Humour thread
>>472443933post Smuggieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYJPzPGZw5I
>>472444385stop posting this shit on humour threads nigger
Report all humor threads that aren't humorous. These are glowie mind altering programs meant to instill the thought that death, destruction, torture ans violence are funny, fucking you up psychologically with the intention of getting you to start taking psych meds and voting democrat.
>>472443933Fuggin got me
>>472443933
GOOD MORNING LIL DONNY LISTEN SAAR NOWLAST NIGHT I HAD A THREE WAY WITH TWIN STRAY DOGS BOTH FEMALE. I WILL NAME THE MOST ORANGE PUPPY AFTER YOU.ARE YOU LIKING THESE APPLES SAAR
>>472444583Ha, archiBALD
>>472444014
>>472445534cats can't swimwhat a stupid videokys
>>472448077Omega kek.
>>472443933I present to you, the search for modern love.
>>472445228extremely based business model
>>472448212
>>472448077WTF is this faggot shit?
>>472448077
>>472445534KEK. I was skeptical at first, but it got better as it progressed. Fucking lulz.
>>472447860>cats can't swimthey swim very well but hate it. well, except Van cats, who seem notto hate it quite so much as your average tabby.
>>472448504
>>472448459>meme flag>bait webm namewhatcha doing rabbi?
>>472448614
>>472448614lmao look at this seething ass mutt, don't you have some "presidential debate" to watch where the jews decide which diaper wearing zog clown gets to be your king for the next 4 years?
>>472445534Wow. AMAZING movie. This is quality work
>>472448459gas in the ass hehe
>>472448212Someone put this through ai animator
>>472444422>Gifted athletes>Postal workers>Family Friends>Enraged Driver>Raging woman>Adult Customer>Teen Squatters>Gang members>Trouble makers>Spring breakers>Amazon worker >Bus passengers>Aspiring rappers>Hide and seeker>Subway dancers>Street performer>House inspector>California Father>Shadowy figures>Irate Moviegoers>Would-be thieves>Repeat offenders>Heartless thieves>Lifelong criminals>Funeral mourners>Unhinged patients>Restaurant patron>Larger aggressors>Unhinged stranger>Gifted school boys>Shirtless attackers>Shirtless strangers>Masked assailants>Would-be muggers>Lunchtime rowdies>Cold-hearted teens>Persons of interest>Classroom rowdies>Squatting Suspects>Wendy’s customers>Belligerent stranger>Former NFL players>McDonalds Whacko>Black Friday crowds>High school student>Community activists>Knife Wielding Sicko >Troubled young men>Urban demographics>Niggas (Black people) <--->Spring break partiers>Scholarship recipient>Casual cigarette killer>Neighborhood bullies>Misogynistic maniacs>Knife Wielding Maniac>Balaclava Clad Creeps>Fringe Political Candidate>Boy holding gardening tool>Purple Shoe Wearing Bandit>Gifted and Talented Students>Youths from deprived suburbs>Hitman, 16>Man Who Pointed Gun at an Officer>Military guys>Ski mask-clad teens
>>472448504I heard she got a check from CrimeStoppers
>>472448498What a feminist faggot
>>472443933i relaxed then pooped
>>472445534Better than 100% of the shit Jewlywood put out in the past 10 years.
>>472448421The Fast & Furious 12
>>472443933AHHHH THAT ACTUALLY SCARED ME NIGGER JUMPSCARE
>>472449054What's sad and hilarious is I've seen about half of these in news stories posted here so know they're real. These times must be recorded in history, it's too clownish.
>>472444385>>472444422>>472444461>>472444492
>>472448459He big af *drools*
>>472450029Sir its a bot
>>472450272I know, I reply to robots so they cann see my superior humanity humiliating them
>>472450432
>>472444385>>472444422>>472444461>>472444492JFC, we've seen these a million times. Get new material.
>>472450577why do you have this on your HDD, Pierre? Also what do you think of Melenchon's chances in the upcoming elections?
>>472450372Based and antitechnocracypilled
>>472448421looks like Vin Diesel drinkin straight up DIESEL out the tap, niggernothin gay about itit is oinda hot tho
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your “pol humor” threads. Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers.
>>472450706Because it's hilarious.Mélenchon isn't a candidate.
>>472450706>HDDWho tf uses those anymore?>thirdie flagOh, as I was.
>>472451225>white racist hands typed this post
>>472451225>Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your “pol humor” threads. Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers.
>>472451493Its still used quite often, I guess you only use SSD.
>>472451493they are inexpensive. You can shuck low-cost ones for extra storage space and combine them with SSDs for acceptable performance>just pay unnecessary costs for wasted performance bro!If you are this kind of Amerilard, you don't deserve to complain about inflation.
>>472450432Jared Taylor says it would have been cheaper for the plantations to hire Irish seasonal workers instead of housing and feeding slaves all year.I'd love to see the numbers on that properly crunched.
>>472451654newfag
>>472451225Thank you for your service, Canuck.
>>472443933Holy shit that sure got me
>>472451935>newfagYou're a fucking retarded Jew
>>472448498The equivalent to female cheating is a man leaving her with the children.
>>472448498No wonder jap birthrates are through the floor
>>472450372>brazillian>humanity
>>472451225You're late, leaf
>>472451565Lurk moar nufag
>>472445328>bro what happened to you>I was attacked by GREEN NIGGERS on the subway
>>472452586said the tuga, you know you guys are just arabs rebranded right?
>>472443933got me.
>>472452259based
>>472443933>>472448077>>472448285Impressive, very nice thread so far.
>>472453030He's out of prison???
>>472445328>"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."
>>472443933What do you call a cremated Indian? Curry Powder
>>472449295kek
>>472452259Replace this with fat chicks for accuracy blud
>>472452170
>>472452259He's married to all five. What's the problem?
>>472448077The new Too Fast, too zesty movie looks good!
>>472453371I can smell the pixels
>>472448686what country are you from? yes I see your flag I just don't know what it is, because it doesn't actually matter. interesting how that works
>>472448459Do Americans really?
>>472448077>AI is dangerous bro, it will be the end of us>meanwhile, AI in reality
>>472453535It is really bad resolution, I just was too lazy to find a better one.
>>472452259BasedEveryone should strive for ONE lifetime partner
>>472445534That's my dad
>>472452917There's a Spaniard and Portuguese guy in this picture guess who the brazilian lol
>>472448077Is the start real or AI? Im so stoned it retarded me
>>472448498>Yh>Yh>YhI thought the insect stuff was just a meme
>>472448660Why doesn't he look like he enjoys it?
>>472445534Sar...today we redeem our feelings...for he....
>>472452259
>>472454115if you follow the helpful chart on >>472452917 you'll see that we indeed have some mongrels like that to the north, however I am a southerner and would be happy if we just seceded from the rest of the country
>>472454307Because he knows Justin Timberlake is stealing his moves
>>472454392
>>472451493Me, because I want to hear when it makes unusual sounds, so I can check what's wrong instead of suddenly having issues I can't fix anymore.
>>472443933Never turn your back on a zombie nigga. Sheeeit.
Wipipo don season dey nickelodeon slime
>>472454775baby beef
>>472445534Best short film of 2024
>>472443933I relaxed:(
South brazil still has a lot of mestizos and Pardos there
>>472454307that's part of being a pro
>>472445137Death, destruction, torture ans violence are hilarious.t. sane anon.
>>472455261Thank you God for not making me black
>>472448077This is like old chan threads man
>>472443933been a while since I've been got like that OP, nice job
>>472454937Le Based
>>472445534Best movie I've seen in years.
>>472455687sure, but culturally at least they are better than the ones in the north, they like to work, don't steal, have traditional families, vote right
>>472455103I hate niggers so much it's unreal.
>>472452259Those are all her 'friends' and if you refuse to fuck them they'll make false accusations to ruin your life.The people pushing this meme have never actually been in a relationship with a white chick before. They are all about starting nuclear drama and then playing victim because their dipshit boomer dads rewarded them for it.
>>472457168where do you find a white chick that forces you to fuck their friends?
>>472444461tfw you'll never be brown and illegaly own a gun and yet can legally carry and shoot people because of your brown privillege.I can't even listen to a hateful song without having the feds comming in, imagine acting like a brown privillege person.
>>472455103That child's parents should be beaten
>>472457602Her friends come onto you and if you turn them down they'll tell her you raped them or worse.You guys are such incels holy fucking shit.
>>472445534The real political question is why did lil kot jumpers overs ze rails.
>>472457714I'm married actually, but my wife doesn't have any single friends and the ones she has are mid at best, sad day
>>472445534wtf? how was this not in the news?
>>472448459#GASSED
>>472453559that obviously isnt america you oblivious faggot
>>472451654hi newfag
>>472457836There is a reason I married a hispanic chick from outside the country: white women are completely out of control. The only women on earth more out of control are african american women.Dating american women is speedballing until you overdose.Every person on here saying american white men are the problem are bottom of the barrel orbiters, roasties that transplanted here from plebbit and kiwifarms, and q anon boomers frothing at the mouth because they don't have grandchildren and view male suitors for their daughter the same way they view young job applicants.
>>472443933story?
>>472451935hes playing along you brown retard
>>472451747>>472451891>>472454988>poorfag copeOof
>>472458322Is the mudsharking very bad in the states
>>472448554You missed out the best fuckin part.
>>472458322You don't have a wife. My larp detector is indicating
>>472445328Wow, they are smart. Makes it easier for the medias to make them look white.
>>472452259Reverse would be a pic with just him or maybe one woman.
>>472458037elites dont want you to know
>>472452170You are a colossal newfagLurk moar
>>472458797I can't order caesar salad because dating american women gave me chlamydia and the sauce reminds me of the discharge.Now go play with scat or something deutschbag>>472458656Ever read the count of monte cristo? Where Mercedes says Fernon only wants her for the same reason he was jealous of a whistle when he got a pony for his birthday? That's white women in america. I one girl in a school has fucked a nigger 90% of them have.
>>472457633feel ya bro. being white is a privilege and a curse
>>472454307Because this is the dance they used to do in the South when the hung an uppity nigger from a tree. There’s no joy in it anymore
>>472459184Jesus what do they see in them???
>>472459624It's purely the fact that their friend did it so now they have to do it. They are out of control from a lack of discipline and excessive privilege.
>>472450577Its a bot
>>472445328Walkable City !!
>>472454561niggeroo attacks a 50yo+ sedentary man and seconds later he's already dropped on the floor and probably screeching for the environmental police.
>>472459184You are not married. Just know that I see through your lies.
>>472459821Makes sense what you said cause I read somewhere couple of years ago where white guys in america are very wary of modern white chicks and always ask the question "have you been with a black guy"before taking the relationship further is true though?
>>472448554ah, darwin...
>>472450253women
>>472448077fucking lmaothis AI gets wiped last
>>472445534Lmao I love it
This is a humor thread, but the only jokes here are the majority of posters.
>>472443933Probably won't be able to sleep tonight OP, way to go.
>>472448459>That filename Kek
>>472445328Is this related to the alien psyops I keep hearing about?
>>472461378>NIGGERS could be here
>>472456058Da fuck is this disturbing shit? Shall I assume some shithole like Kazakhstan, Romania, etc?
>>472454392>>472452259Post more like these
>>472448077this is the modern white male lmao
>>472461435Wtf this is a new one. What’s the backstory here? They look like the guy who tried stealing energized copper
>>472462076Uppity niggers trying to steal fuel from a gas station and everything blew up in their faces. Btw They are all dead lol
>>472460752There is no point in asking.American women will just lie. For a period of ten years white women decided to wear rings on their ring fingers so you could only laid if you were fine with potentially fucking a married women and ruining someones childhood by breaking up their home.They saw absolutely nothing wrong with this behavior.
>>472449054Wow, so many words to censor. I'm sure Americlaps will manage it though.
>>472455261Why is black food so fucking ugly? Their foods looks like it was scooped from an toilet/dumpster
>>472460718Believe whatever you need to believe to protect your ego. It doesn't change the fact that white girls and their parents are just at the beginning of getting their just deserts.
>>472462617You claim you married a Mexican? Ugh that's disgusting!
>>472462240Typical monkeyshines then, thanks for clarifying
>>472462240I want the first part with sound.
>>472462617Just saying if someone put a gun to my temple and told me to call your post as truth or fiction and executed me if I answered falsely...My intuition is very accurate.
>>472461625writing is in english
>>472462373My God your women are straight from hell and I thought South African women were evil skanks
>>472444422>looking at this thing talking about niggers vs spics and not knowing which one it is
>>472462840Go find someone with a gun.I'll post a timestamped pic of my family with the faces removed. I have a mark on my hand that can be compared to the photo.Make sure the guy with the gun uploads you dying like a retard so I can laugh at you.
>>472462803Post hand.
>>472443933already lost topkek
>>472444385This isn't funny sorry, this is part of the agenda to have drug gangs take over America and turn it into Mexico. No more border, full Democrat victories in the future, not that the Republican party is real anymore.
>>472463194>Go find someone with a gun.What are the odds that the Kraut speaks Arabic?
>>472463373100%
>>472463194Not buying it. Post fridge, it will be apparent wether you are a family man this way.
>>472463290You Post your foreskin first :^)
>>472463600post falklands
>>472463580No dice. You're a bitch made coward and everyone knows it now, turkroach.
>>472443933Lol you got me.
>>472463373Teshekur ederin (phontetic spelling) is "thank you" in arabic. That's all I know.Seethe, wannabe white supremacists. You aren't german. Ywnb Aryan.t. deutscher minority in refugees we'll cum land
>>472463874phonetic.
>>472463655Post "I want to kill the sheriff Chitwood in Minecraft" It should be safe since you amerifats have free speech right? :)
>>472462076South Africa IIRCGas truck got stuck under a low bridge and began to leak. Packs of nogs were wandering nearby when it went kaboom.
>>472452259This literally never happens though
>>472446207Based VCPD
>>472445534I love the way AI exaggerates emotion
>>472455103Mum of the year award, imagine not paying attention while your kid taunts a bulldog. They're lucky the owner grabbed its collar.
>>472464841anon...
>>472448459>>472448077
>>472443933that actually scared me wtf
>>472448459Damn nice thick cock yummy
>>472448077Even better with sound>VINNYYYYYYYYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1gw3KcRccY
>>472463874>You aren't german.My mother's surname was Weiß and my father's surname is Zimmermann. I hold dual citizenship. I'd post a pic of my passport if I was home, Abdul.
>>472448554Wait a sec. Sheboon blew her head off as well?
>>472462240boksburg south africa
>>472465553if the dog kills her kid, she gets a pay day and doesnt have to deal with being a single mother anymore.
>>472466178> (((mann)))
>>472448077>Let me show you why they call me Vin DIESEL!
>>472465553I rent to nigs, and they literally can’t handle the kids. It’s 24/7 nonstop destruction. They do t have toys because they break them. 6 year old boys broke a wrench they found bashing it with rocks.
>>472443933I didn't even know they could fly
>>472443933fuck you got me
>>472452259Heh
>>472455261what the fuck is that green sludge he pours onto the plate?
>>472452259For me it’s the ponytail chick
>>472448660That guy fucked me in a rest area bathroom
>>472444385>>472444422>>472444461>>472444492Is this humour? Or wog stuff? Which is it, you may pick only one El Scabbies.
>>472469566nice
>>472456058I wish I was that goat.
>>472445328The Chocolate Limes are the new X-Men?
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>>472470082Ren'py VN at its finest
>>472445534Oh thank god.
>>472462550no matter how bad it gets, it can always get worse.
>>472465960probably a really really strong anti-parasitic
>>472445876The worst post. Not even a (arse) lick of truth to your globo-grovelling to jew putin the jewish WEF globo shart of the year. >all we’ve got is saying “globohomo” as the globalist dictator ruins our lives as is traditional here. >where faggotry is the only other popular passtime. Kys memepoo
>>472470420would
>>472452259>The Quintessential Quintuplets.jpg
>>472470973Best anime ending ever.
>>472461435God damn, if I was one of them I would just ask to be shot before the adrenaline wore off and I started feeling the pain
>>472462076Old hat
>>472454307Not even the performers like tap dancing.
>>472445534>:48Kino of the highest order
>>472445328Ok bois they’re already green screened, someone edit them into something hilarious. Chop chop
>>472454561Thats why you always carry a knoife
>>472455103Shame that nigger survived
>>472470420is this real ????
>>472452917>said the tuga, you know you guys are just arabs rebranded right?You know you're also descendant of North Africans, right? When your Iberian ancestors got there to take gold and shaven pussy you didn't exist, you are out children, we built your country, we named it, Brazil's golden years only occurred during our control. You are Iberian with black, native and maybe Italian.Don't act racist when your country was built on the blood of 3 different races that within them were already influenced by a thousand more. Remember that blood ran from you and by you.Hypocrite.
>>472453559Yes, and all of our signs are non-English too.
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>>472458869I knew there was a joke in that webm, I just couldn't put it into words!
>>472448660That's how I'll dance when the orange ape loses AGAIN
>>472473359Calm down, nigger.
>>472470973I love you too
https://youtu.be/_o7BZV55SgU
>>472472604oh, I know all that, my surname is portuguese and most of my ancestors came from there with some Italian and German mixed in recently, but I can't pass the oportunity to mess with a tuga
>>472464841LOL
>>472448077is that Vin Benzin?
>>472448599Man out of everyone i though he would be most likely to survive shrapnel tearing his ass up>plz no drone footage of him taking out shrapnel after sitting on grenade dropped
>>472445228A girl took me on a date there once. She paid because I can't even afford a $1 sandwich.
>>472453556>i'm ignorant, so you losengmi
>>472455261Niggers cant into smalahove
>>472474632Probably dropped it on his head and not up his asshole.God only know what could have happened had he stumbles across a landmine
>>472444385>>472444422>>472444461>>472444492Shit was never funny (sometimes the reactions were) and now it's just overplayed.Go back to your own country, Pablo.inb4>Don't like immigrants? Then, when are you going back white boi.
>>472470973Nork military outfits are so based
>>472445328WTF they're wearing the anonymous uniform wrong. They are too identifiable.
>>472474634Based junkie
>>472448459This is Brazilian democracy. Nice try though.
>>472473359bing bong
>>472445534AI is the future
>>472445534kino
>>472453559Unfortunately that's Italy.
>>472472247no those are just plain regular nigger assholes
>>472470973like how i used to wave to my dad as he drove away to workone day he never came back
>>472463600jewcels btfo
>>472461435If it wasn't for the cars this could be straight out of Hunt: Showdown
>>472475395lol.. yea.. I'm clean now though. Well I still smoke pot but that doesn't really count.
>>472461435New fallout game has great graphics, i noticed.
>>472443933>unholstered my colt .45 out and mozambiqued that flying nigger mid-air
>>472476076Wat hapen?
>>472464276that splash in his face is so satisfying
>>472466178>I hold dual citizenship.like all of you politicians lmao
>>472445534Best movie ever
>>472455103The fucking look the dog gave it, genuine "the fuck you doing nigger" energy
>>472455103When the shitbull starts blinking and malfunctioning, I kek'd hard. Kid's fucking lucky
>>472477028>all of you politiciansUS/DE, not Pissrael. Schweinehund.Maybe stop being a poor shitskin and leave the Schengen Area once in a while.
>>472476222check'd and KEK'd
>>472453183>more like Sinead McSwarthy, amirite?
>>472449054You forgot "Irish lads"
>>472448077American Dad knew all along...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSDRNMrS2ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umU_uMfi_yo
>>472449047>Someone put this through ai animatorneck yourself pajeet
>>472443933I didn't relax but I still didn't expect.How was that even physically possible? - are magic negoes real?
>>472443933ya got me lmao
>>472477353>(((Weiß)))>Zimmermann>not Pissraelyou can lie to others, but you can't fool yourself, fool.>leave the Schengen Area once in a whilei don't even leave the BRD GmbH physically, i only travel digitally.
>>472464276I feel bad for this guy, bc you can tell that nothing ever goes his way, ever. The cosmic forces are never on his side.
>>472477704>How was that even physically possible?have you forgotten that future engineer jumping over the table at the judge?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiEHF_I7IVs
>>472476862it's joever
>>472477740Sucks to be you, fatty.Hail Hitler.
>>472445534What was up with the whale?
>>472444385>>472444422>>472444461>>472444492Die fag.
>>472454561fucking shoot his ass, holy shit.
>>472478063>fattyat least i'm (not-ashkenazim) White>Hail Hitler.fuck FashismSieg Heil
>>472445328ayyy
>>472450253Dude remembered that it was 2 holding him
>>472445534man, that shit was better than most hollywood movies.
>>472466676Very weird
>>472461435Everyone in that video died horribly lmao
>>472445328inspired by a famous french band name, the green niggawomens.. from the time the n-word wasn't banned
>>472466676yes, they dont deal well with consequences and responsibility
>>472457602That's just how all women are. If you're good at sex then she'll want you to fuck her friends as well. At least that's been my experience.
>>472462240I don't think the people in the video were stealing gas, they seem to be a block away from the truck.
>>472478337We both know you aren't White, Abdul.Keep seething and being a cocktail goblin though.
>>472478842i thank God daily that i'm neither a nigger, a faggot, a kike, or in your case all of them
>>472479010Your words & actions betray you.I'll be in Düsseldorf late next month if you want to see how an actual White man acts. Until then you will just need to keep dilating.
>>472479412>DüsseldorfKeine 10 Pferde bringen mich dazu dort hinzugehen.you better come to Straßbourg this winter, loser. we're gonna take back Elsaß-Lothringen
