>>131707762Don't forget to vote on the quarter-finals of /wpop/ WAIFU MADNESS 2026!>MATCH 25: Billie Eilish vs. Caroline Polachekhttps://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AGONGgN>MATCH 26: PinkPantheress vs. Carly Rae Jepsenhttps://strawpoll.com/3RnYXE1NQye>MATCH 27: Charli XCX vs. Madonnahttps://strawpoll.com/Qrgewj7DOyp>MATCH 28: Olivia Rodrigo vs. Phoebe Bridgershttps://strawpoll.com/Q0Zp73qKDgMVoting period ends at 1 PM EST!>PLEASE READ IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT BELOW<
shitlivia "circus freak" muttrigo lost
Nino is ignoring me
>>131710571Fuck off ZP
>IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANTAn anon previously asked about Chappell's lose against Ethel and i couldn't shake it off my mind. I went back and checked the initial matchups with the Turkish interference in mind, and the results are... disturbing.Most of the matchups remain with the same outcome, with the following exceptions:>Tate McRae would've beaten Marina>Sabrina Carpenter would've beaten Clairo>Dua Lipa would've beaten Madonna>Chappell Roan would've beaten Ethel CainI take full responsibility for this fuck-up and i'm sorry for not checking the country data from the start to root-out interference.At 1 PM, before moving to the semi-finals, we will be holding a short FLASH ERRATAS POLL to fix this.>Tate McRae will fight the winner of Billie Eilish vs. Caroline Polachek>Sabrina Carpenter will fight the winner of PinkPantheress vs. Carly Rae Jepsen>Dua Lipa will fight the winner of Charli XCX vs. Madonna>Chappell Roan will fight the winner of Olivia Rodrigo vs. Phoebe BridgersIF YOU'RE A TATERTOT, CARPENTER, DUANATOR OR PINK PONY, STAY IN LINE!!!!Reading your thoughts.
>>131710561He brought it to our attention and immediately course-corrected. Our elected officials should aspire to such transparency.
>>131710571another low IQ brown post from zheanipedo
>>131710572What did I ignore, my good Buddy?
Turkishchads won
>>131710571fpbp
>>131710593Fuck off ZP
>>131710572Oh, you mean Halsey's appearance at Slayyyter's show? Good for her, I guess.I prefer Slayyyter.
>>131710571this nigga misunderstood a post calling Chappell a circus freak and he's been running with that moniker for Olivia ever since lmao
i could care less about this poll rigged by third worlders at this point
>>131710460>>131710460>>131710460>>131710460
Taylor at a fancy event explaining to you how giving thirdies internet access ruined the internet.
>>131710574Justice is served.
>>131710596Lol no I was just joking cause you didn't acknowledge my good morning post
>>131710574>>131710608More accurately, Clairo and Bina would've needed a tie-breaker.
>>131710586Bina bros we back
>>131710581>you're totally using VPNs>got any evidence?>I don't know, you just are, okay?!https://youtu.be/r7l0Rq9E8MY
>>131710612Clairo: 48 - 33 suspicious turkish votes = 15Sabrina Carpenter: 22>Winner: Sabrina Carpenter
>>131710612dumbass paki can't do math
>>131710626what makes them suspicious other than turkishwhat if they were 33 suspicious american votes
>>131710626I was just going by the USA votes in that image. If you're including other countries that aren't Turkey, then sure, Bina would've won.
shut your brown ass up and turn that bulgarian vpn off lmao
>>131710630she would've got through every round in the bracket for me
>>131710603These polls are wholly frivolous anyway. It's just a way for us to have fun, but even that's a tall order.
All this poll shit is terrible. I hate /wpop/ now
everyone here is brown except me
man idk
>>131710644>if I say it enough times, it's true>you totally used a VPN>I don't know, you just didhttps://youtu.be/r7l0Rq9E8MY
>>131710637Already went over this >>131705891Every single poll has 20+ turkish votes, more than every other country in most cases, and with the exception of Olivia vs. Gaga, all of them for a single candidate. Unless /wpop/ is predominately a turk general this is just silly.Take it up with the committee.
>>131710663why do you keep reposting that
>>131710669It's my go-to whenever you accuse me of something egregious without evidence.
https://youtu.be/r7l0Rq9E8MY
>>131710665yeah ok you're probably right
>>131710574thank you based eddie
>>131710675>>131710683It gets better every time I see it!
>>131710665Just curious, how did the Ariana vs Phoebe polls breakdown by country?
>ONE BILLION streams of “Kickstart My Heart” on Spotify - What an incredible honor! >A billion thanks to all the Crüeheads around the world who helped take it there. This one's for YOU!!
>>131710675>>131710683>>131710687i'm not watching it
>>131710565Hey Kyliefan, have you seen this? I instantly thought of you when this popped up:https://youtu.be/FNXoEhcz8z4https://youtu.be/FNXoEhcz8z4https://youtu.be/FNXoEhcz8z4https://youtu.be/FNXoEhcz8z4
>>131710689https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmXWkMlKFkIWOAHYEAHKICKSTART MY HEART HOPE IT NEVER STOPS
>>131710663
>>131710688nigga shut yo bitchass up already
>>131710688Fucking retard
>>131710716>>131710722I'm wondering if I'm going to have to retire this image as well.
Venom Frontman Cronos Dead at 63https://metalinjection.net/news/venom-founder-cronos-dead-at-63?message=sme-cleared-site-cache
I NEED TO RAPE CLAIRO
>>131710742And we'll keep raping your schticks in return ya bum
>>131710748got his ass
>>131710732Damn. Gonna be spinning these in memoriam:https://youtu.be/3qbwnDd5yOohttps://youtu.be/xNbWiXv5Fdchttps://youtu.be/3KjwjuS5ig8
>>131710728AI slop posting elderly faggot
>>131710748Based Schtickrapist
>>131710702Guess I'll be put on ChatGPT and Palantir's list as enjoying the suicide boyfriend song :')
I need to consensually love Billie.
>>131710767now that's more like it
>>131710728why can't you be like eddie and whip up a loving work with human effort in photoshop
>>131710767based
>>131710777This was enough work for me. This was when I didn't like Phoebe so much.
>>131710777because he's not an actual human being
You steal my schtick and rape it with your terrible bug bina X-t
>>131710796Do you have a notepad list of all the shit I've posted?
https://poprant.indiatimes.com/trending/does-olivia-rodrigos-controversial-lolita-look-glamourising-predators-popstar-sparks-backlash-as-netizens-compare-visuals-to-a-music-video-for-the-epstein-files/articleshow/131093676.htmlimportant read
i ain't reading that
>May 14, 2026, 18:26 IST
>>131710824>Does Olivia Rodrigo’s controversial ‘Lolita’ look glamourising predators?was it a third worlder or an AI that wrote this?
>>131710824>indiatimes.com/Not really dispelling the thirdie allegations saar.
i like sixsex and tay, but i can accept tay is hotteri like billie and tay, and i just can't accept billie is hotter she's just not okay
Denim jackets are it this fall.
Just in time for Halloween season.
Choli's friend BTW
Choli
Churlish xcx
https://open.spotify.com/track/4v9alNvEjLjvqo4LNWwswl
Hey guys what's you're favorite scary movie?
Larry Nassar (gymnastics) has been removed from the sex offender registry list. And so has anyone who committed sex crimes in Michigan before July 2011.
>>131710967https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpjvYy_T1uE
>>131710574What a fucking shitshow. This is a joke. You fucking suck at this, Eddie. And your "solution" is absolutely ridiculous.
>>131710973Oh shit I forgot about that guy. Doesn't he look like the prototypical chud?
>>131710911I genuinely don't know what she means by that.
Billie wonPinkPantheress wonCharli XCX wonOlivia Rodrigo won
POLLS CLOSED.No signs of interference.The winners are:>Billie Eilish>PinkPantheress>Charli XCX>Olivia RodrigoFlash round will be up in a bit to decide who goes into the semi-finals.
Liv's sideways flip pussy is a guaranteed win.
>>131710995kys
PinkPantheress
>>131711043isn't that her correct name
>muh pollsfaggots
>>131711052Fuck off ZP
>>131711034why are you only counting usa votes
Halsey talks about her shift from music into producing and acting!
This actually might be the most mentally ill general on 4chan.org.
Can't believe Carly lost to that bong nobody.
that egghead balding bitch really lost to a school shooter tho KEKKEKKEK
>>131711071Man i love black women!!
>>131711084Fuck off ZP
>>131711084https://youtu.be/r7l0Rq9E8MY
>>131711092BASED
>>131711088LOVE EM
>>131711084i don't know who either of these are supposed to be
>>131711079Lost bigly too
is anyone else mad right now
>>131711062I'm not, it's only the country with the most votes in each poll. Results are public in each link in the OP.
>>131711056>implying i know any of you weirdo faggots by namewho tf is that guytake your meds
>>131711104zp is, definitely
>>131711105I see.
>>131710973Would have fingered Makayla with the power of 100,000 Larry Nassar's!!!
>>131711034What was the breakdown of countries between Ariana and Phoebe?
fuck this placei'm joining the winning team
>>131711117
>>131711108/b/ is like this a lot
NEW POLLS>NEW POLLSNEW POLLS>NEW POLLSErratas polls to decide who goes into the semi-finals. More details here >>131710574>FLASH ROUND 1: Billie Eilish vs. Tate McRaehttps://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3xwYNyA>FLASH ROUND 2: Sabrina Carpenter vs. PinkPantheresshttps://strawpoll.com/BDyNzvL17yR>FLASH ROUND 3: Dua Lipa vs. Charli XCXhttps://strawpoll.com/wAg3Qx7XWy8>FLASH ROUND 4: Chappell Roan vs. Olivia Rodrigohttps://strawpoll.com/6QnMQNV27nePolls close at 5 PM EST
aubrey anguish
>>131711104Surprisingly, no! Life has been a shit show, but today is good.
>>131711034*sigh*We fought the good fight, Pheebsters, but we couldn't sustain against the Livvy Army. Caroline similarly didn't stand a chance against Billie. At least both made it to the quarter finals especially when the odds were stacked against them especially Phoebe.
>>131711125billie bina choli livvy
>>131711124why would you use that board in the modern era
the Livvy Army
>>131711150look at the future winner of waifu madness 2026
If Livvy loses to that drag queen I swear to God...
>>131711125Tate, PinkPantheress, Dua and Livvy.
>WHICH ONE OF YOU IS EDDIE?!>we demand an apology!! >we will not stand by as negative aspersions are being cast on the turkish people!!>we Turks do not rig!!!
>>131711125billie, pink, choli, livvy
>>131711125Voted for:>Billie>PinkPantheress>Dua>Livvy!!!
>>131711125tate, sabrina, charli, chappell
gj retard
>>131711152The two are friends, so why would you care? Besides, Livvy is outdoing Chappy in real life.
TateSabrinaDua Chappell
Pinky fingering my dick hole for Liv
>>131711179fuck this retard
>>131711157
>>131711188
>>131711179she looks like an ugly little boy here. glad i voted for chappell
EVERYONE HAS AIDS
>>131711195I feel like the old Schtickster would be a fun hang
>>131711208that's just bed bugs
VOTE LIVVY
>>131711220>>131711223https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh1BV3YP5S0
>>131711208AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDSAIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDSAIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS AIDS, AIDS!
VOTE BINA>VOTE BINA VOTE BINA>VOTE BINA
>>131711210I drink lots of alcohol, smoke cigs, do cocaine, masturbate to things, And fuck whores. Some times I sing and play instruments. No video games tho
>>131711237why don't people make aids jokes as much anymore when i was young that was like the big thing to make jokes about. just mentioning Aids would be a guaranteed easy laugh in certain company.
>>131711247>No video games tho
>>131711247reminiscent of Charles Manson
>>131711244I love Bina, even if her penchant for coxk and ball torture is ruining me
WE'RE BULGARIANS!We're reckless, arrogant, stupid Bulgarians. And the Americans are Americans. And the Turks are Turks. Americans don't like Bulgarians, because Americans get fucked by Bulgarians. But Bulgarians also fuck Turks - Turks who just want to shit on everything. Americans may think they can deal with Turk their way, but the only thing that can fuck a Turk is a Bulgarian, with some balls! The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate.And it takes an American to show a Bulgarian that. But sometimes Americans get so full of shit that they become Turks themselves, because Americans are only an inch-and-a-half away from Turks. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck these Turks, we are going to have our Bulgarians and our Americans all covered in shit.
>>131711190>"kills for up to 13 weeks"Sleep tight fucker. I'll be back!!
President Tooly fuming at her best friends getting slandered
Clairo pinky fingering my dick hole!!!
did any other Canadians vote for Madonna? I'm sad she lost. it's inexplicable to me. no offense to choli...>>131711282I'm Canadian. all i know about bulgarians is that they're from bulgaria
Clairopinkkky
Eating out Clairo's sweaty slightly poopy butthole
>>131710571UHMMMM the circus freak is choppell. muttlivia is just a brown SEAmonkey larping as latina
>>131711308Fuck off ZP
>>131711257You are OBSESSED WITH ME
>>131711304the image did not look like that. bro artificially brightened this shit
women should have surgeons generals warning tattooed on their pussies and assholes regarding the health risks of analingus and cunnilingus
spraying shit all over your homes Saints Row 2 style if Bina loses
>>131711244NO
>>131711319>>131710571
i voted for binaher opponent is too local, we don't have her in my country
>>131711329Fuck off ZP
>>131711320This. Putting your mouth on a woman is basically asking to get cancer.
>>131711329she's evidently winning big
>>131711296About the most I know about Bulgarians is that they were the first group of Slavs to ever use Cyrillic. This is a massive point of pride for them and they like to claim to be the original Slavs.
uh-oh, seether melty >>131711109
>>131711314Do you have a notepad list of all the shit I've posted?
Mikey Madison names Pretty in Pink as John Hughes' best work
Tooly's more of a Home Alone gal
bina vs livvy finale is fucking real
Cooly's more of a Home Alone 2 gal
>>131711125BIWWIEBINACHOLILIVVY
>>131711369You don't come up with anything note worthy
>>131711255I think because it's much less of a death sentence thanks to modern medicine along with current politics regarding the historical stigma of contracting HIV.
>>131711387these niggas are still stuck on GUTS we bumpin' FAGSil this year
>>131711387Mission successful
>>131711404this is true i saw it on the news
braaàaæaaeaäp
>>131711432>t.
aaahhh...
