Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your /pol/ humor threads. Face it, most POC will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>>518242325>suck more cock than you = cocksucking faggots
>>518242325i always avoid them, work extra hours for extra shekels, and drive 90mph on the freeway everywhere and have hobbies that are basically more worki am honorary German citizen
>>518242454Thanks for your service, leaf. That's enough starter ammo from my side, let the thread roll.
>>518242325that’s actually one of those laws of power, parable of the fox and the grapes - you’re supposed to hate things you can’t have or some shitanyways here’s wonderwall
>>518242325Roid tranny cope
>>518242588heiled
>>518242325also /gif/ thread
>>518242513>>518242645Throw out some bait and its owner will come to pick it up, lol.
>>518242325
>>518242825
>>5182423258===D
>>518242370
>>518242518Hahaha. Where is the webm happening?
>>518242588
>>518242693>>518242588Uber Alles... Alles Acht!!! SEIG HEIL!!! SIEG !!! HEIL SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL!! :Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI0dZ57l30o&list=PLnajJJFeepy1QKb0KDuHvS6Ycid3i1KC5&index=5
>>518242518Well that was satisfying.
>>518242518Nice webm
>>518244512I am pretty sure we bomb the shit out of all those places.
>>518244512
Snow White has finally ended. Now we have Seymour.
>>518247351
>>518246908kek
>>518242325From last thread. I wanted to see what google would say. >Oops, something went wrong.
>>518247620
>>518247697i wonder how many ssris theyve already loaded into that kid. never had a chance...
>>518242898I once tricked a German into bragging about how bad the wrecks were on the Autobahn. He couldn't help reflexively one upping everything American.
>>518247218>esoteric hitlerist church of idadoplease tell me this is real
>>518247697Jesus Christ!
>>518244867'We' bomb the shit out of south america, china, India, and Africa? You are a transexual.
>>518242443lol
>>518242518
>>518242962
>>518242833kill yourself OP
>>518242325https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759811259789366.webm
>>518242325Well i mean it's obvious when someone's on roids though..
>>518242639>canadian chiming in about AmericaComplete lack of self awareness
>>518247900It is, if we believe in it. We're living in the Disinformation Age after all.
>>518244512>russia>white
>>518249925>56% flag
>>518250260last i saw there's a single shot .380 ACP (9x17mm kurz to you) file you can print out with little to no metal parts involved
>>518250447>54% flag
>>518242588You stole from my mind.
>>518250734>muh statsfake garbage. try harder kike
>>518242325If they are tougher then you then they are meatheads>>518242411He does eat cow shit at home and does some of the pooja with them . She even named Vivek after her ex, Vivek ramasway. Then she hooked up with Vance.>>518242443Das right me smash
>>518242833Kek chuds called outChuds look like kikes with no beard and small nose
>>518247367Kek
>>518250991You're brown lolYou're the humorNigger
>>518250991Whats a goyim?
>>518250405russia is russian and it should stay that way forever same with all the other countries.
Faggot thinks another man is better looking than him lol
>>518250802There's nothing new under the sun.
>>518250913>first comes the cope>then comes the seethe
>>518242325nigSAW
>>518242833BBC posting mean either a Jew, Tranny or Pajeet.
>>518248272We should.
>>518252390>Dedicate your shoulders
>>518244512Hey it's the HDI line
>>518242588hoodies are jus tlike face masks a humiliation ritual they are literally slave clotheshoodies channel the field of view of the wearer to focus straight ahead ( to the work ) filtering out observers ( slavemasters ) and to make them docile ( oblivious to their surroundings, vulnerable )same as the kneeling (in front of the king) gesture signals subservient defenselessnes as a kneeling human was/is posing vulnerable to the opponentin a similar manner business suits are the go to for the slave handler caste, they come with a noose disguised as fashion to remind the inhabitant of the slave handler privileges that their neck is on the line both ways, should the slaves revolt, serving as a constant reminder to keep up the pressure
>>518242518They burst into flames when run over?
>>518250734All jokes aside, this is because they added a category into our census called 'Australian' in 2001 and the European count plummeted from ~80% to ~50% in two years.A completely calculated move by bureau of statistics jews to muddy the racial identity of aussies.
>>518251562Goyim is first of all a plural word. So it's not "a goyim". The singular is "goy". As for its meaning, it has two. The classical biblical meaning is a nation. For example, in Deuteronomy 26, the Hebrew/Israelite nation is called a "goy" and the other nations are called "goyim". The modern meaning is "gentile", or in the case of goyim, "gentiles", plural. It means someone who isn't Jewish.
>>518251945then cope about this
>>518256472ignore the muttoid rage
>>518250991I can smell your unwashed Jew asscrack from here Schlomo stfu
>>518256472white people are more likely to just say "Australian" too, Howard really did a number on us>Introduced mass migration levels (continues today)>Took away guns from the citizenry (so the symptoms of societal decay don't become apparent)
>>518242619how long is this fucking gif! Im 15 minutes in and it still goes on und on...
>>518255567Trvke. It's annoying that even all the high-priced clothing stores on my hometown almost only sell slave clothes or badly-fitting business suits that make you look like an AIPAC lobbyist. Hope early 1900s fits come back soon.
>>518255485No, Japan is North on HDI line.
>Nobody will ever look at you like this.>Nobody will ever simply sit with you and be fine with wherever they are because you're there.>Their fingers won't intertwine with yours.>You won't feel their warmth.>Nor a gentle, caring squeeze that promises you without words that you're the one she's been looking for.>You won't lie on the couch, completely ignoring the movie that's playing because watching her sleep, curled up against you with yours arm around her is for some inexplicable reason ten times more interesting. >You won't feel your face burning as she fills the room with giggles and laughter, having finally scared the shit out of you by waiting for half an hour behind a door. >You won't grin smugly while you pick her up and carry her laughing, begging soul towards the shower, the silent promise of a cold lesson about to be dispensed - though you know you won't really do it because you don't want to make her sick.>You won't see her eyes light up and glisten as you get down on one knee.>You won't see the biggest day of your life so far simply melting away the second she nods at the altar.>You won't wake up to the pattering of little feet along the hallway, belonging to three of the single biggest reasons you're glad you stepped back from that cliff's edge 20 years ago.
>>518255567>>518257746you guys are supremely fucking retarded. /pol/ hasn't been funny in years, i dunno why i come here anymore. lol trvke bro. just another trvke to add to the pile of trvkes.
>>518255613>I've been run over
>>518244512you can include russia and exclude japanJapan doesn't want immigrants either to ruin their blood linesand Russia is filled with slavs and chinks so excluding them from higher racial standards makes sense
>>518258041Post something better than, braincel. The entirety of /pol/ is just waiting for your genius.
>>518257801You fucking knacker, no seriously, FUCK YOU.
>>518242518Fuck Palestine but it's always good to see a car run over protestors
>>518242962audibly kekd at this one it caught me so off guard lol
>>518258172Post Pepe's please
>>518257783Yes it's insulting
>>518247181indeed.I do ze Führergruß with mein Hand in zed shape, becouse Live long and prosper can be translated to Sieg Heil.
>>518242798mom...GET THE CRINGE FOLDER
>>518247154kek>>518247125KEK>>518247332based>>518247423didn't happen (they deserved it)
>>518247874well of course our cranhes are more interesting than yours because a) we can drive at relevant speeds and b) our roads are build for people with a brain that can drive more than just a straight line, which consequently means unworthy specimen get sorted out more readily; which is why america has such a high dysgenic load.
>>518248576>you can seem if your driving with your car, you hittem; it's what you do
>>518250464are you talking about the Liberator? that's old afcheck the fgc-9 (fuck guncontrol 9mm)some southamerican civil war is being fought primarily with that
>>518250854PEOPERPOOOWWWEEERRR>one small shit for sar, one giant shit for sarkind>rankshit suckdeep, first sar to poo on the designated poodingmoon, ca 2030 (pooerized)
>>518242325But I am on roids?
>>518259041Ok Klaus
>>518243727How is this funny? It’s just smug corny tranime foid #4729203 saying some dumb shit.
>>518243028Is this referring to a certain story?
>>518259490So the>American Educationmeme basically just boils down to>Niggers
>>518242325https://files.catbox.moe/xk6jtv.mp4
>>518259715The dysfunction of niggers is a huge deal
>>518257801better to die alone than risk it being a tranny as indicated by the pictures colorscheme.
>>518258040now i need a car.
>>518258184i hope both sides die.we should just nuke the entire shithole.
>>518259931With a car you can go anywhere.
>>518258979>didn't happennot yet (it will(because(((they)))still do))
>>518260022Lost
Sex vacation in Niggerland
>>518260022
>>518258942KEK
>>518260022that's what they get for critisizing my thesis.fucking younglings.nah i don't wan't a car. insurance is mandatory and i don't intend on enriching some jew via stateenforced slavelabor.i want a care, but the conditions to accuire and opperate a vehicle legaly are untenable.
>>518260106>>518260168
>>518260302car*wan't? can i get a new brain pls?
>>518259715Remove "Education" and you're still correctWhites and yellows in america aren't great by anymeans but they're at the very least comparable to every other good country if not better in some aspects, its the shitskins that ruin everything
>>518260164pol humor is just a way to make fun of people who are into politics. it's not really that funny, but it's a way to get people to laugh and feel like they're part of a group.pol humor is a way to make fun of people who are into politics.
>>518252367lmao
>>518260164These females are probably between 14-17 reporting to FBI
>>518259186
Chat is this real
>>518260678>>518260721Kek
from the new spartacus
ngubu an the lads on me defbed fookin ell
do not drop your guard around redguards
>>518258693Looks chill. What's this a reference to?
Brave pup be healed from the fear
and go to war
>>518242619never thought something so fucked up would make me go >awwww
>>518259490If White Americans are so fucking smart, then how come the jews cheated you out of everything? They diluted your country with shitskins, and they stole all your money and turned you into fat, bitter faggots and/or drug addicts. You would get a shock if you went to Denmark and saw how White, peaceful, calm it is here, and how rich we are on avg. You aren't even a match.
>>518261192Some rpg, I forget which one
when the lad says she got me by the balls
>>518261424Battle brothers?
>>518261571Sounds about right
>>518261385they are more christian.that's the fundemental issue.kikestianity is a mindvirus meant to weaken and make subsorvient.biggest psyop in history, and the americunts ore disproportionately affected.the worst asspects of that affliction only come to light when the disseases host is also ravaged by negros.
>>518261427>scugfsswpjreman Dutch language is weird
>>518257801they like older men. something to look forward to you mong.
>>518261659Yeah, true. Funny enough, religiosity is correlated with lower intelligence, kek.
>>518261659This is pretty accurate. It deserves more than a humour thread. That said, what about Europe? Germany got keked and kiked, the ramifications of that going all the way down to the "centre-right" govt claiming if kikes won't go to a song contest the Germany won't either. Before you wonder about Spain, it's a low IQ country of social marxists and numales where the WEF is conducting every pilot for every dystopian idea and the Spaniards peer pressure each other to pay more tax, wear the mask, share the car, live in the pod and be happy. And we can't blame that one on kikestianity, at least not aince the 80s. We're just a bunch of retards.
>>518260478You want explain to me whats funny and whats not?Fuck you, you fucking nigger Ein verschissener untermensch bist du
>>518262291>And we can't blame that one on kikestianityhistorically speaking you've been done in for a while.afd is controlled oppo, nothing else.i yearn for bloodshed.khorn cares not from whence the blood flows, i prefer my enemies jugular.
>>518262291>keked and kikedthis is funnier than in should be xDthe only thing we can hope to do to unfuck the white roce is to gather all suitable candidates (iq135+ & sousd, dependable character) in once place and do our own thing, under strict eugenic government with application of blockchaintech for total self-surveilance; surveilance of the self written immunably so that innocence can, and thus must, be proven, not guilt.obviously adapt crypto as statecurrency.fuck usury.
>thread made by a germoid nigger>it's the unfunniest shit everPotteryle trvke xddddd
>>518263623idk what you mean. keked a few times.
>>518260668>picjokes on you girl, I have nothing you can take from me
>>518263807>Scot went to England
>>518263905
>>518259490Thats THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!!!!! PLEASE PROVIDE LINK IM DYING! FUCKING HELL! NIGGERS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID HARHAHHAHSGXFBSDGFBSDGHSIH!BROWN CUNTS REALLY ARE SUBHUMAN.
>>518263580Kek>>518263807Based bagpipes
>>518242325In my case the ones I know are "daddys money".>muh daddy gave me 20k to buy my car.>but its fine I´ll pay it back from wages no biggie.I too want 0 interest loans from banks. They don´t exist? Oh well I´ll go fuck myself then.
>>518263847The balls on that honey badgerAt least when it squares up to a lion it could maybe scratch its eyes out but it had nothing it could do against the PROOOOH but still ran up
>>518264040Absolutely spectacular >>518264014@Chat is this real? Vote for name with no human check or photoshop?
https://youtu.be/dAFizGLRpTA
>>518258040
>>518264068>And jews with the ball...>GOOAAAAAL, JEWS DO IT AGAIN, THE JEWS HAVE DONE IT AGAIN!
>>518242798lmfao, the amount of work, and effort that went into this is ridiculous with how... not bad, just not good that it is lol
>>518242639As a Euromutt I kek in approval
>>518242443
>>518260168
>>518264156That shit will never not be funny
>>518243028damn that show was great
>>518264504
>>518263969the pool is closed...
>>518252367
>>518264237Lmao
>>518250405yes - Russia west of the Ural mountains is literally Europe
>>518264631
>>518262291Germany is not as kiked as you might think. Anyone who thinks that there isn't a generation of Germans who asked their grandparents for the truth is kidding themselves.
>>518264563Haha my favorite
>>518264754I hope so
>>518263313are those the ones who went running looking for cat calls?
>>518259490
>>518242443gemmy
>>518264453so far it seems to only have hit the lineages of idiots that actually askod for in, otherwhise i can't explain why the nogs that rape girls don't get killed by the griefed fathers.
>>518250652I don't know specifically where he is in my house so I say "I don't know where he is right now." making it a technical truth.
>>518264586i still can't got over how he looks like an even more deformed elon musk.
>>518265117Lol... Look up images of George Soros and Vlodimir Zelensky.Look up Fidel Castro and Justin Trudeau.Names are meaningless disguises, it's lineages that get to play or serve on this cunt of a planet.
>>518265032We need more Davids in Europe They fear me.And I am proud. And my car is from Germany with a gunner. I am the gunner to be honest because drunk.
>>518264194>dad's nose>mum's eyes.>gordon brown's debtkek, who the fuck is gordon brown
>>518264387Seriously, mel gibson is my fucking hero
>>518264754i know my paternal great grandfather was a prisoner of war in some french dungeon till the mid 50's. I never got an answer asto what he did.anyway. hasn't happend yet, but it will and is justified by their octions as they have proven (((they))) deserve it.
>>518265358Based Mel calling out the oven dodgers
>>518258041they salt their satire like a nigger salts their frozen fries. I will quit this place. even x is overrun with the same slop instead of differentiating science fiction from real spirituality. all chats are getting quieter. pol is uniquely garbage. it's last shreds of funny were covid, but the coffin was nailed shut because of trump.
>>518265358We don't deserve him
>>518265227>George Soros and Vlodimir Zelensky.>Fidel Castro and Justin Trudeau.yeah i knowalso hunter biden & epsteinand i hoard jewlensky is also his uncle or something?midk.i still have the 2008 pictures of putler, bush and (what i assume to be) xi ching ping (won't bother to look up the correct spelling kek) in masons robes somewhere.i think obunga is also on them, but i'm not 100% on that anymore.
>>518265358
>>518265289i need to find people that will give me stuff for wolk. i'm dano accopting jewmoney. i work for goods and services, not taxshekel.
>>518265379You released the Mel
>>518265468
>>518251562
>>518265516good. go. we don't want you here.Heil Hitler.
>>518265358Brb need to watch Signs
>>518265117Elon Musk looks like a deformed Pol Pot.
>>518244316
>>518265683his midriff is certainly very unsightly, but pot has much higher facial asymetry.
>>518265516See you next week cadet.
>>518265623Beyblades?!
>>518265516>x is supposed to be about muh spirituality specifically>>518265666Satan here is completely right begone from this place.
>>518247874germans are definitely more efficient at genocide than we are
>>518265601https://youtu.be/7LA6v6vdb8oNot gonna tell you the whole story, but I think you know
>>518265745globohomoweimar requires turbohitler2
>>518265817He's sort of right. Like in fight club where they tell the fat wrestler guy his tits are too big to join Project Mayhem right. In my experience as a noticer, >>518265516 is just starting to figure out that he's here for life.The recruitment process is different but some tropes carry over.>>518265874I hope they get a chance to prove that one day.
>>518265817I need the joaquin phoenix reaction to that dancing cat
>>518242325>>518242325>>518242325Reminder that the "no tail", "tailless" posts are made by VPN niggers of a troon squad from iDrama and Valent Projects cuckademics to normalize furfag degeneracy across the board.You're welcome.>>518129824>>518129824
>>518265943https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VsMW3zVpnMMy steel and iron as its punched into the brewWatch the smoke rise, keep my sword trueThe work of the witch her spells begin to shineThe calls of blasphemy my rite is divineThe shield in my side declinesThe sword in my hand shinesCharging the gates, death will not waitFury and anger comes the crusaderCharging the gates, death will not waitFury and anger comes the crusaderThe king he cowers in a corner of the hallBegging for mercy, I ignore all his callsBurning his kingdom the end of tyrannyBegin a new life where everyone is freeRebuild from victory in timeThis holy conquered land is mineCharging the gates, death will not waitFury and anger comes the crusaderCharging the gates, death will not waitFury and anger comes the crusaderCharging the gates, death will not waitFury and anger comes the crusaderCharging the gates, death will not waitFury and anger comes the crusaderCharging the gates, death will not waitFury and anger comes the crusaderCharging the gates, death will not waitFury and anger comes the crusader
>>518265817ave caesar luzifur adducere lux illumina tenebris occultatum!Nemo me impune lacessitSi vis pacem para bellum!Ad astra per aspera!Mors tyrannorum dolorosa esse debet!Imperium aeternum per pertinaciam et iram!
>>518266021No tail is cryptospeak referring to our recent solar system visitors who are making the jews very uncomfortable.
>>518252367The second one is actually true though. Being gay, and doing witchcraft is just actually a core tenant of communism.
>>518266279Anime = gay
>>518266290
>>518266335
>>518266354When did you attack me kek?Anime was always gay btw
>>518266065https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jkp_A6udso
>>518266354
>>518266279omuamua?
>>518266338Based Star War the Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West watcher.
>>518266065love me some bmsshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uO_L-gEIf8o
>>518266621rolling for 5 6's
>>518266655close... fucking timer.
>>518257801>Nobody will ever [cue endless whining]Not with that loser attitude you have. Ever tried having some self-respect and being less pathetic?Do shit in real life and meet people instead of being a worthless shut-in, and you'll find someone.You have nobody to blame other than yourself, FAGGOT.
>>518257728>>518261371lurk two years before posting, newfaggots
>>518266801They will never learn and will always be new; also inb4 they claim to have been here for years already.
>>518266655
>>518242346käk, I don't think I'd seen this one before
>>518260164>>518260647>These females are probably XX years oldIt's funny how everyone kinda agrees that when it's a nigger female, it doesn't matter if they're underage and topless because they hardly qualify as human anyway.You will have plenty of documentaries from the third world with these girls with their tits out, but nobody gives a shit or consider it C.P.Even actual unironic pedos won't even seek it out because even them feel that being attracted to it is just beneath them.Really makes ya think.
>>518266489Based.
>>518242864O T O Y O Y A M A G U C H ITOYOYAMAGUCHI
>>518266621That's my fav.
>>518263783.35 caliber actually
>>518242588Hoodies are also great for the upper classes to pretend to be poor and get around unrecognized. They serve as camouflage.
https://youtu.be/s5AzrL_mEb4
>>518267069beyond that thoy are femoids, and pedos are predominantly faggots.
>>518255336Correct. That kike was charged with sedition.
>>518255485We're forming a White empire and we're taking the Central Asian cuties with us.
>>518267149ayyy, good taste then!let's see how eclectic it ishttps://youtu.be/CYD7elSc2Nwi listened to this shit for three days straight on full blast while on shrooms and weed oncethat shit had me going harder than mdma +dmt+betablockers+weed&alc with a group of niggermusic enjoying normies.
>>518267610Magst du das?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MJjmp-A35A
>>518267183In the name of Adolf Hitler i rebuke thee, vile Negro!>what's a black do on a swingset?>annoying snipers
>>518267236also a common trope, yes. but the hoods will usually be deeper than commoners hoods.
>>518267754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7jResTj9qc
>>518266314>tenantburger education
>>518267813Where is the best place to hide something from a nigger?In his work boots
>>518267772the song? very calming.Oder die Bedeutung? Denn gewiss suche ich stets Mittstreiter; and every sign those exist is very welcome indeed.picrel is also at least a sensible chuckleand reminds me i gotta jar tho flyagaric i've been drying.
>>518267754Whenever I take shooms I spontaneously hear the Teufelslied in my head and scream at the moon.
>>518267850all hail Varghttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bn6lfljADKs
>>518268148https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1ho4y1z7BK/Hard to find this one on NPC internet.
>>518268058how to pick up jewish girls:>dustpan.jpg
>>518268184Holy kek
>>518268184You need a brush too.
>>518268105>Teufelsliedgonna have to start the vpn for that lmaocheck "Tor Vpn"droid only so far but fuck is it cool!
Somebody bake a new humor thread
>>518260830>from the bottom to the power top
>>518268174#!/data/data/com.termux/files/usr/bin/bashOUTPUT_DIR=$(date +{%Y}-{%m-%d}__{%H%M})mkdir "/storage/emulated/0/Music/yt-dlp/$OUTPUT_DIR"while IFS= read -r link; do yt-dlp -x --audio-format m4a -o "/storage/emulated/0/Music/yt-dlp/$OUTPUT_DIR/%(title)s.%(ext)s" "$link"done < ~/youtube_links.txtrm ~/youtube_links.txtsave as .shrun sudo chmod +x on the filethrow link into that .txt and enjoy the download.rips entire playlists aswell
>>518268225AHHAHAHAHI gotta send this to my dad lmfao
