How does one improve his odds of being abducted by the alien visitors while /out/ anons? I'm bored with life and want cool stories to sell, I mean tell, when I'm back, if I come back.Should I sit in a meadow waiving a flashlight at night? Broadcast my willingness to be probed on cell or handheld radios? Where I am headed innawoods, UFOs are common.Share your own experiences and wisdom in this thread. What can I expect?
>>2724016Just be mentally ill and use drugs.
>>2724016You have to be a believer. There's a direct correlation between people who have been abducted by aliens, and people who believe aliens abduct people. One whiff if scepticism and the aliens flee in terror.
unironically sleep deprivation
>>2724040Freakin' cicadas can help sustain this.
>>2724016a mix of sleep paralysis, sleep deprivation, and mental illness should do it
More drugs
>>2724016My first suggestion would be to try DMT. DMT trips share many similarities with alien abductions including bright lights, feeling of being beamed up and meeting other worldly entities who telepathically communicate with you. Another option might be to induce a hynagognic state. Before bed, set an alarm before bed with a volume just loud enough barely wake you up every hour. This might eventually lead you into sleep paralysis, which also shares some similarities to alien abductions including unusual presence, seeing odd beings and lights and being unable to move.
>>2724016>>>/x/
>>2724039this is extremely untrue
