I was having a conversation with my father about how "horse girls" are fucking strange and I don't get how horse hobbies are almost exclusively a woman-only thing and he agreed with me until I posited that it was almost as if there's some kind of weird, diabolical sexual underpinning to it all and then he got mad at me for even saying such a thing and that he didn't want to hear it.What are the political ramifications of this? Why are women so obsessed with horses?
>>516445719i bet ur dad has got some meaty daddy dick and some massive balls
>>516445719because of the giant horse cocks. if your dad doesn't acknowledge this he is just being obstinate
>>516445719>What are the political ramifications of this?None
>>516445719He is a psyche-eunuch simp.
>>516445807faget wog>>516445813This. Your dad has been socially conditioned to believe women can do no wrong
>>516445719They like horses as pets for whatever reason. People bond with horses for sure just like dogs. I did have one gf tell me that riding in the saddle made her wet. Same with my motorcycle.
>tfw no horse girl to breed
>>516445719>Same reason they're obsessed with dogs and niggers. They fuck them./thread
>>516445719Youre a fucking retard
>>516445719Years ago I did a bike ride with my grandpa. So we came across a few horse girls. He said: "You know grandson, why girls like horses? Because they rub one off riding them." Then we slowly rolled away.
>>516445719My ex gf was a horse girl, kind of odd but I liked how I could shoot on her farm.
>>516445719Boomers freak out over anything sexual. Kinda strange considering how much nudity there was in their movies from the 80s.
>>516445719You unironically want your daughter to be a horse girl. They become completely enamored by them and dedicate their entire lives to them, they have no interest in partying, drinking, drugs, fucking, it’s just horses horses horses and the outfits are sexy. t. Horse girl husband/father >bu-bu-but they’re so expensive Don’t be poor
>>516446325He's not freaking outHes wondering why his son is into beastilaityThat shouldnt be a thought that crosses your mind because its not a common thing and it's usually the guy encouraging his girlfreind to have sex with the animal. Ops father got the hint that his freak son was giving him soft disclosure of the things he looks at on the internet
>>516445719Also, you all don't know about hobby horse championships. Go look up the vids.
>>516446106I could have saved her from going to America
>>516445908It’s a sex thing. Technically women was supposedly democrats but not always.
>>516446379>fuckingHate to break it to ya, pops, but she hid that from ya.
>>516446379I'm not convinced that horse girls don't have severe mental issues
>>516446379This anon knows. It probably helps defusing the daddy issues brainwashing, too. Never seen a horse girl who needs a man who is 3 foot taller than her. Can't the cost be slashed by going for the normal farm to park the horse, instead of paying 50k a month to some champaign-guzzling roastie, essentially financing her luxury ranch?
>>516446620You can only choose the direction.
>>516445719Lmaobased autist /Pol/ isn't dead yet... this is political >Pepe.png
>>516446608> not doing daily olfactory inspectionNGMI
>>516445719Men's connection with animals is vastly different from women's connection with animals.A woman will always project her inner turmoil unto the animal. Horses can take it, they're based. Other animals can't, they're based too. That's why women are near universally drawn to loving horses as pets and emotional support stallions.But a man will always have a two-way street with the animal. There's no person who's either a cat- or dog person, there's just cats AND dogs and neither. Each animal interacts differently with people and forms different connections, and there too you see the difference between men and women.I have 0 problems with dogs though I never had one, probably because every interaction I've had with dogs makes people say "wow, he/she's never this calm or obedient". Likewise cats walk up to me and sit, yielding the classic "omg he/she's always tucked away in a corner at birthdays, literally never does this". And then the dog will sit between my legs while the cat rolls in my arms like a football, both utterly comfy.It's not because I'm based. It's because these creatures communicate too, in their own ways, and I'm open to that. Other people aren't, and they get barked at and scratched all the fucking time.You know who always gets barked at and scratched all the time, in my experience?Women. Because they can't distinguish between their own feelings and the feelings that come in from creatures around them.
>>516445719They love wanking the horses and seeing the huge cum explosions. They call it cleaning the sheath and while it's a legitimate part of horse care it only needs to be done once a year, not every few days.
>>516446086>They like horses as pets for whatever reason.>Women bond with horses for sure just like dogs.Yeah and women are also known for fucking dogs. I’m sure if motorcycles had dicks they fucked them too
>>516447127That's the domain of homosexual men.
>>516447127Chicks do prefer the hardtail bikes.You can probably imagine why.Engine rumblings get absorbed by the shocks and dampeners on a softy.
>>516445719Your dad neighs when he fuck your mom.Your dad is a stallion
>>516445719I once had a gf that always wanted to do it in her moms horse barn and now I get aroused by the smell of horse barns
>>516446918Everything in existence is inherently political, kike.
>>516447548>I am aroused by the smell of horse shit/pissGross.
>>516446379>no interest in partying drugs sex etcUmmm are we talking about the same horse girls? Because I was a farrier for 25 years and anon, I….
>>516447305The few straight masculine men who do hang around fuck all the girls
>>516445719my mom was a farrier and I grew up around horse girlsit’s power over a powerful animal at its base, women have very few culturally acceptable opportunities to master nature and this is one way to do it it’s honestly not sexual at its core, that’s a side thing, bossy women like bossing horses around because it makes them feel strongI rode horses too but riding western is a lot of prep and it’s the only straight way to ride a horseTLDR: the english style side is highly feminized and gay, western saddle is still manly, nothing like a trail ride with your fishing pole, amazing country date with a girl too
>>516448942This dude fucks horses
>>516446461His son is calling out WOMEN for THEIR OWN BEASTIALITY. Noticing that women genuinely fantasize and often partake in bestiality at levels dramatically higher then men it's only normal to ask why they like horses so much
>>516449288Thats just you broGay men have sexual fantasies involving animalsWomen see them as they see their stuffed toys
>>516449337Literally 5 seconds on google. Are you even trying?
>>516445719I'm pretty sure the pitbull apologist women that are rabid about them online are fucking them, as well.
>>516449127i’ve helped birth horses no way I’m putting my dick in that
>>516445719Rich girls love horses because they can dominate a big muscular beast. It’s sexual. Also horse sex wish.
>>516447548every tack room smells the same no exceptionsget a bottle of fly spray, a bale of hay, and a cut of leather and you can make any room smell that way
>>516448942ok horsefucker
>>516449484All encouraged by the boyfriend
>>516445719Yall niggas don't know about Equus.
>>516449877>It's the men who are at fault!Wombnigger detected
>>516445719>be woman>do literally anything>make terminally online men seethe
>>516450009Usually isWomen are dumb and easily influenced.You cant blame them for being followers. You blame the men who take advantage of them
>>516445807His dad rapes him while he sleeps
>>516450122>Complete, utter lack of the concept of personal responsibility or accountability You are literally a fucking woman, lmao.
>>516449874why are you all projecting on me tho because i knowledgeably answered OP’s questionfun fact, horses get their teeth filed with big metal rasps every couple of years
>>516447004
>Everything bad that ever happened in the world is the fault of gypsy/jew DNA, aka indo-europeans, aka indians.It all makes sense now. It's so simple, so elegant and so logical.
>>516450226Cope cope copeWomen are eternal children. As a man you should be more upholding a more moral leash on her instead of leading her to the pig pen to have your depraved ways with her
I feel like I had the opposite experience with my dad. He showed me Equus the last time he came to visit.Great movie, but the MC spends almost a third of the film with his wang out. And credit to the lad, I'm pretty sure his cock was the main reason they hired him for the part.My dad got upset because I said it was homoerotic.
>>516445719Depends on the woman, ponies have 23cm+ cocks, so they fit every woman. Arabian horses are almost 40cm which would probably kill them, they have special stools for that
>>516450399>We're literally like CATS bro!You are a wombnigger, lmao.
They just can massage big horse dicks and balls and drink sperm free. When my wife fucks me she is using me like a horse toy and i feel like retarded stallion being used.
>>516450483I have a very wealthy friend who is into degenerate shit, he invited me once to watch a donkey show, bizarre
>>516446379Dated a horse girl for about 4 months. Her Hinge profile literally had "Am down to get laid!" or something similar. Bitch made me wait until the 3rd date still. And yes, she was actually insane (probably Asbergers).
>>516446234I once read an old lady who teaches horse riding say that young girls typically get their first orgasm on horses from rubbing while riding. Because they're so young they don't understand what's going on so they think that horse riding really must be so fun and they must be loving the horse if it feels so intensely good.
>>516450474>He showed me Equus the last time he came to visit.What the shit why lmao?
>>516450399incel post
>>516446379That's definitely a delusional cope buddy
>>516451183Youre using that word wrong
>>516445719test
>>516448942Good post anon. I mostly agree.
>>516445719>Why are women so obsessed with horses?Every little girl always wanted a pony. Horses are magical creatures.Get your mind out of the gutter.
>>516450923Not really sure. He's got pretty eclectic tastes when it comes to movies.Just a small list of the other stuff he's shown me:Delicatessen Triplets of BellevilleCoca-Cola KidThe Gods Must Be CrazyGood movies, but ones I've struggled to show other people because that's just the kind of shit I grew up on. Fortunately he at least waited till I was in my thirties to show me Equus
>>516449818Or just piss and shit on the floor, but attraction to foul is more in the alley of the homosexuals
>>516451594Show him Antichrist or Irreversible next time he's over.
>>516446379>they have no interest in fucking>it’s just horses horses horses
>>516447022Checked and horse pilledThey also love the random boners horses get and love to point it out to the other horse girls and giggle.
>>516446379Nobody tell him.
>>516451932Haven't watched either but I might give it a shot. Last time he was by, I tried showing him Paprika but I don't think he was a fan of that one.
It stimulates the vagina area as they right the horse and get knocked around a bit?
>>516445719Play Umamusume
>>516452449>Showing your boomer parents subtitled gookslop cartoonsI'd disown you.>>516452598No, tranime gacha nigger.
I guess I’m kinda a horse guy. I like horses, horse riding, etc. I grew up around them and worked with them so it just stuck with me. If you’re wondering why women like them so much a big part of it is aesthetic and another big part of it is that horses are extremely sensitive to their riders’ actions and attitudes. When you’re upset, they can tell. When you’re pushing too hard, they let you know. Women really like that receptivity of their emotions and actions for some reason.
>>516453584>subtitled gookslop cartoonsHe was the one showing me subtitled frogfilms first.Also, they're nips, not gook.Nips are Japan, chinks are China, gooks are Korean/Vietnamese.That's like getting wops, krauts, and frogs confused with each other.
>>516454429>He makes a distinction between nip and gookGod, weebs are so fucking pathetic and annoying, lmao.
>>516454627Go be a bigger somewhere wise.
Saddles bump the clit, it's why in yee olde days women rode side saddle.
>>516451951They know a lot of horses, but they're just friends.
>>516447004What are you even talking about?
