Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippihttps://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/
oh great here we go with the "hands up dont shoot" horse shit againGOOD GRIEF
I'll bet it was fun shooting the monkeys.
>>520055604This was literally the plot to monkeypox
>>520055604What are the odds of this happening naturally. Seems intentional. Also inb4 white women start getting a new strain of herpes.
>>520055604Fucking Tulane AIDS monkeys. I’ve been to that facility before. They make you wear full PPE like you’re in Outbreak (you are). You have to watch a bunch of videos before you go in about how dangerous the monkeys are and if you get contaminated you’re fucked.
>>520055604>monkeysA new euphemism just dropped, boys
>>520055604A real president would nuke Mississippi to save the world.
>several monkeysAdd it to the list.
>>520055720>I'll bet it was fun shooting the monkeys.Lookup ArnoSniper on Youtube, or any of the many youtube monkey sniper accounts.It's the best when they shoot a baby monke cooing for its mother.
>>520055604not just aggressive, SEXUALLY aggressive and trained to ZUTT muslims.
This happens like once a year. Happened in two other states since covid.
>>520055604...why were they hauling aggressive monkeys with herpes?
Why didn't they kill all the herpes monkeys?
>>520056445They’re killing all the ones that escaped. They say only one is left unaccounted for. So Mississippi boys will be out tonight shooting anything that moves. I would keep my cat locked indoors tonight.
>>520056073I like the guy who hunts with a spear. Another guy uses a blow gun or it might be the same guy I dunno but the spear is hilarious.
>>520056348They were being transferred to a new female prison.
>>520056348Tulane has a major primary center and breed monkeys for other facilities to experiment on
Anything you can do I can fall asleep doing
>>520055604Dayum to think hate crimes are still being committed against POCs in the south even todaysmdh senpai
>>520055604fuckin lol
>>520055789Normally I would say pretty low but considering some asshole started hiring jeets as truck drivers, I'd say this is only going to become more common.
>>520055604You fucking racist, they're African Americans.
Those diseased monkeys will be a good food source when the SNAP benefits run out. Time to eat your monkey soup, Americans.
>Cops shoot and put down the monkeys infected with STD's and herpes
>>520055604i've watched that movie
>>520055604>and COVIDFuck off.
>>520055604The same thing happened in Danville PA in 2022. >Monkeys escaped after a truck carrying about 100 of them collided with a dump truck Friday afternoon along Route 54 just off Interstate 80 near Danville.https://www.cbs8.com/article/news/local/one-monkey-still-on-the-loose-after-crash-near-danville-cdc-department-of-health-route-54-montour-county-pa-state-game-commission-primates/523-3012f35a-a398-4a05-aabc-11696e5b791cThey said they got all the monkeys but people in the Danville area report strange happenings since the crash. At the Danville Farmer's Market on Craghead Street the bananas are kept under lock and key due to mysterious thefts and the local police confirm that reports of "hijinks" are up 67%. The DOT recently installed signs along nearby I80 where the crash occured, warning motorists not to pick up any "tiny hitchhikers."
>>520055887Fuck that shit, sounds boring. I want to pet the monkeys
>>520055604Everything from the racial epitaphs to the stereotype truck driver to the OPs flag, makes this thread.
>>520055604I thought we weren't allowed to call them that anymore
we all gonna die!
>>520055604If they were from Tulane and going to Florida, why were they on I-59?
>>520055978No anon! I live here! I don't want to be nuked! Anyway there is nothing and nobody in Jasper county. That monkey is gonna end up in some nigger shack eating fried chicken.
>>520056073I dont like monkeys but this is pretty fucked up
>>520055604Oh no blm riots all over again
>>520056073>Lookup ArnoSniper on Youtube, or any of the many youtube monkey sniper accounts.Nice
>>520055604A prison bus overturned?
>>520056348>why were they hauling aggressive monkeys with herpes?A quest for lulz
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>>520056019kekarooni
>>520055604But Mississippi is already full of niggers?
