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Keir Starmer let Jimmy Saveloy off the hook
bennyspakkers frantically googling if ireland still has bennys
you DID vote for the liberal democrats, didn't you anon?
We're fucked
BARISTAEARRINGS
What if Keir Starmer is good? Try and get your hands on that gov money lads.
So. Fucking. Back.Everyone I know is voting reform. There's something happening out there and it's exciting.
better start dusting off those smart shoes bennie brosthe end of your free gibs is icumen in
I'd vote for her, if you know what I mean.
>>473067110Vote reform bongs
>>473067282Even my University whatsapp group is buzzing with Reform chat despite being adult learners who are typically left
>>473067348i'd buy her £6 sports bra and skirt in the hopes theres a smell of her sweat and trapped farts still lingering
>>473067380Far right? Far correct.
>>473067322Might become a bus driver. Already have my C+E.
doggo on da polling station
How the fuck do exit polls even work? I have never ever seen an exit poll conducted in my constituency
>>473067221kek'd
>Labour will save me they will>They won't make me get a job they won't >Love the unemployed they do >I'll be fine I will Kek
What kind of chink is it with the hooded eyelids?
you're getting your hopes up for nothing
THIIIIINGSCAN ONLY GET BETTERRRR
>yous want oat milk in that laaah
>>473067522I get my hopes up for nuttin'
Reminder for a less crass and infantile GE experience
How much will this break the north London Liberal elite?
>>473067348if only she didn't have shitskin coloured eyes. what a shame.
>>473067591>no sussexI'm winningAnd so is Reform
how many more hours?is the BBC stream the best one to watch results?
>>473067540I quite like oat milk. No homo
>>473067522It's about the shitposting
>>473067110Hey britfags, I've been seeing a lot of anglos dropping massive blackpills on normie social media about the economical and political state of England, is it really that bad? I want to know for sure that the bongs are suffering and it's not just some kind of propaganda
>>473067470you walk out of the polling station, and some mong with a clipboard asks you how you voted. that's it.
>>473067509Oh no no no spasticbros we got too cocky
>>473067702Why can't they just wait a couple of hours.
>>473067221Where the fuck have the Lib Dems been during this campaign anyway? The tories are weaker than they've been since 1832 and I haven't seen anything from the Liberal Democrats other than Ed Davey's not-so-extreme sports adventures.
im okay with the country going to shits as long as josh gets to keep his bennies
>>473067652Yeah BBC news broadcasts the exit poll at 10pm UK time
>>473067110Brexit eye candy checking in for R Nige
>>473067605gonna be quite a lot of seething from bame MPsi'm thinking kino?
>>473067348I'd vote to see her tuppence
>>473067348>this is an 8 in britaingrim
so who won? >globo homo or did homo globo prevail?british politics is fascinating because its all globalist
>>473067743so that spergs on twatter can reeeee about it
>>473067282Just wait till they figure out how FPTP and postal voting works.
>>473067672It's Putin lies.
>>473067810we won't know for sure until about 9am tomorrow hans. although we'll be 95% sure by about 10PM uk time (UTC+1)
>>473067672>is it really that bad?yes
>>473067672It's shit but not Russia-tier shit
Lads, the average Labour voter where 61% are voting just to remove "Conservatives" rather than actually looking at policies(or lack of).Yeah, we're fucked.
>>473067652BBC is full of fags and wogs.https://lotuseaters.com/the-podcast-of-the-lotus-eaters-or-election-night-special-04-07-2024
Filtered, filtered and filtered. Toodle-pip!
>>473067270He will be good because he's a top Lawyer. They are very clever strategic people. He's not just some cunt who went to Eton and dossed about before getting into politics which is what the Tories have served up over the last 14 years.
>>473067672>is it really that bad?No, it's worse.
>>473067958Why is there no live chat? I like banter.
>>473067672Yes. Britain is a dead nation. Ironically if Putin nuked London, Birmingham and Manchester it would save Britain and we would have a revival.You know what to do Ivan!
>>473067672The suffering never ends Ilya.
>>473067781
as long as josh gets to keep his bennies i'll be content with living under a Labour government
>>473067967I post on 50 other id's you'll never get me
>>473067672We're fine, just a little tired.
That dole dosser paedophile in Runcorn seriously thinks him and his lazy PIP bums aren't in the "can work but choose not to" camp? Kek you're fuck and reality is about to hit you hard, loser. Time to grow up.
>>473067939>the average Labour voterhas never voted based on policy
>>473068058https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deXYN1RDe9A
>>473067750Lib dems are fine with a labour win
>>473068133you work for josh kek
>>473068151>CigarCheck>LiqourCheck>Touching a boobCheckChrist he's good
>>473068043>Why is there no live chat?There is? I'm not signed in either.
>>473067750Ed's just been on his jollies, he knows he's got guaranteed protest votes so he's just having a good time. Bless him
>>473067786Lammy seething will be epic
>>473067110>party A: shabbos goys whos main concern is how much kike taint they can lick>party B: same as party A but with a different colour>party C: Controlled opposition to give the illusion of choice, also licks kike taint on command
>>473068294they toil for youyou are their bossboss josh
>>473067939>I agree with their policies>5%
>>473068294Enjoy your "shop assistant" job, fucking loser.
>>473067786I still remember how much Douglas Carswell's mere presence on the opposition benches made Diane Abbot seethe. Farage will be several orders of magnitude greater than that.
>>473068348very nice
I voted for the ugly low iq nigger paki nonce gang party. Wbu lads?
Where's the live results cunts
>>473068396you may not like it but this is what peak representative democracy looks like
>>473068362Dole scum can't even afford a boss belt hahahaha
>>473068497but there are two of them
>>473068492dago did warn us that they would lash out at you tonight
>>473068498voting doesnt even finish until 10pm you dumb aussie retard. Thats like 4am next tuesday for you upside down cunts.
>>473068398Being generous there, even shops have standards.McD burger flipper material would be my bet.
>>473068498You're in the future you tell us retard
>>473068396>Winning the largest majority in decades by default Enjoy the bants because that's all we'll have after this
Josh still sperging over retards that can't figure out parliamentary democracy, or is he off doing other degenerate things. Couldn't be arsed skimming the thread.
dagolini was right kek
>>473068345he's as english as a packet of crisps
this matched betting shit isnt that great, could probablty only get £8/6 profit from each free bet
>>4730685831130pm the results start coming in which is 830am here you spastic nonce4hrs to go ay up
>>473068163cor underboob. would.the other one, wouldn't.
>>473068647you're eatingthey're seething
>mental health conditions need therapy and medication not money >booted off the gravy train Fucking kek
>>473068656Samefagging nonce
>>473068498Yesterday? What time zone are you in, mate?
>>473068747you work for boss joshget back to work
>I voted for labour >Yes my wife fucks other men, what of it? kek
>>473068824Nice delusions tubby
>>473067939>13% The country needs a changeYeah, red ties will totally change the country
>>473068751Gmt10+ results come in, starting in 4hours all good. I'll put me nacker cracker away for now
literally me in the waiting room at the brothel seeing my chosen prostitute walk in and out and chat with the receptionists but take no notice of me because i arrived half an hour early so i sit nervously and politely and wait my turn trying hard not to get an erection but not too hard as i dont want to be totally turned off by the time i get called to the room just wanna be in that middle zone of arousal trending upwards timed right so i continue to look at the whores come and go but not stare too much looking away plenty as well
lads....
>>473068677>only get £8/6 profit from each free betLearn how to use the exchanges and check odds quickly then learn EP's (extra place offers) and you can make £2-3k per bet if you've got the bank.
Imagine being happy with your life with £500 per month bennies kek
>>473068919blue men badred men gooduntil it reverses againforever red or blue and everything getting worse no matter what
>he thinks labour will leave him in a one bed flat capable of housing six African menI pity whoever ends up with him as a housemate
>>473068569Three if you count the Greens.
>>473068043https://rumble.com/v552xsd-the-podcast-of-the-lotus-eaters-election-night-special.html?e9s=src_v1_eprumble stream is better
>>473069005>33/1i like those odds!
Is Sunak the worst politician of all time yet?
>>473069057Pathetic isn't it. Low life scum
>>473068808Reveal to me the seckrets of the ten year benny claim.
>>473067110Just proudly voted Labour and there's nothing you Reform brainlets can do about it.
bring back the workhouseput josh in it
>>473067282Everyone you know seems to be a cunt, anon.
>>473069116It was 200/1 two days hours ago
>>473069167Lmao good one tubbytits
>>473069167i earned 4 grand this month as an evri driver lol
>>473069057mad how the brinnies that work contribute an infinite amount more to society than josh does but only get paid 3x more than him
>look laaaa the government wont take me £2,000 a month when they're only looking at the unemployed people on £300 a month UCBrainless twat. Hope you're on the street by Christmas with your B&M garden gnome and a bag for life with all your Primark clothes in it.
>>473069174Kekd
>>473067672PLEASE nuke London
If you were going to get a dog to take with you the next time you vote, what breed of dog would you get?I like Labradors but also Jack Russells are cool
>>473068477Thank you. I just wanted someone to understand my frustration at this smoke and mirrors election
>>473069333checked. he's going to be flipping burgers by Monday.
>>473069174Put all the useless eggheads in it and make Josh clean the toilets, deal?
Who else is eagerly awaiting ARE NIGE buck breaking all the bame mps?
maximum pip with all components is less than 300 a week as far as i can tell
Where does britpol stand with the middle east as of late, havent been around a while, we are on the Israeli side right?
>>473069360>Jack Russells are coolThey're spasticated dogs for spasticated people.
>>473067672Please go rogue and nuke every major English city, if you have a suitcase nuke I will hold it myself
>>473069431He gets housing benefits to cover the cost of his sheltered accommodation. Bigger parasite than the boatwogs
>>473069360a pitbull with a reform badge on. I'd tie it up just outside the polling station door and it would bark and attempt to maul/kill every person that entered the building.
>>473069435What the fuck does he mean by this? Vote Green?
>>473069333He knows alright. He's so done
>>473069435Send all the muzzies and all the jews back to the middle-east and forget about them.
>>473069435I'm on the side of civilians, whether they're in Israel or GazaI oppose both the Israeli government and Hamas because both of them have killed many civilians
>>473069451You should buy a nice suit
>>473069435Total semite death, or they can all fuck off and shut up about it here. Not bothered which.
What did the Times mean by this?
>>473068933If you’re +10 and the results are in four hours you should have had them six hours ago. Spill the beans.
>>473069435No lad, TKD side. Take the beam out before the splinter
>2k a month>do nothing>go nowhere >no family>still skint>happy your mum died for a few quid to spend on a pcHmm think he might be telling porkies again kek
>>473069451>but you lost most of your free timestarted at 9.30 today when the lorry drove to my house. Unloaded it, delivered my parcels (i cover 2 rounds) and was finished by 4 .Being self employed rewards efficiency, unlike being a true wagie where it doesnt matter how hard/quick you work, you get paid the same pittance. I basically control how much i earn per hour because it depends on how quickly i get finished.
Did you vote Conservative lads? We wouldn't want a Labour supermajority.
>>473069492could be so yeah, probly extra benniemaxxing stuff we dont know about
>>473069646Total loser
>>473068864SHIT CUNTSyears agoYER WERE DOXXED and RAIDED for t. SHYTEdouble breadingVOTE REFORM QUARES ..Just a quick one Pubbes is not called Josh here ave this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSD11dnphg0
>>473069646josh wonyou lostget over it.
>>473069806is josh still this fat or has he lost weight again?
>>473069487>>473069353>>473068044why should we show mercy to your kind?
Is it true that if you vote in a British election they also do the penis inspection as you turn in your ballot?
>>473069721You’re doing two Solus rounds? Six days a week presumably. What’s your rate and how many parcels do you get per day? Rural or urban?
>>473069646>£1500pcm outgoings on SIM cards and VPNs to samefag on a car boot sale enthusiast forumHe's on retard bennies for a reason.
>>473069630They're going to squeeze you like a pip until you die or get a job. If you're lucky you might make page 6 in the Socialist Worker as a casualty of Starmer's uncaring Britain when you top yourself. Or you'll be sweeping the car park at maccies. I'd drive to Runcorn just to throw my shit on the ground and watch you clean it
>>473069902are you applying for the inspector job?
>>473069895zdrazvitsia tovarish. kak dela? kak vash zhavout?
if you're on minimum wage the market values your worth as a human at roughly three joshes
>>473069971dont think i would pass the minimum requirement to be an inspector
>>473069902>Penis inspection I believed this to be only an American tradition! Do they do this in your country when you use a public restroom as well?
>>473069902Of course, that’s been standard practice since the early nineteenth century. What kind of tinpot country doesn’t do a quick knob check before polling?
>>473069465What dog would you have then
Glad you guys were able to get labour in power. Tories are retarded
>>473069425LAMBOFAT NIGGER CANT Recons that TRANNIES CAN GROW CERVIXS HOPE TORIES GET WIPED OUT AND FLUSHED WANKERS FECKING HORRIBLE GREEDY SELF SERVING WANKERS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8maBsuhHr4met Bez back in the daze at a club , strangely he was not off it and a decent funny fecker m Paul heaton was totally off his nut on drink .. Jaquia Abbot is a delightful lady
CLEAR PLAN.BOLD ACTION.SECURE FUTURE.
Vote ToryVote ToryVOTE TORY!
>>473070055Just need to have cold hands mate.
>>473067282>Everyone I know is voting reformthat's like five people and they're all josh
Cope hours kek
>>473069360Jack Russells are bitey little cunts. I’m just waiting for the day when I can stamp one to death in front of its owner.
Not bad odds kek, but it looks like the bookies are pricing for a huge labour majority
>>473070053>40 years old>Sweeping maccies car park You should kill yourself now
>>473069979Hold on a minute while Josh runs that through a translator
2 hours til exit polls
>>473070053>just remember to not lash out at good lads like josh when you come to the slow realisation later tonight that Reform in fact will have ZERO influence whatsoever within politics over the coming years and Labour will undoubtedly make your life significantly worse off through terrible policies.
knowing are Nige is gonna get 2nd % vote share and only 15 MPs
>>473070262Vote Reform and it'll happen
>>473069646you sound mad and jelous, enjoy getting up for your job in morning, make sure to get your boss a coffee and doughnut on the way in and thank them for your job cuck
>>473069769
>>473069435As long as we don't get dragged into it, they can kill each other for all I care.
>>473069937rural, 6x per week, (on GMB pay deal under SE+ program) , am VAT registered so get paid VAT from evri, get holidays because SE+, am opted out of their shitty pension scheme so they cant rob me.Heavy/large is 1gbppacket 70pstandard 93ppostable 56paveraging around 160-170 parcels per dayhad 192 today, lorry turned up at 9.30, was done by 4. I just do it in a rav4 and reload for second round. Can do a round in under 3 hours atm. Usually have around 100 on first round 50-70 on second. Both rural, but not really spaced out because they're large villages so the actual area i cover is tiny. Current invoice is 3.8k
Will they election fraud you guys too?
>>473070305Aussies had the results at noon but won’t fucking tell us.
I am still genuinely pissed off at how blatantly David Cameron lied to the public and absolutely nobody in the media held him to account at any point since>promises to remain leader no matter brexit result and will deliver brexit if it wins>immediately resigns as soon as brexit wins
>>473070186>FLUSH Tory>FLUSH Tory>FLUSH TORY! ftfy like NU LAB v2 DEAR GOD they will RUIN this poor nation even moar Blaming tories the extinct partyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9KgEs3Zksg
starting to think sideways 8 can be a productive workerlabour should put him to work
>>473070425Greedy bastards, didn't warn the yanks about 9/11 which is a little bit based but they wont tell us where Jay Slater is. Rude!
>>473070305How accurate are exit polls to final result?
>>473070503They've been pretty spot on since 2010
>Labour supermajority on the way 15 seats for Reform would be amazing though.
>>473070503Typically bretty good, last time they got it wrong was 32 years ago
I'm American and have trouble understanding British politics because of the language barrier. You guys are electing a 'Prime Minister,' right? And the current guy is Indian for some reason. Is that correct?
>>473069435Irrelevant squabble between sand people. The fact we have to care is a catastrophic indictment of British immigration policy over the last fifty years.
>>473070588I was bang on right, I said 15 seats for reform
>>473070349>will make your life worse But I'm not a dole scrounger
>>473070503
>>473070351BASED and I Love hoe the KIDS ARE ON BOARD with Reform WE SLAG off young uns but FFS they are moar clued up than the DREADFUL MARXIST millenials twik twok is based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opkzgLMH5MA
>>473070072so that's why you all have a weird gap in the stall doors.
>>473070620proof?
>>473070588i reckon reform will get 5 or so seats
>>473070406There was no fraud in 2020, Biden won fair and square
>>473070580>>473070592Nice, I can go to bed after that then
>>473070588Total labour dictatorship
>samefag cope hoursMelty by midnight kek
>>473069611It meant they've breached electoral rules by talking about exit polls while the polls are still open.
Is that another left-jew vs farleft-jew??
looking good sers
>>473070662Its in the archives
>>473070404I drive the truck that does the delivery to Solus couriers. Much easier than doing the house delivery. 7 or 8 drops, clear out a couple of sub depots and maybe collect a few boxes from a business.I can only do six days every other week because of tacho laws but I get time and a half on anything over 40 hrs/wk. Typically take 38K pa before tax, but of course have paid holiday and all that.
any rochdale polls?what are the chances we get farage and gorgeous george in the same parliament???
>>473070763susstradamus
>>473070592>32 years agoHUSH nanefag yer doxxing selve now kek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeZkLV3ZjeI
>>473069895We're the same. I also drink potato vodka and eat pickles while rushing B.
>>473070792Is that rigid or artic?
>>473070763What vote % gives them 15? As I think they’ll get more than 20% of the vote share.
>>473067643Based racist. Will you be using your military experience to help with the implementation and execution of right wing death squads then? If so can you slip me the recording of josh being done in?
>>473070891Nigger I aint doing maths
>>473070724He's already been going all day, going to flag at some point no doubt
>>473070282as i suspected. fake rashan.like the swede that can't understand swedish. so easy to spot. >nobody in UK could speak swedish or russian.
https://nitter.poast.org/CDP1882/status/1808545517732827399#m>EXCL @GBNEWS: Several Labour and Tory candidates have supported a 'Sikh Manifesto' by an organisation that called for a "Sikh homeland" through the "break-up of India and Pakistan"lel fucking mongsAlthough Balkanising the subcontinent is a reasonable idea, but you would also need to break up China
>>473070601We elect local Members of Parliament from 650 constituencies across the country. The party with the most MP’s becomes the governing party and their leader becomes the Prime Minister.
How are you preparing for the THOUSAND YEAR (((STARMER))) REICH?
>>473071138Dyeing my hair blue
>>473070704go back to trying to derail the thread to talk about dogs and hamas stupid kike faggot
>>473070588Reform will not even get a single seat. There was a poll yesterday showing Farage losing Clacton.
>>473071138
Did my vote for the Chris Whitty slug eating party today
>>473071118Okay okay I see. And the king tells the prime minister what to do.
>70%+ vote share for RNige in ClactonRNige is going to be kino in the commons.
Any good streams to follow this?
>>473071256C O RORThis is exactly whats needed
>>473070792its not a bad gig desu, as long as your depot doesnt fuck you about and make you cover the whole solus round in your area. Some of the drivers have to cover the whole of the depot's solus runs sometimes lol and i end up getting my parcels at 12pm which fucks up my day. My gross income for 23/24 was 46.8k. After expenses around 32k but obvs im putting through absolutely every drop of fuel as expenses and any car repair, the cost of the car itself, my car insurance etc. So my car is basically free to run on a 32k net income. It pays well if you absolutely cheat the system.
>>473070588I don't believe this, I think the Tories will do a bit better. I think they'll get at least 100 seats. Also I don't think Reform will get 15 seats. I reckon they'll get like 3 if they're lucky.
>>473070654Well, yes, but it is hard for someone to inspect your penis with their mouth through the gaps.
>>473070816OH GOD I love it when a real Pol guy shitposts here Both are on the pol speccy but can disagree and Respect each guys points ..WOW GREAT POLITICIANS in my eyes ..Like Enoch , John Smith , Tony benn, an ???carry it on ..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEJdfDD4dVg
>>473070928You must be the dumbest BRIT EVER
>>473071256used to love listening to him in the EU parliament. wouldn't watch any of it unless he was there>Well, you're not laughing now are you drunker?based. he's going to rip starmer a new one, and he's going to be 100% right when he does it.
Hows the gennyleccy going lads?
Imagine being a dole mong knowing the party gaining a super majority is going to force you into work.
How long until labour drops below 15%?
>>473071251
I’d usually stay up and watch the election coverage but I have a shooting competition tomorrow early doors, so need the sleep. Feels weird to be going to bed early and missing out.
Why is there a muttoid (you)ing me?
I think the Muslim vote will collapse for Labour and not do them any favours
>>473070601In most countries you have a "unifying" head of state who meets foreign dignitaries and signs off on things and a head of government who actually runs the country. In America those two roles are combined in a single office called the presidency but in Britain the head of state is the king and the head of government is the prime minister. The prime minister is whichever MP is in charge of the biggest party in the House of Commons. At the moment it is Rishi Sunak, Conservative MP for the seat of Richmond (Yorks) but in a few hours it will almost certainly be Kier Starmer, Labour MP for Holborn and St Pancras. Because the Prime Minister is just an MP, Sunak was only ever directly elected by the people of Richmond. He was put in charge of the Conservative Party by its MPs in 2022. The moar you know.
>>473071487Keep an eye out for Blackburn, might be a surprise there
>>473070874Rigid, normally a 12 tonne truck because it’s small and manoeuvrable enough to drive in residential streets to deliver to couriers houses. Most couriers collect their parcels at sub depots, it’s only a minority who have their parcels delivered to their house and it’s normally the rural ones who are too far from urban areas to make it viable to run a sub depot.I drive artics too but that’s from depot to hub and back, loading and unloading at warehouses, dropping and collecting trailers.
>>473071441josh has spent the past few hours watching tutorials on how to tie nooses but he'll have to wait till next week's pip comes in before he can afford to buy some rope
>>473071394they'll never him talk
>>473071453>I hate dole scroungers>not a valid option Pointless
>>473067221No, I am not homosexual. That's not to say I've never been curious, or got excited by the odd libdem policy, but it just isn't for me.>>473068348>voting doesn't change anythingVote Loony then. You know it makes sense.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgXBfNCk3EI
>>473071394He warned them about war in ukraine too and they laughed at him, as they always did. He was one of the only real sounding ones in EU parliament, the rest were fucking zogbots.
>>473071254That’s right. There’s a royal audience every week where the monarch issues orders and the PM has to kiss his ring.
>>473071607It shows that they do not have any real support. Once things get much worse in the upcoming years they will drop like a turd
>>473071622He will barely get any time at PMQs though, will he?
>>473071455
Just had a very watery poo lads. Not sure what could have caused it.
>>473071605MI6 won't let him win either. Major vote tampering incumen. Royal mail in on it.BBC paid actorsChannel 4 paid actors
>>473071739Did you vote Reform?
>>473070919Pubbes reconned he was ex 42 RM and he talked so much about me his training he saw on a ch4 docu he watched ,after me telling him I was a stab .. top kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpdQQoc-gkk
>>473071777Yeah.
OUT GOES ONE WEF PLANT IN COMES ANOTHER WEF PLANTNORMIES WILL CELEBRATE & COMMISERATE
>>473071739immigrants
>>473071739mossad
>>473071594
>>473071739Spastic colon. You’re a spastic and so is your colon.
>High turnout recorded. Could be wrong, but if true that's even worse news for the Tories at this time on election day. The blue-rinse brigade tend to be morning voters, especially in good weather. Sustained high turnout later in the day favours Labour.
>>473071757BBC already running 'some postal votes are running late' campaigns lolActually full on gunna america 2020 you
>>473070588for labour that's more seats than optimal>lots of super marginals to defend>lots of fruitcakes on the backbenchesLabour HQ would prefer closer to 400still a dominant majority but with a more manageable PLP
Just come back and voted for reform lads. Done my part.
>>473071883Now I’m curious about how you would tie a nose
>>473071824I'm stumped then
>>473071757after counting the votes they put them in the bin, then just make up realistic numbers to put on the telly.
>>473071942not surprised. the glowies fear the nigel. i bet they've opened and disposed of all the reform postal votes already.
>>473072007That's why every opinion he has is half baked nonsense. I'm always amazed how little information he can absorb
You did bring a pen with you today lads.. didn't you?
>>473071423We'll all find out at 10pm when the exit poll results are released
Where THE FUCK is H i t l e r ?
>>473072083
>>473070706>WAKEY WAKEY
>>473071942We already know labour is winning. It's just a question of how big will their majority be and how many votes Reform will accumulate across the country.
Bets on r nige pulling more votes than expected from pissed off conservatives. There's too much voodoo spirit in the breeze this evening. Summits off.
>>473071463Chose to "work" from home tomorrow to watch it live
What if the best system is to vote for the most white candidate and shill their policies so you can get a cut of the pie?
>>473071594He can suck me off for £10. Money for old rope.
>>473072186>Labour is going to win>We're voting Reform for the lulz>Both parties hate dole scroungers We've already won
>>473071188There's only one faggot in this thread and it's you
I feel something in the air my friends, tonight's the night. Total Reform Victory.
>>473072275gis a bit
Alright lads move to the other thread>>473067176>>473067176>>473067176>>473067176
>>473070588Not one seat for fascism
>>473072275+pajeet pubes and hairTotal paid priceless
>>473071138 I got shit from my SW/plod today I am asking for EXTRA bennies now , cause I feelz in danger from the police state under Labour tooI do feelz they will try to strip my Rights too bennies, which we know tories were going to do and Lab now,FACT NO PIP in 5 months and voucher system..Its worth a try on monday kek If they do say no PIP tories ruined it I will end a few top bods in minecraft and get to play scrabble each day with very good afrikkan psychos , who can spiell better than me
>>473072186We're talking about whether they'll rig it to keep Nige etc. out
Best channel to watch the results when ready? I need some post burger entertainment.
>>473072367I know that place
>>473072134took one off the ladies desk who gave me ballot paper, two bames infront of me dithering about getting the ids out could barely speak english, made me feel like my vote was cancelled out.
>>473072364P'yar blow out on them bin bags
>>473072275>Tesco extra special ham, macaroons and mushroom pizza>£4.95>what's this, yellow sticker? £2.95.. >Total saving £31.85
>>473072509number of niggers enriched? 0
>>473070404>>473070792I like reading these as its refreshing yer guys are out working and trying Lads WELL DONE .. awaits some snidey twat with a nasty comment .. fair play Based and Respect lads
>>473071565>I drive artics too but that’s from depot to hub and back, loading and unloading at warehouses, dropping and collecting trailers.Corr I'd love to drive a lorry
>>473072198reform to pull too many tory votes but get few seats from it. but it's going to split the tory vote so hard Davey sweeps up and secures a Lib Dem official opposition. i'm an insider.
>>473072703You mean Based and Reformed surely
>>473071798Man the 80s was wild.
>>473072719>im an insiderm8 voting isnt even finished yet lol.
>>473072713You really wouldn't
>>473072275>not making your own doughIt's infinitely better. You'll never ever pay someone else to make pizza for you again.
>>473071256HEROES WINS need this choon now YESSSSSsssssshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXgkuM2NhYI
>>473072713It’s breddy gud being the king of the road, I won’t lie to you. Downside is that if it goes wrong it goes very wrong and you get sent to prison and treated much more harshly than a car driver.
how many hours till results?
>>473072883How would you go about it? I'm a solid driver, white and never had points on my loicence.
>>473067176>>473067176>>473067176>>473067176
>>473073001Exit polls in 1 bong and 30 bings
>>4730730011.5 hours
>>473072930I feel like I'm the only responsible cunt left on the road. I've been driving over 15 years and it's gotten out of hand. 5" pajeetas who can't see over their steering wheel driving massive 4x4s. 90lbs white girls driving a massive fucking range rover while fixing their makeup and scrolling through tinder.
>>473073001Actual results tomorrow by around 7AM, at 10PM today it is exitpolls (which is an estimate, supposedly accurate).
>>473072893Fundamentally untrue, I eat pizza because it's convenient not because I am unable to make pizza.
realistically, how big can Labour win, and how fucked is it?also, what about Farage?
>>473068237Not anymore. That was about 4 years ago.https://www.instagram.com/missalicegrant/
>>4730733623.30am is when the actual result comes in.
>>473073475honestly they could secure the biggest majority in british political history. it could get real bloody for the conservatives. people are rumbling about Farage/Reform getting a lot of silent voters, its very much up in the air rn.
>>473073475estimates at the top end have labour with 450+ seats with tories under 100
J nigger busted for being a paedo again. lol.
>>473073757>>473073769Jesus…
>>473073903If only you knew how bad things really are
