128519363Remember when Bongman or Negru was the most annoying poster?
Check this outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2LrArVqrQA
>>128519375i never had the displeasure of being around Bongman
>>128519127I don't remember them bothering me at all.
>>128519137https://youtu.be/KXF7KM6Av0w
https://www.deathmetal.org/meta/metal-forum/
>>128519137This is fucking amazing
>>128519775The views seem at odds with the number of replies
>>128519127>retarded jock vocalswut
>>128519775Chuck Schuldiner Died of AIDShttps://www.corrupt.org/boards/index.php/topic,229.0.html
>>128519871good work Matthew
>>128519878Why are you replying to yourself?
>>128519790No it's not shut up
Any more examples of doom metal riffs with a black metal guitar tone? https://youtu.be/P251GvCkX6g
i knooow where the stars glooow
>>128519871>>128519878lol
Chuck was gay and had AIDS...not anymore though LOL
>>128520218>not anymore though LOLHe's cured and living in a remote South American village with many voluptuous prospects for him?
Cyber Ozzy
>>128518840asked ai to merge mgla and cannibal corpse, any band with this sound?
>>128520342luckily for you, there actually ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1EhBdsTkl8
>>128520568thank you ratto, very cool
>>128520568Haha, this sure sounds like metal!
>>128520723>weird guy laughing by himself
>>128520763You can only speak for yourself here, sorry lass. Anything worth adding?
>>128520774yeah, you're weird
>>128520783Doesn't mean much, if anything, coming from a metalhead. Anything else?
>>128520342Yeah, probably. Hope you can find one! Haha
>>128520805haha funny :p
>>128519127The hardcore vocals are what makes it though.Can't say the same for the Deteriorate album, the vocals on the demo beat that one.
>>128518791This OP images giving me very bad juju. Do not like it.
>>128519775Great, now I have a chance to post this there.>>128513723>>128513735
Holy shit
Listening to this again was like a breath of fresh air. 25 years old and hasn't aged a day.
>>128520929We prefer anti-dog metal here to be fair
>>128519137I am enjoying this.
>>128520929It's because Metallica had literally nothing to do with satanic imagery or songs.
>>128520970>It's because Metallica had literally nothing to do with satanic imagery or songs.Except for that cover they did of Am I Evil?
>>128519137I was going to say it's a gimmick, but metal about communism is probably scarier to amerisharts than metal about satanism.
Metal music songs
conkirke - charlie doe
>>128520990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E4O5VlRYOYWhat did we all think about the new Megadeth? Is this gonna be their best album/
>>128520985Bit of a stretch since it's not their song and no explicit references to satanism or satanic imagery in it. "The Prince" would be a better candidate but even so it's more euphemistic than even Iron Maiden.
>>128521018The fuck is "rabm", rock against black metal?
>>128521056Racist Anarchist
>>128521056Red Anarchist Black Metal lelSome Anon made the chart because there was none with real commie bands, just anti-NSBM cucks
>>128521049His mother was a witch dude. Witchcraft is the exact same thing as satanism. And he damns his soul to hell to spite God for burning his mother alive. That's what the song is about.
>>128521018Is there anything like this but in traditional metal style?
>>128521084His mother was a witch. She was burned alive. Thankless little bitch. For the tears he cried. >And he damns his soul to hell to spite GodIt doesn't say that anywhere in the song. That's your inference.
>>128521018 Missing Ceaușescu - Socialism Multilateral Dezvoltat
>>128521091I doubt it, but you can search the Metal Archives for bands with themes like "Communism" or "Socialism" and specify whatever genre you want
>>128521100He goes crazy seeing his mother be burnt alive.
>>128521005I hate this pic
>>128521005RIP Chuck
>>128521169he died of...
>>128521204Common sense
>>128521211aids...
>>128521238Pretty sure he died of cancer, no?
>>128521262not quite, he had a lot of gay orgies thoughhttps://old.reddit.com/r/MetalMemes/comments/pk89wg/we_love_chuck_schuldiner/hc5l1un/
>>128521238Source: my ass
>>128521492chuck's ass was definitely plapped many times
>>128520946
>>128521204Acute lead poisoningS
>>128518791Anyone got a link to this album? Been looking for almost half an hour now.
>>128521620https://soundcloud.com/nba-youngboy/rich-as-hell
>>128518965C'mon "Muttallica" that's pretty good lol
>>128521631Not metal but check this outhttps://soundcloud.com/icespiceee/ice-spice-gyat
>>128519104Correct.
>>128521543Your ass was, you mean
>I'm actually feeling nostalgic for 2000s modern metal for some reasonhttps://youtu.be/pzbeU39utNw
>>128521695ayo, is that Bjorn "Speed" Strid?
>>128521704Why's he called "Speed"?
>>128521645https://soundcloud.com/ghostemane/ghostemane-euronymous
>>128521851Ghostmane is a real metalhead? Ultra based.
>>128519137https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAZmerb5gS4
>>128521921https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Baader-Meinhof/3540437781
>>128521005new Converge btw (yes Converge is inherently metal)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_mRn2kn2p4&list=RDg_mRn2kn2p4
>>128521020instrumentals deliver and daves vocals aren't too grating but fucking christ the lyrics on these singles have been dogshit cringe
IT SEEMS LIKE BALLING BITCHES IS ALL I EVER DOYOU BETTER WATCH YOUR ASSI'LL FUCK THAT TOO
>spotify has losslessturntablebros?
>>128522066i like converge but they will always be more associated with hardcore than metal
>>128522300Selling my vinyls now
Thinking about the monkey with the two buttons in front of him saying cringe/based but instead it's correct/incorrect
Sometimes I ask what/who someone is just to stir controversy
Thinking about putting Timberly face down and showing her a real dive bomb.
>drums mixed to be louder than guitarnot metal.
>DrumsGarbage.
>drums, guitarsAfrican instruments
>guitarsEuropean Excellency. >drums Gimmick Garbage.
>>128521695I don't know why Soilwork is still associated with melodeath when most of their music is just butt rock or AOR with harsh vocals
>>128522529Both are garbage. Orchestral instruments, acoustic keyboard instruments are the true European excellence.
>>128521773>He gained the nickname "Speed" from fellow students as a result of the "extreme music" he was known to enjoy.
>>128522544>butt rock or AOR with harsh vocalsThat's what most modern melodeath is though
>>128522547Dumb piece of shit doesn't know guitars and drums are both "orchestral instruments".
>>128522547>acoustic keyboard
Reminder:>Grindrcore isn't music>Slam is punk dogshit>War Metal is just grindcore>First wave is just lowfi badly played thrash metal>Snorre created the first real black metal>Only third wave is real>NSBM is ideologically the only true form of BM>The Key was the the first good death metal album>Gorguts and Necrophagist saved death metal>Synarchy is the greatest metal album of all time>Adam Kalmbach is a genius>Polyphony is rhymically independent.>Blasts are a gimmick>industrial and noise are the unused orchestral instruments of metal
>>128522548that's not fair, I got the nickname "Faggot"
>>128522583All fact checked as true by real /metal/ patriots as well as the official /metal/ council.
https://youtu.be/jYwpqQlN1Dw?si=w2OxuyhUszbI_0aYhttps://youtu.be/MmfQ7gSaJgM?si=9SD5e20xuoCW4aAghttps://youtu.be/jBfygUiS50g?si=TD2NQLHtqHN2KtZIhttps://youtu.be/xD5No_JRrZw?si=Sn1Rxsr04BnY7gcLhttps://youtu.be/OnuuYcqhzCE?si=r0J16tF57vTNNt4j
>>128522614
>>128522626Correct
>>128522572Guitars aren't, and neither are acoustic keyboard instruments "orchestral instruments". Percussion instruments are, but not the shital drums, or the techniques shital employs, which your post implied.
>>128522583grindcore isnt trying to be music, its anti-music just like noise genres
>>128522644Guitars literally are thoughever. Even featured in famous pieces such as Mahler's 7th.>Percussion instruments areHowever you said "drums" without any clarification, and thus it is your own fault.
>>128522653Excuse for being worthless hacks making meme dogshit. >You see I shit my pants on purpose!And yet the end result is still a pant shitting retard standing before you.
>>128522655>Guitars literally are thoughever.No, they aren't.>Even featured in famous pieces such as Mahler's 7th.And piano, organ are featured in Mahler 8th, doesn't make them orchestral instruments. Hammer is featured in Mahelr 6th, doesn't make it an instrument at all.>However you said "drums" without any clarification,You did that the first time
>>128516614>>128516614>>128516614NEW
>>128522671>No, they aren't.You wish. >And piano, organ are featured in Mahler 8th, doesn't make them orchestral instrumentsUtterly incoherent.>You did that the first timeAnd I meant it in the non-specified form.
>>128522679>And I meant it in the non-specified form.Too late now.
>>128522686Incoherent post.
>>128522644>>128522653>>128522655>>128522670>>128522671>>128522679>>128522686>>128522690Spam
>>128522690Incongruent reply.
>>128522698How did you manage to mass reply like that, Iass?
>>128522700Nobody likes you either here or on any forum or IRL because you're an unlikable autistic faggot
>>128522706And that's a good thing.
>>128522470You are a faggot
>>128522711Nah it's not, you just cope with being disliked by being irritating once you learn that nobody likes you every time you post somewhereGet a clue, Seefow
>>128522700Inconsonant reply.
https://guitarskillsplanet.com/tim-henson/Fucking weird freak
>>128522670but grind and noise is based..
>>128522726Happiness is a choice. Morality is subjective.>SeefowWho?
>>128522736See the reason your posts aren't funny is because you're full of bitterness from being constantly shat on every place you goToo easy to read, mate. You are pathetic and your taste in music is laughable. A literal joke here
>>128521020Megadeth is such a lame band and Dave mustain is a douche shithead his vocals are awful too
>>128522747You should throw acid in his face at his next show, as a joke of course
Ratthew finally slipped up enough to prove what I already know, the rodent is a mod/janitor. I told you guys. Hes done it before when he deleted his posts far beyond the delete limit as well, plus double posting constantly.
>>128522744I shit in every place I go, there's a difference.
>>128522758>>128522761I've done you in already, now pipe down you utter waste of space and time
>>128522744>>128522726>>128522706Poor Ratthew the jaACKy sitting here at 5am screeching at some random thinking its his bully. Maybe lay off the drugs and open up the mod panel so you can see who you are replying to, lmao.
Just filtered another post>>128519137
>>128522766>I've done you in alreadyIs that another way of saying "I've bathed in your shit already oh thank you master!"?
>>128522776Polyphony - multiple independent voices telling you you’re a fag
>>128522700But enough about Matthew’s rodent nose
You'd think a guy who's so used to reading a thesaurus every day would know a basic English phrase LOL. Pseudointelligent retard
Devin's Law
>>128522781You heard you here already >>128522676 How are you enjoying my stinky poop soup?
ts new nightwish nightcore is fire and so tuffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB8w8E4pzgssince when can floor jansen sing so well?
>>128522790The longer the thread goes on, the more likely Ratthew's micropenis will be mentioned.
>>128522790Trans women steal babies from their biological mothers so they themselves can feel like real women. Evil shiteMetal with this topic
>>128522766The last great debate of /metal/ will be if Ratthew's chin or penis is smaller. A question for the ages. Likely requiring the use of an electron microscope to determine objectively what the truth is. Thank you for the range ban again, Ratthew.
>>128522795Nice on-topic and music-related post. Really high IQ stuff
>>128522810What happened to you replying to yourself about acoustic keyboards (aka pianos, harpsichords, and pipe organs, which would have been a valid discussion if it weren't here and by an unlikable runt such as yourself)?
>>128522758>>128522758>>128522758>>128522758Just another day in the unpaid office.
>>128522828Ironically obsessed and schizophrenic post
>>1285228245am Ratthew janitor melty, love to see.
>>128522834Nah just beating you down while you thought you had a chance to recover lmaoJute Gyte?
>>128522841Were you really that upset when I figured out you were a mod/janny ages ago? Crazy how stupid the rest of the general is, almost as dumb as you mass replying like that to finally give the final undeniable piece of proof I was right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ippEmS95Lk&t=277sIs this metal or no
>>128522855*Undeniable proof that you're paranoid schizophrenic lmfaoooo
HEIL THE CLIQUE
>>128522824>modtthew admitting to being able to see ip's of postsuh oh
Heil Prozak
Stop this Ratshit
>>128522871I think he might just be a janitor or too ketbrain'd stupid to open his panel, that conversation wasn't a samefag.
That thing ain't cute
>>128522881Holy shit your right.
Matthew Zazueta - Sleepin on em
>>128522881hes only 4 inches in size how is he gonna move around the desk and hit the button to open the panel
>>128522808Can't believe she's dead. Miss her already
>>128522894Hit a lickBeat ya bitch up
818
>>128522905Isn't that the Hitler number
Look at all the spam hes generating lol, poor Rodent is having a mental breakdown over his own glorious fuck up. >>128522758I mean it is rather funny how obvious Ratthew was making it as well, leaving his own dick pic up for hours and hours deleted. >>128522896>hes only 4 inches in sizeHey man, I know hes short, but don't be mean, hes 4'4" in heels ok?
What are you still doing up,Get to bed
grindcore = riffshectorcore = riffless garbage wanking
>>128522916Went to a show earlier and have nothing going on. This is my time
>manlet twig>balding>acne warzone on face>missing chin>can't grow a beard>sloped missing frontal lobe>foot long rodent nose>hated by literally everyone>drug addiction caused brain damage>4chan schizo for life>Does it for free 16 hours a day>Literal micropenisDamn, Ratthew really is the ultimate combination of dysgenic failure. I mean what else could possible make this any worse, hes lost at everything KEK. Mfw I will never be Ratthew.
>>128522931CORRECT.
>>128522931Boring fake repetitive list. Here's something funnierhttps://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/seefow
>>128520944Underrated gem of the yearhttps://eter-jje.bandcamp.com/album/cicho-wiat-w
>>128522936No need to upvote your own posts here, lad
>>128522931>the immediate ratthew seethelove to see it
>>128522959Ironic post. Your mom would suck my dick, dude. Favorite Jute Gyte album lol
>>128522931hes literally every negative sterotype of a janitor, what did his mother do to have god curse her child like this?
>>128522963stfu faggot
>>128522965Lol>>128520232
>>128522970She would, dude and you would be doing her a favor judging by your runtoid posting style. What kind of metal does she like?
>>128522975>>128522931Lol
>>128522931>>128522975True
>>128522975Wonder what your own mother thinks of you saving and posting this? She probably would see my other pictures and say hey, why notAny metal recommendations for us?
>>128522931>rolled 1's for every attribute>ends up a 4chan janny
>>128522979>cant realize im not the same guyyou cant see ips faggot phonymy mom doesnt like 4 inches
>>128522981>>128522983Damn you guys are some seriously locked-in gangstalkers. Props lolWhere's the music though?https://gangstalkers.bandcamp.com/
Devin won
>>128522992Yeah I was talking to youShe would take my 6 inches clean dude, how do you even know that though? Bit weirdAny metal for this weird freak vibe that you have going?
>>128522990Lol
>>128522999Not really lmao
>>128522975>>128522931Based members of the skaven hordes.
>>128523006>>128522990>>128523011Haha but seriously dudes your moms would be both disappointed in you all and attracted to me because I don't listen to shite metal like you allYou just know, lads
Ratthew's death will be a benefit to 4chan and the planet as a whole.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_gkpYORQLU
>my mom doesnt like 4 inchesWhat kind of metalhead says this lmfaooooo
Bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukvKoheHCzsIs this metal
>>128522931MFW I will never be ratthew
>>128523039>>128522944
>>128523014Correct.
Some random guy on /int/ (direct quotation):>No one likes buttpoo zazoo
>>128523057Yeah now that's a great board worth checking out >>>/int/216904941Where's the metal
>>128523057Correct.
>>128523065Goddamn that shit makes vegan metal debates look like Michelin-star discussion
>>128523066Women find me attractive, including your mom, dude. Any metal?
>>128519137
>>128522864Meltdown thread
DESPITE ALL MY RAGEI AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
>>128522711>>128522729>>128522736>>128522761>>128522767>>128522776Trying to turn things around because you hate being shat on like the unlikable autistic loser you are, dudePathetic
>>128523065True >>>/int/216912593>>>/int/216912627
>>128523121You sure are, lad. Ask your mom about Jute Gyte
where is the metal discussion
Remember that time I showed a newfag who had never been to /metal/ a picture of Ratthew's face, and the newfag immediately insulted it saying it looked like a rat.Legendary moments in the history of Ratthew's life.
>>128523134Damn that is quick. Why are metalheads such weird freaks like this lmfao
>>128523155See >>128523076
Being looksrated by an autistic faggot pseudointelligent metalhead who listens to dissonant slopYeah, that's an opinion worth tuning in to. Lmfao
>>128523078All laughably terrible releases. Thank you
I actually found it, still cracks me up to this dayhttps://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/125936022/#q125936781>>125936759>>125936781>Looks like a fucking sewer rat.>Looks like a fucking sewer rat.>Looks like a fucking sewer rat.>Looks like a fucking sewer rat.
>>128523155>small minds discuss people
>>128523204Nice, you cherrypicked a shit picture. Anyways is your mom still alive? She listen to metal at all?
>>128523212You know. You know
>>128523212
>>128523217>>>/int/216912838
Adam Kalmbach
>>128523239Refer to >>128523212Thanks
>>128523224that is one impressively ugly bitch
>>128523252What I told ya mam when I woke up next to her LOLMetal for this feel
We are still waiting for a side profile photo of Rathew to determine if his forehead or chin has a more aggressive slop to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp7wP-rKu-E
>>128523266Haha, upvoted!
>>128523266>slopslope*
Where were you when you realized Wiggerslam really is the best thing to happen to Metal since thrash? For me it was when I was hitting pads in Thailand
All the women lurkers Ratthew is talking to are waiting for his side profile, don't disappoint your fangirls!
>>128523147On the metal-archives
>>128523294Look dude I get that you're a faggot and all but I'm not taking pictures for you and your creepy friends. Weird freak
>>128523090My favorite album of all time
>eurhhh polypeaYou are a literal faggot dude. You are better off on reddit where your people are
>>128523303Its not for us, its for the female lurkers, Iass. Or are you telling me you keep uploading your rodent visage and micropenis for other men to see, you homo freak?
>>128523310For me, its Multidimensional Wigger Brutality
>>128523326Post hidden and left unread. Get a clue dudeType another one and I'm not bothering
do you guys think britney spears would do some guest vocals on my d-beat demo?
>>128523316Not sure what you are talking about, Iass. Aren't you the rodent who dated a tranny called Devin that used to top you because xer penis was larger than yous?
>>128523333You should pay her like 50$ to dance on a green screen for the music video
>>128523329Why do you think this is your personal grindr profile, Iass? Originally you said you posted for the female lurkers, but really you just like other men. Damn, your dad really did turn you gay from all that cock he gave you.
>>128523344>>128523329
Ratthew is a gay fag that likes dudes and sends them his pics all day in the hopes they'll come over and give him the dicking he wants so bad.
>>128522922Lmao
>>128523364Do you wonder why people don't like you or have you figured it out yet
>>128523333I hear Snoop Dogg's going rate is $1500. He performed at my cousins birthday
>>128523386You're posting weird shit after I pointed out >>128522726>>128522744
Feel bad for Seefow's mom more than anyone tbqh. Sad man
>>128523392Nothing weird about your close bond with your father, Iass. Just don't take that homo lust out on us, ok?
>>128519208At least this one's only about 25%
New fleshvessel announced, I remember not liking this band at all
>>128523434>>128523440Your mom literally would dude. Favorite Jute Gyte?
No stems no seeds crystals like they amethyst
>>128523440>>128523434Correct.
>>128523457Is it true your mom would suck ***thew while listening to Jute Gyte?
>>128523456So true. >>128523459Don't think she could find it, Iass.
>>128523386This.
>>128518791Why is /metal/ so dead nowadays?
>>128523474Rodent janitor killed it, sad!
>>128521620Lol
>>128518791Lol
Hey guys! What's going on in this thread? :-)
>>128523021>>128523021>>128523021>>128523021>>128523021
>>128523496Hey is that you, Jim! Not too much, just a bit of jokes at the moment, hahaha. Hope all is well! :-D-Q
>>128518866Bit racist
>>128519461Slept on tried-and-true classic
I’m curious to see if there is a worse thread on 4chan at this moment
>>128519375No, not sure why any even slightly mentally sane person from that long-past time of /metal/ would be here at this point
Now that the dust has settled, was the Caller of the Storms AMA real? If you got to ask him shit please tell me about that. Insane to me this legend would come here but I want to believe it
>>128523545Nobody cares about that bitchass n*gga from the norf. Take that shit back to r3ddit no joke
>>128523540If your mom made a thread for me it would be way worse trust me dudeMetal for this feel
>>128523566Don’t reply to me
>>128523576Hahaha
>>128523594Correct.
>>128523594Seefow's Mom? Ehnahre?
>>128523594HEIL
>>128523602Lol
Like yknow I respect the hustle of typing these entire pseud paragraphs of half-meaningless music discussion but I like simpler sentences with better jokes and metal
Making the new, as it were
>>128523639If you're going to order some food for me just make sure it's a reasonable amount
160 pounds of pure dissonance
>>128523662I was referring to my recent vinyl order by the way of course, not my rapid weight gain
Symbolicance
Limp Bizkit
When’s your next pill
>>128522944Cute
>>128523704All according to schedule
weird how the posts stop all of a sudden
>>128523779Yeah or you're just a low IQ dumbass
Yeah, great thread, really found a few albums worth listening to here. Actually no I didn't. There was no music in this shit lol
>>128523720not really I’m cuter than that
"Muttallica" lmao
>>128523799Finally a Riley Pinkerton interview
>>128523821>>128523821>>128523821>>128523821>>128523821
>>128519127low test take
