Everyone on here knows about the Cannonball Run(From NYC to LA), but what about North to South? How about from peninsula to peninsula. While I myself am not much of a racer I do intend on completing this drive at some point in the near future. Any thoughts on this potentially being a race?
nobody does this because in 5 of those 7 states you will be killed by stray urban youth or hill creatures, and ohio is fucking boringcanadians do this a lot though so check out their /int/ general for some serious discussions on this topic
>>27605138Michigan (eastern) path would be good because it covers the Mackinac bridge. Also it goes through more of the Appalachians which is excellent driving. Those stretches through Indiana, Illinois, and Ohio will be brutally boring and I think the eastern path crosses the plains at the narrowest section. Central path also includes Chicago which is a god forsaken pit of traffic hell.
>>27605138lol. imagine ~300 sportscars show up in copper harbor of all placesthat town currently has a population of 75
>>27605468That would be fucking funny
>>27605468>300 sportscarsThis is /o/ so it's more like 6 buses
>>276055576 buses and a Trailblazer with a crack stash
>>27605468Picrel is adorable
>>27607101Man I think that's an actual photograph that's older than the Internet
we could do this.
>>27605468I love the keweenaw, we could finish at the gay bar
>>27605138>start in swampville, get pulled over by no fewer than 4 troopers>cut through orlando, get bogged down in traffic for 4-5 business days>suck dick to please another half dozen troopers>enter gawgeuh>get rear ended by a hick in a trophy truck>hit 3 deer>fall asleep at the wheel halfway up that big empty shithole, eat a pole and die>suck and fuck another 4 troopers>enter atlanta>get bogged down in traffic for 48 hours>get carjacked>enter tennessee>skid off a mountain during a surprise snowstorm>get stuck in traffic (some cunt going 15 up a hill in a 60)>crash and die again>enjoy the twisties, get head-onned by a DUI>troopers ignore you. become slightly lonely.>enter kentucky>get fucked by another trooper>get killed by methhead who thinks you're satan>enter indiana>fall asleep at the wheel again, fucking die>enter chicago>partake in a 4-way drive-by shootout in which niggers shoot at everything that moves (other than their hoe-mees)>get pulled over once more>enter wisconsin>get blown into a tree by gale force winds coming off the lakes>arrive at your destination, a windswept crack shack shithole>>276055604 Hondas with loud intakes, a miata or two, some mopar nigger wagons, a couple chevies with aftermarket drug compartments, a paki driving a beamer, and that one faggot in daddy's corvette
>>27608118Do this one>>>>27607678
>>27605185>Those stretches through Indiana, Illinois, and Ohio will be brutally boringyeah no shit. Illinois outside of Chicago is one of the most boring places to drive through. Southern Illinois is just completely flat. I actually think Kansas and Nebraska are more interesting to drive through. Mackinac bridge drive is just better
>>27605468Basically what happens to Monterey during Car Week, only that's on a much larger scale.
>>27608157>hang a left at Methville, Kentucky instead of going straight>lose your bumper to a pothole>enter illinois>get pulled over by the same 4 troopers 30 different times. reverse mortgage your home to pay fines>get hit-and-run'd by 3 different Altimas>avoid chicago, still get stuck in traffic>enter wisconsin>fall asleep, wake up in minnesota>street race some random beaner, get caught by a trooper and thrown in prison>enter north dakota>lose 50% of your engine power to barometric pressure drop. lug your engine like a baws to climb hills>get sandwiched by two truckers on their phones>slide down an icy slope at 90mph. eat a boulder and fucking die>die in a rockslide>enter canada>get detained at the border and summarily executed for being a neo-nazi>remove the confederate flag bumper sticker and try again>enter canada>service the border guard's cock and pay $250,000CAD ($0.50 USD) for entry>enter saksewaketchupwanananan>die of boredom>get run over by some fag in a lifted truck>get raped up the ass by mounties for being american>enter alberta>freeze to death>stop at a gas station, buy beaver jerky. come out to find a methhead stealing shit from your car. he apologizes, you apologize, then he gores you with a boxcutter.>drive 5 miles (400km) and high-center your slammed civic on 10cm of snow>enter british columbia>get shot by a paranoid hick, cut up and turned into axle grease>get raped by another mountie>fall asleep at the wheel and drive off a 1000' cliff>get killed in a landslide>enter yukon>stop car to fill gas; all fluids immediately freeze and ice-lock the engine>fall asleep at the wheel and die again>enter alaska>get detained on the suspicion of being canadian, car gets crushered>walk the remaining 500&500 more miles to anchorage>cry uncontrollably upon seeing human civilization for the first time in 3 months>rent another shitbox and drive to kachemak>get killed by the russian mob
>>27608118>>27608286This shit needs to be an animated series
>>27608118>>27608157>>27608286Someone screencap this, lmao.
Ring Around the Gulf (RAG) would be a pretty interesting one.
>>27607678That would be cool.>>27608118>>27608286kekkles.that'soom quailty shitposting rite thera. screenshot yourself. you've earned it.
>>27608302The storyteller guy HAS to do this one, but it'd probably be more appropriate to be Cancun.(please do story teller guy)
>>27608312
>>27605468>sportscarsI mean let's be honest
>>27608316The Empire of Long Florida Death Rally
>>27608302>attempt to drive your car through open ocean like a fucking retard, drown>crash into a swamp>enter miami>get jizzed on by a boomer on cocaine>idle in 6 lanes of traffic for all eternity>get obliterated by a surburban leading a high speed chase>enter orlando>get stuck in traffic for days>enter panhandle>fuck a revolving door of troopers>can't speed due to the roads being gravel>enter alabama>die in a hurricane>get stuck in vacationer traffic in the middle of fucking october>enter miss-sippy>get killed by niggers>receive $50,000 fine for being white>suffocate in 107% humidity>enter louisiana>drive faster than the speed of light, don't get pulled over>get rear ended by some fag going 165 in a camaro, fucking die>car overheats, piss in the radiator>gamble all your money away at gas stations>die from malaria>have wheels stolen by crackheads, drive on brake rotors to texas>enter texas>AC compressor breaks, die from heatstroke.>get brake checked by 57yo cowboy (divorced HVAC installer) in a $150,000 truck, be found at fault and deported to mexico>hop the border and arrive at your destination
>>27608118this would make a good board game. could be similar vein to that french car board game (engine broke down again, can't go to work. go back 6 spaces)
>>27608312Problems with Mexico>Crossing borders are slow>Fuel grades are different.>That area is quite active with cartel>There are cartel roadblocks where they ask for a bribe, will slow you down quite a bit.>The roads on that side of Mexico are shit. Point being it's so shitty in Mexico, and specifically that part of Mexico, that it's not worth it.
>>27605138do the needful
>>27608118>get stuck in traffic (some cunt going 15 up a hill in a 60)It’s a 78 year old man, foot to the floor, in a 1970s something of a truck screaming for death going up the mountain.
>>27605138What up cunts?
>>27612030managed to find 4 more hours
>>27605138>How about from peninsula to peninsulaneah bay in WA to tip of FL would be us peninsula to peninsula imo
>>27612063Found another 4 hours although the places aren't spelled the same
>>27612084Going for maximum distance on public roads avoiding (((tolls)))
>>27612096so b71 mitchell highway and eyre highway apparently have some of the longest straights in the country (and the world too). does anyone know if speed traps regularly pop up on those roads?
>>27612096Destination is Leeuwin Because I just realised I didn't get the name in the screen cap.
>>27612307destination...(•_•)( •_•)>■-■(■_■)unknown.*saxaphone*
