>What's happeningElections for 650 seats in the house of commons by FPTP. This is not one election but 650 separate elections at once. The party which wins 326 or more seats will have their leader become PM.>Timelines (all in BST/UTC+1)- 7am-10pm polls open for voting in 40,000 polling stations. News reports on voting and election issues are banned.- 10pm, polls close and the combined broadcasters' exit poll is released. This has been quite accurate since 2005.- 11pm, the first seats will declare, usually safe Labour seats in the North East of England- 12am-2am (5th July), a smattering of early seats. Keep an eye out for Swindon North and South, both traditional bellweathers.- 3-6am, most seats declare, we are likely to know the winner- 6-9am, stragglers declare- 12pm 5th July, new PM in office if needed>PartiesConservative - centre rightReform - hard rightLabour - centre leftLiberal democrats - centrist-to-leftGreens - GreenSNP - Scottish nationalistsOthers - who cares lol>Where can I watch resultsBBC iplayer (needs VPN for non-Brits): https://www.bbc . co.uk/iplayer/live/bbconeSky News: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJUvTVdTMyY
Are you a Starmtrooper?
I am rubbing one out rn
>>473059705VOTE REFORM
death to nonces that move to asia to fuck kidsvote reform
I forgot to register in time. Vote for me, lads. Whichever party that will gib PIP...
Angela rayner says she’s going to make being a male illegal
Are Tories kaput?
>>473059801In the polling boothno curtain
>>473059882people are looking at mehelp
lads i'm getting word right now from my british friendsall good chaps, but they all had micropenisesthey just voted reform and their cocks and bollockses grew so large all the slags in town swarmed them and had sex with them on the spot!vote reform to have your cock and bollocks grow huge and have sex!!
>>473059705Who's winning?
Conservative - globalhomo Reform - centre right Labour - globalhomo Liberal democrats - who caresGreens - gay and trans who caresSNP - Scottish nationalistsOthers - who cares lol
vote for (ch)angevote labour
>>473059705STOP THE LABOUR SUPERMAJORITY. VOTE CONSERVATIVE.
>>473059705>Reform - hard rightThese guys are hard right?>Nigel Farage: "Whether we are churchgoers or not everything in our country and culture is based on Judeo-Christian values"> "You're welcome to come from anywhere in the world, from any religion, if you share our values we can live together happily and in peace"
do you guys look like this?
>>473059872Probably, but no results for 4 hours when we get the exit poll
>>473059976No op is just a massive faggot
>>473059930The bankers. Always do.
>>473059991Literally me
>>473060000>no results for 4 hours>0000that's a 0 for every hour of nothing
>>473059991do you look like this?
>>473059930Farage!!!! Holy shit!!! Reform have already won 600 seats!
>>473059951Vote tory for a foreign transexual non-english speaking next door neighbour, same for labour.Vote Reform to gas the troons and use small boats as target practice.
I'm voting as late as possible so my vote gets counted first. Everyone else will be taking my sloppy seconds
>>473060154CONSERVATIVES KNOW IT'S BUSINESSES THAT ARE THE GROWTH CREATORS.OUR PLAN FOR BUSINESS WILL CUT BUREAUCRACY SO THEY CAN THRIVE.
for me it's yorkshire party
>>473060313You know they tip the ballot boxes out and mix it all up, right?
Obsessed
>>473060384you sound like a jew right now m8
https://x.com/georgegalloway/status/1808833398800048364
>>473060324Fuck off, never been harder to run a small business than the last 14 years. You fucking shut them all down for the sniffles and are now shutting them down because they can't afford the repayments on the loans you forced them to take. Fuck yourself. I gave up with my business years ago under the Tories. If voting for you all to be shot was an option I'd vote so hard for it that the ballot box would implode.
Is reform going to win?
>>473060589Lol no
>>473060381Manifesto: remove 'the' fromt english language
>>473060589Nah, they'll just cannibalise tory votes. Like before what's left of the tories might end up just trying to absorb that party's ideas and opinions so as to not die.
>>473060525WHAT WOULD LABOUR’S FIRST BUDGET LOOK LIKE? ACCORDING TO RACHEL REEVES’ OWN TOP ADVISER IT SHOULD BE TAX RISE AFTER TAX RISE AFTER TAX RISE.
>>473060589Unfortunately not, but they will do better than the ‘opinion’ polls predict
>>473060589No, but Nigel will get into parliament along with about ten colleagues. The Conservatives will be massively reduced and so they might enter into a loose pact to work together in opposition, and then eventually could merge into one party, or Nigel defects to them to run for leadership to rebuild them.
>>473060589If Tories get a majority and Reform get a few seats they will probably form a coalition. They always do this.
>>473059705Who did he voted for? local vegan buffet?
>>473060525notice how he doesn't say what business, meaning it was probably very unremarkable
OK lads I bet that rishi would lose his seat how likely is that looking
>>473059705>Reform - Civ Nats .NOT HARD RIGHT
>>473060589define "win", because I say YES
>>473060965Unlikely IMO, but possible if the tories absolutely shit the bed
>>473060755I don't give a fuck, raise tax to 100% I don't care anymore, you had 14 years and destroyed this country. Voted in to stop immigration and raised it too record levels and put a pajeet in charge. Doubled down on woke bullshit and climate nonsense. You could offer me a million quid and I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. Can you feel the hate? Everyone fucking hates you.
I just voted Reform, an' I ain't so proud about it
>>473060751>>473060782>>473060789So his goal is to change the conservative party into something else so they can win in the next election...I hope it's not too late for your country by then
I just want Nigel in parliament for the laughs.
>>473059705>Reform - hard right
>>473061165You’ll get him, he’s very popular in clackton
Some thoughts from the Conservative voters?How do you feel about the election?
>>473061070UNDER LABOUR, PARENTS WILL BE KEPT IN THE DARK AS THEIR CHILDREN ARE TAUGHT CONTESTED GENDER IDEOLOGY IN THE CLASSROOM.DON’T GIVE KEIR STARMER A BLANK CHEQUE WHEN IT COMES TO OUR CHILDREN.
>breaking news breaking news>breaking newsearly reports indicate reform voters are more likely to be sex havers and labour voters are more likely to be gender dysmorphic
>>473061134take a swim with me mate.
>>473060965He's running against Count Binface, he's absolutely fucked
>>473061165That will definitely happen, he's running for a seat in Essex. UKIP won it once and it's current a Tory one.
>>473061294I already homeschool and I had to start under the Tory government because you're grooming the children with nonsense and homosexuality. I genuinely want to shoot you. Fuck off and die already.
>>473059705>- 3-6am, most seats declare, we are likely to know the winnerWhy does it take so long lmao you pathetic slow britbong fucksIn Germany we know the winner by the same night unless extremely close
>>473061433We don't close polls until 10pm is why
>>473061433Because we aren’t a country founded on extreme autisticness
>>473061420WE WILL END LABOUR’S WAR ON MOTORISTS, KEEPING COSTS UNDER CONTROL AND ENSURING PEOPLE HAVE THE FREEDOM TO DRIVE.DON'T GIVE KEIR STARMER A BLANK CHEQUE.
>>473061433Cause we do it manually so it can't be so easily manipulated by rogue state actors
>>473059705>Conservative - centre right Incorrect. They are a left-wing party.
>>473061536lmao
>>473061160He’s been quite open that he’s basing his tactics on those of Canada’s Reform Party, right down to the name. They also took votes from Canada’s Conservative Party in an election that destroyed them down to 2 fucking seats, then Reform merged with them and basically took over as the party of the right.
Reform to cement itself as a real alternative party.
>>473061549My car has been SORN for the past year and a half because the insurance went through the roof after the last one was stolen by those that you've let waltz over the border. Everything you're saying is reminding me how much you need shooting.
>>473061670Based
How many total votes can reform get? 7 million?
>>473061689OUR COUNTRY VOTED DECISIVELY FOR BREXIT.WHILE WE DELIVERED IT, KEIR STARMER TRIED TO REVERSE YOUR VOTE.THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US. WE DELIVER. KEIR DITHERS.
Which of these is most likely, and which are you hoping for? I did not know that Labour was so overrepresented in seating compared to votes.
>>473061433The winners are known by 2 pm on the day
>>473060154Reform love immigration though. Many of their candidates are brown and black muslims/sikhs/hindus. Very pro-diversity party.
>>473061738Easily doable
>>473061840At least it breaks the 2 party spell the public have been under so I can come forth with the gas these cunts and save the country party and then gas these cunts and save the country.
>>473061760>I did not know that Labour was so overrepresented in seating compared to votes.Labour and Conservative. This is the reason Conservatives have been in power for so many total years through the years (more than Labour). The difference this time is most people hate them.
>>473060755Too late. Your bollocks has failed this time.
>>473060589They will be lucky to get 1 seat.
>>473060154what a delusional mentally ill faggot you really are>>473059951as for you, fucking neck yourself.
>>473060789>If Tories get a majority0% chance, not even worth discussing
>>473060154>Vote Reform to gas the troons and use small boats as target practice.One of their candidates is a Sikh that barely speaks English who is on camera saying "Diversity is our strength".
>>473059976>>473060000right cause outright saying you don't want them here is a smart move right?it's making yourselves more palpable to the general public you retards, HIDE your power level, lepen did the same and look at her party, they're likely to get just under a absolute majority in the french parilmentsame thing with geert, he stopped with his muslims are evil schtick and won the most seats in parilment, and recently tweeted out he thinks islam is an evil religion
>>473061974Screenshotted for later
>>473061970>>473061981WE'RE MAKING IT EASIER FOR YOU TO BUY A HOME.LABOUR WANT TO HIKE UP TAX ON YOUR HOME.THAT'S THE CHOICE IN THIS ELECTION.
>>473061840>muh immigrationYou are completely brainwashed do you know that? you fell for it, well you deserve everything you are going to get.
>>473061549ULEZ was actually announced by Boris Johnson in 2015.
>>473061433Angela Merkel isn't on our ballot so we cant know the outcome beforehand
>>473062092Buy an ad, Rishi.
>>473059705I've seen a lot of farage's public appearance videos and pics, all of them are in front of small crowds of boomers who do this weird old people clap and phone holding. it looks extremely cringe, for a lack of a better word
>>473061981The public want the immigrants deporting at gun point and the boats sinking. Those speaking against it are a very very vocal minority.
>>473062206Kek
>>473062099>>473062232TIMELY REMINDER: ONE OF KEIR STARMER'S BIGGEST DONORS ALSO BANKROLLED JUST STOP OIL.
>>473062236Shouldn’t you be committing suicide in some trench in Ukraine?
I live on a deanobox estate, huge queue of young parents outside the polling station now. All gonna be labour as well.
>>473062299nah, I'd win.
>>473062326Nah young parents are livid about the trannie shit in schools, they are reform vooters
>>473062299ukrainians are on their 10th draftsafe to say there wouldn't be no ukrainians for him to get suicided by
I'd love to see Reform win or be the main opposition.
>>473061760It's that fucking bad? Holy shit.
>>473062236It is cringe and Farage is the slimiest career politician out there, but I’d still prefer him to somebody who is ideologically determined to accelerate UK’s trajectory towards a festering globalist hellhole
>>473062415No one gives a fuck about trans stuff except a 1% obsessive online group
>>473062546Labour on 42%, tories 20%, reform 16% will do that in FPTP
If the candidates name has changed on the ballot for a party but the vote is still for that party, what happens?
>>473062626no lol there's a republican governor in a blue state that won on that issue alone (virginia)
>>473062682The candidate's name can't change after nominations close, which was about 4 weeks ago. You vote for the person not the party.
>>473059942They are all globohomo. If there was a party worth voting for it would have been made illegal by now.
THEY'RE WATCHING.
is there like an actual "good" (good for a politicians standards) person to have as prime minister
>>473062695Literally no one cares here, it polled at 2% as an important issue. Cost of living and RNHS were 50%+
>>473062236>it looks extremely cringe, for a lack of a better word
>>473059853lowkey you might be a retard if you forgot to register
>>473061160>I hope it's not too late for your country by then10 years too late on that one, lad.
>>473062047I really hope that's the case
>>473062605same with trump, wilders, milei and the rest of the "resurgent" right. they're all popping up and being pushed by the jews after oct 7th cause they're afraid of the golem they've created (libs)
>>473062041A lot of people are still middle class in this country who don't see anything wrong, they might even be the majority, never underestimate that. Not everyone is poor and/or racist. A hung parliament would still have to result in a coalition and it would be with Reform if they win anything.
i work in a bookies lads and uhhh i don't think labour are going to win. the backroom odds makers are either huffing glue (they aren't) or they absolutely know something we don't.
>>473062959The chance the tories are the largest party is 0.0001% mate
you *are* voting liberal democrats, aren't you anon?
>>473063010its fucking reform uk isnt it
Just want Reform to pip tories, Labour have already won obviously.
>>473062959A hung parliament would mean that Labour govern anyway, either in a coalition or as a minority with Lib Dem support.
>>473062959Even in a hung parliament (unlikely), Labour would form a coalition with Lib Dem and have more.
>>473062959>hung parliamentlol, lmao even
>>473063026no but they are going to win here
>>473062959>lot of people are still middle class in this country who don't see anything wrongare there really no pakis in surrey?
>>473062737Well someone has seriously fucked up at my constituency, the wrong name is on the Reform UK ballot.
>>473063019you notice how the conservative campaigning shifted from "stop labour" to "lend your reform vote to us, so we can stop the labour supermajority?" this is why. tories are genuinely hanging onto the opposition by a THREAD right now, there's a very good chance they could get toppled. and if they do get toppled, it's going to completely collapse the party. they won't bounce back for decades.
Excited for Reform to over perform and for the Tories to collapse to historic lows.My prediction: Reform 24 seats, Cons sub 80 seats. Lib Dems trade seats but stay static. Green 2. Labour victory with approx 500 seats.
>>473063223thankfully he wasn't winning the seat anyways so who cares
>>473063223Constituency? What was there vs nominations?
>>473063237>Lib Dems trade seats but stay staticMost of their targets are tory seats so it won't be static, they'll def make some gains.
>>473063237>Labour victory with approx 500 seats.i'll have whatever you're having if you think 500 seats is actually achievable from any party at any period of time
>reforms wins the most seats>under a majority>tories form a coalition with labour and the LD to deny reform a chance to govern>reform the official oppositionyour reactions?
>>473063422i wake up and turn on the tv to see the labour supermajority
THERE’S STILL TIME TO STOP A LABOUR SUPERMAJORITY THAT WILL PUT UP TAXES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.VOTE CONSERVATIVE ON THE WAY HOME TODAY.
>>473063221Those Pakis might vote Tory, Conservatives made a big diversity push in the past few years.
>>473063422Reform will get 6 seats lmao
>>473063228Last night poll said Reform at 21%.Today my sister who always voted Labour just voted Reform, she's not even mentioned them once in the run up to the election.I wonder if the pollsters could be in for a shock if that is seen in much larger numbers.
>>473063535generous, i think <3 is possible.
>>473063422laugh at the delusional american
>>473063562All depends how the tory vote holds up in gammon central like boston
>>473063535>>473063562it's a hypothetical you buzzkillingtons
>>473063554i don't think they're winning many seats but like most people i think the voter turnout will be huge. think most npcs will vote Red Tories just to get sunak and co out though so ultimately it won't matter. but a lot of Labour seats with Reform in 2nd should be expected imo.
>>473063381Alright 480 something like that.>>473063355They will pick up Tory seats but I think the labour vote will do them more damage elsewhere than the polls are showing.
Just voted Labour, feels good to be on the winning side for once
>>473063129>>473063140Lib Dems have 8 seats, if Reform are getting the estimated 24 then it just comes down to how slim the margin is between Con and Lab
>>473063687There is on 1 lib/lab marginal anywhere in the country, every other lib seat or target is con or snp
>>473063687Yeah I guess, I tend to always assume their seats flip between Tory/LD but I suppose there are a few Lab/LD ones as well.
Can’t wait to see reform win 2 seats they’re the ppc of Britain. I’m happy the majority of Brit’s see reason and are electing labour to a super majority.
who is he voting for?
>>473063081the odds on reform dropped 8 times this afternoon alone. i not sure the general public are listening to the plan to vote the tories out at all.
>>473063783Yes currently, but Lib Dems will have more than Reform after this election.
>>473063845ukip, brexit, reform, all the same, farage shills for far right nutjobs, acts shocked when his mps are saying hitler did nothing wrong, then bounces. will end with very few seats and a lot of angry gammons calling starmer Kier Scammer.
Just voted Reform lads. They won't win they my hard Labour seat but I reckon they could come 2nd which would trigger a lot of people.
>>473063693>winning sideIts going to be fucking HILARIOUS when the Hezbollah-Israel war kicks off imminently. That will be a real war and bloodbath with hundreds of thousands killed as it spirals region wide. It'll be on par with the massive human toll(at least 800k dead and 2mn wounded with 22mn displaced) in the Ukraine in a shorter span of time.Labour are raising Mudslimes that openly want to murder us all into prominence and wooing their voting bloc which is very real now and as we seen just in the last three months, in positions of influence with them being voted in on Islamic only mandates proclaiming they are doing it for Islam.They will RIOT and MURDER on the streets if the Labour government aid Israel which they will because our international interests align and its an actual country unlike all the actual failed states surrounding it.Hamas was the prologue. Hezbollah and Iran are the main event. We've not seen anything yet.Labour have zero policies, just buzzwords and the retarded masses will let them in. They dodge all questions about policy.Reform's Manifesto is actually really good. Shame very few have read it.
>>473061226>>473061396Based. I don’t really follow UK politics but for sure I’ll watch PMQs just for Nigel’s humor.
>>473063951fuck sake id rather take nigel farage for the funny shit people would make than rishi again
out of interest, what was turnout like at your polling booths? im exepcting a lot of apathy this election so i think we could get some shockingly low turnout numbers
>>473063228thats what people said about labour in 2019
Why is the entire UK not voting reform yetYou should be racismaxxing
>>473064183Busy at mine
>>473063974I looked it up they had 11 last time, Lib Dems are just as likely to switch to Con or Lab as they are to Reform or stay the same. Wales and Scotland could also go any way.
>>473064221>frenchie being racistsky is blue.
>>473063793I think there will be more 4 horse races than the polls predict. I think the models will be wrong when it comes to the con/lib marginals, many of which are counted as shoe ins for the lib dems.
Do you have your bingo cards ready ?
>>473063554My lifetime Labour mate just confessed voting reform too Man voted Corbyn lmao I was actually shocked. It's because the Greens have been so obnoxious I think, he keeps sending my retarded pro-Greens ads/slogans from near his house
>>473064061As leader of a minor party he'll get a question about once a month lmao
>>473063783The Lib Dems will have dozens of seats by the end of the results, they're not staying on 8.
>>473064219Big difference between 32% and 200mps vs 20% and 70
>No one has done more to destroy the far right in this country except me- Nigel Farage
>>473063535They wont get any, how fucking delusional can you be? Farage has never won his seats that he has ran for, hes massively unlikable and racism doesnt work in British politics like some other countries.
>>473064099all true & quite based indeed
>>473059705I hope you lads had enough manpower to actually get off your ass and vote reform.
>>473064183No one at mineThere was a qt helping out, sitting by the entranceGave a bit of eye contact and smileSmall talk, charm the eldersYou love to see it
>>473064221we still need a few decades of abject misery
>>473064286Like I said here >>473063810 most of their seats are Conservative and flip back and forth. This election obviously those seats will go Lib Dem.Lib Dems are the most pro-EU party - no way any seats will go from Lib Dem to Reform.
>>473064042>Reform's Manifesto is actually really good. Shame very few have read itDon't need too, the state and views of there followers tells me enough of what they are about. I except Ill get shit for this, but I was actually considering voting for reform but reading the comments on YouTube and Twitter puts me off, despite what Nigel says it's got a massive white nationalist following plus the channel 4 video what I'm sure you seen. I've got a mixed race family so me voting for reform would be like chickens voting for KFC. I like Nigel but his followers tend to be cunts. I'm off Aldi to get some Brandy so watch the seethe tonight ;)
>>473064183Dead as a doornail. Literally 17 crossed out names in a book of hundreds.That was at 2:40pm. I expect it'll increase after 5pm but my sisters was also the same.Media are saying massive turnout nationally.Media also said Reform were tanking the last 24 hours yet polls show them rising to 17-21% from 15-18%.
>>473064512Nope, voted Labour, now kindly fuck off you Russian troll.
>>473064498Screenshotted for later.
>>473064606>channel 4 videoYou mean the paid actor who has now deleted all his acting website profiles since being outed lmao.
The next Hitler is putting all the labour/tory/lib voters on a list.
>>473064512I voted reform. Cracked open the first beer
>>473064606>Ive got a mixed race familyI hope she gets deported
>>473064718Why labour? Is it because they're anti israel?
>>473064718>voted for Islamisation.oof
>>473064819GOOD lad
How many pommy cunts are getting visas to escape the consequences? Is it mostly labor or torries?
Off to get beer
>>473064099>>473064501pathetic blackpilled faggots
>>473063620I genuinely quite like Ange. She seems more socially right wing and economically left wing than a lot of the parliamentary party and isn’t afraid to speak her mind. Kinda hoping Starmer has to go soon and she takes over.
>>473064915Labour voters usually go to Australia, Tories go to Canada or New Zealand
Keep counting (until you get it right!)
lotus eaters site broke lmao
You guys watching the lotus eaters election livestream tonight on Rumble? Begins now actually 7pm.
>>473065044Will they stream on youtube too?
>>473065111no idea, i'm watching on rumble
>>473064983This is nonsense lolMost people that move out are geriatrics and the ones that aren't old cunts just follow the money and the jobs. Any anecdotal evidence you have to the contrary is retarded, speaking for myself as a UKIP voter who moved out 8 years ago the only friend I have that moved to Canada was a lifetime Labour supporter
>watching sargonIs it 2015 again?
>>473059705Who's out of these is anti-israel?
>>473065280Yes Sargon is officially the "edgiest" thing allowed on YouTube with any real audience. It's pretty sad and gay.
I sincerely hope this isnt (You)
>>473065447Lib Dems
>>473065105aye have it on now. good to see Dank there after the recent bad news.
>>473065227I'm on their website screen mirroring to my tv instead
>>473065280>Is it 2015 again?God i fucking wish bros
Just applied for housing. How long until I get a council house lads.
>>473065485>driving to the pub
>>473064965>>473063620>no qualifications>pregnant at 15>now deputy prime minister by being a gobby cow and slag>£130k a year(a rise of £36k), £90k expenses per year, unlimited "gifts" from allies and lobby groups, investments from allies earning quiet passive income every week into foreign accounts and a fat civil service pension pot that rises for every year of "service" as an MP.>Two houses aswell that she now owns.Kind of based actually. Shows how anyone can get up there by being an arse kissing grifter that latches onto the current thing."WE'RE JUST LIKE YOU!"t. MP's.
Felt good voting Reform. When are we rounding up the JF''s?
>>473065574depends, u brown? fresh off a boat?
>>473065229Why did Alan Sked left the ukip party?
>>473065574Are you non white?Instantly and everything is free for you, no hassle. Something breaks? Fixed within hours or replaced same dayAre you LGBT?Same as aboveAre you straight and white?12-24 months.
>>473065682already started, Nigel asking for volunteers to patrol the beaches with Bren guns
>>473065704I am straight and white.
>>473065792sounds like a cosy night out. I'll bring the dogs, they'll love it
>>473065682Never but its nice to think about it isnt it haha anyways go and vote Reform for a laugh lads
>>473065485Not voting to keep in one of the wokest Tory MPs.Not voting for the Lib Dem that will replace them.Not voting for Reform.
Looking forward to buying Lloyds, Barclay’s and BP stock tomorrow.
>>473065229You're the land of backpackers and Rugby League, nothing Tory about that.
>>473065447lib dems + green. labour recognise palestine iirc but nothing more. tories love israel, farage has an israeli coloured bum plug on him 24/7
>>473066132Why are you here then
>>473060143Farage is based. He killed the BNP and he likes legal immigration like based Sikhs. He makes racists cope and seethe.
Which channel are you going to watch?
>>473066159buy zillow instead
>>4730663561pbtid shill
>>473066370Beeb
>>473066244backpackers are here for maybe a yearRugby league is for bitter wanna be scottish/irish retards in Queensland who reject Australia's actual sport
>>473066370probably gonna vpn into iplayer and watch it on your dime
BBC genny lec coverage won’t be the same without these lads.
is anyone screencapping all this to remember brit/pol/ on election day?
>>473066344election fever
>>473062092lol, you've lost mate ahahahaha
>>473066370Lotus eaters
>>473066621Every Australian started as a backpacker, you call them swagmen
>>473066678Yes
reckon turnout will be down on last time>67% in 2019went down to vote at 4pm and it was quiet
>>473065865Is this your mum?
>>473066658No Dimblebot either, it's a real shame.
Kier starmer grassed someone up for stealing a scoop of ice-cream
MISTER SPEAKER !!
Ah yes the honourable and trustworthy opposition
>>473067013No, instead we get coon & (((berg))). How the mighty have fallen.
>>473067007Perhaps. You think she's fit?
Why did you bongs schedule the election for the 4th of July? Now I have to watch comfy election streams while watching fireworks
>>473067150Nige at PMQs - after a subsidised livener in the Commons bar, of course - will be must watch viewing.
>>473067222It's making me really miss This Week too, the current crop of political commentators is so fucking dull.
>>473067606Didn't he get done for noncing?
>>473067222what's with all the nigger love going on in the anglosphere right now?not even the poos ever got all this love and yet their the most desperate for it, and niggers are objectively worse than them let's be honest
>>473067478no fixed date, chudburgereveryone was expecting an autumn pollSunak just wants out
Lads, I was sure I was going to vote Reform but read everyone's policies on the way to work this morning and ended up voting for Labour.
>>473067789Andrew Neil? No. He's doing stuff for Times Radio this election.
>>473067789Huw did, not Neil. He went to start GB News and then realised everyone else involved was a retard who was only interested in using it to push propaganda and left to join Times Radio.
>>473068026Tbf was Huw noncing? He didn't know the lad was underage.
>>473059991I look like this.
>>473064042> our international interests align and its an actual countryYou will never have a real victory. You have no triumphs, you have no honor, you have no accomplishments. You volunteered to join a failed organization twisted by Zionism and the profit motive of the military-industrial complex into a crude mockery of martial perfection.All the “support” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your civilian population is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “allies” laugh at your failed campaigns behind closed doors.Guerrillas are utterly unafraid of you. Thousands of years of warfare have allowed guerrillas to sniff out military incompetence with incredible efficiency. Even battles you “won” look fleeting and inconsequential to a guerilla. Your casualty aversion is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to bomb a village, its inhabitants pick up arms the second they get a whiff of your cowardly, doomed occupation.You will never be victorious. You beg Congress for additional spending every single year and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the casualty count creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll open negotiations, set a timetable, withdraw, and abandon massive stockpiles of weaponry. The guerrillas will capture your local allies, overjoyed and relieved that they can jail or kill them at will. They’ll drape the capital city with a flag flown by your enemies, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know your military failed there. Your veterans will seethe and go back to homelessness and drug addiction, and all that will remain of your legacy are some Hollywood movies that are unmistakably inaccurate.This is your fate. This is what AIPAC and Lockheed Martin chose. There is no turning back.
Labour = npcLibdem = midwitGreens = trannyTory = tarqReform = chud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-X3Wy-svIY
>>473068475>Reform = chudyou misspelled chad King
>>473064042>Reform's Manifesto is actually really good. Shame very few have read it.Dont think people have ever voted that way
>>473068640is he a 20 fags a day kind of guy?
>>473065683I knew an old Sri Lankan man who was waiting for a council house. He pointed out to them that he had lived in England for decades and always paid his taxes, while other people were getting housed upon arrival. They told him he would just have to wait. He told them he would get in a rowing boat, paddle out to sea, destroy his UK passport, come back and pretend he couldn't speak English so they can house him immediately with all the others. They gave him a council house.
>>473068475We are Chudmaxed today.
>>473064042I really wish you kikes could just be open about being jews who want the goyim to die for you instead of all this "hello fellow white people, our interests align with Israel and we should go die for them!" crap.Hadrian's only mistake was not finishing your putrid kind off.
>>473059930lib dem surge
>>473066370> TVLol, Lmao even! Lotus eaters on rumble.
>>473069496what the fuck is a rumble
>>473067222Black people wearing a nice suit and speaking properly unnerve me. There's something unnatural about it.It's like watching a dog playing a piano. Very impressive but you know the dog is just highly trained and feels uncomfortable
>>473068247You mean this.
>>473069688And you're Irish. You're the Nigger of Europe.
>>473069578A website.
>>473069578google you fucking muppet
Free slags for Reform votersOFFER ENDS TODAY
>Reform>1 seatScreencap this for Brit/pol/ seethe
>>473059705What do Brits actually think of the LibDems? From what I read they sound like the loopy Libertarians of the USA, except people consider them serious contenders for their vote if they are "moderate" squishy Tory voters and not actually conservative. Do all these stunts actually make people want to vote LD over Labour or Reform?
>>473071066>except people consider them serious contendersno
>>473071066They're not like your libertarians. In the past they might have been closer, but now they are big on public spending to try and outflank Labour, e.g. this election they have focused on social care.
>>473071132Serious contenders for their vote, I said. From what I can tell, it's that urban cohort who think Rishi Sunak really represents them and live in townhomes who are split on whether to vote Lib Dem or not just to punish the Tories.
>>473066867thanks soldierpls could you post it at some point
>>473064512Nope, Sinn Fein
>>473069940*farts on your post*
>>473071066They're the "leave me alone" party, you tick them when you don't know what else to choose. If you don't know then there's probably a reason for that, no reason to have strong opinions on anything.
Didn't vote as I hate all of the parties equally
>>473063150
>>473071778>hate all of the parties equallyHow is that even possible. Do you just live in total ignorance
>>473071066Lib Dems were formed from a merger of the old Liberals (who were classical liberals, so basically libertarians) and the SDP, who split from Labour to offer a more centrist social democratic platform as opposed to Labour's (at the time) more socialist economics. Once Blair became Labour leader and shifted them to the centre there was really no reason for the Lib Dems to exist any more, but they survived as the centrist liberal party of protest when people became unhappy with Blair over things like the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and his slide ever rightward cosying up to big business, paying private companies to run public services etc.These days they survive as little more than the "rejoin the EU" party, but that's still enough to win middle class moderates who just want all the ideology to stop and everything to go back to being safe and stable.
>>473059705Are there any white people in England anymore?
>>473062959>Not everyone is poor and/or racist.
>>473072049Quite a few, yes. Just stay out of the big cities.https://www.ons.gov.uk/census/maps/choropleth/identity/ethnic-group/ethnic-group-tb-6a/white
>>473071940Literally none of them have any interest in helping out the common man. Reform's only positive is regarding immigration and their entire run was based on that promise alone.
>>473072049Likewise
>>473064099Actually throwing a tantrum kek
>>473059705299
Are reformchads party rocking or is it farover?
>>473072049A few. I live in a fairly nice part and driving past a local polling station there was a group of nogs. Stop to let them cross and ones standing there like a lemon. At least there's not much access to meth and crack so could be worse
>>473072167no one lives in them dark blue bits
>>473072173Yeah... Non taxable income below £20,000, hiring British national first, vouchers for private healthcare if the NHS system doesn't see you within X amount of days/weeks depending on need.. Much more.
>>473072603All those dark patches within the blue are towns m8, you only have to zoom in a little bit on the map to see. Sorry if you live in Londonistan but not everyone's so unlucky. And if you prefer figures, here:https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/culturalidentity/ethnicity/bulletins/ethnicgroupenglandandwales/census2021>In 2021, 81.7% (48.7 million) of usual residents in England and Wales identified their ethnic group within the high-level "White" category
>>473064099Based
>>473073113>80% Literally over for the UK
>>473073113>identified and some spics identify as white heregotta be careful around wording like that
>>473072528We'll know in a couple of hours. Initial signs look good but as an American you should know better than to trust an election result until its confirmed.
>>473059840>shitformthey're retarded, not as retarded as green but stillwe just don't have anyone with brain just like you guys
>>473059853can't you just walk in with your passport?
>>473071778Not voting will tell everyone nothing. If you go out and spoil your ballot it'll be counted and examined.
>>473073643you still have to register to vote in advance so you are actually on their list
>>473073113>81.7% (48.7 million) of usual residents in England and Wales identified their ethnic group within the high-level "White" categoryAnd how many of those whites are Poles, Romanians and others. Genocide and replacement by Poles is as bad as a Paki despite what Americans tell you. Greeks, English, Swedes and Spanish all have unique traditions, identity, culture and racial traits. I dont want to see them erased for anyone in Europe.
>>473073426America pls. You really cannot use any amount of mental gymnastics to take the high ground here.Anybody baking?
>>473073962where was i taking the high ground retard? all i said was be careful around wording like>identify
>>473060657>from english languagemy sides
>>473061160>tories been fucking up for 14 yearsits too late, gonna take a while to recover
>>473063783they fucked up last election by going anti brexit
>>473062073>inb4 2 seats
I was going to bake since it seems no-one else can be bothered but for some reason I can't. One of you gents mind obliging?
>>473061433our elections aren't rigged by satan merkel
