More evidence that Republicans barely understand English, and have problems understanding that words mean. https://www.cleveland.com/metro/2024/12/ohio-supreme-court-stands-by-asinine-ruling-that-boneless-chicken-wings-do-not-mean-without-bones-the-wake-up-for-tuesday-dec-10-2024.htmlThe Ohio Supreme Court in July ruled that lower courts were correct to dismiss a lawsuit filed by a man who ate a boneless chicken wing and got a bone stuck in his throat.“Boneless,” the Republican justices held, describes the “cooking style” of the wings.“A reasonable consumer could have reasonably anticipated and guarded against the bone at issue in this case,” the majority reasoned.So he couldn’t make his case to a jury.The plaintiff asked the court for reconsideration and a ruling announced Monday handed back the same decision — but not without pointed dissent from Democrats and a citation of cleveland.com’s Editorial Board.Wrote Democratic Justice Michael P. Donnelly: “If the public cannot trust the judiciary to be faithful in small things — like whether ‘boneless’ can reasonably be understood as not including bones — how can the judiciary be trusted with greater things?”
>>1367930I'm so fucking sick of republicans shitting on my dick literally every single day, I can't even go to bed at night anymore without waking up to a republican shitting on my dick.These next 4 years are going to be a shit show and afterwards the pendulum is going to swing so far to the left it's going to be glorious
>>1367933Shitting on your "dick"? I thought it was chicken.
>>1367930>Boneless>Not Bone-freeThey should have made a clearer distinction. Also, this has nothing to do with right/left politics you terrible little troll.
>>1367930>be me>work at boneless chicken factory>find bones> get told off by boss that it's a cooking style >quit and get job at boney chicken factory >it's boneless
Choice 1- More oversight of food by the FDA to ensure boneless means boneless and millions for the plaintiff.Choice 2- No pity for retards who don't chew their fucking food.Choice 3 (for progressives only)- More oversight by the FDA, millions for the plaintiff and blacks and members of the LGBTQ community that were more likely to be affected by chocking on bones, and strict government regulations requiring a chewing log to be filled out by every citizen and submitted to the newly created government organization yearly enforced by fines, taxes penalties and months in prison ensuring that food is properly chewed before being swallowed.
>>1367946Weird headcanon
>>1367935>this has nothing to do with right/left politicsSure, if you're an illiterate shillPeople who read the articles can see Republican judges sucking corpo dick to protect their overlords, while the Democratic judge is openly questioning this deliberately retarded verdict
>>1367953You don't honestly think that. You're just trying to get replies, like this one. This entire board is a shitshow of trolling.
>>1367934My dick is "boneless" but when I get a "boner", it's very hard and has choked many a young man almost too a point of asphyxiation. A chicken wing "bone" is similar, in that it has "hard" cartilage in it and one should be wary, when eating UT as one should be wary eating my cartilage
>>1367954When Im trolling, and cast my bait out, I try to at least make my bait tasty and relevant to the fishes.
>>1367960Would you be willing to testify in court about how your dick is boneless?
>>1367943top kek>>1367930I know you're mad but they said literally doesn't mean literallyhttps://www.newsweek.com/court-rules-rachel-maddow-calling-oan-russian-propaganda-protected-first-amendment-1620338
