Oh hey guys, just going to walk my herd down this here road a few miles. You don't mind waiting, right?
>>1994401I don't. Go right ahead.
>>1994416Mighty kind of ya.
>>1994401Just mooove on by, I'm gonna take some pics cos my friends are udderly crazy for bovine bamboozlers.
I don't mind. Cows are based and I'm not in a rush, being on a mountain road and all.
Cows are chads, I wouldn’t mooove to an area with cows if I was going to complain the cows were sometimes in the way.
Farmers, racnhers, etc., get a pass. They feed us.
Utmost respect for all farmers and shepherds, always try to keep out of the way and wait for their signal to safely pass, not like this douche that posted on komoot a picture of this fine shepherd's bside. Would have fucking slapped him, comment on the photo was also implicitly lewd.
>>1994401>>1994419Hors!
I wouldn't raise a hoof about it
*snatches one cow in the chaos*
>>1994624Couldnit he have just kept his tiny horse even though they were losing the farm?I mean, it fit in a box and all , he could have kept it under his bad
>>1994401>revs>scares all the cattle >road clear, farmer seething
>>1994401They are you roads more than anyone else's, local resident. Thank you for letting my parasitic ass use them at all. Maybe I'll use this as a lesson to not pointlessly travel through land I don't own to other things I don't own, at the expense of everyone's time, resources, and the surface of the earth.
>>1994621>Would have fucking slapped him, comment on the photo was also implicitly lewd.He was Kiwi?
>>1994401Thank you for your service.
