"you lazy fucks have made me make the last three threads" editionOLD: >>131877388FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
Mornin
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>>131885398Afternoon
>>131885404American website, don't forget you're a guest here
>>131885416>American websiteObviously given it has /lgbt/ and /mlp/
>>131885416>owned by the chineseof course
>>131885416>moderated by mossadof course
>>131885416>moderated by Israel
>>131885434although the intro of Battery is awesome, Metallica's special acoustic shows really do suck
>>131885434I don't give a shit about terminal pseuds like Waters.
>>131885421>>131885427>>131885436>>131885437instantkvetch
>got all the third worlders riled upameriGOD I kneel
>>131885454If America stopped existing, those third world shit holes would be forced to look at themselves and do something for onceBut given their lack of intellect on a nation level, would sooner devolve into civil war than actually fix their shit
Artist: Lich KingAlbum: Toxic Zombie OnslaughtSong: Black Metal Sucks>Over there in Norway, the churches all burn down>Let's go dress in goth clothes and get painted like a clown>Awesome leather armbands with spikes like two feet long>Hair is parted down the middle, frowning like a frog>Auuugh eeeuugh>eeuughh>What?>You suck!
>>131885416You're all using my language here, don't forget it
>>131885480good pizza thrash for guys who are raising their wife's boyfriend's son
>>131885480So I don't give a shit about this new mediocre spampost, but what the fuck is insulting about hair being parted down the middle?
>>131885508only girls do that
>>131885516yeah we do
>>131885516I don't think that's true.
Will some kind anon please post the gatekeeping black metal pasta saying "you are all intellectually earthworms who can never hope to comprehend it, so why even try?"
>>131885508it happens naturally in chimpanzees
>>131885529True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Aryan Satankampf, Graveland, the Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand anything about the real Hitleric Nazi Black Metal. You are just a poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misanthropists who do not care about people like you dampers.Black Metal is music for the elite and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Satanism. You ridiculous little kids. Our worldview is based on Wotanic Hitlerism, on a personal level satanic individualism, collective level Hitleric Fascism. Without an understanding of theoretical occultism, it is useless to dream of understanding the Wotanic worldview. None of you can understand Wotanism, for you are all intellectually earthworms. You can not reach the elite level of Satanism, so why even dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are for the elite. For real misanthropists.
If you listen to BM, but you don’t know what phase the moon is in, or what wild flowers are blooming then you have failed. It is shocking to me that one could be seriously interested in Black Metal and not be deeply committed to radical ecology. Is BM supposed to be about concrete high rises, suburbs, television, an easy modern existence with access to 4-tracks and corpse paint from the local hot topic? No! The music is about wild forests, unfettered rivers, nature: furious and vengeful.Frankly, I think a good portion of Black Metallers haven’t thought too hard about why they are into the music. I remember reading an interview with Garm of Ulver, I think in Michael Moynihan’s “Lords of Chaos”. Garm just couldn’t say enough horrible things about the youthful malcontents who buy the majority of Black Metal records; I tend to agree with him. Black Metal is a fairly easy thing to get into. There is a style, a sound, a set of beliefs – it’s all there to be purchased or downloaded with nary a thought of one’s own needed to get the whole package. There is deep truth underneath the façade of grim posturing, but one needs to search for it.
>>131885545>>131885551We eating good pasta tonight!!!
>>131885501chud
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>>131885617why are they colored
>>131885630we don't use that word anymore granddad
>>131885484sorry Sukdeep
why has duskmourn not released anything since 2023
>>131885643Incoherent post
>>131885397I've tried listening to Enslaved a lot and this is the only album of theirs that sticks out to me.
>>131885709I saw them open up for Blowpeth supporting that album
>>131885709Whoops meant to post this album
>>131885709>muh odin
>>131885806>muh odin:I>muh odin (NSBM):O
the best slayer album? of course it's:
>>131885860Correct.
>>131885860diabolus in musica
>>131885860Incorrect.
If you listen to BM, but you don't know where your partner is in her menstrual cycle then you have failed
show me one (1) good zoomer band
>>131885944sleep token
>>131885965not metal
>>131885860South of Heaven for +200 alex. Also anti abortion? Hell yea!
>>131885397>>131884429The original cover fits the album way more. I am not a fan of the reissue, it takes away the space-y atmosphere that is present throughout the album.
>>131885797every song sounds the same and the baseline songwriting isn't interesting
>>131886000BASED
Absolute peak fall metalhttps://youtu.be/VqwuHkbcGQ8
>>131885979>Also anti abortion? Hell yea!retard
>>131885466>muh third world inferiorityThe only really "first world" part of America are the Democratic statesMost Americans on 4chan are from the hick flyover states, who act virtually indistinguishable from thirdies. Same level of uneducated retardation, just more money.
>>131886052luv me Martwa and Grudzień 'ate everything after 2015simple as
>>131886061>t. never listened to the album
>>131885979abortion is the #1 killer of black babies
>>131885942If you listen to BM, but have partner, you have failed
>>131886073all live is precious
>>131886078>>131886098Real brazil hours right now
>>131886073what's the second
For a demographic who have never even seen a pussy irl, incels have surprisingly strong opinions on abortion
>>131886111Birth defects from menthol ciggies
>>131886124they are not blinded by emotions, they view the issue from az objective standpoint
>>131886124If they even stepped into a grocery store for a single day, they'd become uberfascists overnight and declare that most people shouldn't even be allowed to breed
Thoughts on Castle Rat?
>>131886154Only appeals to coomers, shit music
>>131886154painfully mid, borderline terrible shit band only enhanced by visuals
>>131886154retards who have never listened will say "muh industry plant" or "muh tits" but they are legit great. Amazing songwriting, fun live show, probably the best band of this style since Sabbath.
>>131886168ok simp
>>131885545Cheers!So I wanted to parody this post >>131885466with some manifesto on True American Patriot Black Metal, but realized I don't know enough about the current state of the States
>>131886168>Amazing songwriting
>>131886154disgusting hairy slag
>TING TING TWANG TWANG>TING TING TWANG TWANG>SKEEWOAH SKEEWOAH>DUNGADONG DUNGADONG
>>131886154NM (Not Metal) Women can’t be metal
>>131886183god damn those are some ugly ass bitches
>>131886197shit tier album
>>131886183Sirens is an amazing song thobeit
>>131886137Oh, Pharmacist? You mean poor man's Regurgitate? Second rate Haemorrhage? amateur Dead Infection cover band? Pathologist for fucking losers with no taste? Sixt-rate Carcass wannabes? Yeah, I've heard of them.
>>131886214shit tier band too, they have one album that's "ok" (don't remember the title)
>>131886222I like all those bands and pharmacist.
>>131886078Ayy, you saw what I was getting at! Have a bat cookie
>>131886197>*influences all modern metal*
I need to copyright my text files
>>131886073>abortion>killingnah
KILLED BY DEATH
>>131885942My partner and I friggin' LOVE black metal! However, she was assigned male at birth and therefore doesn't menstruate. Have I still failed?
business idea: corpse paint designs for feminine penises
I'VE GOT A BAD REPUTATION
My BM is trvly g(h)astly today
>>131886237>*ruins all modern metal*
ABORTIONWHEN IT IS NEEDEDEXECUTION FOR THOSE WHO DESERVE ITTHE GIVING AND TAKING OF LIFEWILL ALWAYS BEALTERING THE FUTURE
JAMES HETFIELD
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>>131886350he's a prick
>>131886350more like Chudz Hatefield
OLD ENOUGH TO BLEEDOLD ENOUGH TO BREEDOLD ENOUGH TO PEETHEN SHE'S OLD ENOUGH FOR MELET'S FUCK
