https://evrimagaci.org/tpg/texas-lawmaker-proposes-banning-sex-toys-from-pharmacies-85920Why does someone need more than 6 dildos?
>>1368023Southern anons start buying up sex toys. If shit like this goes through, you'll have a very eager black market ready to pay out the ass for them.
>>1368023Well, you see, if they don't allow more than six, this will stop all the mass dildo'n you read about every day in the news.Won't somebody please think of the children?Also, proposed != enacted.
>>1368025I started a firm producing gold plated butt plugs once. Was just about to scale to 10,000 units/month when I got a cease n desist from apple's lawers.Turns out they've a monoply on overpriced toys for arseholes.
>>1368025>pay out the assI see what you did there
>>1368023My penis stopped working(age, diabetes, medication),so I need 7 strapons to satisfy my husband. I soak 6 at a time to sterilize them and kill the monkey pox and what have you. A bonus is that my penis gas never been so clean . Walmart was my go to store to buy cheap dicks. I find that the ones I buy fromm Amazon have fecal matter on them, as they are made in chyyNa, and the chyyNese aborted 2 generations of girls and use them during their assembly line breaks.
>>1368023So this is where my tax dollars go. So lawmakers can get paid to ban dildos.
