It's real.
>>517400493I would've left. would you really want medical treatment provided by a staff who sees that form and doesn't chuck it
>>517400493>meat popsicle not an optionwhat did dr op mean by this?
>>517400493>Gender IdentityOuja>Legal SexOuja>Sex Assigned at BirthOuja>Sexual OrientationOuja>PronounsOuja/Ouja/Oujaself
>>517400493i'd just check all the boxes and watch the doctor to struggle not insulting me
>>517400493>Unknown>Unknown>Unknown>Something Else>Not Listed
helicopter bros we lost
>>517400493Just draw a big cock over the whole page
>>517400493Lmao, the right still has hissy fits about gender and sexual orientation?
>>517400493is this Canada?
I see it like this: they've basically found a cheat code for detecting major mental health problems before they even see the patient.
>>517400493>Two Spirit LMAO
>>517400493>female listed first for identity and legal sex>he/him/his listed first for pronounsThat's just begging for people not paying attention to make mistakes
>>517400493It's just a test of your mental health.
My opinion of doctors is in the gutter. I recently hung out with some high school and college buddies who became doctors and it only affirmed my opinion. These people are ideologically motivated morons and superficial douchebags at that.
>>517400695this nigga mysterious!
>>517400493even as a tranny they ignore all of thie except what is on your papers. i'd answer female across and refuse to tell them who i have sex with because that's literally none of their business.(if you tell them you're a tranny they'll immediately get concerned you have anemia since you don't have enough iron to be a man, get royally confused about how you got a uti in your srsussy, and the nurse will probably abuse you if you manage to get stuck in the hospital)
>>517400493>tick every single box>add new box to pronouns: Deceased>don't tick it
There're only two genders and only one sexuality heterosexuality anything else is mental disorder.
>>517400493What's the big deal? That form would take me like 8 seconds to complete. Imagine getting filtered by simple questions and angered by that>>517401160>>Lmao, the right still has hissy fits about gender and sexual orientation?It's crazy lolI'm ashamed to say I used to be part of the right. I know, I know.. But seeing how big of snowflakes they are I just had to dissociate myself from that.
>>517400493Jokes on them, my pronouns are NIGGER/FAGGOT
>>517401252>is this Canada?>Document says "Washington State"Good morning saar
>>517400493>landscape orientationfake as fuck and you're retarded if you believe it's real
>>517402157your chuddy government will last 2 more years at best
>>517400493Two spirit ?What the fuck is two spirit
>>517402474We will never bend over to globalism and faggotry like you did leaf.
>>517400577Check other and write in Hitler.
What happens if i check every box?
white people
>>517402296In what scenario is a medical intake form asking for your pronouns medically relevant? The view that it's a way to identify the mentally ill is accurate to a certain degree. Of course, you could also run studies on how different groups respond to the form (do progressives answer truthfully? do libertarians put the equivalent of "choose not to disclose" in all catagories? do conservatives get upset about completing the form?)Unless there's a legal penalty for lying, you could just put false information for a couple categories to poison their databases.
>>517400493>choose not to disclose>unknown>unknown>choose not to disclose>decline to answerthis is very easy. not only should you not participate in actually deigning to answer these but it also serves to poke holes in the idea that these answers "help provide the best clinical care". they are literally creating hundreds of scenarios where these answers will actually make it incredibly difficult to provide care.
>>517403063you get every prescription
Bumps
>>517400493>sex assigned at birth
>>517402731the majority of Iran wants to be westernized
>>517403181That's a beta move though, the correct move is laughing at the person handing it to you and asking if they're serious, if they are then instantly ask for your medical files and say you're changing doctors because obviously you don't want to be treated by mentally ill people
>>517403702In 30-50 years you will be Indian province, focus on your country.
>>517400493I would write "Guess" in the space next to "Other".I'd like to see what they would do since they can't address me without potentially ending up with a lawsuit on their hands for misgendering me.
>>517403781in a few years passportbros will run a train on your mother and sister
>>517400493I prefer my physician not be ideologically subverted.
>>517400493So whats the deal with the female being first before male every single time except when it comes to pronouns, then its male first and female second
here's mine. It's none of their fucking business.
>>517400493sex is assigned at conception, not birth
>>517402534Native American tranny
>Why xir, I am a>Demiboy X Unknown Queer Patient's name.
>>517400493Just write normal in everything.
I have pussy, my tummy aches.Can I see doctor now.
>>517400493>pick 'Other'>start writing C++ on the form
>>517400493>Demiboy / Demigirl>Two spiritwtf that's not real complete bullshit no way society is this retarded
>>517400493trump should ban troon propaganda instead of antifa, but will he ever do it ? no cuz miga
>>517402534>>517404355https://objectnow.org/debunking-the-two-spirit-myth/
>>517400493The pronouns
>>517400493>>517400577Why are conservatives traumatized so easily?
>>517404649It means that they are possessed, anon. >"And cried with a loud voice, and said, What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of the most high God? I adjure thee by God, that thou torment me not. For he said unto him, Come out of the man, thou unclean spirit. And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many."- Mark 5:7-9
>unknownHow tf can it be unknown. Why are they enabling psychotic behaviour nationwide? Even worse this garbage is poisoning other countries.
>>517404872Asking for their pronouns is a microaggression.
>>517402439This, i have the same ones.
>print out piece of paper with random stuff>farm engagement
>>517404967>non binarythat makes everyone who is non binary a member of binary which makes "nonbinary" and "binary" a fucking binary systemFucking untreated retards
>>517400493Looks like its state mandated, so unless you move states, there likely isnt another doctor therr not doing that.
>>517400493Here's the based answer.
>>517400493My wife was recently in the hospital and there was a “my pronouns are” section of the white board where they put the patient’s info.Not a single person ever fucking asked or referenced it.Only retards take this shit seriously. Thankfully.
>>517400493>sex assigned (lol) at birth:>uncertain>unknown>intersexThis is satire. Right?
>>517404259Sex isn’t assigned, it’s observed.
>>517400577Not only that but 0% chance they are competent if they believe critical theory bullshit
>>517405185It's assigned by yahweh
>>517401160>huuur everyone with a functional brain hasn't subscribed to my special retarded communist faggot propaganda?
>>517400493Best way to deal with this is to make up some bullshit gender. The more people who make shit up, the sooner they realize this gender identity crap isn't gonna work out.
>>517403757thats a beta move. if you need to see the doctor, see the doctor. dont be a cry baby. the alpha move is the fill it out in the manner i suggested, THEN laugh as you hand it back to them and watch them squirm as they prepare for your appointment. dont run away from the situation
>>517400493I left a place that had me fill out a three or four checkbox thing like this.
>>517405211Everybody's just trying to get through the day.
>>517400493It's a covert mental health test. Only 2 correct answers, send it back blank with a "No thanks, Im not mentally deranged" or fuckin leave. All else gets you the Fisher Price treatment with nothing but placebos. Why waste perfectly good medicine on a future 43%er?
>>517405562Yeah, no shit retard. That's been the goal of waking up since time immemorial. What kinda fucking non-sequitur bullshit is this??
>>517405185assigned by nature, observed by dr goldberg
>>517406068That's a very poor english translation tbqh.
>>517405129you failed the mental health assessment. I diagnose you with terminal retardation.
America, land of the freegl with all that
>>517405758the non-sequiter is the new jidf 'nothing to see here move along' response. it'll fail per usual and they'll move to the next psyop soon
>>517405353I use truck - autobot where this is a question of gender
>>517400493Just make shit up to humiliate them.
>>517400493>check everything>demand to use ALL the pronounces and threaten to cancel them otherwise
>>517400493Fake. Man/woman is a gender identity, male/female is not.
>>517400885>Just draw a big cock over the whole page
>>517403892Ironic, because I'm already running a train on your mother and sister.
>>517400493The world has become completely insane. THERE ARE PEOPLE MAKING MONEY FOR DOING THIS BY THE WAY
>>517400493>other>attack helicopter
>>517409589I like the cut of your jib, sir.
>>517400493Dang Imma prolly be making an appointment to see a doctor soon.That's a good red flag to add to the list. Another important one is if they try to make you sign an arbitration clause so you' can't sue.
>>517404872>why do sane, rational minded people not want to deal with delusion horse shit that's made up by mentality ill chucklefucks It's a mystery
>>517400493what if I checkmark all the boxes? will the doctor implode?
>>517400493>still went to the doctor
>>517400577It's like trusting school staff with LGBT and Palestine flags in the gymnasium to count your votes.>Yes. In Canadian cities much of the vote and counting are done in schools by middle aged Karen's with short hair and demonic attitudes to men and young boysThe city I used to live in had only Conservative and the odd PPC or even NDP signs on their lawns during elections. You'd only ever see Liberal party signs on intersections of public stretch boulevards, usually vandalized too. Yet every time, we had a Liberal MP by the end. And people (even the 'based' Conservatives) would treat me like me like I was crazy for saying that maybe we shouldn't trust these people to count our votes...
>>517400493Leave quick. The form proves this so-called doctor is completely ignorant of even the most basic human biology. You cannot believe what is on this form and still be a competent doctor.
>intersections *or public stretch boulevards
>>517402534demon possessed
>>517400493>be guy with gender neutral name.>get into motorcycle accident.>reading through doctor's/physical therapist chart documentation/emails/notes etc and get occasionally misgendered.>trannies kill themselves over this. >Trannies seek medical attention over health issues but kill themselves over an incorrect pronoun while seeking healthcare.
>>517400646What's this from?
>>517419468Kamen Rider.
>>517400686Yeah same
>>517403757>>517400493maybe they also try to filter the mentally ill. maybe its a good thing