MEL BECAME A CAT 5 LOL3 CAT 5s FORMED IN 2025: 2 SLUTS 1 BEANERIT’S OVER FOR DE MANDEMTHEY MIGHT AS WELL FLOOD AMERICA AND DA YOOKAY AS MELISSA REFUGEESWINDRUSH 2.0 COMING FOR DA YOOKAY MEANS MORE DRILL VIDS RECORDED OUTSIDE MORLEY’S AND WAITROSEAND MORE NIGS IN AMERICA MEANS MORE WALMART, SPIRIT AND CARNIVAL CRUISES BRAWLSBAM BO KLART913MB/160MPH>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://www.dapiya.top/satellite/floater/https://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/https://www.pivotalweather.com/model.phphttps://weather.us/model-chartshttp://spaghettimodels.com/storm.aoml.noaa.govhttps://deepmind.google.com/science/weatherlabhttps://www.weathernerds.org/models/fnv3.html
TY BAKERI propose the following thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U79o7qwul48
Shame this is happening in a third world country so we wont get #MelissaLootCrew kino
RASS KLART
DON'T WORRYBE HAPPY
i am dumb.i gather jamaica is gonna get lit up. will florida and floridians die? i hate them the most. bunch of jews, beaners, and miggers.
>>519956514streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aveOXlUR3Z8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWwBnc-ESkQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fwnwZJ6-KY
We need to tighten the fuck up. There is already an accidental thread split because nobody wanted to bake
Multicam stream. Wind is picking up in spots.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aveOXlUR3Z8
>>519956514NIGGER IT IS UP TO 175 MPH. UPDATE YOUR SHIT BEFORE YUOU BAKE
>>519956666CheckedIt's going to take like 18 hours to actually make landfall right? What the fuck are we doing for 18 hours? Just make jokes about how this is the first time these niggers have taken a shower?
>>519956702It’s going to miss Jamaica. TTD is still in play
SOMEONE POUND MY HURRICUSSY NOW PREFERABLY A JAMAICAN BBC
>stay by the coast and you get flooded by storm surge and cat5 winds>escape to the valleys and get flooded by 30 inches of rain>escape to the mountains and get blasted by 200mph winds How do you survive this exactly
It’s at 175
O lord di wata a go be hai, Di daag dem a go float pon raft dem agen>Also the new captcha is gay af
Rollin' for Melissa to go sub 900
>>519956322>being anxious for the death of 3rd world niggers>Weak faggot go back to red*** with your "empathy" why are all fr*nchies NPC lefty cucks>hell majority of them are literally against Trump and are even fine paying stupid taxes for their "free" healthcare scam (aka paying for bottom trash of societyUhh... Ok man sureNext time read past the 1st sentence of the message you wanna seethe about kek.. also not the thread for your politics (also no need to hide your flag if you're gonna write so clearly like a mutt)
>>519956666uh oh
>>519956812by being white and living in a white country
>>519956772I did in my thread but I also was a minute behind OP
>>519956514ohhhh.... i'd been wondering what people meant last night by confederate discord raiders.... think i understand now.
>>519956623theres nothing to loot in jamaicathere will just be cannibalism and haiti style shit
>>519956775It's already starting to flood, it's basically going to get increasingly flooded from storm surge coming in from the sea and rain running down the mountains for the next 18hrs before the real show even begins.
Webcams, scroll down for others nearby>https://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/jamaica/surrey-county/kingston/harbour.htmlJeff's channel:>https://www.youtube.com/@TwisterChasersStorm visualization not in OP:>https://www.windy.comJamaica Information Service:https://www.youtube.com/@WatchJIS>>519956514Thank you baker, add these to the OP
>>519956812Just go to the north side of the island
>>519956917Which thread
>>519956946>confederate discord raidersimagine being this much of a newfag
>>519956999>>519956582Don’t post in it. I want to avoid a thread split
>>519956772I was rushing because we were already at 330 something replies
TND
>>519956704Excellent and thanks anon for streams!>Regional Newshttps://jamaica-gleaner.com/article/news/20251027/50000-jamaicans-could-be-relocated-says-mckenzie-hurricane-melissa-nearshttps://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2025/10/27/eyeonmelissa-power-outages-parts-central-manchester-property-damage-grey-ground/
Most of the "developed" areas in jamaica have nig-proof roll doors and concrete walls. Wind damage isnt really going to be a factor. Mudslides and rivers cresting is gonna be biblical however
>>519957082i'm gonna post in it
>>519956975Jeff should be live in 30 mins
>>519956514if the government stays shut down then those fema glowniggers can't hurt people anymore.. that's going to be true for quite a few agencies.. the government must remain shut down. the reason it must remain shut down is because that government was hurting people. only a new government can re-open.
>>519957042i'm only here because big storm is funny, don't expect me to care about your lore.
if this retarded woman doesn't drown she'll be raped and bbq'd after. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbkT0k8HQLA
>>519956854I take whatever flag I want fr*nch cocky faggot, and don't fucking steal it now that's just unwarranted provocation.If you don't want you're post misunderstood consider learning English
I checked Jamaican radio channels and so far they're just playing music.When hurricane wiped out Antiqua & Barbuda, their radio was all talk about how god is now smiting them for being so wicked, it was peak comfy and the radio hosts sounded like they were high as fuck.I want to hear some weeded out Jamaican religious doomers on the airwaves. I guess we'll have to wait a bit for them to realize this storm is for real and not just a random event that's going to pass them by.
>>519957179You betta not post in it niggaBombaclott
>>519957248>You're
>>519957082GotchaFucking keking + that one beaner
>>519957198Aayislan blak dem a drowin a suupa fun
>>519956959Yes there is. The resorts, the rich neighborhoods, lots to steal if you know where to look.>>519957163Dem gully gwan wash out!
Can the anon who baked the other bread bake next time? Or maybe we can use that one if it is still up?
>>519956704thanks, sweetie
also when is it expected to hit the mainland
>175mphThey are fucking toast.
>>519957661Well it reckons about 17-18 hours from now on google
>>519957325We already had TTD. Tampa too strong
>>519957728You need an electrical grid for toast and I'm not sure they had that before the hurricane
>>519957661Looking like about 2PM EST tomorrow for the eye to hit land
>>519957661Tuesday morning, but they are already getting winds and rain from the outer bands. The ground is being soaked which will result in horrific damage from flooding and landslides when the actual storm hits. It has already started flooding in some areas.>>519957777Checked for sometimeish power grids. It was nice though. All the lights would be out and you could see all the stars.
>>519957777Quads confirm, no substations or power ever.
the goathttps://x.com/Jeff_Piotrowski/status/1982857275376382220
>>519957745National Weather Service is considered essential employees
>>519956806>its gonna buzzsaw montego bay and then go straight into haiti>and snap aint paying outbad month to be a nigger, I 'spose
So jamaica is going to become another haiti?
>>519956514Galveston Texas hereWe been getting some good surf from this recently, keep the hurricanes coming (and hitting Lousiana)
>>519957996I know this nigger has mythical levels of hurricane immunity but it's going to be tested here trying to take the eye of this thing straight to the face in a 3rd world country.
>>519958096if it does this the storm surge hitting haiti would be simply incredible
So if i have this right , Melissa is going to->Wipe Jamaica off the Map>Wreck eastern Cuba>Bitch slap Haiti>and finish off squirting and gush all over the BahamasWhat a bitch
>>519957212kek. the mods are such proud pigs>he knows what he's doin, he's been in a hurricane once in the usaholy fuck the retardation and cope>da building is solid concretefuck these retards are so dumb. i'm gonna bet theyre gonna be on the news tomorrow.anways, the whore isnt there, just her simp
>>519958324oh. wait. lol. with the government shut down would we send relief efforts? lmao
>>519958085Oh ya Jamaica mash up, a fix fi bi anodda black kanibal horar shoo
>>519957315If you find some, please make a point of posting links ti them here - i would love(in a macabre way) to listen to that
>>519958437how many niggers are the democrats trying to kill?
so what do we thiink of bryce's current concrete building shelter on treasure beach with glass windows covered up by half an inch of plywood?
>>519958303Yeah, it's going to get interesting
>>519958490those faggots are gonna die as i mentioned here >>519958409
OPEN WIDE>OPEN WIDEOPEN WIDE>OPEN WIDE>OPEN WIDEOPEN WIDE>OPEN WIDEOPEN WIDE
>>519958064DAS RITE!
They're not leaving!https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2025/10/27/eyeonmelissa-jutc-emergency-response-mode-says-vaz/>>519958437Nope, don't think so. Regional relief is already mobilizing though. They don't actually need help from the US. Besides we all know what happens when the US government "helps" lol.>>519958490Hahahaha what a fucking moron.
>>519958490>>519958551I have no idea who you fags are talking about, whats the building look like?
>>519958571>miltonFaggot I wanna see MelissaNot a man
>>519957777>You need an electrical grid for toastno you dont you retard
>Jamaican radio stations telling people to go into the mountainsEveryone is fucked.
>>519956812stay in a reinforced concrete structure somewhere high. jamaica has those. the favela pieces will end up in cuba.
>>519958896guy, you are about to go through literal hell
>>519958804Melissa is a tranny name, dumbass
>>519958906>the whole population flees to a small couple of spots>they all get landslidedthis is gonna be crazy
>>519958409That little faggot is like 22, he's going to die and Jeff is going to accidently show his bloated corpse on his live stream while walking around barefoot dodging AC units.
>>519958780looks like it's right on the beach facing the oceanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbkT0k8HQLA
>>519958961yes but you can make toast without electricity
>>519958987Nah it’s a fat sheboon> Melissa Viviane Jefferson, who uses the stage name Lizzo, is an American singer, rapper, songwriter, and actress. Born in Detroit, Michigan
>>519959027You smoking some sweet dank there before the storm?
>>519959007exactlyand i hope his channel moderators and youtube are held liable for it as well
>>519958896Someone's daddy didn't love him enough to take him camping anon. Pity him.>>519958906The shelters are empty lol>Regional Newshttps://www.google.com/amp/s/trinidadexpress.com/newsextra/cal-flight-alerts-arrived-too-late-trini-students-prepare-for-cat-5-hurricane/article_d7a2ec25-ca18-4082-a0f6-c41ea1362218.amp.html
>>519959055Oh lawd she coming
>>519958906We might actually see tens of thousands die, those mtns are going be be ef-4 tornado wind speeds not counting the 2 days of TORRENTIAL rain and mtn destroying landslides
no one dies from hurricanes anymore
>>519958906Please tell me this is true
>>519959233i died in a hurricane twice. fuck off pajeet.
>>519959096Nobody is watching haiti, look at the moisture in the area, melissa has a solid thousand mile wide arc of solid thunderstorms WELL beyond the hurricane. A LOT of that moisture is headed for haiti.
>>519959055>overweight black chick>going to wreck like 400 homeskek, the brothers do like fat bitches for some reason
>>519959254I seriously heard it, they were saying >di mountains ah da spine of Jamaica, di strongest part ah da country! It is the safest place to be, it protect you"
>>519959027Is a hotdog a sandwich?
>>519959022isn't the storm sure going to be 15ft+wave height?I'm not sure he's thought this through.
>>519959406>>519958831
>>519958906what station are you listening to?>>519958896what does momma b on sun city have to say about this? shes very outspoken
>>519959480of course he's thought NOTHING through, he's chasing pussy he's never going to get while she sits back and collects the money
2.839 million dead
>>519959480Yeah I remember reading 15' surge potential, the place in this stream is fucked but its gonna be fun to watch
>>519959462its a baby sub
>>519959406>>519959487>230mph winds at the mountain tops full of people fleeing the floodYeah, I'll believe that..WHEN NIGS FLY
>>519959662I had a pub sub today out of solidarity
>>5199580962 day storm fug
>>519958906>fli tu di mauntins di klaudz a tun daka
>>519959532It was on the Nationwide News Network, 90 FM. Live feed at https://radio.garden/listen/nationwide-90fm/JnMy-o9O seems like they have news mixed with praise music.
>>519959480the last chasers that rode out a cat 5 in mexico beach almost died. lost their car. lost their roof. homes were floating by them and surge almost crested the 2nd floor of the concrete hotel they were in. absolutely biblical. youtube.com/watch?v=qDgtRFlaZT4&t=404s&pp=ygUaaHVycmljYW5lIG1pY2hhZWwgbGFuZGZhbGw%3D
>>519959480hes allegedly 30-40feet above, what im worried about is that flimsy glass+plywood breaking because a tree comes flying through it or just the wind along smashing it.he said he will decide to stay or leave after the livestream going on rn
>>519958906Is the radio nigger OUR guy?
so is it mostly hanging west and missing kingston now?
>>519959602Surge isn't even there yet and the waves are breaking on the backyard because of high tide kek
>>519958896>>519959027>>519959662How can I support you during these hard times?
I was curious about picrel. Just a very small shift eastward in the projected path and Kingston takes hurricane force winds.
>>519959741Same, no line for me!
>>519960075will alligator pond make it?
>>519960112There was a legit schizophrenic in line in front of me
>>519959741How is the po boy?
>>519959911go to 3:24. Like riding outside an airplane.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7aHHnAA8cY
>>519960170F
>>519960201I only ever get a turkey or a chicken tendie
>>519959602iirc the airport will be totally underwater but the town itself is a good 20 feet above sea level
>>519959602The ocean is coming up 15 feet, thats not counting the waves. 40ft sounds good, but hes in actual danger.
>>519956772Holy fucking shitChina really wants Jamaica destroyed
its going to miss kingston isn't itthey're going to be spared
best stream to watch the first impact of the hurricane?
Im here to watch nigger island get deleted. Is it happening?
>>519960225I'd forgotten just how powerful these things are, we've had no warmup during this season to get acclimatised and now, pow, straight into a Cat 5.
>>519960075People keep downplaying the winds because the eye is so tight and the strongest winds don't extend that far out, normally this makes complete sense to not focus on the wind, because normally the storm is hitting the US mainland and there's a huge distance between landfall and inhabited areas. Jamaica is fucking tiny compared to even this small storm, the strongest winds are going to penetrate a lot deeper than people realize especially with the elevation multiplier. Kingston won't get eye winds but it's still going to get battered with wind/rain/surge as if it's taking a direct hit from a Cat 2/3
>>519960394The North-west quadrant of the storm is the worst one to be in and that's where kingston is atm. even if they miss the eye-wall it won't be pretty
>>519959338Eh to be fair Haiti doesn't have trees so they are completely fucked if it rains a little heavy on a normal day. They are always getting fucked up and they don't have livestreams.
ok time to get comfy with max velocity for now
>>519960033send trans gf
>>519960394>its going to miss kingston isn't itThe storm is too big to miss it. At the very least, Kingston will get sustained tropical storm winds and a ton of rain. There will be many downed trees and power lines. Weaker structures will not hold up. The flooding and mudslides are a wild card. Any small shift eastward in projected path will get worse for Kingston. My bet is on flat bridge surviving though.
>>519960805nigga you gay. when this storm kills you, you're going to end up in hell.
>>519960887>My bet is on flat bridge surviving though.It'll most likely get overtopped. For how long, or if that actually knocks it out, IDK.
Hurricane Moolissa gonna dump a big shit patty on the Caribbean.
>>519960957with the hot trans girls....
>>519961007if by hot you mean hellfire, then yes
>>519960075>Montego Bayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgbYi06ohN0
live bumba klothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf-vmExm11krare streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA0jDG2lKmghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3CfqeVm34shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2QAw99C7gA
>>519960805You brave. Don't they still kill fags and stuff out by you?>>519960394It's bigger than the entire island anon. Nothing is escaping a critical hit >Regional Newshttps://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2025/10/27/eyeonmelissa-972-people-registered-shelters-across-jamaica-mckenzie/
>>519960957>going to end up in hell.He already lives in Jamaica
>>519961042>hellfireim not venezuelan calm down
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Newest model just came in and it’s going to miss Jamaica completely!
>>519961218go to the flat bridge and wave to the camera. we are all very concerned about the flat bridge.
>>519961218How much marijuana did you smoke today?
TVJ streamhttps://fl1.moveonjoy.com/TVJ_CARIBBEAN/index.m3u8
>>519961264>threads the needleis TTD back on the menu bois?
>>519960531Yeah the tiny part is absolutely true. I am in Houston and Ike passed right over my house. It was bad,and I have a friend in Port Arthur (90 miles to the east) and they also lost roofs and had devastating storm surge. here is an interactive topo map of Jamaica that may answer storm surge questions.https://en-gb.topographic-map.com/map-xs3q/Jamaica/
>>519961386God I wish, but nah.
>>519959268Its always this with you, ameritards. Hype some storm thinking it will wipe out some 3rd world country and eventually death toll is double digits mostly died from fallen branches, someone fell off the ladder or toxic gas poisoning from generators
>>519961218Kekd>>519961384Thanks for the link anon>>519961519That topo map makes me uneasy for them. They are going to get it from both directions
>>519961264If this is legit, would be epic considering the hate we've been getting here. God knows best, and as a human being, I wouldn't intentionally wish harm on anyone else.
>>519961519Everything yellow/orange is the sweet spot for maximum winds based on elevation, everything above that is still stronger than surface though.
IT'S DIPPING BELOW 900MB
>>519961687Jesus mate calm the fuck down. Is that a hurricane outside or just your fucking tears?
>>519961264i only watch the euro. gfs is retarded
>>519961687Don’t think it’s legit looks like it’s still hitting west Jamaica mon
>>519961687Rasta-anon, do you have HIV?
https://x.com/RodrickoCowan/status/1982623131207631092Don't worry their finest engineers are on the job getting the island ready.
>>519961768Newfags can’t handle the bants when it’s turned on them
good news!! lookner is going live in 10 minutes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dZky936vtU&list=RD4dZky936vtU&start_radio=1RIP IN PEACE JAMAICA
>>519961687It's not realThough 1 singular model (the persistence once) is calling for TTD kek
>>519961687There's a very small portion of the forecast path that doesn't go over Jamaica but it's just as likely that it goes directly over Kingston as that happens.
>>519961942fuck i hate that guy. the hurricane paigey simp isnt streaming anymore, hopefully he came to his senses and is sailing to mexico to live like a king, leaving that whore paigey in the dust
praying for my black jamaican frens
>>519961964fuckin based>>519961687nah, gaynigger, you're still in for some shit
>>519962039JUDGMENT DAY HAS ARRIVED FOR JAMAICA
>>519961687They are just doing what their government teaches them all while thinking they are rebellious. MK Ultra was a success!>>519961878Oh my. About to rain cinder blocks soon>>519961964Haha if only yes
>>519961964It slowed down so much, just sitting there
>>519961964>TTD is still unironically on the menuBased AF
>rotational acceleration is even visible in satellite loops>892mb>174kts>200+ kts gusts near peak intensity and hurricane hunters missed it
BAM BADA
>>519960743Thaylts the point, they cant handle normal rain, let alone the exxon valdez of atmospheric rivers
>>519962239maybe they should hunt less cunning prey like whales
>>519962142It's a pattern that has become quite common in recent stormsThen again, I remember Frances back in 2004 moving at 1 mph over my county so maybe hurricanes just like to sit and spin on one spot for no fucking reason
>>519959055>>519959339>>519959133MELISSA (LIZZO) LATEST IMAGE LIVE
>>519961964That line towards haiti OH BABY.
>birbs in eyewallpray for our frens
>>519962398KEK
MI BOMBO!
>Regional Newshttps://jamaica-gleaner.com/article/news/20251027/180-residents-evacuated-rocky-point-and-portland-cottage-clarendon-amid>Last week, Authnel Reid, president of the Portland Cottage Citizens’ Association, had raised concerns about the state of the Jackson Bay Beach in Portland Cottage.>He explained that sand from the beach had been washed into swamps, worsening flooding risks.>>519962253Russian is that you?https://youtu.be/lrLA34TN6nQ?si=FAIwwZx4CFqQjt7d
>>519962457Birbs were also found in Ian and a sheboon hurricane with a retarded name before melissa
Thank God the US Navy is enroute for Humanitarian Relief for one of our closest neighbors. Its the Christian thing to do.
>>519962457means it's sucking shit up from the ocean floor. they're there to eat
>>519956514Back from work, what did I miss?
Top kek, they have only evacuated 143 people, because no one either cares about the hurricane or simply doesn't trust their government.
>>519963006Melissa's probably going to go sub-900mb.
>>519962751like the map?
>>519963006she's goin sub 900, new update coming any second now from nhs
>>519962312We will get more of them just like we do every year and quality of life in this economic zone continues to deteriorate.In the meanwhile Mrs. Clinton amd family will continue to enjoy her gold mining rights down there. Lmaoo Hey if they wash out it's less digging right?>>519962794God speed little birdies>>519963017They don't want to go to the shelters because they don't want their homes to be robbed and they don't want to get raped. It's quite logical honestly. I wouldn't go either. Better to take your chances out in the open lmao
>>519963193>NHSAlright then Mohammed
>>519963017Jamaican culture is heavily biased to "leave it to the last minute, maybe some bombaclart will do it if i stay here and do nothing"Their own govt told them specifically to not do this. They did it anyway as you posted.Niggers are lazy.
>>519962794Birds get stuck in the eye of every hurricane you absolute retard
>>519963214He claimed Idalia carried birds in her eyewall a couple years ago as wellShe must have bought them with EBT
>>519963193>>519963120plane takes off in 10 minutes, hope she holds out for another 2 hours.
>>519962457>Island niggers all go outside during the eye to try to hunt the birds>Get killed when the rear eyewall comes through
Just in case anyone is curious
>>519963380We know nga
>>519963311checked, but you're also a complete faggot kike. show flag
>LOOKNER IS LIVE!>THANK THE MODS!>ITS HAPPENING!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ_5sJcliDI
>>519963017you dont understand the depths of "hurricanes dont hit us" brainrot thats prevalent herepeople still think this isnt happening
>>519963560he looks jewish
>>519962253Jah bless dis bruv kep 'im safe from da wet
>>519963685he's extremely jewish, yes.
>>519963535here you go
https://mytuner-radio.com/radio/nationwide-news-network-437963/Link to Jamaican news radio for freshest updates.>Out of 800 shelters, only 76 see any activity at all. (I bet the local shelter managers simply didn't bother opening the rest)>The number of all people in shelters is 972 people.Top kek.No one is going there.>>519963214Yes them staying home is not entirely illogical.I wouldn't trust their system or my neighbors either. The moment you leave your home, there's going to be some dickhead stealing your TV.>>519963562Yeah I got that vibe from listening to the news and watching interviews. People kept on saying the storm is going to pass the island, even though it's absolutely clear it'll plow right through the nation.These same people are going to soon complain that the government abandoned them and didn't do enough.
>>519963562Jah wi dem fe protec
>>519963685very perceptive
>>519963787LOL current press briefing is literally some guy saying "We did everytin we could. We will try to get dem in da shelther". Also the criminals are already blocking roads
>>519963747your flag you retarded kikeniggertotal sandnigger death, including your kind
YOU FAGGOTS ARE MAKING A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A FUCKING MOLEHILL, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS, THE SUSTAINED WINDS ARE JUST UNDER 85mph, AND GUSTS @ 125mph...THIS IS A CAT 2 AT THE MOST, KYS IF YOU THINK THIS IS A HAPPENING. FUCK YOU FOR GETTING MY HOPES UP THAT TND WAS UPON USNOTHINGEVERHAPPENS
>>519964065whatever you say humbertoyou were banned from entering america last month geg
>>519964176
>melissas hole has already been penetrated by several men
>>519964036It's a shitshow even before the storm has landed and the government is basically saying>It is what it is, we did everything we could. Good luck.
>>519963017Everyone they interview says they're not evacuating. Even the ones who living directly on the coast. There's going to be so many deaths.
>>519963417A chuckle for (You)>>519963491>Same so wi dweet, wi dweet ah portmoreee (OH)>>519963562How will you be riding out the storm anon? I bet they are saying god will protect them. I hate that I understand the mentality. Denial is a hell of a thing.>>519963787Ayo link we a link dem!Thanks for the radio link Finny. Absolutely right also. The minute they watch you walk out they will be in your house. The storm isn't even there yet and they stole generators and fiber optics from Flow, the internet provider. Like what is even the point? I learned to just laugh instead of cry a long time ago when I grew up in the islands. They are the same no matter where they are from.>>519963796PRAYYYSE JEEESAAAS!
>>519964036Man, imagine being that guy. An average to above average IQ person in charge of a nation of literal retards must be hell on Earth
>>519964177checked..>you're a muslimno>youre a beaner then!give it up schlomo. you're the one with a memeflag
>>519964314that's because it's a cat 2 at the most...ffs I can't believe /pol believes mainstream news...>>519964176
>>519964176>discord trannies invade /pol/ every year to circlejerk over nothing burger thunderstorms The confederate memeflaggot is the worst offender and should be holocausted
>>519964226>windyKYS using the Nissan Juke of Weather Sites.
>>519964438>us flagwhatever you say humbertotime for ICE to deport your ass again
>>519964492sure thing memefaggot kike...go push your yiddler ass fake new somewhere else
>>519964176KYS too for using windy. How about some actual data.
>>519963006>Back from workMORE LIKE YOU JUST WOKE UP
>>519964616ooo how about you post the hockey stick next Dr. Mann...lmfao you inbred ass tay sachs infested kikes never cease to amuse me
Let's get the streams and livecams listed on the next thread.Let's get the streams and livecams listed on the next thread.Let's get the streams and livecams listed on the next thread.
>>519961264its gonna buzzsaw montego and then wham pow right up haitis asshole
>>519964636naah he's just settling in for the night, it's 10pm in tel aviv
Did all the niggers die yet?
>>519961964this is what it will be>>519958303
>>519964636Anyway, we might soon see an actual eye wall replacement cycle, now this could be a merge of a proper EWRC. At this stage in the game, an EWRC would actually be worse than not going through with it because an EWRC would just bring cat 3 winds to most of the island at that point instead of a very concentrated 30-mile wind-band of 185 MPH death.
>>519964755Why would the Jews care about a hurricane hitting Jamaica?
>>519964939YOU WANT TO STEAL ALL THE BAUXITE
>>519964036Yeeeup the gangs will be out in force to war on the locals. I pity them.>>519964287Bro it was over before it even began. No one would listen, they couldn't find people to do their job, like it's sad but typical for the islands.>>519964416Yeah it's tough but smart kids are taught from a young age it is our duty to care for our inept countrymen. A lifetime of conditioning. The older folks think it is just the way. I watched a relative of mine spend their entire life pouring work into that system and all for nothing. Nothing is different. They think they did a great life's work but I see the fruitlessness of it all and wonder what wad the point of trying to elevate a people determined to stay as ignorant and lackadaisical as they possibly can. It just wasn't for me. They believed in the dream of a nation that could never be, and the old ways are just whispers in the dust, rotting buildings and trains that no longer run.>>519964683Collect them and copy and paste anon! I believe in you!
>>519964616>how about some actual datathat's just projections, I understand why your so drawn to it since projection is the stock and trade of kikes like you, how about we look @ real time information from a weather station off the coast of the nigger island...wow, it proves your full of shit, SHOCKING!!!
>>519965000trips of truth
>>519965000The Mexican cartel already owns it.>CEMEX
>>519965076thats no where near the hurricane you simpleton
>>519964939you care about your global warming scam so any storm will be MASSIVE MONSTER LIFE THREATENING SUPERSTORM, when in reality it's a cat 2, which I have proven w/>>519965076. lying to the masses must be a national sport or something for you yids, lol, lmao even
>>519965278wait, you unironically think windy is accurate?
>>519965156>simpletonnice ad hominem kike, won't change the fact your a fucking liar along w/the memeflaggot
>>519956772The cone is far from the east coast.But it will still inundate them, right?
>>519965411i think it shows a pattern which when correlated w/surrounding buoys proves you faggot ass happeningqueers are blowing shit out of preportions once again. it's a cat 2, your wrong, I win. TKD, from the river to the sea!
>>519956666Underrated, checked, it's clearly over
>>519965562Windy is initial model read you faggot. it is not a live observation; did you stop to think of how they even got the wind readings of all those spots? It's not an observation.
>>519964570goddamn you're a retarded nigger. here's another (you) for (((you)))
>>519959714tanks carlosrasta mon, vibration, positive
>>519965562Don't bother trying to argue with sensationalist discord trannies. Him and the memefag will be culled.
>>519965712You may not remember, but every fucking year this retard comes in and cries about "muh buoys" Saying shit like Helene was just a cat 2 on landfall and other retarded shitI think it must be some sort of demoralization tactic or one obsessed retard
>>519960447Kind of like going from $1000 EBT to zero in less than 2 weeks.Based
i licked my finger and stuck it out the window and all of you are wrong about the wind speed
I've been studying the charts over the past 24hrs and I'm confident this hurricane WILL hit Jamaica.
>>519965815Every year you retards come in here saying gorillions will die and it never happens. Go LARP on your garysmod server, stupid nigger tranny.
>>519965815My bet is Schizo who forgot his pills because nobody hates on a random autist on a Mongolian basket weaving image board and is mentally sane.
>Regional NewsLessons on why not to go to the shelter from an enlightened fellowhttps://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2025/10/27/eyeonmelissa-category-6-mi-not-moving-says-port-royal-resident/People refusing to evacuate https://jamaica-gleaner.com/article/news/20251027/jutc-suspends-services-amid-hurricane-melissaCommunity that will be destroyed by landslide thanks to government incompetence and lack of actionhttps://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2025/10/27/eyeonmelissa-cassia-park-residents-edge-landslide-threatens-homes/Great photo collection and noted that there is no food availiable at the shelters yethttps://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2025/10/27/eyeonmelissa-fisherfolk-fear-major-losses-rough-seas-batter-savanna-la-mar-coastline/>>519965856True scientist here. Thank you for your service
>>519965856Bombaclot are you okay?
>>519965758even me as a certified t.tampafag wishing for TTD (tampa) and TTD (toronto) for a decade+ wants TTD. literally everyone who isn't a massive faggot wants TTD
>>519962961They're there because they're gonna clean up the trafficking going on there.And keep the Clinton Foundation from setting up shop.
>>519965918i've been studying your mom for the last 9000hrs and i'm confident i already slayed that buttslutt.
>>519965979Well hate to close to a decade anyway
>>519965842yeah, kinda I guess. But the zero is really exciting. $0 EBT is going to be exciting but for other reasons
>>519965758Why are you in these faggy discords anyway?
>>519966102It's your discord, kike tranny.
>>519966022Being out there doing that at 1:47 am is a bad idea, that said, it looks like the homie there is going to get some whimsical nigger pussy so good for him I guess.
>>519966066Missy was caused by weather mods, right?And storms on the way up the east coast from it.Anything to distract from econ collapse.Bad weather coming. Happens when the weather cools. Maybe nogs stay indoors.
>>519965749ok niggerenjoy Melissa as a waifu
>>519966252>No tripYeah, it's almost as if anyone (yourself) can just do the name and flag combo. I specifically like it that way.
>>519960805kek.. you're alright. good luck we'll be kekking for you.
>>519966375>Melissa as a waifumore
here's a marinetraffic wind report stating top winds are 107kph...that's not a cat 5....these are from bouys and weather stations on cargoships, i'd believe that over a lying kike pulling (((forecast models))) anyday
>>519966447>kike damage controlI'm honestly surprised you haven't killed yourself yet
>-91C cloud tops>-4C eyeThis is a record breaker for sure boys.
>>519961964We can collectively will this into being.
>>519965994no but the storm isnt here yet
>>519956812Obviously hiding in the mountains in such a way that the 200mph winds are being shielded from by sturdier surroundings, yet also in such a way that the potential landslides and flooding won't wreck you after you are hunkered into one place with vulnerable entrances.So ride it out near the entrance of a cave system that slopes upward.>t. descendant of cavemen
>>519966252lololol so he's not only a lying kike, but a lying kike discord tranny??? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>519966599I pray for you, Jamaica fren
>>519966375LizzoChanjoines Palma Chanand 3GDChangood job
>>519966626>Cave system that slopes upwardAre those a thing outside volcanoes?
>>519966657Yep, and many of the posters ITT are in his group of trannies.
>>519966524lmfao here's a bouy off S coast of niggerville showing no where near cat 5 strength winds...kikes wrong, this thread is shit.
>>519966753that makes so much more sense now w/all the trannies and their nu uh's
>>519966375ok not bad
>>519967004Kind of impressive they have buoys covering 100% of the ocean seeing as they give reports no matter where you select.....In real life though the nearest buoy is a few hundred miles to the westhttps://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/
>>519966375OUR storm
>>519965423>a buoy 300 miles from the storm is accurateyou are the stupidest gorilla nigger troon faggot.
>>519966735With karst topography, anything moleperson is possible with enough willpower and excavation/exploration time.But you don't really find karst "mountains" in many places around the world, sadly.
>>519967004It's almost as if the 175 MPH winds are in a tiny 30 mile radius (from this morning btw)
>>519966577why do you kikes lie so much?>muh windyit's a sat reading real time...try harder
>>519967266>spouts some bullshittake that shit to your tranny discord you fucking kike
>>519967404Here's a website with a 45 minute lead on sat data you faggot>https://weather.cod.edu/satrad/?parms=meso-meso1-14-200-0-25-1&checked=map-glm_flash&colorbar=undefined
>>519967529Do you have a link to the buoy right near the hurricane then?
>>519967592>provides link to literal outfit associated with Dr. Manntry harder kike
a simple way to settle this is ask the hurricane hunters to shove both these guys out the sondetube in the eyewall
>>519967347Does this mean niggers will remain largely unharmed?
>>519966498>>519967129>>519967220the jewish ai art editor keeps blocking me REEEEHold up will post more
>>519967719Why do you want them sounding their eyes?
is this shit still moving west?
>>519966498>>519967129>>519967220
>>519968204moar
>>519966753They are also in the muh SNAP apocalypse threads
Updated NHC Warning for Jamaica==========1. Jamaica: Remain in your safe shelter and do not venture outside. Catastrophic, life-threatening flash flooding and numerous landslides are expected through Tuesday. The eyewall’s destructive winds may cause total structural failure, particularly in higher elevations, leading to widespread infrastructural damage, prolonged power and communication outages, and isolated communities. Along the southern coast, life-threatening storm surge and damaging waves are anticipated through Tuesday.
>>519966599Are you really black?
>>519968433She stronk but cute.
>>519966735Can we lead people to caves for saftety?3500 YEAR OLD MAROON CAVE EXPLORATION OF JAMAICAN CULTURE THEN FOODhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3D3RjuEEk8
>>519968508
BASED JEFF LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAzDjaA1exA
>>519967592When will it start to move N/NE? I always liked windy because it shows future prediction but I guess I won't look anymore if its worthless.
FEED ME JAMAICANS
its deteriorating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b30b-wfUQZI
>>519968811Another late night/early morning landfallMan, this is going to be awful
>>519968521more threads but people are braindead not to fucking label it AHSG for archiving Jesus>>519921207>>519940684
>>519969190Bake a new one bombaclot
>>519969290NEW THREAD KLAAT>>519969337
>>519969058Gritty?
