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Nigger
>white settlementbased texas
>white settlementLooks peaceful
Stella and Shrimp sitting in a tree. One died because the gills couldn't metabolize oxygen
Why aren't they just TVI'ing him to stop this nonsense? God damn cops are just universally stupid aren't they?
There’s a “white center” outside of Seattle. It really needs a different name…
i'm making a pizza
WHITE SETTLEMENT
>>474906532Hi Dan
>>474906595yeah like "no nigger zone"
>>474906570a lot of departments won't use the pit maneuver unless it's a very dangerous chase
>>474906676instead its somehow better to fuck up traffic for hours and waste dozens of hours of man hours idling behind shit like this?
THEY'RE TRYING TO FIND THE BIG GUY
damn he is a big guy
DON’T FUCK AROUND IN WHITE SETTLEMENT
i hope he resists
Look at this meat head
This dude is fuckin JACKED
that guy must post on /fit/
THE BIG GUY IS ALL GOOD
He skipped leg day
His fist was 2x the size of the cop's
any bilingual anons here that know of a good place to learn a new lingual?
>>474906753i aint gonna wreck my take home on this binch
DAAAAAAAAAAAAN
lol cuck'd out that dude almost got dragged into the room and used as a woman
No way that's natty
>>474906820he ain't even that big
>>474906821>>474906820Off-cycle emotional disturbances, many such cases
this boy is as sweet as a sugar plum
...run away...
This officer has a German accent
Arrest the fag. He started it
>>474906960(You) have the right to remain silent
>>474906960NIGGER
>>474906783For you.
>c-can we plz confirm-m plzCucklearn to box and get big faggots
>>47490700I was just going to say this.
>>474906962He is drunk and on cocaine
>>474907063post physique
>>474906820Oddly small chest given how big everything else is. His delts are huge.
i enjoy watching this show, i feel like it is good preparation for the holiday in florida i have booked in 2 months...
>do you have any clothes you can put on>please stop mogging me
Cue the "Bill and Skull" theme
>>474907168LOL
he was gooning hard in there wasnt he? imagine the smell
I wish I had a stream that rolled back I need a screenshot of the fist bump
These two have 1000% tasted one another's pussies
isnt it amazing how smoothly cop interactions go when you remain calm and follow their instructions?
>>474907207I fucking hate these cuntshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-z-ENnmCkQ
Heard the theory that the black dahlia murderer was also the zodiac killer and I'm convinced
Here we go. The Toledo lesbians. You can tell Jano is the dominant of the couple.
Chick in the passenger seat is possibly an alien?
>>474907127I'm 6'2 and 250 lbs myself. I'll admit I'm at a peak bulk so can't post right now, but it's mostly muscle. I was a high school qb and took the team to state.
The girl Bulk and Skull are on the case
>>474907361How long ago was high school
>bangs on the door>doesn't even announce herself as police>constantly joking and goofing offthese cunts are worthless
>>474907361lol, just big boned. its ok bubba
>>474907312Black Dahlia killer was a close relative of a Senator and got away with it.
>>474907361>can't post right now
>>474907432coming up on 20 years>>474907449true in my case
The red head is always fatigued
>did you see anyone with a gun?>no>I was just pooing on the street>didn't notice nothingI believe this witness
disgusting scribbles on beautiful pale skin. many such cases. SAD!
>>474907578Speaking of poo the fat dyke cop took the gamble last week and smelled some fake shit in a bag
>>474907598>SAD!Saddy Perez
>>474907474Got his daughter pregnant
>>474907534Malnourished.
>>474907127I almost made it to 200 lbs before COVID then the gyms closed and I lost it all.
Roidrage bros, our response?
>>474907666
>>474907534Probably vegan
Redpill me on 9/11. Did the Zogbots do it for The US Constitution?
Can I get high from boost oxygen?
i like how this oxygen commercial has hot girls in it huffing it but that shit is used only by fat old grandmasits almost like advertising lies
>seething anytime a woman is on the screen>going on nonstop about the male's physique Think I'm beginning to see why there were headlines about Grindr going down in Milwaukee due to server strain during the RNC.
>>474907789fkn kekwhat is she sad about?her image without makeup?
>>474907862no a bunch of 80 iq mudslimes did it with boxcutters. >a single hammer swing can change the course of history - sam hyde
Remember 911 goy? Give us shekels please!
>>474907866Mr wonderful will run you over with a boat for those kinds of claims.
>>474907862the saudis did it so the us would fight their enemies
tfw no amputee gf
>>474907862we live in a simulation, and everything is fake and gay.
These two women seem like some high schoolers that just decided to dress up like cops one day and never stopped.
why the FUCK is every commercial for women's odors? or 'sneeze proof' panties. do women shit themselves or discharge themselves when they sneeze? every day I stick more and more to females of the 2D variety.
why are they letting these retards be the lead car
Female cops are going to fuck this up somehow
>>474908161i for one am glad they finally realized that their pussies stink
I’m convinced all this deodorant shit is so they can make us stop using fresh water. Soon we will all smell like pajeets
digits and these dumb bitches crash their squad car
>Female race car driversfailures every time
>>474908161stress incontinence is common in females, yes they piss themselves when they laugh or sneeze.
>>474908233she's barely able to keep up with a 30 year old minivan. And she left her partner behind.
Did they just say SHIT on tv?!
Lets go police!
lol, filming from the cuck cage
Dumb cunts blocked the alley and didn't let their backup continue the pursuit, niggers 110% ditched the gun and drugs out the window already
Mag dump
>>474908184they actually played that perfect
>>474908258brb tickle assaulting women
Did she leave Jano behind?
what does Saddy's pussy smell like?
epic meme idea:>ur getting chased by the police<meme with a bad face first template>>it's a female driver<meme with the same face now happy>
I DINDU NUFFIN!!! I CANT BREAFE AND SHEIT!
Nigger = wrangled
>>474908411copper pennies and vinegar and salt potato chips
How many warrants?
>>474908289thats a durango probably has the hemi
>>474908399Jano eyes were so wide open during the pursuit.
>>474908435>epicGo back.
>>474907923Leftist meme and gay projection with no basis in reality
I just got scared n sheeeit! Trynna get to muh moms house
>>474908504Yeah and the nigger raped her :(
>>474908496Probably ran out of gas.
>>474908321Go to bed son.
>>474908496Its toledo, they can't get $100k in credit to roll around in that shit.
don't reply
dat glawk got a switch on it
>>474906396why tf did I get banned nigger?
>>474908466>salt potato chipssalt potato chips? interdesting>copper penniesyeah, for sure
>>474908621Do I have to remind you? I know where your family lives
>>474908542As with most conservative arguments against reality the evidence states otherwise. I understand reading goes against everything you stand for but the replies aren't very lengthy.
>>474908621NIGGER
Exxxxxxtended mag!
>>474908653>credityou don't need credit to steal, retard
>>474908697Why do they all have giggle switches, but if I googled where to buy one I'd be on a list or two.
>>474906820he's a big guy
>>474908771you got to buy them from a drug dealer that has chinese friends
Look at all these cops. Maybe we should call perps job creators.
>>474908815For you.
>>474908621why tf did I get banned after some dip shit spammed?
>>474908846it's a vicious cyclea necessary evil
>>474908846Niggers create entire industries just by existing. Police, social workers, prisons, prison guards, etc.
>>474908714Wrong again. I read the articles and claims. Doesn't make them true. They also said Hunter laptop was fake, Biden is in charge, etc.Just keep taking Ls
>>474907933prolly cause she's a nigger
are cops too stupid to use find my iphone?
Lindsay is just having fun with the boys well Jano is experiencing nigger fatigue
>>474908846Excellent idea!
>remove 13% of the population from the country>all problems solved
>>474908981he's one of the very worst. and got a Nobel for it
Dude needs his $5 dollar Hot n Ready. Fuck you dont even understand officer.
>I'm trying to make it to Lil Caesars maneArrest him for having shit taste
>>474908981>le internet prediction man
>>474908846it's crazy that the people who complain about the police state don't advocate against niggers
>>474908888
>>474908941Ah, black jobs that the illegals have been taking
>>474909042Not true, you'll still have 2% to deal with.
>>474908714>As with most conservative arguments against reality the evidence states otherwiseIt's a bit of a cliche at this point, but how many genders are there?
>>474908944>immediately resorts to lazy trolling
> Little Caesars enjoyerAdd it to the list
reelz _ com/pursuitNo way any of you cucks can get a higher score than me
>>474908953it's criminal that makeup is so powerful it can cover up some people's outer nigger
>>474909079lil Caesars tastes so good without a bitch in your ear telling you it's nasty
>>474909159Interactive, updateable listhttps://rentry.org/Lunchtime_rowdies
>>474909219trve
>don't forget to take your second anti-depressantpharmajews getting desperate
>New Steve1989MREInfoI know what I'm watching after this shit
HH, brother
>be depressed >have seizures instead No thanks
>>474909356look at the small text too, "based on a 6 week study"
Bryce is soaked
Why is this woman still behind the wheel?
Good grief, Richland has been on this one incident the entire time.
So let me get this right.>elderly as fuck>crippled>drives into a fucking lake>not from this state>doesn't know what state she's inHave a nice night, ma'am! See ya later!
>wat chu doin down dur in georga>does dat mean driv thru norf carolina>u lyinjust kill these people
>>474909123It's beyond cliche, it's become the official talking point conservative stereotypes repeat because they're unable to form arguments. Two though, and bringing up trannies out of the blue is supporting my argument that a good portion of conservatives are closeted faggots by the way. Leave the porn preference in the private tabs.
lemme see ya hands, niggers!!!!!
Have they even done a sobriety check?
there was a lot of movement in that car
>>474909454another chinese mre? don't die steve
>>474909588Yup. Serving and protecting all of us
>>474909658doing a lotta blow on each other's laps
>>474909631>Two though, and bringing up trannies out of the blue is supporting my argument that a good portion of conservatives are closeted faggots by the way. Leave the porn preference in the private tabs.Look at this projecting faggot
>>474909674He's taking high risks to inform us about MREs
we gota chase
Who is Touchberry?
>ITS ANOTHER LIVE CAR CHASE LETS FUCKIN GO BOYS!
>chase not in the last 3 minutes of the showlads, what's going on
>Touchberry
How the fuck did he lose them
>>474909747the hero we deserve
Pretty good ep tonight lads
If the cops would just shoot people like this all would be solved.
And of course he lost the niggers
>he lost themlol come on
How did he lose a toyota standing within inches of his seat on that stop?
damn, everything seems deadthat assassin last Saturday seems to have made everyone recede into their turtle shell
>>474909820he stopped for no reason in before driving after them, it was weird
>>474909674He's trying vintage cigarettes he'll be fine
>>474909820he was going like 3 mph, that's how
>>474909132You're either dumb or a troll yourself. I specifically refuted your post.
>almost collided with a semihe drove at and then around the semi instead of following the car
It's a royal blue Toyota Camry. Possibly 2010-2016 model.
>>474909732Don't ask questions that give away your fixations next time.
>>474909888>>474909903he hesitated due to the trump would be assassinnobody wanting to get shot for some nigger blow
This guy is more incompetent than the Ohio dykes.. what an embarrassment.
/our/ niggers
>>474910010Yeah they went behind it his stupid ass took the other directionThen he makes up a story of his vision being blockedWhat a retard
Redpill me on DampRid, does it actually reduce moisture?
>>474910017You are literally obsessed with porn, do you work in academia by chance?
>>474910159yes
G A W N E
>selling oxygen in a canThe future is now!
HES BACKALAN ISNT GAWN
>>474910186Does it make the moisture It's Gone? or just reduce it a bit?
>>474910162Talks like it.
Yew dawn’t understan
HE'S BACK BUT THE PAIN IS GAWN
>smelly pussy
the weak should fear the strong
>>474910230you need to fix whatever is causing the dampness too
>>474910263SMELLY PUSSY FOLDSPOOPH
As a gay man, I do not know what pussy smells like. Please describe.
Gonna go as Allen for Halloween this year.
>>474910263>elevator doors open>two women smell checking each other’s box
>>474910290Clairvee. Clear vagina. Get it?
>>474910234I went to a very liberal college, it's ringing some bells
>>474910332anywhere from trash on a hot day to nectar of the gods
>>474910290Embarrassing commercial to be in
Imagine the smell if a woman takes Clairvee, uses Lume and Pooph
Do they care about smelly pussy because they are whoring it up? Or can you honestly smell it like standing next to a female?
>>474910332Better than a man’s shitty asshole
>>474910297What if I just desired a quick fix? You're saying Dan's product doesn't work?
>>474910332Normally, it’s a slightly sweet, mildly acrid, earthy musk.
>>474910290Finally, an ad with white people
>>474910290The one the left is hot, mogging the goblina on the right.
>>474910422>I SMELL LIKE POOPH AND CLAIRVEE AND LUME NOW
>Two men
>>474910162You brought up far left gender bullshit out of the blue and I think we both know why, and if you're not in/completed higher education you're not in the right tax bracket to be conservative. You're just as lowly as the people you perceive to be beneath you.
Working on his excuses....
>>474910530You know he's getting disciplined.
I fucking hate that dumb cunt why give them keys
>James Peter Brown Juniorlol
>nickname is "psycho"Dudes gonna enjoy prison for about 15 years for that day isn't he? Oh and he has another multi-felony case. So he'll get 6 months probation again.
why wouldnt you just blow those wogs to pieces
James Brown5'8"220lbs
i hate niggers
>>474910603> psychoIt might already be on the list
the last 30 mins are so insufferable with commercials
Prue perpetrated stabbing in 2015 but was free to commit a fatal stabbing last yearhttps://www.cityoffrederickmd.gov/CivicAlerts.aspx?AID=3548&ARC=4086https://www.fredericknewspost.com/news/crime_and_justice/cops_and_crime/frederick-man-arrested-in-connection-with-march-fatal-stabbing/article_ecdb6da3-fb9d-5867-9037-21ae7c295ca1.html
>>474910662In America you go to prison for life for shooting a nigger even if it was self defense.
Huh Curtis is back
>>474910663Must have body slammed his victim
>>474910699He doesn't need to look both ways before crossing the street.
>>474910740ah so the same as here then except you just need to slightly annoy a brown/black person, gotcha.
>>474910629I'mma gunna take a chance on yous. 30 days probation
>>474910799kek
>>474910511>You brought up far left gender bullshit out of the blue and I think we both know why>As with most conservative arguments against reality the evidence states otherwise.Every single one of your posts has been nothing but disregarding the context and inserting your own biases and fetishes>and if you're not in/completed higher education you're not in the right tax bracket to be conservativeThis one definitely went to a liberal uni, they're even trotting out income-shaming as an argument
>>474910826Basically
Redpill me on Walden University? Do they offer mail correspondence law degrees? Do they help you pass the Bar Exam?
>>474910799>I am the street
>>474910799He's got that wide-angle FOV. Kinda impressive
>>474910867>pass the Bar Examsome states don't require that anymore, shitlord
Redpill me on Marco's Pizza. Do they make West Virginia style pepperoni rolls?
>>474910970stfu troll loser
>>474910925good info
>>474910925Exams are raycis. Anybody can be a lawyer now
>>474910917So he has natural Quake-vision, no wonder he got away...
>>474911000checked onions un perdedor
>>474910925Yeah, I wish I knew that before I got a lawyer for a speeding ticket and ended up sentenced to ten years hard labor.
>>474910867Being a lawyer is all about where you went to school and nobody would hire someone who went to some bullshit online law school
>>474910829What is stopping prosecutors and judges from saying "fuck it, you get the maximum sentence because you're a dumbass"? Why do they always start with softball sentences that mean nothing to anyone?
>>474911125I read the Breaking Bad novels. This is just not true
Pup :(
dog...
>>474911125>nobody would hire someone who went to some bullshit online law schoolare you familiar with the government?
>>474910851If you make under 400k a year you're voting against your best interest fiscally. It's not shaming, it's reality. You're in the same tax bracket as the people you vote to hurt. It's all right there, you just need to do a little research on the party you support, but conservatives bank on you staying ignorant of the magnitudes of ways you're fucking yourself supporting them so I'm not surprised at all this needed to be said.
11:53 segment? For fuck sakes Dan, go on vacation and leave female Dan to host.
...bite the nigger...
Oh yeah, that dog's back left leg is not healthyGet better, girl
7 minutes left and it’s a wholesome dog segment. It’s over for tonight bros
>>474911125My brother in law went to some dipshit law school and is an ADA, just untrue
>>474911136It's called "Restorative Justice", it's being taught in all the major law schools now. Basically says that the only reason niggers are criminals is because so many of their peers have been labeled with the stigma of criminality, so we have to break the cycle of oppression by finding alternative pathways to sentencing, AKA just not punishing them for breaking the lawSurprisingly this theory has never been validated anywhere it's been tried
It's funny how cops are actually a good choice to adopt pitties. That relationship tends to work out
will anyone stay here and watch the replay with me? i missed the first 2 hours and am lonely no homo
>>474911125At the upper, upper echelons of the legal field maybe.
>>474911338Yeah its over they showed one too many niggers tonight they won't show anymore
>>474911288So who is adopting Sheila?
If only the Jews had that anti fire blanket
>>474911420I would but I can;T have a dog now. But I’m going to call about paying for medical expenses].
>>474911403I would fren but I have to go to bed soon too wage slave tomorrow :/
>>474911378All they do is brag about how many crimes they do and how many times they weren't sent to jail for said crimes admitted. Like its a badge of honor to have heinous crimes on your record but no jail time.
>>474911403Yeah, I missed the first 20 mins.
how do you guys cope with ads every 15 minutes, its absolute insanity. it doesn't help that 90% of the ads are for anti-depressants or vaginal odour/discharge pills.
>>474911403I missed it too. I'll watch it with you. Full homo
>>474911507The anti depressants help us cope.
>>474911507Clearly they know their demographic. I’m sure tons of women are sitting at home watching the show on a Friday night
>>474911507By not watching tv
>>474911263ok thanks
>>474911507Just part of being an American
Redpill me on JG Wentworth, any relation to JD Vance?
>>474911548>>474911568its ok you redeemed with jg wentworth ad.
>>474906396Nigger
>>474911507by being drunk
>>474911587i think he was the scary looking guy in the willy wonka movie
Redpill me on HughesNet? Is it just like the original Usenet on the internet?
>>474911507have other channel(s) ready to go with the surf button
>>474911403you'll need to do some tricks for mei don't know if it's just me, but everything seems insanely quiet
>>474911507We don't know an alternative, it's been this way our whole tv watching lives.
Remember kids: Stop smoking pot
>>474911661my body dont work so good man, i cant do a cartwheel
>>474911263Who has my best fiscal interest if I make 200k
Kek, is that a bullet hole?
>>474911507>ads every 15 minutesdan always jews us in the last half hour
>>474911378jesus fuck, i just looked this up and can't believe it's a real thing. (((who could it be now)))
>Are you drunk>I've been eating fruitWhat?
>>474911768Sure af looks like one
good show. see you tomorrowdon't forget /lpg/ on Tuesday
>>474911782new defense: the fruit fermented in my stomach and caused a high ABV
>>474911782He is telling him he is gay. "eating fruit" is sucking dick
>>474911840SLIPPERY
>>474911782>>474911842froot of the shrooms, it's a brand of underwear
>>474911842>fruit eaterAdd it to the list also
>>474911859idk, he had a lot of sliced fruit in the cup holder
REWATCH GANG LETS GO I MIGHT PASS OUT DRUNK IN A MINUTE
COPS marathon on Fox Business
this isn't live, it's dark out right now
>>474911774Every Soros-funded DA has Restorative Justice on their official campaign platform, not even memeing
>>474906595>There’s a “white center” outside of Seattle. It really needs a different name…known to locals for decades as """RAT CITY"""You know why.https://youtu.be/kCy4S9bbs6E>t. for a junior hulkster it was a great place to >meet rollerderby amazon babes... back >before the Great Degeneracy, brother !
What's the problem with truck driving?
This guy is right>t. Trucker trying to get out of the industry
>>474912082dealing with people on the road all day everyday will drive anyone crazy
>>474912147That's meth'd up.
>tankerProbably makes good shekels though
>>474911774yeah, it's much more common in PNW, SF, NYC, Chicago, etc, but it spreads everywhere a single activist in a high position resides.so it even happens in the south in some places.US is fkn finished because idiot right wingers thought the beat all the baddies and can ignore all threats after WWII and Cold War. In a way i'm glad the country is done cos i'm sick of being surrounded by losers with zero political gamesmanship.
the roads got seriously fuckin crazy over the last 3 years, i feel this guy
>>474912219i would sell the diesel for $2/gallon and refill it with water and just act like i didnt know what was going on if i hated my job
>>474911720>my body dont work so good man, i cant do a cartwheelwho hurt your body?
>>474912259so true, 20 million new illegal drivers will do that >>474912320boneitis POOP PANTS GANG
This guy is a western movie character
>WE THREW SOME TEA IN THE HARBOR
>>474912418>boneitisain't that sum bullsheit
RDR 3
man im so tired of wacked out crazy people. i hope heaven is just normal NOT NORMIES but just normal chill people who are capable and competent... fuck i hate this world
>>474912618its green so he is probably healthy
Dude was vomiting lemon gatorade
tfw no meth and fentanyl.
I've caught up. See y'all tomorrow night
id like this cop to throw up mucus on muh DONG if u know what i mean haha a... ..
do we need a new bake?
>>474913258>See y'all tomorrow night
