Thank you 4chan and mu, we are gonna sell millions of records and all this depressive shithole will be just a small chapter in my autobiography.
>>131729931No problem Dua, good luck with your new band
>>131729931Why not The Resurrectioner Action?
>>131729931Reserection
>>131729977It's interesting that Dua Lipa could habe been anything that she wanted to be, a pornstar, a top model, an actress, and in every single one she would be the best ever, a generational talent. But instead she chose the hardest route, which was to become a singer, and still she became one of the best to ever do it.
>>131731819We are thinking about a title for our first EP, maybe we will use that one, thanks.
>>131729931>>131729931Call the album "The Retrospective Inspection of The False Election of The Resurrection Erection".
Bands do not become popular if their name has more than four syllables. You're fucked.
>>131729931God I hate pop, wow you have a great ass! But your music fucking eats grass.Your music gets millions of listens, but it teaches no damn lessons.Though I shouldn't be sad, I need to be glad!All the imbeciles listen to your bad music, and all the brainy-cels listen to my good music!
>>131731785Hmm, I don't think so. We were heavily inspired by Dua in the naming process, the idea behind it was that she never fails to make us hard, even in the moments that we happen to be very depressed in our lives, when we see a photo or video of Dua Lipa we instantly get a boner and get that extra energy and motivation to do something, or to go some place, take an important decision, etc. She gives us that genital chakra gate penile energy, if you know what I mean, we get hard as fuck, our bass player for example has a masturbatorium in his home full of Dua posts and monitors.
>>131732262That will be the name of our experimental third album, thank you very much. You won't receive royalties though. And despite being called experimental, the album will still remain rooted in pop sensibilities, with catchy alternative songs and brilliant melodic hooks. It won't be avant-garde or anything of that sort.
>>131729931imagine the turds that get smushed on the sides of those cheeks and all the toilet paper that has to be abused to clean those fat butt flaps of all the smelly poop smeared all over them and how full and clogged the toilet is every day
>>131729931name a single successful 7-syllable band
>>131732278>>131732527There's plenty of them, nearly an infinite number of them: King Gizzard and the wizard lizardAt the drive inRed hot chilli peppersThe jimi hendrix experienceEcho & the bunnymenPsychadelic porn crumpets
>>131732572I could go on and on about the names, but just remember our name, we will be the next big thing.
>>131732527Bullet for my Valentine
>>131729931that's not a nice ass...
>>131729931You will never convince 4chan to accept these Jewish mafia assets. It will always be those who destroyed you for good.
i knew a guy in real life who was obsessed with this mid bitch
>>1317383484chan IS jewish media
