Who else /comfy/?Wakie Wakie wagies. Time to go work on /your/ day.Me? I'm cozy
Maxcomfy here.Gonna show up to work at 8am, pretend to not know it's a holiday, make some Yum-yum Warm Wagie coffee then sand/grind a few wrenches and spraypaint then all the same color.Oh, no nevermind I think I'll go in around noon.
>>514534684Wagies celebrate their so-called love of working by not working every chance they get. Funny that.
>>514534684labor day is on may 1st
>>514535387goyim don't work on the first day of the week. instead, they spend it worshipping satan.and they wonder why they're poor.
>>514534684daily reminder that hard work is its own reward. You'll see what I mean when you work hard.
>>514535587lol gottem, the sabbath is saturday newfags, not not sunday.LET THERE BE LIGHTfirst thing LMAO you got played by constantine
>>514534684time to make wagie work
>>514535870imagine being so stupid as to believe in a jewish carpenter
>>514536083Oh no I believe in Jesus, however, Sabbath is definitely Saturday and it's not even hard to figure out.Sabato in spanish.It's always been Saturday.
I'm comfy alright.
>>514534684I get time and a half at my job. Comfy right now just listening to music and shitposting here.
For thousands of years men have carried all the burdens of providing and everything that comes with civilization. Now it's women's time to pick up the slack and carry civilization forward.My plan is to be a neet and for women wagies to pay their fair share by providing for me and everybody else in society for the next six thousand years.It's time for men to sit back, relax and take it very easy for the next two thousand years at the very least. We earned it after all.
>>514536159Ok, JW
>>514536939I'm not a JW, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't doing the Sabbath wrong because it's one of the 10 commandments.
Itt: lazy losers cope with being lazy losers.
>>514537104Wagies are lazy as fuck too, that's why all of you are time thieves, which should be a felony. Employers really need to crack down on it. It's no different than burglary.
>>514535647Just as bad deeds are their own punishments.
>>514537184How would you know?
>>514534684>Me? I'm cozyYou're also poor, don't own anything, can't fly to other countries for vacation, don't have money to do fun stuff, have zero chances to find a gf or even a wife and will never have kids.Ok my littel coping retard, have fun being cozy.
>>514537297What will the losers here do when mommy and daddy die and they are homeless?
>>514537229Common sense. You have been contracted to do a job. Do it. Relentlessly and non-stop until your contractual obligation ends. You're just an immoral crook.
>>514537104Yup
>>514537388What about that is common sense?You not actually making any sense really.Did you not take your meds, bum?
>>514537488It makes perfect sense. Do you think I don't know what wagies do? Jerking off on the internet when they should be 100% focused on their work? Not 99%, 100%. That is what you are being given money to do, not wasting time with diversions. It's plain old theft any way you slice it. And that is wrong.
>>514537545Lol, is this what autists do when they attempt to debate?Make nonsensical tangential claims?Should is use a more simple lexicon for the unlearned neets here?
>>514537104Much better than being a hardworking loser
>>514537695It's not nonsensical at all. You just feel entitled to steal because you are an immoral, unethical creep surrounded by many other immoral, unethical creeps. You are not entitled to steal.
>>514534684Lol. You're a broke little nigger faggot is what you are. I'm on my way to work right now. It's double time today, which means I'll be making $97.26/hr. Plus $45 per diem and $75 hazard. That's $900 for today. Do you even see that much in niggergibs per month, nigger?
>>514537793Holy shit.
>try new WFH job>just support>I am trying, but dont know much>dont really have anything to do for 80% of the time>tell my supervisor I have resources>he says its ok>try to become better so I dont feel as useless>"dont worry">answer 2 emails>feels pointless the rest of the day>2 weeks in>sometimes feels like coworkers arent even properly reading the emails I sent them>theirs are full of spelling errors and sometimes just dont make sense at allis this normal?
>Lol. You're a broke little nigger faggot is what you are. I'm on my way to work right now. It's double time today, which means I'll be making $97.26/hr. Plus $45 per diem and $75 hazard. That's $900 for today. Do you even see that much in niggergibs per month, nigger?
>>514537695Yo hang yourself millenial.
>>514537894Im genx you completely useless faggot.You zoomies are worse than boomers, you're just as lazy and entitled but with none of the skills or work ethic.
ITT slaves and social rejects seething at each others while jews are rubbing their hands together
>>514538037You don't have work ethic, you're a thief, like all wagies. You just think going into a place you loot entitles you to pretend you have work ethic, or really any kind of ethic, but you don't.
>>514537862I'll just leave this here
>>514537184Kek look at this salty cheap kike. People go out of their way to steal toilet paper out of the bathroom from these fucks just to watch them seethe. Enjoy watching your business eat shit when your financier from Tel Aviv cuts you off during the AI crash.
>>514538154Damn! I could retire today with that! Sadly I only have 7 bands which I'm going to have to put down on a lease for my next vehicle.
>>514538128>same retarded pseudo argument What did you get you degree in?Or is the lazy turd uneducated as well?
>>514537894you first zoom zoom
>>514538175I don't own a business. I don't have a dog in the employer vs. wagie theft war. I'm an impartial observer and I know very well what wagies do with their work hours. They fuck around on the internet, they make texts, they take unnecessary hidden breaks, they steal supplies, and they just generally loot the companies they work. It's theft and theft is wrong. It's not right to steal. It's wrong to steal. If you can't live up to your promises then don't make those promises.
>>514538240It's not a pseudo argument, it's a perfectly valid argument. I'm right and you know I'm right which is why you have no defense against it. Why do you think employers spend so much money protecting against time theft? Everything from forcing employees to punch in and out, to restricting your internet access, to reviewing your performance, is designed to stop you from stealing, which you do anyway. You. Are. A. Crook. And no self-respecting person should take moral guidance from a crook.
>>514538302> very well what wagies do with their work hours. How?You said you dont work, so how do you know?Tik toc videos? Your faggy zoomie buddy's youtube channel?How do you know so very well?
>>514538414>which you do anywayI love this cope.What is it that you're doing neet anon?
>>514538446Because I'm a consumer like everyone else. I go to workplaces so you people can serve me. And apart from that, everybody knows that employers expend effort and money trying to prevent time theft of various kinds, and I already gave you some examples of those measures. It's public knowledge. You're being disingenuous because dishonesty, not work ethic, is your actual trade. As I NEET dishonesty is an alien concept to me. Don't need to ever do it because I never face consequences for telling the truth.>>514538507You do do it anyway, it's not cope. Wagies are always finding ways to steal company time when they should be working. Which is why I said employers ought to crack down on it. Frankly, the law should be involved. It should be a felony. And I'm NEETing, what else? What kind of question even is that?
>>514538695>autism the postYou enjoy you neverending rationalization.Do you even get laid on occasion?I doubt that somehow.How about an outside hobby, or one where you actually make something.
>>514534684As a neet who has worked on and off, I don't envy most wagies but I don't make fun of most of them. Finding a good company/work enviroment is hard. This neet vs wagie battle is like a bunch of slaves fighting over bread crumbs. >>514538091Pretty much
>>514538854You're just looking for a reason to divert away from the fact that you're just a dishonest man who steals from others. I don't need to tell you anything about myself to help with your diversion. I just wanted to point out that, in fact, you do not actually have work ethic, that is a fantasy title you have undeservedly bestowed on yourself so you can feed your own ego.
>>514538972>Divert away from the fact that you're just a dishonest man who steals from othersLol, projection much neet boy?Just divert away from the fact that you are a complete failure as as human.
>>514539064You're the one who is morally bankrupt. From where I'm sitting, you're the failed human. I don't work because I don't have to work. My family has money. I don't steal it either, it's given to me. You, on the other hand, steal money that is not yours. And I'd bet anything that if your employers knew the full extent of your crimes against them they would agree with me.
>>514534684I got time and a half and set a new record for sleeping for about 2 hours. So suck on that frog.
>>514539152Where are you sitting?On someone else's property.And that's the only place youll ever be.You see, lazy human debris like you dont get to have opinions.You haven't earned the right.
>>514539459Wrong again, thief. You have an image in your head of what every NEET is like not because it's the truth (the truth is a stranger to you because you are a dishonest person) but because it makes you feel better about having to show up at a job you steal from. Not that it's any of your business, but I own a house. Outright. Inherited.
>>514537829the wagie world is about being the most downtrodden lobotomized welfare queen because the salary is a bribe to keep quiet about how they're going to steal your family's foreskins at night. the number is big to make browns worship it. it is to replace you with lobotomized squirrel brains who only see the taste of a walnut before the cage snaps shut.
>>514534684Office wagies get Labor Day off, yippie!>>514535565You're thinking of Memorial Day.
>>514539619>i live on the backs of othersWhat a hero you are.Can you fix anything in it?Can you wire a box, or change the wax ring on a toilet?
>>514539413Please be joking lmao unfathomably sad
>>514539778These are not achievements, anybody can look up instructions on the internet for any simple home repair job, and if it's too complicated for me I can afford a wagie to come do it for me. Your standards for yourself are so pathetically low.>Oh wow I changed a showerhead, I'm such a good boiMeanwhile you're a morally dissolute and egotistical creep.
>>514539885Kek, you got lucky and someone gave you a home.You're so moral and so very humble, they should canonize you for sure..You're totally useless as a human, you're a human appendix.And if there is any real social unrest your kind will be the first to die
>>514539459>Where are you sitting? >On someone else's property.do you pay taxes? do you pay exuberant taxes to a state that hates you and would rather gobble your property up in a heartbeat so they can pave over trees? patheticyou always are on someone else's property or perceived property, so what. it's time to live. or you can die trapped as someone's slave on their plantation, but just because you got your sharecrop for yourself all is well.
>>514540062Well there's not going to be any social unrest, this is just a pathetic power fantasy you have born of your jealousy and bitterness, another character flaw to add to your thievery and dishonesty. And like I said, I won't take moral guidance from a lowlife like you. You're in no position to give it.
>>514537829yes anonthats completely normalfind purpose outside of work
>>514535387Wagies are like a collective Stockholm syndrome patient. They live every day in constant existential toruture at work but the second you offer them a way out they go into a seething shoot defending their “careers” and their companies claiming to love their wage slavery and saying shit like >idk what I’d do all day if I didn’t have a job. Life would be so boring!
>>514540143Ah the morality of the useless.What an amusing idea.Does the waste of the finite baryonic matter in the universe that has to rely on pure luck to get by have anything meaningful to say about morality?You're an uneducated freeloader, but at least you have your half baked, shitty "morality". do you even have a wife or gf to share anything with?
>>514534684I'm a federal worker so I'm off today and still get paid for the holiday.Also, my off days are Tuesday and Wednesday, so I'm off for three days.I just ate some pigs-in-a-blanket for breakfast and I'm watching Hotel Hell re-runs while taking a break from building my new bicycle.
>>514540470Good for you gay anon.What kind of bike is it?
>>514535870Yes Sunday is the Lord’s day. Nobody said it was sabbath. In languages like Spanish they literally call Saturday “sabado”(sabbath) and Sunday “Domingo”(the Lord’s day). Early Christian’s who were mostly Jewish observed sabbath on Sunday then did the sacraments on Sunday.
>>514540351that's why they replaced half of us with spics in school in the 00s. because spics would be easier to program that the jobs and the life are all real. all that awaits them is remote slavery to a boomer. even niggers on a plantation had it better, they lived on a masters property and had the opportunity to be free one day. the spics are never allowed to live on masters property because they are subhuman to the very people who imported them. there is nothing wrong with master and slave. there is so much wrong with wasteful remote slavery.
>>514540567A shitty one. I can guarantee you the two Continental tires I have in one of my bikes cost more than that pile of chinesium.
>>514534684They get paid extra today. How is this not a breath of fresh air compared to every other regular day of the year? lol dumbass
>>514537297> can't fly to other countries for vacationOf all the wagie copes this is by far the most retarded.
>>514535565Stfu communist
>>514540460Once again, wagie, you're the freeloader. You're a thief. You steal money. Whether not having to work is moral or not, thievery certainly isn't. The fact remains that you simply do not have the moral character to dispense moral guidance because you are not moral.
>>514540642Oh it’s even worse than that. Most plantations were really rich. The slaves ate better than the local white wagie farmers. Worked fewer hours too.All the accounts of slavery we get are from the poor as shit areas of Louisiana and Mississippi where land was shit and all the uppity ones got sold down the river so they were getting lashed constantly.In Virginia though a lot of slaves had enough free time to go earn wages in town and buy their freedom. And their families freedom. A modern wagie can’t even buy a house let alone a whole family.
>>514534684I’m getting ready to go work now.I paint sec 8 apartments.$750 each. I can do 2 in a day if I hustle.Good luck with those student (((loans))).
>>514541101He stole you’re future wife from you, oh no!
>>514541182Inflation has that covered, no big deal
>>514541223No, he steals from his company and doesn't even deny it. And this is true of most wagies. Time theft is theft. It's not some lesser kind of theft, it's not almost-theft, it's theft, and employers spend money and manpower trying to prevent it. And then wagies come around and act like they're paragons of virtue but in reality they're just dishonest crooks on an ego trip. And they're on that ego trip because their egos are bruised about having to show up to jobs they hate.
>>514540460You probably have a fake makework email job where 90% of your time is spent listening to boomers talk in meetings so they can feel important.
>>514540226I have purpose. I dont care that I dont have a purpose in the job. I cant really lose it either (Nepo baby and quite frankly you would have to be ultra retarded to lose a part time entry level support job). Its just so... weird. There is so much fluff. And nobody is really focused. Not the managers, not the technicians, not the support guys, not the customers.Nobody cares. And this company is sucessful.
>>514541767the government creates the illusion of money and bribes people with it. it is supposed to be kept under control, once it gets out of control you start to see the bolts coming loose.
>>514536159kek this fucking mutt>“See it says it right there in Spanish, whey”You gotta go back
>>514541845man shut the fuck up im trying to have a normal conversation hereI simply dont care. I want money to buy cool shit and fuck women. I dont give a fuck about other monkeys killing each other.
>>514534684I'm happier working than being NEET
>>514539739you're a capitalist stooge who can't understand the metric system and how to write dates properly
>>514538154well doneN I G G E R
>>514541005celebrating labor is communist by definition, halfbreed.>t. the absolute state of burgermutt edumakashen
>>514535565That's brown people labor day since the seasons are reversed south of the equator
>frogniggers think being a leech on society and a leech on mommy and daddy is the superior way to livekekenjoy living paycheck to paycheck on nigger gibs and becoming homeless when mommy and daddy die
>>514540567Kyoot Rolly Polly.https://www.kyootbikes.com/shop/p/rollypollyIt's a minivelo.>>514540708It's a minivelo from Kyoot, designed in Texas and manufactured in Taiwan.Minivelos are becoming the new hotness in the U.S. but they're hard to find.If you read the reviews on the subreddit, you'll find that Kyoot bicycles are high quality and fun to ride.The founder/owner assembles the bikes himself and often hangs out on r/minivelo chiming in when someone makes a thread about one of his bikes, answering questions, and asking for feedback and suggestions to make improvements to the next model.When you own a Kyoot bike, you feel like you're part of something special.Fun fact: The name Kyoot comes from the phonetic of "cute". When the owner made the first frame and took it out in public, people kept saying it was "cute" and wanted one. That's how the company started.Picrel is the owner, btw.
>>514534684Wagey wageys go to work, get bossed around by a stupid jerk
>>514540351Lol
>>514535647embarrassing cope
>>514534684Enjoying beaver nuggets then gonna enjoy steak. :)Hey wagie! Better not be 30 seconds late or your ass is fired.
>its another thread neets made to seethe at wagies Holy shit can you guys give it a break I have the week off for the holiday
>>514540470You realize Gordon shows his ass in every episode....
>>514542691it was created by white people in the northern hemisphere. i would suggest a history book but niggers can't read.
>>514542714>enjoy living paycheck to paycheck on nigger gibs and becoming homeless when mommy and daddy diebut enough about Americans, you were saying something about the French?
