>What's happeningElections for 650 seats in the house of commons by FPTP. This is not one election but 650 separate elections at once. The party which wins 326 or more seats will have their leader become PM.>Timelines (all in BST/UTC+1)- 7am-10pm polls open for voting in 40,000 polling stations. News reports on voting and election issues are banned.- 10pm, polls close and the combined broadcasters' exit poll is released. This has been quite accurate since 2005.- 11pm, the first seats will declare, usually safe Labour seats in the North East of England- 12am-2am (5th July), a smattering of early seats. Keep an eye out for Swindon North and South, both traditional bellweathers.- 3-6am, most seats declare, we are likely to know the winner- 6-9am, stragglers declare- 12pm 5th July, new PM in office if needed>PartiesConservative - centre rightReform - hard rightLabour - centre leftLiberal democrats - centrist-to-leftGreens - GreenSNP - Scottish nationalistsOthers - who cares lol>Where can I watch resultsBBC iplayer (needs VPN for non-Brits): https://www.bbc . co.uk/iplayer/live/bbconeSky News: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlqaj7h2AAChannel 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fey2cmdOa-g
>>473130044Not true
>>473129802retard boomers voting tory for tactical reasons so labour don't get a "supermajority" is the only reason they even got the 2nd highest vote share
>>473128242>Truss fucked up the budgetlmao how are people this moronic. The bank of England and a bunch of other parties in the financial world literally ousted her by intentionally crashing the pound and lowering the amount of money the government could borrow. Labour is going to be allowed to borrow as much money as they want because the powers that be in the financial world generally favor them and have more connection to the party.
What constitutional changes will labour make first?
>>473129379You're thinking of the Conservative Party.Reform does better with younger voters than older ones.
>>473130108Yes
>>473129925All opposition parties leaders get to question PM after the main opposition exchanges are complete. Even the green goblin lesbo lass will get her turn
>>473129242Who said anything about "regret"He is an archon of the libshit elite. He knows that if they don't fix and reverse the immigration shitshow that their entire libshit technocratic vision is finished and their positions along with it
>>473129564Historical high loss, it’s raining heavy rn. The gods of the North are repulsed by the jeet it seems.
>>473129502Ever heard of re-mortgaging your house mate. If so, think re-re-mortgage. Think hedge your bets.
>>473130044lol wtf. Brain dead. Still salty you no longer get my tax gibs I see.
>>473129569>69Always a LibDem
>>473130034Always a lie
>>473130148COCK Party Candidate
>131 seatsWhy are people still voting for the cuckservative party in current year?
>>473130054Muslims will form their own party and voting block, everyone who has more than two brain cells to rub together knows Muslims take over once they can. They’re a religion of conquest.
>>473129152Thought it was a 5 year plan
>>473130034Love this ad.Cons flooded the part with self hating bames, chased the populist vote.Then imported harder than Labour ever could, suppressing wages, subsidising business and throwing dosh at their mates.Cons lost it in the 80's, Heseltine was one of the last.
>>473125834It is.This system has its advantages as it strengthens the responsibility of the individual MP to his local voters (instead of his party).
>>473130097>be tranny>get to choose your own name> “vix”Isn’t that a type of vasoline or some shit?
penny lost her seat too...so sad...
>>473130161With Reform performing as well as they have, any party that doesn't significantly curb migration would be insane and just inviting 30-40% of the vote going to Reform next election
>>473130054You're worried that Mudslimes are being Mudslimes?Maybe it's time everyone takes their head out their ass and looks at the problem.
My new MP. Say something nice about her.
The polls said 40%+. 35% is actually pathetic.
Reform 4,020,133 votes 4 seats.Liberal democrats 3,413,630 votes 70 seats.What the fuck britbongs?
>>473130134>ousted her by intentionally crashing the poundit dropped to the same rate months after she left but the (((media))) didnt report on it in that case. Strange innit.
>>473129931It directly benefits the Tories and Labour to maintain the FPTP system. That's why they rallied so hard against a change in 2011. That system directly encourages the dysfunctional tactical voting and "I don't want to waste my vote" mentality that completely destroys any sense of democracy this country thinks it has.
>>473130148>gregg cock
>>473130134>borrowing moneyyeh well usury is where they get you anyway. Should have steered well clear of those kikes
>>473130182He definitely did.
>>473130240one of her eyes is slightly higher than the other
>>473129394We don't negotiate with imperial traitors and terrorists
>>473130240she cute
>>473130240Fit
>>473130240pretty decent for a bong
What is the point of the Tories any more? If you're lib right the Lib Dems make more sense because they actually care about civil liberties and if you're centre or further right you'd have to go for Reform.The tories are an incoherent mess, at least usually they'd be the party of Line Go Up but they can't even do that any more
>>473130266FPTP system fucked up reform in seats. They had pretty good vote share.
liz truss losing her seat has definitely made my night
>>473130227KWAB
How is it that every election britain just keeps getting more and more cucked? Even france is moving in the right direction
>>473130255Because the Lib Dem’s are an established party with money who target seats they can win very effectively. Reform have no ground game and no money
>>473130240Something nice about her
crypto markets tanking today ffsfarage did this
>>473130256The Tories (read: Sunak's supporters) were gagging for any opportunity to see her ousted. That was just a convenient excuse to get her out and make sure the game would go in Sunak's favour the second time.
>>473130240Much better than Angela Rayner
>>473130128>>473130174It's true (except for Germany which has it's own specific problems).
>>473130348It’s the crown jewel of a night full of great moments
>>473129657Could be great, we’re not the world fiat currency like you mutts. There’s a limit to printing money here and the Tories maxxed it. Dead economy (could go rollerblading here and get a pint at the same time — that business died covid).
So Kemi for Tory leader?
>>473130240I have a new ginge minge mummy
>>473130327Conservatives in Australia are also get outmanoeuvred by our version of LibDems called the Teals. Conservatives in the US are the only ones that seem to be doing well, mostly because of the batshit religious vote
Lefty/pol/'s woken up huh
>>473130348She got fucked almost as hard as she fucked the country.
what sort of fuckery is this? is this just the brown vote they imported?
>>473130225yeah vapour rub, spelt it wrong too.
>>473130139Angela rayner will make being a male illegal
I’ve seen many of Nigel’s interviews and rallies and I don’t recall him saying anything about a 10 year plan he just wanted to boost his chances in the 2029 election by getting some seats this year.
>>473130327true they claim they are a "broad church". They did that to gain power & game the system to get enough votes in seats & put liberal candidates in liberal areas & more right wing ones in right wing areas. They don't conserve anything tho
>>473130255You use FPTP as well
farage did this
>>473130420It's 7am, the dark skins are finally waking up.
>>473129819and how did any of this effect your parents?
>>473130351look at turnout since the 90'sonly answer you'll ever needone party system
>>473130454based can't wait
>>473129892The Athenians used to have voting day stragglers beaten with sticks and forced up the Acropolis.
>>473129825>If you don’t want Britain to be entirely brown in 40 years it’s not at allStfu Bruce. Blairites are more anti-immigration than the tories now
>>473129592They will call next elections when Nigel is on vacation or otherwise occupied..
>>473130392Rent a small factory in poland to make widgets 6 grand a year.Rent a small factory in UK to make widgets £136000 a year + £90000 council rates for the benefit of existing, for which you get nothing/>Why aren't we competitive
>>473130477can't believe Farage did this to Shiba InuI hate him so much it's unreal
>>473130240Oh no, me tadpoles want out.
>>473130392>only 2024>EU: 0.5% growth>UK: 0.1% growth>g-germany doesnt count!WOW idiot
>>473130490Lack of their prescriptions at Boots and the general cost of living.
Jess Phillips is raging over nearly getting toppled
Nothing sweeter than reading rightards teary posts. God damn they are malding and seething HAHHAHAHA.Also welcome back to EU in 4-8 years UK.
>>473130044>Out of all the major world economies UK has done the worst and Brexit is the main reason whyMaybe if you keep asserting this without any evidence, it will become both truth and evident.
>>473130504It pretty much destroys fringe nutcase parties that work on 'enthusiasm' and voter turnout and also removes any motivation to do voter suppression as is common in the US. Compulsory voting has made Australian politics extremely moderate
>>473130255its about as many votes as UKIP got in 2015
>>473130412Why are you gae?
>>473130255>what what wait why isn’t England a democratic country?>asks an American>a day after the 4th of Julyremember now why you doused them in boiling tar, rolled them in chicken feathers and dumped all their tea in the ocean?it’s because they deserved it, and basically still do
>>473130408Jeremy Cunt will be chasing it as him having Chancellor job. Hopefully, the tory membership will reject the cunt once again though.
>>473130538Fuck off you dosser you dont own anything other than that stupid red light bulb and gay pc
me, josh and shoelad are the three good ladateers
>>473130477>>473130538Nigger
>>473130325The milf is fitter, is that her mother
>>473130581*Extremely liberal
>>473130578Flag off
>>473130227>The brit milf lost I knew the brits were gay as fuck
>>473130229Precisely and thats EXACTLY why Blairite Labour WILL fix immigration.
>>473130578They already said they are not going to revert brexit.
>>473130598Teals are destroying the Libs for going too far to the right, as they should. Dutton keeps trying to transplant the culture war here and it's fucking stupid
>>473130618you toil for joshall of josh's crypto is thanks to youget back to work and start earning for him
>>473130240most of her teeth could be said to be a shade similar to white
>>473130578oh no!
>>473128598Blair and team literally said they wanted to do it to "rub the rights noses in diversity" and sent out literal search parties to find shitskins to bring over.In his mind he didn't "fuck up", he achieved his exact objective.
>>473130644Broken Britain
>>473130634Do you think labour would try to rejoin EU?
>>473130462Nige usually says whatever in the moment.He makes it up on the fly, wings it, always has, always will but he's a welfare queen posing as a man of the people.His interviews have declined this year, he's more populist than ever right down to refusing to answer questions; another grim import from the US.His beeb interview was abhorrent, a waste of taxpayer money, resources and collective time.
>>473130646On the crack early this morning are you
>>473130653Why are you gae??
>>473130420I don’t think they realise we welcome the decline they inevitably bring.
>>473130646It's a sword dangling over the head of any incumbent party that will force migration low, under threat of total Nigel dominance. He actually did a good thing for British politics
>>473130689Your answer is here >>473130678Nope
>>473130327most folk put them in on the assumption they were the small govt free trade party, what they got were the party of mary whitehouse, they're here to take your flutter, your irn bru, your pint, your freddo, they're the nasty party
The left have woken up
>>473130684>Blair and team literally said they wanted to do it to "rub the rights noses in diversity"and then made it defacto illegal to talk about it
>>473130620
>>473130649yeah maybe this year. But sooner or later it will happen.
>>473130701You should be proud culture wars don't work in Australia, our population aren't that retarded, yet anyway
>>473082133how does this get a sticky. UK is quintessentially uniparty, including farage's new cues. this is practical chomsky at work, limited allowable discussion, but vibrant.>lame, who gives a fuckBritain is an ISIS slave market, select persons with privileges pretending otherwise in this thread
>>473130678to be fair he did say the UK won't be joining the EU or even the single market in his lifetime
>Brit/pol/ sticky.>Josh exposed to outer/pol/.>Oh yeah and something about Labour being in power now.Truly a dark day for Britain.
>>473130477Don't lower BTC prices indicate an increased belief that "everything will be fine"?The lower BTC, the better for all of us.
>>473130578The right wanted Conservatives to lose dummy
>>473130609Errr sorry fat gaijin but the USA is a pseudo democracy (flawed electoral system plus near dictatorial presidential system) and the uk is a top ranked democracy…
idk shit about uk is lab good for UK at this time?
70 seats for the lib dems what a result. Could get 100+ next election if the “right” takes over the tories and one nation types (like Rory Stewart) switch over.
>>473130759Starmer is a force for global economic stability He was the man we needed all along
>>473130392>It's true (except for GermanySo it's false? I accept your concession.
MBGA
>>473130678Easy enough to fix innit.Hammer in his skull.Chaos with Ed, back in the babes.
>>473129613My dad went to a shitty state school and worked hard to send me to an independent school in South Africa. And you think it's a bad thing to educate a child better than a bunch of fuck knuckled retards the state provides as teachers? Wind your head out your arse and go touch grass.Besides, I voted reform.
>>473130776And Farage to win kek. They are retards.
>>473130747It's the biggest election win of all time in Britain. It's also probably the worst example of first-past-the-post in history and will probably precipitate its downfall in Britain. It's all pretty historic
>>473130794No
>>473130744Why are you gae???
>>473130684That was 27 years ago nigger. Linear time exists
>>473130757>Sir.. the containment has failed..
>>473082133how does this get a sticky. UK is quintessentially uniparty, including farage's new cues. this is practical chomsky at work, limited allowable discussion, but vibrant.>lame, who gives a fuckBritain is an ISIS slave market, select persons with privileges pretending otherwise in this threadcan't fit a piece of paper between cameron, blair, corbyn, shinak, and whoeverthefuck labor has now. it's all the fucking same.
SNP did not lose.westminster seats are not the scottish parliment, SNP are still the scottish government, wesminster seats are just for fun and free money
>Lib Dems 12.2% (+0.6%): 70 seats (+62)The difference 0.6% makes in FPTPstan
>>473082133>4 million votes>4 seats to showHurray for democracy!
>>473130692Stfu Hitchens you useless doomer kike
>>473130735Mate I don't sleep until the 2nd minister has seen the royal.
>>473130842>That was 27 years ago nigger.Pakis don't have kids
>>473130825Yes its the voting process that is killing britainKEK
>>473130825Time for the king to root out democracy along with fptp
>>473130710Yes
Which party was the anti-monarchist party?I'm assuming you bongs have at least one of those... right?
They're still counting?>4Better than nothing I guess.
>>473130757>>473130843what is this "Josh" you speak of
>>473130668My £900 tax return says otherwise you fat little bitch
>>473130816>Besides, I voted reform.Hahaha waste of voting paper reatrd
>>473130913Australia doesn't even have one of those
>>473130574Nearly? So what if it’s nearly you still win bitch
>>473130782> the uk is a top ranked democracytop of the charts in child sexual abuse maybenow watch your gummy mouth or I’ll tell old bobby about your toy Zelda sword
>>473130817And Farage did win. Didn't you see the Clacton results?He won the seat that he was contesting, and he achieved his national goal of destroying the Tory Party. You're welcome, lefties.
>>473130927I'm the king of brit/pol/ mate
Would reform have done any better if Nigel came back the day the election was called?
Oh that Labour vote share is pathetically low.
>>473130913workers party and the green party
>>473130927They seethe over Josh because he was right about Reform. They have no arguments against him so like all those who're desperate for an argument they just spend all day calling him a pedo. Quite sad really.
>>473126045Born and bred. Extremely comfy but also economically destitute. We worship Plaid for the same reason the rest of Wales worship Labour: we think they're the same parties they were 60 years ago.>>473130927He's the new minister for benefits.
>>473130956I don't give a shit about australia, australia is the lowest of bars, mate.
>>473130923The seats with the closest votes are the last to report results, as much recounting will occur.
>>473130956wutLabor put in an staunch republican governor general, and would have pushed for a referendum if the voice succeeded.
>>473129657It's terrible and we're fucked.Feckless layabouts and muzzshits will be happy with their gibs though.
>>473131001Morning Josh
What will her fiscal policy look like?
>>473130003Hmm interesting system. Makes one wonder why the French put their voters through a two voting day process if the same can be accomplished by ranked voting like that.
>>473130825Labour will just spin it as first past the post being good because it keeps le ebil extremist parties out
TND party when?
Its pissing it down here, apt
>>473082133CAN'T BARRAGE THE FARAGETOTAL PAJEET DEPORTATIONSEND SUNAK PACKING BACK TO INDIA
>>473130883Yeh lets just vote tory again who brought in more pakis in the last 2 years than the previous fucking FIFTY
>>473131030>skhum
>>473131028I'm here you nob
>>473130927The biggest takeaway from the election was the josh is so powerful he can sway elections and alter the voting preferences of others
>>473130913What's wrong with having an effectively unimportant figure-head, that gets handed on by inheritance?The King has no power. He is a marionette of the government.
will keir the queer live up to his mentors workrate??
>>473131030She loves those shoes frfr
>>473131025I would be surprised if it happens even in a second term of Labor government. Boomer vote is still too strong
>>473131030>a Mancunianis that what the kids are calling it these days
>>473130963Literal fat yank jet program sexpat says what
>>473129738Hear hear.
>>473130969was Best Hitchens goal, too.accelerate.
>>473130927>>473131028Oh yeah and they also accuse everyone of being Josh because they can't fathom anyone slightly agreeing with him. So obviously me must be just samefagging. Every single person ITT is Josh, even you!
>>473131096Morning Josh
>>473131130>mancunian candidate
>>473082133holy fuckits a massive fucking landslideis it due to the immigration and illegals attacking, raping citizens?does it also include the mental power tripping lgbt/tranny cops that this happened?
the last thing i read in the national mood was appointee internationalist law cunt with brown horde in tow here to prolong war and fuck your finances, is that why the polls were so extreme? they had to sell this pig in lipstick, these nato cunts are audacious, give them that
>>473131030>you will live to see a 90 iq chav running the countryWhat a fucking timeline
So how is it going?
Will labour beat their 7 new laws a day rate from last time?
>>473131154morning josh>>473131156morning josh
Sky news is interviewing a streamer about politics.
>>473131030christ that is so nasty
>>473129931the labour party conference voted overwhelmingly for Proportional Representation. he didnt put it in the manifesto or campaign, but here's hoping he does it anyway
Sorry if I'm reacting late but>Galloway was off by 1500 votesOH NONONONONONO
>>473131104He does nothing and just eats your taxes.}Also, he's not the government's puppet, it's a globohomo puppet.
>>473131030This cunt will be out of the cabinet within 6 months
It's just sickening how many people are STILL voting Tory I didn't expect zero seats to become a reality, but still...Who the fuck ARE these people? Just boomers??The decline since 2010 has been staggering, and millions of "people" looked at that decline and support itL*bour supporters are barely any better
Virtual Larry again.
>>473130867>the SNP losing £millions and influence is actually a big win!Lmao copehttps://www.snp.org/our-strategy-for-winning-scotlands-independence/>Conference believes that the next UK General Election should be used as an opportunity to advance the cause of independence What's the corrolary of this? If the SNP winning the most General Election seats in Scotland is a mandate for independence, then the SNP losing nearly all it's Westminster seats is __________
>>473131080lets vote red blairites or blue blairites until pakistan rises and we establish a landbridge to Mirpur
>>473131182which one?if its not asmongoldI'm not interested
>>473131143isn't it customary for there to be a comma between
>>473129708I'm aghast. Why did they do this? I mean, realistically, why has Labour gotten so hugely popular again?
>>473131182Nice, does he play league?
>>473131175all is proceeding according to keikaku (note: it means plan in japanese)Reform is set to win the election in 2035 under Farage and then UK will officially be back babytrust the plansaving israel for last
Also Northern Ireland fags how you feeling?
>>473131033So many voting systems are just legacy of whatever was best practice at the time the country formed and have never been updated, no matter how broken the system is. The France two-part voting system is the same antique historical nonsense and could easily be boiled into one day with a ranked system.
>>473130003Ranked Choice would absolutely kill the Right in America because the lefties here are like the borg.
>>473131161I'm sure those are parts of it.
>>473131030I’m ashamed of myself for being attracted to this, think it’s my 25% Celtic blood
Galloway lost his seat
>>473131201Hope I can be her career ending scandal
>>473129932That's a survey of opinions not economic data. Dingus.
What happened with Galloway?
>>473131030Free dog food
>>473131224Some scouse one
Truss interview
>>473131179imagine lockdown but with no restraints on the govt
>>473131231it hasnt, everyone just realised tories are shit on a stick
With this result will you look like children of men now? I like that movie
>>473131237farage is already eyeing someone up to take leadership of reform at a later dateit'll be that muslim millionaire who's one of the major doners zia yusufhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd11xxn833yo
the leftists won? lmao UK is about to redefine the meaning of "accelerate"is a new """fair""" referendum on EU membership on the table?
HUH
>>473131201The labour party will split if they kick Rayner out
>>473131258They freaked out about it after Sarah Palin lost to Lisa Murkowski because Alaska has ranked choice and started banning it everywhere. GOP don't actually want to compete
>UKIP
so, britbros, what is to be expected of this win?what is expected to be changed for you bros?
>>473131223Red blairites are machiavellian technocratic realistsBlue blairites are true believer shitlib retards
>>473131258How? If anything it would kill the left since most Democrats are Centrist.
>>473131282His voter base worked out he isn't actually a paki
>>473131269nato coup, not a brown horde, they took over the labour party
>>473131285come to think of it, I don't know any scouse streamers at all kek
kekshe's trying to escape the interview lmao
>>473131136now you’ve stuffed it lad I’m calling the parish beadle
>>473131205>it’s just sickeningStop with the histrionic buzzfeed language ffs. We’re not on Twitter
>>473131320>is a new """fair""" referendum on EU membership on the table?I hope but probably not. In fact, definitely not.
>>473127342>Thatcher and Regan>Thatcher>ReganDetective Inspector Jack Regan (John Thaw) 'Shut it, you slag!'https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sweeney
>>473131030thought they were naturals, oops
>>473131277Love those ads on the tram.
>>473131205It's is boomers
>>473131316how is this possible?brit/pol/ said Farage was going to eradicate the Muslim menace from England
>>473131322https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmL-47bMyjY
>>473131316Then he’d be a fucking idiot, I’d prefer to vote for starmer than a brown Muslim
>>473131320Comrade Kier won't want to give up powers when he can keep them for himself.
>Basildon South still waiting on recountI can see it now, the absolute last seat they count will be a Reform gain
>>473130126Sorry mate but we are fucked for ten years. Most people are idiots who listen to the media and the media are pro labour
>>473130809This is why Reform UK are the winners of tonights election. The most powerful man in the world giving them a platform.
>>473131194>He does nothing and just eats your taxes.>Also, he's not the government's puppet, it's a globohomo puppet.Same thing, if you handed that office to someone using a vote.You need a head of state. And at least in Europe that guy tends to be nothing but a figurehead to begin with.
>>473131334Bollocks
>>473131344I expect to see a lot more red ties.
>>473131205It’s just boomers and their own financial self interest they don’t care about anything other than their private school fees, their house price and their pension. Honestly hope Labour raped them.
>>473131338Good.>>473131348Democrats are anti-human.
>>473131269Weird blokeImagine being the raghead-loving equivalent of a weebAt least weebs I can sort of understand, but his fetish for grim middle eastern culture and people who hate him as a white person is baffling
>>473131161Let's be honest. Immigration is a issue and the Tories wrecked Britain's control of its' borders. Brexit isn't working.We have to implement sensible immigration policies that dont resort to hostile policies.We cannot risk sending people to countries that they could face incarceration or executionThe prospect of sending women back to Afghanistan through Rwanda is dangerous and emboldens the Taliban terrorists
zing?
I did what I could Lads
>>473129168Would have been happy with more but getting Farage into parliament means it is definitely not a loss for them.
>>473131384>ReganI don't really respect Reagan enough to spell his name correctly when shitposting.
>>473131391just realised I spelt donor wrong KEK>>473131400thats you thoughyou're a minoritymost people don't care about race anymore
>>473131030Kek
>>473131030A big drop for saggy tit lovers
>>473131269which is hilarious when you consider how many muslim independents won and even corbyn survived kek
>>473131460>We have to implement sensible immigration policies that dont resort to hostile policies.>We cannot risk sending people to countries that they could face incarceration or execution>The prospect of sending women back to Afghanistan through Rwanda is dangerous and emboldens the Taliban terroristsThat's where you're wrong kiddo.
>>473131418Never forget Trump's mother was a Scotswoman. The UK means a lot to him, though he doesn't talk about it a lot publicly.
>>473131445Anyhow ranked-choice-voting would only be viable for presidential elections anyways no worth introducing it in the congress since you can just use state-based mixed-member-proportional.
>>473131467lol
>>473131339>UKRAPftfy
>>473131374No, liberals and traitors viscerally sicken me - they are sickening That anyone loves pakis enough to vote Tory sickens me
>>473082133UK parliament last heard.."No you are fucking fucking! Bloody bastard bitch!"
>>473131201They manage to purge rayner and there's not a fucking chance they're here in 2029. Their only hope would be outlawing reform and killing every conservative candidate so they were forced to vote labour. They're already sitting quite far from centre atm.
>>473131486donated doner kebabs to reformwhat a good ladno wonder nige is eyeing him as his heir
hi
>>473131458He likes moral crusades and he's smart enough to pick the easier side to defend even when its not obvious at the time.
>>473130225The tranny was the labour candidate
>>473131460You created the terrorists in the first place
>>473131194The monarchy contributes millions of pounds, net, to public finances you ignorant cretin.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_Estatehttps://www.thecrownestate.co.uk/news/the-crown-estate-announces-record-gbp442-6-million-net-revenue-profit-for
>>473131533The US will never, ever use any system other than their weird broken college/FPTP system. There will never be bipartisan political agreement on an alternative system.
>>473131460brexit was in part supposed to better put the pressure on the parliament at westminster, so you see how that is working out with this very election
>>473131339>flagNigey likes Israel
>>473131411This is the candidate
>>473130787Need to edit that tbqhhttps://youtu.be/u5CVsCnxyXg
>>473130736Exactly. Complete blood traitor.
>>473131528What would you do then? What policy would you have, if you even had any?
>>473131458I've always attributed it to an impreg fetish.Much like how I feel when the BBC london news comes on, that mouth is built for something I tell you.
Great. Labour won. Well I hope you're happy people. You just cemented the downfall of everyone. Good job.If you thought gay rights were bad now, just wait until labour make it a law that you must bend over and pay homage to a fag anytime it demands. Just wait till they make homosexuality the "normal and correct" orientation and hetrosexuality some kind of freak outlier. There will be pride shows every weekajd you'll be shot if you ever ponder out loud if gay rights should even exist. I hope you like Islam and fucking voodoo, cos soon your neighborhood is going to be absolutely flooded with mudslimes, pakis and niggers. Oh, and YOU WILL be housing them. Yes. They have rights yknow and one of those rights is to your property so say goodbye to that.And when you want to complain about it all you'll be getting arrested and jailed cos it's not politically correct to point out foreign invaders are coming and raping and stealing. Those people have rights yknow! We owe them!in fact get your wallet out now and hand over all your cash to them as reparations!Crime will sky rocket as Labour tells police they must undergo sensitivity training and have to be nice to everyone. Juveniles can stab anyone they want cos Labour will simply ask them how it made them feel rather than jail them.Labour will send more money, YOUR MONEY, abroad tonight foreign wars and will definitely even commit UK forces to wars and bring untold shit down on our heads.Get ready for a total and utter nightmare of hellish proportions, where you own nothing, have no rights, freedoms or privacy, where skin color equals power and superiority, where doing good is evil and evil is good.
I have an interview soon to start a job offshore, am I to assume that’s cooked now
What site has the most up to date results?
>>473131467>spoil your vote for a memehurr durr
>>473131574they could have chosen a picture with [its] eyes open
>>473131585There will be once the Democrats lose just a few too many elections while getting the vote majority.
Yall lads will only continue to decline until you accept the truth. When you start from a position of delusion, you will never have a functioning or decent country, because civilization is fundamentally based on accurate understandings of the world and how to organize. The delusion holding you back is that Britain is a country and not an American colony. That delusion will contine to feed your downward spiral until you finally just accept the truth. You are American and you will not have any semblance of society until you integrate Britain into America where it belongs. Demand annexation before it's too late.
>>473131422>You need a head of stateGenerally presidents serve as head of government and state and there's no problem with sharing both titles.>And at least in Europe that guy tends to be nothing but a figurehead to begin with.Then why paying him? With politicians at least you can remove them from office one they subscribe to jew ideologies. You can't with kings.
>>473131467That's what is did for the Chris whitty slug eating party
>Entirety of Europe voting in right-leaning parties very much in favor of booting out every brownoid>The nation just voted in Labour>I'm about to watch the migrant numbers soar to 2+ million as the UK takes in all the "poor displaced legal EU residents unjustly evicted from their homes"
>Tory and SNP wipeoutRemind me why I'm meant to hate this again?
Who is the mingebag on gbjews panel?
Hey guys, paused my movie (picrel) and dropping a shit. Is the UK saved or are they still cucked?
>>473131557for real though if you look at the way he speaks in interviews he's framing himself as being a voice of leadership. like he's prepping people to accept him as that, while in recognition of his connections to reform. that to me is a sign that he's hoping to, or will be at some point, sidestepping into the leadership. but the format is very long-gamey. which we know reform in general is going for
>>473131637
>>473131637I don't think it can open them. I can't find a pic with its open eyes anywhere
Does she wear stuff like this because she missed out on being a teenager due to getting knocked up at 16?
>>473131637Tried that in my constituency with a blind candidate, they made fun of her instead and voted in a middle class thief.
>>473131630Yes we are going full North Korea but instead the border only works one way
>>473131646No there won't. Vote change would require a constitutional amendment which needs 2/3 of states to agree, which will never, ever happen. Their system is so utterly broken, it is beyond fixing
>>473131657Where shall we go?
>>473131664We're saved pal
>>473130949Just because you lack a backbone. Besides at least my constituency isn't run by a socialist rat for now.
>>473131223i'll vote that your trident is a less a broken arrow and more a bent carrot, and labor can play pivot from displacement migration to blairite war profits in the next two years, in lockstep with (Kennedy, Biden or Trump [they're all DTF]), and the fact that this thread gets a sticky means that /pol/ might finally be MSM proper
>>473131555>They manage to purge rayner and there's not a fucking chance they're here in 2029.They'll remove her from cabinet. She's a low IQ incompetent embarrassment. She'll be a back bencher MP or theyll create some pointless vanity position for her. Simple as.>Their only hope would be .....Bollocks. She's a fish wife slag. Not the Queen.
>>473131691You’re starting to do my head in now
>>473131532years I’m sure whenever he hears auld lang syne he gets all misty eyed and runs off to toss a caber
>>473131636Are you literally 18?
>>473131687She kinda bad
>>473131658The tories were not sufficiently wiped out enough. 2029 will have a tory party which will split the right vote. If Farage somehow becomes leader, he will quickly be subsumed by the rot of the party.
>>473131687Aye. I can't hate on it too much when you had figures like the haunted pencil & gallo kicking around. They're gone now though so she'll need some weirdos to offset it.
>>473131687phwoarrrrrrrrrrShe'll be flirting with President Trump when they finally meet
COOOORBYYYN! He won right?
>>473131467...then you wonder why (Un)Reform(ed) only has four seats.Still, Labour thanks retards such as you for their megawin
>>473131574That's a man.
so, what will change with labour now in power?let me guess, nothing much?
>>473131687would Ange walk around without a bodyguard these days? Even charlie veitch has one
>>473131460Stfu retard
>>473131747Can always top yourself pal, that'll solve it.
>>473131777Yes. Yes it is
>>473131658They arent dead
Is silly prat Anon here?
>>473131653>Then why paying him?Why would he continue to take on that role otherwise?>With politicians at least you can remove them from office [...]. You can't with kings.That's a valid point. Although over here the political caste simply keeps electing some stupid retard no one likes, and the people have no say in it.
>>473130097>milfNot sure how I feel about all these mummys getting into politics.
>>473131708Don't the states have the right to do whatever they want with their representatives already?
When's that dickhead Keir going to Buck House to kiss the ring?
>>473131212its only a a mandate if we win, if we dont win, we are still in scottish government and can force indepdence vote
Oh dear oh dear how wrong some of you were.
>>473131770Yes
>>473131779Safe legal routes for the bames, and Starmer plans on clocking off at 4:15pm on fridays and not resuming duties until 9:45am on saturday
>Suicides up 300% this morning
>>473131269Top kek
>>473131807assume he's talking about reform
>>473131794Silence
>>473131872Yep lmao.
>>473131722Yeah it's run by one of the biggest lairs and griffters in present time politics. And retard people with low IQ vote for him. I doubt your IQ is ove 100...
>>473131160I'd bet she grew up near this street.
>>473131779NHS gets properly funded again, trains get re-nationalized, lower migration, green power funding
>>473128457that's what i did too
>>473131339Open borders for Israel
>>473131779They will govern extremely competently, even cut immigration, and then in the second term will go all in on completing the Blairite revolution.
>>473131717Are you really?! If the UK and Greece wake up then the rest of Europa will follow!!!! You're not fucking with me?
>>473131873World don't work that way, sorry mate. Gotta wrestle with being a poofter on your own.
>look up policies>seems like the same shit sandwich, just with a different type of bread
>>473131807Yeah I’m here and im a silly prat. I genuinely thought boomers up midlands and north in seats like Skipton and Ripon would take a chance on reform, turns out I was wrong and they’re all braindead
>>473131914fuck sake got this song in my head nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doy0Jp2oIIQ
>>473131576All the money the crown spends was your money before, retard.The fact that he gives a small portion back doesn't mean he isn't still robbing you.
America has a total land area of 3.8 million square miles, and a total nigger population of 47.9 million. This comes out to approximately 12 niggers per square mile.England has a total land area of 50,301 square miles, and a total nigger population of 2,400,000. This comes out to 48 niggers per square mile.England has exactly 4x the nigger density of America. If Britain was to join America as four new states, your new national metric of niggers per square mile would plummet.Demand annexation before it's too late lads.
>>473131828They can do whatever they want at a state level, but federal elections cannot be ranked choice without 2/3rds agreementhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranked-choice_voting_in_the_United_States
>>473131916>trains get re-nationalized,the 40thousand lazy cunts at network rail on £80k a year for a 2 hour working week wont go for that desu
>>473131914HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE
>>473131916a gibbetfor youfor your belongingfor the good of the people
>>473131779Thats a fucked up guess. No doubt they will try to push even worse policies, the British need to be ready to avoid and protest.
>>473131479I refer to that senile retard as Raygun
>>473131625Shut up Hitchens you ridiculous little doomer hypocrite
>>473131838>and can force indepdence voteNo. No you can't.
Starmer is a wetwipe but literally all the others are worse except maybe the Lib Dems.
>>473131927
>smash her back doors in on a Friday night>go for a kick about Saturday morningLads, she's perfect.Looks like she makes a decent dinner too.
which party did deano vote for?presumably apathy with tories for raising their mortgage rates under Truss
>>473132050Labour are literally just going to mollycoddle Muslims with endless bennies in the hopes they have a permanent, dedicated voter base. All foreigners landslide vote for Labour.
>>473132033God damn it you rightoids are scared. Let me guess they shoul take their country back with muh guns!!! The true patriots! All13 of them!
>>473132050No talent to be found anywhere in politics or the media desu.
>>473131820>Why would he continue to take on that role otherwise?Exactly, he wouldn't. The PM would, and you already pay him.>Although over here the political caste simply keeps electing some stupid retard no one likes, and the people have no say in it.Well good point too. I guess you should revamp the whole voting system along side removing the monarchy.
>>473132048yes we can, we womt hold an election 2026
>>473131980It's morbidly funny how expensive trains are in the UK
Lets see what the markets make of rKier in a couple of hours. I think they'll love a labour landslide
>>473132078>Chicken noogits, chips 'n' beans lad
>>473131971No, you moron. The Crown gives all profits from its vast property portfolio to the government. It receives a fraction of these funds back in "public funding".
>>473131823>Not sure how I feelyou should feel them up then, sort of a test drive
YOU COULD'VE SAVED HER.. WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HER POL?
Hi anglo brothers
>>473126859guess what, they are going to pump real estate 2-3x higher because even Labour knows its good for GDP.
>>473131636>>473131773Reform wasn't an option, so he wrote it in himself. Didn't you see the video?
>>473132130Yeah because you’re meant to purchase tickets earlier and not when there’s only 4 left you mong
Has the counting finished? I just woke up
>>473132158I have a soft spot for slags
>>473132104if you ignore the two muslim independents who won in the north west based on centring their campaign on a non-UK issue
>>473132130whats that a couple of hours?
so who's going to be the next Tory leader? I'm guessing it'll be a nigger
>>473132163Very ugly. Not surprised she has become an ethno nationalist.
>>473132108Nobody is scared, you dumb weird fag.
>>473131658
>>473132078>>473078086
>>473132166>brothersYou're the weird cousin we dont invite to Christmas at best
>>473132144The duchy of Cornwall doesn't. That's his private plaything and he keeps the income. Always has
>>473132197light blue wave coming in ETA 2 more weeks
still annoyed jess phillips kept her seat
>>473132209An exception to the rule.
>>4731322125hr trip, 600km for the low price $200 AUD
>>473132166shalom fellow anglo. What anglo-saxon things shall we do to annoy foreign governments today?
>>473132144Ok and?It could it all be just public organizations. No need for a fucking king as if this was the dark ages.Have you ever considered that 90% of other countries don't have kings and half of them function better than your shithole?And before you say anything, no, that's not including my country.
>>4731321979 leftIf Labour win all of them they match ‘97
>>473132243wazi would have been so much better innit bro
>>473132163>her
Well, that's the dream of Scottish Independence fucked up. All because of a fucking caravan...
Turnout surprisingly low lads
>Reform mogged by Lib DemsThat must sting chuddies
>>473132278don't know who that is
>>473132274>If Labour win all of them they match ‘97Actually having vivid, nightmarish flashbacks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6QhAZckY8w
>>473132130I got a return to london from york for £150 m80, though I have no concept of money due to pretty much having it in unlimited supply these days
>>473132330ballot paper wasn't printed in bantu this year
What will her international diplomacy be like?
>>473132297Tories already had blocked it in British courts because they want to keep leeching off Scottish oil, didn't seem like it had legs anyway
>>473132357came 2nd to r jess
>>473132353How old are you?
>>473128489100% would
>>473132330Wouldn't say it's that surprising. The media had wall to wall coverage of THE POLLS so most believed it was a foregone conclusion. And nobody actually really likes Starmer, they just dislike Sunak more.>>473132373And this.
>>473132163>WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HER POL?>/pol/>the inferior subhuman rightards that exist here...because she never had the right to exist in the first place. Just as white rightards are inferior subhumans that need to be genocided.>picBased Bomber Harris had the right idea. What Avro Lancasters dropped on Dresden: the Solution to the Nazi Problem.
>>473132163Cute whore
What does this result mean? Will stuff change? I'm retarded so pls explain it to me like I'm 8 years old
Not really suprising given the country of vaxxies that they would vote for the WEF.
>>473132224Hate the SNP but they were always based when it came to immigration.We couldn't house them and because the conservatives had slashed budgets we don't build houses, so they all went South then the fairies would have a melty about it. That and all the old fucks needing care are down there.There's only one area in the city designated as an immigration zone and the pakis and Africans are better than the junkie povvo scum that reside there. Only the Africans stay.
>>473132408comical, goes without saying
>>473132226The feeling is mutual.
>>473132424>that flagyeh i could already tell
I wanted to see when the last time was that the tories got mogged this hard was and found that this is the worst tory performance since before 1800
>>473132424Red establishment party usurps the Blue establishment party
>>473132421Yeah, I always cut about in a tunic, bearskin and carry a rifle
>>473132198regular slags, or chav slags?
rightam getting in bed
>>473131940He seems like he's on twitter every day, often arguing over trivial minutiae as he can never be mistaken on any point. But I like the fact that he's a much a prohibitionist on drugs jus cuz it's obviously somewhat unpopular and numale onions boys absolutely hate it (altho I don't a bit of this or that sometimes)
>>473132378She got that anime ass drill hair
>>473132219thafarage is no FRENand for pretending he isi'd scalp you with a rusty spoon for free,
>>473132424It means more niggers English minority by 2030
sky news is playing a high pitched ringing noise
>>473132378Getting literally fucked basically.
>>473082133This is gonna be a rancid couple of yearsAnd reform is going to have no easier time justifying its existence, even with the amount of votes if it only lead to same amount of seats as the greens.
>>473132475whatever genre of slag that is, top taste there
Mogg mogged
>>473132378Well I like rayner but she does look a bit man ish at times.So I get why Boris was enraged, he did write a book about wanting to brutally throatfuck and impregnate a gender swapped David Cameron so he'd be into a bit of a blokey girl for sure.
>>473132475In order for me:Ladies day slagsChav slaysRegular slags
>>473128114>Doesnt know anything about bonglandLiterally only the cities have mixed races and even then its still a white majority. You step 2 metres outside a city into the country side and its 95% white.Whats unfortunate is all the white people are sick of rubbing elbows with foreigners that dont share cultural values so they're selling up and moving out to the country side, which means the cities, and thus the capital, is gonna be majority foreigner led within a couple generations
Conservatives won again in my constituency. Good.
>>473132527KWAB
>>473132378sucking cock
Update?
>>473132378>ere Kim Jong ill, no banta no fanta m8
>i want browns out of this country
>>473132273For what purpose? The monarchy isn't involved in politics or governance. Abolishing the constitutional role of the monarchy wouldn't automatically cause them to lose their privately owned property.You are hilariously ignorant of British politics and history if you think "King = dark ages".Spain, Denmark, Norway, Japan all have similar symbolic constitutional monarchs. Why does the UK get singled out?
I HATE ALL THESE GENOCIDE SUPPORTING VOTERS YOU SHOULD ALL KILL YOURSELVES
>>473132527>24% swing againstholy fuck
>>473132499I tested your hearing frequency abilities and you came out as over 50 years old the other dayCan't be that high pitched
So Reform only have 4 seats after all of that. Farage will have to do a bit of work for a change (he'll hate actually being an MP)
>50% voter turnout >Labour landslide Not exactly a resounding endorsement from the public is it
>>473132330>Surprisingly Not at all, completely expected. Less popular than Corbyn
>>473132581very british photo
Total Damp Rag victory
>>473132581Cor lad she's a right tasty slag
>>473132619low high pitched
>>473127879>>473128026I've got parents pushing 60 that still wanted to vote tory because they "Always vote for them" because "things were worse under labour" and now that push has come to shove they'd rather vote for nigel fucking farage than the red party. Its insane. I dont think they've even read the manifestos they just vote based on "how it feels"
>>473132627Didn't even show up to European parliament other than a couple of occasions to bitch and waste everyone's time kek
>>473132609Killing muslims isn't a crime. It's a human obligation
>>473132453The worst in the whole history of the party, which goes back 190 years. There is a funny graph that shows it by timeline. Turns out the British won't vote for a brown Indian, huge Tory miscalculation
I'M SLEEPY ANON Z__________Z
>Brit/pol/ descends into slagposting again
>>473132583He's stil allowed to say it
>>473132581corr imagine the smell
>>473132533>Ladies day slagslol. the write-in candidates
>>473132364they are playing at 90s fest in sheffield next weekend
Well this is shit, on the plus side they'll flood more foreigners in so more to kill when we take the country back, silver linings and all that
>>47313262710 would have been a good number to cause some disruption. Doubt they can do much with 4. Shame.
>>473132701Its inevitable
>>473132630Labour with 35% of 60%.21% of the electorate.
>>473132701>descends*ascends
>>473132699You did well Anon. I appreciate the effort posting throughout the night.
What time does starmer go to the palace?
>>473132666Shut up you little nerd, manifestos are for gay retards. Based boomer parents voting on instinct shame they raised a faggot like you.
>>473132627>Farage will have to do a bit of work for a changeHe doesn't have to, he never did before, there's no rule saying he must. He can even have an assistant hold surgery and send out template letters. He's not even obligated to do that even if it's a central government issue.
>>473132609>VageaterSomebody please rape this bitch straight already
>>473132646i do like R wheetos box celebrity sir john curtuce
>labour landslide Does this mean we all support Israel now?
>>473132711I'd fuck all of them
if only we had proportional representation...
>>473132711wood, wood, wood, wood, wood, wood, wood, wood
Why do we let women vote again?
I knew the past the post system in this country was bad but the fact that almost 20% of the voters in his election are only getting 0.6% of the representation in the house of common really calls for some type of radical change. A (peaceful) riot needs to happen immediately. Democracy is not working in this country, it doesn't represent the true democratic will of the people.
>>473132711They're just a different class. You can see in their facial aesthetics. They have patrician genes but are larping as tacky slags, really hot
>>473132274fitting, seeing as how all we're getting is 1997 new labour manifesto leftovers that Kier put in the microwave
>>473132424oui oui baguette
>>473132666fuck off dweeb. nobody gives a shit about your talmudvision proto-golem rents voooting. >wind-up dolls
>>473132798we support der FührerSieg Heil!
>>473132801ur mom
>>473132760Light up ya spliff, light up ya chaliceIt's r time laba bros
>>473129677A jew and a nigger. What did you expect?
>>473132818Fucking moron.
>>473132814Gaslight the Labour party that they will lose their mandate next election if they don't change the system
>>473132527>Mogg finally out of parliamentIts not enoughHe deserves worseI want him to go bankrupt or get beaten up
Reform might have won East Thurrock by 127 votes but Labour are being salty bitches and refusing to concede and calling for more recounts.
9 seats left to announce
am in bed lads
>>473132744Not just Labour millions of leftie spastic voting for the Lib Dem’s and greens. Reform + con got outvoted yesterday by 3 million votes plus.
>>473131205Just because the tories do nothing doesn't mean you'll suddenly want labour who do nothing but also want more browns in. With how shit conservative is I still wouldn't want a labour government
>>473132867be the change you want to see
>>473132524indeed. one could do worse that that lot
>>473132879To put them ahead of the greens on seats will be pretty nice. And will cause disproportionate seethe.
>>473132703its not something being allowed or notits simply ironic
>>473132867There's always the hope his kids and wife die in a tragic accident anon.but he'd be fine with that, maybe his mum or nanny going, that'd shake him.
>>473132915LDP is at least 1/3rd seething Tories and most Tories remained home.
>>473132904That's the face of a man who knows he won.
>>473132904where's the content about british election? even on a day like today you won't post anything vaguely brit/pol/ related and continue to treat this place like your personal discord server. Kindly fuck off
>>473132581is her hand inside?
>labour landslide >taxed to deathWon't even let you doss on bennies. It's over
>>473132774>>473132836Why so upset?
>>473132957>most tories remained at home No they didn’t the right vote split. And all those ‘seething tories’ are lefty spastics anyway.
>>473132969you know it>>473132994I've literally been talking politics all. night you fucking moomin
>>473132994he single handedly defeated the Toriesshow him some respect you stupid ass nigger
>>473132424We've had Neoliberal rule since the 1980's and we've elected Neoliberal party B over Neoliberal party A.The status quo remains untouched.
morning lads, labour won I take it?
4 fucking seats lmao, this country is beyond COOKED. I just dropped missus off at work and drove past a bus stop that had an entire African tribe standing at it that looked like they landed yesterday. Normies are beyond saving. Fuck this shithole
>>473133053Josh won
Starmer voted reform and still won
>>473132814>the true democratic will of the people.the true democratic will of the people.>the true democratic will of the people.the true democratic will of the people.have you ever read such nonsense parading as of wise? after eddie berneys changed language .:. i don't agree with the premise that thethe true democratic will of the people.is anything more that the productand pretend it isn't "store-bought" seems silly ... here
Thiiings... can only get betteeeeerrr
>>473133009The two women in that picture look like the most spiteful witches I've ever seen and I bet you anything they work for the government. I hate this country.
>>473130816>My dad went to a shitty state school and worked hard to send me to an independent school in South Africa.your dad is a cunt
Labour will win LESS seats than 1997. Blair won.
>>473133055What did you expect? Nigel Farage is a grifter reform is nothing more than a self promotion vehicle. They will gradually disappear when he gets fed up with mongs from Clacton nagging him about potholes.
>>473133055If you think its bad now, you have no idea how many voters Starmer’s going to import. Best of luck bong anon
Theres still a bunch of results to come in, reform could still pick up sests, right?
Whatever the outcome of the UK election, it's such a relief not to hear about the US election for a day
>>473133055Doing well for yourself I'm sure, you can drop your fat bitch off at her job and some imports will look after yer mam and need to take public transport.You're both leeching from the government, both take out more than you pay in but wahey my lad bat down bat down that's the spirit.
We are so fucking back
>>473133160I think they've done what they can pal, but Farage is in Parliament which is good enough for me
>>473133077>namefag (you)s megrim >about another namefagdire>it's j*shabhorrent
>>473133160what would it have been had there been PR?
Things are looking up already here in Leicester
>>473133160Only 7 left
>>473133197Morning pal
>>473133110He's that dull I genuinely can't even see him. If I was asked by the Police to describe him, I couldn't do it... Is that his super power?
>>473133192innitlooking forward to his maiden speech
PC Keith Palmer was killed by an Islamic terrorist who was trying to get into the Houses of Parliament. Now they’re just voted in through the front door. Britain has fallen.
>>473133197more than two linesdidnt readprobably cope
>>473133183Fuck off Josh you goblin nonce ugly cunt
>>473133199I wonder how the SNP woulda done under PR. They got fucking wiped out but they tanked AV in '11.
>>473133055Did you expect some kind of reform landslide? Even Farage said it would be a labour landslide, why would you think any different? Farage is now an MP and has the endorsement of the next sitting US President. I can’t think of any better outcome for a populist movement running in an election designed to prevent such a thing.
>>473133256am handsome you tit
looking like SNP will end up with 10 seats when it's all said and done. Nice to see them get kicked in the teeth.
>>473082133Ok quick rundown who won and what's the vibe
>>473133236You've described the perfect spy you have.
>all that hype for reform>up against sunak's tories>get only 1% more votes than they did in 2015It's over. Boomers simply will not vote for anyone other than tory
>>473133160Literally only 9 seats outstanding.
>>473132627Remember Oscar Schindler? >Not the work. Not the work. I don't think Farage is really the work hard type. He'll swan about on alt media and turn up in the US at an Orange Man rally. But he'll leave the day to day to someone else. Which is fine, he's not even opposition leader, he can just sit and bitch and whine and call for removal of Kebab, and he's still more use than like 500 MP NPC's.
>all this right wing copeSomeone make a Hall of Anal Devastation for all the reformers and tories
>>473082133Americlap here, can I get a quick QRD on the UK election and how much bongs are fucked?
>>4731333072 of the undecided seats are at the border which is historically very tory. They could end up with 9.
>>473133308Lefties won by a huge margin
>>473082133on the bright side at least a poojeet isnt your pm now.
Corrr did all the brinnies migrate here for the night?
Andrew Bridgen lost his seat, vaccine data will remain off the hansard
eewwwwwbut notice the ploynamefaggots @ eachothernevernever reply to a namefaggot (if you can help it)
>>473133298Because we got 4 seats and only got 15% of the vote? We’ve got 25% still voting conservative after everything they’ve done? And we don’t have 10 years left to fuck around?
>>473133307>Nice to see them get kicked in the teeth.Too right by half.but it's not over until they get their womb ripped out and their balls cut off in 2026. They NEED to vacate Holyrood.
so how fucked are you
>>473133337You watch Liz Truss' interview with the beeb lol? It was good.
Lib dem won our seat. What were even their policies?
>>473133349the one up north is SNP heavy, I believe. Tories might win the border seats, if not then Labour will get those
>>473133308Labour won the most seats by far but their vote share didn’t change that much. Their success is mostly due to reform falling short in most seats due to vote splitting by the tories, who also lost seats to the Lib Dem’s. SNP wipe out at the hands of Labour and the DUP got shagged
>>473133347We've just elected an unrepentant communist and globalist who was unironically best mates with the most infamous paedophile in British (and possibly global) history."Fucked" doesn't even begin to describe the situation.
SNP absolutely raging
>>473133379Despite the shit turnout, it's actually a pretty good outcome
>>473133337Neither the Tories OR Reform are even remotely Right Wing.
>>473133354there's been zero seethe all nightthat changed when the wagies woke up
ffs how did he get in there?
Do Labour want to send more or less aid to Ukraine?
>>473133298he wanted 6+ million votes because his plan was to push for PR and then become opposition next election and PM after that. It's over, he's fucked it
>>473133308Red landslide, it's well and truly over for right in the British Isles
another muslim steal
>>473133409>just have a laugh ladsEd Davey is based, just spent his campaign running wheelbarrows and driving tractors and still won a bunch of seats, what a lad
>>473133184
>>473133409Tax on banks to pay for more paki doctors and Nigerian nurses Importation of infinity boat wogs New environment regulator and something about water companies
>>473133379It will be ok, Starmer is just a tory-lite. I expect he'll achieve next to nothing in the next five years but with moderate growth.
>>473133379Morning you kant reading cunt.Alright, same shit different day innit, we had a zombie government for a year and a half, 6 weeks with no parliament and we've still got a summer recess. Grim innit.
>>473123333>3333i'm using the self-checkout lane tonight, because that's how i roll on the sticklies
>>473133350Isn't "leftism" in England basically just "import more Muslims and Indians"? I'm a leftist as an American because I'm pro-human want abortion rights and so on, but England already has those things. It's basically just importing foreigners that they're running on right? Because some pseudo Marxist appeal I'm sure
>>473133184good on him. only decent man in uk politics
>>473133430>60% turnoutPretty dire state.
>>473133465the honourable member for alton towers
>>473132950Ah ok bro
>>473133465made me chuckle, he really is
>>473132951>Mogg not being able to get the daily handjob from his nannyhe'd unironically wither and die of consumption like the victorian ghost he is
>Labour only received 2% more of the vote than last time>Take Scotland (dickheads) out the equation and they have fewer votes than tories>MEGA SUPER DUPER LANDSLIDE!!Our voting system is wank
>>473133451Muslims don’t vote for Labour you silly pleb. They’re anti LGBT
>>473133430Wonder if we'll fall to AV tier turnout in 2029.
>>473133499checked, compulsory is the way to go
I wuz rite againhttps://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/473029520/#473034131
>>473133493Hearing reports he's tied up everyone at the HQ and barricaded himself in
>>473133489More or less. They pretend they want to reduce immigration to win votes but their actual politics will definitely be pro immigration now that they have so many seats they have their own majority
>>473133489British left: import infinity boatwogsBritish right: import infinity boatwogs but for some reason the MSM calls them racist for doing so
>>473131716You can come here and get shot by niggers
>>473133445Agree conservative on such high percentage of the vote and after everything they’ve done is disastrous especially in such unique conditions. Can’t see how anyone can suggest what has happened is remotely positive cookoo land. There is no right wing in Britain just an assortment of atomised boomers who vote Tory because muh pension muh tax.
>this is ur conservative candidate brotruly the face of vibrant engllish culture
>>473133301where the fuck have you been all night
>>473133445He didn't. He knew full well that would never happen. He was selling hope to Reformongs who don't know how the system works. What he wanted was an mps salary and expenses to replace his lost MEP income.
>>473133552faggot
>>473133552With the FPTP system in play, compulsory is just piling bad onto worse. Fix that first and maybe people will be galvanised to want to vote.
>>473133608yeah nah get fucked
I called the Labour landslide but got the Reform seats wrong. Not bad.
>>473133543it's funny how many tory MPs, who campaigned for the no vote in 2010, lost their seats because it was split between lib dems/reform
>>473133538You're wrong. They're happy to let the LGBT stuff slide if they get more bennies.
braverman looking absolutely gutted in her address of the loss kek
is it getting to the point where all the Unionist parties in Ulster should combine into a single party?
>>473133471>to pay for more paki doctors and Nigerian nursesFuck off.England doesn't even hire paki doctors, they hire failed med school students. PAs, and that's all the extra money that went into the NHS has been able to be used for. Enjoy your misdiagnosis and death because some retard diagnosed you via webmd.Those paki doctors sit at home.
So.. is this good thing? Will London-England will deport muslims and niggers to africa?
I literally predicted everything regarding Farage and Reform all the way from the beginning of June until nowI told you he was a degenerate bourgeois piece of shit
>went to bed looking at 13>woke up to 4Fucking normies deserve the rope
>>473133347Whole country’s part & parcel now
>>473133632voting is for fucking retards
>>473133446there has not been "right-wing" in the UK since before the end of BNP.pretending any meaningful "right" existed after is a bell-end sodomite-reindeer-game and you all turboniggers need to stop watching (((pornography))) if you think the "right-wing" has existed in the UK (at all) for 50 years.>more uniparty garbage
>>473133585Ok thx>>473133588Lol
>>473133658That may be true, but he's also placed enormous pressure on Labor to cut migration merely by existing and threatening to siphon even more votes in 2029
What's this mean for SNP up North?
here's my next prediction:/High Tory/ come back next decadewe're so back
>mandatory workplace assessments for all unemployed claiming disability benefits It begins.
>>473133673why are you even on a politics board you windowlicking moron?
>>473133662Four is still impressive. I think they suffered from having what was actually quite a shitty manifesto. Next time we'll be prepared, better policy etc.
>>473133654We'll import them even faster.
Wish I'd checked here to see the ensuing meltdown last night
>>473133648They'll never do that. They will start killing each other like they did in the 1990s before they do that
>ToryfagKYS NOW
>>473133600here but anonymonging ffs
>>473133599Aye, I'd give her fanny a go, let her give a few strokes.Tho I'd need to not see those hyper uggos behind, might kill the boner if I pictured them at any moment and that'd be embarassing.
>>473133724Josh on suicide watchSo at least that's one thing that's not changed.
Queen Victoria’s great great great son lost his seat ):
>>473133730voting has absolutely nothing to do with politics
>>473133696there has to be some budgetary issue in order to kick start cutting migrationLabour won't do it on reasons such as "migrants don't assimilate", but rather out of pure budgetary necessity
>>473133673You should go back to watching football
>>473133442They didn't have any kind of policy on Ukraine because normies care about Palestine now.
>>473133714If you want that to happen they need to move right and claw back their vote share from Reform.
>>473133730Politics exists outside of democracies
>>473133743you cannot stop the power of /High Tory/ supremacywe are destined to rule the world
>>473133477>moderate growthOf what, imported pakis and pajets?>>473133480Good morning faggot, so same shit different plate.
>four is impressive actually Oh okay nevermind it's still happening
You could fit all of Reform MP’s in a 5 seater car and still have the middle seat free
>>473133714Genuine chance libdems become opposition in the near future & its just the left vs the farther left running the uk
reform were projected to get 13 seats in the exit poll, what the hell happened? Are boomers really this cowardly and two-faced?
A great thanks to our comrades in Reform for splitting the vote and guaranteeing a labour landslide. See you in 5 more years!
>>473133724these already happen you mong
>>473133696>cut immigration Oh so instead of getting replaced by the population of Birmingham every year it’ll be the population of Manchester instead that’s good.
>>473133792we will win/High Tory/ supremacy is inevitable the world is ours
The only solution for Britain is to import a fuckton of Pajeet Hindus to fuck off the headcutters because fat-fuck whitey can’t be arsed to do it themselves. But to be honest why come to this muzzy shithole when you can go to the US or Canada
Another Muslim Independent gained from Labour bt w
Tories will not even win an election after this year with a workable majority. Unless Labour fucks it up big time.
>>473133738why is there so much division between the Unionist parties? Seems stupid at a time when the tide is turning against them.
>>473133755she'll pop out a few of those if you give her a go
>>473133764should have reformed himself, too late now
>>473133731If gaybour don't kill us all beforehand
>>473133704They've taken a kicking.
Labour lost another seat to a literal who independent. Muslims can band together easily to vote in favour of their people, why can't whites?
>>473133805No radical policies. It will just be the natural order of things. The less he does, the better he'll look.
>>473133696I hope that laboUr rise to it at least. I'm not hyper anti-immigrant like a seething reformer or southerner but it would help wages. The issue is still with skilled fields but investment could level that out over the years.Labour are going to lose votes in 2029 anyway. Everyone wants results now and we have long term rot to turn round as a nation. People who are angry will stay angry.
>>473133638Labour aren’t giving anymore bennies, they’ve already clarified that. The Tory votes last night came from Pakis that hate queers yet who still believe Farage hates them because Sky News told them on da tee vee
Z1nger one, refueling, standing by.
>>473133818exactly, and that's why only an authentic Right Wing faction like High Tories can win back this country - not degenerate bourgeois left-centre parties like Reform
Another Jihadi just got in.It's going to be so funny seeing these little gangs in the house, I can't wait for Question Time.
Who are the 6 millions mouthbreathing cunts that STILL voted for tories?How the fuck is it fair for reform to only win 4 seats with 4 million votes? My expectations were rock bottom but I'm still disappointed.
>>473133826They dove for cons anyway and got stomped on their fat necks with all the vote splitting.
>>473133853mad ting
>>473133809>>473133734
>>473133891I wonder if they'll form a new party or join the Workers Party.
>>4731337241iq retardThis already happens, you don't just say 'I'm disabled' and suddenly free bennies, first you go through PIP and then an assessment to get LCWRA or more.
>>473133826Yes. They fell for>muh Labour supermajority >MuH vote reform get Labour Spineless cowards
>>473133826>Are boomers really this cowardly and two-faced?So it seems
>>473129312brexit didn't happen in 1939
I hate niggers and pakis
>>473133886If you believe that, and I'm not saying it's not true, then there is almost no material difference between the Cons and Lab. It will just be more of the same, just a big gayer.
>>473133873Ultra giga omega demoralised, you will see a Muslim party getting formed and Shariah becoming a serious possibility next election, poofs may be getting thrown off roofs in the next few decades
>>473133857The Labour coalition is so brittle that they could very well lose in 2029. Watch out for Corbyn + Greens + SCG potentially banding together and forming a leftist party. They’ve essentially lost the working class and muslim vote.
>>473133909OG ZINGGA.
>>473133704Scottish Independence is dead, there's going to be so much delicious scotnat salt on Twitter today.
>>473133826Muh tactical voteMuh vote won't count if I vote fringe partyMuh vote reform get labour
>>473133926
/High Tory/ comeback arc starts TODAYyou can start by being completely aligned at the spiritual level with His Majestyand by that I mean, read the complete works of Rene Guenon
>>473133873Perry Barr is 90% Muslim. It’s already a lost cause that’s had >insert pic as their MP for 23 years
How are we feeling about the four seats lads?
>>473133903Fptp is no longer acceptable, labour have an insane majority with only 1.3% more votes
>>473133981Nah the demographics will fuck the Tories forever unless they become a broad coalition party.
>>473133757They’re gonna actually have to enforce it now. Every spacker is getting an interview and reassessment in the coming year. McJobs are back on the menu.
>>473133772Well, your hopes and prayers should be sent to 1997 asking them to beam forth their fiscal energy to 2024. Might actually happen. For all the memes about Labour bankrupting us, 97's government was fucking tight.
>>473133940It's note tory, get labour nowSimple as that tbqh
>>473133827what's the fucking difference
>>473133888Its not like japan, anon. Nationalism has become such a dirty word in europe, any rightwing party is deemed unacceptably racist. Especially the anti immigrant ones. Mainland europe seems to be changing that but the UK’s still like that.
>>473134027That already happens, retard
>>473124955thank you for my new wallpaper
>>473133645She lost?
>>473134009Nige is commons is based. Reform needs to do a lot of work in the next five years.
>>473082133I am kind of confused, how does this work?Reform has more votes than Libdems but somehow less seats?
>>473134000you do realise i have been sending these posts to the benefits office.
Reform: 4 seats Pro-Gaza independents: 5 seats
>>473133696You're fucking deluded. There is no pressure from him at all. He will get to ask the odd question at pmqs and that's it. He has no power or influence and will go the same way as Galloway as soon as people get another chance to vote. Nobody in Britain cares about immigration this election is another example of that. It's a dead issue. Even reform were promoting multiculturalism.
>>473133903> Who are the 6 millions mouthbreathing cunts that STILL voted for tories?Old people> How the fuck is it fair for reform to only win 4 seats with 4 million votes?Tactical voting to get rid of the tories. If you had PR the voting would be markedly different.> My expectations were rock bottom but I'm still disappointed.Welcome to real life.
What's the NI independent?
Will Starmer cut spakkerbennies?
>>473134018Acceptable to who? What you going to do about it? Exactly.
>>473134027this already happens you stupid boomer
Did we get a bingo labour chads? Someone check it for me
>>473134079Broad support vs condensed support, aka how first past the post makes democracy a joke
>>473082133center-left is pure cringe, even more than the far-left. Imagine being some center-left pooftah lmao almost as cringe as the greentards (purified cringe).
>>473134000Why these retards continue to talk about something they literally have 0 clue about with such confidence baffles meGlad I left
>>473134089By the time vooters wake the fuck up it will be too late. Rivers of blood was fucking decades ago and nobody listened.
>>473082133So its just the same shit as usual. How many trillions of poos will they bring in now?
>>473134027What jobs are these?
>>473133873>why can't Whites?they can (and more)they willor they'll die where they stand
>>473134084
>>473134163*Pakis
>>473134059That idiot is just talking about laissez-faire capitalism, meaning lots of "cheap" labour being imported
>>473134059here's what going to happen:factions within Labour and its BAME lackeys will start pushing for a democratic socialist republic in the next decadethen us /High Tories/ will have an ultra-monarchist reaction against them and seize power once and for all by eliminating all forms of Parliamentarianism./High Tory/ lads... we're so back...!
>>473134113He will, he'll try to cut mine.Streeting and Kendall will come up with something worse than third party checks by low grade docs and middle managers.
>>4731341636 trillion per year, as a concession they will build 1 (one) more school
>>473134180Same shit barely a different color.
The only win in this election was getting a white man back as our prime minister That shows the current state of this sh!thole.
>>473132263so syd to coffs....$65.AAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA
>>473134113No they will increase if anything
>>4731340794 million votes is an excellent result
The real question is, where's Eddie in all this?
Stamer's looks (facially) somewhat like a piss artist, or someone who maintenance drinks. Comparatively small neck doesn't help. First thing I noticed - because when I was bit of a pisshead I had a similar kind of bloatedness and slight ruddiness of the face. So there's no malice here. Happy to concede it's probably just his normal phenotype rather than chemical/environmental effect
>>473134158there's been practically zero conversation about any sort of policy in the weeks just gone but they've all been going on about me getting bennies cut and that they voted reform for that purpose kek
PR will be nice.Shame the uniparty is never going to let it happen as it will destroy their powerbase.
>>473134089Gaza life does not affect the UK. If Gaza dies or lives the uk still needs to manage taxes etc th2 fact muzzies and hyper liberals decide on who to vote for because of another foreign land is so fucking stupid it makes me wish for deportation enmasss
So the WEF plant shabbos goy was replaced by the WEF plant shabbos goy but with a different colour???
nobody cares about the UK, is this guy a russian shill or pro ukraine?
>>473125376
never been more bullish on being a /High Tory/ ever in my lifeimagine supporting that degenerate bourgeois Nigel Farage and the centre-left party known as the Reform Party kek
>>473123997Elite clown winning
>>473134147>>473134230ok I am still a bit confused because miniscule parties with miniscule votes like the SNP and "Sinn Fein" have more seats
>get new PM>BBC News says on live air the new PM is currently getting a tour of an underground nuclear bunker at the party building first
>>473134263Interesting levels of irony.
>>473134269Biggest globohomosexual we've ever had as PM.Even bigger than Blair.
>>473134214>The only win in this election was getting a white man back as our prime ministerNot at all. In fact, that is part of the problem "oh well we don't have a darkie as PM now so everything is alright" is unironically what will be going through many NPCs minds who are ever so slightly conscious on the race issue." It will give them a false sense of reassurance.Also he's not even white, he's (((white))).
The conservatives have gone so far to the left over the past 10 years that Labour is actually the more sensible choice, since they pushed more to the center to win.This is good, which is sad to say but it's sadly still true.
Should have voted for WP
Leicester South Muslim independent win Blackburn Muslim independent winPerry Barr (Birmingham)Muslim independent win Dewsbury Muslim independent winIslington NorthMuslim-adjacent independent win Reform 4 Seats
>>473134155lmao great argument brah, you really told them!! dude why you so smart
Hopefully the SNP are less annoying now
>>473134323Good shit, hope my death pain is on par with my daily pain. I'll just down my morphine stash.
>>473134358Sad
>>473134089hahaha
>>473134214punishment for the Tories is good, not externally productive but it's an investment hopefully, for better things to come. To discourage shitty governance
>>473134327so pro ukraine then, good
Can't wait to get drafted to die in a war against Russia by a tranny labour youth party member.
>>473134240I don't like his beady uneven eyes that don't seem to match his face
>>473134079The system is fucked and unfair. Needs reform.
>>473134079first past the post. You win a seat by just being the largest vote share per candidate (so party) in a seat. Lib Dems rack up votes where they win & get pathetic 1-2k votes in areas they have zero chance in
>>473134268>obtusewasn't this thread more about the acute ways people pretend not to see salient matters they ought to perceive
>>473134317Go the fuck back, english teacher
>>473132380They blocked it because you lost the referendum and you agreed it would be once per generational, you terminally-seething knavish gaylord.
>>47313410315% of the vote going to an anti-migration party only spun up 4 weeks ago will be legitimately terrifying to the establishment, especially considering they caved in the conservative vote to accomplish that
>>473134453newfag
Congratulations to all Bongfrens for getting rid of the Pajeet.
>>473134453fuck off muhammad
>>473134162Most people lack the driving force to question their perspective of a reality. Well, until forced.
Reform got 1 million votes for each seat they got.This isn't democracy.It's a scam.Can it be changed without terrorism forcing them to change it? Opinions?
For me?It's count binface
>>473134079The problem with voting is most people are stupid, and treat the party they vote for like the brand of tea they drink. They literally just vote what they always vote for, only a minority change based on what happens.This is why the conservatives still have that many votes when they totally betrayed their voters on every core value, and put a paki i charge and still got over 100 seats.
less than 20 vote difference in Hendon between Labour and Tories. Still doing recounts.
The labour bint on the beeb is fumbling it.
Hitchens is awakehttps://unherd.com/2024/07/and-so-farewell-conservatism/
>>473134323We won't let them touch you bb
>>473134491we traded in one pajeet for millions of nogs mate
Count zingface
>>473134319In the UK you vote based on constituencies, each constituency is first past the post, so highest number of votes wins the whole area. That means that if you want to win you need very condensed local support to win entire constituency.Reform has broad support across a wide area, but lacks the numbers to come first at the local level, meanwhile Lib Dems have always enjoyed very condensed support, particularly in the south, and so win more seats with roughly the same number of votes.
Friendly reminder Hamas supporting Muslims won 5 seats Reform won 4
>>473134476They'll ignore it. Not like anything needs to be done as long as fptp exists and ensures the globohomo candidates remain.
>>473134214Kek. Good point. >>473134027They’ve already said life on benefits won’t be an option. It’s gonna be a parasite purge.
>>473134520
>>473134535Tell me What zing voting has achieved..
>>473134548yeah because 10% of the uk minimum is muslim now lol
>>473134324What
>>473134571>he didn't read the article
>>473134583zooonging
>>473134548muslim communities are more concentrated than anti-immigration former tories reeeeee
>>473134533>The same thing has happened to most of the things I like, from the forgotten Aztec chocolate bar to railway restaurant cars, from woodland peace to proper funerals.lmfao old dour cunt
>>473134583it secured the triple lock for the boomers
Zing hopes they Act swiftly to remove benefits
summoning blockowe need some 200IQ takes up in here
>>473134533
>>473134510Mate proportional representation won’t automatically mean we’ll get in. They’ll just make ridiculous coalitions in a desperate attempt to keep the ‘far right’ (lol) out of power. Look at France as a prime example.
So, how pozzed does starmer make thd uk? Yeah, he’ll invite half of africa in but hos bad does it get?
>>473134632The boomers zinged hard for their Pension
Basically aren't that many white people left in the country, it's basically over
>>473134358you guys told me the gyppos were the problemnot muzzies :)
>>473134586Which non Western country do Western politicians obsess over? Well, usually?
>>473134561While Reform exists, conservatives may end up being the unlikely advocates for FPTP to be gotten rid of, otherwise Reform will end up eating their lunch again in 2029
>>473134163retard, the tories bring in way more pakis. their fucking leader was a shitskin
So Labour got their supermajority. Even if every other party and independent MP joined forces they still wouldn't have the numbers to block any Labour legislation going through.What do you think the outcome of this will be? The only way Labour legislation can be blocked is if a significant number of Labour MP's rebelled against their own party, and it's at the party's discretion to use the three line whip, meaning any MP's who don't follow orders can be kicked out.
>>473134664didn't le pen just win?
Jewish mummy
>>473134575Therapist-lass could've cured youLook at you now
>>473134547oh i see. And I assume local support is harder because you need to be known for quite a while.You need to have presence everywhere too.
Sophy is glowing this morning, she's georgeous
>>473134725ffs looks like alicia
>>473134625>muslims take over areas, push everyone else out and vote for their own politics even if they get a lot less voters than anyone elseYeah that's not a problem at all LMAO.
>>473134718Still needs to win the primary, and that ain't happening
Triple zing penzings for the Zingers who zinged hard their entire zings. Cut off benezings for people who can zing
Reading all the seething posts from tories and reform copers is giving me a stiffy Cry harder faggots, your corruption and negligence lead to this
>>473134575>read the articleI’ve read the entire policy and manifesto actually.
>>473134725She's got a face like one of them things from Star Wars
>>473134510The tories allowed a referendum after 2010 election because the Lib Dems were in coalition. It was AV type PR tho & it was rejected in that referendum. Neither Labour or Tories will want PR, especially the Tories who have had so many governments
>>473134510We had an AV referendum. It lost. Could try again I suppose.
>>473134727she's gone fat nowwalks her dog around me block every morning
>>473134676His idea of stopping illegal migration is just taking them straight from france and making them legal so he can set them up in the new houses he's building for them rent free. I reckon he'll do something like deport 5 pedo rapists in an attempt to appease the right before just going back to tory business as usual
>>473134700True, but even if "the opposition" push for PR Labour aren't going to have to do shit to implement it with their majority. They're not going to give that up under any circumstances.And if they do put it to a referendum it's going to be as massive a shitshow as AV was, where globohomo managed to make their entire campaign "you're a fucking retard" and still won in a landslide.
Good morning, how are you doing?Can i have one of those cool maps where you can see the winner in each province?
>>473134655He says things like that but when so called lockdown was brought in he said it was quote "wrecking a flourishing society". He's just a cunt.
>>473134767We'll be laughing at you when you can't fix it and cry about how it's all tories, EU and americas fault
>>473134583Z1nG has achieved total, and complete victory against the eternal menace, antiZing. Mission accomplished.
>>473134809So what you're saying is she runs circles around you?Wouldn't say run, actually
Good morning, bong friends.Have the next leaders talked about a new EU referendum, or is it absolutely and definitely over?
>>473134809>me blockBlock doesn't belong to you, he belongs to everyone.A treasured part of brinnie culture.
>>473134716We need another 14 years of conservatives
>>473134716>Even if every other party and independent MP joined forces they still wouldn't have the numbers to block any Labour legislation going through.That's the same for any majority government. Supermajorities aren't a thing in the UK
>>473134759Qrd?>>473134780prove it
BBC is reporting tories gain 1 seat somewhere. Where?
>>473134824Here you go, just scroll down a littlehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election/2024/uk/results
>>473134718No, RN will be minority government at best if they can partner with Les Republicans the ‘centre right’ who are refusing to partner with them lol. They’re well short of a majority.
>>473134839Zing hundred years of labour zing
>>473134733Kind of, but also a first past the post, winner takes all system encourages anti-democratic voting. The whole "I'm voting tactically in my locals to keep X party out", or "I'm voting for X because if I vote for Y I'm afraid my vote will be wasted". It's why the country constantly flip flops between two parties, and why despite the Tories being more hated now than ever before, they're still second place on the votes.
>>473134841circling me like a vulture
If I were Starmer, i'd cut benefits to everybody unless they've acquired two mirrors of kalandra in PoE
>>473134846Labour don't plan on rejoining the EU if that's what you're asking
Good one milkman.
How insufferable was Channel 4 last night
>>473134863thank you very much
>>473134814I think now might be the perfect time for another AV referendum, no sane person can look at what happened with Reform (15% of the vote for 4 seats) or Conservative (vote split by Reform all over the country, despite only getting 10% less vote than Labor) and think the voting system is working well. Reform and Conservative could team up to both push it, collect up all the minor parties that benefit from AV and get it over 50%
>>473134859
>>473134877thanks lad, news to me>>473134878fake zing
>>473134859Leicester East
BASED!!! THE NIGGER LOVING BLAIRITE WON!!! ACCELERATE THE COLLAPSE!! DAILY IED'S AND STABBINGS BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!!
Eating some ready salted Hula Hoops Grim
Zing sees the norman yoke
>>473134852Lmfao
>>473134936>those names
>>473134919BBC was worse. Shocking actually meant to be impartial and serious could barely conceal their glee. That wog and Laura jewburg and Peter the faggot mandelson on all night.
>>473134944bro are you a time traveler from 14 years ago
>>473134533lamenting cuck
>>473134319Imagine you have 100 glasses, and fill each of the 99 glasses up 30% with green liquid and all other 70% with blue liquid.All 99 glasses will be blue.Now imagine you fill one glass 90% green and the other 10% is blue.Reform got more votes but it was spread out too much over the whole country, so was meaningless and they never won seats, the smaller parties like the SNP got all their votes in a handful of areas so it got them past the post and won them more seats.This is why Reform can't win and never will, the only act as a spoiler for labour. People should have not voted, that would have said far more, low voter turnout was a must.All Farage did was validate the labour win since 60+ voter turnout now.
>>473134919It was pretty fucking funny tbfNadine just started talking some shit and one of the hosts just turned to Alistair with a 'fucking help me' look, proper tickled mehttps://x.com/sturdyAlex/status/1809001709156335742?t=JJ8l_t92oyJsoH1d-JelCQ&s=19
>>473134964I noticed it too
>>473134936>all of them are pajeets
>>473134956you will bow before your Norman overlord, Blocko de Blockville
>>473134936lmao, thtas just sad, that could be bangladesh or something
The human rights lawyer who stopped deportations of thousands of paki criminals unironically won kekWe’re so fucked
>>473134944you guys are so fucking retarded. immigration has skyrocketed under the tories, brexit was a ploy to get euros out and shitskins inturkeys voting for christmas, you lot
>>473134857From a very layman perspective. France has 2 rounds of voting. First is everyone and if you get over 50% you win the seat. If you don't then the top 2, sometimes 3 depending on the vote share, go again in a second round. Le Pen always does well in the first round, but in the second round tactical voting comes out to play and she tends to lose. I see that happening again this year but maybe she gets lucky.
>>473134889Waiting for the next inevitable breakdown
what the nani
>>473134725Boris Johnson is jewish, you know that right?
>>473134856True enough - but when the majorities are slim it means there only needs to be a few rebels to shoot down legislation. With Labours current numbers any rebellions would need to be massive to be successful, which inherently makes them more unlikely.
>>473134986Laura was gutted the entire night that her horse got kicked in the cunt.
>>473082133I think one of the main reasons Tories lost is because of Sunak. you had a slew of Tories who didn't care for his leadership and knew the party was doomed. I think Mogg was right and Tories needed to unite with Reform, something Sunak wouldn't even entertain. Labour is going to fuck things up even more. as an American it doesn't bother me, the UK will be humbled and then finally join it's rightful place in NAFTA 2.0
>>473134936I can smell the cat piss eminating from every green candidate's name. You just know they're some grey-haired 50 year old woman with no grip on reality.
>>473135029let's not get ahead of ourselves ladthere are bigger fish to frythe white benniemong menace must be stopped at all costs
>>473135064>WEF schizos are awake
>>473134930>Reform and Conservative could team up to both push it, collect up all the minor parties that benefit from AV and get it over 50%Labour have an overall majority. The only way that happens is if all minority parties agree for it and there are enough Labour defectors who vote against (((party interests))).
>>473134936Leicester is Pakistan vassal.
>>473134895That's what I was asking. Thank you.
Vaxxies voted for a party that locked them inside for 2 years and forced them to get slop injections lmfao. Britons deserve to go extinct and get replaced by virile highly sexed and fertile wogs to be fair. Mbungo has earned it.
>>473134998Brilliant, I switched off C4 fast, glad I didn't miss out on much.
Womenbros, not like this...
So who won?Degenerate lefties or rightwing chuds?What's the immediate future for straight white males looking like?
>>473135064These people are imbeciles. I hope all right wingers and conservatives die.
>the tories imported a million shitskins every year, had a shitskin leader, and had a cabinet full of mystery meat are le heckin based actually
>>473135043now you say this yeah I seem to remember it happening before or something like this is that what they call primaries in the US too?>>473135045I was mourning my mum you prick
>>473134214>>473134330I can guarantee if a Muslim ever gets power in a major Western country you will see the mass exodus of white women. They support and vote for this shit constantly but never want to actually deal with the consequences of it and will flee at the first hint of it in their neighborhoods.
>>473135022It is, the British unironically need to start sabotaging the infrastructure until they leave, power, communication, water, roads, everything until this country falls apart and they all fuck off. We need to make this place worse than the shitholes they came from. No running water, no electricity, phones don't work. No food. Make it so the only reason you'll be here is because you belong here.
The right wingers are seething right now https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6VgyIfvqVo&pp=ygUGdGFsa3R2
>>473134846The fact that reform got seats means the EU is not going to accept the UK even if Labour wanted to rejoin.
>>473135083Tories lost because in order to lower immigration back to level they promised 14 years ago when they gained power, you'd have to cut it by over 99% from current levels.
>>473135169So was I
The conservatives went so far to the left this is actually a right wing victory, this is how far politics has fallen in the uk. If labour win a second term right after, that's when it will goto shit.
>>473135129how's your blacked subscription working for you lad?
>>473135138kek
This reasult means that people wont vote left ever again, they have the inmigrant vote and thats it, in the worse result for the right in decades they cant achieve a good resultbut it also means that no matter how much the cuckservaties fuck it they will still get millions of votes
>>473134895>>473135123No plans on rejoining the EU - but Starmer's made vague statements about renegotiating the brexit deal, which will inevitably draw us closer to the EU again.
Z1nG has developed a surefire way to determine if a politician is controlled opposition or not.
I get spineless vibes from the man. I don't like him as a leader. He seems like he would save his own skin at any cost
>>473135142>So who won?>Degenerate lefties or rightwing chuds?Degenerate lefties>What's the immediate future for straight white males looking like?More boatwogs. We'll unironically be a minority within the next five years. Screencap this post I'm not fucking joking.
>>473134533Good article
>>473134998That fat faggot blocked me
>>473134547>Euroclaps don't understand democracypottery
>>473135142uhhhhhhh neither?We're so far right of the centre that the greens nimbyism and general boycotting of green energy is now degenerate leftyism.Don't let direction politics rot your brain.
>>473135242Oh? Go on...
>>473135218
>>473135194He is not right wing, at all.
>>473135029Don't forget that he kept Savile in the clear until he died
We're in Corbyn chads
The Tory MP in my constituency lost 30% of her vote share since last time and still won
>>473135169I don't know anything about the US system, but I think primaries there are to decide who the presidential candidates are. Actual voting I think is first past the post like the UK's is, but even worse because it's state level and each state has an uneven number of electorate votes. So only a handful of swing states actually matter.Some American will correct me if I'm wrong.
>>473135129You're still traumatised. Seek counselling or something you faggot.
Hey remember when the Tories all staunchly opposed the Alternative Vote? Good times
I see that Truss, the one who at first lost to a fucking lettuce, has lost her seat.Any more top Tories names that have also lost?
>>473135245weaseled his way into power by fucking over his old leader and changing the party into something philosophically emptythen didn't get as many votes as him and said what he done is what saved the partyee's a fucking cunt
The housing market is going to get more fucked, the NHS waiting lists are going to get longer, and your town centers are going to be filled with more vape shops, turkish barbers, and ngubus milling around. There's no fucking way this keeps up without either the migrants fucking off home or a serious Reform victory in 5 years.
>>473135274Well, >>473135255 got digits and you didn't, so I'll believe him.
>>473135175in most cases if you just take their benefits away they would gothey are just here for the free money
>>473135365jacob reese mog
>>473134433nice carlos
>>473135355thanks lad I need to look into this stuff properly
>>473135307Deboonked
>>473135360FPTP works brilliantly for the two major parties until a serious challenger third-party shows up
>Labour lost last time with a pathetic vote share>Labour received the same vote share again and won a "super majority"Tee hee, nothing personal, Kid
>>473135374>serious Reform victory in 5 years.Hahaha they still don't get it
>>473135129You had a good point but then had to ruin the post with that mutt's law-esque bullshit
Cup of darjeeling x
I earn 6 figs and will have my first child in October. Is there any reason for me to stay here apart from ancestry? Seems like it's fucking over over. Already have to pay wogs insane taxes as it is and not really seeing the point of containing it when I can work from anywhere.
>>473135470Can I vote for her instead
>>473135455He was the boss and claimed he wasn't responsible for what his underlings were doing. How do you think that will wash in his new job?
>>473135492Can of monster ultra energy in the job centre x
>>473134702Seems like there's no difference. It's all controlled opposition parties with no one actually willing to say "get rid of ALL immigrants including old British Empire shits". Is England so full of fucking retards that no one can just say this and follow through with it?
Did anyone else see the racist Clacton interview man was hanging around with Farage just prior to the vote?Nice gesture, i bet he was invited.
>>473135374mate reform is just tories with a different suit
>>473135474cowards constantly looking for the political solution even though it's painfully obvious there isn't one
>Newly appointed Labour PM Sir Keir Starmer has already received what was described as his first "congratulatory phone-call" from U.S President Joe Biden at the Labour HQ this early morning upon his landslide victory.
>>473135455Yeah OK Adam
>no new taxesraises the original taxes>we'll control immigration raises import limit>we'll build more houses builds thousands of blocks of flats>we'll protect rNHSimports more witch doctors Am I talking about Labour or Conservative. Vote now
>>473135518why would you stay heredo you really like greyget out no really get out we haven't built shit since the 70's and 80'syou want your kid to have a good life, go to somewhere that isn't interested in pumping pensions at the cost to your childs welfareor kill the kid, either or's good innit
>>473135282Comes with a 100% money back guarantee, and unironically, works in ALL western nations. Literally, 1000s of man hours,mostly, drinking, have been put into this theory. Controlled politicians will never talk about birth rates, specifically, the ethnicity/race of the birth rates. Whoever starts talking about birth rates, specifically, the ethnicity/race of the birth rates, is not controlled. ZINGGERS.
>>473135470She looks like a young Victoria Corren Mitchell
>>473135553labour aren't going to have death camps but their position is definitely to have much less immigration, as it was during the blair years
>>473082133How the fuck do you fumble an election this badlyYou had a stronger vote share than any poll predicted, were winning seats like Yarmouth which nobody expected even a week ago, got 13 seats in the exit polland then it all just falls apart in every competitive seatEven the Greens did better than predicted
>>473135582>we defeated medicare
Why is Ed Davey doing a victory speech on sky news?
>>473135518Depends on where you want to raise a child. Remember wherever you go will give them a funny accent
>workers party didn't win cause commies would rather do this
>>473135518Try kidnapping migrants and teking them into the forestThat would make staying worth it
He did it!
>>473135565yeah but it's a suit that makes him feel valued innit
>>473135606bongs are literally too thick to understand fiscal drag
>>473135606Both
>>473135518Pack up and fuck off.
>>473135628We knew it was going to be difficult, farage is in that’s all that matters never underestimate the barage he has the Mandate of Heaven
Hendon in, Labour gain by just 15 points.STILL waiting on South Basildon
>>473135649>run out of room>words drifting upthat's a spacial disorder that isthat cunt's probably allowed on the roads too
>>473135582It was probably Ji coming and letting old joe talk for a minute like when your mom made you call someone when you were a kid.
>>473135636He's a psycho.71 seats, they'll have a similar level of influence to the nu tories.
>>473135245You're right. It's always the left leaning, more liberal people who are the quickest to use dirty tactics.They go on about being nice and as they're so thin skinned and weak they snap as soon as you're not. At least the tories are openly cunts so they don't break as soon as you look at them wrong.Remember Blair went to war 5 times during his time and he was apparently the more people friendly one.
>>473135661Say what you want about Ed, but he has shown the world the UK still has topnotch outdoor activities.
>>473135606Building flats is good retard
>>473135713South Basildon has been recounted twice apparently, Reform were leading by 127 and then Labour started complaining about 'counting irregularities'
>I asked him to prove it>he disappearedI guess he wasn't telling the truth after all
>>473134533What a rambling load of guff
>>473135725kek its literally 4AM over there
>>473135628It's because fptp is the gayest and most retarded way of organising an election ever.
>>47313571315 fucking votes, jesus. Is that the closest in UK history?
>>473135649In my country we always troll the lefties into putting something stupid like that so that their vote isnt valid
>>473135582>uh uh uh listen kevin, it's uh you know the american people are thankful to to to have you as an ally and we're going to, we'll have to get it, the uh uh uh... *sound of phone hitting the table*
>>473135435I'd like to see everyone kicked off benefits. So many lazy, drunken, junkie cunts lie about on UK benefits already. And now the rest of the world wants in on it too.
>>473135753Well it does help that the election was in early July, right after the 3-4 weeks of summer we have each year.
>>473135768They need some time to find more regularities.
>>473134479I've been here longer than you, retarded namefag. Filtered.>>473134495Imagine your only marketable skill being your native language. I'd probably kms.
Can't believe Jeremy Hunt kept his seat. Everywhere I looked said he would lose to Lib Dems by ≈10%.
>>473135628Also he has contradictory political aims: be the Conservatives' worst enemy and try to destroy them, and also make an electoral alliance with them.My guess is that the Cons resurrect Boris to try and claw back the right wing instead of dealing with Farage.
>>473135518Depends whether you think other countries are genuinely changing for the better, or just managing the same decline as us more slowly. We really don't get to hear about a lot of other places. France, for example, has more of literally every minority than any other country and has done for decades, and only now are they beginning to vote in opposition to it, The highlight of this big nationalist wave is a couple of pretty girls - who look like generic tatted whores - making TikToks singing a mildly 'racist' song. Says a lot about the West
>>473135838>anti-bullying softwarenewfag
>>473135661BASED ED
>>473135757Flats are not designed to have families. They're pods designed to house worker drones.
>>473135851I honestly think they'll try to drag Cameron out of the lords
>>473135713>your vote doesn't cou-
just woke up - its over
>>473135722Seriously though there is so much of this
>>473135838>Imagine your only marketable skill being your native language. I'd probably kms.if he can make money out of it, wbhy wouldnt he do it?¿
>>473133366We've got one of the thickest electorates in the Western world, they genuinely have no clue about politics, economics or social issues. If party A has done a shit job then their voters stop voting and party B takes the reigns of power.Does anyone know what overall voter turnout was for the election?
>>473135838Z1nG has mastered the art of putting up IKEA furniture, is that skill not marketable?
THREAD THEMEhttps://youtu.be/V6QhAZckY8w
>>473135838seething muhammad
Can't help liking Ed Davey despite all the murders he's probably done
>>473135209and why is that a bad thing?
>>473135851Don't forget the Channel 4 smear job at the last minute. I hope they are sued into bankruptcy for that one.
>>473135582No fucking way is Joe Biden up this late
>>473135750You can see it in the little Trotskyist Labour voters that they share the same ideology as the people in 1960s China who would beat you to death in a struggle session for being a counter revolutionary. I guess we can count our blessings that they weren't in charge during covid because they were all in on "longer, harder, sooner" lockdowns and mandatory vaccination.It's convenient that the Tories have already imported the replacement population to cover for the losses that will be endured when Starmer sends us to Ukraine.
>>473135926>there is a difference between the two
>>473135914better than that not having a houseand the housing problem is a inmigration problem, you get rid of the migrants and the problem is no more
>>473135950Here >>473133430, 60% or thereabouts
>>473133604>lost MEP income.Pretty sure that's basically an income for life due to how their pensions work.
>>473135768>Voting irregularitiesMeaning they were supposed to win and they're having a tantrum?
>>473135950Just over 50%21% of the population voted for labour
>>473136034How do you remove the migrants without losing your humanity?
>>473135914Flats are designed to have families. Not everyone can afford to leave in a house. Some retards just have their standards to high.
>>473135926Same party
>>473133430Ironically enough low turn out tends to be pretty good for the lib-left in many places.
>>473135851>>473135918>Boris>BlairYou retarded niggers on a small island really don't learn do you. Two people who absolutely are controlled opposition are going to save you now? Do they have to stab you in the neck to make you realize they aren't in it for your best interests...Holy fuck. The state of England everyone.
>>473136109same way you remove unwelcome unruly guests from your home. knock them out and send them home in a taxi
5 seats left, 4 in a recount and 1 just being slow as fuck
>>473136109Disallow them to have benefits, give preference to social housing for natives other things like this similar to what marine la pen wants to do. You just make life so shit they choose to leave on their own
>>473136109Im already a demon
>>473136152>TRUMP
>>473135974What's a few murders we've all done it
>>473130278Well yeah obviously, he was fucking one of them. No idea how he managed such a feat
>>473136117We're not foreign. Flats are for the poor and the young. Houses are for families.
>>473136184Based
>Wake up>Have a Lib Dem MP>Lazy tory bastards booted out of their "safe seat"Beautiful day, lads. Think a few pints down the pub are in order after work.
>>473136109You impose economic sanctions on yourself then import more browns.......wait you said remove the migrants not replace them..
>>473136188Spiritual ZINGLER is back.
>>473136190It's unbecoming
>>473136221No point working anymore lad, we all going on bennies now labour is in
>>473135713Hendon is a major jeet area
Nige, anderson, and tice in parliament, thats going to be fun.
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.It's over.
>>473135914The problem here is that we are now a nation of BAMEs and BAMEs can't into gardening. I see it every day in work, you'll get an appointment with a BAME name and their garden will just be overgrown with weeds and junk. There are a lot of native dossers too that don't belong in a house, they just leave it to go to ruin and it should be seized from them. There are a lot of garbage humans in this country that should genuinely just be kept in a commie block.
fuck you janniesthere's still 5 seats leftthe king has not been seen
4 national leaders from minority / foreign ethnic backgrounds, selected by elites to rule their nations, all led to significant, enduring disasters for their parties / countriesElites had liked how it can be more difficult to directly criticise the minority / foreign ethnic leader who was picked ... but elites seem to have under-estimated how much deep psychological dislike, perhaps subconscious, is created amongst voters, after a time of being ruled over by someone not of the majority culture. The 4 disasters:Just now in the UK, India-heritage Rishi Sunak as Prime Minister (2022-24), led his Tory Conservative party to its worst outcome in history, his party perhaps ruined permanentlyAnd also now in Scotland, where Pakistani Muslim heritage Humza Yousaf had been Prime Minister (2023-24) from the SNP Scottish National Party (!) until a few weeks ago, his party is now trounced and set back maybe for years, perhaps permanently enfeebledIn Ireland, half-India-heritage and also gay Leo Varadkar, Prime Minister (2017-20, 2022-24) until a few months ago, left an Ireland with its worst public unrest since the Irish civil warIn the USA, half-black Barack Obama, President (2009-2017) who famously said of white European heritage culture that "it's just not mine", left an America hugely divided and volatile, with much of the USA simply hating his Democratic Party, and enabling a smashing 2016 victory for his successor Donald Trump
>He thinks Farage will ever be allowed to speak in Parliament and won't just be suppressed into silence using every dirty trick to punish him for being against globohomo
>>473136109Same way they'll get dole scroungers to work. Remove all other alternatives.
>>473136257Of?
He's already going for the "I told you so" angle as if everyone didn't already know this.
>No longer a stickySHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN FOREVER
>>473136265Fuck off they're all mine
>>473136152>Thinking I want themMotherfucker, I've been in this thread this morning posting about how fucked the fptp system is. Get the fuck out of here thinking I support this uniparty bullshit.
>>473135950About 52%
>>473136304>for being against globohomo
So there hasn't been any shocks then, Labour majority, Tory bloodbath and Reform were held back by the retarded fptp system?
>>473135518No real reason to stay here, it's more a question of where would you even go when practically the whole world is in decline?
>>473136304You’ve learnt nothing, you can’t barage the farage. He survives plane crashes some feminist in parliment trying to shout him down won’t do shit
>>473130325>pretty decent for a bongSays the colonial bong. OH wait sorry it's a pajeet in colonial bong disguise.
>>473136300>>473136318You nonces had enough time to diddle the election, move over.
15% for 413% for 71What a beautiful system we have
>>473135974He was in charge during the post office scandal.
>unstickiedSTOP THE COUNT
>>473136302At least rishi was born here unlike that American Hungarian Turkish Jew boris
>>473130327Tories are a masochists party, the party for the type of retard who likes to be told he will be poor and live under austerity for eternity to conserve the horsefuckers polo games. At least republicucks in Weimart pretend to promise some trickle piss down of dollarinos on you.
>>473135713Voting counts. Voting must be mandatory for democracy to be democratic and people need to not be lazy
>>473136349Good on you then. At least one Brit is awake.
>>473136109No, but its easy, first you remove the benefits, many of them will just leave, second, you tax the hell out of their businesses, make their livelihood imposible. we have also to take into account that you dont need to deport all of them, some of them, like yihadists, you can kill, there must be 50K yihadists in the uk, you kill them. also, make the police go after their criminal activities and not after white people saying that there are too many of them, drug dealers, robbers etc, and tyou jail them and break them
>>473136365El Salvador looks pretty good
>>473135889I presume you and that expat nigger are regulars in your "brit/pol/" generals? I've been here for 11 years, I don't frequent generals like that since they seem to be mostly the same 5 schizophrenic autists that are obsessed with details about each other>>473135934It's a debasing existence. You add nothing of value to the world by your own skills. You have no achievements. Even the dumbest English retard can speak English, it's not a feat.>>473135968You have no talents, no skills and no achievements.
>>473136312an unrude man
>>473136374I blame the councils and the sick note culture.
>>473136355>Turnout 52%god that is direthat's a full 7 percentage points below '97we got 70%+ until 1997, and it's gay that we don't any more>>473136390It was over at 5am bro, rishi conceded at something like quarter to fiveanyway, total FPTP death.
>>473136370Never underestimate how petty politicians can be.In my hometown the LD run local council tried to have an indie councillor literally arrested for breaching some retarded rule about "raising issues for neighbourhoods you live in"
>>473136426sounds like projection Muhammad
>>473136387Adds up
>>473136426thought you filtered me?
>Newly appointed PM Sir Keir Starmer has said that Russian President Vladimir Putin threatened and insulted him in an "extraordinary congratulatory phone-call" just hours after his party wins the general election with a landslide victory.>The new PM said Mr Putin congratulated him upon his election via a translator before allegedly saying in English, "Gay Lord says what" in a mumbled tone. Starmer admitted that he could barely understood what Mr Putin had said and replied "What?" The phone-call was then cut-off after laughter was heard.
>>473136265Taxes under the Tory government are the highest they've ever been anyway my man - and they'd be going up no matter which of the two feasibly electable parties got in. The only difference, it seems to me, is if those taxes go to poor people and local councils or to wealthy people's tax breaks.
>>473133499So a 7% drop from the last election, that's good news.Labour winning a landslide with a 7% drop in voter turnout will worry the political classes, it's not like they have a massive rise in support, people are just disillusioned with the whole process.
>>473136450A rudeboy always grows into a rudemanInnit
Just woke up, saw Penny lost her seat.Gotta wank over that really.
>>473136481You know it's true. Bet you don't even speak Japanese to any functional level.
>>473136378The voting system itself is okay.Forcing the concept of "parties" into it was a mistake.
>>473136265sheeeeit, hope i can get on pip
>>473136500how will Starmer ever recover from this?
>>473136500He's done him
>>473136498So I was right about you being one of the 5 schizophrenic autists
holy fuck Lois what's taking so long
>>473136265You're a fucking moron who is completely controlled by Tory propaganda. Tories fucked working people every which way but loose.
>>473136526>english teacher>can't speak japanesekek you're 0 for 2try again next time, Muhammadnow, bore off
>>473136221Why not a few pints now? Too much of a centrist dad?
>>473135651speaking of, did i hear correctly that your vox guy abascal say on tv, that spain should send their navy across the med and stop migrantes from leaving their african ports? or was it that guy from pp, miguel?
>>473136458I wanna see mandatory voting and PR/STV. No smallboy shit if you don't vote either, big boy shit, deported, several thousands in fines or imprisonment.
>>473136525Chichester finally doing something interesting rather than just sitting around and rotting.
>>473136626It was a joke mate calm down
So much for the optimism of 2019. Here's to another round of fun in five years!
>>473136525rees mogg is out, so that's me sorted. Great start to the day. cunt can get a proper job now
How about a German system where there's constituencies where the candidates have to actually be native residents of the seat but the national results are compensated with more seats.
>>473136698My favourite conspiracy theory is that things can only get better
>>473136458I hope slippery sunak's plane crashes
benniebros.... the show is overstarmer is going to end the era of free gibs, and that a fact
>>473136528Yes, political parties are a cancer that needs to be wiped from the face of the earth.
>>473136652It was the pp guy, but just 2 week ago voted in favour of the regularization of 500.000 ilegals, so he doesnt mean it, is just a popular thing to say, and since people dont know what they are voting they will vote for him again. the vox guy just said that vox said that first, in 2020 and that the pp guy is a liar
We need to start genociding the fats to save r nhs. The waiting list is full of people like picrel.
>>473136698>optimism>2019you mean strong and stable to the great purge and hiding in a fridge?yeah, thank fuck for 'rona
>>473136786Just make them lift
>>473136304he’s an ex banker mate he’s globohomo
>>473136699>cunt can get a proper job nowHe's got 200 million quid
>>473136786Alright, give them 2 years to lose it through fasting or exercise, if they don't they're struck off.the monkeys paw curls and everyone over the age of 60 is also to be genocided thoughever
>>473136308It’s pretty obvious I don’t know why they haven’t done it before, maybe they were worried it sounded too harsh. Immigrants and doleys are universally hated, persecuting them is an easy win for the populist vote.
>>473136786I concurTotal fat bitch death
>>473136786would
>>473136817gis a bit
>>473136786Was listening to the LSE election livestream and one of the big brain academics pretty much said this (slightly more tactfully). It's more efficient to stop people getting fat in the first place than to pay for their heart bypass later.
>>473136163>>473136175>>473136184>>473136232>>473136308Cutting off the bennies is going to result in more crime. If, the system wishes to massively increase crime, cutting off the bennies is the way to go. How will these people afford to leave? Foreigners, should never have had access to the welfare state, beyond the living standards afforded prisoners. But, anyway, the situation, the UK/ the West finds itself in, is prison rules. Except, the majority of Whites, have no idea this is the case, because, currently, they do not live like this. I know, the actual solution, it is not political, but, I still, wish to retain, my humanity.
josh won the sticky thread
Farage is going to build a palisade around clacton and hire paramilitary snipers to man the walls
>>473136786Yes, i am tired of the treefuckers not complaining about this, fats waste too many resources
>>473137025Did blockwog appear last night?He's a good lad.
>>473136746good.welcome to hell chaps, grab a mop
>>473136769gracias amigo. i watch your tv/politics more than here, but i do miss things. right now it's all about begona gomez:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqRP08sCG_w
Might take up smoking heroin
>>473136786it should be illegal to produce clothing in that size, and they should have to wrap themselves in sheets.
>>473137085brieflytried winding up reform mongsgot told to fuck off then started comfy posting
>>473137113>begona gomezyou just need to know that he is a tranny "begoño no tiene coño" and that his father has the biggest gay brothel in all of spain, well, or at least he had until he died in strange conditions last week
Was Labour hegemony a part of Nigel's plan?
>>473137225REFOAM, ALL WILL BEE CLEAN.
>>473136500>*gaylord says pardon me
trash like starmer deserve special punishment for marrying a kike woman and helping them to improve kike gene pool
Looking at house prices in Faragistanfairly reasonable, major export is sticks of rock
>>473137247yes, the plan is to establish a 3rd way opposition party from nothing. The problem may be that farrigde seems a fly by night character tbdesu
>>473137247It's an inevitable side effect of his plan.
>>473137247Unironically maybe yes.There's 2 possible outcomes.>People see that reform got 14% and 4 seats, they push for FPTP, reform gets more votes in future>People see that splitting the vote is retarded, and nigel then make a big show of how the tories cannot win any more to draw in more voters for reform (or whatever party he has moved to in 5 years time, he loves changing parties)I don't think nige is smart enough to actually have planned this...but he can claim he planned it all along if it happens.
>>473137247He's a smart guy
It is exciting to be fair, I wonder what Liz Truss will do now
>>473137498are returning officers the jannies of the elections?after all, they do it (for free) and they do it all day
>>473137233i've heard that before in other threads, maybe even from you lol, but begona has hips that look like a woman, but what do i know. i'll have to scout out some hand pics and look at the fingers lol
BUMP
>Labour were 100 votes ahead>Tories call for a recount>suddenly Tories now 6 votes ahead >have yet another recount in Poole
>>473136265>we all going on bennies now labour is init didnt work like that when Blair got in. My disability claim got thrown out as soon as labour took over
>>473137533There is a very important assignment for her. Starmer will personally hand her a very very important folder of secret documents (actually a stock sheet for a small corner shop in berwick, march 2004) and tell her that it's vitally important she keep these documents out of the hands of foreign agents.To aid her in this mission she'll be sent to somewhere quiet and out of the way, where nobody will think to look for her.She might actually be dumb enough to believe it.
James O Brien smug posting will be delicious
>>473137533she's on benzos
>>473137707BASED, and ZING pilled.
I can't find how many total votes Labour received this year, in 2019 they got 10.29m votes, wondering if their votes went up.
>>473137638shouldn't they do a double count in all cases, and if the numbers don't match do another 2 counts?
>>473137330just like UKIP back in 2015 when they had more votes than reform did yesterday?
>>4731377779.66 milly thus far
>>473137632>trying to bump a thread that's reached the bumplimitRetard.
>>473137819people aren't voting reform just because of brexit this time
>>473137798It's probably not necessary unless the result is extremely close.
>>473137959>just trust people bro
>>473137920did you see that UKIP still exists?How the fuck are they still around, still running, still fielding a few candidates?They got what they wanted, brexit happened, brexit meant brexit. And then Nige swanned off to have a holiday, the Brexit Party and then Reform.Being the leader of UKIP in 2024 is having Nige's 8 year vintage sloppy seconds and being proud of it.
JOKES ON (YOU), FISHIN 4 (YOU)s is always entertaining. Does ZinG seem like the type to pretend to be retarded?
Delete cookies and im unbanned instantly... Now what jannie? Interrupting your large backlog of magical little girl cartoons?
>>473137838That's actually fucking awesome, they've won a landslide with fewer votes than they lost in a landslide at the last election.Quads Captcha 8888G
>unstickiedBritbros it's over....
>>473138075ZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGed
>>473138009If you're really worried about fraud the way to do it would be to use carbon paper voting slips so there are two copies of each vote. Put the copies in separate boxes and have them counted by different people in different rooms. Then they have to recount until their results match.
MY RIGHT HONOURABLE FRIEND, NIGEL FARAGE
>>473138156have you ever tried using carbon paper?it's unironically shit, you would 100% get bad results because some of the copies would have failed to transfer but the originals would be legible.
Most fun I’ve had on /pol/ since October 7th Night lads
>SDLP 43k votes for 1 seat>REF 1milion votes for 1 seat GREAT SUCCESS OF DEMOCRACY!!!
>>473138236Depends which kind you use. I don't know the name for it, but if you take a course with the Open University they used to send you this very fine copy paper that peels apart to make near perfect duplicates. You would then send one to your tutor and keep one for your records.
>>473138326
Been a pleasure, lads.See you all in five years.
>>473137698I forgot about that cocksucker
>>473138586see you in 2 days, another chance of nazi in europe
Four more seats left
The eternal janny is the final boss.
>>473137330>>473137247>>473137408i mean he basically showed the tories that he can make or break them as king maker. i say in a year or two he remerges with them and they win.
