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https://pagesix.com/2024/12/26/celebrity-news/elon-musk-admits-to-taking-weight-loss-drug-as-ozempic-santa/

Santa is looking a little slim this year!

Elon Musk admitted to taking a weight-loss drug Wednesday after posting a photo of himself dressed as “Ozempic Santa.”

In the X upload, the Tesla CEO, 53, wore a Santa Claus suit and a fake white beard as he posed in front of a Christmas tree.

Musk dubbed himself “Ozempic Santa” before clarifying in a follow-up post that he is “technically” taking “Mounjaro, but that doesn’t have the same ring to it.”

“Like Cocaine Bear, but Santa and Ozempic!” he joked.

While Musk previously took Ozempic, he found that “high doses” of the drug made him “fart & burp like Barney from the Simpson’s.”

“Mounjaro seems to have fewer side effects and be more effective,” he told an X user Wednesday when asked why he chose that specific medication.

Both Ozempic and Mounjaro are GLP-1 inhibitors meant to help people with diabetes, but they are often used for weight loss.
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Who the fuck cares. This thread should be deleted.
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>>1370866
I get a smile when I think of tRump & Musk together and fasting and a little diarrhea squirms out from the ozempic. The richest person & most powerful person in the world shitting their pants. N'yuck N'yuck. I bet you take ozempic & shit your pants, don't you anon, and this is why you don't like this thread.
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>>1370870
And farting, not fasting,like you, poopy pants anon
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>>1370866
Tens of millions of people care
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>>1370866
whatever they need to move the Matt Gaetz story out of the public eye is fine.
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>>1371020
it will stay because it's actually news no matter how much it makes you seethe.
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>>1371049
Ahahaha



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