Eddie the Head gamer editionOld: >>131896786 # FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
BLASTING
>>131901514
BRUUHH-UUURRRRRRRPPPPP
>>131901522based riffchad>>131901530cringe riffless dissoshitter
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>>131901606/metal/ thrives on conflict. Say something nice about Jews.
>>131901624Jewish women have amazing racks
>>131901632Yes
>>131901624NSBM is a Jewish psyop
>>131901632Hmm. Ok, I got nothin'
>>131901641Pretty kickass psyop, if you ask me.
>>131901641Based Hebraic riff masters
>>131901624They are mortal
>>131901548Started listening to live/dead album. I forgot how much i like listening to their concerts.>>131901624>>131901632I thought sara jay was really hot when i was a teenager
>>131901684a face only a coomer could love
>>131901684Nice bro enjoy. Also Sara Jay has a man face.
>/k/ is being brigaded by Russian BBC postsSomething blew upRussian bands for this feel? Might be time to listen to Katalepsy
>>131901677Lol
James Hetfield is beloved here
>>131901695That's just how they all look before plastic surgery
>>131901701posting the only Russian band in my library
>>131901691>>131901695I wasn’t looking at her face…
>>131901713Check out Old Wainds.
imagine having a big tiddy Jewish gf who's into metal
>>131901729>from Murmansk, the world's largest city north of the Arctic CircleI'm expecting some super kvlt shit now anon
>>131901708more like jacob hetfeld amirite
>>131901731I don’t want my gf to like metal. Whenever i see girls at metal shows i imagined they’re dragged there
>>131901731Apparently WK is already living your dream
>>131901743You'd be right in that expectation.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0YnH1z83p4&t=255s
>>131901713Based. Love that album.>>131901729Thanks Anon!
>>131901764this rules
>>131901766Obscure russian thrash compared to Aspidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_RrqL-ET5k
Also, don't forget about all the Blazebirth Hall bands from Russia. Great BM.
>destroys metal
>>131901713This was NYP on the label's Bandcamp page years ago.
>>131901945>is irrelevant and forgotten
>>131901957everything is free to me
Kaevum - Kultur [2027 Remaster]
Dumb simps
>>131902110Bitch I KNOW you ain't talkin' about me
>>131902110If you're havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you, son
Out of these 2, which one do you prefer: Death or Obituary?
Out of these 2, which one do you prefer: Morbid Angel or Morbid Angel?
>>131902316Death Angel
>>131902316Morbid Angel [Mike Browning]
>>131902316Both, altars era, formulas n such eraillud doesn't count>>131902278Death cuz bigbrain-elephant-jak.jpg
Burzum or Louis Cachet?
>>131902278Obituary. Dumb question.
>>131902375Old Funeral
>>131902413is it the greatest demo of all time?
>>131902438Hell no, it is the truest bm ever released
>>131902488but varg wasn't in it anymore, and varg is a genius who invented metal and AIDS
>>131902529why did Varg seek companionship with apes?
>>131902488Old Funeral were Death Metal.>>131902529>varg wasn't in it anymoreThat demo was before he joined.
RIP Ozzy
>>131902617It's real FFFFFFUUUUUCCCKKKKK
>>131902529>>131902592You guys are so obsessed with varg and jew meems that u missed the j.. oh wait i gotta go drop my bm full-length brb
>>131902638Weird loser post
Which diaper king goes next? Halford is my bet
yes very immature joke, carry on fags
>>131902661Iommi.
>>131902661hopefully dave mustaine
just found out Hitler diedit's so fucking over
>>131901514Someone suggested this last thread. It's aiiiiiiight.
>>131902697you mean this thread, dumbass
>>131902702Don't disrespect me, boy.
The most Metal thing to do would be to cease making these threads.
>>131902733That's it, I'm gonna kick your ass
>>131902743Show up to my door and I'll meet you with a baseball bat, bitch.
Does anyone have a high quality cover art for Sadus - Illusions?
>>131902771>baseball batnot a very metal weapon of choice.
>>131902777
>>131901641Been saying this for years
>>131902777No, but I do have this one
>>131902785Sweet thanks mate
>>131902771cram it up your ass ya fucking homo
>>131902810anything 4 u babe
atmoblack is the most intellectual metal genreobjective fact
>>131902813You are one real kinky motherfucker. I fuck you next week ok mother bitch.
>>131902813This unironically
Back to listening to the Dead. Thinking bout dinner.
NSBM is the most intellectual metal genreobjective fact
>>131902702>>131902733>>131902743>>131902771>>131902813>>131902862
>>131902910Many studies have come to this conclusion.
>>131902910I heard it was the most brown and tranny genre
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
Varg is straight and has 7 children.
>>131902962>breeds with an autist>winds up with 7 autistic childrenhis farm is just a retard classroom
>>131902972>>131902962It's all those Neandertal genes.
>NSBM is the most intellectual metal genre objective fact
>>131902951>I heard it was the most brown and tranny genre
>>131903006>when you find out the Jews ruined WoW
>>131902951>>131902957>>131902972>>131902984
>>131903044me in the thought bubble
What are you planning on blasting on Samhain, /metal/?
Black Metal was apotheosised by Hvis Lyset Tar Oss.
>>131903089Samhain
>>131902962Varg collects disability for mental retardation
>>131903089
>>131903118Ok this one is true.
>>131903118I'll never forget the first time I heart Det Som Engang Var (the song). Unironically changed my life.
Juggalo nation
>>131902972Lol true
>>131901514All this Varg talk got me in the mood.
>>131903126HEIL DANZIG
>>131903428isn't that the guy who smoke pot and eats his own cum
>>131903438oh wait that's me
>>131903438>>131903450isn't that normal for dude weeds?
>>131903438YOU WILL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!!!
>>131902633Miss him already ngl.
one thing that we atmofaggots and slamsloppers can agree on is that metalcore of any kind sucks dick
>>131903532truebut atmoblack is still shit
>>131903554>but atmoblack is still shitYou need a certain level of intelligence to understand it. Maybe one day you'll get there.
>>131903519>the ultimate price He's gonna force the hacker listen to a continuous stream of his music?
>>131903554and slamslop isn't music at all
>>131903532I as a thrashGOD look down upon both, but I can agree that coreshit needs to be destroyed
>>131903557it's the same shit as new age meditation music, just a background droning.>>131903561It's somewhat of a meme genre but can be fun.
>>131903519Other things he doesn't do:Spell is own name incorrectlyUse social media ever
>>131901514WE MANIFESTING COSMIC DREAD AND SPEEDY SYNTH RIFFS DUDE
is maroon 5 metal?
>>131903951Electric Light Orchestra is far more metal than Maroon 5 dude
>>131903961oh okay :)
morbid anal is so boring
>>131904698you just don't like riffs
>>131904708how dare you accuse me of being a war metal fan
>>131904693I like how this band is basically this record but black metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GFd4dKJAjI
genuinely why was the norwegian black metal scene so cursed?
Tinny shitcan raw black/death metal, you are my best friend.
>>131901514Listenin' to another Halloween GD show \m/
>>131901514>>131901530Based
>>131905439Ill listen to this one. The early 70s are my favorite era of live dead
>>131905615Fuckin same, man. '68-'72 is peak Dead.
Deathgrind, you're my only friend.
>>131901514Ive come around to this one. Blood > Gods > Fallen
>>131905758I have picrel on CD so I always put Gods + Blood together in my head.
silpnkot
>order a meal CD cos I didn't think I had it and my spreadsheet said I didn't have it>it arrives>find a copy of it already in the collection
my death metal? melodicmy black metal? atmosohericmy power metal? europeanmy thrash metal? technicalmy doom metal? epic
>>131906040rarelyyesyessometimesfuck no
Can you guys recommend me some good death metal i never have it a fair chance. I usually listen to thrash and black metal. I like darkthrone, paysage dhiver, testament, slayer, megadeth, bathory, hellripper, that kinda stuff. I did listen to seven churches which was very good, so maybe something similar to that. Thank you...
>>131906335listen to bolt throwerany album
>>131906335I was gonna just point you to the FAQ, but the links look dead as fuck.Really you should just go with the classic entry-level stuff:Death - entire discog if you want to explore it being proggier, up to Human if you just want more standard DMMorbid Angel - first 3 albums, more if you like it, ignore Illud for obvious reasonsEntombed - Left Hand PathPestilence - Consuming ImpulseCryptopsy - first two albums, if you don't mind it being closer to Brutal Death MetalCould roll with Cannibal Corpse if you want, most of their albums are sameyNecrophagist - Epitaph if you want some wankeryNile - pretty much any album but probably Annihilation of the Wicked, if you want it to be technical but less wankyNocturnus - The Key for "muh keyboards"I dunno man, just any "classic DM albums" list.
>>131906335Here are some classics and a few different styles, try these, fren:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53S32ZqvTKchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLorNSZjcBIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpdKEU14iM0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oGcmAaehGIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kof8WqewCwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhMyh-pzA2ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoEjwfaXQZ0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auICQadr124https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AK8BOeu3WA
My death metal? Brutal.My black metal? Bestial.My power metal. USian.My thrash metal? Crossover.My doom metal? Death.
>>131906492kek
>>131906492>My doom metal? Death.This but unironically.
Holy fucking SOULhttps://youtu.be/yuktiA98sVw
>>131906854Not metal
>>131906860Seems as though you are wrong howerthoughbeitsoitsays
>>131906880>Have dog shit for production value>"Yah, das black metal foo"No one takes rym seriously
>>131906894explain how it isn't metal without using buzzwords
>>131906880And yet MA have rejected it.
>>131906935MAtrannies have a porn star on their site
Why are you so dependent on those websites? Just listen to the music and decide for yourselves. I barely hear any black metal in there
>>131901514https://youtu.be/5srZD0IPilo?is=UBim8A_QYS3XgqCAhttps://youtu.be/s4ABpbxIPFI?is=jjUxwhy_c1Tw5ul0https://youtu.be/h_TUP2vuaDs?is=wjgg29ycfcpyKN3x
>>131906982Welcome back, xister
>>131906906*crickets*
>>131906906It's punk with a black metal guitar tone. That doesn't suddenly make it black metal. Deafheaven are way more BM than this but I bet you'd shit and piss and cry if someone called them BM.
>>131907020I mean, they just put out a purely black metal EP
>>131907020explain how it's punk
>>131907036Raus!Do you need any more fucking definition than that? It's clearly punk.
>>131907052well, that's your bluff calledbet you can't even play an instrument lol
>>131907056I play the drums.Explain to me how it's black metal then?
You're a pack of clueless tourists who are unable to distinguish the distinct characteristics of black metal and hardcore punk
>>131907062you didn't answer my question so you're not getting mine
>>131907078How convenient.>I'm an expert and know so much more than you>ur wrong>no I won't explain why, but I DEFINITELY know
What's some nice anti-islamistic black metal? The more they want to kill them the better.
>>131907167Shadilay by P.E.P.E
>>131901497What's life like for ye?
>>131907167SielunvihollinenThrone of CharlemagneOrder of the Death's HeadMuhammad PedophileMesfetorGestapo 666Bras d'HonneurBarbaryans HammerElder RaceKafir
>>131906854HEIL
>>131907311all jewish
>>131907384No one asked about your family
>>131906492>My black metal? Bestialnow that's a brimstone take
Bongman - Glass the middle east (New Single)
>>131907148never said any of those things, i never even said it was black metaljust like calling out aggressive frauds like you
>>131907456Do you need to be a professional stylist to call out a shit haircut or a professional chef to know that pepper is a seasoning?No.
>>131907456If you took my comment as aggressive just because of one swear word then you should go back to pruning your clitoris or some shit you pussy.
>>131907472>>131907478/metal/ pseuds get big mad when asked for receiptsstay seething
>>131907482I got the receipt, it is a punk song with a black metal tone. It has a punk groove and sounds like most punk songs I've heard.You just went "NUH UH" and carried on. Sad.
>>131907498>how does it sound like punk>uh, it sounds like punkstick to being the clueless consumer you are
>>131907167Festival of RIFFShttps://youtu.be/tY-z7JJ3tBU
>>131906854I wonder why this is getting kvetched at...>in eternal gratitude and reverence to folk, kin, local flora and fauna.
>>131907523Nothing wrong with that. It just isn't sufficiently metal. It's less metal than Darkthrone's crust punk era
>>131906854lmao this sounds like the cure. not metal at all.
>>131907531>It just isn't sufficiently metal. It's less metalI'm not the Anon you were arguing with, but you led with "Not metal".
bit embarrassed now because I've listened to that and it does genuinely sound like punk loltook a gamble and i lost
>>131907523The same reason it's getting shilled despite being barely metal.It namedrops Wotan so it's le hecking based.
>>131907549I was thinking early U2 in a way>>131907576I'm not that anon either>>131907588HEIL 88 digits!I'm glad you're mature enough to admit your mistake
>>131907591>posts once>NOOOOO STOP SHILLING THIS PROBLEMATIC MUSIC HAVEN'T MY PEOPLE SUFFERED ENOUGH????
>>131907630My point isn't it's being spammed, it's more if it didn't namedrop something the "chuds" love it literally wouldn't have ever been posted.
>>131907632you won't get reddit gold for posting like that here
If Rites of Pestilence uploads it, I consider it metal. Simple as.
>>131907642I own more NSBM than you but okay.
>>131907632>it's being spammedare you going to counter his single post with trannies or clowns?
>>131907523>>131907591All good reasons to listen
>>131907655I'm literally a trans communist so not surprising
>>131907666I didn't say it was being spammed you fuckhead, learn how to read.
>>131907666Wasted trips, Satan>"My point isn't it's being spammed"Is not "it's being spammed" in the slightest you stupid nincompoop
>>131907630>>131907632>>131907642>>131907655
>>131907673post feminine penis or gtfo
don't post non-metal in /metal/, simple as
>>131907675>I didn't say it was being spammed>>131907632>it's being spammedkys
>>131907696we love punk more than metal here
>>131907706>>it's being spammed>My point isn't it's being spammed>my point isn'tYou have to be American, there is no other explanation for this level of retardation.
>>131907706ESL reading comprehension on display, just your average brown NSBM fan
>>131907712Just because you're large enough to count as multiple people doesn't mean you're more than just one personYou only speak for yourself
>>131907712we hate cats, whores, kpop, namefags, tripfags, avatarfags, incoherent posts, incorrect posts, coreshit, wiggershit, nu-metal, non-metal, unriffs, nonriffs, idm, edm, tourists, posers, and AI slop in this thread
>>131907652If I like it, I consider it metal :)
>>131907731>we hate catsstopped reading right there
>>131907722I'm the official representative of /metal/
what actually does riff meanyes, google is broken
>>131907632Get off the HRT, for real
>>131907731We went over this last threadHating domestic animals is shit tier and not spiritually aryan in the slightest
>>131907743>>131907780if you have a problem with the /metal/ mantra allow me to direct you to a more suitable board>>>/lgbt/
The following genres are not welcome in this thread: Alternative Metal, Atmospheric Sludge Metal, Avant-Garde Metal, Blackgaze, Death Doom Metal, Dissonant Black Metal, Dissonant Death Metal, Djent, Doomgaze, Drone Doom Metal, Folk Metal, Funeral Doom Metal, Gothic Metal, Groove Metal, Kawaii Metal, Mathcore, Neoclassical Metal, Nu Metal, Post-Metal, Power Metal, Progressive Metal, Rap Metal, Symphonic Black Metal, Symphonic Metal, Technical Death Metal, Trance Metal, Viking Metal
>>131907799and I suggest you visit >>>/an/ like Hitler would have wantedAnimals are precious whereas humans are fake and gay
>>131907766a repeated progression of notes throughout a songand before you ask yeah, pretty much all metal and rock have riffs, metalfags here are just retarded when they call a song riffless
>>131907834thank you :)
>>131907766a musical phrase that is repeated and serves as the basis of a song. something along those lines.
>>131907821
>>131907834>pretty much all metal and rock have riffs, metalfags here are just retarded when they call a song rifflessIncorrect.
>>131907812how about pigfuck
>>131907854Not metal
>>131907846Hitler was human and thus had the potential to be wrong on a lot of things. Such as his stance on cats, which was a personal preference anyway.>>131907812Spiritually neutered individual detected
>>131907846>preference>dislikehis opinion after the war would have changed, given some time, or making sure he didn't listen to that retard Will Vesper
>>131906854I don't usually click on links here because it's worse than a Rickroll, but this time paid offHearing some Absurd in the first 2 demos, and a lot of other stuff
cats are the jews of animals
>>131907869>Hitler was humansource?
>>131907889why are you responding to yourself lass?
>not toasting your brain with opioids and having a lion as a pet
>>131907913Wasn't that the dude that converted to Islam on his death bed and had an Islamic daughter that married a negro?
>>131907923no, that was Karl Wolff Göring is in the pic
>>131907902Take your meds, Avram
we metalheads heckin love doggos ok
>>131907846"he believed"wtf cats DO hunt birds though, they're absolute murder on local songbird populations, I like cats but think they should strictly be indoors pets.birds are based, some of them have more riffs than entire atmoblack albums
>>131907959Aliester Crowley loved bird song :)
>>131907959cats are genocidal monsters just like nazis
>>131907975
>>131907975they were literally depicted as cats in MAUS, which is where >>131907990 is fromJews = miceNazis = catsPoles = pigs
Solid metal discussion as always lads.
Anthrax is the most Jewish metal band
every wonder why Anvil of all bands got that heavily shilled documentary about them?they're jews
>>131908048NSBM and Black Metal in general is to blame, it brings the /pol/tards
>>131907731i don't hate cats but when this pasta was composed there was a poster who spammed pictures and videos of cats in every single thread. it's not as relevant any more.
>>131908060>they're jewsso?
>>131907959>>131907975that's why cats are the most metal animalsthey kill for fun even when they are not hungrythey keep pray alive just to play with itthey can hunt whole populations to extinctioncats are BRUTAL
>>131908085cats don't have riffs, birds have riffs, cats have nonriffs and can only be equated with shitty BM
>>131908085they don't seem very brutal when i tie them up in bags and toss them in the river
>>131908087cats can scream, shriek, and snarl so that's pretty kvlt
birds just scream and shit everywhere constantly, fuck em
>>131908060why are you so jealous of jews
>>131908089you deserve scaphism
>>131908096sounds like they'd fit right in here
>>131908089Yeah, I think that warrants a blood eagle if you ask me. That's NIGGER behavior
>>131908096some birds riff>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L-VQYa3Ni8>always repeats calls 2-4x then moves to another oneriffing
>>131908096that's also pretty metal 2bqhfamalam
MACHINE GUN BLAST BEATShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6XOyUey4nQ
thoughts on babymetal?
>>131908170walled metal
>>131908170pretty bad, overrated by simps, could be worse though
>>131908170not metal
>>131908165trve kvlt
>>131908060Correct.
>>131908170We prefer Hanabie here.
>>131908246we annihilate coreshit here
>>131908246ew
>>131903873Better than "Of the Sign...", a bit rear loaded but good album nonetheless
you pencil necked nerds think listening to le brootal music makes up for your lack of masculinity lmao
>>131908170a downfall disguised as progressionalso what >>131908190 anon said
>>131908267"Real Wigger Slam" only consists of the Myscape Wigger Slam scene and the New York Death Metal Scene. What is known by ""Wigger" Slam" is nothing but Deathcore with questionable real Wigger Slam influence. When people try to argue that bands like Internal Bleeding are not real Wigger Slam, while saying that INFECTIOUS JELQING is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake Wigger Slam as The Slamburglars (plus the autism). Real Wigger Slam sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake Wigger Slam is weak, corny and a failed attempt to direct energy and swag into music. Some examples of REAL WIGGER SLAM are Epicardiectomy, Repudilation, Entorturement, Necrofuckphilia and New Yorkment . Some examples of FAKE WIGGER SLAM are INFECTIOUS JELQING, ARSENY and BOLTCUTTER. WIGGER SLAM BELONGS TO BRUTAL DEATH METAL NOT TO DEATHCORE, BEATDOWN OR ANY OTHER -CORE GENRE
not reading that shite
>>131908290Progress typically does mean a downfall or becoming boring. That is why Don Henley brings up the "Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac" line in his song
>>131908321zoomers can't even afford a luxury car to put a Babymetal sticker on
We need vietnamese historic nationalistic black metal in the style of Holyarrow. Their history is so cool I'm reading about it right now. I swear if no band pops up in 5 years, I'm gonna migrate to vietnam, marry a rural waifu from there and make my own project to honor this country.
>>131908403>France's punching bag
>>131908065what happened to the poster who spammed kpop women
>>131908403>Japan's cum rag
