sirs the food is ready!! perfect masala!! not too spicy for britishers!!
>>516963704>british men saw this and thought "we need to flood our country with these niggas"
>>516963704THIS IS FOOD
GORDON RAMSAY
>>516963704>>516963778Canadians are disgusting
>>516963704>>516963768https://youtu.be/sJptKZHdARc?feature=shared
Meanwhile WHITE KITCHEN
>>516963704How many different types of bacteria and fungus are in there?
>>516963704> Whites can't eat good food because it will kill themkek literal golemic behaviour
You should contact pratyush the Swiss Jeet to come and eat
Oh there he isYou turd if India is so nice why did you leave
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>>516963704i think ima need to eat soon cuz even the jeet shit is kinda makin me hungry
>>516963992he will be baked soon
>>516963704They eat like no proteins why is that?
>>516963963kek pratty thinks he’s superior because his body is used to eating feces meanwhile his greatest fear is being sent home
>>516964075They really dont give a fuck lmao
>>516963867The most healthy thing I've seen in India so far
>>516964183I think pretty is still a virginToo much mathematics and 4chan
>>516963704FECALOIDS WILL NEVER BE HUMAN
>>516964183lmao you eat puppers Chen with onions sauce
Everything looks like as if one of our local mentally ill guys or starving college students was throwing all the old stuff from the fridge into a pot of refried beans but also forgetting how to season and started to fling half the spice rack into it.There's no discernible motive, care or tweaking, they just keep on mixing like a mad witch frantically making a concoction to condemn their unfortunate target.
>>516964075considering all their food is one mixed up slop from 1000 different pots and urns, wouldnt it be a much quicker to just mix them all and serve the? I cannot understand the need to be extremely quick and splattering things everywhere and claim to be better than the Japanese or any other sane nations
>>516963704>Perfect sweet bun>Add veggie water and runny mushroom gravy>Add american jalapeño cheese dip and arbol chili sauce>Add small ball of potato mash>Add corn flakes and candied peanuts>Add american dry cheese>Finish with more gravyEven if we replaced the ingredients with their real counterparts that still is a fucking mess
>>516964160Chickpeas have proteinsThey're too poor to afford meatAlso meat requires good refrigerated storage and transportation, or have live animals slaughtered in front of the buyerDo you think poojeets have the logistical capabilities for that?
>>516963704what fucking retard thought soggy pastry is a good idea?
>>516963778Good food doesn't have to look good to be good.The sanitary aspect of indian food is another matter entirely.
Gonna be in Mumbai in a week and unironically looking forward to the street food. I usually get sick but I accept it. There's a particular dabeli cart in Santa Cruise I need to hit, and get some pani puri which I think most people couldn't conceive of how unhygienic it is but delicious nevertheless.
>>516964075Yes I’ll take the pile of slop with extra brown slop please
>>516965076A big problem of indian gastronomy is that half of it is masking properties using spices, one thing is using seasoning to add flair, charge up a flavor or make contrast so you use it sparingly but pajeet stuff, and some dishes of the arab world, use them traditionally to hide bad quality or make gruel fancier.I've tasted shit from some of their immigrants in the US and it's just a bomb of spices, no subtlety in it, butter chicken tastes nothing like butter, yogurt or the darker parts of the chicken, i bet you could probably replace the chicken using real fresh cheese with a squeaky texture (illegal in the US due to being jews) or tofu without the dish suffering.Their best dishes are persian, and the best butter chicken are reimagined versions adapted to western techniques, it ends up resembling a southern european marinated chicken.
>weak tummy timmy
>>516964075My gallbladder would collapse
>>516963768British guy saw a feature doctor, an ingener, a philosopher...
>>516963704Who would win a cook-off, a rural vietnamese, urban chinaman or indian?>Gutter oil deep fried maggot slop stew
>>516963704VOMIT
>>516963867condom grapes?
>>516963867All this talent yet couldnt think of using something other than condoms.
>>516963704sir try new indian invention The Cornflakes n' CowDung Sandwich
>>516963704>Here's your soup sandwich saar
