post the scariest object you own which you would use if political civil war broke out in the distant futurehard mode: no gunsultra hard mode: nothing sharp or heavyclown mode: nothing metal
>>515035795
Yes pol, please post all the weapons you own so the FBI, DHS, and other law agencies know precisely how many guns and other weapons you have.
>>515035877kiwi fruit spork > choco milk
>>515035924just clown mode it if youre scared
>>515035795>not a gun>Not sharp or heavy>Not metal
>>515035795don't do this you fucking idiots
>>515036495This is actually sharp and heavy. You have no idea what being split open like a tuna can can do to some one.
>>515035795Pic related but with petrol in it
>>515036495A real Canadian for a change
>>515036842one blow to the head to render them unconscious then right up the jacksie as a death move.
>>515035795I made a makeshift bow and arrows. it's out in the shed and it's raining so I'm too lazy to go take pictures. shoots alright at 40 yards
idk i own a bicycle and a broomhandle. i could LARP as some cavalryman lancer
>>515037010Kino real life dying light
i do like the craftwork. very nice anon. Make sure you also have the necessary strength skill and flexibility to wield it efficiently. i own a bunch of knives, pepper spray and sticks. Also a level 3 vest against shots and stabs. Planning to buy some antistab clothing like a hoodie gloves etc.
>>515037095it was a fun learning experience. If I got better wood and string for the bow I could probably do it better after a few more goes at it but I've been busy with other small projects like fixing gutters for rain barrels and making new garden boxes
i like my clubit weighs like 5 pounds
>>515035795My dick.
>>515037095>PCV bow that will collapse in time of needyou got the dying part right
>>515036495tell your sister Punam i got the big white shark one but the price is 2000$ per night. taxes not incl.
>>515037212You've got Greek feet nigguh, like mine
>>515035795>”Hey guys post your weapons”lol no
>>515035795Imagine me soifacing as I post this
>>515037294bloody hell sar
>>515037212lol. I have grapevine sticks. They are useless as weapons but they are unreal due to tropical fluted wood like textures. But I’m just going with a young evergreen tree walking stick I found. All those stubs.
>>515037481Nice muscles
>>515037983a mortal weapon for certain
>>515035877Batman's Favorite
This is honestly one of my favorite tools. It's always good to be the guy with the biggest pry bar in the shop because everyone always borrows it and that gives me access to their tools.
>>515038404
>>515038471i bet you like accessing other guys tools dontcha
My right hand.
>>515036410>>515036183my sides>>515037058bmx joust>>515037534 please
>>515040736yeah that’s a bad day
hehe
>>515035924far side mode:>cow toolsbeyond the far side mode:>prophetic speechjust keep going, you fools! mode:>oscillation overthruster (untested)
>>515035795double headed axes are hollywood shit you queer
>>515038395damn i need that
>>515037481This negro isnt playing around.
>>515035795Someone post the huge dildo from GTA, it's the great equalizer. Nothing drives fear deeper into a nigger than the double sided buck breaker 5000.
>>515036824why not?
>>515036410Ah yes the primordial flame, favela dhalsim
>>515038395Straight from Enter the Dungeon, but did you collect the BULLET TO KILL THE PAST?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=54Mt2nmCYEk
>>515035795I have weapons of mass destruction in my closet tho I cant show them to you but I can assure you that they are real and I will use them to target defenseless protesters
>>515035795i like to get in close when doing worka .5mm ballpoint pen is quite fun
>>515035795niggas won't be able to do shit once this mf comes out
>>515035795I want a bigass orcish greataxe like that one
>>515042253
>>515042253we got a Professional here
>>515035795Am I allowed to post my massive cock?
>>515035795People find this picture SCARY
>>515042442>small dick energy detectedreal men dont ask. they just do it.
>>515042517https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXU77gZnShIThey are afraid of the NORMAL MANN.
>>515042666666 ODD FUTUREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sigUuZ2uIAHIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIYIYIYIYI
>>515035795>in the distant futureI plan on being dead in the distant future
they fear the rock
>>515035795Yea nah not going to fall for that officer.Ask my machetes went into the machete bin and I handed in all my guns after port Arthur.
>>515035795Fuck off, glowie. I'm not posting my mustard gas stash.
it's my mum's old wooden softball bat with NO SOLICITING written on it in marker.
>>515042836Why does anyone need to own a rock, they're too dangerous. I use balls of dirt and they're just fine. Ban assault rocks
>>515042858'Twould have been better had thou not posted at all.
>>515042836So true
I just ordered 50 of these bad boys.
>picrel is mewhat you gonna do now, NIGGER?
>>515043145Getting hit by a well-thrown rock is probably worse than getting hit with a rubber bullet, but if they come for you, I bet they won't be using rubber bullets.
>>515043309you'll be a one man shin destroying machine
>>515043107Tis' a jest, what have I to fear the kings men
>>515035795https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=likjD3lME7Q
>>515043309Oops, I just realized that's a bike pedal. Order canceled. Now I've got 50 of these coming.
>>515043488thou shalt verily carbonara their shanks
One of my blueberry bushes died and left behind a pretty sturdy branch. I didn't take a picture of it, but I can describe it if anyone wants to know more about it.
>>515043440imagine how pathetic you have to be as a fully-equipped soldier to fire back at all with assault rifles at people chucking rocks at you.
>>515043636Goddammit. I just realized that's a keychain. Order canceled. Now I've got the real deal coming. They're expensive, so I'm only getting a dozen.
This is the most terrifying thing in my possession
>>515043959dont worry anon, you'll get there in the end
>>515043849>imagine how pathetic you have to be as a fully-equipped soldier to fire back at all with assault rifles at people chucking rocks at you.You're putting me in an uncomfortable position, because that's literally a bunch of Israkikes in uniforms. But if we abstract the situation, if gangs are throwing rocks at you, what you do is, you shoot them with live ammo, not rubber bullets.
>>515035795We're all posting on it.
Heh...my name isn't even Spock. They will be searching for the wrong person
>>515037983Kek.Also wtf who welds a live mortar?
>>515035795No. I have an iron 11th century style cross mace that some anon posted here years ago. Splits rocks in half with one swing. I have a dull 14th century style hand and a half sword for practicing fiore, very heavy for training and also can split rocks, hurts the hands to do it though. I have a 7th century style pattern welded spatha that is fully functional and always oiled and sharpened. That doesn’t come out unless shit hits the fan.
>>515047376>My name isn't even SpockDiabolical!
A 6,8 and 10kg macebell. Weight on a stick gets really scary really fast.
