>Would you rather get $10m, or be Ben Shapiro's servant?>AWWWWW JEEEZ BARB, THAT'S A TOUGHIE! I JUST CAYYYYYYYAN'T DUH-SAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYD!!!!! TEN MIL SURE WOULD BE SWEET, WE COULD PAY AWFF NEARLY HALF OF OUR MEDICAL BILLS......BUT THE CHANCE TO BE A JEW'S SERVANT? TO DO MENIAL LABOR FOR A JIN-YOO-EIN ISRAELI CITIZEN? THAT MIGHT JUST BE A PRIVILEGE AHHHH JUST CAYYYYYYAAAN'T PASS UP! THEY ARE GAWWD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE, AFTER ALL...
>>472461276>Why are conservatives so retarded?Ironically because they're old. It's like poetry.
The only tips fuckers like these give are the ones at birth
>>472461276>be waiter >they dont tip me because israel deserves that money
>>472461276It's mostly indians/non-whites who glorify these dudes, especially Tate.
>>472461276Literally no one would wait that fucking table. Everyone would take the 10 million.
>>472461276It’s better than a list because you can see their faces haha
>>47246127610 million
>>472461618i dont even know who the two behind trump are
>>472461276>take $10 million or the chance of getting $100-1000 in tips (including the $0 from Benny boy)
>>472461276Bomer/coorporate faggot logic. Il must make good cocktails and trump will employ me as his right hand man. Muh oportunity from being a waiter. Maybe thats how things went in their time. All these poeple would despise you for being "beneath" them and would probably omplain to the manager of you tried to speak with them.
>>472461366epic
>>472461276Ben Shapiro and Andrew Tate fucking hate each other, hustlepajeets are genuinely retarded and should have their own separate containment internet
>>472461276Easiest 10 mil ever made in history.
>>472461360>>472461366>>472461366>>472461376>>472461473>>472461524You're all as stupid as >>472461276. You'll never be able to network with people like that even if you had 10 million. Any one of them can get you a job paying 200k easily. Imagine passing this up for nothing. 10 million today is what 1 million was in 1987. It's nothing. 50% of that is going to be taxed. Down to $5M. If you want to buy a decent house it will be $2M. That leaves you with 2 million dollars which you'll spend or will be eaten by inflation. If you invested it, you could have $100k a year in dividends. These dividends are taxed at 18% so you're down to $80k about and property taxes on a 2 million dollar home will run you $20,000 a year. You traded a $200k job for $60k a year. Idiots.>>472461524I would wait the table because the value of that is over 10 million dollars as I proved. I wouldn't for 100 million. You must have an IQ under 120.
>>472461276that guy needs to be molested
>>472462136I wouldn't want to meet one of those people no matter what the fuck you offered me, anon. They're garbage, each and every one.
>>472461618>>472461737come to think of it i don't know who the guy in front of trump is eitherat first i thought its abraham lincolnbut now im thinkng thats too bizarre an inclusion, everyone else is a current day figure. why would you just drop abraham lincoln in the mix? he died like 200 years ago.so who is it?
>>472461360pottery
>>472462136And then everyone clapped. People don't offer waiters the job. You're a fag and a fool
>>472462370It is abraham lincoln because the original had a bunch of republican presidents and he was one of them
>>472461276Yes, because being in the vicinity of someone for a small amount of time, their success rubs off on you. Every time Elon Musk goes out to eat, the waiter walks away a millionaire.Goddamn people are fucking stupid.
>>472462136>I do nothing and get 10 million Dollars>I brown nose for a table of egomaniacs in the hopes they are in the mood to dish out gibs. >I definately got what it takes to be hired by one of them when they are too busy jousting amongst themselves to even notice a nobody such as me.Every man at that table would have told you to take the money and walk away.Keep dreaming kid.
>>47246127610 million dollars please
>>472462136the goodest goy
>>472461276Damn, did the debate really go that bad last night?
>>472461276Depends. Could I have them all poisoned for less?
>>4724612768 literal who's
>>472461276Only if I can bring my 17+1 +P.
>>472463586>Damn, did the debate really go that bad last night?It really did. Women who get raped by their sister are apparently in dire need of an abortion.
>>472462136Waiting that table would get me NOTHING other than whatever fucking tip they leave which would not even be close to $10 million.I'd take the 10 million evade taxes and invest it all in bitcoin.
>>472462136>Any one of them can get you a job paying 200k easily>10 million is nothing10,000,000 / 200,000 = 50You would have to wageslave for your entire life making $200k just to make the $10 mil I made instantly by just taking the money. Brainlets stay poor.
>>472462136who says they want you in their network though?
>>472461473>it's mostly indiansMost Indians in Britain vote Conservative because most Muslims vote Labour. Britain has a long history of jeets and muzzies immigration going back to the 1960s.I'm guessing that this pattern will be repeated in other western countries as unlimited jeet and muzzie immigration continues.
>>472461360newfag
>>472464420You forgot that 200k invested with 15% market returns is well over 10 million after 50 years. More like 200 million, shit head. Do a compound interest calculator and apologize to me and everyone else.
>>472461276It's parody of the 50k vs dinner with Jay z meme
>>472462136You’re not networking with them, you’re waiting their fucking table, you’re getting them their fucking onion rings and refilling their sodas and shit. Best case they treat you politely and leave you a couple hundred bucks as a tip, but the suggestion that a bunch of wealthy high profile people are going to randomly help their fucking waiter network is fucking laughably naive.Take the money.
>>472461276Taking the money and running as far away from these retards as possible.>charlatans grooming young men into ideal slaves for the elite>fit>conscientious >miserable>alone>dependant on "wisdom" by predators who profit off their lost state.
>>472462136I used to be a serverthe chance you can connect with a table enough to "network" is less than 1%dont throw away 10mil for a 1% chance at more
>>472461276Take the money. Why would I care to know all these criminal grifting faggots?
>>472461276That would be a good chance to an hero for allah on a bunch of shills
>>472461276Give me the 10 mil and a infantry section worth of dudes and I can make a display with with their heads in it.
>>472461276Its predictive programming, you'll never get $10M but only ever have to listen to them as you work a service job.
>>472462136>network with a waiterI could get you a job as a waiter in trump tower bro, no tax on tips
>>472461276I don't think Shapiro and Peterson would want to be at that table with the Tate Bros, lol.
>>472465078Chance of winning the Powerball is 0.000000001%. A 1% chance is over 3,000,000 x higher. I would take the meeting because Trump could make me his VP, Tate would have business advice, Peterson would pay MILLIONS for writing a book for him and Shapiro could get me a news anchor job at the daily wire. Musk could give me the education needed to become a rocket scientist or see that I am CEO material. The fucking sky is the limit.One percent at the chance of a lifetime. You just are risk averse and lack confidence.
>>472465227I'd do it for free you fucking sissy namefaggot.
>>472465696LOL
>>472462136>network
>>472464819seems you forgot that 10 million invested right fucking now is a lot more than your 200k invested over the course of 50 years
>>472461276It really is incredible. This is what remains of Trumpism. Pimps, zionists, and charlatans. In 2016, this table would have been>Lauren Southern >Stefan Molyneux >Tommy Robinson >Nick Fuentes >Milo >Spencer Now most of those people are deeply flawed grifters as well, but think of how hard they had to go back then vs. what we have now. Molyneux used to make IQ race realism videos. Southern used to almost get herself killed walking through migrant no go zones in Europe with a body cam on. Tommy Robinson used to get jumped and arrested on a monthly basis for calling muslims savages. Spencer was throwing romans and organizing torch marches. And it's all turned into what you see in that pic. Elon the troll, black pimps, a fitness guru, a shroom head podcast host, and orthodox jew...wow.
>>47246127How much for the original? pic related
>>472461276sage
>>472466772>deeply flawed>deeplyStupid trendy word popularized by feminists & other morons.
>>472466772Also>Gavin Mcinnes Who organized a literal American Friekorps. The difference between 2016 and 2024 is stunning.
>>472462136after all that I can still be debt free with a house and car I own free and clear and a comfortable nest egg to invest for retirement. I can work any stupid job to pay the bills and live comfortably without having to sell my fucking soul to these clowns
>>472461276Wait the table. But for Minecraft reasons
>>472461276I see negroes, jews and puppets. Why would i serve them?
>>472461276great post. hilarious
>>472467214>Feminists invented adjectives to stop me from getting pussy
>literally who on twitter said X
>>472461276Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
>>472461276>you only have 6 bullets>go
>>472461276Not 'sit with this table' but the chance to bootlick it
I'd serve the table with a 4.75" Rough Rider Cocobolo revolver
I'd pay 10 million dollars to see Ben Shapiro wait this table
>>472462136>If you want to buy a decent house it will be $2Myou are such a fucking fool
>>472468767just ignore him. he is clearly a child whos worldview comes from where he hangs out on the internet
>>472461276This never fails to trigger libtards for some reason
>>472462061>should have their own separate containment internetThe have their own separate containment subcontinent and must be quarantined there
>>472469737>if you don't wanna pay $10m to wipe based ben shapiro's ass, UR A LIBTARD!!!!!!!!!!absolute state of ya
>>472468767the man is a fool because 'waiting a table' isn't going to get you 200k job. It will get you a $200 tip.
>>472465679Peterstein would be under the table washing Benny's mutilated penis before sucking him dryTate would be in a permanent state of flex while pimping out his slavic stable of whores to Trump while Rogan trips balls on DMT and ponders who the fuck the niggers on his right are.
>>472461276>hello rich successful men>yes I am just a waiter, and have accomplished nothing in my life>would any of you like to take this opportunity to give me all of your phone numbers so that I can “network” with you in order to become rich?>what do you mean you don’t want to make me successful?>Bring your food and drinks? Come on I’m just trying to use this opportunity to have you guys make me successful!
>>472468522He'd poison the food Seamus.
>>472461276Cuckservatives all lead shelter, pampered lives so they are out of touch with reality to an astounding degree. Smugness meets conceit, despite lacking any sort of wisdom, it's a messed up combo.
>>472470634lol this. Why would anyone be like, hey you did a good job bringing us drinks and taking our food order. The way you recited today's specials and soup was so particularly amazing that we think you could have a director level job at one of our companies.You'd just walk out with an ok tip, probably 18% of a large tab, and every one of those guys would forget your face and name before they even left. Also you'd have to tip out probably like 20 other people since that's how nice restaraunts always operate.
