ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)/pol/ vc here https://meet.jit.si/OPLNightlast time on OPL >>475014450ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE/pol/ (Akariposter)approved VChttps://meet.jit.si/CrazyStreamsVoiceChat/pol/ (Sneed)approved chatsneed_liveFAQ https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/414760709/#414762633>Replace _ with . and don't post links. MGM has a bot that sends DMCA takedowns automatically.> Use https://10minutemail.com/ to make an accountOther streamshttps://thetvapp.to/tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/^ These streams will have a full replay afterwards ^Want to run your own stream for anons? https://pastebin.com/Wkgi73eZ (embed)ON PATROL: LIVE BINGO: https://mfbc.us/m/kwu74qjhttps://mfbc.us/m/fwd258q
I dislike African Americans
>let's go to the toledo lesbians
*KNOCK**KNOCK*OPEN THE DOOR NOW OR DIE
>>475019051DAAAAAAAAAAAAN Give us THOTS OR GIVE US DEATH
I just ripped major ass and it smells diabolical
>>475019163no thanks, have a good day
>>475019131Like Elon Musk?
Dan quickly left that dhs papers stop in fontana
Lindsay Erhart needs to choke on my dick
>>475019192Go take a shit.
>>475019222technically African, I don't trust him
>CHIRP
I need to fuck these lady cops in front of each other.
>>475019131I don't like Elon Musk or Charles Theron either
>>475019163>*KNOCK*>*KNOCK*>OPEN THE DOOR IT'S REAL
>chirp
CHIRP
>>475019292lmao
kids can't sleep without the chirp
>cops show up>stare at them and don't say a word>they leaveIt's that easy
Was that a chirp?
>>475019192I haven’t had a normal bowel movement all week and my farts smell like a tire fire that someone has tried to extinguish with rotten eggs.
Evening, gentlemen
Redpill me on BoostOxygen is it better to just go outside and touch grass?
>super foods >Primal Stop eating goyslop and see how quickly your body recovers
silicone "broom" looks cool, probably on amazon for cheaper
>>475019377I was house sitting once and the low battery chirp started at 3am. I lasted about 10 chirps before I ran to 7-11 in my pajamas for a 9v. I have no idea how people can stand it.
>>475019462>white boy summer intensifies
>>475019462Release White Boi
>>475019462Greetings!
>hands free shoes Unless you are 100 why would you ever need that? Tie your shoes like an adult
>osteoarthritis pain, jimmy, your dog needs injections
>>475019547$10
Anything good happen tonight I usually work saturdays
>>475019386>Results may vary. Silence and staring has only been proven effective against the incursions of one particularly incompetent duo of Ohio police officers.
I love it so much when /opl/ is comfy
>>475019462he didnt do nothing, just a good boy tryin to turn his life around
That's a huge bitch
BEASTESS
THAT'S A BIG GAL
That poor car has to endure that weight
>car bottoms out when she sits downpottery
That's a big bitch
>no license>expired registrationTHAT'S A HUGE BITCH>>475019727Probably works really bad on small crumbs.
>>475019865>That's a huge bitch
The whale
Ham beast
>dios mio
bet that shitbox scrapes over everything with that huge woman in it
>you're recording?
That car wasn't even lowered
>mexican>land whale white girl>"lowered" BMW
Finally bought an Xbox series x today. Got it pre owned because I'm cheap.
Took a while for the seat to move back.
This dude got a pizza box on his head yo
>>475019983>white
Also, this guy streams from Los Angeles every Friday and Saturday night... Just drives around checking out what police and firefighters are responding to. He also shows off cool locations around LA, and other stuff...Streaming LIVE NOW !!https://youtu.be/upeNwjPosC0
>>475019955>spics when they hit 22 years old
>>475019969kek
>illegal searchThey can only frisk for weapons.
Now this feels like gta san andreas
Why are these junkie crazy guys ripped half the time?
meth heads with 3D printed AI guns? We're fucked now
>>475020170I thought it was odd them just searching the bag like that.
Why does every methhead deny smoking meth? And even if they deny it they will only say they last smoked it 6 months ago
>>475020197>Why are these junkie crazy guys ripped half the time?He's a former convictThere's nothing to do in jail but pump iron and gay sex
>>475020170he's on parole they can search him every time
Holy shit Washington is worse then Florida with the drug addicts.
>>475020170Convicted felon, which means he is likely on parole/probation. People on parole or probation sign away their rights for the duration of their time. >>475020214Not that uncommon.
Kek get a load of this edgelord
>>475020288That's crazy. It's crazy he can't posses pepper spray. You're in jail or you aren't, no in between.
kek at the bizarre windshield tinting
>locks his keys in the car4d chess
That pizza looked good, ngl
Once again, I will ask, Why do they blur certain faces?
>>475020285I thought they were all getting law degrees and a jumpstart on medical school in there. How can these future engineers and doctors finish their schooling?!?!
What’s with the windshield tint or whatever on this wiggers minivan ?
>>475020321Washington got hit hard with junkies after they legalized all drugs. All the junkies moved there because they knew they wouldn't be harassed.
I'm struggling to stay awake
>>475020321Everett is our own little Florida/compton. It’s probably top three shit hole cities on the west side of the Cascade Mountains
>>475020397They probably took his pizza. :(>>475020415IDK. There's no requirement to in public.
>>475020442Fucking sad. Did they make drugs illegal again or was that Oregon?
>>475020550>Oregonoregon reversed decriminilization
>>475020415this was answered. consent is required for prerecorded segments but live is considered live news, so they don't need consent to show faces.
>cmon people!Kek
>>475020550Oregon re criminalized possession but they're both still among the most lenient states for prosecution, especially the big metro areas
>>475020538Good answer. I would not slime you on You Can't Do That On Television
>>475020550I was wrong. It was Oregon that made drugs legal then reversed course. Washington still got hit hard because they basically don't have cops anymore
let's not get caught up in a standoff
Nothingburger
Oh wow hostage situation
>hostages situation Well, this is what's on for the next hour. I hope you guys like seeing guys standing around with guns doing dick all
Need to see a stack with shields go in
>>475020762We dont got time for dat. You ready?
>>475020550This is a picture of prostitutes walking around a Lowe’s store a few miles south of Everett on Highway 99 in North Seattle
>basic AR with a classic style aimpoint and rails instead of magpull shitThis cop actually goes to the range.
>>475020819Have any of you ever hired a streetwalker? I was always under the impression that 99% of them are scams
>>475020751We'll see how it ends at the 11:59 hour
It's called a duplex. Why is this hard Dan?
>>475020819nice
>>47502088499% of them are drug addicts
Something finally happened Dan needs to hit the commercial button
>>475020819There was a Reddit post with a hooker in the gas station with her pussy hanging out of her panties and dude filming confronts her and runs away finding a oding nigger in the alley.Reddits top comment. Lulz chudz Everett has always been a shithile VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHOOOOOOOOO
>>475020884I've never picked one up off the street, but I've seen about 20 escortsYou just gotta do research on them, check their reviews, and ideally use a verification service to make sure you don't get scammedThat makes them more expensive, but at least I know I'm gonna get my money's worth instead of getting scammed
>>475020884I used to work in the area around them and some of them were actually really hot which made me think that maybe they were undercover officers or some thing. They could have made more money just doing only fans or some thing rather than sucking off jeets. But there were some that were pretty busted looking and looked like they were probably the real thing. Plus I’ve seen there nigger pimps driving around in old Cadillacs with big rimz n sheeeit. I would save the money up and go for a higher end hooker myself
TV commercials demoralize me
>>475020884There is a dude online who picks up nothing but big titty obese hookers and films them sucking him off. He has like 30 vids with a new big titty hooker sucking each vid. Some dont have teeth.
Redpill me on WEGOVY can it induce weight loss?
>>475021177what about Damp Rid commercials though? those are pretty up beat
>>475021177Pussy whipper lightning to every device
>>475021012The Citizen‘s of these areas are almost as bad as the criminals. It’s a real thin line. They get what they deserve
>>475021199Lovely. I’m going to go puke in my sink.
>>475021177you're gonna love the next 45 minutes
>>475021177mute them, they have no power without audio
>>475020819Pomonahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpm881oUGao
Let’s answer the hard hitting questions…Will Alan return from the Gawniverse?
>>475021202Yes but it has a life of about 3 years. After that, like most medications, it stops working. It's a band aid meant to treat extreme cases of obesity, not for idiots who "can't drop these last 30lbs"
>>475021246I saw one video where the fentend out bitch falls asleep with his dick in hee mouth and he just lets her sit there passed out with his cock in her mouth, wakes her up, she starts sucking again, falls asleep, wakes her up after a couple minutes, starts sucking again. It was a 30+ minute video.
>>475021273I need to experience what tv watchers do.
>>475021322They let him out last night I think like once
>>475021399Isn't that just rape?
>>475021433Nah she was paid.
The amount of marriage proposals tonight is disconcerting
she's got a tail
>homeless getting marriedWhat the fuck
Give him a hug, a kiss, jerk off in front of me
Second proposal tonight. Odd
Is that two men?
>two live marriage proposalsdoes anyone need more proof that this show is scripted?
She looks like she came over the border last January.
>>475021506>Nuce, dude! Maxes tov!>you’re both under arrest for vagrancy
Now ask for ID...
>>475021515When I was a prison guard we had an inmate get married in the visitation room. He had LWOP
Does this all just mean JD Vance is winning?
Drill the oil, face the boil
What race is she?
>>475021559Yeah it's propaganda.>cops are so cool dude!>>475021575kek
ON PROPOSALS LIVE
That's a tranny and he's lying
Officer, fuck off. You're ruining their big day
>>475021592>JD Vance
>>475021608Kek DAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>475021547>Is that two men?Maybe?
The ring is a crack rock
>>475021177That means it's working
>>475021622These people are on some big drugs
>>475021600Poo?
>2 monthsproposal = 4d chess, like locking his keys in the car
>>475021600South Asian I think.
Is she high? She looked high.
Wtf homeless dudes get better chicks/trannies than me
>>475021704yeah probably a hooker
>>475021704Are the criminals getting smarter or the cops getting dumber?
>>475021637what a lucky guy
>>475021662With this crack, I thee wed. I vow to smoke no others, and tweak only with thee.
Guys, this house looks familiar. Has this been on this show before?
check out those snipers not on the roofs
We're homeless but we have hope.
>>475021759Cops are selected for low IQ. Bums are tough competition.>>475021662kek
>>475021816I trust the blurred faces 100%
>>475021795Do you see how sloped they are?!It's not safe!
>throw a rock at the window>baby insideI agree with the mammy that hoe is a crazy bitch
>>475021841Exactly. Cops are very close to criminals themselves
>>475021841>Cops are selected for low IQ.That's an urban legend based on one lawsuit that was tied to turnover in a single department
>>475021774Looks like that street where the black guy came driving down and yelled "white crackheads"
>>475021937U mad Curtis?
>>475021774that's just how toledo looks.
>>475021937Dodge Bros didn't sue Ford for increasing employee wages either, did they?
This "hostage situation" is going to be drug out and will be the last segment of the show when it ends.
>>475022065>the last segmentno, there will be a high speed chase or a shooting at 11:57
>>475022056I'm having incredible deja vu or some dreadlock guy and a fat woman are about to spend 45 minutes hollaring at the police upstairs until they finally come down and get arrested
>>475021637Unappreciated post
>>475022065Nothing will happen and we’ll find out on first shift that they gave up or escaped
dan is spamming breaks every 5 minutes hoping this hostage thing really pops off for the last half hour
>>475022127I know exactly what you were talking about. The house was a very similar structure. I suppose it could be the same one but more likely the developers only have a few styles that they build
This commercial is racist because it shows how niggers talk in niggerbabel
>>475022163How could a hillbilly meet a pajeeta on the streets like that? that's crazy
do they make beer commercials anymore?
>>475022123more people have to tweet at dan for another bonus hour more often.
>boost oxygen They are literally selling oxygen in a can? This is the lorax movie irl
>>475022287not on this channel, they require you to be sober
>>475022287Of course they do anon!
>>475021637What do you think the woman's thought pattern was for falling in love and marrying a homeless man?
Told you. Stack and shields.
>>475022287No. Zoomers are drinking less than any other generation before them. The fastest growing sector of the beer industry is non alcoholic beer.
>>475022411>Stack and shields.
>>475022291That hour only became entertaining at the last half.
This live sniper action is really cool to watch Dan
>>475022383Brown waman love bwc so much they’ll take anything they can get
>>475022304Space Balls too>>475022411Send 10 of these in with machine gunshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzX1qOIO1bE
>>475022453>The fastest growing sector of the beer industry is non alcoholic beer.looks like i need to pick up the pace
>>475022473ty kino
>>475022453I'm sure that will last.
Once again, thank you Dan for assuring us only missing POC matter.
>Raceboroughwow what a name for a town
>>475022597>5'5">240lbsshe can stay missing
DAMNIT DAN
>blue mohawk>braceswtf is going on
Darrica looks more and more like a fucking clown every week.
>Goes out drinking>Goes to an airbnb for "afterparty">Gets dropped off at a gas station>Gets robbed, calls police, then flees the scene
>>475022123>we’ve got a high speed chase in Frederick, Maryland that has crashed into the house from the hostage situation in Toledo! …and… we are outta time! See ya next week!
>>475022629Kek. How can somebody be missing when they’re that big. You could see them from Miles away
This lady looks exactly like shrek just color changed
>25>Mother of 5>Out drinking with strangers and wandering lost
>MOTHER>OF>FIVE
Marker eyebrows
>>475022476Bullshit, the whole hour was fucking amazing. First call was the legendary drunk Viet dude
>>475022682
I always call in to the BAMFI and give them fake info to throw them off
>5 keedzhow many baby daddies?
>>475022682I like the green screen reflecting in her glasses.
SWAT HAS ENTERED THE HOUSE
How many different baby daddies? Science shows fatherless kids often go bad. And with that mom...
>>475022757mutant changling....
man, i rarely have headaches but the last month i have em 3 or 4 days a week and nothing helps... any ideas? is it AIDS?
>>475022745That's not marker, looks like someone stapled a stencil to her forehead and spraypainted them on
>>475022778Based
>>475022783Kek I just noticed that. She doesn't even have an office. I have a feeling it's a basement operation
>>475022779>how many baby daddies?>>475022801>How many different baby daddies?I'll set the over/under at 3.5
>>475022824maybe. go see a doctor.
>>475022824eliminate all seed oil salesman
>>475022757clown lookin bitch
I wanted more...
>>475022850it's a money laundering operation.
Did they just have to scold the cameraman retard?
I don’t know I think I trust this Jew doctor
>I'm a paid actor.We're back to "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV" commercials.
>>475022953the cameraman is the one that actually learned something in journalism schoolthe retards are the ones that got promoted
>>475023027Dunno man, they didn’t say it was safe and effective. I would not risk it
>>475022953There's a Wiley old negro trying to sneak back.
>>475022690kek it was all to ditch her kids
>>475023069TV advertising is crazy
>>475022893>>475022897think it's do do with vision, earlier i had a blindspot in the center of my vision.. maybe migraines
Smart ASSet... I just now got it.
>vagina stink pillsSee what I mean?
>>475023187
STINKY SKIN FOLDS
A non zero number of trannies have bought that stinky vagina pill and shoved it into their front hole
Two women dressed in cocktail dresses discuss vaginal odor only because they are going to have sex that night with men they don't know. This is where women are today. Men are fucked, too, but in different ways.
I don’t care if the one in red has vaginal odor. Dem tiddies…
>>475023213there's virtually no research showing that probiotics do anything for a stinky pussy. another scam product like relief factor.
That camaro is donked as FUCK!
I'm bored and about to order DoorDashwhat cold goyslop should I get delivered?
>>475023282This.
Oh no. Don't get killed in the middle of the fight dude who just got engaged
HAHAHAHAHAHA SHEIIIIIIIIII
>>475023156recurring headaches are no joke, they're an early warning sign of shit like brain tumors.
>nigger showing out>camera man gets on one knee encouraging itOPL cameramen are all about fun
>>475023430Burritos
>>475023430Digits and the driver puts their smegma and boogers in your food
where ya bin
God I hate niggers.
>Where Ya BinIs that a 'hood clothing store?
>>475023466AHHHHH SHIIEET NIGGA
>>475023466>Ghetto fabulous
>>475023466Built for a train track
>>475023466what an ugly car
>pictures of IDs again
>>475023537https://www.whereyabinstores.com/they sell "overstock" and returned shit.
How do you even get caught shoplifting? I thought that security couldn't touch you
Go check that box on the floor he's obviously dumping drugs
>shirt is just a guy with a balaclava and a $ sign.
I like how the new recruits don't get their faces blurred out.It's a good system
Nobody told the security guard. He is allowed one six pack to drink in the store on the owner.
>>475019131I think this would be a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for the great contributions of the Black community to our society. Their peaceful and generous nature make them ideal neighbors, lending testimony to their exceptional family values and parenting skills unrivaled by any other culture. Their commitment to academic excellence enriches our schools and serves as an example to all who hope to achieve prominence as a people. Real estate values are fueled by the mix of African Americans into an area due to their caring and respectful nature of these communities, an example of all they have achieved through their enthusiasm for self- improvement by hard work and a self-reliant can-do nature. Without their industrious and creative drive, we would most undoubtedly be poorer as a nation.
>>475023537There's a lot of places like thatLike anon said the resell overstock stuff but mainly shit returned or defective for chump change. There are some that resell Amazon shit they have no use for and can't return to sellers.
>>475023482cool, i have a massive bloodclot in my chest but the dr said it's cool as long as i'm on thinner, i'm a thinblood
The store is in such a bad neighborhood, they have to have bigass steel bars separating the merchandise from the entrances and exits
>>475023282Perfect b/c I prefer the shorter brunette
>>475023763
>>475023763They’re our strength!
>>475023466wow
>>475023798yea so they can't grab shit and run straight out the door
they had like double the commercials tonight
>>475023772Ive seen a recent video of a overstock toy store with thousands of all the nigger and fag toys from recent Disney Wars / Marvel movies. Never sold.
>>475023430just a pound of coleslaw
>>475023537One opened near meThey get a fresh shipment every Friday, they dump them in huge bins, usually as sealed packagesOn Friday everything is $14, and the price drops every day until on Thursday when it's 25 centsThere's videos on Youtube of people finding good stuff, or reselling the shit for a profit, but mostly it's useless shit
>>475023625They're selling ipass and shit, dawg
>>475023924healthy choice. I like it
>>475023949There was one of those types of stores near me. It's 99% shit. At best you can get returned books from Amazon
You just have to stop fucking putting garbage in your mouth. It’s not hard.
>>475024021but garbage tastes good
Is there a law that says that only Applebee's and prescription drug companies are allowed to use classic rock in their ads?
>>475023957Yeah it's mostly junk with open boxes that the sellers from online stores don't want backIt's not worth the money most of the time and you have people working in tandem to get anything of value that might end up in the piles.
>>475024021Didn’t you hear him?> I tried other diets but they didn’t lastSomeone obviously came along and forced him to eat goyslop. Not his fault
>>475024064Yeah but getting the attention from whores wearing lululemon leggings is better
>>475024090Meds for your dog seems like a new trend.
Redpill me on PREPARED HERO do they really solve your problems after somebody poured grease down the drain?
>>475024117Where I am it was only Mexicans going through loads of returned crap. The store near me didn't last a year.
>>475024021>It’s not hard
>>475024064good goy
IHOPthat's gotta be on the bingo card
>>475024155Covid killed a lot of big pharma’s customers so they moved on to dogs
Welcome, newcomers!
This mexican got shitfaced and forgot to drive on teh right side of the road didn't he?
>>475024273quite the opposite. covid got everyone hooked on the pharmajew.
>>475024309When the illegal aliens are hitting Maryland you know its an invasion.
>>475024090many classic rock musicians sold their catalogs for hundreds of millions and the result is they're used in lots of ads
>we're comin right back for another break
Too many cerveza again but these guys have dhs papers
Say you're European and show them a cell phone picture of your license.
>>475024176I don't doubt it.As bad as niggers are you add spics and stores can't handle the bombardment of human trash. It's like having roaches and bedbugs suddenly show up at your house. Watched my home city turn to shit because of them so it's hard to watch.
This future engineer is just field testing new road designs and techniques
Wayfair is where gay niggas shop
Redpill me on Clairvee does it really reduce offensive vaginal odors?
Those are pretty good
>>475023282>Dem tiddies
Imagine if they had an ad for nasty motherfuckers with dick cheese. This is the female version of that. Just douche and wash your vagina, bitch.
>>475024608Idk but it made my boyfriends asshole taste good
>>475024615Butterface
>>475024608>Each Clairvee capsule contains:>4 billion CFU lactobacilli acidophilus>1 billion CFU lactobacilli rhamnosus>Lactoferrin, 50mg>Folate as L-methylfolate monosodium, 400mcglol this is a garbage tier probiotic. it won't do shit.
I love Dan's AIDS now don't I?
>>475024618I would love to smell her under boob after a 5 mile run
>>475024608It's a probiotic so probably not.A bitch can just clean themselves properly and eat some yogurt and save some money on a stupid pill
>>475024620douching is bad for pussy health
>>475024725Says who?Bitches have been douching forever with no issues.
disappointed they didn't stay in rainy NC
Welcome back. The show is over.
>>475024615Suddenly I don’t think suffocation would be so horrible
Ending the show on a recap.Wow.
>>475024725Bras are bad too.
>>475024772the vagina is self-cleaning. douching completely destroys the innate bacteria that serve a useful purpose.
>>475024615good googly moogly
i think i'm going to do some much needed meditation before sleep
BLOODY GUN
>>475024772It can upset the ph balance that maintains healthy bacteria levels.
This bridge guy is a redditor
Washington bros report in
>>475024867>the vagina is self-cleaningby licking itself?
>>475024839that ⧸dan⧸ for you
>>475019192>>475019276>not yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHX5-SvRXTs
what kinda gun is that?
See you all for your parole and pardon hearings on /lpbg/ next week. Special guest will be from Vietnam.
>>475024942mucous and other fluids wash out harmful bacteria. jesus christ, anon, they teach this in like 6th grade health class.
>>475025026>Vietnam
Kek fucking niggers. So tiresome
>>475025056>they teach this in like 6th grade health class.don't pretend ppl actually pay attention in schooleven my ex had no clue about mucus until it flowed out her hole directly onto me
Black anons, does watching this shit embarrass you?
>>475025850Nah, man. Deez cawps be trippin', dawg
>>475026305word.
