>>1482763
100%? those are rookie numbers

As a Canadian Im fine with that as tarriffs are paid by buyer in the importing country, not the exporting. Plus, Americans need but dont deserve any of our exports, would gladly ship our goods to any other country. Its no skin off my ass.

>>1482763
oh shit, not the maple syrup

>>1482781
I live in Alberta, aint gonna happen. We hate Americans more than we hate the french.

>>1482796
I live in Ontario. I think 30% of the country would exchange their Canadian passports for American ones
What does being Canadian even mean after 20 years of mass immigration. Tim Hortons? Poutine?

>>1482783
No, potash. We have the largest reserves of potash in the world and with your extremely poor soils your farmers need potash to successfully grow corn and potatoes. Without potash your people will either starve or become net importers of base food products such as wheat & potatoes. Your country ill go through a period that will make the Irish Potato famine look like party.

>>1482798
Its funny to think you have a chance, Russian puppet.

>>1482805
30% is not a majority. Here, lots of noise about separation but its just that, noise. The only ones that I know of who support independance are the Newfiie imports. Most just want change in policy. Id say here its actually 10, maybe 15% who want to separate.

>>1482808
Haha, your not the most powerful, not even close. Thanks for showcasing your arrogance, again.

>>1482781
>we will annex Alberta. Cheaper oil and beef
>we
Hi shill. Larping as a senile orange retard now, I see.
>annex Alberta
Nice fanfic.

Canada makes a man hard. Surviving in the sub 30 degree weather. Topping maple trees to collect syrup and chopping them down for firewood. Hunting deer and elk and moose to put food on the family table. Driving on our snowmobiles in - 50° weather just for the fun of it .
Forget about those soft brown cities like Toronto. The real fighting men of Canada live in the wide open spaces
You soft yanks better not come up here. I got a 30 odd six waiting for you

>>1482781
Try it and watch yourselves get your asses kicked again. Maybe we'll do you a favor and burn down the white house again with that eyesore of a ballroom.

>>1482805
Where in Ontario? I live in Hamilton and don't know a single person who says that.

>>1482833
That would be based. Please do it.

>>1482853
missed you too sweetheart <3

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If Canada had any balls they'd close their borders to all Americans until Trump is out of office. Tell that orange jew to STFU. And no trade at all too.

>>1482875
Ooh that's a good reply.

>>1482867
the US is the purchaser of 75% of canada's exports. without the US, canada's economy would implode

>>1482796
To be fair you guys hate every one who isn’t inside Alberta’s border and even the one that lives too close to it.

>>1482781
you do realize US is paying below regular rate for canadian oil right? annex alberta and enjoy a 15% price INCREASE.
on top of being forced to pay the canadians US equivalent wages.

>>1482796

but Alberta pay like $5 billion welfare to Frenchies every year

>>1482937
Canada has a farmer cartel that rigs and inflate prices, that's why when canada had a free trade agreement they had to pay an enormous sum to the farmer cartels as compensation since they have enough politicial influence to oust ministers.
Please by all means invade alberta, I'll take US steroid beef at half the price over these over priced canadian beef cartels.

>>1482781
How’s the annexation of Greenland coming along?

>>1482763
is this really all this chewed-up orange bubble gum has in his bag? every time I read about his latest orders it's
>DUDE TARIFFS LMAO

>>1482945
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-admin-reportedly-considers-paying-each-greenland-resident-100k-us-takeover-talks
you'll foot the bill and you'll enjoy paying for each greenlander.

>>1482947
Damn an entire article just to say “not happening at all”

>>1482952
wdym we're increasing taxes on blue states to fund it.

>>1482954
>We
Nice try Ivan

>>1482958
oh right you'll be the only paying for it lefty.
I hope they tax your property on top of it so you'll be homeless when they use that money to buy off greenlanders

>>1482960
Khomeini? The guy who died last century before the fall of the Berlin Wall and most of you were born?

>>1482779
>As a Canadian
How was Diwali this year?

>>1482853
Name one fight you guys have actually won. Against yourselves doesn't count.
Inb4 >picture of mcdonald's in some third world country

>>1482990
Don’t expect Americans to understand anything that they bluster about. That said, Khamenei is still very much in power despite Trump screeching like a chimp about sending help. I’m sure those 30000 dead Iranians are appreciate that help is as likely to happen as 100% tariffs on Canada

>>1483006
Haaa he meant khamenei! Thanks, I was confused.
Yeah you’re right, unless some Iranian get the Nobel price next year I don’t see Trump doing jack.

>>1482962
>Ivan still seething
TACO will TACO yet again once he realizes his latest bluff will be called since Canada would rather work with China than russian puppets like trump

>>1483004
Well as mentioned, specially in the war of 1812 when you tried to take us over, we beat you back all the way to the white house and burnt it down. In terms of wars we have started, we don't start wars. We only finish them. No one other than the US has been stupid enough as to try and attack us. I do encourage you to try again though.

>>1482805
And thirty percent of any given population are fucking idiots.

>>1483118
>Canadian military chiefs have wargamed a US invasion and concluded that they would be overpowered in only two days.
Pfft hahahaha

>>1483234
30%?
It's 80/20 just like everything else, Hoss.

>>1483260
>The Economist notes that Canada's regular force totals roughly 67,000 personnel, with 27,000 reservists
Imagine a country with no ability to defend itself.

>>1483261
Congrats you just figured out why collective defense agreements exist across the entire planet

>>1483262
No one's coming to your defense, Canuck

>>1483263
>What is the entirety of NATO

>>1483263
Hmm no that’s a special honour reserved for countries stupid enough to trust Russia

>>1483264
>aaahhhh America is invading save me nato!!!!
The cry of the keknadian

>>1483271
>NATO has their countries liquidate their US debt holdings and crash the US economy
Oops, maybe Russian puppets like trump should have remembered there's certain groups you can't betray to Putin.

>>1483284
>get rid of US debt
>can no longer buy oil
Great idea anon

>>1483287
>What we have done with China is to rectify some issues that developed in the last couple of years.
He's literally just getting Trump off his ass.

>>1483287
Imagine being a cucknadian. how embarrassing

reminder that canadians are the most cucked and antiwhite posters on all of 4chan.
You fags need to find your balls again and stop hating yourselves.

>>1483286
>Implying they're the only place in the world with oil
suicide pact fails hard

>>1483287
i mean canada "stepped down" over the Fentanyl thing by promising to do absolutely nothing besides what they already did and give someone a title of drug czar

>>1483295
country is ran by selfish boomers in their 50-70+ who vote liberal because they're terrified a conservative government is going to raise the retirement age.
country is cucked until they die off. these are the people who are happy with you tripling prices and ruining the economy as long as you give them a small handout each month

>>1483287
>Back down
>When they're still making a trade deal with China
Carney playing trump for a sucker yet again.

>>1482763
TACO edition 949308583

>>1482763
What's Trump's strategy here? All this is accomplishing is proving that turning against the US is the only way to avoid being backstabbed.

>>1483476
>What's Trump's strategy here?
To get Canada to behave itself?

>>1483287
>>1483287
What were our leaders expected to do? They were negotiating with a man who has the power to discombobulate anyone who stands up to him, they had no choice in the matter

>>1483477
You don't have the strength to make goat herders behave lmao

>>1483451
It's funny b/c the US just pressured Mexico into tariffing Chinese EVs and now Canada is un-tariffing Chinese EVs.

>>1483287
You can't make free trade deals with non-market economies under CUSMA. It's a good thing, then, that the current trade agreement with China isn't a free trade deal and this changes nothing.
Orange man, or someone in his regime, is seething right now. Let them seethe.

>>1483489
>the current trade agreement with China isn't a free trade deal
Trump is a grandmaster at diplomacy and the problem is magically solved! Ok the tariffs are not necessary because Canada loses and Trump gets everything he wants again. This was another attempt to draw attention to those phony Epstein files that don't exist.

>>1483501
>Epstein files
Biggest dud of the century so far. Democrats really jumped the shark on that one

>>1482763
>trump got pissy over Carney's speech at davos
funniest shit, god republicans are thin skinned

>>1483295
i will give canadians credit for showing backbone against authoritarian covid measures. surprisingly they showed more resilience than any of our european friends. but it does seem canadians spend a disproportionate amount of time seething over america existing while being wholly reliant on us

>>1483522
Its actually that America is wholly reliant on Canada. Ie lumber, heavy crude, potash, uranium, cobalt, nickel, zinc, electricity, etc. If we turned off the electricity to Canada South we would freeze your population during this 'storm' and if we stopped selling your farmers our potash we would starve out your country. Basically America is Canada's bitch.

>>1483522

>showing backbone against authoritarian covid measures.

Your right to swing you arm ends at your neighbors face. Your right to die of preventable disease ends when a public heath crisis surges into a global pandemic. If you dumb fucks had done what you were supposed to, the pandemic wouldn't have lasted as long, and tons of people would still be here espousing your moronic bullshit. So thanks, I guess, except for the fact that healthy people who did follow the guidelines died too, because you brainless nurglings kept acting as petri dishes.

>>1483536
We are the purchaser of 75% of your exports. You would have no economy without the US. Your entire country is safeguarded by the US military.
>>1483538
It's time to admit that you were wrong about covid. The vaccine was ineffective, the mask mandates were not based in actual science, the lockdowns caused more harm than good, and the covid passport only ever existed to strip away more autonomy from the individual.

>>1483541
>The vaccine was ineffective, the mask mandates were not based in actual science, the lockdowns caused more harm than good, and the covid passport only ever existed to strip away more autonomy from the individual.
Yeah none of this is true.

>>1483522
>canadians spend a disproportionate amount of time seething over america existing while being wholly reliant on us
interesting, republicunts spend almost all their time seething over Democrats despite being wholly reliant on us

>>1483544
>can't refute a single point
>"yeah none of this is true"
>>1483545
exactly how is anyone reliant on democrats?

>>1483548
>please just stop talking about it
truly the last cry of the btfo vaxtard. i accept your concession

>>1483553
see >>1483551

>>1483548
Here's a tip for owning the libs: taunt them about things that will actually happen.

Example: Libs are going to be so mad when the unemployment rate continues to tick up

>>1483577
You mean like ask the person who is calling me a bootlicker for complying with ICE how many times they got vaccinated and boosted?

>>1483649
>a series of emotionally charged issues swimming in the event horizon of a mind that's already long gone

>>1483548
>>1483577
>>1483584
>>1483649
>>1483844
What a weird bot reply chain to distract from the fact trump TACO'd against Carney.

>>1483845
Carney was forced to remove China's schlong from his mouth for the moment, so it ended in a draw.

>>1483874
MAGA sure likes talking about sucking dick, must be because trump is still putin's cock holster.

>>1483882
>Carney caught giving China the ol sloppy toppy
>this somehow has something to do with maga

>>1483889
>Still talking about dicks
As expect of putin's cock holster

>>1483891
>talks about dicks while accusing others of talking about dicks
Every accusation is a confession

>>1483894
>Resorts to Projection
Classic, doesn't change the fact that TACO struck again

>>1483898
Carnie literally threatened to deep throat Xi Jinping on the international stage. Trump backed off for his own dignity and that of the Canadian people

>>1482763
>i convince my followers the problem is now magically solved
>i reverse my stupid decision
if hes reversing a problem that he caused then what r u crying about? tranny fuck

>>1483547
red states are the biggest welfare babies and NEED blue ones to carry their limp asses lol. the only thing red states are ranked first in is poverty

>>1484240
that may appear true if we look at it at the state level, but according to Pew research, democrats receive more welfare at the individual level. so you're wrong again.

Food Stamps (SNAP)
Democrats 22%
Republican 10%
Independents 17%

Medicaid (Self or Family)
Democrats 56%
Republican 51%
Independents 58

Major Entitlements
Democrats 60%
Republican 52%
Independents Not specified

>>1484337

Correlation does not equal causation

>>1483912
Dont know what speech you listened to, musta been that fake news ai stuff. Carney made trump his bitch infront of the world then trump threw a fit.

>>1484509
Carney outed himself as a gay man with an oriental fetish. Embarrassing for Canada

i like farting in my hand, then taking the fart up to my nose and smell it, it smells better than most americans. lte tha sink in.
BRAAAAAAAP!

OH, and when i rub my balls, there is this grey gooch on my fingers that looks like automotive car grease, that is americans too :D

>>1484452
that doesn't refute anything i've said. the majority of people on welfare are democrats.