What are some SleazeCore cars, /o/? Modern and classics both welcome.Sleazespo for the thread: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tKBbA6mL6wk
>>27643278Bump
>>27643278Can't get any slimier than this greaseball
>>27643307hellll yeah. What about Eurosleaze?
>>276433162010s 7 series are much better representatives of eurosleaze
>>27643324balkan music loudly playin
>>27643335these are sleaze cars internationally. in american ghettos, at least here in the south, every single 7 series is owned by either a drug dealer or the ring leader in some sort of scam or fraudulent buisness
What kind of car does he drive, /o/?
>Wants to feel rich>Buys an ~05 mercedes coupeEvery person I see driving these looks sleazy as shit.
Only the long wheelbase models
>>27643346>>27643365These posts are racist...but true?
Different type of sleaze but drivers of certain beat up box body pickups are often weathered hard dudes who may or may not murder hookers.
Any 90s/00s shitbox thats still running and can be bought for about 3k
>>27643388>These posts are racist...but true?It's remarkable how much those two tend to coincide.
>>27643278>13 posts in>no GMT800disappointing
>>27643365you need to be ripping cigs outside of a casino and reek of dior sauvagepeak sleaze and I fucking love that generation of Mercedes so much
>>27643365You gotta be rich to maintain them, a 20-year-old out of warranty Mercedes that stickered from anywhere from 90 to 200k sounds like a nightmare
>>27643346Once i saw one owned by some snotty looking blonde kid going 60 in a 25. Made some turbo noises next to him and he flew off at 1xx mph.
>ctrl-f jag>0 results
>>27643510You think they maintain them?
>>27643415Does it have to be American? Sleazeman from this pic is driving a gold 00's Civic, which doesn't seem very sleazy.
>>27643565civic isnt sleazy on its own but the gold really changes the character of the car
>>27643620>I'm sleazy >I desperately want a C3It checks out.
Fuck off I got work to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKy2sA7VOak
Growing up in the 80s and 90s.
ANY PONTIAC
>>27643350big ol cadillac
BULLNOSE
>>27643526fucking no lol
>>27643775absolute sleaze god
>>27643517any Jag pre-XF is British pub landlord sleazecorealso picrel
>>27643415>>27643425>>27643517>>27643620>>27643760>>27643775>>27643777>>27643783>>27643790>>27643801>>27643803>>27643805>>27643808>>27643809>>27643810>>27643814>>27643830>>27643840>>27643849>>27643853>>27643870>>27644195All these are so good. They make me want to pick up my MUCH younger 18yo girlfriend from her parents house while blasting Creed - One Last Breath and smoking a ciggie behind sunglasses while her dad glares at the back of my head powerlessly as I speed off with her.
Should I start gambling? My friend tells me to try the craps table. Is that sleazy enough?
>>27644700Yes lol wasting your money is very sleazecore.
German fox body
>>27645561There's an SLK near me with sub 40k miles and for $12k.I want it desperately despite knowing fully it's a bad idea.
>>27645549Just because you have shit luck at the table doesn't mean it is a waste of money.
>>27645611Lmao are you aware of how statistics work
>>27645561>>27644195>>27643870>>27643849>>27643840>>27643809>>27643783>>27643425>>27643388>>27643294A lot of these cars would do well in this thread lol >>27644249
>>27645629Then explain to me how people still some out on top or at least even?Again, get better luck.
>>27645574It is. R129 300SL or 320SL is a much better choice. No need to hury while checking out the cute highschoolers.
>>27645640Are you being serious right now lmao
>>27645668>Loses all his money playing bad deals>WAAAH GAMBLING IS A WASTE OF MONEY>muh statisticsNGMI
>>27645665BASED
>>27645664>>27645561I bought a black R129 and it turns out it's a zoomer magnet because they love the 90's. I drive past the local H.S. just to dunk on them (skill issue, they can't have one). I look like those racist twink musicians from the 70's-80's and get mired with the top down. Hadn't owned a convertible so I didn't know what to expect. The previous owner, a gold chain / chest hair fat guy, specifically included a cd titled "Seduction" by Frank Sinatra with the car
>>27643808>Well, if she drives a '98 Pontiac Sunfire, bud>There’s a pretty decent chance she's gonna fuck your whole life up>'98 Sunfire, you can bet>She smokes cigarettes(, and also meth)
>Wants to feel rich>Wastes money>Drug dealer or the ring leader in some sort of scam or fraudulent buisness>May or may not murder hookers.>Ripping cigs outside of a casino and reeks of dior sauvage>Picks up MUCH younger girlfriend from her parents house while blasting Creed - One Last Breath and smoking a ciggie behind sunglassesVery nice examples. I miss Range Rover Sport and Porsche Cayenne pre 2012.
What Japanese car would be the most sleazecore apart from a Honda Civic SiR-II EG6?
>>27643278retired crown victoria spray painted flat blackpanther body on chromes is pretty sleaze
>>27645665The god machine.
>>27650433You win
>>27643565>Does it have to be AmericanYes. American sleaze is the only kind that is proper. Eurofag “sleaze” is an insult, it’s just browns and weird eastern Euro scum driving entry-level Germoid brands on their way to rape and traffic white children. That’s not sleaze, that’s just nigger behavior.
>>27650433That’s just what a white kid would do after binging Pimp my Ride and realizing he has no money to shove a PS2 in each seat back. That’s not sleaze at all. It’s just an ugly car.
>>27644195Confirmed by the brits themselves:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eWIrBOc3zE
>>27653538wrong>>27644195>>27654292Correcthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08hTdAEQx1g
>>27643278>SleazeCorefaggot zoomers i swear
my beat up ML55 AMG is peak sleazecore
>>27643565this was stuntman before he found his calling
>>27643870rude
>>27653541what do you drive faggot
