I will be a neet soon for the first time. Any tips appreciated. But how do i keep getting my gibs without applying for bullshit jobs? As far as i know i need to do 3 a month. Act retarded in the interviews?
>>518856260Next time thatB U R N 2 D I S K thread comes around you should copy and study itArchival romanticist Reception theoryGet sober, would be the one thing you'll probably NOT hear from anyone else. Use your time to work on yourself. Human potential. Etc
>>518856260>But how do i keep getting my gibs without applying for bullshit jobs?If you are struck with autism or some other mental disability. Then you can get it the disability payments. To be honest it's better to have autism than schizophrenia because otherwise they force you on medications.
Go to interviews in smelly clothes, don't brush hair etc.Take ages to answer any questions.
>>518856260Oops didn't read past the first two sentences. Ummm watch Poor Cow to find a better way than what your doing currently.If you have the patience..(-_-)Lol
>>518856260Congratulations, and welcome Anon!I gotmy own promotion only about a month ago, so I can't tell you that much besides the fact that it has been a blast so far. >As far as i know i need to do 3 a month. Act retarded in the interviews?If you're with the Agentur für Arbeit, they have left me completely alone so far.>Act retarded in the interviews?Its easier to act retarded in your applications apparently, write stuff in your cover letter that makes your clearly not what they are looking for. Worst comes to worst, tarding in the interview is always a last resort. Have fun!
>>518856260welcome coomrade, as a neet Royale u should plan ahead and collect the gibs as much as u can, try not to get hooked on drugs or alcohol cause they will waste ur precious neet bucks which should be spent on content and tendies.
>>518856260I've been a disability neet for almost 20 years. Over half of my life. Turning 40 early next year, and got it in Jan 2006. 2700 dollarinos right down my pocket each month. After taxes, of course. Feels good mane. Fuck jewciety. They can suck my big fat White cock.
>>518856260Nobody is hiring anyway, most companies are firing. Look at the data.
>>518856971Im actually an alcohol and not sure if im on the spectrum. Should i tell that to my doctor
>>518857371I got diagnosed with sperginess in 2005 and got my disability gibs a couple of months later, in Jan 2006. I also drink too much, but I have a glass of antabuse in the cupboard, so when it gets out of hand, I take them and take a break from the booze for some weeks or a month maybe, and then I just smoke weed. I grow my own weed during summer too. Got plenty of time, kek. Time is literally all I got. I pity goy slaves. Just popped a gin 45 mins ago. Life's good mane.
>>518857525Do you take NAC?
>>518857594Uhh, no?
>>518857594But I make hamstergülle songs/music videos. (I'm White and Danish, but mock muzzies with hamster slurry videos).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X7V-i39TrM
>>518857248my parents pay my gibs and were barely middle class im a fail at even being a neet
>>518856260NEETdom is great just don't start taking drugs or alcohol and you should be fine.
>>518857594I got 700 a week. I have to apply for 6 a week though. I get paid 20 a week for just showing up.So I'm not sure I can help you
>>518857673That's not the way to do it, unless your parents are rich. You're a strain on them. Be a stain on society, and not a stain on your parents. I moved out when I was 15. Was before 9/11, in Aug. 2001. Never looked back. My mom is also kind of fucked. Apathetic as fuck. She didn't even like my Hamstergülle videos.. Just went "Meh", although I've spent hours on end on them and paid like 150 dollars in AI to make them. My father was a heroin junkie. Saw him the last time in 1992 when I was six, and he beat up my mom because she didn't have monies he could spend on junk. Fortunately, the bastard died in 2010. Still love my mom, though. She's alright, but also pretty spergy. As was my late grandfather. We got our sperginess from him. He was an ultrasperg, kek.
>>518857756Systems are different. Around here, if you lose you job through no fault of your own , you get like 60% of your net wage paid out as gibs for up to a year. Once that runs out or if you got fired due to your own fault, you get social welfare which is your rent + roughly 500 bucks a month flat. Social welfare covers everything, disability as well. Only difference is whether they pester you with "job offers" or not.>>518857371Porbably not, they will just send you to rehab and being on the Spectrum is not enough for permanent disability. But if your doctor is nice, it may come in handy to get out of appointments because you happen to be "sick" when they come.
>>518856260https://www.elo-forum.org/threads/das-anti-zaf-bewerbungsschreiben-ein-sammelthread-fuer-vorlagen.90326/e(rwerbs)lo(sen)forum has good advices and can help in general. Also did they write in your Kooperationsplan that you have to apply..? Otherwise you don't have to, but just say you did. If you apply at companies they themself didnt sent you, asking them if you applied is against DSGVO. With Zeitarbeit it's more complicated, just write a bare minimum application and let it through that you are often sick and have sleeping problems, also depressions. Worst case you get a doc note on day 1 if they take you, but that should be last resort.Also always go to your appointments there! Getting sanctioned for this is retarded and that way you will never reach the level of Profi-Hartzer.Also get a minijob if you need some money. Often they let you be with that and theres way less pressure. If you need more money and have stuff like old comics, pokemon cards and whatever, sell them on kleinanzeigen.de for cash and let the customer come to pick them up.
>>518858051Do you also get subsidised rent, or whatever it's called? The more expensive rent I have, up till 65m2, the more I get in subsidies. I pay 900 in rent for my apartment, but they pay around 40% of it because it's a housing complex. They don't pay out the money, but it's just subtracted from my rent. So I only pay 550 euros or so, for a 2 bedroom apartment in a really nice area, and I have two gardens n' sheeit. 98% White area with total harmony. I also have a mentor, who's essentially my friend, and he pays pizza/restaurant food twice a week and is a great support in my life. He's got a private company, so no authority/state bs. He also knows I grow weed and shit. He also bought a 27" boat from me, because I'm a retard with money and everything got insanely expensive with corona and the war in Ukraine, but I'm the caretaker of the boat, so I can use it as much as I want. He even pays the diesel, kek. Life couldn't be much better. In about two year's time, I'll be debt free, and then I'm buying a nice German car.
>>518856260just shart on your application. and if you have to go to an interview, shart on your hands before shaking hands with them. if they ask what it is on your hands, tell them its shart.
>>518858810Found the jeet. Made a song just for you, Guptesh. https://vocaroo.com/1adZK3KMTpjo
>>518858810YO LIL DONNIE>>518858304>Do you also get subsidised rent, or whatever it's called? Not really, Theres some extra gibs if you pay rent but it gets calculated against your actuakly welfare, and all in all not worth the effort. Denmark sounds very cozy ngl
>>518858270>ZeitarbeitSo they try to send you to the shittiest jobs possible? No way im doing that
>>518856260>3 a monthLucky fucker. Here in 'straya you need to do 20 a month + extras like a 6month course or some other training shit. I'm no longer on it as it's total shit. They sometimes apply jobs for you too. If you don't have a disability for free gibs or something similar, it's trash. Still amazed that it's only 3 month.
>>518856260Dont write any applications, so then you dont get job offers that you have to take?
>>518858920They won't do that unless you're totally unqualified and don't have a degree or completed Ausbildung in anything proper
>>518856260Apply to only jobs that have crazy requirements. If somehow they do hire you it should pay really well. Fuck about and fake it for a week and get fired. Repeat.
>>518858920By now i work my way into disability, havent worked for 5 years now lol. But since it became obvious, that CDU would take next vote, I got a diagnosis. Recently I passed first step into Erwerbsunfähigkeit. Zeitarbeit is usually their last attempt to turn you into a slave, after that they let you become an Aktenleiche or try to shove you to Sozialamt, like me. So stay strong and keep going!
>>518858893It's also calculated against my gibs, but only if I make money besides my disability gibs. I'm allowed to make 13,000 dollars besides my pension. I have a good friend who's a caretaker of around 200 apartments in the city I live in, whom I paint the apartments for. Sometimes there's 5 apartments per month, so I make a killing (40 yuros per hour under the table), but sometimes there's nothing to do for 3-4-5 months. Depends on whether people move out or not. I'm in a rather dry period for the time being. Only had 2 apartments the past 4 months. Thinking it's because of inflation. It's expensive to move. Hope it turns soon. Sometimes I'm bathing in money. Picrel. One 500 kr bill is like 75-80 yuros. 107k DKK in picrel. Already blew them on coke, hookers and booze.
>>518856260First, you should touch some grass once in a while.And secondly dont become insane in the head.
>>518856260apply for jobs you're not qualified formake sure you mention you're a white man on your applications
>>518858988I think they will cut your gibs if you do that>>518859030Thats honestly a good idea but the interviews for those can be brutal. Its called assessment center and its a fucking nightmare. Im talking roleplay shit with 30 people
>>518859211I think putting in diverse as a gender could actually be bad here. Maybe not for the HR lady but the boomer who gets it next
>>518859249If i would be in the USA i would just insist on they/them pronouns
>>518857819Truth. Not the same anon, but moving out now in Burgerland is atrocious. Although, if anon's parents are letting him stay, it's a good thing so long as he helps around the house and is trying to figure out a way out of having to enter the job market, at least that's what I'm doing. I'm doing pretty well because of this strat, and at this point, I'm expecting to be able to move out. I'm probably thinking of being a hermit in some apartment in a different country so I can farm money overseas and be able to afford stuff.
>>518859274I thought the same thing, but methinks you have to actually play the part in person as well, but I've never tried it since I refuse to go through any more job interviews and working towards other people's dreams at the expense of my own.
>>518859373Sure. America is also a different place. Way more individualistic. Makes sense for Americans. But in Europe, or at least Northern Europe, any 16-18 yo has enough money to make it on their own. Especially if they work besides their education gibs. Yeah, you get money here to take an education, kek. It's called SU here. Statens Uddannelsesstøtte (Governmental Educational Support). It's around 8-900 dollars after taxes. And you can take a job besides that. One of my friends saved up 30k dollars equiv. while taking an education. He's also really good with money, but still. I don't think that would be remotely possible in America.
>>518856260act like a crazy bum and get $900 a month, you'll have to spend time in a mental hospital and you'll lose the right to own guns, good luck.
>>518859635I didn't notice your flag, you can't own a gun anyways.
>>518857651kek, pretty autistic, but the spanish guitar song you made is cool
>>518859373>job marketwill go full 1488 if i see a jeet
>>518856563Is schizoid PD sufficient, or is that not considered severe enough?
>>518859503Ah, yea that makes sense. I'm around the age bracket you mentioned, around 22. I was in community college 2 years ago for Computer Science, but dropped out after 3 semesters and owe 7k USD in loans right now. I have some friends, who wage slave and are in college, but are working with me on our project. We practiced different skills since the Covid quarantine happened 2020. We were pretty much thinking of getting apartments in Thailand temporarily while we farmed money online and save up while our other realtor friend does the same. Our current lineup is basically jewmaxxing, which is just using the strategy they use by keeping the money flowing between us and our families only. In all honesty, I am extremely lucky as a zoomer to even have boomer parents like mine that'll let me be a NEET for a few years while I gain as much skills and experience as possible.Btw, how is Denmark? I might consider moving there after I make enough capital
>>518859766Kek. Thanks. I'm pretty proud of them. I edited the clips myself in videopad. A lot of work. Even wrote all the lyrics. Gylle is manure/slurry in Danish. But I made the "y" with "ü" which is the Turkish "y". Used Suno for songs and Artlist for hamster clips. If you understood the lyrics, you'd be laughing your guts out, kek. Essentially "Hamster manure is the best, allahu akbar" and shit like that. Only Danes, and maybe Norwegians/Swedes would understand the lyrics.
>>518859775>having to see a jeet, nog, or spic in generalThis country is a hellscape in these major cities. I'm getting out of mine asap since the joggers and shit are getting more and more violent and uppity. What's worse is that our judicial system allows this behavior due to jewish sorcery/manipulation tactics.
>>5188572482700 USD? Fuck that’s so good.AusNEETS only get 1630 USD/monthI should have taken advantage of the extra disability scheme before it got scaled way back and gotten government mandated prozzies and trips overseas.
>>518859929Good on you that you've learned how to jewmaxx. It's the only way to freedom in this world, unless you win the lottery or buy a shitcoin at 10k mcap, kek. Denmark is top tier. Probably the best country in the world. Not the Whitest. Finland or Poland are Whiter, but they have either shitty weather, or other problems. Denmark is the shit. We have shitskins, but it's really not that bad. I live in Næstved, and it's 95% White or so. 50k pop. Everything is lax and nice. You can get shitfaced on the local square and sleep on a bench with your wallet on your stomach, and there's a good chance no one will do shit. If you're White and industrious (yeah, might hypocritical for a person like me, but we don't want unproductive immigrants ofc). If the top 10% of White Americans move to Denmark and adopted our worldview, we'd be a superpower before 2050. We could place nukes per 500 meters of the Greenlandic coast. Generally, I hate mutts, but some of you are alright. You just gotta have the White mindset, meaning you understand the concept of the weakest link. I'm a sperg and all that, but I have a good life here. In America I'd been a school shooter 20 years ago. (almost 40 now). Here, I could never dream of it, cause I feel loved by society, to some extent. We're very close to each other. I, for instance, just harvested all the green tomatoes in my garden, so that my neighbor who lives above me, can pickle them. There's just another level of harmony here. We could always use some more White people - who understand the White mindset that is. You'll easily adjust. Just don't move to Copenhagen. That's a fucking shithole. However, Denmark is like New Hampshire on steroids. Life is good here.
>>518857248Apparently, in Norway, you can get disability benefits if you have frequent migraines.
>>518856260Just start a business that doesn't require much time.
>>518860148Not only that, I have a mentor whom I eat pizza (proper Italian, not shitskin) with twice a week, and he pays for a boat which I have full access too. He even pays the diesel. Life is almost too good. Sometimes I have to pull myself up, just because it's so comfy I get lost in it. All in all, if I had to pay for everything myself, it's probably 3500 dollars a month, no strings. It's also kind of uhh.. How can I say.. demoralizing, cause nothing is required from me. I have to pull myself up sometimes, cause life is too easy here. I know it sounds fucked, but that's how it is. I also know how to squeeze the lemon, if you will.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-Si-ioy6Qw
>>518860363Pretty much the same here. Denmark is just as rich as the fjellmonkeys. They might have a big oil fund, but they're only allowed to spend 3% of it each year, else it'll dilute their economy. Denmark and Norway are probably the best countries in the world when it comes to gibs. Don't know about Sweden. Would never want to live there, as it's Mogadishu 2.0, meaning it's not really that good.
>>518860340Lmao. Among most Americans, I'm White, but the bar is quite low now for that here since they consider a lot of Latinos and Hispanics White in our statistics. My father grew up as a poor white on a farm and worked his way up to middle class and retired at 52 (dude legit worked so hard he went bald, but at least he was able to raise me properly with my mom). My mom on the other hand is Portuguese, which is probably why I haven't been kicked out of the home when I reached 18 years old like a lot of White Americans.Mirin the home garden though. I have one too, or rather, my dad does. He's got this terrace garden where he has a lot of fruits, plus some fruit trees (plum, peach, and cherry). Honestly, good for you though for having that set up, I've always envied euro anons for having a better quality of life.
>>518856260Ex 12 year NEET here.Get yourself a decent amount of hobbies. You will grow very bored doing the same 1 or 2 thing every single day. Also drink coffee. Helps with maintaining sleep schedule and preventing naps
>>518857819>muh sperginess>describes his dysfunctional trash familyyou just never had the chance to learn from the right role models
>>518860820Portugese are also White imo. They're European. I've worked at a hostel in Lisboa. Portugese people are nice and very friendly. I don't care if they're not as pale as me, they're still White and European. Good, friendly, peaceloving people. Sounds nice with the garden, man. I grow tomatoes, chilies and sunflowers (the latter just because they look and smell nice). I should expand it, but uhh.. I'm too lazy. My neighbor pickles all the green tomatoes (the ones that never made it) every fall. I just harvested them today, waiting for him to come home, so I can give them to him. They're so tasty when pickled. Come to Denmark, fren. You'll love it here. Just stay out of the 5 biggest cities. They have that big city vibe, where people are cold and all that, plus they're somewhat brown (10-15%). In the provinces, you'll have almost 100% Whites communities with total harmony. It's close to heaven.
>>518856260well because of the immigration and your countries commitment to diversity. they defaintly wont hire you
>>518860994It is what it is. My grandfather was so spergy you couldn't even begin to imagine. The slightest sound or light that was a bit out of the ordinary, and he was ready to go six feet underground, kek. Sperginess is a genetic thing. I don't care what an ültratürk faggot like you think. I've made four songs for you, faggot nigger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-Si-ioy6Qwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X7V-i39TrMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wiYGSYNNOUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgrusxTcfYUYou're nothing but a fucking rodent.
>>518856260be nice to the government wagie in bürgiamt. tell them you gonna provide monthly list of applied to jerbs. they can keep you off the list of no-good-doers, since you do the minimum with proof. interview will ask you about money and you will just answer with a reasonable+ amount, that fits your qualifications. since it's reasonable, they will say, it's too much and go with the next retard. consider the 3-5 days of work per month doing this nonsense as well invested time, to keep bürgi going. dont sperg out at bürgiamt, act like you wanna find a job. so you are not under a close lense.
>>518856260The Agentur left me alone for almost six months. I have my first appointment end of this week though and they want to talk about my application efforts so far. I plan to just make up random stuff. I got gibs granted till next year spring and unfortunately won’t be able to get into Bürgergeld since I would need to use my savings and also would need to move into a smaller apartment.
>>518856260You actually have to try hard to not get hired in Germany???
>>518860477Wait kek holy shit. I didn't read this part before I sent my last reply. Fuark that's comfy. >>518861182Dayuuuum. I'll probably look into Denmark. I wanted to learn another language anyways for wherever I decide to settle at. Honestly, I probably wouldn't have touched any of the big cities anyways since I don't like going out much. This shit is whitepilling though. Puts a smile on my face seeing that there's anons on here living so comfy, and makes me want to work towards that position kek. The city I'm in is around 50% brown no joke lmao. Mainly due to the mass influx of hispanic and jeet immigrants to a lesser extent.
>>518861786There is a plethora of minimum wage jobs with abmysal working conditions in Germany. They are almost exclusively occupied by refugees, non-German speaking migrants or other undesirables. The government agency tries to move you into exactly these jobs to get rid of you.
>>518861696Can i make demands like only jobs with homeoffice a couple of days per week or would that throw them off?
>>518861864It's comfy as fuck. Literally too comfy. I have to pull myself up by the strings now and then, cause I have so much freedom it's bad for me, since I'm spergy and don't know how to make the best of it. Danish is VERY similar to English. The most difficult part for you would be the pronunciation. But the written language, you could master within a year or two at max. It's probably the closest you'll get to English. It's even closer to English than Dutch. Around 30-35% of English comes directly from Danish because we cucked the bongs for 250 years. If you come here, and you have a work-your-ass-off spirit, you'll make 5k USD after taxes each month, with whatever benefits, free healthcare and what not. So have at it. We could always use some more productive Whites. That'll also boost my neetbux, kek. I'd love to become a productive member of society, but honestly, I'm too spergy. I'm the sperg of spergs, even my sperg friends bow in the dust. It's kind of neat, but then again, it's lonely in some ways.. But it's my life.
>>518862104theres german youtube channels, that only talk about how to deal with bürgeramt and sozialgericht. if you tell them you are applying for jobs for you qualification and they feel like you are trying, they ideally leave you alone. if you did 2 years of SVpflichtig work, you are owed atlest 1 year ALG1, which they can not cut you out from.
>>518861281>Sperginess is a genetic thing.keep on telling that to yourself to feel less of a failure. just don't forget that if you're ever going to be ready for taking responsibility for yourself, you will have too many things to catch up on>look at my vlogi ain't clicking shit, if it's not your onlyfans account
>>518861973Over here, they just waste your time. You'd see some shitty fast food restaurant that says they're hiring and when you show up they'll tell you some shit like "I would have hired you, but our staff team is full" or they tell you that they'll call you back and never do. The way a lot of employers hire people here is specifically designed to waste your life away. I see people legit min-maxxing their applications (not just the contents, but the amount they can send). >>518862183>cause I have so much freedom it's bad for me, since I'm spergy and don't know how to make the best of it.Ngl I feel like it's just the downside of being an effective NEET. I've been enjoying my life for 2 years unemployed and had so much free time that I end up losing track of a lot of my excess time. The only thing that snapped me back was my parents and also because I'm a young dude and really want to explore shit. Time feels like it's speeding up so much as of late, but that's my cue that I need to start living and doing new stuff so time slows down a bit, if that makes sense.> Around 30-35% of English comes directly from Danish because we cucked the bongs for 250 years.Ah, then should be easy enough. I picked up Spanish and stuff while I was in school pretty quick due to similar reasons.
>>518862496Spoken like a true goy slave. Get back to work, goy. The gibs are paying themselves. Envy is an ugly thing.
any neets in Polandia got tips on how to get gibs? i'm desperate
>>518862527That's why I have a mentor whom I eat pizza/restaurant food with twice a week, while we have good, productive talks. He's also gonna pay half of my driver's license next year. Every cloud has a silverlining. But all in all, it's not too bad. I search greater meaning in life, but don't we all. That being said, I'm light years ahead of my peers when it comes to philosophic matters, cause I've had all my life to think exactly what I want. I never went to school as a kid. Got kicked out of first grade because I was too spergy for them. Ever since, I've minded my own business. Fortunately, I have some good friends, so I'm not a loner. A lot of people in my position are loners, though. I pity them. Guess I'm a highfunctioning gigasperg. Danish is extremely easy for English speakers, as long as you can get past the pronunciation. I'd say that probably 45-50% of the everyday words you use in English derive from Danish/Old Norse. Can't even be bothered to make examples, but you can try to google translate some sentences and see for yourself. Even the grammar is often 1:1. Sometimes, you have 20 word sentences where the word constellations and everything is the exact same. My English is 100% fluent, and it's been since I was 12 or so. It's hardly a second language to me. I do speak Spanish and German, but not nearly as good as English. Lived in Spain for 2 years back in 2012-14, and then German, I grew up with, cause I live in Southern Denmark, and we got all their UHF tv back in the 90s. Watched a lot of German cartoons and learned it that way. Also been to Germany probably 200 times, kek. Ich liebe Deutschland und die Deutchen, aber nicht die Turkische schweinhunden.
>>518862183>I'd love to become a productive member of society, but honestly, I'm too spergyKek desu there are different ways to be productive as a neet. You could be making art or something related that improves your country's culture (similar to how some art regresses it). Could be an inventor or something as well, and the best part is that you're doing this stuff as a hobby, which is ideal because you'll love your own work.
>>518862938>That's why I have another sugar daddy, in addition to daddy welfareoh man, how low can someone get
>>518863065Stay mad. It's called neetmaxxing. The municipality pays for everything. He's just the middleman.
>>518862823Come to Germany and larp as an Ukrainian. You get instant confirmation, gibs and an apartment.
>>518862953I am, though.. I make hamster slurry music videos. Already posted them here. >>518861281Also, I grow tomatoes and chilies, and also sunflowers. And then I grow beemix flowers, making the bee frens happy.
>>518863293i don't want to get stabbed by niggers but thank you anon..
>>518862938Oh lol what exactly does this mentor of yours teach? Can't really say I had anything like that since a lot of adults in the US are very childish (ironic coming from a neet), or at least so individualistic to the point that people here are often atomized. Older people here also tend to pull the ladder up behind them.>>518863543Oh those are your vids kek. I'll leave some likes for your success.>Also, I grow tomatoes and chilies, and also sunflowersRight lmao. My bad forgot you mentioned that earlier lol
>>518863620I wanted to say there are no niggers where I live but I saw one yesterday at the gym lol
>>518863808Not really anything, besides listening to my many frustrations. But he's a good sparing partner. He's also somewhat deep-minded, if you will. We talk about a lot of stuff that I can't really talk with my friends about. I've even redpilled him on the jews. I wouldn't consider myself childish, and you wouldn't either if you met me. I'm just different. Very different. It's both good and bad. If I was just a tad more spergy, I'd be flinching all over the place, not being able to hold a normal conversation. I'm also very sensitive. But I've learned to cope and contain it. I'm almost 40. When I was 20, it was very different. I struggled a lot back then, but I'm more "human" today, and I've secured myself some good friends who understand me. I've put all my cards on the table and told them who I am, and they've accepted the premises. Sometimes, I offend, but they understand that it's not my intention. I know that America is extreme atomized, which is fucking sad. I don't know what to say. I don't know the origins of it, but honestly, I don't even think it's niggers etc. cause we got shitskins here too, and they didn't manage to atomize us. Maybe it's in your revolutionary genes. Back when you left Europe, it was the "wild" genes leaving us. 10% of all Danes left for America. That's a lot. Those were the so-called "misfits". It's probably in your genes - no offense. >vidsKek, yeah.. I spent like 150 dollars on AI shit to make them happen, but I'm kind of proud. All my friends love them. Wish you could understand the lyrics. But hamstergülle (hamstergylle in Danish) means hamster slurry/manure.. The reason I spell it with ü instead of y is because turks spell y as ü, and I'm making a mockery of them/other arabs/muzzies. The songs are about how nice hamster manure is, and how you can't live without it. And how I deal the hamster manure all night long, but only till 10 pm, but sometimes till 11, if I'm still awake, kek. Long story.. But it's funny.
>>518856260The righteous shall inherit the land and dwell in it forever. Yeah, study Psalm 37 with AI, any Bible verse about inheritance.
>>518856663this op, make yourself unemployablebut don't make it too obvious
how much do you get for NEETing in goymany?here in Wakanda, you get 635,71 €, but if you dont pay rent (you own your house, or someone lets you stay for free), you get only 559,58 €.(thats for one person. a couple without kids gets 953,57 €)
>>518859689Hardly worth it for $900
>>518864768Premium gibs: 60% of your previous net income for up to 1 yearStandard gibs: 567€ + rent and heating for a 1bdr apartment.
>>518864929ok so the premium gibs we have is unemployment benefits, where it's 70% of your previous salary, capped at a maximum of 6 200 € netto. this last for 18 months (and you have to go the arbeit agency). after the 18 months, you get into the standard gibs, which is called RSA, and you get the 635,71 €, but you have to pay the rent. if you find a small apartment that is cheap, I think it gets covered by another thing called APL, but you still have to throw in some of your gibs, maybe like 100 euros. you can also get heating/electricity for like 20euros a month + free healthcare all inclusive.the problem is that you cannot do much in Wakanda with 500 euros a month, it's survival mode
>>518856260>>518856971ihr dreckigen parasiten, hofe ihr werdet gezwungen diese straßenarbeiten zu machen ihr nutzloses pack
>>518859503Do you also suck your friends cock? you obviously look up to him
>>518865278635 and paying your own rent sounds rough, even if you just pay 100€ out of your gibs. It’s the same here, the price of groceries skyrocketed in the last 4 years and 567€ really just allows you to survive. This is why most NEETs in Germany find a NEET wife and get kids because then you then get access to a bigger apartment, additional gibs and so on. Single NEETS definitely have it the hardest.
>>518856663dammit I laughed a bri'ish person
>>518865408>t. Minimum WagieHalts Maul Kanacke. Nicht meine Schuld dass du dich üpbern Tisch ziehen lässt wie der Volltrottel der du bist>w-wenn ich jetzt extra hart cucke g-gibts b-bestimmt die BeförderungProtip: Die Beförderung ist für Cheffes Söhnemann gedacht. Nicht für dich. Und jetzt husch husch an die Arbeit, Feierabend ist noch lang hin!
>>518858270Can you even have a mini job in Germany? I heard you can only earn up to 100 euro
>>518865786Yeah, Perma-Neeting isn't really an option unless you're very frugal. I intend to max out my regular unemployment gibs , but find something else before those run out.The real problem is getting fired again in such a way that I get another round of the fat gibs, they don't get paid if you quit on your own or do something that leads to you getting fired.
>>518866020Gonna have to sperg max so they just cant with you anymore
>>518865408Du hurensohn du wirst für mich arbeiten bis zu deinem elenden lebensende. Hast du mich verstanden ? Wehe du machst länger pause als erlaubt!
>>518865616Why wouldn't I look up to him. He's self-employed with 50 employees. I've seen him built it all up by himself. But no, I'm not a faggot. Keep your gay fantasies to yourself, nigger.
>>518866074That still means Bürgergeld, which sucks ass. A acquaintance of mine just jeetmaxed and showed up to appointments stinking like he died last week until they stopped calling him, so theres a multitude of ways if you just want to be left alone. But actually getting juicy gibs, no way but finding employment for a few years and then getting fired the right way again.
>>518866020Gibs Min-maxing sounds comfy. What type of jobs are you doing in between the gibs? I don’t really want to go back into an office and thinking of something more casual like street sweeping, security or parcel deliveries
>>518856663You mean be yourself
>>518866341Logistics consulting,but my last jobs was way way way too much office. Normally it means travelling around a lot and mostly working in harbours/Freight terminals optimizing shit. very project based, which means theres a good chance you are let go when a project ends, accessing the good gibs.The problem I see with min wage jobs like delivery and such is that 60%of the wage are at best going to pay as well as Bürgergeld. Maybe going for a trade could do the trick, if you can stomach the Ausbildung.
>>518856260the pro-tip anon is for when interviewers ask if you have any questions to simply ask "what is the sexual abuse policy around here?"
>>518862183That sounds comfy af, anon. I could easily drive to Denmark and check it out myself. Any good areas near the border or a place I should see further in? Definitely not interested in big cities as they tend to be shitskin infested like you've stated. it's obv not different here.
5 years neet here but I also have the Tism which helps very much. bI have bad grades on the school report and only applied for jobs who are out of my reach anyways, like chemistry and biology laboratory technician. The job center should adapt to you, not the other way around. You need to clearly define your goals and set your expectations as high as possible. Do a few internships every 2-3 months for 1-2 weeks, preferably in physical work, and then say it was too hard for you and that you’re not cut out for it and need something less physical. The job center can be your wish well, you just have to play your cards right.
>>518867012I live on Southern Zeeland, and have only been to Jutland 5 times in my life or so, but Southern Jutland is quite cozy. Sønderborg, Augustenborg, Aabenraa and Graasten are nice places. Was there some 20 years ago. Beautiful small towns. Best during summer of course. Ribe as well, it's the oldest town in Denmark. Very picturesque. Picrel. Lots of nice, old streets, more or less 100% shitskin free.
>>518856260tell them you smoke weed and sometimes don't show up because you're too lazy and would rather sleep in
Mach Langzeitpraktikum auf dem Pferdehof für drei Monate, aber im Winter ist scheiße. Amt zahlt Deutschlandticket und du musst nur 5std am Tag arbeiten, kannst mit den Pferden chillen und triffst heiße Reiterinnen. So wie ich, jetzt arbeite ich Teilzeit da, besser als Neet und mehr Geld. Gibt auch manchmal Bonus wenn die Stallgemeinschaft geil ist, so wie bei uns.
>>518867703DON'T TELL THEM YOU SOMKE THE HERB. They WILL put you on a list, they will force medical examinations, they will try getting you into withdrawal clinic and you may get a Betreuer.
>>518868030are germans really like this?
>>518856260bro like a million shitskins in your country figured it out im sure you can too. just apply to CEO positions exclusively. apply to jobs that pay a minimum of $500,000 euros
>>518867601Thanks for the recommendations. I'll surely make a trip to southern Jutland one day since it's less than 4 hours away from me.
>>518868030Why its legal now?
>>518857651LOL this is incredible my man keep it up
Congrats!I was in Ausbildung for a while, sucked dick, would never do it till 60Ill try not working again ever again
>>518868435Yes but serbian flag said:,,don't show up because you're too lazy'' and if you're stupid enough to say it's because of drugs, they'll label you as a junkie and the Jobcenter has a big problem with junkies who leach of gibs.
>>518868434Sehr basiert, freund. I'm sure you'll have a great time there.
>>518868838Say at least which job the apprenticeship was and how long you endured? I have 2 Abbrüche, 2016 and 2018. 1.5 years and 3 months. The second one wasn't my fault the company sucked ass. Will try agaun next year as a gardener but not wagie shit like garten/landschaftsbau but Zierpflanzenbau.
>>518857248Fucking based, I almost wish I was in your position
>>518869151I was an electrician, I got fired, jobcenter put me in a Masnahme so I could continue the apprenticeship, wen through 2 other companies and finally quitgardener sounds ok I guessNEVER work construction man
>>518869388>NEVER work construction manWhat was so bad about construction? Besides it being a heavy manual labor job of course. Did they have too many Achmeds and Motumbos who only talked about ficki ficki?
>>518868678Kek. Thanks, fren. Wish you could understand the lyrics. You'd puke from laughter.
>>518869388I have no experience with construction but Handwerk in general always sucked ass for me. Either I'm unqualified (Autism) or most those jobs are really more bullshit than others.
I'm not sure how to help.Got diagnosed in 2004 when I was 10.Until I was 18, nobody would take me seriously or treat me as an adult which is fair enough for most, but it meant that the talk of abuse was ignored.By 17, my mother had arranged for tismbux, and the unemployment services approved it but only gave a medical discharge for 85%. That way I could get the money and eventually move out, but the services would be able to "help" me get a job or meaningful life somehow.That help has resulted in 1 successful and 2 further attempts at fraud on their part. They'd send me to some integration company that was just a letterbox and had no resources, and the worker would get cashback by sending me there.I had to get out of that by joining art school, which worked but had no future for me. "Did you know you're 10-15 years ahead of everyone here?"Out of art school, I partook in some sort of adult daycare situation at a commercial video production business, not because I needed it (I'm more than happy on my own) but because it was recommended by a care worker.That daycare turned out to commit a tonne of fraud too. There was no money for videomaking equipment, and there was no equipment. But the lady running the place did buy her daughter a horse, apparently her unemployed ass did have money for that. Funny how that works.Then I got sent to another city by the same unemployment service worker to apply for a learning trajectory, which when I showed up turned out to be a temporary office in a rented shed with a business that didn't do learning trajectories. Another fraud. I didn't join them.Then I meandered from coffee to training course, and wound up being offered a job in the backoffice at the unemployment services. They refused to renew my contract because I was "too good to be working here", while waving a promotion in front of me "but there's no money".I burned out a week later and 2 weeks after that lockdown happened and now I just want to kill everybody.
>>518856260>Any tips appreciatedGet hobbies. Because otherwise the realization about the true meaning of existence will creep in and you will kill yourself. Cycling is a good one to waste time>But how do i keep getting my gibs without applying for bullshit jobs?Go to a doctor, say you will kill yourself if you ever have to work again. Eventually they will send to Rehab. Once you a declared unfit for work, they will move you into Grundsicherung
>>518856260Oh, I forgot: Rent the most expensive, luxurious place you can get your hands on. They will be forced to pay for it no matter what the first two years or so
>>518869744can you poast the lyrics fren?
>>518856260>Act retarded in the interviews?Yes but then if they still hire you, act extra retarded and just stare at your phone and receive paychecks until they fire you and you get gibs again.
>>518869536it only is ok if you are a normie
>>518870065I was also born 1994! Why do you want to kill anyone, it sounds like you've done a few things already ateast. But seriously, dude, listen, dude weed man. Really I smoke since I'm 18, growing my own since february and it's my dream to work in the medical business. I'm way too poor for an amsterdam-trip but I have a friend who visits regularly and brings back the best dope I've ever smoked. I love Super Silver Haze, oldschool genetics rule. But anyways, why so angry if you have the best weed?
>>518870442Oh shit.. It's four songs.. I can do for one song. Sjæftan - Det' ikk' så godt (Boss-tan, it's not so good):Yeeah.. For it's hamster slurry.. The ladies like that.. Yes it's hamster slurry, the best slurry you can think of.. Ohhh, boss.. Yes, I'm telling you my boss, they like that hamster slurry and it's all night long, cause my hamster slurry is the best of its kind, it costs a lot of money.. Boss oh you.. And meee... For I'm telling you boss, my friend you have to try that hamster slurry, it's no joke.. no, it's no joke.. Hamster slurry, I'm slurrying all night long, but it's not soo good, you have to get your shit together. I know it's hard, but try anyways, boss my friieeend.. Hamster slurry, I slurry all night long and it's not so good, you need to get your shit together, I know it's hard, but try anyways, boss my frieeend... Get your shit together... Yes you need to get your shit together.. Boooossss... 2x.. It's probably funnier in Danish. I managed to get Suno to make the Danish muzzie accent, which is hilarious. All t sounds, they do the tj sound.. So tak becomes tjak and so on.. Don't know if it makes sense.
>>518870831>why u so mad?Because every adult in my environment is a vaxxed traitor or a child abuser, because every authority that ever got involved did nothing but screw me over for a paycheck, because the diagnosis was false and the psychiatrist added a few symptoms so it "would be easier to get help in the future" and my parents were told the same thing and proceeded to lie to me about it ever since, and because when you point these matters out and prove it to people, they simply don't give a fuck and walk away.Everything we've been taught about society and community in school, family talks and on TV / in movies, is a complete lie, a fabrication that doesn't exist. Real people don't behave those ways and expect you to stay away from them because they all know from each other that people are nothing but trouble.Maybe Germany's a better country. This is what Amsterdam is like to grow up in.As for the weed, I don't smoke.It's a lot of money and I'd rather spend that on cappuccinos and good food.Besides, smoking weed to escape from problems that other people are causing? I don't like that idea.
>>518871080kek
>>518871367>Maybe Germany's a better country.Almost everyone's vaxxed too and people also don't give a fuck about each other, we're still central europe. I got diagnosed with the tism when I was 26. I would've had way less problems if that happened a decade before. Weed isn't escapism for me it's part of my lifestyle.
>>518870442Did lyrics for Sjæftan - Bedst (Boss-tan - Best):Slurry-urry.. Slurry-urry.. Ahaa eeeh... I'm dealing that slurry, yes I'm dealing that slurry.. There's nothing these pig bastards (cops) can do... Cuz I'm dealing all I want to.. Yeah they can suck my dick.. Suck my dick.. For my slurr-slurr-slurr it is always best best best..They don't believe it, but it's because they haven't tasted it.. Boossss... Bish-slurry my hamster slurry-aalaahleeh.. oh oh.. There's slurry everywhere, yeah everywhere.. It's hamster slurry.. always ready for delivery, but only till 10 pm.. Yeah only till 10 pm.. Maybe 11 pm, if I'm awaaake..Ohh no no.. inshallah, it's the cleanest slurry oh oh.. It's good for dicky-icky allaaah.. Oh no oh oh.. Inshallah it's the cleanest slurry-urry-illaah-allahh. Because all these folks say to on for me.. (muzzie danish, kek). (flute)..I'm dealing that slurry, yes I'm dealing that slurry.. There's nothing these pig bastards (cops) can do... Cuz I'm dealing all I want to.. Yeah they can suck my dick.. Suck my dick.. For my slurr-slurr-slurr it is always best best best..They don't believe it, but it's because they haven't tasted it.. Boossss... Bish-slurry my hamster slurry-aalaahleeh.. oh oh.. There's slurry everywhere, yeah everywhere.. It's hamster slurry.. always ready for delivery, but only till 10 pm.. Yeah only till 10 pm.. Maybe 11 pm, if I'm awaaake..Ohh no no.. inshallah, it's the cleanest slurry oh oh.. It's good for dicky-icky allaaah.. Oh no oh oh.. Inshallah it's the cleanest slurry-urry-illaah-allahh. Because all these folks say to on for me.. (muzzie danish, kek). (flute)..I don't know if it makes sense in English. But it's very good in Danish, and everone I show it to laugh their asses off. It's a 10 year old running joke I have with a friend. It's based on the Turkish "Ü".. It's a dead ugly language, and hamstergülle happens to sound very Turkish for some reason.. I'm happy AI made my dream come true.
>>518872033Here's the song FYI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X7V-i39TrMI'm proud of the production value. It's almost pro tier. Took me around 6-7 hours from start to finish, with everything.
>>518856260>Act retarded in the interviews?Go with dirty clothes .have dirty, greasy hair and put shit on T-shirt near your arm pits so it can smell a lot.No job taken
>>518856260How do you get gibs?Do you have a disability?
How do I game the system in the US?
Really jealous of the fuckers ITT, here you barely get enough money to survive if both your arms or legs are missing.If you don't have any disability that actually pays, so horrible depression/anxiety/autism are out of the question the welfare you get is enough to buy a sack of potatoes, you're not paying that mont's bills let alone rent.To be honest if you have to rent you're not paying and also buying food even with a real disability.
>>518870182>Go to a doctor, say you will kill yourself if you ever have to work againKek here you'll get kicked out of the office if lucky. If not you'll get institutionalised in some communist psych ward and force fed pills that will damage your brain/dick forever. And you still won't get shit after they kick you out lmao.It's better to just be homeless.
Could I pull that off as a nigmigrant if I went to Germany? Not that I would seriously consider it, too much to lose
>>518865408welche arbeit bro? wo?
>>518872033TF did I just read lolYou scandies are incredibly lucky with your welfare gibs system, I am surprised anyway that you still have wagies to pick up the slack and toil the grind, must be mostly eastern europoors ginding there to pay for the neetbux>>518874360same here you'll be bitch slapped out of the job(less)center if you would try claiming any money for mental/personality issues. Jewban is busy bringing in chinky batterry factories were you can slave away
>>518874550It's not that easy here either. Of course they will attempt everything to get you back in cagie. For me it's been a process since 2018. If you go to a hospital freely they will force you to swallow the placebo poison or they will kick you out because you refuse "treatment". They will kick you out eventually anyway when they deem you "stable". It's extreme gaslighting, and the treatment boils down to "lol just feel better", "give it another try" and "wageslaving is good for your mental health". But when I started visiting my current doctor in 2021 and told him I attempted suicide I wasn't even given a checkup. It's been sick leave ever since, one stay in a specialized hospital and rehab which both felt like spa vacation, now a NEET for life. Technically I'm even still employed and receive a 1600 neetbux bonus each year even though I worked there for less than three months
>>518875796I know, kek. Can't help it. Yeah, I'm very thankful for it. However, it still pays off to work. If you got a bachelor and work just 37-40 hours a week, you'll make around 4-5k dollars a month after taxes. I "only" get 2700 in gibs. Mind you, things are fucking expensive here, so 2700 isn't really that much. It still makes for a comfy living, but I still have to use my brain. For instance, 400g of minced beef here is 10 dollars, unless you find a good offer.
>>518876011Jesus Christ, a tenner for that.500gr of normal shitty supermarket minced beef is €7 here.The organic is €8,50 for that weight and they won't even stock the 500gr packages anymore, fucking retail niggers I want my good food.
>>518877695Yeah, it's out of control here. Juice is also retarded expensive. A carton of the cheapest shitty orange juice, 1.5L is 25 kr, which is almost 4 yuros. 5-8 years ago, it was 1 yuro. I've become an "offer hunter" after these price hikes, cause I can't afford to just buy shit at random anymore.
>>518864004>no niggers where I livehow big is your city? 20k? 200k?
