4chan lawyer BTFOs UK government in one statement. https://prestonbyrne.com/2025/10/16/the-ofcom-files/
Kek
>>519149029based
>>519149029
>>519149029Based
>>519149029>saarsnot lookin good bros
>>519149029>SAARS
>>519149029NO YOU ARE THE BLOODYGOOD MORNING SIRS!
Fuck ofcom
>>519149453>>519149445>>519149436jeets didn't invent the word sir, fucking low IQ retards
>>519149029not long nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OACDsfVrMlU
>>519149531>ID: Facksaar
>>519149607FACK YOU BLOODY YOU ARE THE FACKING!
>>519149531Saar no white man would acknowledge a group of men with “sirs”
>>519149029What the fuck is 4chan playing at? They need to respect the authority of her majesties supreme government.
>>519149376>that picReminded me of this faggot who once kicked me from a server because my bio said "CEO Of Racism Inc". Literally never even said anything le waycist on the server, but he was triggered by it anyway. Worst part is this cunt literally waited until being promoted to mod as well, and then kicked me for it. How pathetic can you get? (And they do it for free).Anyway, fuck OFCOM, bunch of useless cunts. There's so many actual issues they could be trying to fix but they waste time on shit like this instead.
>>519149029Not bad. Not bad. Should be a sticky.
>>519149029You should see the full details of what is going on, it's insane what Ofcom thinks they have the power to do.They've been sending increasingly long threats to 4chans lawyers, I think the last one was like 40 pages long.Ofcom is also claiming sovereign immunity while also claiming they are independent from the government (you literally cannot be both things).Ofcom also claims the US constitution does not apply to them and they can legally punish anyone including American citizens in America.There is a whole list of other stuff Ofcom claims. but the gist of it is, America is still a British colony and Britain still rules America and you will bend the knee.
Sounds like somebody needs another beating.
>>519149706
>>519149029>>519149531Go fuck yourself you brown piece of shit
>>519149837It's all just an excuse to block 4chan in the UK. See ya later bongs.
King Charles the Nigger tongues my anus
This should be the next response. But those mudslime loving limey fags would probably ask for more.
>>519149029BASÉ
>>519149029The UK is a meme
>>519149695>preston byrne>jeetWe could honestly gas you and some other posters in this thread and the average IQ of /pol/ would increase significantly>>519149898You need to kill yourself NOW. You are too fucking dumb to be allowed live.
based
>>519149714>not sending the mod team hundreds of videos of dead niggers after getting kickedngl deservedfirst thing i would've done in your place was open my ISIS folder and dm'd some kino
>>519149921Based. England is such a fake nation anyway>raped by Romans>raped by Danes>raped by FrenchiesDid anyone not get a turn? No wonder bongs loved princess Diana so much, she was a whore just like england.
>>519149837Well thats dumb and a good way to shot. Do they want to die?
>...
>>519149854They would just love it, like the cucks that they are.
>>519149029Should have included the ever beloved:>BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
>.
>>519149837They're under no illusions that 4chan will comply. However, they still need to perform this mechanical dance before they can get around to blocking 4chan
Would be a great banner for a law board, or maybe /bant/
>>519150015This is what you look like
>>519149029>I represent 4chan, pro bonobased jew
>>519150279this
>>519149029When did Bongs become so impotent?
>>519149029how does being snarky help him win his case?
I just had to renew my driving license and the gov faggots won’t let me until I make a digital idI hate these turbo commie fabians like you wouldn’t believe
>>519150316This is what you look like
>>519150279
>>519150398come to america
>>519150279/law/ sounds like a horrible idea. I like it. Someone get ahold of Hiroshima Nagasaki and let him know
>>519150398>and the gov faggots won’t let me until I make a digital idNot bad, it'll get a few (You)s for sure.
Fucking top kek
relevant
Zutted.
We're going to find out soon who in the Trump administration secretly posts here.
It's been fucking horrendous serving with you all. Farewell, gentlemen.
This is 4chan's lawyer btw. Youre in good hands bongs.
>>519149706The oldest American tradition, mocking the bongs until they take their hot tea and go home
fuck the brits, they are the worst scum
>>519149029I want to see the hamster.
>>519149706>herHuh, I missed that development.
>>519150681we should never have tried to save you from the nazis all you did was bitch about it and make everyone give you gibs
>>519150526Bro I’m being serious
He would be the one printing it's out...
>>519149029>I represent 4chan, pro bonoReally? Why?
>>519150387UK law does not have jurisdiction here, since 1776 nigger.
>>519150650one of them anyway, it's not the guy who sent the email tho
>>519150636You aren't going anywhere Nigel. I'll see to it personally.
>>519149029He had me at "Saars".
>>519150387>>519150387What case, dipshit?
>>519149029Starmer SEETHING
>>519150747You can't do it in person?
>>519149376take that, Chuddie. you should spend your time on mute reflecting on what a peice of shit you are
>>519149029Keir shitting his diaper as we speak.
>>519150681They had their day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4h6BuGdAP8
>>519150782>don't do that>dont give me hope
>>519149029they're trying to implement this id bullshit in bongland but how the fuck is it going to work with all these thirdies and immigrants with second hand stolen phones who can't fucking speak english and all this bullshit it makes no sense
>>519149029I think I genuinely hate the UK. Their government is pure evil.
>>519150772Hiroshima Nagasaki has a way with words. He gets lawyers to work for free the same way he gets jannies.
>>519150732Churchill was a humongous cunt that continously shat in Hitlers hand at every attempt for peaceful negotiation
I would just tell them that i would happily pay all fines if they come to america and lick my asshole on livestream for 10 minutes without stopping.
>>519150730Didn't hear the news? He transitioned.
>>519150387it's catharticalso fuck pommies lmao
>>519149029DAS RITE
>>519150094kek
>>519150732thats correct, i would love to speak german
>>519150937they don't need to speak english to onboard their biometrics with an authorizing agency
The US is rightful clay.
>>519150937isn't it obvious?they will be completely exempt.worst case they will get a slap on the wrist while a native briton will get at least 2 years
>>519150747Looks like some sort of online account, so not digital ID. Though there's so many different versions of online government accounts you can create for different things, not sure why they can't have made use of any of the others. Anyway, if it's an issue, you can always just make an alt email address just in case.
>>519150971aye. he was a jew too and half mutt (his mother was american)
>>519150853No mate but I’ll check the dvla direct I’m not getting one of these chinkoid credit score accounts if I can help it.There surely will be no way out soon though
>>519149029Saars please redeem your statement saars bitch benchod lasagna.
Can we organize a campaign of tea and pork chop sandwiches ordered to them?Crates of butter knifes maybe?
>>519150947>governmentI hate britniggers for not genociding pajeets
>>519149029We should annex the UK to put an end to their dumb shit.
>>519150487I don't know why we don't start a British colony in America, not for average commie brits but the ones that are sick of the endless loicenses.
>>519149029Holy fucking based. Hold the line.
>>519149966Cultured check
>>519150094Av a butchers at this if you can sir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS77onMfxlgBRITS BTFO
>>519150947>we got your petition about that thing you as a people universally agree is a bad thing and we're doing it anyway
>>519150387There's no case to win. Some foreign faggots are demanding they do something, the company is telling them no. Case closed.
>>519149714>being "in a server" beyond the age of 13 y/oNGMI. And I know 4chan is bad but I'm on my work break and addicted to wading through rivers of shit to find gold nuggets here.
brits are the same shit as russiansBUT WE SAVED YOU no ypu have not you dirty niggers
>>519151098>one of these chinkoid credit score accountsThis isn't that mate. When that comes you literally won't have a choice, it'll be automatically made and implemented for you.
>>519149714Considering the language you used in your post, it's clear that he was right. And it's really funny how you're still seething about it.
brits worship jews and nigger dicks
>>519149837Can we petition the mods to release the Ofcom files? I could use a laugh.
>>519150747this has been around for 2 years
>>519151413Well how about it should be abolished.
>>519151374They've already been released. The real funny thing is, Ofcom claims the files they send are confidential and not to be shown to anyone else. Probably because they're a huge joke and Ofcom is basically claiming they over rule any and all laws in every country on the planet.
>>519151347>heh, that image of sad mod reminded me of my own experience of a sad mod>"SEETHING, YOU'RE STILL SEETHING, YOU PROBABLY DESERVED IT!"Okay poolack. Don't you have a toilet to be cleaning?
>>519151481Oof. Somebody's triggered.
>>519151374didn’t fancy reading the OP?
>>519151530Don't be so dumb, please, come on now.
>>519149695They would if they didn't know the recipient's names.>Dear Sir>Dear Sir or Madam>It's Ma'am!
>>519151291>>519151413Thanks for clarifying.Fuck them anyway I hope we get nuked
GOD BLESS MUTTMERICA AND FUCK THE UK
bunnp
>>519149695>no white man wouldHello, oblivious sir poster.That is my only possible conclusion, as you have not grasped the language used in official correspondence.>an actual case of the no true scotsmanGonna continue baiting your stupid ass with "Sir."
>>519149029Kek
>>519151234It's funny how leftists talk a lot about tyranny nowadays. The British government is culprit number one, and they can't get enough of it.
>>519150772It's no different from shitposting.A whopping 38% of shitposters here do it for free.
>>519149706best watch out of they will send Jamshed Bond to take out gookmoot and josh coon
>>519149706How much is a 4chan loicense?
>>519150772>>519151713I thought about it some more and I'm pretty sure he included that expressly for keks.>even the lawyers do it for freeIncredible business
>>519150772>look at image>Why didn't the lawyer charge for this?Thinking must not be your strong suit.
>>519149837>There is a whole list of other stuff Ofcom claims. but the gist of it is, America is still a British colony and Britain still rules America and you will bend the knee.It's worse than that, they think they have the power to enforce this everywhere, because some obviously poorly written law says they can.
>>519151828>a suit against a foreign government amounts to one snarky emailthank you mr mutt now I see at last....
>>519149029>SirsThe term is Gentlemen. Fuckin' hell. Regardless, I applaud the response...begrudgingly.
>>519151481are your jimmies rustled?you are a newfag and dont even understand this
>>519150360American culture. During ww2.
>>519149029This dude is fucking BASED HOLY SHIT. Wish I could buy him a beer
>>519149376Thanks for the reminder.
>>519149029gook moot does 1 thing right out of 100. Better than 0 I guess
>>519151966still better than being a brit
we're just going outside, and we may be some time
>>519150094
>>519151879It's even more insane than that. Technically parliament is sovereign and can pass any law they want. It doesn't matter how absurd or impossible the law is. If parliament votes and passes it, then that becomes true.Parliament could pass a law tomorrow that makes it so... Guns are illegal in America, and technically that becomes a law. It would then be illegal for Americans to own guns in America.Parliament could pass a law that says the sky is pink, and as far as parliament is concerned, the sky is now pink and you cannot say otherwise.Obviously they have no ability to enforce laws like this. But that is the power parliament has, and with the online safety act they have basically created a law that applied to everyone on the planet.
>>519149029Suck my dick bong glownigger faggots.
Is this the forum that used zero click cyberweapons to bully and humiliate me with josh moon crew and flew a B2 spirit over my house and sent Jennifer Psaki to drug me with lsd and had white house press office network of journalists and influencers bully me?
>>519151954>look mom I sad jimmies, I'm such an ebin old fagOkay mate. All this because one of your fellow toilet cleaners (so not even you!) decided to run damage control for some discord mod from years ago because you (incorrectly) thought that because I speak in a certain way on 4chan, that I'd do the same thing around normalfags. You're weird man.
>>519149714I once got banned from a L4D2 server for calling a bot a nigger. LOL. Oversocialization and virtue signaling.
>>519149029that's not btfo. It's another 57 days work.
>>519150241>Force isps to block the hacker know as 4chan >4chan tunnels britbong traffic through different rotating IPs Is the end goal an internet whitelist where bongs can only visit 20 government approved websites/mindgeek properties or they just entirely ignorant of how any of this won't work with a smidge of foreign noncompliance. And take note anons to 4chan ignoring laws everywhere it isn't hosted or incorporated next time you see some Jewish porn site say how the government demands you give them detailed analytics for their identity theft jeet farm.
>>519151171Working on it.
>>519149029Imagine a lawyer telling that to Trump.
>>519150241This. They know they'd never comply it's just to give them the excuse to block it. Same happened with movie/show piracy sites. At least with those more clones pop up, but there's only one 4chan.. the altchans are kinda dead...
>>519151567Funnily enough, I did skip the link.>>519151469It's all just stuff and nonsense now, isn't it? Not actually about getting this done but making a show and proving a point. Or just making arses of themselves, who can tell.
>>519152513Why? Why would I do that? What happens?
>>519152421>Is the end goal an internet whitelist where bongs can only visit 20 government approved websites/mindgeek propertiesYes, but it's for the protection of children, whether their parents want it or not.
i could imagine they are trying to threaten 4chan into blocking uk traffic, which is probably more effective than anything they could do on their end.they already did this to civitai and one or two othersites i belive.
>>519152664Ofcom, and most quangos think they are basically gods. They do what they want and believe they answer to no one. That is why they are literally saying they are above American laws.
>>519152678It wouldn't be very based.
>>519150425
>>519152706That's only really effective/enforceable if the company has any physical or legal presence in the UK. Otherwise, what are they going to do about it?
>>519149029is that supposed to be a genuine attempt at concealing the (presumably public) email address?because it didn't work
>>519151966??? We won WW2, your country got flattened.
>>519150937it's not for them.
>>51914902911/10 bants from the jew, credit where it is due.>>519149376>arguing with a modWhat a homosexual.
>>519149029Humor is missing from the world, man
>>519149706shes ded bong you need to let her go
>>519152706>Civitai didn't launch a "best raped keir starmer" generation contest in response >Cuck out instead just like they did about muh hekkin linkenessirino Rest in piss lora aggregate site, thanks for all the free bandwidth you cowardly homos
>>519149837>the gist of it is, America is still a British colonythis nigger seems to have confused Canada and the UScommon mistake for saars
>>519152641We must make a 4chan clone and call it Queen Elizabeth Chan
>>519152706>which is probably more effective than anything they could do on their endThey already ban movie piracy sites here through cloudflare. Obviously VPNs get around it, but they got all the ISPs here under their thumb doing that. It's as simple as adding 4chan and whatever other sites they disagree with onto that banlist So yeah it's still possible to get around it but in 4chans case you can't post without buying a pass, so it's extra sucky here
>>519149695he is adressing a group of jeets (the uk) therefore its correct usage.
>>519153158Teachan
>>519149029Being 4chan's lawyer has to be WILD.Never knowing if you are going to have to deal with some kind of CP investigation or a tranny mass shooter posting manifestos or based and lolzy international incidents like this.
>>519151166I want Canada and the UK to have the First and Second Amendments. The absolute seethe would be hilarious. They can't vote though.
>>519152966civitai is based in idaho and they block uk traffic. they got scared and just complied. i figure that is what ofcom is aiming for because this way you can't just change to funny numbers to bypass isp block.but i'm just speculating good chance ofcom just has their head up their on ass.>>519153150i agree they should have done that but they are probably motivated by money alone.
>>519150504made me think, would I be allowed to hire Chat GPT as my lawyer?
Third British-American War when?
>>519149029Get something proper for your hamster. Paper is a bit sharp and rough.
>>519152923
>>519149029Reminder that foreigners can't do shit legally to Americans. No contract between an American and a foreigner is actually valid, and Americans are free to break them. The US government would sooner glass another nation than turn over one of its citizens to foreigners.
>>519153355Checked. 4plebs and imgur also capitulated, but I'm not sure why. Ofcom has no authority in the US, just tell them to fuck off.
>>519152810They're just going full pantomime villain now.>oh nooo they're notIt's embarrassing. And sus. Makes me wonder if maybe the asylum seeker riot situation was a little bit worse than was reported in the tabloids.
>>519149706Fuck your majesty’s supreme government.
>>519153700>call US lawyer>US lawyer files lawsuit>Star Wars judge says you owe Pradeep in Bangalore six gorillion
>>519150616shut up fag
>>519149029Britbongs truly are a laughing stock
>>519149706i kek'd
>>519153715>Internationalists We're reaching formal levels of sedition out of these faggots as they feel their one world government tikkum olum future slip through their fingers.
>>519153715Imgur blocked it for reasons other than ofcom. It was to with them collecting too much telemetry from kids and they didn't want to implement any age systems during account creation. Not even age verifying like all the recent ofcom shit, just a generic d/m/y selector
>>519153715>but I'm not sure whyneither am i. it's either money somehow or they got threaten with something that can't be thrown out as easy
>>519149029kek. Wouldn't mind seeing the hamster.
>>519149029heroic CHAD Preston Byrne i salute thee
>>519149029>replies with a shitpost
>>519154252>it's either money somehowThat's what I thought, maybe to do with potentially losing advertising revenue.Or possibly that they're up to more sinister stuff that they don't want to get out>>519154196
The best was the first document where the lawyer said this issue was already litigated in 1776 and he didn't think the UK would honestly want to litigate it again.
>>519149919Nope blocking the UK gives legitimacy to the UK claims that americans have a duty to regulate exposure to speech. The lawyer advise the Kiwi people to unblock the UK
>>519149714not your fucking blog, nigger
>>519149706>shove it up your asst. Gen. George "the bongistani butcher" Washington
>>519154974I know this place is filled with zoomer newfaggots nowadays, but a few sentences of a semi relevant anecdote is hardly a blog. Ironic you call me the nigger but struggle with reading, double nigger.
>>519149706Fuck the King of EnglandCursed be the Heretic Anglican Church of EnglandFuck the Corpse of that ugly bitch Elizabeth 2Fuck IslamFuck Keir StarmerMi5 and Mi6 and Scotland Yard niggers Tongue my Bavarian Anus.Fuck Keir Starmer againCome at me, Bongniggers
>>519149376
on another note, i think this is just overture for more things to come. everytime goverment does anything it's retarded and then they close all loopholes, such as vpns, as they go.i suspect stuff like this will happen in every nato country in the coming years.i could imagine the push for win11 is part of that to make people id their desktop.
>>519149029suffer britoids suffer
>>519155286Just use linux
>>519149706you need a license for airsoft ffsit's literally impossible to respect a country who once ruled the world only to give it all away on bended knee to shitskins
>>519149029GET FUCKIN PWNED BRITS
>>519149029topkekhowever 4changs must be reminded that british have and largely still do rule the world )and waves) and had the largest empire in since roman empire (only true inheritors of roman empire) and possibly atlantisand have many castles
>SAAAAAAARDestroyed in three letters.
>>519155447
>>519155460>as a matter of national security it is now illeagal to own and operate a device that connects to the internet without a legal name attached to it.they already do this with sim cards over here. as i said they slowly boil the frog.
>>519149029No fucking way
>>519155495no you don’t. stop making things up. First page of Google, flip
>>519149714the day discord started forcing handle changes, i made mine a slur, and a couple days later got kicked from nearly all the surface-level normie servers by the automod. >>519154974how's my blog, brah?
Post hamster
>>519150937That's not the point of anarcho tyranny
>>519155904oh yeah ok my mistakeyou need to make your airsoft toy look even gayer and if not THEN you need a loicense my mistake
>>519152706it's a shake down buddy the UK is broke and is going to be poorer than some of the former commie block countries in the next decade
>>519150387Case?
>>519149714Those people are what make up the majority of the left. Vindictive low IQ sociopaths who use the left's ideology as a vehicle to fuck with people. They're just wired wrong. Some men just need killing and in another time they would have been.
>>519150636You won't escape that easily
>>519150732>save you from the nazisdo you feel saved?
>>519154942Retard, I said the UK will block 4chan.
>>519156019a membership is not a license, it is completely voluntary and is a form of “Defence” for RIF. You can provide a difference Defence that isn’t a membership. But keep reading AI slop summaries you poop-skinned ESL pajeet of SEA.
12k britniggers have been arrested for "online comments" over the past couple of years HAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH. The UK sure did win WW2
>>519149029England is so pathetic, like an over the top caricature
>>519152226Would breed the royal womb
>>519150772Because 4chan has no money
>>519156244see this reply?this is what will happen to (You) if you give up your guns.you will be defending airsoft licenses.
>inb4 banhammer faggots
>>519149029Lmao:3
>>519156351>poopskinned jeet of SEA in charge of English reading comprehension a voluntary membership is not a license. you can provide a different Defence to the retailer. please pour freshly cooked pork adobo directly onto your skin .
>>519156347>>519156427Inshallah
>>519152641Did they block artofzoo.com? Do you mind checking it for me?
>>519149029Every now and then a law firm comes along that makes me respect lawyers.
>>519156502>provide a different Defence to the retailerkekI bet you're a jeetand if not that's even worseimagine needing to provide anything besides money to buy a toy gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0I WAS A HIGHWAYMANALONG THE COACH ROADS I DID RIDE
>>519149029Funny how 4chan suddenly supports this one particular kike. You better hope our country gets it's shit together real fast because the way things are going Nigel and Trump will be both singing from the same hymn sheet soon enough so what fucks us will come to fuck you too and vice versa.
>>519155642So do it anyway. Fuck em. Matter of fact, tell your friends to use linux too.
>>519151034What do you have against Hawaii?
>>519149029lmao getting their fucked ip teeth kicked in
>>519156625>NO YOU’RE THE JEET >t. jeet of SEA air rifles aren’t children’s toys.
>>519152023fuck it got me again
>>519156560kill yourself furnigger
I'LL DO IT AGAIN CHARLIE!I'M READY!
>>519156790>airsoft>air rifles aren’t children’s toys.kek I can't stop laughinganyway this is why you don't give up your gunscuz jeets will be pretending to be (You) while defending airsoft licenses for toy guns
>>519149029hamster GODS
>>519156770America’s?
>>519156646Nah. Courts wouldn't allow it, congress wouldn't pass it, the house would throw a bitch fit, the government would shut down (again), Trumps base won't support it, and a good portion of the military would just quit if that were to happen. You don't fuck with the constitution. ESPECIALLY not the first amendment.
>>519156908i’ll shoot you with an air rifle from 10ft, you tell me how suitable for children it is.
>>519149029sticky this shit
>>519153674
>>519150947Things are far more easily understood at the moment when you realise we have a spineless lawfaring wimp at the helm.Both parties are so fucking shot Reform UK might effectively wipe them out
>>519149029nice, eat shit retarded bong faggots, take your Orwellian wet dreams and stick em up your ass.
>>519150636We'll never be so lucky nigger, we're stuck in this shithole till they shut it down properly
>>519149706King Charlie became Queen Charlotte? Man you homos are fucking gay
>>519149029lol
>>519149029Based. We will win by not takings these fags seriously. Laugh in their face and if they get violent act accordingly
>>519149837No its not you illiterate monkey. They are saying that if you want to operate in the UK you need to abide by ITS laws. They can do what they want abroad and in the US, but when working in the UK you adjust to British laws.Just like if you had a buisiness trip and travelled to America with your wife, you'd legally be forced to submit your wife to Jerome for a few hours a night as per their traditions. Its just local customs. Once back in the UK you wouldn't need to.
>>519149837Well they are correct in saying the US constitution doesn't apply to them, seeing how Ofcom are not citizens or subjects of the US. By the same logic, the US is not subject to any British laws.
>>519155286>i think this is just overture for more things to come.It definitely is, the digital ID may not pass through parliament this time, but the seed has been planted. For everyone saying "hur dur Bongs," remember that they intend this for you too. Globalist dystopia doesn't end at Great Britain.
>>519149029IN AMERICA
>>5191490291776 needs to commence.
>>519156996what an impotent threat lmao
>>519149029We keep stacking W’s
>>519149706Obvious bait.
>>519149029Bongs' government thinks the USA is the UK. 4chuds is really going to make the UK's lawyers look stupid in US Court.
>>519149029hah. ofcom eat a bag of dicks
>>519156996>But you'll shoot your eye out Can't make this shit up. The flip at least has the national spirit to manufacture 1911s en masse against their own laws. You let luty die in prison for daring to be a free man.
>>519157377Gross, not even kino + no tail glownigger
>>519149714Ofcom are professional Discord mods / redditors. The psychology is exactly the same
>>519149706sorry redcoat, none of that nonsense will happen here.
>>519156560site is down
>>519149029Bongs BTFO Round INow for Round II
>>519157258>They are saying that if you want to operate in the UK you need to abide by ITS lawsAnd since 4chan is not operating in the UK, they need not abide by its laws. If the UK has an issue with its citizens being able to access the site, they can jolly well ask China to lend them their great firewall technology to stop them. But under no circumstances does 4chan have a duty to do it for them.
>>519157551Dude we get it you work for the US government, now stop dersiling the fucking thread with CP you stupid fag.
>>519149531Name ack
>>519149029nice
>>519155215I'm on your side. Tired of this corrupt (((system))) destroying us.
>>519157828i say top thougheverbeit
I'm gonna kinda miss bongs when they're gone. Hopefully they can figure out a vpn solution or something.
>>519149376> arguing with a modtrust the science chud
>>519157965you think you do, but you don't
>>519149029>the gov jews that ruin UK with unlimited power find out they dont have any power elsewhereoh the horror
>>519158065I quite literally pronounce all the syllables correctly, because I’m not some city pleb.
>>519149029 Goddamn am I proud to be a 4channer
>>519153143The reference is to nuQueen.
>>519157828Hollow tapered cylinder of dihydrogen oxide.
>>519157492True.
>>519149029Preston/RonGo to Amazon.uk and order a Declaration of Independence to be delivered
>>519153973That's literally not how that works, anon. In the US unless you or your business is counted as an international entity (which there are very strict qualifications for), this wouldn't work. Otherwise you'd have Indian scammers trying to sue people into giving the stolen money back to them after they had their banks do a chargeback or some shit.
>>519149029>SirsHe should have said saars for extra keks
>>519149328>https://prestonbyrne.com/2025/10/16/the-ofcom-files/Lol fuck off Redcoats.
>>519156244nigel, its time to smell the fucking roses, yours have been replaced by turds.
>>519149706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiyRiGACTWo
>>5191572584chan isn't OPERATING in the UK you absolute fucking ape. Jesus Christ bongs are beyond retarded these days. The most the UK can do is block UK citizens from accessing a website operating outside of its borders, which is what they'll do. And then people will just get around the block in one of the braindead straightforward methods of doing so. UK can't do jack shit unless they put up a China-style great firewall... which itself barely fuckin' works on anyone but normies (who don't come here anyways because they think its le evil).
>>519157332Reverse 1776. We should invade England just because they're faggots. Then give them guns so they can get over their effete, seething fear of firearms.
>>519157258>Just like if you had a buisiness trip and travelled to America with your wife, you'd legally be forced to submit your wife to Jerome for a few hours a nightHe says while he drives his 8y/o daughter to the local mosque for the daily paki gangrape.Do you even have a 4chinz loicense, mate?
>>519149029member when the pirate bay did this but forreal? the internet used to be fun.
>>519158487>(who don't come here anyways because they think its le evil).While true, they also don't understand how to use it kek
>>519156064
Our "eSafety comissioner" is starting a censorship push. She's a mutt funnily enough. They were trying to restrict videos of that Ukrainian girl getting stabbed.They aren't even putting 4chan on the list of sites for the under 16 social media ban, probably because they know it won't work and they'll look stupid.I really want this KF/4chan lawsuit to stick, because it might actually pressure cuck anglo nations into outright banning shit if they can't depend on US companies doing it for them. Which will be infinitely harder to do because it becomes tangibly denying political communication / freedom of expression, rather than asking a foreign government to do it instead. There's a very real possibility that if 4chan and KF do the heavy lifting on the precedent, any US site without servers in the UK/Aus/Canada will choose to just ignore these bullshit laws instead of complying.
>>519149029Who is this lawyer? The fact that he says he represents 4chan for free is kind of a huge red flag.
>>519149029Kill any ofcom worker you meet
>>519150398Same here. If I delay till February, I must give all my biometric data.
>>519158702>4chans first war with a nation-stateIn 20 years 4chan will be a nation
>>519149029>>519149029>>519149029Reminder that the "no tail" posts are made by VPN niggers of a troon squad from iDrama and Valent Projects cuckademics to normalize furfag degeneracy across the board.You're welcome.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518123762/#518129824https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518281658/#518287969https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518256371/#518256990
>>519158702>outright banning shitThey don't even have the balls to do that, they'll just demand that ISPs block sites, like they did with Russia Today.
>>519158768It's got potential to be pretty high profile, plenty of excuse to do it pro bono. I think he's a very free speech oriented guy from memory. But hiroshimoot only joined on, the case was initiated by the owner of KF. He's an autist who won't back down and won't let a jew ruin his case.
>>519158768Pro Bono = for the lulz
>>519158390lmao the fucking audacity
>>519158908Yeah they did the same here with liveleak/4chan/kf. It was all implied too, the ISPs "weren't ordered to" but they clearly got some back room deal to do it. So it appears as if they decided to do it for the common good.I think the issue is though, even if they pressure ISPs to do that, there's real possibility to challenge it in higher courts on grounds of freedom of political communication. They'll find a weasel way to do it and avoid breaking common law, but the tighter the grip is, the easier it will be to challenge this shit. So I kind of want non compliance and I want them to start throwing the ban hammer.
Why would they let some fake agency like Ofcom make drama with 4chan and produce drama shows? MI6 agents probably have admin access to real 4chan servers; every Five Eye should have those. They are trying to make this struggle for Digital ID organic.
>>519158702it would be funny as fuck if they starting banning. there would be 1000 mirror sites up instantly. they fucking cant do it. LMAO
>>519158496You gotta admit they do think they have some kind of authority over us. They think they should be allowed to tell us what we can and can't say like we haven't fought two wars over it already.
>>519158702>She's a mutt funnily enough.What the fucking Hell is wrong with your country?
>>519158944It’s the kind of thing that gets appealed up to SCROTUS if ofcom wants to push it that far. Can you fucking imagine Clarence Thomas having to read something about “Lolcow LLC” and write an official decision about it?
>>519159315real nigga shit fr fr
>>519149029kek
>>519149328THIS
>>519149029The US Revolutionary War settled exactly how much legal authority the UK Parliament has over us.They can 'demand' anything they want, but as 4chan's attorney pointed out, no one gives a shit what they demand> the UK could, of course, ban 4chan in the UK; but nowhere else
>>519149029fucking kek
lmao
>>519149029Funny, but it's going to be turned back against him later.Twitter dunks aren't generally appreciated in the court, and will be used against you. This doesn't inspire confidence.
>>519159480Here here, the nerve of those Transatlantic niggers.
>>519160465It does. Think of it this way... the UK is the karen head of the home-owners association at your front door claiming that you must take down your flag and not let your kids play in the yard. 4chan is the guy laughing, telling her that he's not part of her homeowner's association, and she can kindly get the fuck off his property
>>519160465The English court? Retard.
Oh yeah, you can STILL google porn on google images and it shows it no problem btw. Yet nobody has said a thing about google, I wonder why...
>>519150360>When did Bongs become so impotent?September 3, 1783
