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>>519095684
My lord, I have intel, proving that jewdi are plotting to subvert and overthrow the Galactic Empire by instigating a (((democratic))) rebellion, destroying public property and assassinating the Emperor!
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>>519096955
>"Oy ve-err, I mean....gooooooooood."
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why would a post scarcity civilization have any political problems
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>>519099899
The regime was bloodthirsty.
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space nazis got that drip
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>>519100032
for what, taxes?
Just order whatever you need from a replicator or have a quintillion robots mine and manufacture whatever out of trillions of galaxies
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>>519100216
Taxes, resources, and control. It's not like a Star Trek Utopia where everything can be replicated.
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>>519100284
>Taxes, resources, a
Already as large as the universe
>Not like star trek
It is. They have FTL travel, unlimited natural resources and unlimited labor in the form of robots advanced enough to manufacture themselves
>Control
Seems like it, real hard decision making on what to do with infinite resources
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>>519095684
>(((Tarkin)))
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man i was playing star ward battlefront 2 with my nephew and having an absolute blast and it really hit me how hard disneywars alienated me from starwars. this IP used to be an absolute staple when i was a kid, and now i havnt touched it in a decade and whenever i see it i feel negative feelings even though I adored it as a kid

makes me kinda sad
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>>519100704
Disney's gay, anon. The usurp and destroy; its just what (((they))) do.
>>519100417
The regime was bloodthirsty in the sense that they destroyed planets on a whim and a hunch instead of hard evidence and treated the event as a weapons test that ended the lives of two billion. By control, it wasn't over resources but eradicating a religious orders influence over galactic affairs while installing another religious factions control over the galaxy from that moment on.
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>>519101796
never mind that, the fate of the Empire depends on me getting this information to the Emperor
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>>519095684
20 nights in the ice is a long time
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>>519095684
The Jedi control the world
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>>519095684
Veers dies
Wait, all of these people die actually
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>>519100152
EMPIRE > REBELS
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>>519099899
>post scarcity civilization
That's Star Trek.
Star Wars is niggers in space.
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>>519103411
Its also star wars. They are post scarcity. They pretend its not for narrative purposes like they would make some planet have water shortages when they can just fly some cargo ship to bring a ice comet from wherever. It doesnt cost any labor, it gets done by robots and the ship itself built by robots. The concept of labor is stupid once you have cognizant robots
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>>519095684
What would any topic be without some OC?
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>>519095684
what are /pol/s favorite star wars characters? for me
>palpatine
>vader
>kreia
>the manaan fish people
>shaak ti
>visas marr
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>>519102287
I have never seen before humans produce something that could be described as AI slop this accurately
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>>519099899
indeed, why.
https://youtu.be/wzqYBHwOYmY
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>>519100216
The dark side needs misery to feed off or something
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>>519103214
Veers was the only one who didn't job
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>>519095684
you guys are aware that the empire is a child like simplification to portray nazi germany?
they even used an mg42 for the stormtroopers.
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>>519103918
seems like a religion thing or power vacuum things, i.e if you dont struggle for power, someone else will
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>>519104018
>Stormtroopers
Wow! I hadn't noticed that!
/sarcasm
Vader and Fett have Jap helmets.
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>>519104018
/mg34 BTW
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>>519104018
It's meant to encompass imperialism in all its forms as known throughout history; Imperial Japan, Imperial Russia, Imperial Germany, Imperial America. The nazi motiffs and iconography are of course the most prevalent because of how fresh it was still in everyone's minds and also because of budget constraints leading to utilizing Nazi weaponry and such.
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>>519095684
Shalom, fellow Jewdi.
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>33°
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>>519103655
Droids are obnoxiously expensive, if you aren't a rich govie, a thief, or a scavenger cobbling one from spare parts, you probably don't have one by the time of the Empire, which had just concluded a war against droid armies. The shipbreaker companies we see in Fallen Order and on Ferrix in Andor aren't droid-heavy firms, it's man meat doing that labor.
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>>519103797
>>the manaan fish people
Casual. They're called Selkath.
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I hate star wars, dune, star trek, capeshit, and lotr so much its unreal.
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>>519099899
Wrong sci-fi, you silly bitch. Everything is scarce in Star Wars. The only one with unlimited power is Shev Palpastein.
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>>519100216
>replicator
>Star Wars
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>>519100216
War and vengeance and death feeds the dark side of the Force. The dark side makes the Emperor's peepee hard. It's really that simple.
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>>519104781
>Droids are obnoxiously expensive
Everything is free in a post scarcity universe. Resources are free, theres trillions of empty planets. If you have a few robots, they can then manufacture other robots
>>519104781
>The shipbreaker companies we see in Fallen Order and on Ferrix in Andor aren't droid-heavy firms, it's man meat doing that labor.
its just an incoherent narrative of roman empire slave galleys in a society with full automation. It makes sense a punishment, not the base of their economy
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>>519103214
Veers might be the only one who didn't (deleted scenes don't count).
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>>519103797
Grevious
Boba Fett
Dooku
Qui Gon
Yoda
Obi-Wan
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>>519105080
>Wrong sci-fi, you silly bitch. Everything is scarce in Star Wars.
Yes but it makes no sense. Its forced. People with FTL ships dont need to farm moisture
>>519105117
>Replicator
They have infinite robots. Order anything you want from amazon and robots will make it and FTL deliver for free. For free. What could you offer for payment, labor, in a society of infinite robots?
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>>519105297
good list
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>>519105332
Its stupid. Robots are basically free in a post scarcity universe, a person isnt cheaper than free robots. Robots can simply make more robots, easier to replace. I know its fiction but its still not a coherent universe. It simply makes more sense to have struggles for power and religion unrelated to economics, power is still scarce in a post scarcity universe.
Time is also scarce
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Oh yeah. I hate 40K, too.
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>>519105245
Star Wars is nowhere near post-scarcity. There's always something in demand in it, be it kyber crystals to doonium. Moreover, there would be no need for currency if they were post-scarcity, yet Star Wars has multiple currencies in use throughout the galaxy.

Punishment is also man meat labor, as we see on Narkina 5.
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What are your fav planets anons?
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>>519105435
forgot to remove it oops
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>>519104601
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>>519104652
Schizos can find whatever they want wherever they look. Too bad you don't want sanity.
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>>519105435
coruscant if i were in the top 1%, if not some remote planet that is strong in the force for meditation and shit or taris before destruction
yours?
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>>519105335
>People with FTL ships dont need to farm moisture
They still need fuel, or those ships don't move except by inertia. Cost is everywhere in that galaxy.
>>519105435
Dromund Kaas
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>>519105435
Dathomir before they ruined it
Yavin IV
Forest moon of Endor
Kashyyk
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He's a loving father.
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>>519105335
You keep saying "infinite" like you actually know what it means.
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>>519105426
>, be it kyber crystals to doonium.
Unlimited and if they are not its a plot device. Remember: Trillions of galaxies of resources.
>>519105426
>. Moreover, there would be no need for currency if they were post-scarcity,
Correct, thats why its a just a stupid roman empire analog but in space.
Why would there be dusty cantinas with alien musicians? There should be some speakers blasting spotify
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>>519105265
>muh deleted scenes
Cope. He died in lore.
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>>519105435
Giedi Prime, plenty of sovl
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>>519105520
Corellia, look how natural it looks n how that one big area lit up r the cities, kinda looks like Earth
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>>519105532
>They still need fuel,
Unlimited or with a supply as large as the universe. They dont seem to have energy problems, they seem to happily hop planet to planet in rust buckets
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>>519105599
Star Wars was a long time ago. Everyone died.
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>>519105658
He died in lore.
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>>519105435
Abregado Rae
Aeten II
Alderaan
Alzoc III
Anaxes
Atzerri
Bespin
Bestine
Bonadan
Bothawui
Byss
Carida
Corellia
Corulag
Coruscant
Dagobah
Dantooine
Endor
Eriadu
Fondor
Fresia
Geonosis
Hoth
Ilum
Jabiim
Kamino
Kashyyyk
Kessel
Korriban
Kuat
Manaan
Mon Calamari
Naboo
Nal Hutta
Polus
Ryloth
Shola
Sullust
Taris
Tatooine
Thyferra
Vergesso Asteroids
Wayland
Yavin
Manaan
Dathomir
Mandalore
The Maw
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>>519105639
mmmmm the fumes
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>>519103797
evil grandma and santa are by far the best written out of all starwars, i'd listen to them talking from a phonebook if i could
i was surprised when old wokepublic shat him out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzq9epS2b1A
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TOTAL WOOKIE DEATH
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>>519105727
why do you hate Michael Obama?
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>>519105722
I love the smell of industrial-scale slavery in the morning
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>>519100704
Seems when the new movies came out it created all the cuck fans today that we see on reddit.
Those are the ones that ruined it for me.
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>>519105543
rlly cozy
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>>519105463
yea it's totally unintentional
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Somebody said "blast em" and we all just started firing.
It was fucked up...
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>>519105648
it really does look nice
>>519105724
kreya is amazing, never played TOR tho, so I dont know much about valkorion
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>>519105639
Raxus Prime may be up your alley, anon.
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>>519105245
>post scarcity universe
you keep repeating this
youre wrong
star trek is the one where you can replicate whatever you want for free
the only ones in star wars that are approaching post-scarcity is the empire, and thats only because of their rampant galaxy-spanning imperialism. ffs half the outer-rim planets are literal mining colonies on otherwise desolate planets.

>theres trillions of empty planets
again
star wars is not star trek
you cant just warp anywhere you want. you have to follow hyperspace routes. you CAN just blast out into wherever you want, then drop a hyperspace buoy to come back. but you run the high risk of hyperspacing yourself into a fucking pancake on the side of a planet or an asteroid. if you tried to do that in a dense region of space like near the core worlds, youre almost certainly dead. thrawn did it out in the unexplored regions, but he also had plot armor. its stupid dangerous to do
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>>519105463
Stop raping kids, faggot
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>>519105588
There's only two galaxies (the main one and the dwarf galaxy of the Rishi Maze), and those resources aren't everywhere, AND they've only mapped half the main galaxy in 25,000 years to any extent. Star Wars never reaches post-scarcity status, not even at the height of ancient civilizations like the Infinite Empire who had tech even the Old Republic never matched. It's honestly breathtaking that what we see are galactic powers building back up from cataclysmic ruination of more advanced precursor civilizations that also never achieve post-scarcity status, and fall short of what came before on many levels. It reminds me of the timeline of the Conan saga, with the fall of Atlantis kicking off the Hyborean age, then that collapsing with the ruin of Aquilonia, until the "modern day", with each successive civilization never reclaiming what was lost from before Atlantis fell. A huge contrast to Star Trek, for example.
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>>519105831
I'd KILL to live in one of those cozy Ewok tree villages. At least until the Gorax shows up
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>>519105654
Lando Calrissian literally ran a gas mine needed for blasters to function. There is no "unlimited".
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>>519104452
close
the empire represents the archons, as star wars is based off of gnosticism and occultism. notice the hexagrams/hexagons everywhere? they are the sign of the demiurge, that's why it's also used as the square and compass in freemasonry. in the pic you posted the tie fighters are hexagons, which is inside a hexagram aka star of david. the symbol for the empire is another hexagram. in this post here, >>519103209
you can see what looks like a priest in front of hexagram flags. there are also 2 statues representing the 2 pillars jachin and boaz, making this location the temple of solomon. and the djedi was something to do with the egyptian priesthood if i am not mistaken
vader and the emperor together make up the demiurge. this is one of the esoteric meanings of the 2 pillars, that they are 2 in 1. so the emperor is old and frail but very powerful, moreso than vader who is physically large and strong. this is the exact same as in many movies, like the terminator movies. skynet is the same as the emperor, incoporeal yet with world spanning power. it wants to bring about judgement day and hates jc. the original terminator is the other half of the demiurge, which they seem to merge with the angel of death. so the second in command is seen as angel of death; in the smurfs gargamel's cat was named azrael, which is the name of the angel of death. flash gordon has the same setup, with ming the merciless as the boss, and klytus as the 2ic. klytus has a square and compass on his chest and is part robot the same as vader. they are all the same conceptually.
skywalker is horus/jesus, like he is seen in the occult. here is a golden dawn ritual which demonstrates this nicely:
https://www.stichtingargus.nl/vrijmetselarij/gd_r5.html
the millenium falcon alludes to this, as jesus will rule for 1000 years according to revelation, and horus was a falcon. the two are syncretized in masonry/occultism
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>>519102287
Where's the TIE/D?
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>>519105987
>you keep repeating this
>youre wrong
I am correct, actually
>Star wars is not star trek
Only because the script demands so. Any society with casual space travel isnt going to have material scarcity, nor would employ people to do labor, any labor at all, when robots exist
>whos going to make the robots
other robots with minds that surpass that of any human
>Galactic rim
Theres quadrillions of galaxies and any society that can make a machine to blow up a planet isnt going to struggle at mining enough materials to give people abundant water, food and housing
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I have PROOF that all of history is one big scam by a degenerate satanic, uh I mean Dark Side cult calling themselves Jews, uh I mean "Sith"
The latest example being the so called Clone Wars which were in fact just a Sith scam to centralize more money and power into their own hands, while secretly running both sides of the conflict. And our so called Emperor is a follower of this cult and in on it from the outset!
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>>519106145
>Lando Calrissian literally ran a gas mine needed for blasters to function
Sure, because the script demands it. He has spaceships flying around a floating city and acts like access to hydrocarbons is a problem.
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>>519106349
It's a problem endemic to the setting: shit only being found in specific places. Tibanna gas? Handful of spots. Beskar? Only Mandalore. Unrefined spice? Kessel. Kyber crystals? Ilum, a couple other minor spots, nowhere else.
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>>519106145
this
the only thing thats approaching unlimited is the empire, and ONLY due to them occupying most of the galaxy by force.
theres a reason so many different games have you on missions attacking tibanna gas mines on bespin and whatnot. its an attack on the empires logistics and resources they nee to fight across the whole galaxy at once. its the only way you can reasonably fight something as massive as the empire.

he mustve just seen "hypermatter reactor" and assumed everything else is free as it can be derived from that energy. its dont tho

>>519106281
no lol youre literally retarded
go play the old 90s/00s games (ie: the actual gud part of SW). everything youve said ITT is wrong
having """unlimited""" (it isnt) energy in your hypermatter reactor doesnt mean you dont still need resources. which is why the empire even exists: to control the galaxies resources. the entire conflict of the SW universe is over resources. thats not a post-scarcity world. and outside of the empire at their absolute peak, its not even approaching one.
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>>519103399
Kek
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>>519106479
>shit only being found in specific places
Yet everything else should be cheap. Things like water and basic necessities have no reason to cost any labor in such universe.
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>>519104180
vader's design is based off of samurai movies. many of the shots in star wars are directly lifted from prior japanese movies like hidden fortress.
https://youtu.be/4g8r0LhpMzk
but there is also a little bit of esotericism with the design, the chest piece is based off the high priest's.
since he is the antichrist, he would have properties of regular old christ, as he is supposed to be able to fool even the elect. so bad guy version of jesus, wario jesus. bizarro jesus. furthermore in the new testament is says that jesus is a high priest forever in the order of melzhizidek, which is from a psalm and taken by christians to be talking about jesus.
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>>519106563
>energy in your hypermatter reactor doesnt mean you dont still need resources
They have quadrillions of galaxies. The resources are effectively infinite and only limited by the fact theres too many to account. In such universe, theres more habitable planets than people, not that people need planets when spaceships can be good habitats
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>>519105957
nothing star wars related will ever go up my alley because I am not a faggot
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>>519106698
>They have quadrillions of galaxies
in what fucking series?
theres literally one galaxy that the entire franchise takes place in. you dont have a fucking clue what youre talking about m8. ~1/3rd of that galaxy still cant even be traversed via hyperspace ffs see >>519106091 pic
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>>519106662
Dude. I am 53. I saw episode IV in the theatres when it came out. I am a huge Kurosawa fan too. I am such a fucking dork that it's not even funny. I know so much that it's actually kinda sad. I even watched the fucking Ewoks and Droids cartoons in the 1980's and I saw the Christmas Special when it aired. I was confused when I saw Empire because I was under the impression that Boba Fett was a good guy. I am just that lame. I'm such a fucking dork that I have a dorky widfe and I make comics for her. This one is from fourteen years ago. Stay in school or wind up like me.
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>>519106622
Like I said, they never get to that point. Star Wars is a Jewish galaxy where DESPITE having those things you describe, STILL incurs costs, debts, and demands actual work in exchange for those things. It's that way by design, because wealth still matters there. There's classism, speciesism, religious parochialism, a have/have-not paradigm, it's everything but post-scarcity.
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>>519106738
>Romanian flag
>attempting to assert "superiority"
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>>519104652
my nigga
https://filmartgallery.com/collections/star-wars-movie-posters/products/return-of-the-jedi-42
check this poster out and see han solo's pose with the hand off to the side. very similar to chris chan and washington here. there is also a subtle pyramid with capstone motif in the staircase which melds into a portal, then the triangle formed by vader's mouth as the capstone. the pyramid with the all seeing eye on american money etc represents God and his omniscience.

mad max has a poster with the same pose here.
https://filmartgallery.com/products/mad-max-7
it's from the 3rd degree where they use the trowel to symbolize spreading the cement of friendship which holds the blocks/ashlars (individual masons) together
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klytus from flash gordon
according to christians, jesus came to
SAVE EVERYONE OF US
AAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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>>519106662
even before I knew anything about it it always felt like star wars had a deep (esoteric) feeling to me and that was part of the appeal
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>>519106892
Post-Scarcity Unlimited Infinite Quadrillions Guy is a dumbass and doesn't deserve all the (you)s we've given him.

The Ahsoka series did move to the neighboring galaxy though (one planet of it), but it took a device with a shitload of SSD hyperdrives in it to make that far of a jump.
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>>519107278
>Romanigger doesn't rock a gunt and a mullet
NGMI
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>>519107211
I don't mind. I can talk Star Wars lore all fucking day, even if the bulk of my knowledge isn't Disney canon-compliant.
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>>519095684
Release the hutt files
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>>519099801
SHUT IT DOWNNNNNN
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>>519107459
You're not ready to see those.
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>>519107586
we must protect the underage victims
stop asking where Jabba got all that money to become a loan-shark from
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>>519107211
>The Ahsoka series
oh is that one of the new ones? i havent bothered. same thing with the like 3 new star trek series that came out. pass

but at any rate, intergalactic travel is pretty much impossible, and thats consistent across the whole franchise

>>519107369
did they rly change that much, or no?
id heard the power-scaling has gotten rly wonky. which is a shame because those old star wars cross-section books were actually pretty "realistic" in terms of the actual energy needed to base delta zero a whole planet
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I don't know anything about Star Wars. I watched the first three movies. I think I watched the Pre-Sequels, but I don't remember much about them other than that one character everyone thought was annoying, Boba Fetts father getting his head chopped off and Anakin screaming, "I HATE YOU" while he slowly burned. Oh - and The Mandalorian. Which went to shit in Season 3.

Can you be a... middle ground Jedi? I know there is the dark and the light. Can you be in the middle? And what does that mean if so?
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>>519107741
He was clearly strangled and luxury barges just don't self-explode
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>>519107769
did they rly change that much, or no?
They mostly are uncreative unoriginal retards and so while completely scrapping the EU, they still go there to rewrite, rearrange and distort elements from it to conjure up the crap they do now and somehow manage to make it worse.
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>>519107859
Grey Jedi are cringe.
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>>519107859
>Can you be a... middle ground Jedi?
Grey Jedi. They are annoying fags.
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>>519107944
t. stodgy old faggot in the Jedi Council chamber who still calls every holo-game system Spacetendo
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>>519107859
they dabble with that idea in KOTOR2 quite a bit (gr8 game btw)
most of the series is a very rigid "light vs dark trope" tho
but yea, in KOTOR2 its a major plot point

the thing is that its "dangerous". using both sides of the force can easily lead to you just falling completely, as you grow to hunger for more and more power
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>>519107769
>did they rly change that much, or no?
They obliterated everything post-Endor and pre-Naboo, and have been replacing what they erased with their own stories which sometimes re-canonize things by happy "coincidence". Newfags won't care, but if you grew up knowing names like Exar Kun and Xim the Despot your knowledge base is not considered the real story anymore.


Pic related, this guy didn't happen, but there have been allusions to an old war between the Jedi and the Mandalorians so we might get him back at some point, who fucking knows?
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>>519106892
>in what fucking series?
In the universe
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>>519107913
>>519108076
bummer

also
they actually retconned exar kun? why?
insanely retarded
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>>519107859
>Can you be a... middle ground Jedi? I know there is the dark and the light. Can you be in the middle? And what does that mean if so?
In old lore, there was a Sith named Darth Gravid that tried that, but he went insane trying to rectify the gap and had to be executed by his apprentice, but not before he'd destroyed half the Sith archives in his madness.
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>>519107859
There were probably many Jedi masters leading happy and productive lives while occasionally or even habitually dipping into the dark side.
Some amount of accomodation has to be reached with one's shadow, and many jedi cast pretty long shadows
the whole thing is just like "Say no to drugs, kids" - a story for the uninitiated
take master Yoda for example - he sees nothing wrong with stirring negative emotions in Luke to shape him
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>>519106973
>Star Wars is a Jewish galaxy where DESPITE having those things you describe, STILL incurs costs, debts, and demands actual work in exchange for those things
Let me guess, theres an ocean planet next to Tatooine but they cant take the water without a loicense
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>>519105435
manaan
https://youtu.be/oQTWteCcRSw?si=qsj_41Wif-8wSe4x
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>>519108227
Tatooine used to be an ocean world, so no, not one anywhere close enough to make the expense worth it.
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>>519105435
Israeli Prime
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>>519108348
>close enough t
with a spaceship you can go anywhere
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>>519107884
domestic dispute between himself and one of his many mistresses, or just a mishap during breath play
and obviously he was deranged. what sane person would put his own barge on a killswitch?
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>>519108411
>GUNGANS could be here, he thought
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>>519108411
Not worth it, you'd get gypped by the Hutts and not break even, much less profit. Scarcity is more valuable to them there, keeps the slaves in line with water rationing.
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>>519108175
But they keep talking about KOTOR still being canon, sort of, they're doing a remake of it and whatnot, but Exar Kun is talked about in KOTOR so he still has to be canon on some level.
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>>519108576
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>>519099899
first of all, the Empire is definitely not post-scarcity
second of all, you think that post-scarcity is going to make people stop being assholes?
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>>519101625
It had Jews in it (force users) and even in utopia having Jews means you will live like shit.
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>>519108615
thank you anon, you've made my day
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>>519108012
Says the asswipe who thinks shades of grey characters fit into a universe of defined lines of good and evil because he wants to be a good guy with bad guy powers.
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>>519107884
that's an evil ant-je(w)di conspiracy!
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>>519107139
the cap you posted has some bad info. this all comes from one video that has been around for a while which deals with dark city, road to el dorado, star wars and man who would be king. he gets it almost entirely wrong. i always have to use up like 5-6 posts just undoing the misinfo those videos have injected into the understanding of these things. first off they are not portraying jesus as the bad guy, that is retarded. it is clearly gnostic christian with all kinds of other occult and mythical influences. in this system it is God who is the bad guy and jesus came to save people from him.
it is plain as day that the elites are all verifiably masons, and that masons are essentially gnostic christians with extra steps. they do not worship satan, they do not portray themselves as satan in movies and then also depict themselves losing every time.
i took a look through the red cross of azazel and i could not find any footnotes, just assertions and quotes that didn't really back up their thesis. but i would agree that there are similarities between the scapegoat azazel and jesus, as the goat brought the sin out of the congregation and out into the wilderness, or off a cliff.
there is also lots of tarot symbolism in movies, like the hanged man here in mad max 3. i bring this up because solo and judas, er i mean lando hanging over the sarlaac pit. there is also a little girl at the oasis with a radio board on her chest. this is another example of the high priest breastplate btw, it was like a radio in that God used it to communicate with the priests in talmudic lore.
but essentially the pic has it backward. luke is regular jesus, vader is antichrist complete with shoulder wound. obi wan is osiris who is syncretized with john the baptist, who was also a "man of hair" like elijah, which is probably a reference to the goat hair shirts prophets wore. there is almost always an older man that is killed before the hero wins. gandalf for example
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>>519104018
Actually it’s the British Empire. That’s why everything is done by the “Navy” and they have British accents.
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>>519108749
>I am completely incapable of any sort of nuance
Being a good guy who spews lightning is based and only cucks disagree.
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>>519108462
Bullshit. It was the child abducting Jedis and their senate puppets behind it. Jabba didn't kill himself
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>>519108927
>I am completely incapable of any sort of nuance
Yeah. George is.
>only cucks disagree
Yeah. George did.
The dark side is an all consuming corruption that can't be used in moderation. "Balance" means the absence of the dark side, not an equal partnership between light and dark. The Force is in balance when the dark side's influence is removed, not because people want to be grey vegetarians that eat meat.
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>>519107769
Ahsoka is live-action, but essentially Rebels season 5 (after a decade time-skip). It pretty much requires that you saw the Rebels series finale, and then it undoes it.

Didn't the Yuuzhan Vong come from a neighboring galaxy? It turns out the Nightsisters originally did. In Attack of the Clones, when Obi-Wan is trying to locate Kamino, there are two "small" galaxies "close" to the main one.
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>>519109483
>"Balance" means the absence of the dark side, not an equal partnership between light and dark.

>Get a scale
>Put anvil on left side, literally fucking nothing on the right
>This is balanced
Never seen a source for this. It sounds like somebody's headcanon.
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>>519109585
Are the Yuuzhan Vong featured in any of the Disney stuff?
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>>519107859
There's the Bendu, who claimed to be "the one in the middle". He just wants to be left the fuck alone. We never see him do anything evil, but he doesn't really do anything.
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>>519109402
nobody abducted anyone, rebel chud
those misguided young women were lured with promises of a good life
there is no record of senators on Jabba's barge
it is absurd to suggest that he would run an underage sex entrapment operation to compromise potentates. he was a financial genius with a penchant for young women, he met a gory but accidental end, in line with his colorful life.
he wasn't blackmailing anyone, certainly not senators or members of the Jedi council
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>>519108874
this time the hanged man is the antichrist
the joker is one of many killer clowns we see in movies. this comes from the gnostic gospels, where the creator demiurge (God of the jewish bible) is a bad guy, an illegitimate god who is inferior to the true god and is birthed by sophia.
in one of the works, the apocryphon of john, the demiurge is given 3 names in aramaic
saklas, which means fool or clown
samael, the god of the blind or blind god, really meaning blind to his own faults. the emperor with no clothes is a prime example of this gnostic idea.
yaldabaoth, which means child of chaos.
so joker, pennywise, jigsaw, art the clown, these are all the same idea. and in many forms of gnosticism, God is also the devil. this actually comes from the nt, where in john jesus saysa "the ruler of this world approaches" which is pure gnosticism. the book of john is basically a mishmash of other mystery school concepts and then painted onto jesus. the 153 fish story is based off pythagoras, who also had a miraculous catch of fish, number unspecified.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/153_(number)
>The number 153 is associated with the geometric shape known as the Vesica piscis or Mandorla. Archimedes, in his Measurement of a Circle, referred to this ratio (153/265), as constituting the "measure of the fish"
this shape is seen in all kinds of christian art as well as the ordo templo orientis logo
it's also the sum of the first 17 integers and the 17th triangular number
https://www.thelemistas.org/libri/en/418
>The Swastika has 17 squares out of the 25 of the Magical Square of Mars — the Pentagram, or the human square. It is also Aleph (to which the Swastika is attributed) Harpocrates, Bacchus Diphues, Parzival, etc., the Pure Fool, the Wanderer, who weds the King's daughter. (I know of no better exposition of this theme than in Crowley's book on the Tarot, The Book of Thoth, Weiser, New York, 1969.) The square of 25 squares is really a 5 x 5 figure.
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>>519108926
you are both right. it's a mishmash of empires
pic related, the inspiration for the x-wing, also explains musk's obsession with x. it relates to jesus.
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>>519108175
Disney has done anything to directly retcon him. They've stayed away from that era.
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>>519109877
*hasn't
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>>519109587
Literally George Lucas is the source.
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>>519108348
That ice world Maldo Kreis in The Mandalorian is close enough to Tatooine to get there without hyperdrive.
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>>519109587
>reducing a mystical energy field to redundant inanimate objects
The balance of the Force is not an equilibrium between light and dark, but the dominance of the selfless Light Side over the selfish Dark Side. The Light Side represents a balanced state of joy and selflessness, while the Dark Side is a corruption of the Force that creates imbalance through selfishness, fear, and hate. Imbalance arises when one pursues selfish desires, leading to fear of loss, anger, and suffering, whereas true balance comes from living for others.
But yeah sure....pewpewpew ligtning fingers, amirite?
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>>519109585
>Didn't the Yuuzhan Vong come from a neighboring galaxy?
they did
but they also had tech that no one in the star wars franchise had but them, in order to navigate like that (which is why they could also travel through the unexplored space so easily).
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>>519095684
remind me how these guys died. Wasn't it veers, jerjerrod got strangled by vader? Tarkin on deathstar and piett on the super star destroyer?
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>>519105747
I never understood how the senate and republic was supposed to be this empire with no military before cloning a bunch. Just a bunch of Jedi doing police work.
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>>519109674
No. But they showed concept art of a YV scout and scout ship that would have been a season 7 or 8 episode of Clone Wars had it been allowed to continue on Cartoon Network.
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>>519110103
>balanced state of joy and selflessness
>can't get married, can maybe have meaningless sex if you do it on the DL
>also in order to serve the light you have to support a fake and gay republic owned by corporations and use clone slave soldiers to fight your wars
Nah fuck off, the light side is just as potentially cancerous as the dark. Organic beings aren't robots and this kind of lifestyle is only feasible for a completely dehumanized quisling who's so brainbroken he lacks the ability to even feel desire.
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>>519110306
it's pretty much the fleet-in-being concept moved back one rung down the value chain to industry
the Empire didn't need much of a standing army because it could, and did, spin a huge one up on very short notice
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>>519110171
>Veers (may or may not have) died on Hoth after a snowspeeder crashed into the cockpit of his AT-AT
>Jerjerrod was choked by Vader but died in the explosion of the Death Star II
>Tarkin died on Death Star I
>Piett didn't intensify forward fire power fast enough on the Super Star Destroyer Executor
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>>519105710
>mfw anon remembers every planet from Empire at War - Forces of Corruption
You forgot Honoghr though
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>>519110395
Funny how Veers and Piett both died to rebel Kamikazes
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>>519110360
Correct. Hence why the Jedi Order fell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z0S0Z8lUTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a7x5N2eVFE
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>>519110468
Damn.
Love dem pigs.
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>>519104018
Considering the prequels have chariot races (aka pod races) and Nabo literally looks like lake Como I'd say the entire franchise is a space opera retelling of the transition Rome from Republic, to empire, and then fall with the rise of Christianity and the Jewish revolt.
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>>519110395
in both canon and legends Veers didn't died, his AT-AT survived the battle. i dont remember what happens to him post Empire though

>>519110530
i havent played it in years but i used to mod it a lot, good times
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>>519110468
Now try Rebellion.
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>>519104018
Yep and the rebel alliance are like the allies
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>>519110647
Be forgiving. I literally just bought it last week.
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>>519110143
Rebels introduced the purgill. They look like the thing living in the asteroid in ESB, and can travel hyperspace naturally (with The Force?). One character implies ancient sublight spacers figured out hyperdrive by studying them.

But yeah, in Ahsoka, a hyperjump to another galaxy is considered impossible, until someone builds a thing that can do it. The planet they end up on was considered mythical, but isn't.
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>>519105435
in the games such as SWG and KOTOR I liked Dantooine
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>>519110698
I dunno, I guess I can be forgiving just this once even though it's against dark side policy, because when you're a Sith, following policy is for pussies.
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>>519110647
i've never played it before
gotta get it though
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This thread reminds me of religion threads where we're all talking about fiction of an ancient time like it really happened.
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>>519110306
I imagine it was a lot like late rome where local cities defended themselves and mercenaries filled the standing role when needed then conscription for full on wars.
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>>519099801
kek
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>>519110306
>>519111263
>>519111263
No external threats
Decentralized power (it was a loose confederacy for 1000 years after the Ruusan Reformation)
The threat of a standing army could be used to supress dissent or oppress less powerful systems and that a large military industrial complex would influence the Senate itself.
Because of this, planetary security forces were expected to defend themselves from threats and the Jedi and Judicial system acted as keepers of the peace.

The Clone Wars upended all of this.
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>>519107030
They're all not even close to the masonic pose
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>>519103797
Glup Shitto
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>>519106911
Cute and soulfull
Do you have more ?
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>>519113644
Fuck me. I have thousands. I made one for her every workday for over ten years.
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>>519104945
Agree, anon.
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>>519107859
Jesus Christ, go watch the originals. Even if he fanboyism in the community is a turnoff they are still good movies
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>>519095684
I just now realized the actor that played Veers was the head Nazi dude in the 3rd Indiana Jones movie.
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>>519105564
>poop eye fridge body yid larping as white royalty
>becomes frightful alchie, dies
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>>519111160
Cope. He died in lore.
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>>519105564
What planet was this photo taken on?
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What was the Emperor's ideology exactly? How did he manage to forge a galactic empire with just "muh security"?
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>>519109852
hmmmmmmmm @ur pic
cant tell if that is true or the case.
X marks the spot sure but it too be a basic sigil
symbols are their downfall
IXXI is a different story
also they say X is the signature of the king of babylon who constructed the tower. i forget his name everytime
i have a baaaad feeling about this (x thing),
some may say they dont feel anything....
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>>519113894
Lmao
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>>519114826
I'll pass along one more. Maybe this happens to other guys as well but I am notoriously bad at doing this one. All are mouse drawn in MS Paint, as God intended.
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>>519110306
Think of it as the un but nobody has a straight veto and most of the countries are too far away from one another to care what goes on someplace else
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>>519103797
People going to hate me by Ahsoka was a great character and was one of the most influential figures on Anakin and red-pilled him on the Council and the Senate. They turned there backs on her for convenience and thought they could just brush it aside after they where going to carry out the harshest punishment they could.
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>>519114929
Happens to me alot as well that I just randomly giggle because of something funny in my head
But luckily there is no one around me that i would annoy
>All are mouse drawn in MS Paint,
Soul
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>>519115014
ahsoka is overhated (because filoni wont let her die and rosario dawson is not a good fit) but I agree that her character is pretty ok and fits in
tho im annoyed that she is the most popular togruta and not shaak ti
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>>519095684
Sir these Indians constructing the Death Star....they don't know what they're doing! Half the time I find them eating in the trash compactor! Several even tried to gang rape the Dianoga!
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>>519099899
Lol even watch Star Trek? Evolution dictates struggle. The Necessity of Evil
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>>519105335
Most of the tech is from a long defunct empire. It implied they were.lre advanced in the past
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>>519103214
Veers is never shown dying only kicking ass. He nuts in his wife after slaughtering terrorists on Hoth siring a son and lives out his long life in his Corusant penthouse because his Toydarian lawyer got him an amnesty.
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>>519116067
He died in a deleted scene. You're retarded
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>>519115499
I hope I live in a future where the struggles of Nazi Germany aren't demonized but sympathized as a people battling against atheist degenerates.
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>>519116455
That deleted scene is an alternate take of Veers looking into the gun sighting equipment and then being hit by a suicide pilot. What was in the actual movie was Veers looking in and then the generators were destroyed. It was not so much a "deleted scene" but an alternate take that was not used.
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>>519116710
He dies in lore
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>>519117513
I don't give rat's ass about anything outside of the six movies. It's all fan cancer. I'm a six film Nazi and that's it. Even X-Wing I played on DOS counts as a spinoff. You believe whatever you want but if it is not in the six Lucas films then it simply does not count. Period.
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>>519117908
BASED
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>>519102287
A virgin made this.
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>>519103399
lol
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>>519117908
He died tho
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>>519118502
Get back to me when you see Captain America, Thor and Hulk fighting Sith in some faggot crossover. Tell me how "canon" it is. Or say that it is not "canon" and leave everything open to debate. It's just better to say that the six movies count and be done with it.
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>>519118754
Huff some petrol nigger
He died just like your brain died
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>>519099899
Tatooine would like a word.
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>>519114748
he was a staunch xenophobe, authoritarian, anti-religious and economically libertarian
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>>519118782
When I saw episode IV in the theatre back in 1979 the audience let out a big groan when Vader got away after the Death Star exploded. It was painfully obvious that a sequel was getting set up.
In Episode One, Lucas had Darth Maul fal apart in two large pieces and made it obvious that Maul was dead. I was very happy to see that and took it as a sign of good faith that he had corrected the mistake that was made in IV.
But no. Asswipes had to come along and dismantle everything. Now Maul lives. Fuck off.
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>>519119176
Maul had his legs fixed in lore
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I don't make the lore I just follow it
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>>519105435
I really like Kuat, the scale of the shipyards always spoke to me, it being the backbone of Republic and Imperial shipbuilding is made self evident by the fact the ship yard is one massive ring orbiting the planet.
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>>519119215
Maul died. He was chopped in half and fell a great distance. I don't give a flying fuck about what Lucas said or did outside of the movies. Even the computer "enhanced" original trilogy do not count. Maul is dead. He is dead and even Lucas cannot change that.
Hermione is not a spook and Dumbledore is not gay, if that help you to understand on your terms.
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>>519118848
the former paradise world rich in anomalously rusting metals and an ancient magic curse that withers all non-rakatan life
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>>519119542
No. Veers died but Maul lives
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>>519119598
https://youtu.be/ohDB5gbtaEQ?t=61
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>>519119723
>I have no argument so I will proceed to post this random youtube video.
Good one anon
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>>519095684
Yeah im thinking Veers is based
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>>519100704
It was a deliberate act of destroying something people loved
I learned fast from it though and simply don’t watch any new things from old IPs I liked. I didn’t watch anything post LOTR, it simply doesn’t even exist for me.
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The Mouse God tried to replace me.
They pretend like an orange whore is THE apprentice of Vader.
They gave MY family crest and MY involvement in the founding of the Rebellion to some little faggot.
They made a whole group of "Inquisitors" to do the job I was achieving alone.
They recorded some ginger on interactive holocrons, or "video games"
But I live on, I've become a Legend yes, but I live on as a Force of the Old ways. While the Mouse God falters and his power wanes, I ENDURE.
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>>519105435
Wherever the Zeltron sluts are from
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>>519108175
Disney is bad fanfiction, EU is real. You know it, I know it and anyone who disagrees puts cocks in their mouth so their opinions are irrelevant.
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>>519099801
>both sides are jews larping as nazis
>except the wookies, they're greek and just happy to be included
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>>519095684
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>519116455
Deleted scene means it don't count. Besides I'm a starwars protestant, I respect neither Lucas nor the mouse. Only head canon and my friends I watched the Pulp Phantom flash animation with in the 90s, also starwars robot chicken is canon but this fag >>519120460 is not
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>>519121916
Deleted scenes don't count. He dies in lore.
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>>519119120
but what made it tick? What made people think "hey! now this is something I can get behind!"
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>>519122181
No more Jedi.
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>>519099899
Nigga Luke had to slave away on the moisture farm an selling he bussy gaping asswhole just to afford a new sand speeder
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>>519121519
FUCKING REBELFAGS GET OFF MY STAR DESTROYER REEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>519122181
what >>519122220 said, no more Jedi getting up in everyone's shit, mind controlling freaks cutting folk up with fucking laser swords what the fuck
also, no more aliens
the Imperial navy is strictly made up of humans whereas the rebellion is a disgusting melting pot (except for the pilots, those are 99% human, white and male because in a fighter you either die or you don't and those who don't, well, they don't show up at muster next morning either, no room for DEI there)
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>>519095684
what were their tax policies though
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>>519122063
Your lore not mine. Your lore was written by a fag, my lore speaks to a deeper truth
>He nuts in his wife after slaughtering terrorists on Hoth siring a son and lives out his long life in his Corusant penthouse because his Toydarian lawyer got him an amnesty.
You know it's better and more true to life unless you're a special edition fag who thinks Han didn't shoot first. Reality is what you meme of it.
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>>519095684
Veers>>> Piet>>Tarkin>Jerjerodd
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>>519115014
nah
Clone Wars Ahsoka is the shit
So is Maul
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>>519099899
>Post scarcity
You are thinking of Star Trek

Star Wars has literal slavery peasant farmers and droid uprisings
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>>519123311
>THIS
Vader hired bounty hunters in Empire.
What do you think he paid them with in a post-scarcity society?
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>>519105335
Blockades, seiges and smuggling are all well established in Star Wars lore. There are whole planets in Star Wars that run on 1800s technology. There are other planets that are full on tribal nomad
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>>519123096
Your lore is written by you. You're a faggot who thinks he can make his own faggot fanfiction and call it lore. He died, end of story.
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>>519123235
I'll agree with the last two but I put Piett higher. While Veers was successful in doing his job, Piett was intuitive enough to get Vader to replace the useless Ozzel with his awesome self. Were it not for Piett pushing Ozzel then Veers might have missed his opportunity.
How the janitors did not delete this ten hours ago is a mystery.
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>>519123096
>>519121916
You people are both entitled to having wrong opinions of what is canon or not.
But here is the truth, Only the movies are canon. Not the games, not the shows, not the books, not the comics. ONLY the 6 star wars movies. All the other shit it "soft canon" at best, or something you can outright ignore like the Kinect game or Disney Wars.
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>>519122379
He needed those power converters
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>>519119542
What is the Hermione theory lol I'm just curious. The author is dead ofc as you say.
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>>519123915
In one of the books there is a passage saying that she has a "white face". There is another meme circulating with this relevant text attached but it is kinda grainy. Of course I meant "spook" as in tar baby and not glowie.
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>>519123915
The far left internet has demanded Hermione is a negro for a while. Rowling being the leftist she is said it was a great idea and does not break canon.
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>>519123598
George just wrote his own faggot fan fiction about Flash Gordon and every B-movie and pulp comic he thought was cool growing up. It's fan fiction all the way down. What makes it myth is connection to the objective devine truth, we can feel the truth in it which is why we know Han shot first and disney wars is on the tier of garbage as holiday special. The EU was just a bunch of fags milking the franchise that George always ignored but we as fans respected much of it selectively because we could tell when it tapped into objective divine truth, it's a spiritual religous thing.
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>>519124273

For added hilarity, here is a sketch she made herself depicting the kids. There is a nog on the far right for comparison, so there is zero chance she originally intended her to be anything but a white person.
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>>519124586
>this is now hand canon
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>>519120977
Trandoshans are the Greeks. They take slaves and love glory.
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>>519099899
>Star Wars
>post-scarcity

Tatooine, the first planet of the movies, is an impoverished shithole devoid of natural resources.
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>>519125071
It does have the most wretched hive of scum and villainy going for it. Jabba's Palace must rank a close second.
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>>519099801
K E K
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>>519100704
>man i was playing star ward battlefront 2 with my nephew

2005 Battlefront 2 or 2017 Battlefront 2?
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>>519105435

Taris

>Apartheid
>but in space

FUCKING BASED

Naboo would be my favorite if only they enacted Total Gungan Death though

>beautiful rolling green fields
>great seafood
>clean trad architecture cities with no ayyyyniggers in sight
>big-tittied hyperfertile Jewish princesses

>>519109674

lol fuck no

>>519110306

The Republic thought it had wiped out the Sith for the 6,000,000th time and no external threats and thus no need for a standing army. Military power was diffused to individual star systems within the Republic who would police themselves, which is why the Trade Federation in Episode I has its own private army.

>>519119542
>Maul is dead. He is dead and even Lucas cannot change that.

Objectively based and correct, TCWniggers seethe.

>>519125233

Jabba's Palace is on Tatooine silly.
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>>519108874
>dark city
Now that's a good fucking movie.
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>>519103797
Adi gallia lol
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>>519125932
>Jabba's Palace is on Tatooine silly.
I know that. Implying that Tatooine has cornered the market on scum and villainy.
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>>519104018
Don't confuse the visuals for the theme.
The total might of the Empire was concentrated in a massive fleet of battleships all captained by British people.
The Emperor spoke with a thick aristocratic British accent, and yes James Earl Jones isn't British but don't tell me that Vader's an American.
And look at the uniforms, it's all British officer garb.
The only two German things there are the concept of the Stormtroopers (which was WW1) and the odd prop design here and there like the MG42.

The rebels meanwhile are stylised as a ragtag cohort of Americans who wanna leave the farm to fight for the cause, who use borrowed equipment from whoever can supply them to fight the evil Empire.
They work with anybody from smugglers and mining colony businessmen to a derelict orphan with two gay robots and an elderly chaperone.
And what was the cause they fought for? No taxation without representation. Freedom and democracy.

In a rather oblique way, Star Wars' original trilogy is the story of the American Revolution mixed with Flash Gordon and Kurosawa movies.
The prequels are a whole other kettle of Old Testament fish.
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>>519114760
>>519109852
Don't forget the quote
"Lock S-foils in attack position"
Those foils are arrow straight and don't bend. They're also locked together as regular wings you'd expect from an aeroplane in standard cruising operation.
A foil has several meanings. Foil is like a sheet of tin, you wrap things with it.
Foil is also a plot-defeating device, something that you use to foil the opponent's move.
But S? S foils? Salvation foils maybe. They have 4 engine exhausts, 4 bwap bwap lasers, 44 is angelic protection.
And locking that which foils the opponent in attack position, moving them into a cross?

The X-wing was most certainly a straight Jesus reference.
As for TIE-fighters, ties (the garment) have long been associated with submission to freemasonry and slavery.
The ships have 2 hexagonal planes made of 6 triangles each, tethered to some sort of octagonal eye pod that has a central hexagonal window surrounded by 8 trapezoidal windows.
Their engines howl like ghosts or evil spirits, and they fire lasers green with envy.
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>>519109483
Heh how wrong you've got it mate.
The prequel movies don't really explicitly mention what makes the prophecy work.
It's explained that the chosen one must restore balance to the force and the Jedi believe it's achieved by eliminating the Sith, because Jedi think they're good and that the Sith are evil.
What you will find out when consuming pre-prequel content, is that the balance was initially disrupted when the Sith were almost completely wiped out.
There are thousands of Jedi, and only 2 Sith remaining.

The logical conclusion is that in order to restore the balance of the force, either the chosen one trains an awful lot of people to be Sith so there are as many Sith as there are Jedi, or he exterminates the Jedi so there are only as many Jedi as there are Sith.
And conveniently, when Anakin executes Order 66 with the clone army on Palpatine's command, there are 2 Sith, and there are only 2 Jedi by the end of it. The two Darths, and Yoda and Obi-Wan.

With that, the prophecy came true and the balance was indeed restored.
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>>519095684
Hey Faggots,
My name is John Warhammer, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass holograms. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on the holonet.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was Lieutenant of the company, and the right hand of my company captain. What wargames do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn squid haired blue people”? I also get sent to pleasure world’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>519104018
George once explained the Empire as a country with the political structure of Rome with the power projection of the British/American Navy.

Just because the vader helmet and the black uniforms are based on a Nazi aesthetic doesnt mean the whole empire is.
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>>519105245
nothing is free, ever, and will never be unless you steal it. Not even your aids was free and it was given to you at a very young age.
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>>519119542
>Dumbledore is not gay

Dumbledoor isnhinted at being gay in the original book. It makes it clear he never had a partner and he writes these weird admiration letters to Grindelwald. This is in the original text where even my boomer mom was like. "Yup he's a queer"
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>>519095684
The jedi order is jewish. Mystic, pacifistic, leeching off of the wealth of the galaxy, watching the republic eat itself while doing nothing. Kabbalistic, secretive, their multispecies haganah enforces interplanetary law through force of arms, crushing genuine culture and dissent while they aid the mercantile caste they favor in living it up while the rest of the galaxy starves.

The room of a thousand fountains is a star of david.
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>Day 1000 of the 3-Parsec Special Military Operation to de-Separate the Outer Rim
>Acclamator and Venator classes functionally extinct, Republic Navy is forced to pull increasing numbers of Mandalorian Wars-era Hammerhead and Interdictor-class cruisers from scrapyards on Raxus Prime to make up for losses
>Republic’s flagship, the Centurion-class battlecruiser Ravager, was destroyed after the CIS successfully distracted the crew with a sign reading “Force users here, free food” and launched a proton torpedo into its exposed core
>culture of institutionalized ass rape has permeated every level of the Grand Army of the Republic, buzz droids have been recorded dropping thermal detonators on clone troopers sucking each others’ dicks at least 66 times in the last week
>it’s been a year since General Anakin Skywalker was killed when his shuttle mysteriously exploded shortly after he led the convicted rapists of the 501st Legion in a failed coup against Palpatine, claiming that he was a Sith Lord, getting to the very gates of Coruscant and completely routing Palpatine’s vaunted clone shock troopers before Jabba the Hutt negotiated a truce
>Milblogger, Republican shill, and convicted pedophile Dave Filoni was detained by clone troopers on suspicion of being a Separatist spy and subsequently gang-raped to death
>AT-TEs are regularly destroyed by Hailfire droids despite being equipped with cope force fields
>so many Borg volunteers sent to help retake Naboo oblast have been killed that the Borg Queen has ordered the survivors pulled off the frontlines (having to fight off Wookie blocking detachments who try to rape them) and sent back to the Delta Quadrant
>despite all of this, Chancellor Palpatine is confident that a complete Republic victory is a mere two parsecs away and that everyone should "trust the Grand Plan" due to flow of supplies from the UNSC to the CIS being recently slowed following the election of Lord Hood on an isolationist platform
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>>519100704
that was exactly the point, anon.
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>>519116637
We will build skyscraper sized Arno Breker statues when we win
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>>519095684
Veers didn't fuck around. GOAT General.



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